Geniale site: Omegle #6

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Stranger: hi
You: So, how's Cathy doing?
Stranger: my name is
Stranger: what
Stranger: my name is
You: Cathy
Stranger: slim shady
You: You know, your best friend
Stranger: cathy is dead dude
You: No wai
You: what happened]
Stranger: ya rly
Stranger: she died?
Stranger: duh
You: youre kidding me
You: my god, poor joey
Stranger: no rly
You: he must be devastated
Stranger: yeah joey is so down
You: of course he is
Stranger: even that clown costume could not cheer him up
You: i mean, his dog just passed away and now this
You: omg then its really serious
Stranger: the dog was old
Stranger: very
You: yeah okay, but man, joey loved him
Stranger: he even wrote a song about it
Stranger: "my old dog is ooooooooollllld"
Stranger: and it's so coooooooooooooooollld
You: that was a good song though
Stranger: yeah if you liked the "barking" sounds he invented
You: well i did, it was renewing and refreshing and original
Stranger: no wonder he won that medal
You: yeah he absolutely deserved it
Stranger: for renewing refreshing original song
Stranger: and then the dog died
Stranger: blow to the mind
You: although i liked rogers song too
You: yes
Stranger: roger is boring really
You: poor joey i feel sorry for him
You: yeah true, but he is a great artist
Stranger: I mean why write a song about milk?
You: Well, it's not a subject most people write songs about
You: so it was renewing and original
You: just not very refreshing
Stranger: he wrote "my man milk keeps you warm"
Stranger: :/
You: you have to admit it was catchy
Stranger: catchy tune totally
Stranger: they made a jingle out of it on 45FM
You: really?
You: havent heard it yet
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: went like this
Stranger: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN MILK, HOOOT T T T T T"
Stranger: and then a "psssssttttttt"
Stranger: sound
You: oh thats gold man
You: his mother must be so proud
Stranger: pure gold
Stranger: yeah that's why she moved to the beach
Stranger: to sell sea shells made of man milk
You: well they deserved it, you know, after she went trough such a harsh breakup with Harvey
You: oh loveloy
Stranger: oh harvey, long time no see
Stranger: how is his gay lover doing?
You: i heard he was diagnosed with cancer
Stranger: ball cancer?
You: yeah, thats what cathy told me, before she died
Stranger: I never really liked cathy to be honest
Stranger: she could be quite bitchy at times
You: no?
You: but she was your best friend!
Stranger: the constant nagging
Stranger: man
Stranger: what a drag
Stranger: she "thought" I was her best friend
Stranger: and I played along because she was rich
You: yeah, she really was rich man
You: her house was like wow
Stranger: yeah the world of warcraft theme
Stranger: made it stand out
You: absolutely
You: ive always wanted a house like that
Stranger: a nerd's dream
You: yeah
You: i think thats why joey hooked up with her
You: joey always was a bit of a nerd
Stranger: he hooked up to get with lisa
Stranger: her younger sister
You: orly?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: he told me last night
You: my god, how could ive missed that?
Stranger: when he was crying
Stranger: turns out that bitch cathy gave all her money to needy children in africa
Stranger: to buy elephants
You: no wai
Stranger: I mean really? elephants
You: omg!
You: what a bitch
Stranger: yeah, now some happy kids have their own elephant
You: i want an elephant though]
Stranger: how is your wife katherine doing by the way?
You: oh, i dont know
You: she just hangs out with ridge a lot
Stranger: that manslut?
You: i'm suspecting theres something going on between them
You: yes him!
Stranger: always disliked the guy
Stranger: acting all cool and disco
You: can't stand him
Stranger: maybe we could organise a beat up?
You: sounds like a great plan
You: anyway, ive got to go
Stranger: tell him we are hosting this awesome disco party ... then BAMMMM corner him and disco slap his ass
You: it was nice catching up with you
Stranger: yeah it was
Stranger: greets to paul
You: will do
Stranger: and shirley
You: say hi to brittany
Stranger: tell jonathan he is a fag for me
You: haha, will do will do
You: bye!
Stranger: alrighty cya

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

You: Neil young - ohio
You:
Stranger: is that eminem
You: neil young you basterd
You: eminem quited singin
You: and begins again
You: poor son of bitch
Stranger: isnt he dead?
Stranger: neil young?
You: no man he's 63
You: i go to his concert in antwerp this summer
Stranger: I like Lynyrd >Skynyrd
You: alabama
You: sweeeeTTTT home alabama
Stranger: antwerp is a city for terrorists
You: yeah i know
You: whole belgium is
You: luckely iam dutch
Stranger: from holland?
You: Iam form holland, where the fuck you from?
Stranger: germany bitch
You: nice
Stranger: sieg heil?
You: i went to neil young in berlin
You: last year
Stranger: I like tokio hotel more
You: i like berlin
You: i dont
You: armin van buuren !
Stranger: and metro station
Stranger: and jonas brothers
You: metro station i know
Stranger: they all rock
You: yep
Stranger: and hannah montana
You: shake it is a cool song
You: lol
You: so what do you do now?
You: what city you live?
Stranger: I live in hamburg
Stranger: and I'm eating hamburgers
You: ok
You: lol
Stranger: I'm a cannibal
You: i live in den helder
You: navy town
You: iam gonna bomb you
Stranger: no you won't
You: lol
You: i won't be able.
Stranger: i have jews as slaves
You: i don't care
You: poor jews then..
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: poor them
Stranger: I pray with the every day though
You: there is 1 jew in my class
Stranger: I'm a nice nazi
Stranger: oh
You: she's so god damn hot
Stranger: can you deliver her to me?
Stranger: I'd know what to do with her
You: ¤ 215.000
Stranger: only 215.000¤?
Stranger: sure thing
You: And transfer costs so about 214,500 will do
Stranger: give me your bank account numer
Stranger: k, awesome
You: 46 55
You: 97
Stranger: I only hope for you she's as hot as you say
You: 807
You:
Stranger: describe her a little
You: she has black brunnette hair
You: a bit tall
Stranger: how tall?
Stranger: in cm?
You: i dunno
You: hmm..
Stranger: she cant be taller than me
You: 1.75 i think
You: iam 1.80 so..
Stranger: Then she's as tall as me
Stranger: I'm not so tall
You: 1 guy in my class is 2.05
Stranger: but mostly when they are taller, I put bricks on their heads
You: lol
You: So, iam gonna tell her
Stranger: so their back twists and their spine breaks
Stranger: alright
You: she's going your way
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: whats her name?
Stranger: so I can call her from afar
You: riwka
You: sounds like: rifka
You: or something
Stranger: thats a pretty jewish name
You: i think so.
Stranger: whats her last nale
Stranger: name*
You: i dunno
Stranger: I need to know
Stranger: or I can't send you the money
You: mayb you can arrange another name in germany if you want
You: i send her for free
You:
Stranger: yeah but I need to know her real name
Stranger: free
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: okay
Stranger: thats settled
Stranger: when I enslaved her enough, you can have a piece of ehr as well
You: just tell your street and she'll be by the corner of that street
Stranger: its schweinenstrasse
You: lol
You: ok
You: youll see her in about 4 days
Stranger: i know weird name.. haha
Stranger: okay
You: see ya.
You: bye
Stranger: bye bye
You have disconnected

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 11:52 schreef LasTeR het volgende:


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Krijg ineens die message er tussen door.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 13:09 schreef R-dry het volgende:

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Dat doe die gast zelf hoor denken als je praat en dan shift+enter kom je op een nieuwe regel..

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 13:40 schreef moonmovies het volgende:
Irritante hoer uit Londen

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 13:42 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:

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die meid van 17 die sugar roept ??

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: Amsterdam, you?
You: Near Eindhoven, don't u speak Dutch?
Stranger: nope, how old are you?
You: 17, you?
Stranger: Ah, I like older men, im 11
Stranger: Still young and innocent.
You: Keep it that way
You: What are your hobby's?
Stranger: Mastrubating and sucking cocks.
You: You call that innocent?
You: Alright, I know what youre looking for, and youre at the wrong adress.
You are way to young to do this shit on the internet. Youre only 11.
Stranger: Wanna do some camming?
You: Do your parrents know wat you are doing?
Stranger: They don't have to. You wanna do something?
You: Not with a 11 year old girl im not! nice day

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya
Stranger: heyo
You: where are you from?
Stranger: how are you ?
You: haha
You: Im fine, how are you?
Stranger: Deadvalley and you ? ^^
Stranger: yeah I'm good too
You: Deadvalley?
You: Im from the Netherlands
Stranger: oh well :p
You: haha
You: Where's Deadvalley located?
Stranger: oh... in the BottomSplit
Stranger: near Pensilvania
You: Ooh, your an american :]
Stranger: well... not really
You: hmm
You: canadian?
Stranger: don't even try to understand, I'm special xD
You: hahahaha alright
You: ET from home. ;D
Stranger: yes
You: haha awesome
You: how old are you?
Stranger: about 16 and you ? ^^
Stranger: (16 or 61, don't really count ><)
You: haha
You: Im eighteen
You: and at school right now, bah
Stranger: oh nice ;p
Stranger: really ?!
You: Yeah :/
You: I have got german right now
You: bah
Stranger: and you have the right to go to this site ? xD
You: Haha why not, german is like.. UGH
Stranger: lol :p
You: when you mix vomit and poo, you get German
Stranger: xDDD
You: ;p
You: Nah just kidding
You: but it really sucks ass
You: bah
Stranger: :p
Stranger: like every subject at school I think :/ :p
You: Hahahahaha your right
You: What gender are you?
Stranger: I'm an alpha male and you ?
You: alpha male, what the..
You: haha
You: Im just.. male
Stranger: xD
You: oh right
You: I get it
You: your a werewolf
You: am i right?
Stranger: ham not really
You: hmm
Stranger: I'm human
Stranger: but superior
Stranger: you know, alpha male :p
You: yeah
You: you got special powers and stuff?
Stranger: yes ^^
You: your a x-men?
Stranger: no no !
You: hmm
Stranger: x-men are... few things compared to me :p
You: damn
Stranger: you know
Stranger: if I put out my glasses
Stranger: I burn cyclop :p
You: dayamn
You: thats sick dude
You: so you can cook beef and steak with your eyes?
Stranger: and when I don't cut my claws, they are longer than wolverine's xD
You: cool
Stranger: no, only burn, that's not easy for cooking :/
You: hmm true
You: you also got some kind of telephatic powers?
Stranger: yeah of course !
You:
Stranger: I can think very well !
You: awesome
Stranger: go on, give me a question
You: what am I thinking about right now?
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: is it about Italy ? xD
You: not really
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: sport ?
You: it was about the girl sitting next to me haha
Stranger: damn...
You: sport.. kinda.
Stranger: but !
You: swimming actually
Stranger: but !
Stranger: she's blond :p
You: yes?
You: hmm
You: thats right
Stranger:
You: awesome
You: what hair collor does the guy next to me have?
Stranger: brown ;p
You: hmm
You: dark brown
Stranger: oh don't go too far xD
You: light brown, my bad
You: haha
Stranger: :p
Stranger: if you want to know more about them
Stranger: just tell me their name ^^
You: hmm
You: okay this guy called Pim, what hair collor does he have?
Stranger: oh, I would say orange but I don't think xD
Stranger: brown too ? ^^
You: hmm
You: i would say blond
You: but brown would also do
Stranger: oh xD
You: haha
Stranger: he can change hair when he wants :p
You: hahahahaha true:P
You: you got facebook?
Stranger: hey that means I was near with orange ! xD
You: hahahaha
Stranger: no :/
You: hm
Stranger: I have msn
Stranger: if you ?
Stranger: xD
You: msn is blocked here.
You: :/
Stranger: okay ^^
You: so you got holiday right now?
Stranger: yeah oO how do you know that xD
You: you told me haha

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Stranger: Hi
You: Hossel liever crack dan ik tap of ik bef
Stranger: hou je kankermuil vieze kankerneger
You: yo
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: what's up my nigga?
Stranger: no much blud
Stranger: bruvva
You: aight
You: keep it real bro
Stranger: i am
Stranger: kepping it in reality
You: as you should my man
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You: bonjour
Stranger: hi
You: ca va?
Stranger: the french did NOTHING in ww2
You: c'est ridicule!
Stranger: fuck a baugette
You: what's with ze bad language?
Stranger: what's with the fake frenching
Stranger: just stop it
You: mon dieu
Stranger: wow
Stranger: do you know english?
Stranger: you know, the language that 99% of earths population speak
You: que?
Stranger: !NO SE PASADO AL QUIN MUY FACIL!
You: je ne comprend pas
You: bien sur
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi John!
Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you're on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game.
$disconnect
You: Ha it doens't work
Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you're on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game.
$disconnect
You have disconnected.

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Starting chat A...
Starting chat B...
[B] Connected
B: hi
A: Hello
A:
A: Who are you?
B: asl?=)
B: female 14 finland
A: female 18 Canada
[B] Disconnected
[A] Disconnected

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 15:08 schreef vukwit het volgende:
Hmmm, ik heb nu snel een tooltje in elkaar gezet die twee chats opent, en deze twee dan met elkaar laat chatten. Dat logt ie dan naar een bestand. Zeg maar dag tegen je "privacy"!

Uiteindelijk valt hier natuurlijk een analyse op los te laten. Gemiddelde regel-lengte, percentage vrouw/man, nationaliteiten, evt. email-adressen, etc.

Het werkt:
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 15:08 schreef vukwit het volgende:
Hmmm, ik heb nu snel een tooltje in elkaar gezet die twee chats opent, en deze twee dan met elkaar laat chatten. Dat logt ie dan naar een bestand. Zeg maar dag tegen je "privacy"!

Uiteindelijk valt hier natuurlijk een analyse op los te laten. Gemiddelde regel-lengte, percentage vrouw/man, nationaliteiten, evt. email-adressen, etc.

Het werkt:
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 15:08 schreef vukwit het volgende:
Hmmm, ik heb nu snel een tooltje in elkaar gezet die twee chats opent, en deze twee dan met elkaar laat chatten. Dat logt ie dan naar een bestand. Zeg maar dag tegen je "privacy"!

Uiteindelijk valt hier natuurlijk een analyse op los te laten. Gemiddelde regel-lengte, percentage vrouw/man, nationaliteiten, evt. email-adressen, etc.

Het werkt:
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Stranger: i do not prefer mudkipz
You: wtf?
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: so who're you?
You: Barack O.
You: and you?
Stranger: Kim Jong Il
Stranger: north korea, bitch
You: my dick is bigger that you're body dude
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