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  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 17:20:09 #251
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
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quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:19 schreef Fascination het volgende:
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what ur name?
You: Kayleigh
You: yours?
Stranger: kevin
Stranger: old?
You: 22
Stranger: 25
You: oehh midlifecrisis here I come
Stranger: what?
You have disconnected
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  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 17:21:38 #252
156695 Tism
Sinds 24, Aug, 2006
pi_67800135
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:17 schreef Lamzak_ het volgende:
Ik wordt altijd heel achterdochtig als ik met hollanders praat

Voor jet het weet staat de complete quote hier
Nou en?..

Ik ben er iig nog geen serieuse tegen gekomen!..
....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
pi_67800239
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:17 schreef Lamzak_ het volgende:
Ik wordt altijd heel achterdochtig als ik met hollanders praat

Voor jet het weet staat de complete quote hier
Ik praat nu met een Nederlander!1
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 17:28:06 #254
134625 Lamzak_
FC Twente!
pi_67800368
quote:
Stranger: ohnee!
You:
Stranger: oke dan
Stranger: mijn naam is norbetina.
You: Smartass
Stranger: neee.
Stranger: norbetina.
You:
You have disconnected.
Enschede, onze stad! ons domein!
pi_67800732
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a mmameta
You: ??
Stranger: girl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Op dinsdag 24 november 2009 23:03 schreef k_man het volgende:
Een einde aan oeverloos gelul is een einde aan Fok.
pi_67801121
Ik word ook niet goed van The Game...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

Ik verlies steeds, aangezien veel strangers ook verliezen... En degenen die nog niet meededen hier, doen dadelijk ook mee...
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 17:56:11 #257
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
pi_67801301
The Game is gewoon erger dan WoW, zo triest .
Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 18:03:28 #258
138258 LasTeR
Run for your life.
pi_67801548
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:56 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
The Game is gewoon erger dan WoW, zo triest .
You just lost.
Elk huis z’n kruiswoordraadsels
Iedereen z'n plaats aan tafel
Maar ik kom wat later, ik kom wat later
pi_67801681
Dit is wel prachtig als je je verveeld.
We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl
pi_67801807
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 17:15 schreef s0ul1991 het volgende:

[..]
You: Hey
Stranger: heeey
You: how r u doing ?
Stranger: whats your favorite band?
You: slayer \m/
Your conversational partner has disconnected

  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 18:14:10 #261
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
pi_67801924
Ik tegen een Fransman, en ik haat alles wat Frans is .
quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: don't hang up
Stranger:
Stranger: and don't tell me you're 16
You: why not?
You: I really am
Stranger:
You: but why?
Stranger: where r you from?
Stranger: no reason
You: if I say Holland, will you disconnect? :p
Stranger: just fed up with those fucking kids!
Stranger: holland
Stranger: again!
You: haha
Stranger: you're the 4th dutch girl
Stranger: today
Stranger: on 10
You: GIRL ?
Stranger: ...
You: When did I say that
Stranger: i do
Stranger:
You: too bad
Stranger: lol
Stranger: some change
Stranger: at last
You: what's wrong with 16-year old Dutch girls?
Stranger: nothing
You: Give them a Bacardi Breezer, and they'll let you do anything with them
Stranger: just want some changes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bacardi breezer you say
You: and a Breezer is like 1,50
Stranger: i'll remember
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i can do a lot of girls then
Stranger: good to know
You: yeah, if you're good-looking
Stranger: i am
Stranger: and i'm french
You: some girls don't even mind that you cheat on them
You: FRENCH???
Stranger: so i don't even need to be good lonking
You: you talk good English for a Frenchmen
Stranger: lol
You: usually they refuse to speak any other language than French
Stranger: i don't know how to take it
Stranger: lol
You: J'habite au --
You: nice huh
Stranger: that's not completely wrong
You: three years of French education
Stranger: we do suck in english
You: yeah
You: that's true
Stranger: "J'habite à --"
You: and most of you are too arrogant to talk English
Stranger: but that's was close!
You: yeah, whatever
You: J'ai un tres grande penis
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: génial!
Stranger: keep this one
You: Je n'ai pas une copine
You: c'est stupide
Stranger: mais tu parles super bien français en fait
You: c'est merde
You: merci
You: je suis super
Stranger: go buy some Bacardi Breezle
Stranger: and catch some chick
You: yeah, gonna do that sometime
You: but generally I hate everything French
You: French people, French language, etc
Stranger: why?
You: I hate the language, the arrogance
You: It's a whole different language than Dutch
You: while Dutch and German are alike
Stranger: we are the most handsome/smart/strong people in the world though
You: haha
You: don't make me laugh
Stranger: i don't understand why you don't like us
Stranger:
You: ne pas rire moi
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
You: I'm smart
Stranger: now it's me who laugh
You: merci
Stranger: you are
You: When the French understand English and actually SPEAK it
Stranger: for a fucking 16 years old kid
You: I will think they're nice
You: yeah, I'm smart for someone that's just 16
Stranger: yeah that's why i'm saying that
You: I know
Stranger: actually you're not that smart
Stranger:
You: merci mere-fucker
You: je suis tres bien
Stranger: haha
Stranger: mere-fucker
Stranger: just great
You: mere-coucher
You: yeah? better?
Stranger: niqueur de mère
You: oh yeah
Stranger: but we don't use it
You: that was it
Stranger: we just say "enculé"
Stranger: for mother-fucker
You: alright
You: okay, allez, faire niquer ta mere
Stranger: vas niquer ta mere
You: yeah
You: I sucked at the verbs
You: glad I don't have to learn that stupid language anymore
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you shouldn't
Stranger: speaking french is so great to flirt
You: yeah
You: but it fucking SUCKS BALLS
You: even more than Frenchmen themselves
Stranger: if you say so...
You: do you know the Fok!-community?
You: Fok! forum
Stranger: nope
You: www.forum.fok.nl
Stranger: if it's in dutch, forget about it
You: yeah
You: it is
You: but wait
You: Geniale site: Omegle #6
You: there are Omegle-chats there
You: lots of the
You: them*
You: il y a tres much conversations, e?
You: not on that page
You: but the whole topic
You: you'll be on it
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: i'm honnored
You: No problems
You: you're the first Frenchmen that doesn't suck total balls
Stranger: may be i'm not french at all
Stranger: that would be the only solution to that problem
Stranger:
You: yeah
You: now that you mention it
You: nobody in France speaks English
You: or types it, in this case
You: so...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'm italian actually
Stranger:
Stranger: (even worst than french in english: italians)
You: might be
You: the French are too arrogant and stupide
You: Viva Italia
Stranger: ok that's enough
You: alright
You: you got msn?
Stranger: take back all the fucking things you said about French and France
Stranger: or i'm gonna send our president
Stranger: Nicolas Sarkozy
You: who? Sarshitty?
You: St. Nicolas Sarshitty
Stranger: and he's gonna kick your kid's ass
Stranger: "St. Nicolas Sarshitty"
You: I don't have any kids
Stranger: no
Stranger: you're the kid
You: oh alright
You: Your English was so bad I didn't fully understand you
Stranger: "St. Nicolas Sarshitty" => man, you're great
You: ce n'est pas tres bien
You: Sarkuty? better
You: j'ai une histoire about mon reves
Stranger: you really are smarter than the 16 years old average
You: well
You: you know what
Stranger: "abou"t = "a propos de"
You: I'm not actually
You: sure, highest type of learning in school
You: but 16-year olds are pretty smart in average
You: but
You: in France, they're not
You: I think that's the answer
You: That's why you think I'm smart
You: You're used to dumb French 16-year olds


[ Bericht 20% gewijzigd door MacorgaZ op 07-04-2009 18:21:19 ]
Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
pi_67802092
Vette site inderdaad!
quote:
Stranger: say something at your own language: )
You: what do you want to know
Stranger: and i say too
You: stervende hoeren kanker kachel
Stranger: : OOOhahahhaha!!! D
Stranger: funny ; D
Stranger: just something..,,
Stranger: hei,mie olen Anniina
You: hahah whats so funny about it
Stranger: what it mean?
You: stervende hoeren kanker kachel means: Hey there, how are you doing over there
Stranger: I say:Helou,my name is Anniina
Stranger: ; D
pi_67802148
quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: so, what's up john?
Stranger: ntm you?
You: any news?
You: nm either
Stranger: yeah, turns out that she's pregnant
You: really?
You: how long does she know that?
Stranger: not sure
Stranger: new to me though
You: hmz
You: last thing I heard she fucked that guy Allen who's suffering from aids :|
Stranger: yeah, i heard that too. i tihnking of bailing out on her
You: yeah me too, she ain't very nice to hang around with anymore after she's been attacked by that wild dog T_T
Stranger: yeah, she's always so bitchy about everything. especially pets and small children
You: yeah, I noticed that too!
You: I also heard she ran over Stacy's cat just because she didn't like it!
Stranger: really? i was wondering what that thunk thunk thunk noise in the car was...
You: aha, yeah guess that was Biggles the cat
Stranger: yup...poor Biggles
You: but who's she pregnant of then? Allan?
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: that bastard is just getting back at me cause of the huge sale i just made
You: Wow that's crap!
You: But what about Stacy then? Is she in a fight with her after Biggles' death?
Stranger: i think so. shit going down all over the place
You: Damn man, I guess I'll leave all of those guys to their thoughts, I don't wanna mingle in between you know
Stranger: yeah, that was my thought. last think i wanna get is shot
You: What about you? How are you dealing with all of this?
You: Yeah exactly!
Stranger: i was thinking a trip to europe
You: That'd be nice!
Stranger: yeah, i've always wanted to go. should be able to manage it
You: Maybe it'll be good for you to go see a psychologist or something like that, just to cope with all you have been through..
Stranger: oh shit here she comes. gotta bail, good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I like this shit!
pi_67802216
Ik ben voor één keer blijven hangen bij een gesprek met een Fin en hij is nog best tof. We praten over Bono-haat enzo
pi_67802318
Had ik er een van het Anime Wolken Forum
We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl
pi_67802376
Geniale site ja
Waarom wist ik dit niet eerder.
pi_67802756
quote:
Stranger: kantholz?
You: hi
Stranger: u know kantholz?
You: no?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 18:40:38 #268
251275 Stomp
met passie en vakmanschap
pi_67802804
Ik heb zojuist met een gast van Belarus (Wit Rusland volgens mij) gechat. Die gast spoorde ook niet helemaal
quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Holland
You: and you?
Stranger: Belarus
Stranger: What do you do for fun?
Stranger: Look at penises?
You: chatting with people from Belarus, i guess
Stranger: Incorrect!
Stranger: The correct answer is "look at penises"
Stranger: 8===D
Stranger: There you go
You: are u a faq, or a weirdo?
Stranger: Both?
Stranger: Got anything for me?
You: aaah... im sorry for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Volgens mij staat Wit Rusland nog niet in de OP
pi_67803098
quote:
You: Yackshemash!
You: My name Borat.
Stranger: heyy hows it goinn?
You: Very nice. NOT!
pi_67803344
quote:
You: I'm from Detroit, nigga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 18:59:54 #271
243024 ch0c0mel
de enige echte
pi_67803472
quote:
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hello
Stranger: No. Wait.
Stranger: My mom told me not to speak to strangers.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
pi_67803563
ik doe mezelf als vrouw voor en ik word meteen versierd meteen maar gedisconnected. Als vrouw ken ik mijn waardigheid
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 19:07:09 #273
138258 LasTeR
Run for your life.
pi_67803739
quote:
Well, i want to know the woman that talked with me. She's a little crazy but it made her a lot special to me. She said to me that she wants to live in a Candy Heaven (not exactly with me). She said that she lives in Netherlands. Please, contact me. I miss you (please don't think that i want to f*ck with you or something like that. I just want to make you my friend, if you want).


Yeah, you, all the men that is reading this, can say what you want but she makes the most good talk that i ever made with someone.

Please, Crazy girl, contact me if you read this in:
dynamo_the_reploid@hotmail.com

That's all. By the way, the idea of the chat is good.
Elk huis z’n kruiswoordraadsels
Iedereen z'n plaats aan tafel
Maar ik kom wat later, ik kom wat later
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 19:07:41 #274
138258 LasTeR
Run for your life.
pi_67803755
http://www.omeglechats.com/

Grappige omegle chats bekijken.
Elk huis z’n kruiswoordraadsels
Iedereen z'n plaats aan tafel
Maar ik kom wat later, ik kom wat later
pi_67803797
wat een mongolen soms, maarja, gewoon mee praten

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: are you my sexyboy
Stranger: suomihaisee
You: depends
Stranger: okay!
You: do you suck?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: holland
Stranger: yes i'd love to
You: OK
You: come on baby
Stranger: i wanna lick and suck
You: suck it!
Stranger: okay!!
You: mmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: do you wanna lick my pussy
You: okay !
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i'm 12
You: and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
pi_67803829
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hoi
Stranger: x=?
You: That is correct
You: x=?
Stranger: i'm really horny and need to take a piss
Stranger: can I piss on you?
You: Hmm, not really into that
You: But male or female?
Stranger: femal of course
You: Obviously
You: Got your cup?
Stranger: ......................._,,-~'''¯¯¯''~-,,
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Das nou ook wat.
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 19:12:39 #277
243024 ch0c0mel
de enige echte
pi_67803901
quote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey debbie
Stranger: whats up
You: hiya steve
You: nothing much, how bout you?
Stranger: oh you know
Stranger: the damn wife is driving me up the wall
Stranger: hows the kids?>
You: the kids are doing great!
Stranger: and doug?
You: glad that they're finally asleep
You: doug is at work.. as usual
You: how's brenda?
Stranger: eh... working
Stranger: my place or yours?
You: i geuss, since the kids are asleep, mine.
You: dont know if brenda took the car though.
Stranger: ill take the bus
Stranger: its only 3 stops
You: alright
Stranger: ill bring the whipped cream
Stranger: make sure you have enuf playing cards this time
You: i still have the buttplug
Stranger: i dont want my nipples showing in teh pictures
Stranger: yessssssss!
Stranger: its my turn today right?
You: have to clean it first, you know what happened last time right..
Stranger: i thouhgt i put it in the dish washer
You: it still smells
Stranger: shit
Stranger: ive got some oust
Stranger: it disinfects
You: oh crap
Stranger: what? is doug home?
Stranger: he didnt see this did he?
You: the kids were awake, sorry
Stranger: ok
You: so meet me at my place around eight?
Stranger: is it not a good time?
You: it is, please come.
Stranger: k
Stranger: im on my way
Stranger: <3 u debbie
You: okay, see you in an hour.
Stranger: xxoo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Gewoon lekker meespelen
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 19:23:23 #278
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
pi_67804266
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 19:10 schreef Belhameltje het volgende:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hoi
Stranger: x=?
You: That is correct
You: x=?
Stranger: i'm really horny and need to take a piss
Stranger: can I piss on you?
You: Hmm, not really into that
You: But male or female?
Stranger: femal of course
You: Obviously
You: Got your cup?
Stranger: ......................._,,-~'''¯¯¯''~-,,
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you just got pedobeared by audispaulding


Das nou ook wat.
Er zit een klein meisje met een lach op z'n neus.
|| FOK!Stok || tatatatatataatatatattaaaaapiediedieuwtididipieuwpidibididi She said I'll throw myself away pididididum They're just photos after all! || Den Helder || Winnaar VBL Wijndal-award 2020: beste AZ-user! || Mijn concertstatistieken ||
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 19:25:14 #279
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
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quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 19:12 schreef ch0c0mel het volgende:

[..]

Gewoon lekker meespelen
Lollers...z..z... EEINZ!!C !@ !211
|| FOK!Stok || tatatatatataatatatattaaaaapiediedieuwtididipieuwpidibididi She said I'll throw myself away pididididum They're just photos after all! || Den Helder || Winnaar VBL Wijndal-award 2020: beste AZ-user! || Mijn concertstatistieken ||
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 19:56:03 #280
130479 ganzenherder
Ganse herder
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Jammer dat het nu al bezaait is daar met quasi-grappige fokkers en oude pedo's. Het concept leek me wel grappig
Patat Friet
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 19:58:21 #281
138258 LasTeR
Run for your life.
pi_67805381
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 19:56 schreef ganzenherder het volgende:
Jammer dat het nu al bezaait is daar met quasi-grappige fokkers en oude pedo's. Het concept leek me wel grappig
Concept bestond al langer.

http://www.anicechat.net/
Elk huis z’n kruiswoordraadsels
Iedereen z'n plaats aan tafel
Maar ik kom wat later, ik kom wat later
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 19:59:17 #282
130479 ganzenherder
Ganse herder
pi_67805411
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 19:58 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

[..]

Concept bestond al langer.

http://www.anicechat.net/
Beweer ik van niet dan?
Patat Friet
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 20:01:09 #283
138258 LasTeR
Run for your life.
pi_67805483
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 19:59 schreef ganzenherder het volgende:

[..]

Beweer ik van niet dan?
Nee.
Elk huis z’n kruiswoordraadsels
Iedereen z'n plaats aan tafel
Maar ik kom wat later, ik kom wat later
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ik heb vandaag al met twee serieuze mensen gesproken
Anybody seen in a bus over the age of thirty has been a failure in life.
  FOK!fotograaf dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 20:09:22 #285
160750 moonmovies
zeg maar Peer...
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ik met 4
Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they'll die...
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www.theinvision.nl
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 20:10:05 #286
222754 Dagoduck
Karel (2003-2022)
pi_67805763
Ik met 8 en het waren allemaal fokkers, alleem tussen de 15 en 18 jaar, allemaal uit finland
|| FOK!Stok || tatatatatataatatatattaaaaapiediedieuwtididipieuwpidibididi She said I'll throw myself away pididididum They're just photos after all! || Den Helder || Winnaar VBL Wijndal-award 2020: beste AZ-user! || Mijn concertstatistieken ||
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 20:12:17 #287
67103 Caspian
Sneaky fucker, dont you think?
pi_67805817
Nieuwe strategie: beginnen met 'welcome back'
quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: welcome back
Stranger: Hi!
You: did you finish doing what you had to do?
Stranger: Huh?
Stranger: Who are you
You: Same guy as before
You: do you have time to finish our conversation now?
Stranger: Really, haha
Stranger: Yes I do
Stranger: Where were we?
You: it was your turn to tell me your most intimate secrets, but then you suddenly had to leave
You: you left me feeling.. very vulnerable
You: I told you things I never told anyone
Stranger: Oh yes I'm so sorry about that!
You: and then when you left.. I felt... used
You: you know?
Stranger: I'm very sorry... will you ever forgive me?
Stranger: I totally know how you feel! But here I am, back!
You: okay
You: but now it's your turn
Stranger: Haha you're funny
You: ...
You: I'm feeling very fragile right now...
Stranger: Okay I'm gonna tell you something, I hope you will not laugh at me, okay?
You: of course not
You: you didn't laugh at me when I told you... that thing
You: so I won't laugh at you
Stranger: From the moment that we met...
Stranger: I had a strange feeling, a feeling I have never had before.
You: what kind of feeling?
Stranger: You made me laugh, you understood me... Really, I felt for you.
You: oh, I'm glad
Stranger: I hope this won't destroy our friendship...
You: well... that depends on where we go from here, doesn't it?
You: where do you want it to go?
Stranger: How do you feel about it...?
You: well.. I'm confused
Stranger: I understand...
You: and I've already told you all my feelings, and what I've done for you...
You: I've been very open
You: and now... you tell me this, and it gives me hope
You: but I don't want to get hurt again
You: please don't hurt me again
Stranger: Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I have to go!
You: what?!
You: how dare you?
Stranger: Too bad, can I have your address so we can talk later?
You: you already have my address
You: but... if you leave now
You: don't even bother calling me
You: or writing me
You: I will NOT be hurt like this again
Stranger: I'm so sorry!!!
You: I have to protect myself
You: why does it always go like this?
You: WHY?!
Stranger: I already said, I am so sorry but I really HAVE to go! You don't know in what kind of situation I am right now.
You: fine, go
You: I know your priorities now
You: I'm not important enough for you
Stranger: Please give me your email address!
Stranger: I will sent you an email to explain EVERYTHING!
You: you already have it
You: unless you lost it
You: in that case, I'm really not worth much to you
You: and I really have to protect myself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Take Sick Boy, for instance, he came off junk at the same time as me, not because he wanted to, you understand, but just to annoy me, just to show me how easily he could do it, thereby downgrading my own struggle.
pi_67806186
quote:
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: damn
Stranger: ok listen, maybe its not too late
Stranger: this is going to seem odd
Stranger: but i havent time to go into detail
Stranger: during the roman empire
Stranger: there was a group who believed humanity was a curse
Stranger: it needed ti kill it
Stranger: it were in an underground tomb
Stranger: the quake
Stranger: it ruptured it
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: listen
Stranger: whatever was in it
Stranger: its killing us
Stranger: theres not many left
Stranger: and these fucking muslims
Stranger: they think allah has come to punish us
Stranger: so its fucking free for all for them
Stranger: you must
Stranger: warn
Stranger: everryone
Stranger: its a disease
Stranger: it will become evident in around 2 or so years
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: energy running out
Stranger: yuou must
Stranger: stop
Stranger: it
Stranger: help
Stranger: save
Stranger: world
Stranger: save
Stranger: cheerleader
Stranger: so it
Stranger: happens
Stranger: time paradox
Stranger: fuck
Dat jullie het even eten.
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quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 13:43 schreef moonmovies het volgende:

[..]

Die me vraagt of ik haar voor 50 pond doe
heb je ook foto gehad ?
  Redactie Frontpage dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 20:26:46 #290
197197 Moozze
Plugged
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quote:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: You again
Stranger: who is me?
Stranger: oO
Stranger: ahah
You: 'Stranger'
You: been talking to you before
Stranger: ahhaaaaaaa
Stranger: when
You: Conversation before this one
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: okeeei
You: You dont remember me?
You: Its You!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: yes i remember
Leuke site, TVP dus.
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quote:
You:
Stranger: ahoy there
You: hello
You: dutch?
Stranger: nyet
You: russian
Stranger: nope
You: ok
Stranger: nada
Stranger: you?
Stranger: dutch
You: have you seen my daughter?
You: yeah
Stranger: ?
You: she just ran away
Stranger: if she's leticia casta, yes I have
You: you know where she is?
You:
You: what did you do to her?
Stranger: i would never do anything tio her dear sir
You: are you sure?
Stranger: of course
You: where did she go then?
Stranger: i am purer than the purest snow
You: won't you melt then?
Stranger: now if you were talking about your son...
You:
Stranger: thats a different case entirely
You: have you seen my husband?
Stranger: yes, i had to eat him
Stranger: im sorry
You:
Stranger: i eat babies too
You: you got to be kidding me!
Stranger: cause im an atheist
You: thank you!
You: he's finally gone now
Stranger: have u eaten>?
You: thank you mr ...?
Stranger: gash
You: Yeah, ate the polar bear from the zoo
Stranger: my friends call me gash
Stranger: cause there is it
pi_67807624
Ik had net een gesprek met iemand die uit 20 vragen ging opmaken bij welke stad ik woonde Zij/hij had die van mij niet geraden (Zwolle of all places ), ik die van hem/haar wel (Chicago)
pi_67807888
Op woensdag 5 mei 2010 00:37 schreef henrydg het volgende:
GATVERDAMME TS. GAT VR DAMME WAT BEN JIJ GOOR JE KUNT TOCH NAAR HE TOILET LOPEN VUIEL RANSAAP GATVERDAMME :r :r
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 21:39:49 #294
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
pi_67808945
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 19:58 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

[..]

Concept bestond al langer.

http://www.anicechat.net/
Er zijn maar 3 mensen daar, Chrissy, FATNIGGA en Peter .
Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
  dinsdag 7 april 2009 @ 21:41:52 #295
241594 iBolt
Lighting
pi_67809044
Blijft gewoon super leuk
pi_67809055
Hij laad nu heel langzaam bij mij
Mijn Snape wat doe je !
Niet zo dol op Amerika uit de kluiten gewassen kolonie vol randebielen.
Asperger and proud !
pi_67809187
Stranger: I'm a genie.
You: cool
Stranger: Want some wishes?
You: well no
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: That defeats my purpose.
You: ok one wish
Stranger: Alriiiiight.
Stranger: Shoot.
Stranger: Whaddya want?
You: go back in your bottle
Stranger: FUCK YOU MAN
Stranger: ITS BEEN 10000 YEARS
Stranger: I HAVENT GOTTEN LAID IN CENTURIES
Stranger: FUCK YOU MAN
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: sorry for you dude
Stranger: no sorry for you
You: go back in your bottle
Stranger: YOU GO BACK IN THE GODDAMN BOTTLE
You: iam no genie
Stranger: but i can out you in the bottel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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15 jarige colombiaanse mormoon


Stranger: you are religious?
You: no
You: i dont believe
Stranger: dont believe in God?
You: no
Stranger: why?
You: i whas raised christian but im not anymore
Stranger: i'm mormon
You: well i just dont believe anymore that god created the word and the universe
Stranger: believe in monkeys and bacteria?
You: nice description
You: but i believe that we somehow evolved yes
Stranger: what u believe?
You: evolution
Stranger: monkeys
Stranger: and alienss
You: dont know if there are aliens
You: but would be strange if whe ar the only lifeform in the unimaginable large universe
Stranger: i believe in aliens
Stranger: God have many sons
You: well god is acting very strange in this world then
You: and the strangest thing is the bible i think
Stranger: God cant stop a man make bad things
Stranger: We have a choice to make good or bad things
Stranger: this is the purpose of life
Stranger: make the right choice
Stranger: u are there?
You: yeah
You: but i think religion whas something people made up hundeds of years ago
You: because there knowlede and understanding of everything around them wasnt very big
You: so everything they didnt understand whas the work of god
Stranger: not all think like this
Stranger: bye, i need to go
pi_67809863
quote:
Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 21:57 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
You: i whas raised christian but im not anymore

Bodybuilding #1
Hardlopen #2
pi_67809947
quote:
You: Hello
Stranger: Good Afternoon!
Stranger: How are you today?
You: is it me your looking for ?
Stranger: perphaps
Stranger: where are you?
You: i can see it in your eyes
You: i can see it in your smile
Stranger: I knew your could. I don't hide emotions very well
You: Youre all i ever wanted
You: And my arms are opend wide
Stranger: I feel the same way
You: Hello ?
Stranger: yah
You: is it me your looking for ?
Stranger: I hope so
You: Cuse i wonder where you are
You: and i wonder what you do
Stranger: Thank you, Lionel!
Stranger: How's Nikki?
Het duurde even
Mijn Snape wat doe je !
Niet zo dol op Amerika uit de kluiten gewassen kolonie vol randebielen.
Asperger and proud !
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