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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
You: This is very funny!
Stranger: yeah
You: Lol
Stranger: you masturbate to stay warm?
You: These people are Paupers
You: You to
Stranger: paupers?
You: Yeah
You: These people are Paupers
Stranger: writers here
?
You: Have you got phone
Stranger: yes
You: Cool! Call somebody, just type an random nummer!
Stranger: why
You: I did that often in the 80, wen there was NO internet
Stranger: but it costs
You: Yeah, jou do the same thing as we are doing now!
You: Veryfunny!
Stranger: but in the 60 we did go to random houses
Stranger: it was cool
You: That nice to! Mybe after them calls you can do it again
You: You never know
Stranger: you should try that
You: i did
You: it worked 4 me
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
Stranger: but how are yuo
You: fine, thank you! How are you?
Stranger: fine too
You: that's nice!
Stranger: u are from?
You: both are we fine then
You: The Netherlands, and you are from!?
Stranger: from finland
Stranger: another from netherlands
You: Oh, oke
You: Huh!?
You: How do you mean?
Stranger: lots of people from netherlands here
You: I still havend met any Dutch people on here, mostly they come from Brazil
Stranger: thats right too
You: These people are Paupers
You: Oddballs
You: Freaks
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
quote:Stranger: heya, stranger!
You: Love you!
Stranger: long time?
You: owh yeah
Stranger: how long?
You: wanted to tell you a long time but i couldn.t
You: since christmas
Stranger: shame. you know. i had a crush on you since highschool
Stranger: but i never could get the guts to do something about it
You: You are making a joke
Stranger: no, its true
Stranger: i thought if i dated other girls, i'd forget about you, but it never happenned
You: i had a lot of dreams having sex with you
You: i liked it
Stranger: i think about you every time i make love to my wife
Stranger: i call your name when im with her sometimes... she thinks its a cute nickname
You: maybe we can have dinner
Stranger: i wish i could just leave her so i could be with you, but her father will never let me get a divorce
You: maybe the feelings will come back.
Stranger: unless, of course, she were to have an 'accident'
You: yeah that is a good idea!
Stranger: i know just the thing! i'll lace her vodka with rat poison!
You: that sounds great!
Stranger: your love will give me strength! meet me in the train station tomorrow at 5, we'll run away to Mexico together!
You: I'm looking forward to it
You: see you tomorow
Stranger: goodbye, my love!
Was jij die Nederlander of zei je niets terugquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:22 schreef NatteBever het volgende:
Welke nerd rickrollde me van FOK.nl en ging daarna meteen weg???
Ik zei juist meteen: Ik ben van FOK!quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:28 schreef yosander het volgende:
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Was jij die Nederlander of zei je niets terug?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: how old are u
You: where are u from?
You: 61
You: i mean 16
Stranger: okay.....
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 13
You: where are u from?
Stranger: ass.....you?
You: vagina
Stranger: nice plase!!!!!!!!
You: hehe yeah...
Stranger: where is vagina
You:
Ooh, ik vroeg: "toch niet van FOK! he?" en die Nederlander antwoordde dat 'ie niet van FOK! wasquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:31 schreef NatteBever het volgende:
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Ik zei juist meteen: Ik ben van FOK!
Maar dat werd compleet genegeerd
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:25 schreef Twerk het volgende:
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We zijn niet allemaal autisten die in 1998 al alle features van ICQ hadden nageplozen..
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:42 schreef cptmarco het volgende:
wat betekent "HYI KUOLE HUORA KUOLE JA MUN HAAVAT UMPEE NUOLE", moet fins zijn...
quote:Vertaling: Fins (automatisch herkend) » Nederlands
HYI KUOLE HUORA KUOLE JA MUN HAAVAT UMPEE NUOLE
No way onsterfelijk onsterfelijke HOER EN Mun wond UMPEE NUOLE
quote:Stranger: you motherfucker
You: no i fuck my father
Stranger: pervo
Stranger::D:D
Stranger: sick people
You: is it, who do you fuck?
Stranger: mad world
Stranger: fuck me and my mother
Stranger: my friends
You: are you nice and cuddly?
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i
Stranger: am
You: how cuddly
Stranger: are you
Stranger: veryvery
Stranger: and also sexy
You: what is sexy...
Stranger: I AM
Stranger: are you
You: as sexy as your father
Stranger: uujee! so you are really sexy
You: you like your father...
Stranger: yes i do
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You have just been rickrolled by muay-toy from FOK.nl
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
En de stranger ging weer weg.quote:You: Hi
Stranger: moi
You: Are you from Groningen ?
You: Kom je uit Groningen ?
Stranger: yes
quote:Stranger: dutch?
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You: ja
You: Fok?
Stranger: WOEHOEE
Stranger: je bent nederlands
Stranger: WUHAHAHAH XD
Stranger: wat een lol
You: hi-la-risch
Stranger: Jaa
Stranger: =D
You: jij bent een Fokker?
Stranger: ben je van Kindertent?
You: ja
Stranger: NIET
Stranger: NEEEEE
You: wellus
Stranger: ik ben yay
Stranger: jij?
You: gay?
Stranger: je bent niet eens van knt
You: echt wel
You: hoe oud ben je?
Stranger: wat is ej accountnaaam dan?
Stranger: je*
You: Dat mag ik niet zeggen van papa
Stranger: jij bent een mongool
Stranger: nee sorry
You: down syndroom
You:
Stranger: o sorry
Stranger: nniet dat ik je geloof
You: leuk hoor
Stranger: hoe oud ben je?
You: ik vroeg jou eerder
Stranger: 13
Stranger: nu jij
You: ik ben 59
You: wat heb je aan?
Stranger: mongooool
Stranger: mongggoooooooooooooool
You: heb jij een mongool aan?
You: rrrrrrrr
Stranger: ik zit op atheneum en praat niet met mongolen
Stranger: daaaag
You: mag ik je msn?
Stranger: =D
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: !
You: telefoon nummer?
Stranger: jij bent echt gestoord
Stranger: doei
You: asjeblieft?
Stranger: hou toch je bek
You: Ik wil ook op tv
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De rest ging over Gomes en Psv....quote:Stranger: hi
You: Helloooooooo AMERICA
Stranger: america
Stranger: no no
You: where you from?
Stranger: Nipon
Stranger: and u?
You: Where is Nipon?
Stranger: Japan
Stranger: Japan = Nipon
You: aaaaah
You: I'm from The Netherlands
Stranger: cool
You: Does the red dot on your flag means something? A girl and her period?
Stranger: Van der Sar!
You: Ajax
You: yes
Stranger: no.. means blood
You: aaah, blood from a girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: of warriors
Stranger: Mao Tse Tsung
You: Aah yes we know them in The Netherlands, that's number 48c on the menu
Stranger: yeah!
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine, you?
You: great
You: whare are ou from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and you?
You: i am from gelderland
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i'm 16
Stranger: you?
You: 17
You: male or female?
Stranger: female. and you?
You: i am male
You: are you hot?:P
Stranger: yes pretty much
Stranger: hahaha kidding
You: i like it if a girl is hot
You: and are you going to scool?
Stranger: yepp...
Stranger: and you?
You: what kind of scool?
You: me to
Stranger: high school
Stranger: you?
You: cool
You: vwo its olmost the same but the system of gelderland
You: and what do you they to find here?
You: a boyfriend?:P
Stranger: could be.. hahaha
You: what kind of boys do you like?
You: hello are you still here?
Stranger: yeaa sorry..
You: wb
You: no anser?
Stranger: well idk yet... hhhahaha
You: idk whats that?
Stranger: i dont know
You: did you have boyfriends?
Stranger: yes, 2
You: and what kind of guys ware that?
You: do i bore you?
Stranger: funny, kind, outgoing.. hahaha
Stranger: noo its because i am on my msn
You: owww i have msn to
Stranger: and there is a lot of people talking .. hahaha
Stranger: can you send me yours ?
You: vut everyboddy is a sleep over here
You: you send yours
Stranger: ohh yea? how cool
Stranger: noo send me yours
You: no becous then i see my msn on fok.nl or not?
Stranger: no
You: then you can give me yours
You:
Stranger: XXXXX@hotmail.com
Stranger: add?
You: i bissy:P
You: do u see me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you online?
You: yes but you are not
Stranger: yes i amm
Ik vermaak me zo met dit nutteloze gedoequote:You: *burp*
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: i like burping
Stranger: do you?
You: I like beer
Stranger: it's my hobby
Stranger: i like beer to
You: It's my life
Stranger: heineken ftw
You: no man, Warsteiner
Stranger: heineken!!!! or hertog jan
You: Where you from
Stranger: i'm from holland ofcourse!
Stranger: you?
You: I'm from the land GOD
You: he is só cool
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hoe kom je erbij?quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 20:43 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:
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Ik vermaak me zo met dit nutteloze gedoe
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You: boe
Stranger: moe
Stranger: hoe
You: wat?
You: waar?
Stranger: wut.
Stranger: war?
You: wie?
Stranger: woe?
You: wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: weeeeeeeeee
You: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: klein klein kleutertje
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quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yooo
Stranger: you are my edward.
You: I can do that if you want
You: cash or creditcard?
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Ik zit er nog steeds op hoor, no problemoquote:
Ow nog maar een keer proberen dan..quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 21:48 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:
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Ik zit er nog steeds op hoor, no problemo
quote:Stranger: i like cake
Stranger: its my FAVORITE
Stranger: do you have cake?
You: we do have cake here in the Netherlands
Stranger: NO FUCKIN WAY!!!
Stranger: GTFO
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: Where you from
Stranger: hamburrg germany
You: Aaah the land of Hitler and friends
Stranger: u ?
Stranger: NO
You: Jerusalem
Stranger: ^^
You: Thanks for the best years of my grandfathers live.....
Stranger: ^^
You: Do you want to say sorry to me?
Stranger: I AM NOT A NAZI!!!
You: That's what they all say
Stranger: Its wrong
You: say sorry
Stranger: i ?
You: yes
You: well?
Stranger: what i should do i'm 15 and no nazi !
You: Just...say....sorry
You: and I can go further with my live
Stranger: sry
You: ok no problem
Stranger: ^^
You: HSV 1-0 he
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