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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:00 schreef aaipod het volgende:
Ok nu word het saai hé

Beetje wel. Ik heb K. nog immer niet getroffen tussen de Brazilianen, Finnen en andersgeaarden.

Klere Brazilianen.

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Stranger: You awake to find yourself alone in a stone cellar. There is a staircase leading up to the exit, but the doors at the top are locked. There is no key in the room.
The cellar is full of barrels and jars. What do you do?
You: is there alcohol in the cellar?
You: everyone stores alcohol in the cellar.
Stranger: There are barrels in the cellar. One or more of them may contain alcohol.
You: right.
You: first
You: i'll have a drink then
You: great ideas spring to mind when i'm drunk
You: then. How solid is the door at the top of the exit?
Stranger: You open a barrel labeled "XXX", with white paint. It is full of a strong-smelling whisky.
Stranger: The door appears to be made of simple plywood, or at least lined with it on the inside.
You: I drink the whisky from the barrel labeled XXX
Stranger: You are tipsy.
You: all of it
Stranger: You are exceedingly drunk, on the verge of alcohol poisoning.
Stranger: You feel no pain
You: Now the barrel is light weight, and i lift it up trying to get to the stairs
Stranger: You clumsily lift the barrel over your head and try to make your way up the stairs. Being drunk, you drop the barrel and stumble, falling to the bottom of the stairs.
You: I leave the barrel lying there. damn thing
Stranger: The barrel stays where it is.
Stranger: There is a small trickle of whisky leaking from a crack in the side.
You: i walk up the stairs again. bouncing my head to the door which doesnt open
You: i'm not drunk enough, apparently
Stranger: Your head cracks the plywood a small bit, and jars the lock against the latch.
Stranger: You fall back down the stairs.
You: the whisky isnt coming out fast enough
You: i throw the barrel
You: against the crack
Stranger: The barrel bounces off of the wall, and hits you, knocking you over.
Stranger: The crack is larger.
You: good. i see a light shining out of the crack too, but i don't care cos there's whisky.
Stranger: The light shines on the remaining whisky, as if from a godly source.
You: I drink the whisky until no more comes out of the crack in the wall
Stranger: There is no more whisky. You are blind stinkin' drunk.
You: its godly
Stranger: You really have to pee.
You: i get back to the barrel
You: and stick it in.
You: i miserably fail
Stranger: What are you sticking in?
You: my dick. i want to piss goddammit
Stranger: You miss the crack in the barrel, and pee all over your own feet.
Stranger: You notice for the first time taht you are not wearing shoes.
You: feels warm.
Stranger: Your feet feel warm.
You: i try to walk back to the door
Stranger: You stumble to the staircase. Climbing it appears daunting.
Stranger: Suddenly, and without warning, the door bursts open!
You: woaaaa
You: i run away in fear
Stranger: You see a silhouette in the light, as your eyes adjust to the glare.
Stranger: You run, in terror, straight into the wall.
Stranger: Your nose is bleeding.
You: doesnt matter it was cracked anyway
You: the wall.
Stranger: The silhoutte calls to you.
Stranger: "WHY DID YOU DRINK MY BOOZE?"
You: i walk up to the silhouette
You: i try to talk back
Stranger: You walk up the stairs, to the silhouette.
You: i hug him
Stranger: You drunkenly stumble "I was thirsdy", with your broken nose blunting your words.
Stranger: You hug the silhouette. He hugs you back, warmly.
You: lol.
You: i feel tired
Stranger: You lay down at the man's feet.
You: i fell so often
You: i'm hurt
Stranger: He notices your urine-soaked socks.
Stranger: And your bloody nose.
Stranger: He calls the police.
You: theyre always slow
You: so i start to sober up
Stranger: You slap yourself repeatedly in an attempt to sober up.
Stranger: Your broken nose stings with each blow.
You: Can i have a coffee?
You: that helps, usually
Stranger: You ask the man for a coffee.
Stranger: He replies "Sure... let me go get it", and walks towards his house.
You: i feel like drinking more whisky, actually
Stranger: You see his beautiful daughter look at you through the window.
You: she loves me
You: i think
Stranger: She is holding a bottle of barrel-aged whisky.
You: if she really loves me shell give it tom e
Stranger: What do you do?
You: i am too drunk to do anything but manage to stumble up to her.
You: then i ask
Stranger: You stumble towards the window.
You: can i haz zhe whisky?
You: or shall we drink it together?
Stranger: The beautiful daughter recoils in horror as you smear your bloody nose against her window, mumbling incoherently.
You: lol.
You: i just await the police, then
Stranger: You sit on the porch, resigned to your fate.
Stranger: The polioce
You: and drink my coffee.
You: it's fucking rediculously hot
Stranger: The police arrive and take you to the mental institution, as they can not understand a word you are saying.
Stranger: Your burned tongue and bloody nose make communication impossible.
You: I try to tell them i want to sue the man
You: for serving me hot coffee
Stranger: You scream from your cell about a man named "Sue."
Stranger: Your cries are ignored.
You: i feel like killing myself, after lunch though
Stranger: Lunch arrives. It is a tuna sandwich and chocolate milk.
Stranger: On a plastic tray.
You: i hate tuna and ask for something else to eat
Stranger: The nurse closes the food tray port, and walks away.
Stranger: You are stuck with your tuna.
You: i'd rather die hungry than eat a tuna sandwich
You: i try to trade it for a knife.
Stranger: You have nobody to trade with.
Stranger: You get the idea to break apart the plastic tray.
You: shit. . yeah thats a good idea!
Stranger: You decide that breaking the tray is a good idea.
You: i try it by throwing it at the wall.
Stranger: The wall is padded.
Stranger: The tray bounces to the floor.
You: couldve guessed.
You: i try throwing it at the floor
Stranger: The floor is padded.
Stranger: You remind yourself that you are in a padded cell.
You: damn padded floors. i set it diagonally against the wall.
Stranger: The tray is leaning against the wall.
You: i give the tray a karate-kick.
You: but im still a bit drunk
Stranger: You kick the tray. It splinters into a few sharp pieces.
Stranger: Your foot goes through the tray and hits the wall, jarring your knee.
You: it hurts badly and i'm bleeding.
You: i don't want to bleed so i keep knocking the door
You: really hard
You: then even harder
Stranger: You knock on the door repeatedly, screaming, until your knuckles are bloody.
Stranger: Nobody comes to your aid.
You: i bleed to death
Stranger: It is just you and your sharp plastic fragments, beside your uneaten tuna sandwich.
Stranger: You wish for death.
You: i'm hungry
Stranger: You have a tuna sandwich.
You: but i use the sandwich
You: to stop the bleeding
Stranger: You pack the tuna into your wounds to stop the bleeding.
You: i eat the bread.
Stranger: The bread is delicious.
You: i wait for dinner.
You: or someone to just come in
You: i demand therapy
Stranger: Dinner arrives some hours later. It is a tuna sandwich, and chocolate milk. The nurse laughs at you.
You: i use a splinter to threaten her
Stranger: She closes the food latch.
You: damn bitch
Stranger: You notice that she never put the chocolate milk carton through the door, due to your threatening demeanor.
Stranger: Now you have only tuna sandwich.
You: i look for a way to escape from this mental institution
You: the bread is delicious here, so i eat it
You: not the tuna.
Stranger: You eat the bread, contemplating escape.
Stranger: You leave the tuna on the floor.
Stranger: You wonder if there is some sort of vent behind the padding.
You: what objects are in my cell? besides the splinters.
Stranger: A glob of tuna on the floor, a whole plastic tray, and a spilled carton of chocolate milk.
You: hmm. i use the splinter to cut the padding
You: i didnt like the colours anyway
Stranger: The padding slowly begins to cut away from the wall. You feel the plastic start to grate against concrete.
Stranger: After some time and perserverence, you feel a sizable chunk of padding from the wall. You notice a button set into the wall.
You: hmm. i push the button.
You: nothing seems to happen
Stranger: A loud buzzer sounds, and you begin to hear dozens of tiny chirps from behind the padding on the opposite wall.
You: lol
You: i cut open the padding on the other wall
You: the opposite wall.
Stranger: A dozen canaries fly from behind the padding.
Stranger: They poop everywhere.
You: i like canaries. better than tuna.
Stranger: You notice an open cage door. On the other side of the canary cage, there is a mirror.
You: i walk up to the mirror
Stranger: Both are set into a hole in the wall.
You: and see myself
Stranger: You look like hell.
You: yeah. damn bloody nose
You: i get the cage out of the hole.
Stranger: You remove the cage from the hole. It clatters to the floor, scaring the canaries.
You: all they did was pooping anyway.
Stranger: You notice a small amount of light from the edges of the mirror.
You: uhh. i examine it more closely
Stranger: The mirror is still a mirror, with light around the edges.
You: hmm. useless, i guess.
You: i walk back to the hole in the wall
Stranger: The mirror is in the hole in the wall.
You: ohhh.
Stranger: You hear a coughing sound from behind the mirror.
You: i then try to remove the mirror
Stranger: The mirror has no usable grips to remove it with.
You: i use my tray to bash into the mirror
Stranger: The mirror develops a small crack.
You: i throw a canary at it.
Stranger: The canary flies away as soon as you release it.
You: damn
Stranger: It chirps at you, mockingly.
You: i try the tray once more
Stranger: After a few tries, the mirror shatters.
You: i look through the hole it reveals
Stranger: On the other side of the wall, you see your nurse in her office. She is watching General Hospital on a small TV, sitting on her desk. The office reeks of cheap cigarettes.
You: i check the size of the hole to see if i can fit through
Stranger: You climb into the hole, in an effort to squeeze through it. The nurse looks shocked, and reaches for something in her desk drawer.
You: i am afraid she'll pull a gun
Stranger: You struggle through the hole, and land on the floor.
Stranger: The nurse continues to rummage in her desk.
You: i look at what she's trying to find.
Stranger: You can not see into the drawer from your vantage point on the floor.
You: i say "Hi there! will you stop doing that?"
Stranger: She screams.
You: she didnt expect me to be able to talk?
You: damn.
You: i say 'boo'
Stranger: She screams again, and keels over on the floor, dead.
Stranger: You hear a gurgling sound, and smell feces.
You: that was easier than expected. or was it me shitting my pants?
Stranger: It was her.
You: good, satisfied i try to look into her drawer
You: i get up and try again
Stranger: You see a toblerone bar, with a sign pinned to it that says "Emergency Chocolate".
You: i eat it. i like the good things in life.
Stranger: The chocolate was delicious.
Stranger: You feel energetic.
You: Great. I go look for keys on her
Stranger: You look around the room, and notice an open door to the hallway.
You: No, i first want the keys
Stranger: You find a single skeleton key.
You: good.
You: i take it and walk out
Stranger: You leave the room, key in pocket, and look around. You are at the end of a hallway.
Stranger: The hallway has many doors leading to cells, and one door that looks different.
You: hmm. I walk to the different looking door
Stranger: It is the foyer door of the mental institution. There is a fat guard sitting on a chair in the foyer.
Stranger: He looks at you and screams "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
You: I run
You: fast as i can
You: i feel energetic anyway, and he's fat
Stranger: You run on the spot, unable to decide a direction.
Stranger: The guard lumbers towards you.
You: i lock the door with the key i still had.
Stranger: You lock yourself into the room with the guard.
You: oh damn
You: i open it back up again.
Stranger: You unlock the door, and open it.
You: i run through it
Stranger: You run back into the hallway of the mental institution.
You: i open some cells.
Stranger: You open the first cell you see. There is a redheaded man running around in circles, making racecar noises.
Stranger: He disregards you entirely.
You: i try to use him to distract the guard
You: i say "hurry close his cell!"
Stranger: The guard is not fooled by your tactic, as you are still wearing patient's clothing, and are covered in blood.
Stranger: He continues towards you.
You: i get back to my cell to get some more splinters.
Stranger: The guard is blocking the path to your cell.
You: oh. in that case i simply turn around and get back outside
You: locking the door behind me
Stranger: You leave the mental institution through the front door.
You: hmm. i think i should clean up.
You: myself.
Stranger: The guard can not stop himself as you close the front door. He careens into it, and knocks himself out.
Stranger: You consider cleaning yourself up.
You: lol. knew he was stupid

I walk to a gas station
Stranger: There is a gas station across the street.
Stranger: As you walk to it, a bus full of naked cheerleaders pulls up to the pump.
You: buses have toilets with taps
Stranger: You walk onto the bus.
Stranger: The cheerleaders are terrified.
You: i'll look great after cleaning myself up.
You: so i lock myself into the toilet
Stranger: You attempt to walk towards the toilet.
Stranger: You trip on a small handbag, and fall to the floor.
You: damn alcohol.
Stranger: Under the seat next to you, you notice a bomb.
Stranger: It has a digital clock counting down from five minutes.
You: i yell at the cheerleaders to get the fuck out
Stranger: The cheerleaders run in a panic, towards the exit. Their stiletto heels pierce your body as they trample you.
Stranger: You lay bleeding to death, watching the bomb tick to zero.
You: i look at the bomb and grab it, hoping to be able to dismantle it
Stranger: The tendons in your arms have been destroyed by the stiletto heels.
Stranger: You can not move.
You: I try to scream for help
Stranger: You scream, but nobody is willing to enter a bus with a bomb on it.
You: they dont know! i didnt tell them.
Stranger: The last thought to cross your mind, as the bomb is about to explode, is "Shit, that toblerone was good."
Stranger: Boom.
You: i die.
Stranger: You make a fine corpose.
Stranger: corpse*
Stranger: Or would, if it hadn't been incinerated.
You: i want to be buried besides my granny
Stranger: THANKS FOR PLAYING CHIZZER'S UNBEATABLE TIMEWASTER!
You: lol. thanks for the laugh.
Stranger: Take it easy!</sub>

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You: whats that???
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You: helaas ik heb geen doos hoop dat jij er wel 1 hebt
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Stranger: Heb er een paar voor je
Stranger: kan wel een vriendenprijs voor je maken
Stranger: Heb nog een hele mooie bruine zelfs!
You: hmm nouja ik kan die dozen altijd schoonmaken natuurlijk
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You: en hoeveel dozen krijg ik dan grapjas?
Stranger: 3
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You: jou ken ik
You: jij bent zeker van fok.nl
Stranger: van tv!
You: jaja
Stranger: Ik ben een helse laaf
Stranger: jewait
You: en ik ben Jezus Christus
You: wil je nog vergiffenis voor de slechte dingen die je in je leven hebt gedaan?
Stranger: Ohh nooohz! It's MarkdB!
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Dit moest wel een fokker zijn.

6e topic alweer? Crap

Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?

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Stranger: lol wanna see a pic of me
You: If you want me to see a pic of you
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: http://nl.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6oldva&s=5

Nogal lang ... maar wat een hopeloos figuur zeg ..


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You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl or boy??
You: Both
Stranger: hu
Stranger: huh
You: Does it matter?
Stranger: boy or girl
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: LA
You: So an american
Stranger: ya
You: Voted for obama?
Stranger: and you
Stranger: yep
You: Holland
You: Good ! we all love obama here
Stranger: boy or girl
You: So did u ever went to Vegas ?
Stranger: yep
You: You liked it?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: girl or boy i wanna know
You: I wanna play poker some time in Vegas.. they say the competition isnt really hard
Stranger: do u hav a knob
You: a knob... my doors have them
Stranger: boy or girl??
You: the knobs on my door? no clue... lemme check
Stranger: it meens a dick
You: ok well my doorknobs dont have dicks .. thats 1 thing i know for sure
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you a girl or a boy
You: Did u play poker in Vegas ? or gamble at all ?
Stranger: nope
You: Why not ?
Stranger: u will lose it all in 1 game
Stranger: now tell me
You: Hehe why? I play some serious poker
Stranger: Girl or boy
Stranger: do u hav a dildo
You: My old dog was named dildo .. but he died .. so yes i had one
You: do you have any pets ?
Stranger: wats ur sex
Stranger: i hav no pets
Stranger: im sorry
You: Dont u like dogs ?
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: are you a girl
You: ok my dog was a boy aswell ..
You: Well i wanna bet with you first
Stranger: im talkin about u
You: if i say what i am you leave within 10 seconds..
Stranger: yeah and????
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: do u hav a fannie
You: because your probably looking for a girl on the internet while u could go out and meet some real girls (with real tits) instead of this pathetic act to find a virtual girl
Stranger: are u a girl
You: Do you live with your parents ?
Stranger: no
You: Do you have a girlfriend then ?
Stranger: no!
Stranger: sadly
Stranger: im 29 and u???
You: Why not? It's way easier to find a lovely girl in LA then on the internet you know
You: i am 24
Stranger: wanna hook up
You: why? I live in Holland (that's in Europe)
Stranger: so i have loadz of money
You: If you have loads of money why don't you have some 18 year old brat next to u ?
Stranger: r u a boy or a girl???
You: If you havent figured that one out yet i wonder if u are 29 or 13
Stranger: 29
You: then take a guess what i am
Stranger: ur a girl
You: guess again
Stranger: boy
You: yup .. finnally u know the answer
Stranger: so u do hav a knob


Gaat ook nog wel even door maar zal jullie dat besparen .. of ik sex heb enzo

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:16 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?
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!!

Ik had net een braziliaan de me op msn wilde toevoegen.. flikker maar op .

Nu heb ik een stomme duitser

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Stranger: ich.hab.ne.4-in.englisch
Stranger: die.lehrerin.mag.,mich.nich;)
Stranger: aus.welcher.stadt.kommst.du?.ich.fahr.im.september.nach.holland

en

Stranger: oh..mein.onkel.is.beim.unfall.gestorben.vor.2.tagen
You: was ist passiert?
Stranger: er.wollte.überolen.mim.motorrad.und.kam.ein.auto.entgegen...ja.er.is.quer.über.die.straße.geflogen.und.direkt.tot....
Stranger: naja
Stranger: hast.du.ne.freundin?

Ik ben nu al een uur met een of andere Noor aan het kletsen

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Stranger: are u gay?----------------------------I LOVE BRITNEY!
You: FO.
You: Idiot.
You: Stupid German.
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:16 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?
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You: ohhhh congratulations!
Stranger: thanks
You: but, tell me! what do you do in everyday life?
You: hobbies?
Stranger: well, i'm a musician, i'm going to art school and paint. hanging out with my friends, yeah. nothing unusual
Stranger: how about you?
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18 jarige schotse chick.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:16 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?
[..]

Kom op, maak je kenbaar. Ik weet dat je mijn onderschrift heb gelezen

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You: What kind of music do you like?

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Stranger: i love tokio hotel
Stranger: and cinima bizzare
You: Tokio Hotel?
Stranger: yes
You: Isn't that an emo group?

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: anybody there
You: nope
Stranger: where are you from
You: what are you doing in my chat? :/
You: Netherlands, you?
You: im not chatting to people from:
You: BRAZIL
You: Finland
You: Germany
You: UK
Stranger: finland
You: US
Stranger: why
You: Just 'cause
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Stranger: robin =d?
You: No, it;'s Batman
You: Robin is in the back
You: should I get him?