Geniale site: Omegle #6

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fince thanx .. a bit tired. u ?
You: the same
You: i heard about a site
You: its very cool
You: wanne know whits one?
Stranger: sure
You: http://omegle.com/
You:
You: do you know that one?
Stranger: what ?
You: that site do you know it?
Stranger: were on it dude
You: no?
You: realy?
You: so you already did know it?
Stranger: yes.
You: cool what do you think about it?
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol lol

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:28 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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Zo zo...

Brazilianen die klagen dat iedereen ze meteen wegklikt zodra ze zeggen dat ze uit brazil komen

tvp

Ja hoi.

Kankerverslavend dit.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:37 schreef PhifeDawg het volgende:
Kankerverslavend dit.

Omegle + Weed is alot of fun

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You: my english grammer is not to great
Stranger: meh its better than the grammar of every other dutch person ive spoken to
Stranger: (youre the first)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dat ass
You: Slap it
You: dat ?
You: You mean That?
Stranger: *slaps*
You: You dutch fuck!
Stranger: am not dutch
You: Sorry
You: not?
You: Where you from?
You: Finland. Brazil?
Stranger: scotland
You: Scotland!
You: Whahah Holland kicked Scotland ASS
Stranger: so what
Stranger: we know our country sucks
You: hahah
You: You have great scotch though
Stranger: is why i'm leaving when i can
You: Where are you immigrating to?
Stranger: and i'm english anyway
Stranger: don't know
You: You have to come to the Netherlands
You: Great country
Stranger: will see what state the world is in after uni
You: Nice chicks
You: Nice weather
Stranger: lol
You: Nice Beer
Stranger: awesome
You: What do you want more ?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: Beer and tits
You: What do men want more?
You: Nothing!
Stranger: wut
Stranger: beer and tits yes
Stranger: do want.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: win huh
You: aah oochie oochie
You: hahah
You: I'm a 20 year old guy
You: You 've to learn a lot !
Stranger: hah yup
You: Do you want to ask something to the pussymagnet-dude?
Stranger: not really, trying to forget about girls for a bit
Stranger: :S
You: Why man?!
Stranger: messed up
You: ' There are many fish in the sea dude'
Stranger: total fail
Stranger: yeah and i'll get to them
You: What's happened?
Stranger: girl i liked asked me out
Stranger: and i rejected
Stranger: and won't speak to me
You: Was she ugly?
Stranger: no, i was just kinda shy
Stranger: lol fail huh
You: Haha, you're young dude
You: Do and learn
You: Call here
You: Chicks digg honest boys
Stranger: she won't speak to me at all, so just gunna move on
Stranger: learned a lesson, so not too bad
You: No man! She just said that, but she is dying to hear from you
You: Trust me dude
Stranger: i've been trying to contact her for a month
You: Call here now! Say that you have made a mistake
Stranger: won't answer
You: Go to her house
You: with a bucket of flowers
You: How do you call that
You: bucke?
Stranger: yup
You: How old is she?
Stranger: 16
You: Do i have to talk to her?
You: Do she have msn?
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: should prob explain a few things
Stranger: wasn't rl, was in a game.. but i knew what she looked like and she was so nice
You: But why;s she so mad?
You: omg
You: whahaha
You: Kiddylove
Stranger: lol
You: WoW?
Stranger: nah
You: Dude, pull up your pants and go outside!
You: Its time for real chicks
Stranger: i know, why i'm moving on
You: Men, after a month?
You: With a girl you men on the internet?
You: whahah
You: Dude!
Stranger: yup.
Stranger: fail
Stranger: messed me up for a bit
Stranger: so yeah
You: Along the way you learn.
You: You young
You: You're*
You: Whats you name?
You: your*
Stranger: paul
You: Its nice to put a name with the words
You: And whats here name?
Stranger: i forget, i called her by her screen name at the time
Stranger: but yeah doesn't matter
You: VirtualFighster1969!
Stranger: not that lame lol
You: No,.. to get dissed by a old online chick is great ahahah
Stranger: bye
You: NO!
You: I CAN LEARN YOU SHIT!
Stranger: hmm?
Stranger: like what
You: EVERYTHING!
You: Do you ever had sex?
Stranger: guess
Stranger: there are hardly any internesting girls here man
Stranger: interesting*
You: I'm talking with do on msn
You: Webcam enshit everything
You: TITS!!
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not on msn a lot
You: MSN FTW!
You: WEBCAM FTW!
You: BIG TITS FTW!
You: UGLY GIRLS GROWSS!
Stranger: lol..
You: But why are you shy?
You: Do you have a little wiener?
Stranger: aha
Stranger: nah average
Stranger: i just am
Stranger: will get better as i get older i'm told
You: haha you have another two years to go
Stranger: going to university in a few months
Stranger: so maybe then
Stranger: more girls
You: On your sixteenth?
Stranger: no i will be 17
Stranger: so got a whole year
You: okey
You: And next year you'll become the shaggmaster?
Stranger: hope so
Stranger: lol
You: I give you a new name
You: Stiffmeister
You: whahah
Stranger: lol
You: Are you familiair with American Pie?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: never got around to watching it tho
You: Dont watch it, play it
You: You have become the new stiffmeister
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: anything else lol..
You: I've made you a man!
You: Do you have a sister?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh god where is this going..
You: Whaha
You: What is her age?
Stranger: 14..
You: oh, never mind.
You:
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: wait do i want to know..
Stranger: i guess not
You: haha
You: She's way to young for me dude
You: The story were different is she was 20 or si
Stranger: i'm sure some beer would change your mind
Stranger: or are you used to that by now haha
You: No beer can't change my mind. 17-18 is the minimum.
Stranger: lol k
You: Paul the Great Stiffmaistro!
Stranger: we'll see
You: Time will tell dude
You: I have all the faith in you dude
Stranger: lol thanks
You: Do you have a job?
You: In the supermarket of something
Stranger: no time
Stranger: and i get enough cash
Stranger: for doing shit around the house
You: What do you make per month?
You: Men, i'm living the good life!
You: Money, Bitches and BEER!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why what do you do?
You: I'm a junior Real Estater.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: my mom would like that
Stranger: but you wouldn't like my mom
Stranger:
You: Who knows..
You: How old is your mom?
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: 51
Stranger: hahaahaha
You: oh
You: MILF or?
You: hahah just kidding:
You:
Stranger: fuuu
You: haah
You: Just kidding dude
You: 51 please!
Stranger: o.O
You: Do you have a hot girl next door
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: she must be like 65 or something
Stranger: hawt stuff
You: DAMN YOU RIGHT!\
You: hubba bubba
You: Do you ever had a girlfriend stiffmeister?
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: hmm why not?
You: Don't you have a hot teacher?
Stranger: what the fuck
You: That's common in England?
You: All those affairs with students and their womanteachers
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: all my teachers are male this year anyway >.>
You: That sucks really bad man
You: Do you have any hobbies? Besides chasing online chicks?
Stranger: i like to stalk chicks i meet on the net
Stranger: jk
You: I'll bet you do..
Stranger: hey that was the first time anything like that happened
Stranger: most of the time i'm too busy blowing people up
Stranger: and she was fucking hot man
You: Online you mean?
You: Men, just visit: youporn.com
You: Watch and learn.
Stranger: i already go there enough
You: another goodone:
You: moviesguy.com
You: Yeah, watch and learn dude
Stranger: but thats not too great
Stranger: got passwords for real sites
You: I don't pay for porn or sex. You shouldn't also do that
Stranger: i don't.
You: You make your own fantasiemovies?:S
Stranger: ...
Stranger: www.brazzers.com
Stranger: sec...
Stranger: Login: holmesme
password: holmezy

Stranger: 4chan provides
Stranger: there are free passwords all over the net for all sites
Stranger: just google
You: Let's try
You: lets see
You: You were right
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: Carmella Bing hubba bubba
You: Tell me something interesting
You: How long have we been talking?
Stranger: don't know
You: Let's go to the next level
You: ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!\
Stranger: fuuuu-
Stranger: you go on /b/?
You: /b/?
Stranger: i guess not
Stranger: where did you get that from
You: fok.nl
You: Even as that rickroll shit
Stranger: mmk
You: Are you familiar with that?
You: The whole RickRoll fenomenon
Stranger: yes
Stranger: everything on the internet goes through 4chan
Stranger: so i see most of it
You: hell no
You: Everything on the internet goes through forum.fok.nl
Stranger: lies
Stranger: fok.nl goes through 4chan man
You: Who knows better?
You: I fucking OWN FOK!
Stranger: lies
You: there are 40000 registred users
Stranger: oh lawd
You: ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND
Stranger: http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
Stranger: i think this gets more posts
Stranger: over 9000 times more
You: But do you own 4chan?
You: exactly.
Stranger: no
Stranger:
Stranger: that would be moot
You: It would
You: Who do you think who owns 4chan
You: Exaclty
You: I own Omegle, 4chan etc
Stranger: moot.
Stranger: moot owns 4chan newfag
You: Who is moot you think?
You: Exaclty i'm.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: girugamesh.
You: What's my name. you think?
You: Exactly...
Stranger: girugamesh
You: You're a smart boy
You: Tell your friends im the pipm
Stranger: why
You: I need new stuff
Stranger: for wut
You: For the pimpbusiness
You: new bitches
Stranger: mmk
You: But what do you think of Harakuju/
Stranger: whats that
You: a fokusert
You: You've to read the topics of afcjacos, its hilirious!

het is idd erg verslavend, heb het gisteren ontdekt, al weer kennis gemaakt met 3 mensen of zo, en als je ff de vage mensen negeert ( en het gerick roll van veda ) is het.. ja.. eeuuhh ik weet ff niks te zeggen maar goed tis leuk

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*You: where from?
Stranger: a place.
You: i like places.
Stranger: me too.
You: im from a place too.
Stranger: they are pretty cool
You: yes.
Stranger:
You: its good to be from a place.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ik loop echt alleen maar te kloten op die site, best saai eigenlijk

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You: Ok this is the LOVEPOLICE
Stranger: hello there stranger
You: You're under arrest for being Brazilian!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im english thanks:P
You: That's enough for 6 years in jail!
You: Lovejail it is.
Stranger: oh my what will i do
You: Pink suits and heart shaped toilets.
You: You can run
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:47 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
ik loop echt alleen maar te kloten op die site, best saai eigenlijk

ik geef deze reeks nog een maand max
daarna is het dood

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:49 schreef raaavi het volgende:

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ik geef deze reeks nog een maand max
daarna is het dood

nah, binnen een week is dit al wel foetsie

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi , I am Alice Cullen
You: Hello random stranger
Stranger: Have you seen Edward>
Stranger: I am not a stranger
You: O you are not so strange anymore now
You: Yes Edward is in the kitchen
Stranger: yes, thankyou
Stranger: ok, why?
You: He is baking me pie
You: I will call him right now
Stranger: Ok
You: Hi, Edward speaking
You: How's life Alice?
Stranger: good, thanks
Stranger: now where is Renesmee?
Stranger: JACOB STOLE HER
Stranger:
Stranger: I NEVER TRUSTED HIM
You: ...
You:
Stranger: where is Bella?
You: In the bathtub
You: Most of her at least
Stranger: what?
You: I ran out of garbage bags
Stranger: tell her that Renesmee is gone
You: Will do
Stranger: ok
You: Do you happen to know a good way to remove blood stains?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: stain remover
Stranger: now go tell her!
You: I tried they're still visible
You: And my mom is coming home in 15 minutes
Stranger: what?
You: What should I do?
Stranger: DONT PANIC
You: The blood stains
Stranger: just...
Stranger: URIKA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi random stranger
Stranger: hi
You: I'm looking for Dave
You: Are you Dave?
Stranger: no sorry
You: Dave was going to explain to me how to remove bloodstains
You: There's blood everywhere
You: And my mom is coming home in 15 mins
You: Do you know a way to remove bloodstains?
You: Please??
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:53 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
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