En toch zit je op FOK! .....quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:09 schreef Lundegaard het volgende:
Ik denk eerlijk gezegd niet dat ik me ooit zo ontzettend ga vervelen, dat ik dan maar met een complete stranger wil gaan chatten..
Dat lijkt me toch ook een logische eerste vraag.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 01:29 schreef Tism het volgende:
WTF!?! Ze willen daar ook allemaal weten waar je vandaan komt!..![]()
..
Hopeloosquote:Connecting to server...
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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where u from?
You: wow!
You: your the first one who doesn't say Hi
You: hehe
Stranger:
You: I make it a sport just to say very un-interesting Hi's
Stranger: :p
Stranger: where u from then?
You: the Netherlands
You: how about you?
Stranger: hee ik ookXD
Stranger: WAHAHAH
Stranger: xD
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Stranger: I hate relatives in my house
Stranger: They're so boring
You: i hate relatives in your house too
You: yuck
Stranger: I can't take it anynmore
Stranger: I wanna drive them out right nowwww
You: you have a gun?
Stranger: No, but in this moment, I'd like
You: well
You: there's other ways
You: you could like
Stranger: I'll kill them with one knife.
You: cut off their heads and switch them
You: and make pics and put it on myspace
Stranger: oh
Stranger: That's to bad
You: why
Stranger: But I'd like to do it with your mother
Stranger: That fuckin bitch
Stranger: bye
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quote:You: wazzzaaaa
Stranger: lol hi
You: something different than a boring hi, hehe
Stranger: ur gay go suck a penis
Dat kan lang duren hoor. Ik denk dat er nu hooguit 5 aanwezig zijn...quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:28 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
Ik ga net zo lang chatten totdat ik een FOK!ker tegenkom!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ga ik ook eens proberen!..quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:38 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
Ik ga vanaf nu alleen maar Nederlands praten
ik ook dan maarquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:39 schreef Tism het volgende:
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Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ga ik ook eens proberen!..
Wtf?quote:You: hoi
Stranger: ONE DAY I CAME HOME
Stranger: AT LUNCH TIME
Stranger: AND HEARD A FUNNY NOISE
You: YEAH
You: WHAT WAS IT
Stranger: A FLUX CAPACITOR
Stranger: I WENT TO THE YEAR 3000
You: HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
Stranger: YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER IS DOING FINE.
Stranger: I SAW EVERYONE
Stranger: BOY BANDS
Stranger: AND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: AND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: ANNND ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: WE FLOAT AROUND IN A TIME MACHINE LIKE ONE IN THE FILMS WE'VE SEEN
Stranger: NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED, BUT THEY LIVE UNDERWATER
You: WAS IT A DELOREAN
You: THE TIME MACHINE
Stranger: NO, IT WAS A FLUX CAPACITOR, OKAY?
You: HOW CAN PEOPLE BREATHE UNDERWATER
Stranger: DO YOU NOT LISTEN?
Stranger: WE ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY!
You: I AM SORRY
Dat was ikquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:50 schreef IHVK het volgende:
Ik had echt een leuk gesprek met een Amerikaans meisje net.![]()
(hoop ik)
quote:Stranger: rofl
Stranger: funny ppl on here
You: hi
Stranger: hiya
Stranger:
You: do you ship?
Stranger: ship what>
You: to the Netherlands
Stranger: nah
Stranger: dont at all
Stranger:
You: no ship?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: bike
You: yes bike
You: i want a bike
Stranger: push bike
You: but you don't ship to the Netherlands?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: peronally
You: why not
Stranger: cos im bad
Stranger:
You: you are terrible!!
You: becuz you don't ship
quote:Stranger: OH HAI
You: HI
Stranger: please say yo uknow what /b/ is.
You: 4CHAN
You: LOLLERZ
viel mij ook al op .. volgens mij komt dat dr 4chanquote:
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort![]()
Holy shit.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkankerkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort![]()
Ja echt mainstream Hollands inderdaad.quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:22 schreef FictionalFenna het volgende:
ik leg een gast uit Manchester nu verschillende Nederlandse scheldwoorden uit, inclusief stervende hoerenkankerkachel en het YouTube-filmpje wat daarbij hoort![]()
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Stranger: sup
Stranger: are you black?
You: i am very pleased to say
You: that i'm not
You: you?
Stranger: i am
Mjah, maar je kunt wel leuke chicks tegen komen hoorquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 03:49 schreef Rapaille het volgende:
Wat een baggersite:
Die brazilianen hebben het alleen maar over voetbal.
Die amerikanen hebben het alleen maar over amsterdam&sex.
Het percentage man/vrouw is 90/10
Maar het is toch wel grappig
refraise that:quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:00 schreef Euc- het volgende:
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Mjah, maar je kunt wel leuke chicks tegen komen hoor
Wel een gigantisch lekker wijf, maar heeft met dr 22 jaar al in de bak gezeten, een dochtertje van 2 en wilt het leger in om te vechtenquote:Stranger: oh wow.
Stranger: yea..
Stranger: our government supplies us with drugs, then puts us in jail for it
Stranger:
You: hmm, that one I didn't hear before
Stranger: yep.
You: so how does that work
Stranger: the US government is actually responsible for about 40% of cocaine that comes into america
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:19 schreef Euc- het volgende:
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refraise that:
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Wel een gigantisch lekker wijf, maar heeft met dr 22 jaar al in de bak gezeten, een dochtertje van 2 en wilt het leger in om te vechten
quote:Stranger: wait what shootings?
Stranger: i must have missed that i just woke up :p
quote:Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: cool
Stranger: have any nude photos?
You: do you?
Stranger: no
You: awh
You: to bad
You: i was hoping to get horny
Stranger: well i do have a big dick
You: hmm you know what id like to do with that dick of yours?
Stranger: it's nice and thick
Stranger: what's that?
You: id like to rub it
You: squeeze it a little bit
Stranger: i like the sound of that
Stranger: keep going
You: squeeze it a little harder
Stranger: don't pop it
You: can i tie you on the bed?
Stranger: yeah
You: damn right i can
Stranger: now what are you going to do?
You: you are tied to the bed now
You: now im putting an apple in your mouth
You: you cant speak
Stranger: sounds tasty
You: dont bite
Stranger: i won't
You: its my only apple
Stranger: sorry if i drool on it
Stranger: keep going
You: thats ok
You: you can drool
You: you know what id really like to do
Stranger: what?
You: leave you tied to the bed
You: with an apple in ur mouth
Stranger: and just walk away?
You: and go to the kitchen
You: and im getting all kinds of food
You: like whipped cream
Stranger: tasty
You: and strawberries
Stranger: even better
You: and im getting my dollhouse too
Stranger: ok?
You: you can hear im boiling water
Stranger: are you going to make pasta?
Stranger: i love pasta
You: you are going to be my teaparty table
Stranger: sounds fun
You: yea you like that dont you
Stranger: but i use my incredibly strong arms to bust out of the ropes
You: so im putting all of my dolls next to you
You: no you cant
Stranger: too late
Stranger: i even broke your bed too
You: i have used barbed wire to tie you with
You: so your bleeding like a pig now
You: WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING ON MY BED MISTER!?
Stranger: i've spent many summers at the beach, so my skin is as tough as leather
Stranger: i'm not bleeding
You: QUIET
You: you still have an apple in your mouth
Stranger: i stepped on a bottle of ketchup
Stranger: and i ate your only apple
Stranger: and it was tasty
You: i guess you are in some big troubles mister
Stranger: now i ripping off your dolls' clothes
You: i think some boiling water will cool you down
Stranger: i'm going to make love to them
You: hows that
You: all that boiling water in ur nostrils
You: yeah sniff it baby
Stranger: the boiling water makes me turn green
You: you know i like it
Stranger: and giant
Stranger: my shirt rips off
You: no its nylon
You: its melting to your skin
Stranger: i start breaking things in your house
You: i grab a fire extinguisher
Stranger: i grab a doll
You: i hit you the face
Stranger: and shove it down my pants
Stranger: the hit only makes me hornier
You: thats my doll you sick fuck!
You: thats Suzie
Stranger: i start humping the doll
You: SHE MADE YOU A COOKIE FFS
Stranger: "oh suzie, you feel so good!"
You: im putting you on the naughty list
Stranger: i cum and the doll fills up quickly
You: could you please leave mister
You: i dont want you in my house anymore
Stranger: i'm still cumming
Stranger: the room begins to flood with my cum
You: i dont think Patrick Swayze will approve of this
You: please go away now
Stranger: i grab you and swim you to safety
Stranger: but i just rescued you
You: no i drank it all up with my cumguzzlingabilities
Stranger: oh hawt
Stranger: my boner gets even larger
You: i have boots of the slut which give me +15 cumdrinking
Stranger: i cast cock of the infinite
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Stranger: say
You: hi
Stranger: do you kow the difference between a jew and a pizza?
You: lol
You: no tell me
Stranger: THE PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM IN THE OVEN
Stranger: HOHOHOHO
You: omfg
You: rofl
Stranger: do you know how many jews you can fit in a volkswagon?
You: tell me
Stranger: 2 in the front
Stranger: 3 in the back
Stranger: 150 IN THE ASHTRAY
Stranger: HOHOHOHO
You:![]()
Allergisch voor houtquote:Connecting to server...
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You: hi
Stranger: hai
You: where are u from?
Stranger: kentucky
You: I Holland
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: k
You: *waaaaaaat* where are my wooden shoes???!
You: do u have wooden shoes?!
Stranger: no im allergic
You: allergic, wood?
Stranger: yes
You: what is your made of then?
You: your house*
Stranger: metal and various plastics
You: ok
Stranger: and bricks of course
You: brb have to check the ho's
Stranger: i thought holland stop making hos
Stranger: tell them i sed hai
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Stranger: there
Stranger: hi
You: where are u from?
Stranger: brazil and you ?
You: holland
Stranger: cool
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: first from holland
You: yeah
Stranger: lol alright
Stranger: can i have some ?
You: grrrrr i cant find my wooden shoes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i want some weed too
You: what's your post address, i send you some
Stranger: and have sex in public
You: yeah all over the street i can see them from my living room
Stranger: thats cool, you dont even have to spend your money with porns
Stranger: you just go out and get some sex
You: yes can get everyone who ever you want
Stranger: what a paradise
We zijn niet allemaal autisten die in 1998 al alle features van ICQ hadden nageplozen..quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:24 schreef Isegrim het volgende:
Nou, jee, wat nieuw zeg.Dat kon met ICQ al.
quote:Stranger: ...
You: hamas
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Hamas jij nooit dan? Op bruiloften, feesten of andere partijen?quote:
En daar kom je je speciaal voor aanmelden..?quote:
quote:Omegle
Talk to strange
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You: hee
Stranger: Hello
You: wassup?
Stranger: What color balloon do you think tells the best stories ?
You: red
Stranger: red, yeah I like the red balloons too
You: yes, they're awesome
Stranger: What's your favorite flavor of bowling ball
You: strawberry
You: or banana..
Stranger: so what is it you like to do with strawberry flavored balls ?
You: suck em
Stranger: fag
You: no, im not a man.
Stranger: I'm sorry you walked right into it
Stranger: oh then it's perfectly natural
You: exactly
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Stranger: hello
You: Hello
You: This is very funny!
Stranger: yeah
You: Lol
Stranger: you masturbate to stay warm?
You: These people are Paupers
You: You to
Stranger: paupers?
You: Yeah
You: These people are Paupers
Stranger: writers here
?
You: Have you got phone
Stranger: yes
You: Cool! Call somebody, just type an random nummer!
Stranger: why
You: I did that often in the 80, wen there was NO internet
Stranger: but it costs
You: Yeah, jou do the same thing as we are doing now!
You: Veryfunny!
Stranger: but in the 60 we did go to random houses
Stranger: it was cool
You: That nice to! Mybe after them calls you can do it again
You: You never know
Stranger: you should try that
You: i did
You: it worked 4 me
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
Stranger: but how are yuo
You: fine, thank you! How are you?
Stranger: fine too
You: that's nice!
Stranger: u are from?
You: both are we fine then
You: The Netherlands, and you are from!?
Stranger: from finland
Stranger: another from netherlands
You: Oh, oke
You: Huh!?
You: How do you mean?
Stranger: lots of people from netherlands here
You: I still havend met any Dutch people on here, mostly they come from Brazil
Stranger: thats right too
You: These people are Paupers
You: Oddballs
You: Freaks
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
quote:Stranger: heya, stranger!
You: Love you!
Stranger: long time?
You: owh yeah
Stranger: how long?
You: wanted to tell you a long time but i couldn.t
You: since christmas
Stranger: shame. you know. i had a crush on you since highschool
Stranger: but i never could get the guts to do something about it
You: You are making a joke
Stranger: no, its true
Stranger: i thought if i dated other girls, i'd forget about you, but it never happenned
You: i had a lot of dreams having sex with you
You: i liked it
Stranger: i think about you every time i make love to my wife
Stranger: i call your name when im with her sometimes... she thinks its a cute nickname
You: maybe we can have dinner
Stranger: i wish i could just leave her so i could be with you, but her father will never let me get a divorce
You: maybe the feelings will come back.
Stranger: unless, of course, she were to have an 'accident'
You: yeah that is a good idea!
Stranger: i know just the thing! i'll lace her vodka with rat poison!
You: that sounds great!
Stranger: your love will give me strength! meet me in the train station tomorrow at 5, we'll run away to Mexico together!
You: I'm looking forward to it
You: see you tomorow
Stranger: goodbye, my love!
Was jij die Nederlander of zei je niets terugquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:22 schreef NatteBever het volgende:
Welke nerd rickrollde me van FOK.nl en ging daarna meteen weg???
Ik zei juist meteen: Ik ben van FOK!quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:28 schreef yosander het volgende:
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Was jij die Nederlander of zei je niets terug?
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You: hi
Stranger: how old are u
You: where are u from?
You: 61
You: i mean 16
Stranger: okay.....
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 13
You: where are u from?
Stranger: ass.....you?
You: vagina
Stranger: nice plase!!!!!!!!
You: hehe yeah...
Stranger: where is vagina
You:
Ooh, ik vroeg: "toch niet van FOK! he?" en die Nederlander antwoordde dat 'ie niet van FOK! wasquote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:31 schreef NatteBever het volgende:
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Ik zei juist meteen: Ik ben van FOK!
Maar dat werd compleet genegeerd
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:25 schreef Twerk het volgende:
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We zijn niet allemaal autisten die in 1998 al alle features van ICQ hadden nageplozen..
quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:42 schreef cptmarco het volgende:
wat betekent "HYI KUOLE HUORA KUOLE JA MUN HAAVAT UMPEE NUOLE", moet fins zijn...
quote:Vertaling: Fins (automatisch herkend) » Nederlands
HYI KUOLE HUORA KUOLE JA MUN HAAVAT UMPEE NUOLE
No way onsterfelijk onsterfelijke HOER EN Mun wond UMPEE NUOLE
quote:Stranger: you motherfucker
You: no i fuck my father
Stranger: pervo
Stranger::D:D
Stranger: sick people
You: is it, who do you fuck?
Stranger: mad world
Stranger: fuck me and my mother
Stranger: my friends
You: are you nice and cuddly?
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i
Stranger: am
You: how cuddly
Stranger: are you
Stranger: veryvery
Stranger: and also sexy
You: what is sexy...
Stranger: I AM
Stranger: are you
You: as sexy as your father
Stranger: uujee! so you are really sexy
You: you like your father...
Stranger: yes i do
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En de stranger ging weer weg.quote:You: Hi
Stranger: moi
You: Are you from Groningen ?
You: Kom je uit Groningen ?
Stranger: yes
quote:Stranger: dutch?
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You: ja
You: Fok?
Stranger: WOEHOEE
Stranger: je bent nederlands
Stranger: WUHAHAHAH XD
Stranger: wat een lol
You: hi-la-risch
Stranger: Jaa
Stranger: =D
You: jij bent een Fokker?
Stranger: ben je van Kindertent?
You: ja
Stranger: NIET
Stranger: NEEEEE
You: wellus
Stranger: ik ben yay
Stranger: jij?
You: gay?
Stranger: je bent niet eens van knt
You: echt wel
You: hoe oud ben je?
Stranger: wat is ej accountnaaam dan?
Stranger: je*
You: Dat mag ik niet zeggen van papa
Stranger: jij bent een mongool
Stranger: nee sorry
You: down syndroom
You:
Stranger: o sorry
Stranger: nniet dat ik je geloof
You: leuk hoor
Stranger: hoe oud ben je?
You: ik vroeg jou eerder
Stranger: 13
Stranger: nu jij
You: ik ben 59
You: wat heb je aan?
Stranger: mongooool
Stranger: mongggoooooooooooooool
You: heb jij een mongool aan?
You: rrrrrrrr
Stranger: ik zit op atheneum en praat niet met mongolen
Stranger: daaaag
You: mag ik je msn?
Stranger: =D
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: !
You: telefoon nummer?
Stranger: jij bent echt gestoord
Stranger: doei
You: asjeblieft?
Stranger: hou toch je bek
You: Ik wil ook op tv
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De rest ging over Gomes en Psv....quote:Stranger: hi
You: Helloooooooo AMERICA
Stranger: america
Stranger: no no
You: where you from?
Stranger: Nipon
Stranger: and u?
You: Where is Nipon?
Stranger: Japan
Stranger: Japan = Nipon
You: aaaaah
You: I'm from The Netherlands
Stranger: cool
You: Does the red dot on your flag means something? A girl and her period?
Stranger: Van der Sar!
You: Ajax
You: yes
Stranger: no.. means blood
You: aaah, blood from a girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: of warriors
Stranger: Mao Tse Tsung
You: Aah yes we know them in The Netherlands, that's number 48c on the menu
Stranger: yeah!
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine, you?
You: great
You: whare are ou from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and you?
You: i am from gelderland
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i'm 16
Stranger: you?
You: 17
You: male or female?
Stranger: female. and you?
You: i am male
You: are you hot?:P
Stranger: yes pretty much
Stranger: hahaha kidding
You: i like it if a girl is hot
You: and are you going to scool?
Stranger: yepp...
Stranger: and you?
You: what kind of scool?
You: me to
Stranger: high school
Stranger: you?
You: cool
You: vwo its olmost the same but the system of gelderland
You: and what do you they to find here?
You: a boyfriend?:P
Stranger: could be.. hahaha
You: what kind of boys do you like?
You: hello are you still here?
Stranger: yeaa sorry..
You: wb
You: no anser?
Stranger: well idk yet... hhhahaha
You: idk whats that?
Stranger: i dont know
You: did you have boyfriends?
Stranger: yes, 2
You: and what kind of guys ware that?
You: do i bore you?
Stranger: funny, kind, outgoing.. hahaha
Stranger: noo its because i am on my msn
You: owww i have msn to
Stranger: and there is a lot of people talking .. hahaha
Stranger: can you send me yours ?
You: vut everyboddy is a sleep over here
You: you send yours
Stranger: ohh yea? how cool
Stranger: noo send me yours
You: no becous then i see my msn on fok.nl or not?
Stranger: no
You: then you can give me yours
You:
Stranger: XXXXX@hotmail.com
Stranger: add?
You: i bissy:P
You: do u see me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you online?
You: yes but you are not
Stranger: yes i amm
Ik vermaak me zo met dit nutteloze gedoequote:You: *burp*
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: i like burping
Stranger: do you?
You: I like beer
Stranger: it's my hobby
Stranger: i like beer to
You: It's my life
Stranger: heineken ftw
You: no man, Warsteiner
Stranger: heineken!!!! or hertog jan
You: Where you from
Stranger: i'm from holland ofcourse!
Stranger: you?
You: I'm from the land GOD
You: he is só cool
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hoe kom je erbij?quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 20:43 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:
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Ik vermaak me zo met dit nutteloze gedoe
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You: boe
Stranger: moe
Stranger: hoe
You: wat?
You: waar?
Stranger: wut.
Stranger: war?
You: wie?
Stranger: woe?
You: wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: weeeeeeeeee
You: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: klein klein kleutertje
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You: yooo
Stranger: you are my edward.
You: I can do that if you want
You: cash or creditcard?
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Ik zit er nog steeds op hoor, no problemoquote:
Ow nog maar een keer proberen dan..quote:Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 21:48 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:
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Ik zit er nog steeds op hoor, no problemo
quote:Stranger: i like cake
Stranger: its my FAVORITE
Stranger: do you have cake?
You: we do have cake here in the Netherlands
Stranger: NO FUCKIN WAY!!!
Stranger: GTFO
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: Where you from
Stranger: hamburrg germany
You: Aaah the land of Hitler and friends
Stranger: u ?
Stranger: NO
You: Jerusalem
Stranger: ^^
You: Thanks for the best years of my grandfathers live.....
Stranger: ^^
You: Do you want to say sorry to me?
Stranger: I AM NOT A NAZI!!!
You: That's what they all say
Stranger: Its wrong
You: say sorry
Stranger: i ?
You: yes
You: well?
Stranger: what i should do i'm 15 and no nazi !
You: Just...say....sorry
You: and I can go further with my live
Stranger: sry
You: ok no problem
Stranger: ^^
You: HSV 1-0 he
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: where you from
You: please don't say brazil, finland
Stranger: holland
Stranger: ±p
You: The land of drugs ho's and, Geertje Wilders
Stranger: yes
Stranger: :p
You: How do you get on this site?
Stranger: where you from?
You: do = did
Stranger: i got it from a forum
You: really
You: What forum?
Stranger: uhuh
Stranger: fok!
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