En toen drukte ik per ongeluk op vernieuwenquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:53 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:
Ik heb nu een 19 jarige schotse aan de lijn
Kan niet goed zijnquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:51 schreef Stali het volgende:
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Ik dit lukraak na de Hi gepaste... krijg ik in het Spaans de vraag of ik MSN heb en of ik dat wil geven..
Kan ook een 4channer zijn hequote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 23:54 schreef FinalReleas het volgende:
Welke fokker zei net:
Its over nine thousand!!!
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a vagina.
You: do you know alfred?
Stranger: Office Alfred? Yeah. He's dead.
You: is he dead?
You: noooooo!
You:
Stranger: Died about a year ago. Tragic accident.
You: with a boat or a plane?
Stranger: He commited suicide.
Stranger: Ate too much dick.
You: i have a vagina and a penis by the way
You: terrible!
Stranger: Want to make out?
You: sure sure
You: can you take me to alfred's cemetary?
You: ...
Stranger: Sorry man.
Stranger: It's in Africa.
You: o
You:
Stranger: You're gay.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have a plan!
Stranger: hi, this is customer service
Stranger: how can i help you?
You: let's go to Berlin
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quote:You: hi!
Stranger: You there!
You: who, me?
Stranger: Yes you!
You: what did I do?
Stranger: What is your name?
Stranger: Speak up now
You: Pirate Pete!
You: and yours?
Stranger: What kind of name is that?
You: You are called: "What kind of name is that?" ?
Stranger: yes
You: ok, hello!
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You:
Stranger: OH SHI-!
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Om te brullenquote:Stranger: hi
You: how are u?
Stranger: been better
Stranger: you?
You: i'm okay
You: you want me to cheer you up a little?
Stranger: could you take a 5'7" 130lbs guy in a fight?
You: of course
You: I just take my gun and pop him down
Stranger: DO IT
You: who ain't strong must be clever
You: not without a valid reason
Stranger: i'm assuming you're a guy?
You: did you ever met a girl who talks the way I just did?
quote:Stranger: It hurts when i pee
You: This is the Personal Credit Help hotline, how can i help you?
Stranger: HUM.. i need some money to buy a car
You: Certainly possible sir, how much do you need?
Stranger: that's the problem: i don't know. but.. 10 thousand box is ok;
You: Certainly a cheap car sir! But how are you going to pay this back? Do you have a decent job?
Stranger: i pimp some girl here in Brasil.
You: Decent enough! You can pay us back in monthly installments, which will be 100 dollars per month for 144 months
Stranger: hum.. ok.. do you want my social security number?
You: yes please! and your credit card number, and the number of your bank account, the name of your bank, your name, your dog's name, your car's name and whether you are gay or not
Stranger: so.. i'm without credit car because Elvis (my dog) ate it.. And i killid him, and now i have a new because the greenpeace want me in jail.. and no, i'm not gay.
Stranger: *have a new name
You: The name of your dog is enough! We tracked your bank account number and the money is being transferred right now!
You: Bank computer: Bzzzzzz.....ping. Money successfully transferred! Have a nice day!
You: Well sir, you just got yourself a new car~!
Stranger: Thnaks!
Stranger: bye!
You: No problem!
You: Goodbye!
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quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:12 schreef Greys het volgende:
Wie wilde er net niet samen the Muppetshow theme zingen?
Was it you, Hara?
Hoe doe je een IP check dan?quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:11 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
kut kut kut kut...
die meid uit frankrijk blijkt best leuk te zijn ..
jaja ip enzo gecheckt..
alleen heb ik de boel bij elkaar gelogen omdat ik er geen flikker van geloofde..
en nu wil ze een foto enzo
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:11 schreef mr.Boon het volgende:
kut kut kut kut...
die meid uit frankrijk blijkt best leuk te zijn ..
jaja ip enzo gecheckt..
alleen heb ik de boel bij elkaar gelogen omdat ik er geen flikker van geloofde..
en nu wil ze een foto enzo
quote:Stranger: viviramosmx@hotmail.com
Stranger: see you later cat
Stranger: delicious hot =)
Stranger: i love youu
You: do you think it's really clever to give away your e-mail like that?
Stranger: yes
You: do you know what I can do with that?
Stranger: i dont speak english =/
You: I can trace your ass down to the very street you're living in
Stranger: ual
Stranger: is a hot?? =DD
You: I can get any information you are sending with that e-mail
Stranger: kisses
Stranger: thaanks
You: even trace your banking account
Stranger: LOVE YOUU
You: maybe you should stop talking nonsense
You: at this moment, la guardia civil is coming for you
You: as you are trying to seduce older man to have sex with you
You: this conversation will be forwarded to the local police station in Madrid
Stranger: SORRY
You: and they will use my information I'm giving them to trace you down
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Omdat hij 5k extra belasting moest betalen.. hmm..okquote:Stranger: i'm flogging myself as we speak
Stranger: you have to punish urself, u know?
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quote:You: ook een FOK!er?
Stranger: fok? wat is dat?
You: ken je fok.nl niet
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi ho
Stranger: hoiiiiiiiii
You: where you from?
Stranger: how u doing
Stranger: netherlands
Stranger: and you
You: very good, you?
Stranger: me tooo
Stranger: im tired
You: Why are you tired
Stranger: because i have worked
Stranger: today
You: What kind of job do you have
Stranger: and its 0:18
Stranger: i work in a cafetaria
Stranger: and you
You: Aaah I know what that is
Stranger: where u from
You: A friend of my called it :"friekandelen bakken" or something
You: I'm from Sweden
Stranger: HAHAHAH
Stranger: i knowww
Stranger: i do that hahahah
Stranger: frikandellen bakken hahaha
Stranger: en frietjes
You: frietjes? patat?
Stranger: swedennnn from h&m (L)
Stranger: i love h&m
Stranger: hahahah
You: hehe
Stranger: allebei
Stranger: both, frietjes and patat
You: I just know a few words
Stranger: tell me?
You: euh
You: Poepen is voor manne
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: u know what that means?
Stranger: ahahaha
You: something for men...but I don't know hehe
Stranger: shitting
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Shitting is for men?
You: haha
You: that's true
Stranger: yes hahahaha
You: where in holland do you live?
Stranger: your friend is dutch?
Stranger: whats his name
You: yes
Stranger: i live in den boscj
You: Jan
You: he lives in Amsterdam
Stranger: typical dutch name
You: How do you get to this site?
Stranger: from a forum
Stranger: and you?
You: I've got it from another friend
You: Rick
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Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: \whats with that man
Stranger: rick rolls
Stranger: or something
You: yeah it's from a forum in Sweden, FOK
Stranger: oh aight
You: which forum are you from
Stranger: we have a Fok forum too
Stranger: but imma go
Stranger: bye
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Had m al weggedaanquote:
Dan had ik net dezelfde denk ikquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:27 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
ik had een braziliaan die in slaap is gevallen of zo
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 00:25 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: i have a loop around my penis,you want unpack it?
You: That would be awesome
You: Ive always wanted to explore my gayside
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