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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:46 schreef iBolt het volgende:

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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:53 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:
Ik heb nu een 19 jarige schotse aan de lijn

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You: brazil?
Stranger: NO NOT BRAZIL
Stranger: GO AWAY
Stranger: EAT A BANANA I DUNNO

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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:51 schreef Stali het volgende:

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Ik dit lukraak na de Hi gepaste... krijg ik in het Spaans de vraag of ik MSN heb en of ik dat wil geven. .

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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:54 schreef FinalReleas het volgende:
Welke fokker zei net:

Its over nine thousand!!!

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a vagina.
You: do you know alfred?
Stranger: Office Alfred? Yeah. He's dead.
You: is he dead?
You: noooooo!
You:
Stranger: Died about a year ago. Tragic accident.
You: with a boat or a plane?
Stranger: He commited suicide.
Stranger: Ate too much dick.
You: i have a vagina and a penis by the way
You: terrible!
Stranger: Want to make out?
You: sure sure
You: can you take me to alfred's cemetary?
You: ...
Stranger: Sorry man.
Stranger: It's in Africa.
You: o
You:
Stranger: You're gay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have a plan!
Stranger: hi, this is customer service
Stranger: how can i help you?
You: let's go to Berlin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi!
Stranger: You there!
You: who, me?
Stranger: Yes you!
You: what did I do?
Stranger: What is your name?
Stranger: Speak up now
You: Pirate Pete!
You: and yours?
Stranger: What kind of name is that?
You: You are called: "What kind of name is that?" ?
Stranger: yes
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Stranger: OH SHI-!
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You: hi
You: got weed?
Stranger: ![x+24]
Stranger: oh
Stranger: weed
Stranger: good

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Stranger: hi
You: how are u?
Stranger: been better
Stranger: you?
You: i'm okay
You: you want me to cheer you up a little?

Stranger: could you take a 5'7" 130lbs guy in a fight?
You: of course
You: I just take my gun and pop him down
Stranger: DO IT
You: who ain't strong must be clever
You: not without a valid reason
Stranger: i'm assuming you're a guy?
You: did you ever met a girl who talks the way I just did?

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Stranger: It hurts when i pee
You: This is the Personal Credit Help hotline, how can i help you?
Stranger: HUM.. i need some money to buy a car
You: Certainly possible sir, how much do you need?
Stranger: that's the problem: i don't know. but.. 10 thousand box is ok;
You: Certainly a cheap car sir! But how are you going to pay this back? Do you have a decent job?
Stranger: i pimp some girl here in Brasil.
You: Decent enough! You can pay us back in monthly installments, which will be 100 dollars per month for 144 months
Stranger: hum.. ok.. do you want my social security number?
You: yes please! and your credit card number, and the number of your bank account, the name of your bank, your name, your dog's name, your car's name and whether you are gay or not
Stranger: so.. i'm without credit car because Elvis (my dog) ate it.. And i killid him, and now i have a new because the greenpeace want me in jail.. and no, i'm not gay.
Stranger: *have a new name
You: The name of your dog is enough! We tracked your bank account number and the money is being transferred right now!
You: Bank computer: Bzzzzzz.....ping. Money successfully transferred! Have a nice day!
You: Well sir, you just got yourself a new car~!
Stranger: Thnaks!
Stranger: bye!
You: No problem!
You: Goodbye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:12 schreef Greys het volgende:
Wie wilde er net niet samen the Muppetshow theme zingen?
Was it you, Hara?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:11 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
kut kut kut kut...
die meid uit frankrijk blijkt best leuk te zijn ..
jaja ip enzo gecheckt..
alleen heb ik de boel bij elkaar gelogen omdat ik er geen flikker van geloofde..

en nu wil ze een foto enzo

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:11 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
kut kut kut kut...
die meid uit frankrijk blijkt best leuk te zijn ..
jaja ip enzo gecheckt..
alleen heb ik de boel bij elkaar gelogen omdat ik er geen flikker van geloofde..

en nu wil ze een foto enzo

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:14 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:

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Hoe doe je een IP check dan?