Geniale site: Omegle #6

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:19 schreef Fascination het volgende:
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what ur name?
You: Kayleigh
You: yours?
Stranger: kevin
Stranger: old?
You: 22
Stranger: 25
You: oehh midlifecrisis here I come
Stranger: what?
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:17 schreef Lamzak_ het volgende:
Ik wordt altijd heel achterdochtig als ik met hollanders praat

Voor jet het weet staat de complete quote hier

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:17 schreef Lamzak_ het volgende:
Ik wordt altijd heel achterdochtig als ik met hollanders praat

Voor jet het weet staat de complete quote hier

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Stranger: ohnee!
You:
Stranger: oke dan
Stranger: mijn naam is norbetina.
You: Smartass
Stranger: neee.
Stranger: norbetina.
You:
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:56 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
The Game is gewoon erger dan WoW, zo triest .

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:15 schreef s0ul1991 het volgende:

[..]
You: Hey
Stranger: heeey
You: how r u doing ?
Stranger: whats your favorite band?
You: slayer \m/
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: don't hang up
Stranger:
Stranger: and don't tell me you're 16
You: why not?
You: I really am
Stranger:
You: but why?
Stranger: where r you from?
Stranger: no reason
You: if I say Holland, will you disconnect? :p
Stranger: just fed up with those fucking kids!
Stranger: holland
Stranger: again!
You: haha
Stranger: you're the 4th dutch girl
Stranger: today
Stranger: on 10
You: GIRL ?
Stranger: ...
You: When did I say that
Stranger: i do
Stranger:
You: too bad
Stranger: lol
Stranger: some change
Stranger: at last
You: what's wrong with 16-year old Dutch girls?
Stranger: nothing
You: Give them a Bacardi Breezer, and they'll let you do anything with them
Stranger: just want some changes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bacardi breezer you say
You: and a Breezer is like 1,50
Stranger: i'll remember
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i can do a lot of girls then
Stranger: good to know
You: yeah, if you're good-looking
Stranger: i am
Stranger: and i'm french
You: some girls don't even mind that you cheat on them
You: FRENCH???
Stranger: so i don't even need to be good lonking
You: you talk good English for a Frenchmen
Stranger: lol
You: usually they refuse to speak any other language than French
Stranger: i don't know how to take it
Stranger: lol
You: J'habite au --
You: nice huh
Stranger: that's not completely wrong
You: three years of French education
Stranger: we do suck in english
You: yeah
You: that's true
Stranger: "J'habite à --"
You: and most of you are too arrogant to talk English
Stranger: but that's was close!
You: yeah, whatever
You: J'ai un tres grande penis
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: génial!
Stranger: keep this one
You: Je n'ai pas une copine
You: c'est stupide
Stranger: mais tu parles super bien français en fait
You: c'est merde
You: merci
You: je suis super
Stranger: go buy some Bacardi Breezle
Stranger: and catch some chick
You: yeah, gonna do that sometime
You: but generally I hate everything French
You: French people, French language, etc
Stranger: why?
You: I hate the language, the arrogance
You: It's a whole different language than Dutch
You: while Dutch and German are alike
Stranger: we are the most handsome/smart/strong people in the world though
You: haha
You: don't make me laugh
Stranger: i don't understand why you don't like us
Stranger:
You: ne pas rire moi
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
You: I'm smart
Stranger: now it's me who laugh
You: merci
Stranger: you are
You: When the French understand English and actually SPEAK it
Stranger: for a fucking 16 years old kid
You: I will think they're nice
You: yeah, I'm smart for someone that's just 16
Stranger: yeah that's why i'm saying that
You: I know
Stranger: actually you're not that smart
Stranger:
You: merci mere-fucker
You: je suis tres bien
Stranger: haha
Stranger: mere-fucker
Stranger: just great
You: mere-coucher
You: yeah? better?
Stranger: niqueur de mère
You: oh yeah
Stranger: but we don't use it
You: that was it
Stranger: we just say "enculé"
Stranger: for mother-fucker
You: alright
You: okay, allez, faire niquer ta mere
Stranger: vas niquer ta mere
You: yeah
You: I sucked at the verbs
You: glad I don't have to learn that stupid language anymore
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you shouldn't
Stranger: speaking french is so great to flirt
You: yeah
You: but it fucking SUCKS BALLS
You: even more than Frenchmen themselves
Stranger: if you say so...
You: do you know the Fok!-community?
You: Fok! forum
Stranger: nope
You: www.forum.fok.nl
Stranger: if it's in dutch, forget about it
You: yeah
You: it is
You: but wait
You: Geniale site: Omegle #6
You: there are Omegle-chats there
You: lots of the
You: them*
You: il y a tres much conversations, e?
You: not on that page
You: but the whole topic
You: you'll be on it
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: i'm honnored
You: No problems
You: you're the first Frenchmen that doesn't suck total balls
Stranger: may be i'm not french at all
Stranger: that would be the only solution to that problem
Stranger:
You: yeah
You: now that you mention it
You: nobody in France speaks English
You: or types it, in this case
You: so...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'm italian actually
Stranger:
Stranger: (even worst than french in english: italians)
You: might be
You: the French are too arrogant and stupide
You: Viva Italia
Stranger: ok that's enough
You: alright
You: you got msn?
Stranger: take back all the fucking things you said about French and France
Stranger: or i'm gonna send our president
Stranger: Nicolas Sarkozy
You: who? Sarshitty?
You: St. Nicolas Sarshitty
Stranger: and he's gonna kick your kid's ass
Stranger: "St. Nicolas Sarshitty"
You: I don't have any kids
Stranger: no
Stranger: you're the kid
You: oh alright
You: Your English was so bad I didn't fully understand you
Stranger: "St. Nicolas Sarshitty" => man, you're great
You: ce n'est pas tres bien
You: Sarkuty? better
You: j'ai une histoire about mon reves
Stranger: you really are smarter than the 16 years old average
You: well
You: you know what
Stranger: "abou"t = "a propos de"
You: I'm not actually
You: sure, highest type of learning in school
You: but 16-year olds are pretty smart in average
You: but
You: in France, they're not
You: I think that's the answer
You: That's why you think I'm smart
You: You're used to dumb French 16-year olds

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Stranger: say something at your own language: )
You: what do you want to know
Stranger: and i say too
You: stervende hoeren kanker kachel
Stranger: : OOOhahahhaha!!! D
Stranger: funny ; D
Stranger: just something..,,
Stranger: hei,mie olen Anniina
You: hahah whats so funny about it
Stranger: what it mean?
You: stervende hoeren kanker kachel means: Hey there, how are you doing over there
Stranger: I say:Helou,my name is Anniina
Stranger: ; D

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: so, what's up john?
Stranger: ntm you?
You: any news?
You: nm either
Stranger: yeah, turns out that she's pregnant
You: really?
You: how long does she know that?
Stranger: not sure
Stranger: new to me though
You: hmz
You: last thing I heard she fucked that guy Allen who's suffering from aids :|
Stranger: yeah, i heard that too. i tihnking of bailing out on her
You: yeah me too, she ain't very nice to hang around with anymore after she's been attacked by that wild dog T_T
Stranger: yeah, she's always so bitchy about everything. especially pets and small children
You: yeah, I noticed that too!
You: I also heard she ran over Stacy's cat just because she didn't like it!
Stranger: really? i was wondering what that thunk thunk thunk noise in the car was...
You: aha, yeah guess that was Biggles the cat
Stranger: yup...poor Biggles
You: but who's she pregnant of then? Allan?
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: that bastard is just getting back at me cause of the huge sale i just made
You: Wow that's crap!
You: But what about Stacy then? Is she in a fight with her after Biggles' death?
Stranger: i think so. shit going down all over the place
You: Damn man, I guess I'll leave all of those guys to their thoughts, I don't wanna mingle in between you know
Stranger: yeah, that was my thought. last think i wanna get is shot
You: What about you? How are you dealing with all of this?
You: Yeah exactly!
Stranger: i was thinking a trip to europe
You: That'd be nice!
Stranger: yeah, i've always wanted to go. should be able to manage it
You: Maybe it'll be good for you to go see a psychologist or something like that, just to cope with all you have been through..
Stranger: oh shit here she comes. gotta bail, good luck
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Stranger: kantholz?
You: hi
Stranger: u know kantholz?
You: no?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Holland
You: and you?
Stranger: Belarus
Stranger: What do you do for fun?
Stranger: Look at penises?
You: chatting with people from Belarus, i guess
Stranger: Incorrect!
Stranger: The correct answer is "look at penises"
Stranger: 8===D
Stranger: There you go
You: are u a faq, or a weirdo?
Stranger: Both?
Stranger: Got anything for me?
You: aaah... im sorry for you
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You: Yackshemash!
You: My name Borat.
Stranger: heyy hows it goinn?
You: Very nice. NOT!

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You: I'm from Detroit, nigga
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Stranger: Hi.
You: Hello
Stranger: No. Wait.
Stranger: My mom told me not to speak to strangers.
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Well, i want to know the woman that talked with me. She's a little crazy but it made her a lot special to me. She said to me that she wants to live in a Candy Heaven (not exactly with me). She said that she lives in Netherlands. Please, contact me. I miss you (please don't think that i want to f*ck with you or something like that. I just want to make you my friend, if you want).


Yeah, you, all the men that is reading this, can say what you want but she makes the most good talk that i ever made with someone.

Please, Crazy girl, contact me if you read this in:
dynamo_the_reploid@hotmail.com

That's all. By the way, the idea of the chat is good.