Geniale site: Omegle #6

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fince thanx .. a bit tired. u ?
You: the same
You: i heard about a site
You: its very cool
You: wanne know whits one?
Stranger: sure
You: http://omegle.com/
You:
You: do you know that one?
Stranger: what ?
You: that site do you know it?
Stranger: were on it dude
You: no?
You: realy?
You: so you already did know it?
Stranger: yes.
You: cool what do you think about it?
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:28 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:37 schreef PhifeDawg het volgende:
Kankerverslavend dit.

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You: my english grammer is not to great
Stranger: meh its better than the grammar of every other dutch person ive spoken to
Stranger: (youre the first)

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*You: where from?
Stranger: a place.
You: i like places.
Stranger: me too.
You: im from a place too.
Stranger: they are pretty cool
You: yes.
Stranger:
You: its good to be from a place.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Ok this is the LOVEPOLICE
Stranger: hello there stranger
You: You're under arrest for being Brazilian!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im english thanks:P
You: That's enough for 6 years in jail!
You: Lovejail it is.
Stranger: oh my what will i do
You: Pink suits and heart shaped toilets.
You: You can run
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:47 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
ik loop echt alleen maar te kloten op die site, best saai eigenlijk

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:49 schreef raaavi het volgende:

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ik geef deze reeks nog een maand max
daarna is het dood

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:53 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Jezus, houd je muil of ga weg als je het niet leuk vindt

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Stranger: oooh
Stranger: best one yet
Stranger: STILL FUCKING GAY!

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:00 schreef aaipod het volgende:
Ok nu word het saai hé

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<sub>Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You awake to find yourself alone in a stone cellar. There is a staircase leading up to the exit, but the doors at the top are locked. There is no key in the room.
The cellar is full of barrels and jars. What do you do?
You: is there alcohol in the cellar?
You: everyone stores alcohol in the cellar.
Stranger: There are barrels in the cellar. One or more of them may contain alcohol.
You: right.
You: first
You: i'll have a drink then
You: great ideas spring to mind when i'm drunk
You: then. How solid is the door at the top of the exit?
Stranger: You open a barrel labeled "XXX", with white paint. It is full of a strong-smelling whisky.
Stranger: The door appears to be made of simple plywood, or at least lined with it on the inside.
You: I drink the whisky from the barrel labeled XXX
Stranger: You are tipsy.
You: all of it
Stranger: You are exceedingly drunk, on the verge of alcohol poisoning.
Stranger: You feel no pain
You: Now the barrel is light weight, and i lift it up trying to get to the stairs
Stranger: You clumsily lift the barrel over your head and try to make your way up the stairs. Being drunk, you drop the barrel and stumble, falling to the bottom of the stairs.
You: I leave the barrel lying there. damn thing
Stranger: The barrel stays where it is.
Stranger: There is a small trickle of whisky leaking from a crack in the side.
You: i walk up the stairs again. bouncing my head to the door which doesnt open
You: i'm not drunk enough, apparently
Stranger: Your head cracks the plywood a small bit, and jars the lock against the latch.
Stranger: You fall back down the stairs.
You: the whisky isnt coming out fast enough
You: i throw the barrel
You: against the crack
Stranger: The barrel bounces off of the wall, and hits you, knocking you over.
Stranger: The crack is larger.
You: good. i see a light shining out of the crack too, but i don't care cos there's whisky.
Stranger: The light shines on the remaining whisky, as if from a godly source.
You: I drink the whisky until no more comes out of the crack in the wall
Stranger: There is no more whisky. You are blind stinkin' drunk.
You: its godly
Stranger: You really have to pee.
You: i get back to the barrel
You: and stick it in.
You: i miserably fail
Stranger: What are you sticking in?
You: my dick. i want to piss goddammit
Stranger: You miss the crack in the barrel, and pee all over your own feet.
Stranger: You notice for the first time taht you are not wearing shoes.
You: feels warm.
Stranger: Your feet feel warm.
You: i try to walk back to the door
Stranger: You stumble to the staircase. Climbing it appears daunting.
Stranger: Suddenly, and without warning, the door bursts open!
You: woaaaa
You: i run away in fear
Stranger: You see a silhouette in the light, as your eyes adjust to the glare.
Stranger: You run, in terror, straight into the wall.
Stranger: Your nose is bleeding.
You: doesnt matter it was cracked anyway
You: the wall.
Stranger: The silhoutte calls to you.
Stranger: "WHY DID YOU DRINK MY BOOZE?"
You: i walk up to the silhouette
You: i try to talk back
Stranger: You walk up the stairs, to the silhouette.
You: i hug him
Stranger: You drunkenly stumble "I was thirsdy", with your broken nose blunting your words.
Stranger: You hug the silhouette. He hugs you back, warmly.
You: lol.
You: i feel tired
Stranger: You lay down at the man's feet.
You: i fell so often
You: i'm hurt
Stranger: He notices your urine-soaked socks.
Stranger: And your bloody nose.
Stranger: He calls the police.
You: theyre always slow
You: so i start to sober up
Stranger: You slap yourself repeatedly in an attempt to sober up.
Stranger: Your broken nose stings with each blow.
You: Can i have a coffee?
You: that helps, usually
Stranger: You ask the man for a coffee.
Stranger: He replies "Sure... let me go get it", and walks towards his house.
You: i feel like drinking more whisky, actually
Stranger: You see his beautiful daughter look at you through the window.
You: she loves me
You: i think
Stranger: She is holding a bottle of barrel-aged whisky.
You: if she really loves me shell give it tom e
Stranger: What do you do?
You: i am too drunk to do anything but manage to stumble up to her.
You: then i ask
Stranger: You stumble towards the window.
You: can i haz zhe whisky?
You: or shall we drink it together?
Stranger: The beautiful daughter recoils in horror as you smear your bloody nose against her window, mumbling incoherently.
You: lol.
You: i just await the police, then
Stranger: You sit on the porch, resigned to your fate.
Stranger: The polioce
You: and drink my coffee.
You: it's fucking rediculously hot
Stranger: The police arrive and take you to the mental institution, as they can not understand a word you are saying.
Stranger: Your burned tongue and bloody nose make communication impossible.
You: I try to tell them i want to sue the man
You: for serving me hot coffee
Stranger: You scream from your cell about a man named "Sue."
Stranger: Your cries are ignored.
You: i feel like killing myself, after lunch though
Stranger: Lunch arrives. It is a tuna sandwich and chocolate milk.
Stranger: On a plastic tray.
You: i hate tuna and ask for something else to eat
Stranger: The nurse closes the food tray port, and walks away.
Stranger: You are stuck with your tuna.
You: i'd rather die hungry than eat a tuna sandwich
You: i try to trade it for a knife.
Stranger: You have nobody to trade with.
Stranger: You get the idea to break apart the plastic tray.
You: shit. . yeah thats a good idea!
Stranger: You decide that breaking the tray is a good idea.
You: i try it by throwing it at the wall.
Stranger: The wall is padded.
Stranger: The tray bounces to the floor.
You: couldve guessed.
You: i try throwing it at the floor
Stranger: The floor is padded.
Stranger: You remind yourself that you are in a padded cell.
You: damn padded floors. i set it diagonally against the wall.
Stranger: The tray is leaning against the wall.
You: i give the tray a karate-kick.
You: but im still a bit drunk
Stranger: You kick the tray. It splinters into a few sharp pieces.
Stranger: Your foot goes through the tray and hits the wall, jarring your knee.
You: it hurts badly and i'm bleeding.
You: i don't want to bleed so i keep knocking the door
You: really hard
You: then even harder
Stranger: You knock on the door repeatedly, screaming, until your knuckles are bloody.
Stranger: Nobody comes to your aid.
You: i bleed to death
Stranger: It is just you and your sharp plastic fragments, beside your uneaten tuna sandwich.
Stranger: You wish for death.
You: i'm hungry
Stranger: You have a tuna sandwich.
You: but i use the sandwich
You: to stop the bleeding
Stranger: You pack the tuna into your wounds to stop the bleeding.
You: i eat the bread.
Stranger: The bread is delicious.
You: i wait for dinner.
You: or someone to just come in
You: i demand therapy
Stranger: Dinner arrives some hours later. It is a tuna sandwich, and chocolate milk. The nurse laughs at you.
You: i use a splinter to threaten her
Stranger: She closes the food latch.
You: damn bitch
Stranger: You notice that she never put the chocolate milk carton through the door, due to your threatening demeanor.
Stranger: Now you have only tuna sandwich.
You: i look for a way to escape from this mental institution
You: the bread is delicious here, so i eat it
You: not the tuna.
Stranger: You eat the bread, contemplating escape.
Stranger: You leave the tuna on the floor.
Stranger: You wonder if there is some sort of vent behind the padding.
You: what objects are in my cell? besides the splinters.
Stranger: A glob of tuna on the floor, a whole plastic tray, and a spilled carton of chocolate milk.
You: hmm. i use the splinter to cut the padding
You: i didnt like the colours anyway
Stranger: The padding slowly begins to cut away from the wall. You feel the plastic start to grate against concrete.
Stranger: After some time and perserverence, you feel a sizable chunk of padding from the wall. You notice a button set into the wall.
You: hmm. i push the button.
You: nothing seems to happen
Stranger: A loud buzzer sounds, and you begin to hear dozens of tiny chirps from behind the padding on the opposite wall.
You: lol
You: i cut open the padding on the other wall
You: the opposite wall.
Stranger: A dozen canaries fly from behind the padding.
Stranger: They poop everywhere.
You: i like canaries. better than tuna.
Stranger: You notice an open cage door. On the other side of the canary cage, there is a mirror.
You: i walk up to the mirror
Stranger: Both are set into a hole in the wall.
You: and see myself
Stranger: You look like hell.
You: yeah. damn bloody nose
You: i get the cage out of the hole.
Stranger: You remove the cage from the hole. It clatters to the floor, scaring the canaries.
You: all they did was pooping anyway.
Stranger: You notice a small amount of light from the edges of the mirror.
You: uhh. i examine it more closely
Stranger: The mirror is still a mirror, with light around the edges.
You: hmm. useless, i guess.
You: i walk back to the hole in the wall
Stranger: The mirror is in the hole in the wall.
You: ohhh.
Stranger: You hear a coughing sound from behind the mirror.
You: i then try to remove the mirror
Stranger: The mirror has no usable grips to remove it with.
You: i use my tray to bash into the mirror
Stranger: The mirror develops a small crack.
You: i throw a canary at it.
Stranger: The canary flies away as soon as you release it.
You: damn
Stranger: It chirps at you, mockingly.
You: i try the tray once more
Stranger: After a few tries, the mirror shatters.
You: i look through the hole it reveals
Stranger: On the other side of the wall, you see your nurse in her office. She is watching General Hospital on a small TV, sitting on her desk. The office reeks of cheap cigarettes.
You: i check the size of the hole to see if i can fit through
Stranger: You climb into the hole, in an effort to squeeze through it. The nurse looks shocked, and reaches for something in her desk drawer.
You: i am afraid she'll pull a gun
Stranger: You struggle through the hole, and land on the floor.
Stranger: The nurse continues to rummage in her desk.
You: i look at what she's trying to find.
Stranger: You can not see into the drawer from your vantage point on the floor.
You: i say "Hi there! will you stop doing that?"
Stranger: She screams.
You: she didnt expect me to be able to talk?
You: damn.
You: i say 'boo'
Stranger: She screams again, and keels over on the floor, dead.
Stranger: You hear a gurgling sound, and smell feces.
You: that was easier than expected. or was it me shitting my pants?
Stranger: It was her.
You: good, satisfied i try to look into her drawer
You: i get up and try again
Stranger: You see a toblerone bar, with a sign pinned to it that says "Emergency Chocolate".
You: i eat it. i like the good things in life.
Stranger: The chocolate was delicious.
Stranger: You feel energetic.
You: Great. I go look for keys on her
Stranger: You look around the room, and notice an open door to the hallway.
You: No, i first want the keys
Stranger: You find a single skeleton key.
You: good.
You: i take it and walk out
Stranger: You leave the room, key in pocket, and look around. You are at the end of a hallway.
Stranger: The hallway has many doors leading to cells, and one door that looks different.
You: hmm. I walk to the different looking door
Stranger: It is the foyer door of the mental institution. There is a fat guard sitting on a chair in the foyer.
Stranger: He looks at you and screams "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
You: I run
You: fast as i can
You: i feel energetic anyway, and he's fat
Stranger: You run on the spot, unable to decide a direction.
Stranger: The guard lumbers towards you.
You: i lock the door with the key i still had.
Stranger: You lock yourself into the room with the guard.
You: oh damn
You: i open it back up again.
Stranger: You unlock the door, and open it.
You: i run through it
Stranger: You run back into the hallway of the mental institution.
You: i open some cells.
Stranger: You open the first cell you see. There is a redheaded man running around in circles, making racecar noises.
Stranger: He disregards you entirely.
You: i try to use him to distract the guard
You: i say "hurry close his cell!"
Stranger: The guard is not fooled by your tactic, as you are still wearing patient's clothing, and are covered in blood.
Stranger: He continues towards you.
You: i get back to my cell to get some more splinters.
Stranger: The guard is blocking the path to your cell.
You: oh. in that case i simply turn around and get back outside
You: locking the door behind me
Stranger: You leave the mental institution through the front door.
You: hmm. i think i should clean up.
You: myself.
Stranger: The guard can not stop himself as you close the front door. He careens into it, and knocks himself out.
Stranger: You consider cleaning yourself up.
You: lol. knew he was stupid

I walk to a gas station
Stranger: There is a gas station across the street.
Stranger: As you walk to it, a bus full of naked cheerleaders pulls up to the pump.
You: buses have toilets with taps
Stranger: You walk onto the bus.
Stranger: The cheerleaders are terrified.
You: i'll look great after cleaning myself up.
You: so i lock myself into the toilet
Stranger: You attempt to walk towards the toilet.
Stranger: You trip on a small handbag, and fall to the floor.
You: damn alcohol.
Stranger: Under the seat next to you, you notice a bomb.
Stranger: It has a digital clock counting down from five minutes.
You: i yell at the cheerleaders to get the fuck out
Stranger: The cheerleaders run in a panic, towards the exit. Their stiletto heels pierce your body as they trample you.
Stranger: You lay bleeding to death, watching the bomb tick to zero.
You: i look at the bomb and grab it, hoping to be able to dismantle it
Stranger: The tendons in your arms have been destroyed by the stiletto heels.
Stranger: You can not move.
You: I try to scream for help
Stranger: You scream, but nobody is willing to enter a bus with a bomb on it.
You: they dont know! i didnt tell them.
Stranger: The last thought to cross your mind, as the bomb is about to explode, is "Shit, that toblerone was good."
Stranger: Boom.
You: i die.
Stranger: You make a fine corpose.
Stranger: corpse*
Stranger: Or would, if it hadn't been incinerated.
You: i want to be buried besides my granny
Stranger: THANKS FOR PLAYING CHIZZER'S UNBEATABLE TIMEWASTER!
You: lol. thanks for the laugh.
Stranger: Take it easy!</sub>

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Stranger: lol wanna see a pic of me
You: If you want me to see a pic of you
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: http://nl.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6oldva&s=5

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:16 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?
[..]

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Stranger: ich.hab.ne.4-in.englisch
Stranger: die.lehrerin.mag.,mich.nich;)
Stranger: aus.welcher.stadt.kommst.du?.ich.fahr.im.september.nach.holland

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are u gay?----------------------------I LOVE BRITNEY!
You: FO.
You: Idiot.
You: Stupid German.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:16 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?
[..]

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:16 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?
[..]

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You: What kind of music do you like?

[...]

Stranger: i love tokio hotel
Stranger: and cinima bizzare
You: Tokio Hotel?
Stranger: yes
You: Isn't that an emo group?

quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: anybody there
You: nope
Stranger: where are you from
You: what are you doing in my chat? :/
You: Netherlands, you?
You: im not chatting to people from:
You: BRAZIL
You: Finland
You: Germany
You: UK
Stranger: finland
You: US
Stranger: why
You: Just 'cause
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:24 schreef TheDenialTwist het volgende:
Ik ben nu al een uur met een of andere Noor aan het kletsen

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:33 schreef Kerol het volgende:

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Verbreek het record van mij; 2.30 uur maar eens

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:33 schreef Kerol het volgende:

[..]

Verbreek het record van mij; 2.30 uur maar eens

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:34 schreef Luco het volgende:

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Was je nuchter? ANders telt het niet

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You: WAYo!
Stranger: YO!
You: YOYO!
Stranger: YO YO YO
You: NERDS IN THE HOUSE YO!
Stranger: HELLS YES
You: WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
You: WE LIKE TO
Stranger: fuck off

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You: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: 17 m zimbabwe
Stranger: cool !!! 17 f ireland
You: Nice
Stranger: so how are you?
You: fine, you?
Stranger: Im good !! :D
You: cool
Stranger: so what time is it there?
You: time for pedobear
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:33 schreef Kerol het volgende:

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Verbreek het record van mij; 2.30 uur maar eens

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You: Hi
Stranger: hyz
You: where u from?
Stranger: my mother
Stranger: you?
You: me to
You: OMFG what a great luck that we've met!
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Stranger: haha
Stranger: i actually like that song
Stranger: bitch

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Record is btw 5 uur! Maar dat was een stront door trechter gesprek.

quote:

You: hi
Stranger: Hello my son
Stranger: I'm god
You: w000t, welcome god!
Stranger: have you a questions for me ?
You: Yes!
You: Is it possible to cure my AIDS ?
Stranger: Humm i'm sorry but isn't possible for the moment
You: oh noes!!!!
Stranger: It's neccessary too purge the world
You: When do you collect my soul to eternity ?
Stranger: Humm no, you are infidels
Stranger: Where you from ? USA ?
You: The Netherlands!
Stranger: Oh
You: I was raped by a dead zombie dog. He putted his rotting cock in my lovely behind!
You: It was horrible
You:
Stranger: Oh me ! i'm choked
Stranger: I go too burn this evil dog !
You: Go, and save the day!!
You: I will tell the world my story!!!!!
Stranger: The zombie take the controle of the nederland :s
You: I must go to tell it!
Stranger: Warning
You: Goodbye my Father!
Stranger: I can't do nothing for stop the zombie
Stranger: Kill him shoot the head
Stranger: Goodbye my son
You have disconnected.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:06 schreef Asgard het volgende:
Zovaak gehad dat mensen meteen weggingen zodra ik zei dat ik uit Nederland kom

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:17 schreef cablegunmaster het volgende:

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leguit

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:28 schreef TheDenialTwist het volgende:
You: lets play hide and seek
Stranger: alright
Stranger: i'll hide
You: 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10!
Stranger: ...
You: are you behind the send button?
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: keep looking
You: i thought i saw something there
Stranger: it's a common mistake

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:46 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Doe je ava eens rap terug

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:58 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

[..]

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:11 schreef Dimitri_ het volgende:
Zojuist een leuk meisje ontmoet!

Heb haar msn gescoord, haha.. Ze woont nog vlakbij ook!

Oftewel, geweldige site!

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:16 schreef Bartaz het volgende:
Ondertussen heb ik zo'n 20 gesprekken gevoerd en het is echt een ramp daar...

Je kunt de gesprekken indelen in 4 categorieën:

1. Serieuze gesprekken (zijn er maar héél weinig)
2. Gesprekken die serieus beginnen, maar waarin Dateline NBC of Rick Astley opeens inspringt
3. Gesprekken die al onserieus beginnen met Wizards die mana verzamelen om 'an all destructing spell' te kunnen doen.
4. Gesprekken die beginnen met ASL, waarna ---Conversation Partner Disconnected--- komt.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:26 schreef Lamzak_ het volgende:
Ben nu met een Amerikaans meisje aan het chatten, ik hoor haar uit over haar ex-vriend die een gerucht over haar verspreid, ofzo

Daarvoor ook even gechat met een Arsenal hooligan

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:11 schreef Dimitri_ het volgende:
Zojuist een leuk meisje ontmoet!

Heb haar msn gescoord, haha.. Ze woont nog vlakbij ook!

Oftewel, geweldige site!

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:28 schreef tho_Omas het volgende:

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Wow, en dat in de biblebelt.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:27 schreef Dimitri_ het volgende:
Zojuist weer een goed gesprek gehad.. Was een leraar filosofie uit California.. En hij was bezig met een trivia quiz in elkaar te zetten.

Hij heeft gewoon een heleboel vragen op me afgevuurd, hardstikke vermakelijk!

Heb nu zo'n 10 gesprekken gehad, waarvan toch 7 wel serieuze.. En 5 vrouwen, haha.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:30 schreef Apfelsaft het volgende:
Haha, net één van m'n eerste serieuze gesprekken gehad, gelijk de msn van een meisje uit Eindhoven

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:29 schreef Dimitri_ het volgende:

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Sorry? Ik woon niet bepaald in the biblebelt. En zij ook niet..

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:31 schreef tho_Omas het volgende:

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Okay. Maar beloof me dat je niet gaat meeten. Je omgeving zal je raar vinden, en je toekomstig kroost zal je nooit serieus nemen.

quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hoi!
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:27 schreef Dimitri_ het volgende:
Zojuist weer een goed gesprek gehad.. Was een leraar filosofie uit California.. En hij was bezig met een trivia quiz in elkaar te zetten.

Hij heeft gewoon een heleboel vragen op me afgevuurd, hardstikke vermakelijk!

Heb nu zo'n 10 gesprekken gehad, waarvan toch 7 wel serieuze.. En 5 vrouwen, haha.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:32 schreef Dimitri_ het volgende:

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Verder:
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Iig, er moet veel gebeuren wil ik een keer met haar in het echt afspreken, vind dat nogal kansloos normaliter..

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:36 schreef alexis_ het volgende:

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Juist hardstikke hip zou ik zeggen.

Ik houd het voor gezien voor vanavond.
Mijn score zijn iemand uit hk, roemenie, californie en eentje uit mjin eigen stad. erg leuk. vooral om contacten in het buitenland te hebben voor je reizen. (erg goede ervaringen mee)

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:44 schreef TubewayDigital het volgende:
correctie: die gast zit intermediar te spelen tussen 2 chats. Hij past alles door van het ene chat venster naar mijn chat venster

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:51 schreef TheDenialTwist het volgende:
Zo grappig, mensen die zomaar ergens over beginnen

Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you believe in god?
You: no i dont
You: do you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: well
Stranger: actually I do
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but not in a really religious way
Stranger: I don't follow any organised religion
You: then what do you believe
Stranger: I believe there is some sort of spiritual being out there, I've just always felt that there is, obviously I don't know exactly what/who it is
Stranger: but the bible etc is a load of crap

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:51 schreef TheDenialTwist het volgende:
Zo grappig, mensen die zomaar ergens over beginnen

Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you believe in god?
You: no i dont
You: do you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: well
Stranger: actually I do
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but not in a really religious way
Stranger: I don't follow any organised religion
You: then what do you believe
Stranger: I believe there is some sort of spiritual being out there, I've just always felt that there is, obviously I don't know exactly what/who it is
Stranger: but the bible etc is a load of crap

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:50 schreef LasTeR het volgende:
You: Brazilian?
Stranger: girl?
You: No.
Stranger: no
You: LOL
Stranger: fuuuuuuu

quote:

Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 01:52 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Begin over Raptor Jesus.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 02:20 schreef MaddoxX het volgende:
godver ik kom niet op de site

-edit nu na 20min opeens wel

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 02:19 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Hihi.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 02:25 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

[..]

Jammer vna je ava

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 02:31 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

[..]

NEDERLANDS

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 02:38 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Ik zag die filmtitel in MIS, dus ik zo downloaden in stukjes want kon niets anders vinden, hč. Maar kan het niet openen

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 02:45 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Welke

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 02:58 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Ja, heb ik t ook over. Is dat op youtube?

TDS 1 of 21

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 02:19 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Hihi.

quote:

You: Get down here, C.
Stranger: on the stoop?
You: On the stoops of compton
Stranger: CPT
You:
Stranger: EAZY E
Stranger: ICE CUBE AND THE DOC
You: DEEP COVER
You: It's a 1-8-7 on a undercover cop
Stranger: CRUISIN DOWN THE STRETE IN MY 6-4
You: JOCKIN A BITCH
Stranger: SLAPPIN THE HOES
You: WENT TO THE PARK TO GET THE SCOOP
Stranger: NICKLE HEADS OUT THERE
Stranger: COLD SHOOTIN SOME HOES
Stranger: WELL AM EAZY E A GOT BITCHES GALORE
You: ACE!
Stranger: YA MIGHT HAVA LOTTA BITCHES BUT I GOT MUCH MORE
You: I GOT BITCHES LIKE WHO THAT DUDE?
Stranger: YO
Stranger: YO YO YO

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 02:47 schreef TheDenialTwist het volgende:
You: the netherlands
Stranger: ok. the promised land of legal weed=)
You: yes
You: also we all wear wooden shoes
You: and hookers everywhere
Stranger: and you all grow tulips
You: right!
Stranger: and you live in windmills
Stranger: eating cheese

quote:

You: hi
Stranger: Hey are you a guy?
You: yeah
Stranger: Well, I'm an ugly girl
You: i bet you are
Stranger: i don't think you'd want to keep conversing with me
Stranger: so what do you do?
You have disconnected.

quote:

Stranger: say hi, bitch
You: hi, bitch
Stranger: hi gay
You: ;o
Stranger: ohoho
You: gay oriented ?
Stranger: happy now?
You: kinda :x
Stranger: ure gay, not me
Stranger: fag
You: lol, wut
Stranger: oh fuck u anon

quote:

Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:33 schreef Luco het volgende:
Stranger: robin =d?
You: No, it;'s Batman
You: Robin is in the back
You: should I get him?

quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello stranger
Stranger: hey
You: have you seen my towel?
You: it ran away.
Stranger: yeah it passed by my house
You: oh good!
You: did he have friends with him?
Stranger: i don't think its coming back though
Stranger: no he was alone
You: he's old enough to spread his wing, buts its too bad he's leaving
You: we had wonderful times together
Stranger: awh it was time to move on
You: is your towel still with you?
Stranger: yeah i've got mine
Stranger: it aint going no where
You: what is he or she like>
You: ?
Stranger: soft and snuggly
You: aww..how cute!
Stranger: very good towel
You: mine was too, but then it matured
You: got rough and sturdy
You: not so pleasant to snuggle with, but excellent for work!
Stranger: that means it was time for him to be on his own
Stranger: haha
You: deep in my heart i know, but still, i feel a little sad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 10:54 schreef Terpentin07 het volgende:
Ik had vannacht zeker een uur met een Braziliaanse gechat.Het was zeker een leuk gesprek.Waarom wordt er eigenlijk zo negatief hier over de Braziliaanse chatters geschreven? Zijn het zeg maar de Nigerianen van Zuid America?

quote:

Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 11:38 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Stranger: This is Leif from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address.
The Federal Bureau of Investigations will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
This is your first warning.

Leif
(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.
You: lol

Deze was ik gister aldoor aan het sturen

quote:

You: What country are you from?
Stranger: you would know if you had my IP address...can't you trace those sorts of things?
You: Nope, we're not able.
Stranger: ah
You: I'm just moderating, admins might be able to trace that stuff.
Stranger: well then how are you going to send the FBI after me?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: LOL

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 10:54 schreef Terpentin07 het volgende:
Ik had vannacht zeker een uur met een Braziliaanse gechat.Het was zeker een leuk gesprek.Waarom wordt er eigenlijk zo negatief hier over de Braziliaanse chatters geschreven? Zijn het zeg maar de Nigerianen van Zuid America?

quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mcboardie?
You: yes?
Stranger: are you one?
You: i am the one
You: bow to me
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hi Stranger: hi
Stranger: sex...what do you think of it?
You: my name is rick and i would liek to sing you a song
Stranger: ok
You: we're no strangers to love
You: youknow the rules and so do i
You: a full commitments what im thinking of
You: you wouldnt get this from any other guy
You: i just wanna tell you how im feeling
You: gotta make you understand
You: never gonna give you up
You: never gonna let you down
You: never gonna run around and desert you
You: never gonna make u cry
You: never gonna say good bye
You: never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: damn you
Stranger: i got fing rick rolled again
Stranger: fuuuuuuck
You: text roll'd
Stranger: you suck nuts
Stranger: daaaammmmn you rick you fucking faggot

quote:

Stranger: /b/
Stranger: suxs
You: \d\
You: sxus
Stranger: how do you do a backwords b?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 12:22 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Die quote ken jij ech tniet?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 12:29 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Ach, is nog maar 10 jaar on teh internet.

quote:

Stranger: hi
You: So, how's Cathy doing?
Stranger: my name is
Stranger: what
Stranger: my name is
You: Cathy
Stranger: slim shady
You: You know, your best friend
Stranger: cathy is dead dude
You: No wai
You: what happened]
Stranger: ya rly
Stranger: she died?
Stranger: duh
You: youre kidding me
You: my god, poor joey
Stranger: no rly
You: he must be devastated
Stranger: yeah joey is so down
You: of course he is
Stranger: even that clown costume could not cheer him up
You: i mean, his dog just passed away and now this
You: omg then its really serious
Stranger: the dog was old
Stranger: very
You: yeah okay, but man, joey loved him
Stranger: he even wrote a song about it
Stranger: "my old dog is ooooooooollllld"
Stranger: and it's so coooooooooooooooollld
You: that was a good song though
Stranger: yeah if you liked the "barking" sounds he invented
You: well i did, it was renewing and refreshing and original
Stranger: no wonder he won that medal
You: yeah he absolutely deserved it
Stranger: for renewing refreshing original song
Stranger: and then the dog died
Stranger: blow to the mind
You: although i liked rogers song too
You: yes
Stranger: roger is boring really
You: poor joey i feel sorry for him
You: yeah true, but he is a great artist
Stranger: I mean why write a song about milk?
You: Well, it's not a subject most people write songs about
You: so it was renewing and original
You: just not very refreshing
Stranger: he wrote "my man milk keeps you warm"
Stranger: :/
You: you have to admit it was catchy
Stranger: catchy tune totally
Stranger: they made a jingle out of it on 45FM
You: really?
You: havent heard it yet
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: went like this
Stranger: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN MILK, HOOOT T T T T T"
Stranger: and then a "psssssttttttt"
Stranger: sound
You: oh thats gold man
You: his mother must be so proud
Stranger: pure gold
Stranger: yeah that's why she moved to the beach
Stranger: to sell sea shells made of man milk
You: well they deserved it, you know, after she went trough such a harsh breakup with Harvey
You: oh loveloy
Stranger: oh harvey, long time no see
Stranger: how is his gay lover doing?
You: i heard he was diagnosed with cancer
Stranger: ball cancer?
You: yeah, thats what cathy told me, before she died
Stranger: I never really liked cathy to be honest
Stranger: she could be quite bitchy at times
You: no?
You: but she was your best friend!
Stranger: the constant nagging
Stranger: man
Stranger: what a drag
Stranger: she "thought" I was her best friend
Stranger: and I played along because she was rich
You: yeah, she really was rich man
You: her house was like wow
Stranger: yeah the world of warcraft theme
Stranger: made it stand out
You: absolutely
You: ive always wanted a house like that
Stranger: a nerd's dream
You: yeah
You: i think thats why joey hooked up with her
You: joey always was a bit of a nerd
Stranger: he hooked up to get with lisa
Stranger: her younger sister
You: orly?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: he told me last night
You: my god, how could ive missed that?
Stranger: when he was crying
Stranger: turns out that bitch cathy gave all her money to needy children in africa
Stranger: to buy elephants
You: no wai
Stranger: I mean really? elephants
You: omg!
You: what a bitch
Stranger: yeah, now some happy kids have their own elephant
You: i want an elephant though]
Stranger: how is your wife katherine doing by the way?
You: oh, i dont know
You: she just hangs out with ridge a lot
Stranger: that manslut?
You: i'm suspecting theres something going on between them
You: yes him!
Stranger: always disliked the guy
Stranger: acting all cool and disco
You: can't stand him
Stranger: maybe we could organise a beat up?
You: sounds like a great plan
You: anyway, ive got to go
Stranger: tell him we are hosting this awesome disco party ... then BAMMMM corner him and disco slap his ass
You: it was nice catching up with you
Stranger: yeah it was
Stranger: greets to paul
You: will do
Stranger: and shirley
You: say hi to brittany
Stranger: tell jonathan he is a fag for me
You: haha, will do will do
You: bye!
Stranger: alrighty cya

quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

You: Neil young - ohio
You:
Stranger: is that eminem
You: neil young you basterd
You: eminem quited singin
You: and begins again
You: poor son of bitch
Stranger: isnt he dead?
Stranger: neil young?
You: no man he's 63
You: i go to his concert in antwerp this summer
Stranger: I like Lynyrd >Skynyrd
You: alabama
You: sweeeeTTTT home alabama
Stranger: antwerp is a city for terrorists
You: yeah i know
You: whole belgium is
You: luckely iam dutch
Stranger: from holland?
You: Iam form holland, where the fuck you from?
Stranger: germany bitch
You: nice
Stranger: sieg heil?
You: i went to neil young in berlin
You: last year
Stranger: I like tokio hotel more
You: i like berlin
You: i dont
You: armin van buuren !
Stranger: and metro station
Stranger: and jonas brothers
You: metro station i know
Stranger: they all rock
You: yep
Stranger: and hannah montana
You: shake it is a cool song
You: lol
You: so what do you do now?
You: what city you live?
Stranger: I live in hamburg
Stranger: and I'm eating hamburgers
You: ok
You: lol
Stranger: I'm a cannibal
You: i live in den helder
You: navy town
You: iam gonna bomb you
Stranger: no you won't
You: lol
You: i won't be able.
Stranger: i have jews as slaves
You: i don't care
You: poor jews then..
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: poor them
Stranger: I pray with the every day though
You: there is 1 jew in my class
Stranger: I'm a nice nazi
Stranger: oh
You: she's so god damn hot
Stranger: can you deliver her to me?
Stranger: I'd know what to do with her
You: Ī 215.000
Stranger: only 215.000Ī?
Stranger: sure thing
You: And transfer costs so about 214,500 will do
Stranger: give me your bank account numer
Stranger: k, awesome
You: 46 55
You: 97
Stranger: I only hope for you she's as hot as you say
You: 807
You:
Stranger: describe her a little
You: she has black brunnette hair
You: a bit tall
Stranger: how tall?
Stranger: in cm?
You: i dunno
You: hmm..
Stranger: she cant be taller than me
You: 1.75 i think
You: iam 1.80 so..
Stranger: Then she's as tall as me
Stranger: I'm not so tall
You: 1 guy in my class is 2.05
Stranger: but mostly when they are taller, I put bricks on their heads
You: lol
You: So, iam gonna tell her
Stranger: so their back twists and their spine breaks
Stranger: alright
You: she's going your way
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: whats her name?
Stranger: so I can call her from afar
You: riwka
You: sounds like: rifka
You: or something
Stranger: thats a pretty jewish name
You: i think so.
Stranger: whats her last nale
Stranger: name*
You: i dunno
Stranger: I need to know
Stranger: or I can't send you the money
You: mayb you can arrange another name in germany if you want
You: i send her for free
You:
Stranger: yeah but I need to know her real name
Stranger: free
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: okay
Stranger: thats settled
Stranger: when I enslaved her enough, you can have a piece of ehr as well
You: just tell your street and she'll be by the corner of that street
Stranger: its schweinenstrasse
You: lol
You: ok
You: youll see her in about 4 days
Stranger: i know weird name.. haha
Stranger: okay
You: see ya.
You: bye
Stranger: bye bye
You have disconnected

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 11:52 schreef LasTeR het volgende:


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Krijg ineens die message er tussen door.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 13:09 schreef R-dry het volgende:

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Dat doe die gast zelf hoor denken als je praat en dan shift+enter kom je op een nieuwe regel..

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 13:40 schreef moonmovies het volgende:
Irritante hoer uit Londen

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 13:42 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:

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die meid van 17 die sugar roept ??

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: Amsterdam, you?
You: Near Eindhoven, don't u speak Dutch?
Stranger: nope, how old are you?
You: 17, you?
Stranger: Ah, I like older men, im 11
Stranger: Still young and innocent.
You: Keep it that way
You: What are your hobby's?
Stranger: Mastrubating and sucking cocks.
You: You call that innocent?
You: Alright, I know what youre looking for, and youre at the wrong adress.
You are way to young to do this shit on the internet. Youre only 11.
Stranger: Wanna do some camming?
You: Do your parrents know wat you are doing?
Stranger: They don't have to. You wanna do something?
You: Not with a 11 year old girl im not! nice day

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya
Stranger: heyo
You: where are you from?
Stranger: how are you ?
You: haha
You: Im fine, how are you?
Stranger: Deadvalley and you ? ^^
Stranger: yeah I'm good too
You: Deadvalley?
You: Im from the Netherlands
Stranger: oh well :p
You: haha
You: Where's Deadvalley located?
Stranger: oh... in the BottomSplit
Stranger: near Pensilvania
You: Ooh, your an american :]
Stranger: well... not really
You: hmm
You: canadian?
Stranger: don't even try to understand, I'm special xD
You: hahahaha alright
You: ET from home. ;D
Stranger: yes
You: haha awesome
You: how old are you?
Stranger: about 16 and you ? ^^
Stranger: (16 or 61, don't really count ><)
You: haha
You: Im eighteen
You: and at school right now, bah
Stranger: oh nice ;p
Stranger: really ?!
You: Yeah :/
You: I have got german right now
You: bah
Stranger: and you have the right to go to this site ? xD
You: Haha why not, german is like.. UGH
Stranger: lol :p
You: when you mix vomit and poo, you get German
Stranger: xDDD
You: ;p
You: Nah just kidding
You: but it really sucks ass
You: bah
Stranger: :p
Stranger: like every subject at school I think :/ :p
You: Hahahahaha your right
You: What gender are you?
Stranger: I'm an alpha male and you ?
You: alpha male, what the..
You: haha
You: Im just.. male
Stranger: xD
You: oh right
You: I get it
You: your a werewolf
You: am i right?
Stranger: ham not really
You: hmm
Stranger: I'm human
Stranger: but superior
Stranger: you know, alpha male :p
You: yeah
You: you got special powers and stuff?
Stranger: yes ^^
You: your a x-men?
Stranger: no no !
You: hmm
Stranger: x-men are... few things compared to me :p
You: damn
Stranger: you know
Stranger: if I put out my glasses
Stranger: I burn cyclop :p
You: dayamn
You: thats sick dude
You: so you can cook beef and steak with your eyes?
Stranger: and when I don't cut my claws, they are longer than wolverine's xD
You: cool
Stranger: no, only burn, that's not easy for cooking :/
You: hmm true
You: you also got some kind of telephatic powers?
Stranger: yeah of course !
You:
Stranger: I can think very well !
You: awesome
Stranger: go on, give me a question
You: what am I thinking about right now?
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: is it about Italy ? xD
You: not really
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: sport ?
You: it was about the girl sitting next to me haha
Stranger: damn...
You: sport.. kinda.
Stranger: but !
You: swimming actually
Stranger: but !
Stranger: she's blond :p
You: yes?
You: hmm
You: thats right
Stranger:
You: awesome
You: what hair collor does the guy next to me have?
Stranger: brown ;p
You: hmm
You: dark brown
Stranger: oh don't go too far xD
You: light brown, my bad
You: haha
Stranger: :p
Stranger: if you want to know more about them
Stranger: just tell me their name ^^
You: hmm
You: okay this guy called Pim, what hair collor does he have?
Stranger: oh, I would say orange but I don't think xD
Stranger: brown too ? ^^
You: hmm
You: i would say blond
You: but brown would also do
Stranger: oh xD
You: haha
Stranger: he can change hair when he wants :p
You: hahahahaha true:P
You: you got facebook?
Stranger: hey that means I was near with orange ! xD
You: hahahaha
Stranger: no :/
You: hm
Stranger: I have msn
Stranger: if you ?
Stranger: xD
You: msn is blocked here.
You: :/
Stranger: okay ^^
You: so you got holiday right now?
Stranger: yeah oO how do you know that xD
You: you told me haha

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Stranger: Hi
You: Hossel liever crack dan ik tap of ik bef
Stranger: hou je kankermuil vieze kankerneger
You: yo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: what's up my nigga?
Stranger: no much blud
Stranger: bruvva
You: aight
You: keep it real bro
Stranger: i am
Stranger: kepping it in reality
You: as you should my man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: bonjour
Stranger: hi
You: ca va?
Stranger: the french did NOTHING in ww2
You: c'est ridicule!
Stranger: fuck a baugette
You: what's with ze bad language?
Stranger: what's with the fake frenching
Stranger: just stop it
You: mon dieu
Stranger: wow
Stranger: do you know english?
Stranger: you know, the language that 99% of earths population speak
You: que?
Stranger: !NO SE PASADO AL QUIN MUY FACIL!
You: je ne comprend pas
You: bien sur
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi John!
Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you're on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game.
$disconnect
You: Ha it doens't work
Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you're on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game.
$disconnect
You have disconnected.

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Starting chat A...
Starting chat B...
[B] Connected
B: hi
A: Hello
A:
A: Who are you?
B: asl?=)
B: female 14 finland
A: female 18 Canada
[B] Disconnected
[A] Disconnected

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 15:08 schreef vukwit het volgende:
Hmmm, ik heb nu snel een tooltje in elkaar gezet die twee chats opent, en deze twee dan met elkaar laat chatten. Dat logt ie dan naar een bestand. Zeg maar dag tegen je "privacy"!

Uiteindelijk valt hier natuurlijk een analyse op los te laten. Gemiddelde regel-lengte, percentage vrouw/man, nationaliteiten, evt. email-adressen, etc.

Het werkt:
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 15:08 schreef vukwit het volgende:
Hmmm, ik heb nu snel een tooltje in elkaar gezet die twee chats opent, en deze twee dan met elkaar laat chatten. Dat logt ie dan naar een bestand. Zeg maar dag tegen je "privacy"!

Uiteindelijk valt hier natuurlijk een analyse op los te laten. Gemiddelde regel-lengte, percentage vrouw/man, nationaliteiten, evt. email-adressen, etc.

Het werkt:
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