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Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: cool
Stranger: have any nude photos?
You: do you?
Stranger: no
You: awh
You: to bad
You: i was hoping to get horny
Stranger: well i do have a big dick
You: hmm you know what id like to do with that dick of yours?
Stranger: it's nice and thick
Stranger: what's that?
You: id like to rub it
You: squeeze it a little bit
Stranger: i like the sound of that
Stranger: keep going
You: squeeze it a little harder
Stranger: don't pop it
You: can i tie you on the bed?
Stranger: yeah
You: damn right i can
Stranger: now what are you going to do?
You: you are tied to the bed now
You: now im putting an apple in your mouth
You: you cant speak
Stranger: sounds tasty
You: dont bite
Stranger: i won't
You: its my only apple
Stranger: sorry if i drool on it
Stranger: keep going
You: thats ok
You: you can drool
You: you know what id really like to do
Stranger: what?
You: leave you tied to the bed
You: with an apple in ur mouth
Stranger: and just walk away?
You: and go to the kitchen
You: and im getting all kinds of food
You: like whipped cream
Stranger: tasty
You: and strawberries
Stranger: even better
You: and im getting my dollhouse too
Stranger: ok?
You: you can hear im boiling water
Stranger: are you going to make pasta?
Stranger: i love pasta
You: you are going to be my teaparty table
Stranger: sounds fun
You: yea you like that dont you
Stranger: but i use my incredibly strong arms to bust out of the ropes
You: so im putting all of my dolls next to you
You: no you cant
Stranger: too late
Stranger: i even broke your bed too
You: i have used barbed wire to tie you with
You: so your bleeding like a pig now
You: WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING ON MY BED MISTER!?
Stranger: i've spent many summers at the beach, so my skin is as tough as leather
Stranger: i'm not bleeding
You: QUIET
You: you still have an apple in your mouth
Stranger: i stepped on a bottle of ketchup
Stranger: and i ate your only apple
Stranger: and it was tasty
You: i guess you are in some big troubles mister
Stranger: now i ripping off your dolls' clothes
You: i think some boiling water will cool you down
Stranger: i'm going to make love to them
You: hows that
You: all that boiling water in ur nostrils
You: yeah sniff it baby
Stranger: the boiling water makes me turn green
You: you know i like it
Stranger: and giant
Stranger: my shirt rips off
You: no its nylon
You: its melting to your skin
Stranger: i start breaking things in your house
You: i grab a fire extinguisher
Stranger: i grab a doll
You: i hit you the face
Stranger: and shove it down my pants
Stranger: the hit only makes me hornier
You: thats my doll you sick fuck!
You: thats Suzie
Stranger: i start humping the doll
You: SHE MADE YOU A COOKIE FFS
Stranger: "oh suzie, you feel so good!"
You: im putting you on the naughty list
Stranger: i cum and the doll fills up quickly
You: could you please leave mister
You: i dont want you in my house anymore
Stranger: i'm still cumming
Stranger: the room begins to flood with my cum
You: i dont think Patrick Swayze will approve of this
You: please go away now
Stranger: i grab you and swim you to safety
Stranger: but i just rescued you
You: no i drank it all up with my cumguzzlingabilities
Stranger: oh hawt
Stranger: my boner gets even larger
You: i have boots of the slut which give me +15 cumdrinking
Stranger: i cast cock of the infinite

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: say
You: hi
Stranger: do you kow the difference between a jew and a pizza?
You: lol
You: no tell me
Stranger: THE PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM IN THE OVEN
Stranger: HOHOHOHO
You: omfg
You: rofl
Stranger: do you know how many jews you can fit in a volkswagon?
You: tell me
Stranger: 2 in the front
Stranger: 3 in the back
Stranger: 150 IN THE ASHTRAY
Stranger: HOHOHOHO
You:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hai
You: where are u from?
Stranger: kentucky
You: I Holland
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: k
You: *waaaaaaat* where are my wooden shoes???!
You: do u have wooden shoes?!
Stranger: no im allergic
You: allergic, wood?
Stranger: yes
You: what is your made of then?
You: your house*
Stranger: metal and various plastics
You: ok
Stranger: and bricks of course
You: brb have to check the ho's
Stranger: i thought holland stop making hos
Stranger: tell them i sed hai
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: there
Stranger: hi
You: where are u from?
Stranger: brazil and you ?
You: holland
Stranger: cool
You: brb have to take some weed
Stranger: first from holland
You: yeah
Stranger: lol alright
Stranger: can i have some ?
You: grrrrr i cant find my wooden shoes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i want some weed too
You: what's your post address, i send you some
Stranger: and have sex in public
You: yeah all over the street i can see them from my living room
Stranger: thats cool, you dont even have to spend your money with porns
Stranger: you just go out and get some sex
You: yes can get everyone who ever you want
Stranger: what a paradise

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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:24 schreef Isegrim het volgende:
Nou, jee, wat nieuw zeg. Dat kon met ICQ al.

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Stranger: ...
You: hamas
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 16:49 schreef Mopst3r het volgende:
hamas

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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:51 schreef wotty45 het volgende:
-weg-

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Omegle
Talk to strange
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hee
Stranger: Hello
You: wassup?
Stranger: What color balloon do you think tells the best stories ?
You: red
Stranger: red, yeah I like the red balloons too
You: yes, they're awesome
Stranger: What's your favorite flavor of bowling ball
You: strawberry
You: or banana..
Stranger: so what is it you like to do with strawberry flavored balls ?
You: suck em
Stranger: fag
You: no, im not a man.
Stranger: I'm sorry you walked right into it
Stranger: oh then it's perfectly natural
You: exactly