Geniale site: Omegle #6

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fince thanx .. a bit tired. u ?
You: the same
You: i heard about a site
You: its very cool
You: wanne know whits one?
Stranger: sure
You: http://omegle.com/
You:
You: do you know that one?
Stranger: what ?
You: that site do you know it?
Stranger: were on it dude
You: no?
You: realy?
You: so you already did know it?
Stranger: yes.
You: cool what do you think about it?
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol lol

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:28 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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Zo zo...

Brazilianen die klagen dat iedereen ze meteen wegklikt zodra ze zeggen dat ze uit brazil komen

tvp

Ja hoi.

Kankerverslavend dit.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:37 schreef PhifeDawg het volgende:
Kankerverslavend dit.

Omegle + Weed is alot of fun

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You: my english grammer is not to great
Stranger: meh its better than the grammar of every other dutch person ive spoken to
Stranger: (youre the first)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dat ass
You: Slap it
You: dat ?
You: You mean That?
Stranger: *slaps*
You: You dutch fuck!
Stranger: am not dutch
You: Sorry
You: not?
You: Where you from?
You: Finland. Brazil?
Stranger: scotland
You: Scotland!
You: Whahah Holland kicked Scotland ASS
Stranger: so what
Stranger: we know our country sucks
You: hahah
You: You have great scotch though
Stranger: is why i'm leaving when i can
You: Where are you immigrating to?
Stranger: and i'm english anyway
Stranger: don't know
You: You have to come to the Netherlands
You: Great country
Stranger: will see what state the world is in after uni
You: Nice chicks
You: Nice weather
Stranger: lol
You: Nice Beer
Stranger: awesome
You: What do you want more ?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: Beer and tits
You: What do men want more?
You: Nothing!
Stranger: wut
Stranger: beer and tits yes
Stranger: do want.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: win huh
You: aah oochie oochie
You: hahah
You: I'm a 20 year old guy
You: You 've to learn a lot !
Stranger: hah yup
You: Do you want to ask something to the pussymagnet-dude?
Stranger: not really, trying to forget about girls for a bit
Stranger: :S
You: Why man?!
Stranger: messed up
You: ' There are many fish in the sea dude'
Stranger: total fail
Stranger: yeah and i'll get to them
You: What's happened?
Stranger: girl i liked asked me out
Stranger: and i rejected
Stranger: and won't speak to me
You: Was she ugly?
Stranger: no, i was just kinda shy
Stranger: lol fail huh
You: Haha, you're young dude
You: Do and learn
You: Call here
You: Chicks digg honest boys
Stranger: she won't speak to me at all, so just gunna move on
Stranger: learned a lesson, so not too bad
You: No man! She just said that, but she is dying to hear from you
You: Trust me dude
Stranger: i've been trying to contact her for a month
You: Call here now! Say that you have made a mistake
Stranger: won't answer
You: Go to her house
You: with a bucket of flowers
You: How do you call that
You: bucke?
Stranger: yup
You: How old is she?
Stranger: 16
You: Do i have to talk to her?
You: Do she have msn?
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: should prob explain a few things
Stranger: wasn't rl, was in a game.. but i knew what she looked like and she was so nice
You: But why;s she so mad?
You: omg
You: whahaha
You: Kiddylove
Stranger: lol
You: WoW?
Stranger: nah
You: Dude, pull up your pants and go outside!
You: Its time for real chicks
Stranger: i know, why i'm moving on
You: Men, after a month?
You: With a girl you men on the internet?
You: whahah
You: Dude!
Stranger: yup.
Stranger: fail
Stranger: messed me up for a bit
Stranger: so yeah
You: Along the way you learn.
You: You young
You: You're*
You: Whats you name?
You: your*
Stranger: paul
You: Its nice to put a name with the words
You: And whats here name?
Stranger: i forget, i called her by her screen name at the time
Stranger: but yeah doesn't matter
You: VirtualFighster1969!
Stranger: not that lame lol
You: No,.. to get dissed by a old online chick is great ahahah
Stranger: bye
You: NO!
You: I CAN LEARN YOU SHIT!
Stranger: hmm?
Stranger: like what
You: EVERYTHING!
You: Do you ever had sex?
Stranger: guess
Stranger: there are hardly any internesting girls here man
Stranger: interesting*
You: I'm talking with do on msn
You: Webcam enshit everything
You: TITS!!
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not on msn a lot
You: MSN FTW!
You: WEBCAM FTW!
You: BIG TITS FTW!
You: UGLY GIRLS GROWSS!
Stranger: lol..
You: But why are you shy?
You: Do you have a little wiener?
Stranger: aha
Stranger: nah average
Stranger: i just am
Stranger: will get better as i get older i'm told
You: haha you have another two years to go
Stranger: going to university in a few months
Stranger: so maybe then
Stranger: more girls
You: On your sixteenth?
Stranger: no i will be 17
Stranger: so got a whole year
You: okey
You: And next year you'll become the shaggmaster?
Stranger: hope so
Stranger: lol
You: I give you a new name
You: Stiffmeister
You: whahah
Stranger: lol
You: Are you familiair with American Pie?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: never got around to watching it tho
You: Dont watch it, play it
You: You have become the new stiffmeister
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: anything else lol..
You: I've made you a man!
You: Do you have a sister?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh god where is this going..
You: Whaha
You: What is her age?
Stranger: 14..
You: oh, never mind.
You:
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: wait do i want to know..
Stranger: i guess not
You: haha
You: She's way to young for me dude
You: The story were different is she was 20 or si
Stranger: i'm sure some beer would change your mind
Stranger: or are you used to that by now haha
You: No beer can't change my mind. 17-18 is the minimum.
Stranger: lol k
You: Paul the Great Stiffmaistro!
Stranger: we'll see
You: Time will tell dude
You: I have all the faith in you dude
Stranger: lol thanks
You: Do you have a job?
You: In the supermarket of something
Stranger: no time
Stranger: and i get enough cash
Stranger: for doing shit around the house
You: What do you make per month?
You: Men, i'm living the good life!
You: Money, Bitches and BEER!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why what do you do?
You: I'm a junior Real Estater.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: my mom would like that
Stranger: but you wouldn't like my mom
Stranger:
You: Who knows..
You: How old is your mom?
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: 51
Stranger: hahaahaha
You: oh
You: MILF or?
You: hahah just kidding:
You:
Stranger: fuuu
You: haah
You: Just kidding dude
You: 51 please!
Stranger: o.O
You: Do you have a hot girl next door
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: she must be like 65 or something
Stranger: hawt stuff
You: DAMN YOU RIGHT!\
You: hubba bubba
You: Do you ever had a girlfriend stiffmeister?
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: hmm why not?
You: Don't you have a hot teacher?
Stranger: what the fuck
You: That's common in England?
You: All those affairs with students and their womanteachers
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: all my teachers are male this year anyway >.>
You: That sucks really bad man
You: Do you have any hobbies? Besides chasing online chicks?
Stranger: i like to stalk chicks i meet on the net
Stranger: jk
You: I'll bet you do..
Stranger: hey that was the first time anything like that happened
Stranger: most of the time i'm too busy blowing people up
Stranger: and she was fucking hot man
You: Online you mean?
You: Men, just visit: youporn.com
You: Watch and learn.
Stranger: i already go there enough
You: another goodone:
You: moviesguy.com
You: Yeah, watch and learn dude
Stranger: but thats not too great
Stranger: got passwords for real sites
You: I don't pay for porn or sex. You shouldn't also do that
Stranger: i don't.
You: You make your own fantasiemovies?:S
Stranger: ...
Stranger: www.brazzers.com
Stranger: sec...
Stranger: Login: holmesme
password: holmezy

Stranger: 4chan provides
Stranger: there are free passwords all over the net for all sites
Stranger: just google
You: Let's try
You: lets see
You: You were right
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: Carmella Bing hubba bubba
You: Tell me something interesting
You: How long have we been talking?
Stranger: don't know
You: Let's go to the next level
You: ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!\
Stranger: fuuuu-
Stranger: you go on /b/?
You: /b/?
Stranger: i guess not
Stranger: where did you get that from
You: fok.nl
You: Even as that rickroll shit
Stranger: mmk
You: Are you familiar with that?
You: The whole RickRoll fenomenon
Stranger: yes
Stranger: everything on the internet goes through 4chan
Stranger: so i see most of it
You: hell no
You: Everything on the internet goes through forum.fok.nl
Stranger: lies
Stranger: fok.nl goes through 4chan man
You: Who knows better?
You: I fucking OWN FOK!
Stranger: lies
You: there are 40000 registred users
Stranger: oh lawd
You: ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND
Stranger: http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
Stranger: i think this gets more posts
Stranger: over 9000 times more
You: But do you own 4chan?
You: exactly.
Stranger: no
Stranger:
Stranger: that would be moot
You: It would
You: Who do you think who owns 4chan
You: Exaclty
You: I own Omegle, 4chan etc
Stranger: moot.
Stranger: moot owns 4chan newfag
You: Who is moot you think?
You: Exaclty i'm.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: girugamesh.
You: What's my name. you think?
You: Exactly...
Stranger: girugamesh
You: You're a smart boy
You: Tell your friends im the pipm
Stranger: why
You: I need new stuff
Stranger: for wut
You: For the pimpbusiness
You: new bitches
Stranger: mmk
You: But what do you think of Harakuju/
Stranger: whats that
You: a fokusert
You: You've to read the topics of afcjacos, its hilirious!

het is idd erg verslavend, heb het gisteren ontdekt, al weer kennis gemaakt met 3 mensen of zo, en als je ff de vage mensen negeert ( en het gerick roll van veda ) is het.. ja.. eeuuhh ik weet ff niks te zeggen maar goed tis leuk

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*You: where from?
Stranger: a place.
You: i like places.
Stranger: me too.
You: im from a place too.
Stranger: they are pretty cool
You: yes.
Stranger:
You: its good to be from a place.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ik loop echt alleen maar te kloten op die site, best saai eigenlijk

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You: Ok this is the LOVEPOLICE
Stranger: hello there stranger
You: You're under arrest for being Brazilian!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im english thanks:P
You: That's enough for 6 years in jail!
You: Lovejail it is.
Stranger: oh my what will i do
You: Pink suits and heart shaped toilets.
You: You can run
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:47 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
ik loop echt alleen maar te kloten op die site, best saai eigenlijk

ik geef deze reeks nog een maand max
daarna is het dood

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:49 schreef raaavi het volgende:

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ik geef deze reeks nog een maand max
daarna is het dood

nah, binnen een week is dit al wel foetsie

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi , I am Alice Cullen
You: Hello random stranger
Stranger: Have you seen Edward>
Stranger: I am not a stranger
You: O you are not so strange anymore now
You: Yes Edward is in the kitchen
Stranger: yes, thankyou
Stranger: ok, why?
You: He is baking me pie
You: I will call him right now
Stranger: Ok
You: Hi, Edward speaking
You: How's life Alice?
Stranger: good, thanks
Stranger: now where is Renesmee?
Stranger: JACOB STOLE HER
Stranger:
Stranger: I NEVER TRUSTED HIM
You: ...
You:
Stranger: where is Bella?
You: In the bathtub
You: Most of her at least
Stranger: what?
You: I ran out of garbage bags
Stranger: tell her that Renesmee is gone
You: Will do
Stranger: ok
You: Do you happen to know a good way to remove blood stains?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: stain remover
Stranger: now go tell her!
You: I tried they're still visible
You: And my mom is coming home in 15 minutes
Stranger: what?
You: What should I do?
Stranger: DONT PANIC
You: The blood stains
Stranger: just...
Stranger: URIKA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi random stranger
Stranger: hi
You: I'm looking for Dave
You: Are you Dave?
Stranger: no sorry
You: Dave was going to explain to me how to remove bloodstains
You: There's blood everywhere
You: And my mom is coming home in 15 mins
You: Do you know a way to remove bloodstains?
You: Please??
Stranger: Girugamesh???
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:53 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Jezus, houd je muil of ga weg als je het niet leuk vindt

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:00 schreef aaipod het volgende:
Ok nu word het saai hé

Beetje wel. Ik heb K. nog immer niet getroffen tussen de Brazilianen, Finnen en andersgeaarden.

Klere Brazilianen.

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Stranger: You awake to find yourself alone in a stone cellar. There is a staircase leading up to the exit, but the doors at the top are locked. There is no key in the room.
The cellar is full of barrels and jars. What do you do?
You: is there alcohol in the cellar?
You: everyone stores alcohol in the cellar.
Stranger: There are barrels in the cellar. One or more of them may contain alcohol.
You: right.
You: first
You: i'll have a drink then
You: great ideas spring to mind when i'm drunk
You: then. How solid is the door at the top of the exit?
Stranger: You open a barrel labeled "XXX", with white paint. It is full of a strong-smelling whisky.
Stranger: The door appears to be made of simple plywood, or at least lined with it on the inside.
You: I drink the whisky from the barrel labeled XXX
Stranger: You are tipsy.
You: all of it
Stranger: You are exceedingly drunk, on the verge of alcohol poisoning.
Stranger: You feel no pain
You: Now the barrel is light weight, and i lift it up trying to get to the stairs
Stranger: You clumsily lift the barrel over your head and try to make your way up the stairs. Being drunk, you drop the barrel and stumble, falling to the bottom of the stairs.
You: I leave the barrel lying there. damn thing
Stranger: The barrel stays where it is.
Stranger: There is a small trickle of whisky leaking from a crack in the side.
You: i walk up the stairs again. bouncing my head to the door which doesnt open
You: i'm not drunk enough, apparently
Stranger: Your head cracks the plywood a small bit, and jars the lock against the latch.
Stranger: You fall back down the stairs.
You: the whisky isnt coming out fast enough
You: i throw the barrel
You: against the crack
Stranger: The barrel bounces off of the wall, and hits you, knocking you over.
Stranger: The crack is larger.
You: good. i see a light shining out of the crack too, but i don't care cos there's whisky.
Stranger: The light shines on the remaining whisky, as if from a godly source.
You: I drink the whisky until no more comes out of the crack in the wall
Stranger: There is no more whisky. You are blind stinkin' drunk.
You: its godly
Stranger: You really have to pee.
You: i get back to the barrel
You: and stick it in.
You: i miserably fail
Stranger: What are you sticking in?
You: my dick. i want to piss goddammit
Stranger: You miss the crack in the barrel, and pee all over your own feet.
Stranger: You notice for the first time taht you are not wearing shoes.
You: feels warm.
Stranger: Your feet feel warm.
You: i try to walk back to the door
Stranger: You stumble to the staircase. Climbing it appears daunting.
Stranger: Suddenly, and without warning, the door bursts open!
You: woaaaa
You: i run away in fear
Stranger: You see a silhouette in the light, as your eyes adjust to the glare.
Stranger: You run, in terror, straight into the wall.
Stranger: Your nose is bleeding.
You: doesnt matter it was cracked anyway
You: the wall.
Stranger: The silhoutte calls to you.
Stranger: "WHY DID YOU DRINK MY BOOZE?"
You: i walk up to the silhouette
You: i try to talk back
Stranger: You walk up the stairs, to the silhouette.
You: i hug him
Stranger: You drunkenly stumble "I was thirsdy", with your broken nose blunting your words.
Stranger: You hug the silhouette. He hugs you back, warmly.
You: lol.
You: i feel tired
Stranger: You lay down at the man's feet.
You: i fell so often
You: i'm hurt
Stranger: He notices your urine-soaked socks.
Stranger: And your bloody nose.
Stranger: He calls the police.
You: theyre always slow
You: so i start to sober up
Stranger: You slap yourself repeatedly in an attempt to sober up.
Stranger: Your broken nose stings with each blow.
You: Can i have a coffee?
You: that helps, usually
Stranger: You ask the man for a coffee.
Stranger: He replies "Sure... let me go get it", and walks towards his house.
You: i feel like drinking more whisky, actually
Stranger: You see his beautiful daughter look at you through the window.
You: she loves me
You: i think
Stranger: She is holding a bottle of barrel-aged whisky.
You: if she really loves me shell give it tom e
Stranger: What do you do?
You: i am too drunk to do anything but manage to stumble up to her.
You: then i ask
Stranger: You stumble towards the window.
You: can i haz zhe whisky?
You: or shall we drink it together?
Stranger: The beautiful daughter recoils in horror as you smear your bloody nose against her window, mumbling incoherently.
You: lol.
You: i just await the police, then
Stranger: You sit on the porch, resigned to your fate.
Stranger: The polioce
You: and drink my coffee.
You: it's fucking rediculously hot
Stranger: The police arrive and take you to the mental institution, as they can not understand a word you are saying.
Stranger: Your burned tongue and bloody nose make communication impossible.
You: I try to tell them i want to sue the man
You: for serving me hot coffee
Stranger: You scream from your cell about a man named "Sue."
Stranger: Your cries are ignored.
You: i feel like killing myself, after lunch though
Stranger: Lunch arrives. It is a tuna sandwich and chocolate milk.
Stranger: On a plastic tray.
You: i hate tuna and ask for something else to eat
Stranger: The nurse closes the food tray port, and walks away.
Stranger: You are stuck with your tuna.
You: i'd rather die hungry than eat a tuna sandwich
You: i try to trade it for a knife.
Stranger: You have nobody to trade with.
Stranger: You get the idea to break apart the plastic tray.
You: shit. . yeah thats a good idea!
Stranger: You decide that breaking the tray is a good idea.
You: i try it by throwing it at the wall.
Stranger: The wall is padded.
Stranger: The tray bounces to the floor.
You: couldve guessed.
You: i try throwing it at the floor
Stranger: The floor is padded.
Stranger: You remind yourself that you are in a padded cell.
You: damn padded floors. i set it diagonally against the wall.
Stranger: The tray is leaning against the wall.
You: i give the tray a karate-kick.
You: but im still a bit drunk
Stranger: You kick the tray. It splinters into a few sharp pieces.
Stranger: Your foot goes through the tray and hits the wall, jarring your knee.
You: it hurts badly and i'm bleeding.
You: i don't want to bleed so i keep knocking the door
You: really hard
You: then even harder
Stranger: You knock on the door repeatedly, screaming, until your knuckles are bloody.
Stranger: Nobody comes to your aid.
You: i bleed to death
Stranger: It is just you and your sharp plastic fragments, beside your uneaten tuna sandwich.
Stranger: You wish for death.
You: i'm hungry
Stranger: You have a tuna sandwich.
You: but i use the sandwich
You: to stop the bleeding
Stranger: You pack the tuna into your wounds to stop the bleeding.
You: i eat the bread.
Stranger: The bread is delicious.
You: i wait for dinner.
You: or someone to just come in
You: i demand therapy
Stranger: Dinner arrives some hours later. It is a tuna sandwich, and chocolate milk. The nurse laughs at you.
You: i use a splinter to threaten her
Stranger: She closes the food latch.
You: damn bitch
Stranger: You notice that she never put the chocolate milk carton through the door, due to your threatening demeanor.
Stranger: Now you have only tuna sandwich.
You: i look for a way to escape from this mental institution
You: the bread is delicious here, so i eat it
You: not the tuna.
Stranger: You eat the bread, contemplating escape.
Stranger: You leave the tuna on the floor.
Stranger: You wonder if there is some sort of vent behind the padding.
You: what objects are in my cell? besides the splinters.
Stranger: A glob of tuna on the floor, a whole plastic tray, and a spilled carton of chocolate milk.
You: hmm. i use the splinter to cut the padding
You: i didnt like the colours anyway
Stranger: The padding slowly begins to cut away from the wall. You feel the plastic start to grate against concrete.
Stranger: After some time and perserverence, you feel a sizable chunk of padding from the wall. You notice a button set into the wall.
You: hmm. i push the button.
You: nothing seems to happen
Stranger: A loud buzzer sounds, and you begin to hear dozens of tiny chirps from behind the padding on the opposite wall.
You: lol
You: i cut open the padding on the other wall
You: the opposite wall.
Stranger: A dozen canaries fly from behind the padding.
Stranger: They poop everywhere.
You: i like canaries. better than tuna.
Stranger: You notice an open cage door. On the other side of the canary cage, there is a mirror.
You: i walk up to the mirror
Stranger: Both are set into a hole in the wall.
You: and see myself
Stranger: You look like hell.
You: yeah. damn bloody nose
You: i get the cage out of the hole.
Stranger: You remove the cage from the hole. It clatters to the floor, scaring the canaries.
You: all they did was pooping anyway.
Stranger: You notice a small amount of light from the edges of the mirror.
You: uhh. i examine it more closely
Stranger: The mirror is still a mirror, with light around the edges.
You: hmm. useless, i guess.
You: i walk back to the hole in the wall
Stranger: The mirror is in the hole in the wall.
You: ohhh.
Stranger: You hear a coughing sound from behind the mirror.
You: i then try to remove the mirror
Stranger: The mirror has no usable grips to remove it with.
You: i use my tray to bash into the mirror
Stranger: The mirror develops a small crack.
You: i throw a canary at it.
Stranger: The canary flies away as soon as you release it.
You: damn
Stranger: It chirps at you, mockingly.
You: i try the tray once more
Stranger: After a few tries, the mirror shatters.
You: i look through the hole it reveals
Stranger: On the other side of the wall, you see your nurse in her office. She is watching General Hospital on a small TV, sitting on her desk. The office reeks of cheap cigarettes.
You: i check the size of the hole to see if i can fit through
Stranger: You climb into the hole, in an effort to squeeze through it. The nurse looks shocked, and reaches for something in her desk drawer.
You: i am afraid she'll pull a gun
Stranger: You struggle through the hole, and land on the floor.
Stranger: The nurse continues to rummage in her desk.
You: i look at what she's trying to find.
Stranger: You can not see into the drawer from your vantage point on the floor.
You: i say "Hi there! will you stop doing that?"
Stranger: She screams.
You: she didnt expect me to be able to talk?
You: damn.
You: i say 'boo'
Stranger: She screams again, and keels over on the floor, dead.
Stranger: You hear a gurgling sound, and smell feces.
You: that was easier than expected. or was it me shitting my pants?
Stranger: It was her.
You: good, satisfied i try to look into her drawer
You: i get up and try again
Stranger: You see a toblerone bar, with a sign pinned to it that says "Emergency Chocolate".
You: i eat it. i like the good things in life.
Stranger: The chocolate was delicious.
Stranger: You feel energetic.
You: Great. I go look for keys on her
Stranger: You look around the room, and notice an open door to the hallway.
You: No, i first want the keys
Stranger: You find a single skeleton key.
You: good.
You: i take it and walk out
Stranger: You leave the room, key in pocket, and look around. You are at the end of a hallway.
Stranger: The hallway has many doors leading to cells, and one door that looks different.
You: hmm. I walk to the different looking door
Stranger: It is the foyer door of the mental institution. There is a fat guard sitting on a chair in the foyer.
Stranger: He looks at you and screams "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
You: I run
You: fast as i can
You: i feel energetic anyway, and he's fat
Stranger: You run on the spot, unable to decide a direction.
Stranger: The guard lumbers towards you.
You: i lock the door with the key i still had.
Stranger: You lock yourself into the room with the guard.
You: oh damn
You: i open it back up again.
Stranger: You unlock the door, and open it.
You: i run through it
Stranger: You run back into the hallway of the mental institution.
You: i open some cells.
Stranger: You open the first cell you see. There is a redheaded man running around in circles, making racecar noises.
Stranger: He disregards you entirely.
You: i try to use him to distract the guard
You: i say "hurry close his cell!"
Stranger: The guard is not fooled by your tactic, as you are still wearing patient's clothing, and are covered in blood.
Stranger: He continues towards you.
You: i get back to my cell to get some more splinters.
Stranger: The guard is blocking the path to your cell.
You: oh. in that case i simply turn around and get back outside
You: locking the door behind me
Stranger: You leave the mental institution through the front door.
You: hmm. i think i should clean up.
You: myself.
Stranger: The guard can not stop himself as you close the front door. He careens into it, and knocks himself out.
Stranger: You consider cleaning yourself up.
You: lol. knew he was stupid

I walk to a gas station
Stranger: There is a gas station across the street.
Stranger: As you walk to it, a bus full of naked cheerleaders pulls up to the pump.
You: buses have toilets with taps
Stranger: You walk onto the bus.
Stranger: The cheerleaders are terrified.
You: i'll look great after cleaning myself up.
You: so i lock myself into the toilet
Stranger: You attempt to walk towards the toilet.
Stranger: You trip on a small handbag, and fall to the floor.
You: damn alcohol.
Stranger: Under the seat next to you, you notice a bomb.
Stranger: It has a digital clock counting down from five minutes.
You: i yell at the cheerleaders to get the fuck out
Stranger: The cheerleaders run in a panic, towards the exit. Their stiletto heels pierce your body as they trample you.
Stranger: You lay bleeding to death, watching the bomb tick to zero.
You: i look at the bomb and grab it, hoping to be able to dismantle it
Stranger: The tendons in your arms have been destroyed by the stiletto heels.
Stranger: You can not move.
You: I try to scream for help
Stranger: You scream, but nobody is willing to enter a bus with a bomb on it.
You: they dont know! i didnt tell them.
Stranger: The last thought to cross your mind, as the bomb is about to explode, is "Shit, that toblerone was good."
Stranger: Boom.
You: i die.
Stranger: You make a fine corpose.
Stranger: corpse*
Stranger: Or would, if it hadn't been incinerated.
You: i want to be buried besides my granny
Stranger: THANKS FOR PLAYING CHIZZER'S UNBEATABLE TIMEWASTER!
You: lol. thanks for the laugh.
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You: jou ken ik
You: jij bent zeker van fok.nl
Stranger: van tv!
You: jaja
Stranger: Ik ben een helse laaf
Stranger: jewait
You: en ik ben Jezus Christus
You: wil je nog vergiffenis voor de slechte dingen die je in je leven hebt gedaan?
Stranger: Ohh nooohz! It's MarkdB!
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Dit moest wel een fokker zijn.

6e topic alweer? Crap

Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?

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Stranger: lol wanna see a pic of me
You: If you want me to see a pic of you
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: http://nl.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6oldva&s=5

Nogal lang ... maar wat een hopeloos figuur zeg ..


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Stranger: girl or boy??
You: Both
Stranger: hu
Stranger: huh
You: Does it matter?
Stranger: boy or girl
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: LA
You: So an american
Stranger: ya
You: Voted for obama?
Stranger: and you
Stranger: yep
You: Holland
You: Good ! we all love obama here
Stranger: boy or girl
You: So did u ever went to Vegas ?
Stranger: yep
You: You liked it?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: girl or boy i wanna know
You: I wanna play poker some time in Vegas.. they say the competition isnt really hard
Stranger: do u hav a knob
You: a knob... my doors have them
Stranger: boy or girl??
You: the knobs on my door? no clue... lemme check
Stranger: it meens a dick
You: ok well my doorknobs dont have dicks .. thats 1 thing i know for sure
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you a girl or a boy
You: Did u play poker in Vegas ? or gamble at all ?
Stranger: nope
You: Why not ?
Stranger: u will lose it all in 1 game
Stranger: now tell me
You: Hehe why? I play some serious poker
Stranger: Girl or boy
Stranger: do u hav a dildo
You: My old dog was named dildo .. but he died .. so yes i had one
You: do you have any pets ?
Stranger: wats ur sex
Stranger: i hav no pets
Stranger: im sorry
You: Dont u like dogs ?
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: are you a girl
You: ok my dog was a boy aswell ..
You: Well i wanna bet with you first
Stranger: im talkin about u
You: if i say what i am you leave within 10 seconds..
Stranger: yeah and????
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: do u hav a fannie
You: because your probably looking for a girl on the internet while u could go out and meet some real girls (with real tits) instead of this pathetic act to find a virtual girl
Stranger: are u a girl
You: Do you live with your parents ?
Stranger: no
You: Do you have a girlfriend then ?
Stranger: no!
Stranger: sadly
Stranger: im 29 and u???
You: Why not? It's way easier to find a lovely girl in LA then on the internet you know
You: i am 24
Stranger: wanna hook up
You: why? I live in Holland (that's in Europe)
Stranger: so i have loadz of money
You: If you have loads of money why don't you have some 18 year old brat next to u ?
Stranger: r u a boy or a girl???
You: If you havent figured that one out yet i wonder if u are 29 or 13
Stranger: 29
You: then take a guess what i am
Stranger: ur a girl
You: guess again
Stranger: boy
You: yup .. finnally u know the answer
Stranger: so u do hav a knob


Gaat ook nog wel even door maar zal jullie dat besparen .. of ik sex heb enzo

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:16 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?
[..]

!!

Ik had net een braziliaan de me op msn wilde toevoegen.. flikker maar op .

Nu heb ik een stomme duitser

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Stranger: ich.hab.ne.4-in.englisch
Stranger: die.lehrerin.mag.,mich.nich;)
Stranger: aus.welcher.stadt.kommst.du?.ich.fahr.im.september.nach.holland

en

Stranger: oh..mein.onkel.is.beim.unfall.gestorben.vor.2.tagen
You: was ist passiert?
Stranger: er.wollte.überolen.mim.motorrad.und.kam.ein.auto.entgegen...ja.er.is.quer.über.die.straße.geflogen.und.direkt.tot....
Stranger: naja
Stranger: hast.du.ne.freundin?

Ik ben nu al een uur met een of andere Noor aan het kletsen

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You: FO.
You: Idiot.
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:16 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?
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You: ohhhh congratulations!
Stranger: thanks
You: but, tell me! what do you do in everyday life?
You: hobbies?
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18 jarige schotse chick.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:16 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Okay grappenmakers, wie van jullie is Juliet (17) uit Italy?
[..]

Kom op, maak je kenbaar. Ik weet dat je mijn onderschrift heb gelezen

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You: What kind of music do you like?

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Stranger: i love tokio hotel
Stranger: and cinima bizzare
You: Tokio Hotel?
Stranger: yes
You: Isn't that an emo group?

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You: Netherlands, you?
You: im not chatting to people from:
You: BRAZIL
You: Finland
You: Germany
You: UK
Stranger: finland
You: US
Stranger: why
You: Just 'cause
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Stranger: robin =d?
You: No, it;'s Batman
You: Robin is in the back
You: should I get him?

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:24 schreef TheDenialTwist het volgende:
Ik ben nu al een uur met een of andere Noor aan het kletsen

Verbreek het record van mij; 2.30 uur maar eens

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:33 schreef Kerol het volgende:

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Verbreek het record van mij; 2.30 uur maar eens

Was je nuchter? ANders telt het niet

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:33 schreef Kerol het volgende:

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Verbreek het record van mij; 2.30 uur maar eens

3 uur met een fin ( ja was nuchter)

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:34 schreef Luco het volgende:

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Was je nuchter? ANders telt het niet

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You: WAYo!
Stranger: YO!
You: YOYO!
Stranger: YO YO YO
You: NERDS IN THE HOUSE YO!
Stranger: HELLS YES
You: WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
You: WE LIKE TO
Stranger: fuck off

oops

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Stranger: asl
You: 17 m zimbabwe
Stranger: cool !!! 17 f ireland
You: Nice
Stranger: so how are you?
You: fine, you?
Stranger: Im good !! :D
You: cool
Stranger: so what time is it there?
You: time for pedobear
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Stranger: get in the van
You: No
Stranger: haha
You: Call 911
Stranger: that was pretty funny...good work
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Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: uhnn nothing special...you??
You: just petting my hamster
You: Leopold
Stranger: hahaha...where are you from??
You: Finland
You: you?
Stranger: Brazil
You: Lots of thongs there
You: and favella's
You: and transsexuals
You: and coffee
Stranger: wow...you have a terible vision of my country
You: am I wrong
You: That about covers it, doesn't it?
You: Oh, forgot Christo Redendor
You: and Rio Grande
Stranger: not wrong...but Brazil it is not just it....is much better
You: but the rainforrest is pretty overrated
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A Wild WEEGEE Appeared!
You: Hi.
Stranger: own'd

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Nou, een zinnig gesprek komt er bij mij niet echt uit. Jammer Misschien is het gewoon te laat nu. Morgen weer

Zovaak gehad dat mensen meteen weggingen zodra ik zei dat ik uit Nederland kom

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 23:33 schreef Kerol het volgende:

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Verbreek het record van mij; 2.30 uur maar eens

Helaas, anderhalf uur maar wel z'n msn

You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Whatsup
You: hows life
You: finland?
Stranger: nothing else matters
You: brasil?
You: uk?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: nope
Stranger: nope
You: where you from?
Stranger: i'm from germany
You: ICH BIN EIN BERLINER!
Stranger: echt?
You: nein
Stranger: jaaa!!
Stranger: endlich ein deutscher
You: WAS SAGEN SIE?
You: hahah
Stranger: kannst du deutsch?
You: aber naturlich
Stranger: ok
Stranger: öhh ja.. und wie gehts denn so?
You: nichts viel
You: du?
Stranger: naja auch nicht viel
You: Ich bin sehr jetzt gebohrt. Was bringt Sie hier?
Stranger: ich bin durch eine internetseite auf omegle.com gekommen
You: Ich habe mich ein nettes deutsches Mädchen hier getroffen. Männer die sie war heiß! Ich sage hier auf der Webcam
Stranger: you don't speak german you use a translator or sth like that
Stranger: is that correct?
You: Was?! An was denkt Sie unser Präsident? Nette Titten er!
You: haha I don't want to disappoint you
Stranger: oh my god
You: You were so happy with an other deutscher
Stranger: okay so where are you from?
You: Holland
You: I'm your neighbour
Stranger: i know




Record is btw 5 uur! Maar dat was een stront door trechter gesprek.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what ?
Stranger: tell me a secret and i'll tell you one
You: a chicken comes out of an egg
Stranger: ok my turn
Stranger: this is me
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Stranger: my secret pwns yours
You: hehehe!
You: en je komt van fok ! ?
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You: Hi
Stranger: hyz
You: where u from?
Stranger: my mother
Stranger: you?
You: me to
You: OMFG what a great luck that we've met!
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Stranger: haha
Stranger: i actually like that song
Stranger: bitch

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Record is btw 5 uur! Maar dat was een stront door trechter gesprek.

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[ Bericht 21% gewijzigd door cablegunmaster op 07-04-2009 00:22:22 ]

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello my son
Stranger: I'm god
You: w000t, welcome god!
Stranger: have you a questions for me ?
You: Yes!
You: Is it possible to cure my AIDS ?
Stranger: Humm i'm sorry but isn't possible for the moment
You: oh noes!!!!
Stranger: It's neccessary too purge the world
You: When do you collect my soul to eternity ?
Stranger: Humm no, you are infidels
Stranger: Where you from ? USA ?
You: The Netherlands!
Stranger: Oh
You: I was raped by a dead zombie dog. He putted his rotting cock in my lovely behind!
You: It was horrible
You:
Stranger: Oh me ! i'm choked
Stranger: I go too burn this evil dog !
You: Go, and save the day!!
You: I will tell the world my story!!!!!
Stranger: The zombie take the controle of the nederland :s
You: I must go to tell it!
Stranger: Warning
You: Goodbye my Father!
Stranger: I can't do nothing for stop the zombie
Stranger: Kill him shoot the head
Stranger: Goodbye my son
You have disconnected.

You: lets play hide and seek
Stranger: alright
Stranger: i'll hide
You: 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10!
Stranger: ...
You: are you behind the send button?
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: keep looking
You: i thought i saw something there
Stranger: it's a common mistake

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:06 schreef Asgard het volgende:
Zovaak gehad dat mensen meteen weggingen zodra ik zei dat ik uit Nederland kom

Weird. De meeste mensen in het buitenland zien Nederland juist als een erg positiefs iets.. Totaal geen verkeerde reactie op gehad daar. Integendeel.

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:17 schreef cablegunmaster het volgende:

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Dat ze om de 3,5 minuut op elkaar reageerden en dus af en toe een zinnetje tikten.

Maw een gesprek wat ook in een uur plaats had kunnen vinden.

het is jammer dat niet iedereen geliefd is met onzin

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:28 schreef TheDenialTwist het volgende:
You: lets play hide and seek
Stranger: alright
Stranger: i'll hide
You: 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10!
Stranger: ...
You: are you behind the send button?
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: keep looking
You: i thought i saw something there
Stranger: it's a common mistake