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het concept is geniaal. Je klikt op 'chat' en je word verbonden met een stranger. En dan maar gewoon praten!

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[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door zomgmoz op 04-04-2009 00:57:32 ]
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offline.
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 00:52 schreef Mindstate het volgende:
offline.
nee je moet even wachten.. de homepage laadt traag, maar de chatroom is snel
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 01:04:13 #4
224532 Taxidude
Waar wil jij heen?
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geniaal
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Ik moest lachen om dat gesprek met duits
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Werkt niet.
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Werkt. Maar natuurlijk wel zodra ze om een naam vragen Henk de Jaeger invullen.
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:05 schreef Edwinuss het volgende:
Werkt niet.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 01:09:37 #9
243159 Lundegaard
You're darned tootin'
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Ik denk eerlijk gezegd niet dat ik me ooit zo ontzettend ga vervelen, dat ik dan maar met een complete stranger wil gaan chatten..
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Werkt wel

Wat een kut idee zeg, halfdood gesprek met een Fransman gehad net.

Zie de lol er niet echt van in.
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scheldp artijen
Op zondag 9 augustus 2009 00:52 schreef yvonne het volgende:
@remake zet je jezelf er even bij op je banlijstje?
Op zondag 9 augustus 2009 00:53 schreef Remake het volgende:
Nee.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: O_O
You: tits
You:
Stranger: i agree


Dikke site
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:09 schreef Lundegaard het volgende:
Ik denk eerlijk gezegd niet dat ik me ooit zo ontzettend ga vervelen, dat ik dan maar met een complete stranger wil gaan chatten..
En toch zit je op FOK! .....
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 01:29:11 #14
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WTF!?! Ze willen daar ook allemaal weten waar je vandaan komt!..

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....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
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Doet me denken aan het oude IRC
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 01:32:07 #16
68638 Zwansen
He is so good it is scary...
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You: Hi
Stranger: Fuck my life
Stranger: I hate you
You: gg
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Elke keer als ik met een grappig gesprek bezig ben komt er Connection imploded te staan. En dat gebeurt nooit bij de saaie lui.
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:29 schreef Tism het volgende:
WTF!?! Ze willen daar ook allemaal weten waar je vandaan komt!..

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Dat lijkt me toch ook een logische eerste vraag.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 01:32:54 #19
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Please, don't ask me where i'm from, oke!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

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....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 01:32:58 #20
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where u from?
You: wow!
You: your the first one who doesn't say Hi
You: hehe
Stranger:
You: I make it a sport just to say very un-interesting Hi's
Stranger: :p
Stranger: where u from then?
You: the Netherlands
You: how about you?
Stranger: hee ik ookXD
Stranger: WAHAHAH
Stranger: xD
You have disconnected.
Hopeloos
O_o o_O O_O °_O °_° O_°
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Zeg je dat je uit Nederland komt, krijg je dit

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I hate relatives in my house
Stranger: They're so boring
You: i hate relatives in your house too
You: yuck
Stranger: I can't take it anynmore
Stranger: I wanna drive them out right nowwww
You: you have a gun?
Stranger: No, but in this moment, I'd like
You: well
You: there's other ways
You: you could like
Stranger: I'll kill them with one knife.
You: cut off their heads and switch them
You: and make pics and put it on myspace
Stranger: oh
Stranger: That's to bad
You: why
Stranger: But I'd like to do it with your mother
Stranger: That fuckin bitch
Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 01:39:32 #24
65837 cerror
ik kom af en toe
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Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:39 schreef cerror het volgende:
Omegle
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 01:45:16 #26
83128 Sandertje21
Ben er even niet.
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Grappig!
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Ligt die site er nu uit?
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Ja
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En hij is weer up
  Moderator / Redactie FP zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 02:12:44 #31
90910 crew  Drizzt_DoUrden
Rawr
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Hier doet ie het
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You: wazzzaaaa
Stranger: lol hi
You: something different than a boring hi, hehe
Stranger: ur gay go suck a penis
[b]Dingen doen met dingen, da's machtig mooi
Twitch: <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/drizzt_dourden" target="_blank" rel="nofollow norererer noopener" >https://www.twitch.tv/drizzt_dourden</a>[/b]
  FOK!fotograaf zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 02:17:46 #32
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doet het niet
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grappig
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction.
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Ik ga net zo lang chatten totdat ik een FOK!ker tegenkom!
I HATE MUSIC
  FOK!fotograaf zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 02:28:38 #35
145146 Andyy
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nu wel
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:28 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
Ik ga net zo lang chatten totdat ik een FOK!ker tegenkom!
Dat kan lang duren hoor. Ik denk dat er nu hooguit 5 aanwezig zijn...
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Ik ben er nu
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction.
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Wat een oversekste randdebielen daar
  FOK!fotograaf zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 02:36:16 #39
145146 Andyy
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:32 schreef Seam het volgende:
Ik ben er nu
ik ook
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Ik ga vanaf nu alleen maar Nederlands praten
I HATE MUSIC
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Beetje lamme gesprekken eigenlijk
En komt iedereen uit Brazilie ofzo
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 02:39:29 #42
156695 Tism
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:38 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
Ik ga vanaf nu alleen maar Nederlands praten
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ga ik ook eens proberen!..
....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
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Misschien komen we elkaar tegen.
I HATE MUSIC
  FOK!fotograaf zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 02:40:19 #44
145146 Andyy
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:39 schreef Tism het volgende:

[..]

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ga ik ook eens proberen!..
ik ook dan maar
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Ik ga ook NL praten
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction.
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You: hoi
Stranger: ONE DAY I CAME HOME
Stranger: AT LUNCH TIME
Stranger: AND HEARD A FUNNY NOISE
You: YEAH
You: WHAT WAS IT
Stranger: A FLUX CAPACITOR
Stranger: I WENT TO THE YEAR 3000
You: HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
Stranger: YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER IS DOING FINE.
Stranger: I SAW EVERYONE
Stranger: BOY BANDS
Stranger: AND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: AND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: ANNND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: WE FLOAT AROUND IN A TIME MACHINE LIKE ONE IN THE FILMS WE'VE SEEN
Stranger: NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED, BUT THEY LIVE UNDERWATER
You: WAS IT A DELOREAN
You: THE TIME MACHINE
Stranger: NO, IT WAS A FLUX CAPACITOR, OKAY?
You: HOW CAN PEOPLE BREATHE UNDERWATER
Stranger: DO YOU NOT LISTEN?
Stranger: WE ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY!
You: I AM SORRY
Wtf?
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Ik had echt een leuk gesprek met een Amerikaans meisje net.

(hoop ik)
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:50 schreef IHVK het volgende:
Ik had echt een leuk gesprek met een Amerikaans meisje net.

(hoop ik)
Dat was ik
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction.
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-weg, spam-

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  FOK!fotograaf zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 02:52:00 #50
145146 Andyy
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een serieus gesprek met een Amerikaan over wapens en cannabis
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:51 schreef Seam het volgende:

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Dat was ik
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Ik had net een cool gesprek met een Amerikaan die chips maakte voor de Wii.
I HATE MUSIC
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Stranger: rofl
Stranger: funny ppl on here
You: hi
Stranger: hiya
Stranger:
You: do you ship?
Stranger: ship what>
You: to the Netherlands
Stranger: nah
Stranger: dont at all
Stranger:
You: no ship?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: bike
You: yes bike
You: i want a bike
Stranger: push bike
You: but you don't ship to the Netherlands?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: peronally
You: why not
Stranger: cos im bad
Stranger:
You: you are terrible!!
You: becuz you don't ship
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Stranger: OH HAI
You: HI
Stranger: please say yo uknow what /b/ is.
You: 4CHAN
You: LOLLERZ
I HATE MUSIC
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I HATE MUSIC
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Veel Brazilianen daar trouwens!
  FOK!fotograaf zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 03:03:15 #57
145146 Andyy
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toch wel een lang gesprek net met een Amerikaan
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:02 schreef RacerDKB het volgende:
Veel Brazilianen daar trouwens!
viel mij ook al op .. volgens mij komt dat dr 4chan
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction.
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ONZ was eerder
Omegle
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 03:05:08 #60
237059 Twerk
The Spurs
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Geniaal
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phatte shit
Extremistisch gematigd.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 03:10:16 #62
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Tof gesprek met Australisch meisje, heb dr op facebook
O_o o_O O_O °_O °_° O_°
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ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkankerkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort
I HATE MUSIC
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 03:32:35 #65
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The Spurs
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkankerkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort
Holy shit.
The poet presents the imagination with images from life and human characters and situations, sets them all in motion and leaves it to the beholder to let these images take his thoughts as far as his mental powers will permit.
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkankerkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort
Ja echt mainstream Hollands inderdaad.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 03:34:46 #67
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Eerst al de Toppers die ons land gaan vertegenwoordigen en dan heb je achter de schermen ook nog van die chicks die Kees Kankerkachel uit naam van NEderland promoten...
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wassup dude
Stranger: sup
Stranger: are you black?
You: i am very pleased to say
You: that i'm not
You: you?
Stranger: i am
Om aan te geven hoe hoog Erdogan het moederschap acht, gaf hij een voorbeeld uit de praktijk. ''Ik kuste wel eens de voeten van mijn moeder omdat ze naar het paradijs roken. Zij wierp me dan een zedige blik toe en huilde soms.''
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Wat een baggersite:
Die brazilianen hebben het alleen maar over voetbal.
Die amerikanen hebben het alleen maar over amsterdam&sex.
Het percentage man/vrouw is 90/10

Maar het is toch wel grappig
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 04:00:48 #70
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:49 schreef Rapaille het volgende:
Wat een baggersite:
Die brazilianen hebben het alleen maar over voetbal.
Die amerikanen hebben het alleen maar over amsterdam&sex.
Het percentage man/vrouw is 90/10

Maar het is toch wel grappig
Mjah, maar je kunt wel leuke chicks tegen komen hoor
O_o o_O O_O °_O °_° O_°
  Forum Admin zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 04:01:42 #71
232445 crew  Specularium
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:42 schreef bijdehand het volgende:

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  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 04:19:27 #72
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:00 schreef Euc- het volgende:

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Mjah, maar je kunt wel leuke chicks tegen komen hoor
refraise that:
quote:
Stranger: oh wow.
Stranger: yea..
Stranger: our government supplies us with drugs, then puts us in jail for it
Stranger:
You: hmm, that one I didn't hear before
Stranger: yep.
You: so how does that work
Stranger: the US government is actually responsible for about 40% of cocaine that comes into america
Wel een gigantisch lekker wijf, maar heeft met dr 22 jaar al in de bak gezeten, een dochtertje van 2 en wilt het leger in om te vechten
O_o o_O O_O °_O °_° O_°
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:19 schreef Euc- het volgende:

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refraise that:
[..]

Wel een gigantisch lekker wijf, maar heeft met dr 22 jaar al in de bak gezeten, een dochtertje van 2 en wilt het leger in om te vechten
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 04:23:57 #74
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HAha een amerikaanse dude die blijkbaar net wakker was en nog niks had meegekregen van die shootings.. terwijl hij er 100 km vandaan blijkt te wonen lolol
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Stranger: wait what shootings?
Stranger: i must have missed that i just woke up :p
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 'sup.
You: hi ramdom stranger
Stranger: Hello.
You: tell me something about yourself
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: I like lolicon.
You: why would you want to know taht
You: wat is lolicon?
Stranger: Never mind.
Stranger: You don't want to know.
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Stranger: fucking a
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 04:31:53 #76
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Moest het ff delen:

Stranger: 14
You: lol
You: that's young
Stranger: hey! i have pubic hair now so shut it!
You:
You: go play in the garden
You have disconnected.
O_o o_O O_O °_O °_° O_°
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Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: cool
Stranger: have any nude photos?
You: do you?
Stranger: no
You: awh
You: to bad
You: i was hoping to get horny
Stranger: well i do have a big dick
You: hmm you know what id like to do with that dick of yours?
Stranger: it's nice and thick
Stranger: what's that?
You: id like to rub it
You: squeeze it a little bit
Stranger: i like the sound of that
Stranger: keep going
You: squeeze it a little harder
Stranger: don't pop it
You: can i tie you on the bed?
Stranger: yeah
You: damn right i can
Stranger: now what are you going to do?
You: you are tied to the bed now
You: now im putting an apple in your mouth
You: you cant speak
Stranger: sounds tasty
You: dont bite
Stranger: i won't
You: its my only apple
Stranger: sorry if i drool on it
Stranger: keep going
You: thats ok
You: you can drool
You: you know what id really like to do
Stranger: what?
You: leave you tied to the bed
You: with an apple in ur mouth
Stranger: and just walk away?
You: and go to the kitchen
You: and im getting all kinds of food
You: like whipped cream
Stranger: tasty
You: and strawberries
Stranger: even better
You: and im getting my dollhouse too
Stranger: ok?
You: you can hear im boiling water
Stranger: are you going to make pasta?
Stranger: i love pasta
You: you are going to be my teaparty table
Stranger: sounds fun
You: yea you like that dont you
Stranger: but i use my incredibly strong arms to bust out of the ropes
You: so im putting all of my dolls next to you
You: no you cant
Stranger: too late
Stranger: i even broke your bed too
You: i have used barbed wire to tie you with
You: so your bleeding like a pig now
You: WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING ON MY BED MISTER!?
Stranger: i've spent many summers at the beach, so my skin is as tough as leather
Stranger: i'm not bleeding
You: QUIET
You: you still have an apple in your mouth
Stranger: i stepped on a bottle of ketchup
Stranger: and i ate your only apple
Stranger: and it was tasty
You: i guess you are in some big troubles mister
Stranger: now i ripping off your dolls' clothes
You: i think some boiling water will cool you down
Stranger: i'm going to make love to them
You: hows that
You: all that boiling water in ur nostrils
You: yeah sniff it baby
Stranger: the boiling water makes me turn green
You: you know i like it
Stranger: and giant
Stranger: my shirt rips off
You: no its nylon
You: its melting to your skin
Stranger: i start breaking things in your house
You: i grab a fire extinguisher
Stranger: i grab a doll
You: i hit you the face
Stranger: and shove it down my pants
Stranger: the hit only makes me hornier
You: thats my doll you sick fuck!
You: thats Suzie
Stranger: i start humping the doll
You: SHE MADE YOU A COOKIE FFS
Stranger: "oh suzie, you feel so good!"
You: im putting you on the naughty list
Stranger: i cum and the doll fills up quickly
You: could you please leave mister
You: i dont want you in my house anymore
Stranger: i'm still cumming
Stranger: the room begins to flood with my cum
You: i dont think Patrick Swayze will approve of this
You: please go away now
Stranger: i grab you and swim you to safety
Stranger: but i just rescued you
You: no i drank it all up with my cumguzzlingabilities
Stranger: oh hawt
Stranger: my boner gets even larger
You: i have boots of the slut which give me +15 cumdrinking
Stranger: i cast cock of the infinite
Extremistisch gematigd.
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You: lol
Stranger: LOL!
You: lmao
Stranger: LMMFAO!
You: omggggg
Stranger: OMGNW!
You: OMGWTFBBQ
Stranger: yeah, you win.
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  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 05:04:04 #79
237059 Twerk
The Spurs
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Stranger: Barf.
You: buuuuuuuuu
Stranger: Blargle.
You: wuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: Bloop Blarp Bleep Fweeb
You: Do you know B100?
Stranger: The only thing I know is that reality sucks. Because it exists.
You: You have always bad luck
Stranger: Only with technology. I've made a battery explode by sneezing on it.

The poet presents the imagination with images from life and human characters and situations, sets them all in motion and leaves it to the beholder to let these images take his thoughts as far as his mental powers will permit.
pi_67697641
Stranger: hi *_*
You: hi O_O
Stranger: your eyes are bigger than me
You: yeah
Stranger: are you one of those black people with typhoid?
You: yours are starry shaped though
Stranger: i kno
Stranger: it's called astigmatism
Stranger: i'm gonna LASIK the christ out of em

  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 05:17:17 #81
237059 Twerk
The Spurs
pi_67697650
Stranger: Your daughter, she came in my yard and SHE KICK MY DOG! Why?
Stranger: now it needs operation. Why did she do it?
You: I think she was happy to see Pluto again..
Stranger: Don't you change the subject you fucking guy. Why did she do it!?
You: She was happy
You: to see your dog
You: so she kicked him
Stranger: your lying to me!
You: no
Stranger: She kick my dog, and now I'm going to rape her..
You: your dog?
Stranger: and your daughter
You: i dont have a daughter '
You: stupid cunt
You: so enjoy raping your dog

The poet presents the imagination with images from life and human characters and situations, sets them all in motion and leaves it to the beholder to let these images take his thoughts as far as his mental powers will permit.
pi_67697652
Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: i'm looking for some advice
You: ok
You: whats the problem
Stranger: well i play soccer
Stranger: and i think it makes my legs too big
Stranger: how could i lose some size?
Stranger: without it impacting how i play?
You: i was gonna say chop a little off
You: but that would impact how you play.
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: haha i'm actually serious :p


leuke site
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 05:20:46 #83
237059 Twerk
The Spurs
pi_67697654
Nogal ja.
The poet presents the imagination with images from life and human characters and situations, sets them all in motion and leaves it to the beholder to let these images take his thoughts as far as his mental powers will permit.
  Boks-Chick zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 07:42:50 #84
118131 BrandX
BoksChick & CoffeeAddict
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quote:
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Stranger: say
You: hi
Stranger: do you kow the difference between a jew and a pizza?
You: lol
You: no tell me
Stranger: THE PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM IN THE OVEN
Stranger: HOHOHOHO
You: omfg
You: rofl
Stranger: do you know how many jews you can fit in a volkswagon?
You: tell me
Stranger: 2 in the front
Stranger: 3 in the back
Stranger: 150 IN THE ASHTRAY
Stranger: HOHOHOHO
You:
lolwut
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quote:
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You: hi
Stranger: hai
You: where are u from?
Stranger: kentucky
You: I Holland
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: k
You: *waaaaaaat* where are my wooden shoes???!
You: do u have wooden shoes?!
Stranger: no im allergic
You: allergic, wood?
Stranger: yes
You: what is your made of then?
You: your house*
Stranger: metal and various plastics
You: ok
Stranger: and bricks of course
You: brb have to check the ho's
Stranger: i thought holland stop making hos
Stranger: tell them i sed hai
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Allergisch voor hout !!1
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
pi_67698121
quote:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: there
Stranger: hi
You: where are u from?
Stranger: brazil and you ?
You: holland
Stranger: cool
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: first from holland
You: yeah
Stranger: lol alright
Stranger: can i have some ?
You: grrrrr i cant find my wooden shoes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i want some weed too
You: what's your post address, i send you some
Stranger: and have sex in public
You: yeah all over the street i can see them from my living room
Stranger: thats cool, you dont even have to spend your money with porns
Stranger: you just go out and get some sex
You: yes can get everyone who ever you want
Stranger: what a paradise
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 15:15:32 #87
220480 Dingess
PeeVeeDeeAaa
pi_67704504
Stranger: Hi, do you want a tip?
You: whats a tip?
Stranger: A recomendation for a bet
You: fine
You: give me one
Stranger: BACK LIVERPOOL TO BEAT FULHAM
Stranger: THE WILL DEFINATELY WIN
Stranger: THIS IS FREE MUNNY
You: im wachting tottenham now
Stranger: AN ABSOULTE CERTAINTY
You: tottenham - blackburn
You: i know
Stranger: I'VE HAD £5k ON THEM
You: and if u win, u get.....
Stranger: I'LL EAT MY HAT IF THIS DOES NOT OBLIGE
You: haha
You: give me the site
Stranger: LOADSAMONEY
Stranger: www.BETFAIR.COM
Stranger: ALL IN

Stranger: LIVERPOOL ARE THE CHAMPIONS ELECT
You: or man u
Stranger: AND HAVE THE FINEST FANS IN WORLD FOOTBALL
Stranger: MAN U ARE RUBBISH. RAFA IA A GENIUS
Stranger: IS
You: barcelona is the best
Stranger: BARCA ARE NOT AS GOOD AS THE MIGHTY REDS FROM ANFIELD

Stranger: THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD. FACT
You: only gerrard, torres, mascherano are good
You: the rest is rubbish
Stranger: LUCAS IS THE BEST YOUNG PLAYR IN THE WORLD
Stranger: BETTER THAN MESSI
You: u will lose ur money
Stranger: NO CHANCE YOU MUG
You: man u - fullham 2-4
You:

pi_67705020
tvp
De oude oude layout was veel beter!!
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
pi_67705403
You: Waarom hallo daar.
Stranger: yo
You: Alles flex
Stranger: alles gut
You: Ja
You: Bist du auch deutsch?
Stranger: naturlich
Stranger: ja
You: Schon
Stranger: auch munchen
Stranger: und du?
You: Ahso, ich bin ein berliner

Ron Paul 2012
pi_67705797
Stranger: 你好
You: yes
Stranger: Finland?
You: 好
Stranger: 你是臺灣人ㄇ
You: 我國?
You: 台灣
Stranger: 還是中國
Stranger: 我終於台灣人了
Stranger: ㄏㄏ
You: 我來自荷蘭
Stranger: ........
You: 荷蘭
Stranger: Translations are you using it
You: yes
Stranger: me too
You: i don't speak chinese
pi_67705929
Nou, jee, wat nieuw zeg. Dat kon met ICQ al.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 16:25:25 #92
237059 Twerk
The Spurs
pi_67705965
quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:24 schreef Isegrim het volgende:
Nou, jee, wat nieuw zeg. Dat kon met ICQ al.
We zijn niet allemaal autisten die in 1998 al alle features van ICQ hadden nageplozen..
The poet presents the imagination with images from life and human characters and situations, sets them all in motion and leaves it to the beholder to let these images take his thoughts as far as his mental powers will permit.
pi_67706033
50% van de lui die daar zit komt van 4chan
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 16:31:23 #94
237059 Twerk
The Spurs
pi_67706076
quote:
Stranger: ...
You: hamas
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The poet presents the imagination with images from life and human characters and situations, sets them all in motion and leaves it to the beholder to let these images take his thoughts as far as his mental powers will permit.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 16:49:38 #95
179992 Mopst3r
Believe...
pi_67706497
hamas
Oh ik had niet zoveel prei moeten eten vanochtend!1!!:d:d;d
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 16:52:03 #96
237059 Twerk
The Spurs
pi_67706547
quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:49 schreef Mopst3r het volgende:
hamas
Hamas jij nooit dan? Op bruiloften, feesten of andere partijen?
The poet presents the imagination with images from life and human characters and situations, sets them all in motion and leaves it to the beholder to let these images take his thoughts as far as his mental powers will permit.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 16:52:46 #97
135890 Bootje84
Bewuste taalnazi
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quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:51 schreef wotty45 het volgende:
-weg-
En daar kom je je speciaal voor aanmelden..?

Ik vermoed dat je graag zit te spammen..?

[ Bericht 17% gewijzigd door BrandX op 04-04-2009 19:07:48 ]
Leer spaties gebruiken!
Op donderdag 16 december 2010 20:05 schreef craftyvirus het volgende:
Bootje84 is een westlander waar ik respect voor heb :@ :P
pi_67707070
Geweldig, heel verhaal over brazilie

En ik wil die gozer niet leren kennen
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 17:29:19 #99
172669 Papierversnipperaar
Cafeïne is ook maar een drug.
pi_67707423
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, its me
Stranger: are you from ?
You: Home
Stranger: I am from Mars
You: I'm gonna tell you all my problems
Stranger: can talk
You: I hate Mars
Stranger: Why?
You: Beautifull women but too far away.
You: Do you like icecream?
Stranger: you like a soccer team ?
You: No, soccer is stupid
You: I like dragracing
Stranger: what is that?
You: Driving very fast for 400 meters.
You: You don;t do that on Mars?
Stranger: no
You: I hate Mars
Stranger: I admire penis with more than 14 cm
You: Thats's nice, are you asian?
Stranger: I am on Mars
Stranger: You and wife?
Stranger: have hotmail?
You: No. i'm single. Do youhave a Marsian counterpart?
Connection imploded.
Free Assange! Hack the Planet
[b]Op dinsdag 6 januari 2009 19:59 schreef Papierversnipperaar het volgende:[/b]
De gevolgen van de argumenten van de anti-rook maffia
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quote:
Omegle
Talk to strange
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You: hee
Stranger: Hello
You: wassup?
Stranger: What color balloon do you think tells the best stories ?
You: red
Stranger: red, yeah I like the red balloons too
You: yes, they're awesome
Stranger: What's your favorite flavor of bowling ball
You: strawberry
You: or banana..
Stranger: so what is it you like to do with strawberry flavored balls ?
You: suck em
Stranger: fag
You: no, im not a man.
Stranger: I'm sorry you walked right into it
Stranger: oh then it's perfectly natural
You: exactly
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 17:46:35 #101
94922 Tyler..Durden
Bacchus is my homeboy
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You: never gonna give you up
Stranger: hellow
You: never gonna let you down
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Wat loop je naar mijn sig te kijken!?
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 17:59:19 #102
237059 Twerk
The Spurs
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi
!
Stranger: Hey, can I ask your advice on something?
You: Bassie and Adriaan, the criminals are coming to get us
Stranger: Yeah, yeah
Stranger: but first
Stranger: Does this hat suit me?
You: Nooo hurry!!!
Stranger: http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~clh552/Dog_in_hat_002.jpg
You: They are almost here!!
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  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 18:03:04 #103
31936 Dr_Flash
CubeMeister
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geniale site? Het enige wat er eventueel geniaal aan is is dat er iemand kennelijk toch nog iets NOG zinlozers dan Twitter gevonden heeft. Dat is een prestatie op zich natuurlijk
Salivili hipput tupput tapput äppyt tipput hilijalleen
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Ik praatte net met Jack Bauer!
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 18:09:49 #105
237059 Twerk
The Spurs
pi_67708272
Stranger: hii (:
You: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: HAHA,how are you?
You: Het lied van Feyenoord
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//

Feyenoord heeft ook veel in aanzien verloren zeg de laatste jaren.
The poet presents the imagination with images from life and human characters and situations, sets them all in motion and leaves it to the beholder to let these images take his thoughts as far as his mental powers will permit.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 18:23:12 #106
182020 FixYou
Call 911 NOW!!!
pi_67708620
Stranger: think of salami then
You: i have to tell you something
You: you have been punk'ed
You: see, there is a camera over there.....and another one over here
Stranger: Crap
ya te encontrara siempre te va buscando la verdad
un día entenderá lo poco que va quedando en su lugar
pi_67709181
kut, vraagt die stranger net of ik Hitler ben, moet ik iemand te woord staan
hij had geen geduld

  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 18:53:55 #108
156695 Tism
Sinds 24, Aug, 2006
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quote:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
You: This is very funny!
Stranger: yeah
You: Lol
Stranger: you masturbate to stay warm?
You: These people are Paupers
You: You to
Stranger: paupers?
You: Yeah
You: These people are Paupers
Stranger: writers here
?
You: Have you got phone
Stranger: yes
You: Cool! Call somebody, just type an random nummer!
Stranger: why
You: I did that often in the 80, wen there was NO internet
Stranger: but it costs
You: Yeah, jou do the same thing as we are doing now!
You: Veryfunny!
Stranger: but in the 60 we did go to random houses
Stranger: it was cool
You: That nice to! Mybe after them calls you can do it again
You: You never know
Stranger: you should try that
You: i did
You: it worked 4 me
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
Stranger: but how are yuo
You: fine, thank you! How are you?
Stranger: fine too
You: that's nice!
Stranger: u are from?

You: both are we fine then
You: The Netherlands, and you are from!?
Stranger: from finland
Stranger: another from netherlands
You: Oh, oke
You: Huh!?
You: How do you mean?
Stranger: lots of people from netherlands here
You: I still havend met any Dutch people on here, mostly they come from Brazil
Stranger: thats right too
You: These people are Paupers
You: Oddballs
You: Freaks
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
..
....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 19:10:02 #109
182020 FixYou
Call 911 NOW!!!
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
ya te encontrara siempre te va buscando la verdad
un día entenderá lo poco que va quedando en su lugar
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quote:
Stranger: heya, stranger!
You: Love you!
Stranger: long time?
You: owh yeah
Stranger: how long?
You: wanted to tell you a long time but i couldn.t
You: since christmas
Stranger: shame. you know. i had a crush on you since highschool
Stranger: but i never could get the guts to do something about it
You: You are making a joke
Stranger: no, its true
Stranger: i thought if i dated other girls, i'd forget about you, but it never happenned
You: i had a lot of dreams having sex with you
You: i liked it
Stranger: i think about you every time i make love to my wife
Stranger: i call your name when im with her sometimes... she thinks its a cute nickname
You: maybe we can have dinner
Stranger: i wish i could just leave her so i could be with you, but her father will never let me get a divorce
You: maybe the feelings will come back.
Stranger: unless, of course, she were to have an 'accident'
You: yeah that is a good idea!
Stranger: i know just the thing! i'll lace her vodka with rat poison!
You: that sounds great!
Stranger: your love will give me strength! meet me in the train station tomorrow at 5, we'll run away to Mexico together!
You: I'm looking forward to it
You: see you tomorow
Stranger: goodbye, my love!
U kunt hier adverteren voor maar ¤10 per maand. Neem contact op via PM.
pi_67709914
Welke nerd rickrollde me van FOK.nl en ging daarna meteen weg???
[P]otverdorie
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quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:22 schreef NatteBever het volgende:
Welke nerd rickrollde me van FOK.nl en ging daarna meteen weg???
Was jij die Nederlander of zei je niets terug ?
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
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quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:28 schreef yosander het volgende:

[..]

Was jij die Nederlander of zei je niets terug ?
Ik zei juist meteen: Ik ben van FOK!

Maar dat werd compleet genegeerd
[P]otverdorie
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quote:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: how old are u
You: where are u from?
You: 61
You: i mean 16
Stranger: okay.....
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 13
You: where are u from?
Stranger: ass.....you?
You: vagina
Stranger: nice plase!!!!!!!!
You: hehe yeah...
Stranger: where is vagina
You:
.
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
pi_67710201
quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:31 schreef NatteBever het volgende:

[..]

Ik zei juist meteen: Ik ben van FOK!

Maar dat werd compleet genegeerd
Ooh, ik vroeg: "toch niet van FOK! he?" en die Nederlander antwoordde dat 'ie niet van FOK! was .
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
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You: hya
You: whats up
Stranger: what a strange question
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: what does it actually mean?
You: means why did you visit this site, in this case
You: so..?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: well
Stranger: because i find people interesting
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  FOK!fossiel zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 19:42:15 #117
8443 cptmarco
it's captain...
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 19:42:57 #118
1062 Tinkepink
Niet zeuren maar poetsen
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quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:25 schreef Twerk het volgende:

[..]

We zijn niet allemaal autisten die in 1998 al alle features van ICQ hadden nageplozen..
Ben geen autist. En je hebt gelijk Isegrim, ik vroeg me al af waar ik dit van kende.
Geen zorgen voor de dag van morgen.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 19:43:43 #119
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67710401
You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
pi_67710402
quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:42 schreef cptmarco het volgende:
wat betekent "HYI KUOLE HUORA KUOLE JA MUN HAAVAT UMPEE NUOLE", moet fins zijn...
quote:
Vertaling: Fins (automatisch herkend) » Nederlands
HYI KUOLE HUORA KUOLE JA MUN HAAVAT UMPEE NUOLE
No way onsterfelijk onsterfelijke HOER EN Mun wond UMPEE NUOLE
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
  FOK!fossiel zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 19:49:23 #121
8443 cptmarco
it's captain...
pi_67710560
en het gesprek ging zo goed...
quote:
Stranger: you motherfucker
You: no i fuck my father
Stranger: pervo
Stranger: :D:D
Stranger: sick people
You: is it, who do you fuck?
Stranger: mad world
Stranger: fuck me and my mother
Stranger: my friends
You: are you nice and cuddly?
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i
Stranger: am
You: how cuddly
Stranger: are you
Stranger: veryvery
Stranger: and also sexy
You: what is sexy...
Stranger: I AM
Stranger: are you
You: as sexy as your father
Stranger: uujee! so you are really sexy
You: you like your father...
Stranger: yes i do
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 19:55:26 #122
210679 muay-toy
Mandingo warrior, amour faya
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  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 19:58:07 #123
210679 muay-toy
Mandingo warrior, amour faya
pi_67710803
ik was eerder
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
je moet een gegeven paard niet in de bek staren
pi_67711335
Dat rickrollen van mensen Kansloos
  † In Memoriam † zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 20:17:14 #125
25682 2cv
Niet subtiel
pi_67711361
quote:
You: Hi
Stranger: moi
You: Are you from Groningen ?
You: Kom je uit Groningen ?
Stranger: yes
En de stranger ging weer weg.
Op maandag 14 mei 2012 23:55 schreef Sjoegerd het volgende:
Volgens mij wordt geen enkele auto zo onderhouden en geliefd als de jouwe :)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/linkshandigen/
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 20:18:15 #126
75736 Gstyles
geen ondertiteling deze X
pi_67711379
je zal maar niets te doen hebben...
PSN ID: GDV
Mijn vader zei altijd: 's avonds een vent, 's ochtens lekker uitslapen ;)
pi_67711680
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Stranger: don't tell me youre from fucking brazil or finland
You: The Netherlands
You: Let the drugs questions come
You: Where you from?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ik ben ook van nederland
You: Laat me raden, FOK
Stranger: nee
Stranger: EFG
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Stranger: *EGF
You have disconnected.
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 20:31:20 #128
156695 Tism
Sinds 24, Aug, 2006
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....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
pi_67711779
quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 20:17 schreef 2cv het volgende:

[..]

En de stranger ging weer weg.
Dat was een fin,

moi= hoi in het fins
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quote:
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You: ja
You: Fok?
Stranger: WOEHOEE
Stranger: je bent nederlands
Stranger: WUHAHAHAH XD
Stranger: wat een lol
You: hi-la-risch
Stranger: Jaa
Stranger: =D
You: jij bent een Fokker?
Stranger: ben je van Kindertent?
You: ja
Stranger: NIET
Stranger: NEEEEE
You: wellus
Stranger: ik ben yay
Stranger: jij?
You: gay?
Stranger: je bent niet eens van knt
You: echt wel
You: hoe oud ben je?
Stranger: wat is ej accountnaaam dan?
Stranger: je*
You: Dat mag ik niet zeggen van papa
Stranger: jij bent een mongool
Stranger: nee sorry
You: down syndroom
You:
Stranger: o sorry
Stranger: nniet dat ik je geloof
You: leuk hoor
Stranger: hoe oud ben je?
You: ik vroeg jou eerder
Stranger: 13
Stranger: nu jij
You: ik ben 59
You: wat heb je aan?
Stranger: mongooool
Stranger: mongggoooooooooooooool
You: heb jij een mongool aan?
You: rrrrrrrr
Stranger: ik zit op atheneum en praat niet met mongolen
Stranger: daaaag
You: mag ik je msn?
Stranger: =D
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: !
You: telefoon nummer?
Stranger: jij bent echt gestoord
Stranger: doei
You: asjeblieft?
Stranger: hou toch je bek
You: Ik wil ook op tv
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pi_67712049
quote:
Stranger: hi
You: Helloooooooo AMERICA
Stranger: america
Stranger: no no
You: where you from?
Stranger: Nipon
Stranger: and u?
You: Where is Nipon?
Stranger: Japan
Stranger: Japan = Nipon
You: aaaaah
You: I'm from The Netherlands
Stranger: cool
You: Does the red dot on your flag means something? A girl and her period?
Stranger: Van der Sar!
You: Ajax
You: yes
Stranger: no.. means blood
You: aaah, blood from a girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: of warriors
Stranger: Mao Tse Tsung
You: Aah yes we know them in The Netherlands, that's number 48c on the menu
Stranger: yeah!
De rest ging over Gomes en Psv....
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.
pi_67712073
quote:
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine, you?
You: great
You: whare are ou from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and you?
You: i am from gelderland
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i'm 16
Stranger: you?
You: 17
You: male or female?
Stranger: female. and you?
You: i am male
You: are you hot?:P
Stranger: yes pretty much
Stranger: hahaha kidding
You: i like it if a girl is hot
You: and are you going to scool?
Stranger: yepp...
Stranger: and you?
You: what kind of scool?
You: me to
Stranger: high school
Stranger: you?
You: cool
You: vwo its olmost the same but the system of gelderland
You: and what do you they to find here?
You: a boyfriend?:P
Stranger: could be.. hahaha
You: what kind of boys do you like?
You: hello are you still here?
Stranger: yeaa sorry..
You: wb
You: no anser?
Stranger: well idk yet... hhhahaha
You: idk whats that?
Stranger: i dont know
You: did you have boyfriends?
Stranger: yes, 2
You: and what kind of guys ware that?
You: do i bore you?
Stranger: funny, kind, outgoing.. hahaha
Stranger: noo its because i am on my msn
You: owww i have msn to
Stranger: and there is a lot of people talking .. hahaha
Stranger: can you send me yours ?
You: vut everyboddy is a sleep over here
You: you send yours
Stranger: ohh yea? how cool
Stranger: noo send me yours
You: no becous then i see my msn on fok.nl or not?
Stranger: no
You: then you can give me yours
You:
Stranger: XXXXX@hotmail.com
Stranger: add?
You: i bissy:P
You: do u see me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you online?
You: yes but you are not
Stranger: yes i amm
.....
pi_67712075
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: weher from?
Stranger: where are u from?
Stranger: ops
You: holland
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Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
pi_67712130
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You: *burp*
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: i like burping
Stranger: do you?
You: I like beer
Stranger: it's my hobby
Stranger: i like beer to
You: It's my life
Stranger: heineken ftw
You: no man, Warsteiner
Stranger: heineken!!!! or hertog jan
You: Where you from
Stranger: i'm from holland ofcourse !
Stranger: you?
You: I'm from the land GOD
You: he is só cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ik vermaak me zo met dit nutteloze gedoe
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.
pi_67712255
quote:
Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 20:43 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:

[..]

Ik vermaak me zo met dit nutteloze gedoe
hoe kom je erbij?
quote:
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You: boe
Stranger: moe
Stranger: hoe
You: wat?
You: waar?
Stranger: wut.
Stranger: war?
You: wie?
Stranger: woe?
You: wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: weeeeeeeeee
You: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: klein klein kleutertje
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pi_67712964
Stranger: I'm gay
You: I'm not
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: haha no
Stranger: Why not
You: you were gay right?
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: Happy
You: so what's the point?
Stranger: I'm happy
Stranger: Gay = happy
Stranger: So yeah
Stranger: Tits
Stranger: Now
Stranger: Or
Stranger: Else
You: oow okay
Stranger: SWEET
You: haha no sucker, my tits are for my boyfriend
Stranger: MYSPACE?!
You: nope
Stranger: FACEBOOK?!
You: where you from?
Stranger: Girugamesh
You: where?
Stranger: Girugamesh Japan
Stranger: O SHI-
You: ow haha
Stranger: look it up on youtube
You: Im from the Netherlands
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: So I get to see your tits then?
You: no man
You: haha
Stranger: So can I kill myself?
You: look for tits on google
Stranger: I want your tits
You: you don't get my tits
Stranger: WHY NOT
You: because
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Because you are a lesbo
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quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yooo
Stranger: you are my edward.
You: I can do that if you want
You: cash or creditcard?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 21:44:45 #138
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Stomme Braziliaan
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Ik kom er niet meer op.
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 21:47 schreef MevrouwHopjes83 het volgende:
Ik kom er niet meer op.
Ik zit er nog steeds op hoor, no problemo
Als je hoort hoe het klokje thuis tikt, zit je niet in het café.
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 21:48 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:

[..]

Ik zit er nog steeds op hoor, no problemo
Ow nog maar een keer proberen dan..
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 21:16 schreef MevrouwHopjes83 het volgende:
-knip-
Girugamesh op 0:08
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 21:50 schreef Siniti het volgende:

[..]

Girugamesh op 0:08
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 21:55:58 #144
241594 iBolt
Lighting
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Stranger: i like cake
Stranger: its my FAVORITE
Stranger: do you have cake?
You: we do have cake here in the Netherlands
Stranger: NO FUCKIN WAY!!!
Stranger: GTFO
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 21:57:29 #145
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Windforce 11
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Wat een rare gasten daar
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 22:05:56 #146
68576 eleusis
fokked op kidz
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L.O.L.
Ik in een aantal worden omschreven: Ondernemend | Moedig | Stout | Lief | Positief | Intuïtief | Communicatief | Humor | Creatief | Spontaan | Open | Sociaal | Vrolijk | Organisator | Pro-actief | Meedenkend | Levensgenieter | Spiritueel
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: Where you from
Stranger: hamburrg germany
You: Aaah the land of Hitler and friends
Stranger: u ?
Stranger: NO
You: Jerusalem
Stranger: ^^
You: Thanks for the best years of my grandfathers live.....
Stranger: ^^
You: Do you want to say sorry to me?
Stranger: I AM NOT A NAZI!!!
You: That's what they all say
Stranger: Its wrong
You: say sorry
Stranger: i ?
You: yes
You: well?
Stranger: what i should do i'm 15 and no nazi !
You: Just...say....sorry
You: and I can go further with my live
Stranger: sry
You: ok no problem
Stranger: ^^
You: HSV 1-0 he
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 21:57 schreef N.icka het volgende:
Wat een rare gasten daar
ik ben nu met een frans meisje bezig over internationale politiek 8s
.....
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Ik praat met iemand over drugs in nederland, daarvoor wil ie hierheen komen xD
  zaterdag 4 april 2009 @ 22:22:58 #150
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Lighting
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fock had ik net kei lekker gesprek google ik perongeluk in dezelfde adresbalk
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: where you from
You: please don't say brazil, finland
Stranger: holland
Stranger: ±p
You: The land of drugs ho's and, Geertje Wilders
Stranger: yes
Stranger: :p
You: How do you get on this site?
Stranger: where you from?
You: do = did
Stranger: i got it from a forum
You: really
You: What forum?
Stranger: uhuh
Stranger: fok!
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