En toch zit je op FOK! .....quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:09 schreef Lundegaard het volgende:
Ik denk eerlijk gezegd niet dat ik me ooit zo ontzettend ga vervelen, dat ik dan maar met een complete stranger wil gaan chatten..
Dat lijkt me toch ook een logische eerste vraag.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:29 schreef Tism het volgende:
WTF!?! Ze willen daar ook allemaal weten waar je vandaan komt!..![]()
..
Hopeloosquote:Connecting to server...
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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where u from?
You: wow!
You: your the first one who doesn't say Hi
You: hehe
Stranger:
You: I make it a sport just to say very un-interesting Hi's
Stranger: :p
Stranger: where u from then?
You: the Netherlands
You: how about you?
Stranger: hee ik ookXD
Stranger: WAHAHAH
Stranger: xD
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Stranger: I hate relatives in my house
Stranger: They're so boring
You: i hate relatives in your house too
You: yuck
Stranger: I can't take it anynmore
Stranger: I wanna drive them out right nowwww
You: you have a gun?
Stranger: No, but in this moment, I'd like
You: well
You: there's other ways
You: you could like
Stranger: I'll kill them with one knife.
You: cut off their heads and switch them
You: and make pics and put it on myspace
Stranger: oh
Stranger: That's to bad
You: why
Stranger: But I'd like to do it with your mother
Stranger: That fuckin bitch
Stranger: bye
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quote:You: wazzzaaaa
Stranger: lol hi
You: something different than a boring hi, hehe
Stranger: ur gay go suck a penis
Dat kan lang duren hoor. Ik denk dat er nu hooguit 5 aanwezig zijn...quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:28 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
Ik ga net zo lang chatten totdat ik een FOK!ker tegenkom!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ga ik ook eens proberen!..quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:38 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
Ik ga vanaf nu alleen maar Nederlands praten
ik ook dan maarquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:39 schreef Tism het volgende:
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Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ga ik ook eens proberen!..
Wtf?quote:You: hoi
Stranger: ONE DAY I CAME HOME
Stranger: AT LUNCH TIME
Stranger: AND HEARD A FUNNY NOISE
You: YEAH
You: WHAT WAS IT
Stranger: A FLUX CAPACITOR
Stranger: I WENT TO THE YEAR 3000
You: HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
Stranger: YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER IS DOING FINE.
Stranger: I SAW EVERYONE
Stranger: BOY BANDS
Stranger: AND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: AND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: ANNND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: WE FLOAT AROUND IN A TIME MACHINE LIKE ONE IN THE FILMS WE'VE SEEN
Stranger: NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED, BUT THEY LIVE UNDERWATER
You: WAS IT A DELOREAN
You: THE TIME MACHINE
Stranger: NO, IT WAS A FLUX CAPACITOR, OKAY?
You: HOW CAN PEOPLE BREATHE UNDERWATER
Stranger: DO YOU NOT LISTEN?
Stranger: WE ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY!
You: I AM SORRY
Dat was ikquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:50 schreef IHVK het volgende:
Ik had echt een leuk gesprek met een Amerikaans meisje net.![]()
(hoop ik)
quote:Stranger: rofl
Stranger: funny ppl on here
You: hi
Stranger: hiya
Stranger:
You: do you ship?
Stranger: ship what>
You: to the Netherlands
Stranger: nah
Stranger: dont at all
Stranger:
You: no ship?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: bike
You: yes bike
You: i want a bike
Stranger: push bike
You: but you don't ship to the Netherlands?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: peronally
You: why not
Stranger: cos im bad
Stranger:
You: you are terrible!!
You: becuz you don't ship
quote:Stranger: OH HAI
You: HI
Stranger: please say yo uknow what /b/ is.
You: 4CHAN
You: LOLLERZ
viel mij ook al op .. volgens mij komt dat dr 4chanquote:
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort![]()
Holy shit.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkankerkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort![]()
Ja echt mainstream Hollands inderdaad.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkankerkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort![]()
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Stranger: sup
Stranger: are you black?
You: i am very pleased to say
You: that i'm not
You: you?
Stranger: i am
Mjah, maar je kunt wel leuke chicks tegen komen hoorquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:49 schreef Rapaille het volgende:
Wat een baggersite:
Die brazilianen hebben het alleen maar over voetbal.
Die amerikanen hebben het alleen maar over amsterdam&sex.
Het percentage man/vrouw is 90/10
Maar het is toch wel grappig
refraise that:quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:00 schreef Euc- het volgende:
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Mjah, maar je kunt wel leuke chicks tegen komen hoor
Wel een gigantisch lekker wijf, maar heeft met dr 22 jaar al in de bak gezeten, een dochtertje van 2 en wilt het leger in om te vechtenquote:Stranger: oh wow.
Stranger: yea..
Stranger: our government supplies us with drugs, then puts us in jail for it
Stranger:
You: hmm, that one I didn't hear before
Stranger: yep.
You: so how does that work
Stranger: the US government is actually responsible for about 40% of cocaine that comes into america
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:19 schreef Euc- het volgende:
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refraise that:
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Wel een gigantisch lekker wijf, maar heeft met dr 22 jaar al in de bak gezeten, een dochtertje van 2 en wilt het leger in om te vechten
quote:Stranger: wait what shootings?
Stranger: i must have missed that i just woke up :p
quote:Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: cool
Stranger: have any nude photos?
You: do you?
Stranger: no
You: awh
You: to bad
You: i was hoping to get horny
Stranger: well i do have a big dick
You: hmm you know what id like to do with that dick of yours?
Stranger: it's nice and thick
Stranger: what's that?
You: id like to rub it
You: squeeze it a little bit
Stranger: i like the sound of that
Stranger: keep going
You: squeeze it a little harder
Stranger: don't pop it
You: can i tie you on the bed?
Stranger: yeah
You: damn right i can
Stranger: now what are you going to do?
You: you are tied to the bed now
You: now im putting an apple in your mouth
You: you cant speak
Stranger: sounds tasty
You: dont bite
Stranger: i won't
You: its my only apple
Stranger: sorry if i drool on it
Stranger: keep going
You: thats ok
You: you can drool
You: you know what id really like to do
Stranger: what?
You: leave you tied to the bed
You: with an apple in ur mouth
Stranger: and just walk away?
You: and go to the kitchen
You: and im getting all kinds of food
You: like whipped cream
Stranger: tasty
You: and strawberries
Stranger: even better
You: and im getting my dollhouse too
Stranger: ok?
You: you can hear im boiling water
Stranger: are you going to make pasta?
Stranger: i love pasta
You: you are going to be my teaparty table
Stranger: sounds fun
You: yea you like that dont you
Stranger: but i use my incredibly strong arms to bust out of the ropes
You: so im putting all of my dolls next to you
You: no you cant
Stranger: too late
Stranger: i even broke your bed too
You: i have used barbed wire to tie you with
You: so your bleeding like a pig now
You: WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING ON MY BED MISTER!?
Stranger: i've spent many summers at the beach, so my skin is as tough as leather
Stranger: i'm not bleeding
You: QUIET
You: you still have an apple in your mouth
Stranger: i stepped on a bottle of ketchup
Stranger: and i ate your only apple
Stranger: and it was tasty
You: i guess you are in some big troubles mister
Stranger: now i ripping off your dolls' clothes
You: i think some boiling water will cool you down
Stranger: i'm going to make love to them
You: hows that
You: all that boiling water in ur nostrils
You: yeah sniff it baby
Stranger: the boiling water makes me turn green
You: you know i like it
Stranger: and giant
Stranger: my shirt rips off
You: no its nylon
You: its melting to your skin
Stranger: i start breaking things in your house
You: i grab a fire extinguisher
Stranger: i grab a doll
You: i hit you the face
Stranger: and shove it down my pants
Stranger: the hit only makes me hornier
You: thats my doll you sick fuck!
You: thats Suzie
Stranger: i start humping the doll
You: SHE MADE YOU A COOKIE FFS
Stranger: "oh suzie, you feel so good!"
You: im putting you on the naughty list
Stranger: i cum and the doll fills up quickly
You: could you please leave mister
You: i dont want you in my house anymore
Stranger: i'm still cumming
Stranger: the room begins to flood with my cum
You: i dont think Patrick Swayze will approve of this
You: please go away now
Stranger: i grab you and swim you to safety
Stranger: but i just rescued you
You: no i drank it all up with my cumguzzlingabilities
Stranger: oh hawt
Stranger: my boner gets even larger
You: i have boots of the slut which give me +15 cumdrinking
Stranger: i cast cock of the infinite
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Stranger: say
You: hi
Stranger: do you kow the difference between a jew and a pizza?
You: lol
You: no tell me
Stranger: THE PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM IN THE OVEN
Stranger: HOHOHOHO
You: omfg
You: rofl
Stranger: do you know how many jews you can fit in a volkswagon?
You: tell me
Stranger: 2 in the front
Stranger: 3 in the back
Stranger: 150 IN THE ASHTRAY
Stranger: HOHOHOHO
You:![]()
Allergisch voor houtquote:Connecting to server...
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You: hi
Stranger: hai
You: where are u from?
Stranger: kentucky
You: I Holland
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: k
You: *waaaaaaat* where are my wooden shoes???!
You: do u have wooden shoes?!
Stranger: no im allergic
You: allergic, wood?
Stranger: yes
You: what is your made of then?
You: your house*
Stranger: metal and various plastics
You: ok
Stranger: and bricks of course
You: brb have to check the ho's
Stranger: i thought holland stop making hos
Stranger: tell them i sed hai
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Stranger: there
Stranger: hi
You: where are u from?
Stranger: brazil and you ?
You: holland
Stranger: cool
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: first from holland
You: yeah
Stranger: lol alright
Stranger: can i have some ?
You: grrrrr i cant find my wooden shoes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i want some weed too
You: what's your post address, i send you some
Stranger: and have sex in public
You: yeah all over the street i can see them from my living room
Stranger: thats cool, you dont even have to spend your money with porns
Stranger: you just go out and get some sex
You: yes can get everyone who ever you want
Stranger: what a paradise
We zijn niet allemaal autisten die in 1998 al alle features van ICQ hadden nageplozen..quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:24 schreef Isegrim het volgende:
Nou, jee, wat nieuw zeg.Dat kon met ICQ al.
quote:Stranger: ...
You: hamas
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Hamas jij nooit dan? Op bruiloften, feesten of andere partijen?quote:
En daar kom je je speciaal voor aanmelden..?quote:
quote:Omegle
Talk to strange
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You: hee
Stranger: Hello
You: wassup?
Stranger: What color balloon do you think tells the best stories ?
You: red
Stranger: red, yeah I like the red balloons too
You: yes, they're awesome
Stranger: What's your favorite flavor of bowling ball
You: strawberry
You: or banana..
Stranger: so what is it you like to do with strawberry flavored balls ?
You: suck em
Stranger: fag
You: no, im not a man.
Stranger: I'm sorry you walked right into it
Stranger: oh then it's perfectly natural
You: exactly
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Stranger: hello
You: Hello
You: This is very funny!
Stranger: yeah
You: Lol
Stranger: you masturbate to stay warm?
You: These people are Paupers
You: You to
Stranger: paupers?
You: Yeah
You: These people are Paupers
Stranger: writers here
?
You: Have you got phone
Stranger: yes
You: Cool! Call somebody, just type an random nummer!
Stranger: why
You: I did that often in the 80, wen there was NO internet
Stranger: but it costs
You: Yeah, jou do the same thing as we are doing now!
You: Veryfunny!
Stranger: but in the 60 we did go to random houses
Stranger: it was cool
You: That nice to! Mybe after them calls you can do it again
You: You never know
Stranger: you should try that
You: i did
You: it worked 4 me
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
Stranger: but how are yuo
You: fine, thank you! How are you?
Stranger: fine too
You: that's nice!
Stranger: u are from?
You: both are we fine then
You: The Netherlands, and you are from!?
Stranger: from finland
Stranger: another from netherlands
You: Oh, oke
You: Huh!?
You: How do you mean?
Stranger: lots of people from netherlands here
You: I still havend met any Dutch people on here, mostly they come from Brazil
Stranger: thats right too
You: These people are Paupers
You: Oddballs
You: Freaks
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
quote:Stranger: heya, stranger!
You: Love you!
Stranger: long time?
You: owh yeah
Stranger: how long?
You: wanted to tell you a long time but i couldn.t
You: since christmas
Stranger: shame. you know. i had a crush on you since highschool
Stranger: but i never could get the guts to do something about it
You: You are making a joke
Stranger: no, its true
Stranger: i thought if i dated other girls, i'd forget about you, but it never happenned
You: i had a lot of dreams having sex with you
You: i liked it
Stranger: i think about you every time i make love to my wife
Stranger: i call your name when im with her sometimes... she thinks its a cute nickname
You: maybe we can have dinner
Stranger: i wish i could just leave her so i could be with you, but her father will never let me get a divorce
You: maybe the feelings will come back.
Stranger: unless, of course, she were to have an 'accident'
You: yeah that is a good idea!
Stranger: i know just the thing! i'll lace her vodka with rat poison!
You: that sounds great!
Stranger: your love will give me strength! meet me in the train station tomorrow at 5, we'll run away to Mexico together!
You: I'm looking forward to it
You: see you tomorow
Stranger: goodbye, my love!
Was jij die Nederlander of zei je niets terugquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:22 schreef NatteBever het volgende:
Welke nerd rickrollde me van FOK.nl en ging daarna meteen weg???
Ik zei juist meteen: Ik ben van FOK!quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:28 schreef yosander het volgende:
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Was jij die Nederlander of zei je niets terug?
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You: hi
Stranger: how old are u
You: where are u from?
You: 61
You: i mean 16
Stranger: okay.....
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 13
You: where are u from?
Stranger: ass.....you?
You: vagina
Stranger: nice plase!!!!!!!!
You: hehe yeah...
Stranger: where is vagina
You:
Ooh, ik vroeg: "toch niet van FOK! he?" en die Nederlander antwoordde dat 'ie niet van FOK! wasquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:31 schreef NatteBever het volgende:
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Ik zei juist meteen: Ik ben van FOK!
Maar dat werd compleet genegeerd
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:25 schreef Twerk het volgende:
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We zijn niet allemaal autisten die in 1998 al alle features van ICQ hadden nageplozen..
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:42 schreef cptmarco het volgende:
wat betekent "HYI KUOLE HUORA KUOLE JA MUN HAAVAT UMPEE NUOLE", moet fins zijn...
quote:Vertaling: Fins (automatisch herkend) » Nederlands
HYI KUOLE HUORA KUOLE JA MUN HAAVAT UMPEE NUOLE
No way onsterfelijk onsterfelijke HOER EN Mun wond UMPEE NUOLE
quote:Stranger: you motherfucker
You: no i fuck my father
Stranger: pervo
Stranger::D:D
Stranger: sick people
You: is it, who do you fuck?
Stranger: mad world
Stranger: fuck me and my mother
Stranger: my friends
You: are you nice and cuddly?
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i
Stranger: am
You: how cuddly
Stranger: are you
Stranger: veryvery
Stranger: and also sexy
You: what is sexy...
Stranger: I AM
Stranger: are you
You: as sexy as your father
Stranger: uujee! so you are really sexy
You: you like your father...
Stranger: yes i do
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En de stranger ging weer weg.quote:You: Hi
Stranger: moi
You: Are you from Groningen ?
You: Kom je uit Groningen ?
Stranger: yes
quote:Stranger: dutch?
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You: ja
You: Fok?
Stranger: WOEHOEE
Stranger: je bent nederlands
Stranger: WUHAHAHAH XD
Stranger: wat een lol
You: hi-la-risch
Stranger: Jaa
Stranger: =D
You: jij bent een Fokker?
Stranger: ben je van Kindertent?
You: ja
Stranger: NIET
Stranger: NEEEEE
You: wellus
Stranger: ik ben yay
Stranger: jij?
You: gay?
Stranger: je bent niet eens van knt
You: echt wel
You: hoe oud ben je?
Stranger: wat is ej accountnaaam dan?
Stranger: je*
You: Dat mag ik niet zeggen van papa
Stranger: jij bent een mongool
Stranger: nee sorry
You: down syndroom
You:
Stranger: o sorry
Stranger: nniet dat ik je geloof
You: leuk hoor
Stranger: hoe oud ben je?
You: ik vroeg jou eerder
Stranger: 13
Stranger: nu jij
You: ik ben 59
You: wat heb je aan?
Stranger: mongooool
Stranger: mongggoooooooooooooool
You: heb jij een mongool aan?
You: rrrrrrrr
Stranger: ik zit op atheneum en praat niet met mongolen
Stranger: daaaag
You: mag ik je msn?
Stranger: =D
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: !
You: telefoon nummer?
Stranger: jij bent echt gestoord
Stranger: doei
You: asjeblieft?
Stranger: hou toch je bek
You: Ik wil ook op tv
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De rest ging over Gomes en Psv....quote:Stranger: hi
You: Helloooooooo AMERICA
Stranger: america
Stranger: no no
You: where you from?
Stranger: Nipon
Stranger: and u?
You: Where is Nipon?
Stranger: Japan
Stranger: Japan = Nipon
You: aaaaah
You: I'm from The Netherlands
Stranger: cool
You: Does the red dot on your flag means something? A girl and her period?
Stranger: Van der Sar!
You: Ajax
You: yes
Stranger: no.. means blood
You: aaah, blood from a girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: of warriors
Stranger: Mao Tse Tsung
You: Aah yes we know them in The Netherlands, that's number 48c on the menu
Stranger: yeah!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine, you?
You: great
You: whare are ou from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and you?
You: i am from gelderland
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i'm 16
Stranger: you?
You: 17
You: male or female?
Stranger: female. and you?
You: i am male
You: are you hot?:P
Stranger: yes pretty much
Stranger: hahaha kidding
You: i like it if a girl is hot
You: and are you going to scool?
Stranger: yepp...
Stranger: and you?
You: what kind of scool?
You: me to
Stranger: high school
Stranger: you?
You: cool
You: vwo its olmost the same but the system of gelderland
You: and what do you they to find here?
You: a boyfriend?:P
Stranger: could be.. hahaha
You: what kind of boys do you like?
You: hello are you still here?
Stranger: yeaa sorry..
You: wb
You: no anser?
Stranger: well idk yet... hhhahaha
You: idk whats that?
Stranger: i dont know
You: did you have boyfriends?
Stranger: yes, 2
You: and what kind of guys ware that?
You: do i bore you?
Stranger: funny, kind, outgoing.. hahaha
Stranger: noo its because i am on my msn
You: owww i have msn to
Stranger: and there is a lot of people talking .. hahaha
Stranger: can you send me yours ?
You: vut everyboddy is a sleep over here
You: you send yours
Stranger: ohh yea? how cool
Stranger: noo send me yours
You: no becous then i see my msn on fok.nl or not?
Stranger: no
You: then you can give me yours
You:
Stranger: XXXXX@hotmail.com
Stranger: add?
You: i bissy:P
You: do u see me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you online?
You: yes but you are not
Stranger: yes i amm
Ik vermaak me zo met dit nutteloze gedoequote:You: *burp*
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: i like burping
Stranger: do you?
You: I like beer
Stranger: it's my hobby
Stranger: i like beer to
You: It's my life
Stranger: heineken ftw
You: no man, Warsteiner
Stranger: heineken!!!! or hertog jan
You: Where you from
Stranger: i'm from holland ofcourse!
Stranger: you?
You: I'm from the land GOD
You: he is só cool
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hoe kom je erbij?quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 20:43 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:
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Ik vermaak me zo met dit nutteloze gedoe
quote:Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: boe
Stranger: moe
Stranger: hoe
You: wat?
You: waar?
Stranger: wut.
Stranger: war?
You: wie?
Stranger: woe?
You: wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: weeeeeeeeee
You: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: klein klein kleutertje
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quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yooo
Stranger: you are my edward.
You: I can do that if you want
You: cash or creditcard?
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Ik zit er nog steeds op hoor, no problemoquote:
Ow nog maar een keer proberen dan..quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 21:48 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:
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Ik zit er nog steeds op hoor, no problemo
quote:Stranger: i like cake
Stranger: its my FAVORITE
Stranger: do you have cake?
You: we do have cake here in the Netherlands
Stranger: NO FUCKIN WAY!!!
Stranger: GTFO
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: Where you from
Stranger: hamburrg germany
You: Aaah the land of Hitler and friends
Stranger: u ?
Stranger: NO
You: Jerusalem
Stranger: ^^
You: Thanks for the best years of my grandfathers live.....
Stranger: ^^
You: Do you want to say sorry to me?
Stranger: I AM NOT A NAZI!!!
You: That's what they all say
Stranger: Its wrong
You: say sorry
Stranger: i ?
You: yes
You: well?
Stranger: what i should do i'm 15 and no nazi !
You: Just...say....sorry
You: and I can go further with my live
Stranger: sry
You: ok no problem
Stranger: ^^
You: HSV 1-0 he
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quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: where you from
You: please don't say brazil, finland
Stranger: holland
Stranger: ±p
You: The land of drugs ho's and, Geertje Wilders
Stranger: yes
Stranger: :p
You: How do you get on this site?
Stranger: where you from?
You: do = did
Stranger: i got it from a forum
You: really
You: What forum?
Stranger: uhuh
Stranger: fok!
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You: Genaaaaid
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Hehe was jij dat? :pquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 22:29 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Ik word vaak gedisconnect als ik zeg dat ik uit Nederland kom. En nu ben ik gerickrolled door veda
quote:You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: you know what a rickroll is ?
Stranger: yes
You: tell me?
You: ?
Stranger: Rick astley-never gonna give you up
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Hoe groot denk jij dat de kans is dat jij een 'bekende' tegenkomt op die random chat?quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 22:51 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
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Ik weet het nietIk ben bang dat ik bekende tegenkom met mijn stomme openingszinnen haha.
Dat denk je jaquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 22:53 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
al 2 msn's gekregen van meiden![]()
1 braziliaan en een franse meid
quote:You: hi!
Stranger: HII!!
You: wie gehtst
Stranger: super dir?
Stranger: redest du nur mit deutschen?
You: nein danke!
Stranger: du kannst gar kein deutsch oder
Stranger:
Hier ook, een 14-jarige uit Virginiaquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 22:53 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
al 2 msn's gekregen van meiden![]()
1 braziliaan en een franse meid
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: so many brazillians
You: GUTEN TAG
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quote:You: do you know /b/?
Stranger: /b/ ?
Stranger: I don't
You: 4chan?
Stranger: ??
You: it's a website, but a lot of people here came from 4chandon't shock when you go to 4chan.org/b/
Stranger: ok
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quote:You: Bonjour
Stranger: bonjour
Stranger: hihihihihihhihihihihihih
You: Parlais Francais?
Ik snap dat hele 4chan gebeuren niet eens, wat is dat?quote:
quote:You: sure stranger: How's life?
Stranger: Stranger?
Stranger: You're the goddamn stranger
Stranger: Stranger: sure stranger: How's life?
You: No I'm you!
Stranger: NO YOU'RE ME!
You: What the fuck is going on here!
Stranger: Fucking niggers
You: true
You: but I'm not your buddy guy!
Stranger: You make me horny
Stranger: I'm not your guy friend!
You: I'm not your friend buddy
Ik doe ook even mee. Het is uiteraard wel lachen maar wat een enorm sneue idioten heb je toch. Niet een site om nog eens naar terug te keren wat mij betreft.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:23 schreef Luco het volgende:
Nu is de truc natuulijk om een andere Fokker tegen te komen
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
Half bezopen is weggegooid geld.
Ben jij Kees Kankerkachel?quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:40 schreef WasMachinator het volgende:
zit nu te praten met een geile braziliaanse
bridgitte? 17 jaar? rio de janiro?quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:40 schreef WasMachinator het volgende:
zit nu te praten met een geile braziliaanse
quote:You: Hi
You: Where you from?
Stranger: new jersey
Stranger: you?
You: I tell you if you don't disconnect after...
Stranger: ok
You: Dutch
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Kijk hier maarquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:27 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:
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Ik snap dat hele 4chan gebeuren niet eens, wat is dat?
Die had ik ook! Ze kende swap.avi nietquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:40 schreef WasMachinator het volgende:
zit nu te praten met een geile braziliaanse
Omdat ze het kan of omdat ze het moet?quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:47 schreef Luco het volgende:
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Die had ik ook! Ze kende swap.avi niet
Zit nu met iemand uit India te praten. Hindu, vegetarisch, drinkt niet, is 19...
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:40 schreef PierreTT het volgende:
Stranger: diguinho eu sei que ce ta lendo isso aqui... eu queria te falar o seguinte cara: vai si fude. kra tu ta pensando que esse time aqui é o que? empatinga?? kra tu é um bosta encarpado no meio do mato com o cu encrespado de sarna e um rolo de compressor no cu!!! sua bunda ta tao podre que ela vai cair e o chão vai jogar ela de volta pro lugar dela presa ai atrás... vai ficar saindo de noite todo dia?? vai?? blz eu vou ficar postando aqui na comu sempre que isso acontecer pq é o que vc merece cara... ai tu vai chegar no treino e o lucio flavio e o edson vao fica ti zuando de bunda carpada kkkkkkkkk pinto encrustadinho cu sardento.... kkkkkkk pq eles tao lendo essa comu aqui todo dia tb kra....
e triguinho o seguinte: tu e a evoluçao do diguinho entao eu falo tudo isso que disse pra ele em triplo pra vc!!! e olha que aquilo ja e o dobro do que eu disse ontem no colegio pro uniguinho seu bosta verde....
e de lambuja eu vou falar o seguinte: se tu evoluir pra quadriguinho ou ate mesmo quintaguinho eu espero que tua mulher cague em vc.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Dit is de halve vertaling volgens google translate:
Ik dit lukraak na de Hi gepaste... krijg ik in het Spaans de vraag of ik MSN heb en of ik dat wil geven.SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
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You:
Stranger: FUCKKK
Stranger: I'VE GOT RICK ROLLED
You: YAY!
Stranger: NOOOSS
You: ja!!
You: DOOR EEN LIMBURGER!
Stranger: ja met de zachte G!
You: dat is balen eh
Stranger: Behoorlijk
Stranger: Nou ik ga nu zelfmoord plegen
Stranger: later!
You: later
En toen drukte ik per ongeluk op vernieuwenquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:53 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:
Ik heb nu een 19 jarige schotse aan de lijn
Kan niet goed zijnquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:51 schreef Stali het volgende:
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Ik dit lukraak na de Hi gepaste... krijg ik in het Spaans de vraag of ik MSN heb en of ik dat wil geven..
Kan ook een 4channer zijn hequote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:54 schreef FinalReleas het volgende:
Welke fokker zei net:
Its over nine thousand!!!
quote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a vagina.
You: do you know alfred?
Stranger: Office Alfred? Yeah. He's dead.
You: is he dead?
You: noooooo!
You:
Stranger: Died about a year ago. Tragic accident.
You: with a boat or a plane?
Stranger: He commited suicide.
Stranger: Ate too much dick.
You: i have a vagina and a penis by the way
You: terrible!
Stranger: Want to make out?
You: sure sure
You: can you take me to alfred's cemetary?
You: ...
Stranger: Sorry man.
Stranger: It's in Africa.
You: o
You:
Stranger: You're gay.
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quote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have a plan!
Stranger: hi, this is customer service
Stranger: how can i help you?
You: let's go to Berlin
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quote:You: hi!
Stranger: You there!
You: who, me?
Stranger: Yes you!
You: what did I do?
Stranger: What is your name?
Stranger: Speak up now
You: Pirate Pete!
You: and yours?
Stranger: What kind of name is that?
You: You are called: "What kind of name is that?" ?
Stranger: yes
You: ok, hello!
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You:
Stranger: OH SHI-!
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Om te brullenquote:Stranger: hi
You: how are u?
Stranger: been better
Stranger: you?
You: i'm okay
You: you want me to cheer you up a little?
Stranger: could you take a 5'7" 130lbs guy in a fight?
You: of course
You: I just take my gun and pop him down
Stranger: DO IT
You: who ain't strong must be clever
You: not without a valid reason
Stranger: i'm assuming you're a guy?
You: did you ever met a girl who talks the way I just did?
quote:Stranger: It hurts when i pee
You: This is the Personal Credit Help hotline, how can i help you?
Stranger: HUM.. i need some money to buy a car
You: Certainly possible sir, how much do you need?
Stranger: that's the problem: i don't know. but.. 10 thousand box is ok;
You: Certainly a cheap car sir! But how are you going to pay this back? Do you have a decent job?
Stranger: i pimp some girl here in Brasil.
You: Decent enough! You can pay us back in monthly installments, which will be 100 dollars per month for 144 months
Stranger: hum.. ok.. do you want my social security number?
You: yes please! and your credit card number, and the number of your bank account, the name of your bank, your name, your dog's name, your car's name and whether you are gay or not
Stranger: so.. i'm without credit car because Elvis (my dog) ate it.. And i killid him, and now i have a new because the greenpeace want me in jail.. and no, i'm not gay.
Stranger: *have a new name
You: The name of your dog is enough! We tracked your bank account number and the money is being transferred right now!
You: Bank computer: Bzzzzzz.....ping. Money successfully transferred! Have a nice day!
You: Well sir, you just got yourself a new car~!
Stranger: Thnaks!
Stranger: bye!
You: No problem!
You: Goodbye!
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quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:12 schreef Greys het volgende:
Wie wilde er net niet samen the Muppetshow theme zingen?
Was it you, Hara?
Hoe doe je een IP check dan?quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:11 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
kut kut kut kut...
die meid uit frankrijk blijkt best leuk te zijn ..
jaja ip enzo gecheckt..
alleen heb ik de boel bij elkaar gelogen omdat ik er geen flikker van geloofde..
en nu wil ze een foto enzo
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:11 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
kut kut kut kut...
die meid uit frankrijk blijkt best leuk te zijn ..
jaja ip enzo gecheckt..
alleen heb ik de boel bij elkaar gelogen omdat ik er geen flikker van geloofde..
en nu wil ze een foto enzo
quote:Stranger: viviramosmx@hotmail.com
Stranger: see you later cat
Stranger: delicious hot =)
Stranger: i love youu
You: do you think it's really clever to give away your e-mail like that?
Stranger: yes
You: do you know what I can do with that?
Stranger: i dont speak english =/
You: I can trace your ass down to the very street you're living in
Stranger: ual
Stranger: is a hot?? =DD
You: I can get any information you are sending with that e-mail
Stranger: kisses
Stranger: thaanks
You: even trace your banking account
Stranger: LOVE YOUU
You: maybe you should stop talking nonsense
You: at this moment, la guardia civil is coming for you
You: as you are trying to seduce older man to have sex with you
You: this conversation will be forwarded to the local police station in Madrid
Stranger: SORRY
You: and they will use my information I'm giving them to trace you down
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Omdat hij 5k extra belasting moest betalen.. hmm..okquote:Stranger: i'm flogging myself as we speak
Stranger: you have to punish urself, u know?
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quote:You: ook een FOK!er?
Stranger: fok? wat is dat?
You: ken je fok.nl niet
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi ho
Stranger: hoiiiiiiiii
You: where you from?
Stranger: how u doing
Stranger: netherlands
Stranger: and you
You: very good, you?
Stranger: me tooo
Stranger: im tired
You: Why are you tired
Stranger: because i have worked
Stranger: today
You: What kind of job do you have
Stranger: and its 0:18
Stranger: i work in a cafetaria
Stranger: and you
You: Aaah I know what that is
Stranger: where u from
You: A friend of my called it :"friekandelen bakken" or something
You: I'm from Sweden
Stranger: HAHAHAH
Stranger: i knowww
Stranger: i do that hahahah
Stranger: frikandellen bakken hahaha
Stranger: en frietjes
You: frietjes? patat?
Stranger: swedennnn from h&m (L)
Stranger: i love h&m
Stranger: hahahah
You: hehe
Stranger: allebei
Stranger: both, frietjes and patat
You: I just know a few words
Stranger: tell me?
You: euh
You: Poepen is voor manne
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: u know what that means?
Stranger: ahahaha
You: something for men...but I don't know hehe
Stranger: shitting
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Shitting is for men?
You: haha
You: that's true
Stranger: yes hahahaha
You: where in holland do you live?
Stranger: your friend is dutch?
Stranger: whats his name
You: yes
Stranger: i live in den boscj
You: Jan
You: he lives in Amsterdam
Stranger: typical dutch name
You: How do you get to this site?
Stranger: from a forum
Stranger: and you?
You: I've got it from another friend
You: Rick
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Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: \whats with that man
Stranger: rick rolls
Stranger: or something
You: yeah it's from a forum in Sweden, FOK
Stranger: oh aight
You: which forum are you from
Stranger: we have a Fok forum too
Stranger: but imma go
Stranger: bye
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Had m al weggedaanquote:
Dan had ik net dezelfde denk ikquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:27 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
ik had een braziliaan die in slaap is gevallen of zo
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:25 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: i have a loop around my penis,you want unpack it?
You: That would be awesome
You: Ive always wanted to explore my gayside
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quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:49 schreef Maisnon het volgende:
Je moet even dit proberen:
2 vensters openen, en dan wat de ene zegt bij de andere plakken en andersom.
Zodat hun eigenlijk met elkaar praten en jij er tussen zit zonder dat ze het weten.
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:36 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
allemaal brazilianen en frambozen
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hhiii
You: hi random stranger!
Stranger: where u from?
You: Fryslân
You: and u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dat werkt in 99,998% van de gevallen.quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:49 schreef Maisnon het volgende:
Je moet even dit proberen:
2 vensters openen, en dan wat de ene zegt bij de andere plakken en andersom.
Zodat hun eigenlijk met elkaar praten en jij er tussen zit zonder dat ze het weten.
Homoquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:47 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:
Ik spreek nu met een gast uit amsterdam, die had ik het gesprek ervoor ook al maar die ging weg toen hij wist dat ik een kerel was. Kreeg hem gelijk weer en nu ben ik een vrouw en nu ben ik wel interessant hehe
Dat zal dan ook niet snel doodbloedenquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:53 schreef Maisnon het volgende:
of met 3 tegelijk zodat ze net niet op elkaar in kunnen spelen
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:53 schreef Greys het volgende:
Ik had net een heel serieuze uit New England.
Zo serieus dat ik het sneu vond om op disconnect te drukken, ook al was hij oninteressant.
Of was dat een van jullie?
quote:Stranger: ow hey die jongedame achter mij is wakker geworden en wil me een andere realiteit duidelijk maken geloof ik
Stranger: sorry maar dat is voor mij een teken om uit te loggen :-)
You: haha succes ermee!
Stranger: fijne avond nog
k heb iemand uit Engeland, 23, studentquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:53 schreef Greys het volgende:
Ik had net een heel serieuze uit New England.
Zo serieus dat ik het sneu vond om op disconnect te drukken, ook al was hij oninteressant.
Of was dat een van jullie?
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:55 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:
[..]Zeg dan gewoon dat je van je mammie naar bed moet
Zo iemand had ik net, die dat deed.quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:53 schreef Maisnon het volgende:
of met 3 tegelijk zodat ze net niet op elkaar in kunnen spelen
Pliez send piktjur. Ktnxbai!quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:55 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
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k heb iemand uit Engeland, 23, student
Dus een redelijk normaal gesprek kan toch wel.quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:48 schreef Twerk het volgende:
Gister trouwens wel met een relaxe gast uit Ijsland 1,5 uur over Techno zitten praten..
Er bestaan toch nog 'strangers' die voorzichtig omgaan met mijn gevoelensquote:Stranger: dont take this the wrong way kings, but do you wanna dirty talk a bit? :-)
quote:You: hellö
Stranger: hey
You: why are you not asleep?
Stranger: cause i dont want
Stranger: dãr
You: dar?
You: in my language a dar is a male bee
Stranger: wow
Stranger: im brazillian
Stranger: so, im sorry
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Stranger: nicequote:
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:49 schreef Maisnon het volgende:
Je moet even dit proberen:
2 vensters openen, en dan wat de ene zegt bij de andere plakken en andersom.
Zodat hun eigenlijk met elkaar praten en jij er tussen zit zonder dat ze het weten.
Het is meer op toeval gebaseerd.. 9 vd 10 mensen zijn er waarsch. crap.. Maar als je toevallig dezelfde interesse hebt kan het wel meevallen.. Het scheelt ook wel dat mensen een beetje normaal Engels sprekenquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:01 schreef Stali het volgende:
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Dus een redelijk normaal gesprek kan toch wel.
Ik heb met verbazing wat scheldende gekken doorstaan maar de laatste persoon zei echt honger te hebben e.d. Niet zo tof iig.
Ik lurk wel even mee in dit topic. Want het is op zich best geinig natuurlijk..
Vraag hem maareens of hij ook graag naar Servie op vakantie gaatquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:15 schreef Maisnon het volgende:
Ik weet nu wel dat Bosniërs graag naar Kroatië op vakantie gaan! yes
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:16 schreef Twerk het volgende:
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Vraag hem maareens of hij ook graag naar Servie op vakantie gaat
quote:Stranger: hey
Stranger: my name is rick
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ǝpısʇno ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ oƃ <~~~~ figure that out
Viel mij vannacht ook op dat er wel buitensporig veel Brazilianen zijn.quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:17 schreef Flashwin het volgende:
alleen maar brazilianen momenteel lijkt het
wie heeft je dat wijs gemaakt?quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:23 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Ook echt een verschrikkelijk succesvolle site zeg, dat ding was 25 maart pas opgericht
Serieus?quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:23 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Ook echt een verschrikkelijk succesvolle site zeg, dat ding was 25 maart pas opgericht
Wellicht toen al de domeinnaam vastgelegd?quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:26 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
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wie heeft je dat wijs gemaakt?
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Updated: 2008-07-26
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http://omegler.blogspot.com/quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:26 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
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wie heeft je dat wijs gemaakt?
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Updated: 2008-07-26
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De maker ervan is pas 18. Wat een heldquote:
quote:Stranger: I WANT YOUR FLUIDS
You: would you like me to spit you in the face?
Stranger: NO
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Ik denk dat het iemand van 4chan was, want daar spamde iedereen wel vaker van dit soort sites die veel meer gecensored worden en hij zag wss zijn kansquote:
Vannacht waren er ook allemaal van die luie, amerikaanse nerds die net hun nest uitkwamen en nog niks hadden gehoord van die shootingquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:33 schreef stievun1234 het volgende:
Kut Brazilianen, maarja komt door tijdverschil
Welke shooting?quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 01:34 schreef Twerk het volgende:
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Vannacht waren er ook allemaal van die luie, amerikaanse nerds die net hun nest uitkwamen en nog niks hadden gehoord van die shooting
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