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You: ok, you also got a penis?
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You: does it have peanuts and cocholade also?
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Ik had er net eentje uit Mars, Finland en Amerikaquote:
Landen die er nog niet bij staan dusquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 16:40 schreef Adolecens het volgende:
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Ik had er net eentje uit Mars, Finland en Amerika
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http://omgbash.com/index.cgi?id=105quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 16:46 schreef HSG-BOMBER het volgende:
Stranger: where you live?
Stranger: i from mexico
You: oh
You: the us
Stranger: you speak Spanish?
You: no
You: you clean houses?
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Ik ook met een Chinees, gepoogd het verschil tussen Holland en Nederland uit te leggen enzo. Heb zelfs zijn msn gekregen.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 16:57 schreef cptmarco het volgende:
ik heb zo even een normaal gesprek met een brazilaan gehad...
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Mensen die meer info uitwisselen na Omeglequote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:00 schreef Belhameltje het volgende:
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Ik ook met een Chinees, gepoogd het verschil tussen Holland en Nederland uit te leggen enzo. Heb zelfs zijn msn gekregen.
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
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Ach hij vroeg erom en ik heb even snel een nieuwe live account aangemaakt. Best grappig, we hebben het nu over het communisme.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:04 schreef raaavi het volgende:
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Mensen die meer info uitwisselen na Omegle!
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You: fok?
Stranger: ja
You: haha
You: ok
You: hihi kom we gaan zo allebei dit gesprek posten
Stranger:oooo
Stranger: doe maar
You: ja jij ook doen he:(
Stranger: mag ik je rickrollen
Stranger: nog nooit gedaan
You: nou vooruit
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Stranger: leuk zeg
Stranger: jeetje
You: hoe voelt het
Stranger: valt tegen
You: ja
You: ik denk
You: dat je het niet moet aankondigen
Stranger: had er toch meer van verwacht
Stranger: wellicht ja
You: probeer nog es dan
Stranger: nee, nu is de verrassing helemaal weg
You: oh
You: nou jammer
You: denk je dat ze dit gesprek straks grappig vinden
You: op fok?
Stranger: nee
You: kut
You: zeg es iets grappig dan
Stranger:
Stranger: heb geen grappen
You: oh
You: ik moet eten
You: ik post m straks wel
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok is goed
You: jij ook doen he
Stranger: lees hem straks wel
Stranger: ja
You: okee
Stranger: heb hem onder mijn ctrl-c
You: doei
Stranger: doei
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quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:23 schreef alexis_ het volgende:
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ja sorry, maar wat moet ik met zo'n 11 - 15 jarige in een chat. :-)
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You: STARING CONTEST
You: -_-
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quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hallo!
You: hey
You: alles goed?
Stranger: haha ja hoor
Stranger: nederlands of belgisch?
You: engels
Stranger: leuk
Stranger: hoe heet je?
You: maar dit gaat 'm worden!
Stranger: ik weet het wel zeker
Stranger: FOK! deze shit
You: nou
You: kom maar op!
Stranger: of dbb
You: plaats jij 'm of ik?
Stranger: doe jij maar
You: ok
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:36 schreef Jordaanvandbb het volgende:
3227 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
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Ik dacht al, wie heeft die kinderachtige humorquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:43 schreef Jordaanvandbb het volgende:
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: poep
You: chinees
You: lik de ballen
Stranger: That's kinda rude isn't it
You: van een poepje
You: rude
Stranger: Your Dutch right
You: no
You: me is from kazachstan
Stranger: BORAT
You: emtju
You: eny wer ju from
Stranger: You are trying to be funny, right?
You: wat is vunnie
You: f
You: unnie
Stranger: Your probably from Fok
You: no me is from dbb
You: wer doe joe lif
Rightquote:Stranger: jah owkeejd an kank ut me cvoorstellen dat ut iets midnere voor je was!!!
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Stranger: hey babe
You: hoi, ik ben van Fok!
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Zelfde met they're, there and their.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:47 schreef HSG-BOMBER het volgende:
Mensen die het verschil tussen your en you're niet weten
Ik had net ook iemand die buttsecks zeiquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:33 schreef Daniane het volgende:
You: gütentag.
Stranger: BUTTSECKS?
You: yes
You: nice.
You: you give or take.
You: ?
Stranger: I disconnect.
You: why.
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Vast dezelfde.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:37 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
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Ik had net ook iemand die buttsecks zei
Dat weet je niet.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:44 schreef Maartel het volgende:Grappige site!
Maar hoe weet ik nou dat dit geen hoax is, en dat er niet stiekem één Fok!-er zit te gieren van 't lachen om al z'n chats?
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:44 schreef Maartel het volgende:Grappige site!
Maar hoe weet ik nou dat dit geen hoax is, en dat er niet stiekem één Fok!-er zit te gieren van 't lachen om al z'n chats?
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You: hi
Stranger: Edward?
You: no, Rick
Stranger: Hi Rick
You: never gonna give me up!
Stranger: ?
You: never gonna let me down!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: never thought id be rick rolled in omegle
You: lol
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Daar zijn teveel mensen voor tegelijk aan het chatten. Of het moet een complot zijn!quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:44 schreef Maartel het volgende:
Grappige site!
Maar hoe weet ik nou dat dit geen hoax is, en dat er niet stiekem één Fok!-er zit te gieren van 't lachen om al z'n chats?
Die had ik net ookquote:
En één of andere Off Topic forumquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:57 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
Er zitten mensen van meer fora. Ellegirl, DBB, desims2.nl
Zulke gesprekken vind ik het leukstquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 18:46 schreef Danny het volgende:
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Stranger: Is life empty and without meaning?
You: no, you are
Stranger: Snap!
You: i've got the power!
Stranger: I must go
Stranger: Don't forget me
stranger dangerquote:Connecting to server...
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Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: how it going?
You: good
You: i'm rick
You: and you
Stranger: ted
You: ok ted! never gonna give me up!
Stranger: ok
You: never gonna let me down...
Stranger: stranger danger!!!
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quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:07 schreef Danny het volgende:
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Stranger: Hello! I´m Luiz from Brazil - Man - 30 years old.
You: hi fok?
You: hello luis
Stranger: hello
You: fok from holland
You: whore you?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: very well
Stranger: and you?
You: fine
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Natalie Holloway
Stranger: nice to meet yoy!
You: they all think i am dead
You: and i will be tomorrow
You: nobody knows
You: but i'm going to do it tonight
You: ive got the pills
You: they all make fun of me
You: nobody loves me
Stranger: ohhhh god
You: hell is a lot better than being alive
Stranger: why?
You: you are the last one to talk to me
You: read the news
You: tomorrow
You: bye
Stranger: wait
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ben ik nou gemeen??
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Im looking for brad, the left one, from england. we spoke 5 minutes ago, and i send you 3 pictureswe got disconnected! email me on famschuurkamp@hotmail.com x channa
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:12 schreef Daniane het volgende:
You: gutentag.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: GUTEN TAG!
Stranger: I LOVE THAT SONG!
Je sure namequote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:11 schreef Dagoduck het volgende:
You: hi iam rick
Stranger: jake
You: my sure name is rolled
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i just shit myself
Stranger: your a fucking newfag arent you
You: So, iam never gonna give you up
Stranger: uh huh
You: and iam never gonna let you down
Stranger: gtfo newfag
You: yeah i like you
Stranger: you should be doing better
Stranger: than that
You: ok
You: fok.nl
Stranger: it aint 9 months ago
You: FOK!
Stranger: youll think of something
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Stranger: hii
You: hi!
You: fok?
Stranger: fok??
You: yes fok?
Stranger: i dunno
You: you donlt know fok???
Stranger: no i don't
You: lucky bastard
Stranger: haha
You: i know fok
Stranger: whats fok?
You: i big fat ugly forum over here
Stranger: ooo that one
Stranger: a Dutch one right?
You: yeah, you know fok also!!
Stranger: yess!
You: you're not a lucky bastard
You: wanna fok?
You: fokking can be nice
Stranger: i know
You: go fok somewhere else!
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Whehehe dennie wordt weer ns gepwnedquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:16 schreef Danny het volgende:
You: Howdy
Stranger: Are you hot?
You: yes
You: of course
Stranger: I should have known
You: it's fucking 118 degrees out there
You: what are you, a moron?
Stranger: Yes I am actually
You: the should ban idiots like you from using the internet
You: did you have a lobotomy?
Stranger: yes they should, it should be the preserve of noce people like you
You: exactly
Stranger: I've had two lobotomies.
You: ah, that explains it all
Stranger: One more and I'll be as dumb as you!
You: shit. i just got owned...
You:
You:
Stranger: Have fun!
You: greetz from Holland
You:
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quote:Stranger: hi girl ?
You: Yes
Stranger: age?
You: 16
Stranger: get ur boobs out ?
You: yeah im touching my pussy right now
Stranger: sweet, show me some boobs
You: yeh
Stranger: u got a sister?
You: yeah
Stranger: age ?
You: 16 aswell
You: We are siamese twins
Stranger: sweet
You: She says hi
Stranger: i say bye
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You: Cindy?
Stranger: hellooo
You: cindy, is that you?
Stranger: yes?
You: It's me, Paul!!
You: Sorry bout that, my connection went wrong
Stranger: my name is cindy
Stranger: hi paul^^
Stranger: haha
Stranger: pretty funny we found eahcother again
You: I am so glad!
Stranger: me to:P
You: I would have hated to never speak to you again, I really enjoyed our conversation
Stranger: yeah, you seem to be a nice person
You: So did you still get the one about London?
Stranger: yeah
You: what do you think about it?
Stranger: im not sure actually
You: we don't have to make it like a date or something, I'd just like to talk to you face to face
Stranger: hmm okey, well you know there's alot of weirdos out there
You: So how do I convince you?
You: I'm really a good guy!
You: And I'm not thát much older, if that's your worry
Stranger: yeah i think so to, but you know...
Stranger: no not at all
You: okay
You: so what's the problem?
Stranger: there's no problem but... haha im shy
You: we could meet at a place you come often, so it isn't that scary?
You: I'll be there from may 11 till may 23..
Stranger: okey, but what do you whant to do?
Stranger: it's embarrassing if we have nothing to talk about haha:P
You: moment, havin a little wee
Stranger: okey
You: I'm back!
You: I don't think we won't have anything to talk about
You: I'm sure I'd have a lot to tell (I always do) and maybe you could show me some of your city
Stranger: no maybe not
Stranger: yeah i guess i could
Stranger: how old where you now again?
You: 28
You: so, are you alone at home at the moment?
Stranger: and you do know how old i am right?
You: sure, but I've had younger girls before you, it always works out well
Stranger: how old where they?
You: I've had all kind of ages, but they never were younger than 17!!
You: you're hot
Stranger: how do you know how i look?
You: no, I just mean "you young girls"
You: I love you
Stranger: haha naaw^^
Stranger: well, i guess you could come here, i mean why not..
You: yes.. it's not like I'm some dirty old guy or anything, I just find it refreshing how you look at life
You: keeps me young as well, if you know what I mean
Stranger: yeah,
Stranger: but we have to meet in a public place
You: sure
You: I completely understand you want to be carefull
Stranger: okey:)
You: I'd want my daughter to be as well
Stranger: yeah, there's alot of weirdos out there you know
You: so, do you have a lot of friends?
Stranger: would you like to meet them aswell or?
Stranger: mm define a lot?
You: what are your friends like?
Stranger: haha what do you mean? there nice
You: nicelooking?
Stranger: i guess
You: how often do you get together?
Stranger: mostly on the weekends
You: mmm nice
You: so what day would you like to meet me, Cindy?
Stranger: doesn't really matter, a saturday?
You: saturday 16th?
You: Should I bring you any gifts from here?
Stranger: takes a long time for you to answer?
You: I was checking my agenda to see what days I'm off, sorry to keep you waiting!
Stranger: haha if you like to:)
You: I'll make it up to you!
You: So, any dutch treats you're longing for?
Stranger: not really:P
Stranger: just whant to meet you
You: Well, than you'll probably be in for the biggest treat
You: I'm the best our country has to offer anyway
You: I'll have to go within a few minutes
Stranger: haha your funny
You: thanks
Stranger: okey
You: so what time shall we meet?
You: o, a place might be good to know as well
Stranger: so how do i contact you?
You: Big city that london
You: could I have your email-adress?
Stranger: can i have your instead?
You: sure, but I'd like to be able to mail you as well!
Stranger: well, if i can have your e-mail, then i'll mail you
You: O, that would be good!
You: have you got more pics?
Stranger: i'll send you a pick
You: you can send them to xxxxxx@hotmail.com
You: some of your friends might be nice as well.. they say a lot about a person, you know
You: so where do you want to meet?
Stranger: okey, but are you more intrested in my friends than me?
You: Nooooo!!
You: Their just nice extras
Stranger: im not sure, at the airport? there's a nice resturant there
You: Isn't very close to my hotel, and I'll arrive the 11th
Stranger: at the lobby of your hotel?
You: I'm staying at Wedgewoods
You: you know that one?
Stranger: okey
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: i can take e cab?
You: I'm sure that's possible in London
Stranger: haha really?
Stranger: of course it is.
You: so you'll pick me up there?
Stranger: i'll meet you there
You: I'll have my notebook in my room, perhaps you could see some of my work
You: what time?
Stranger: first i whant to meet you in the lobby, where theres people
You: okay
Stranger: 18.00?
You: works for me
You: I hate to say this, but I'll have to go now
Stranger: great
You: dag moppie :-P
Stranger: i'll e-mail you:)
You: nice
You: (that's dutch)
You: shall I learn you how to say goodbye in dutch?
Stranger: what does it mean?
You: something like "bye sweetie" =)
Stranger: aufwhidersehen?
You: that's german
You: what an awful mistake to make =P
Stranger: haha okey
Stranger: haha i wasn't sure
You: "dag kanjer" will work for me
Stranger: dag kanjer Paul
You: yay!!! dag moppie!
Talk to you soon!
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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:22 schreef EggsTC het volgende:
Ik geloof sowieso nooit als iemand zegt dat hij/zij vrouw is op een site als dit.
quote:You: Stop! in the name of love
Stranger: ok, Hi
You: Before you break my heart
Stranger: i wont
You: that is good to know
You: i have this in my mind
You: do you know the singer
Stranger: no, but i know the song
Stranger: or i think so
You: that is terrible, you know the song
You: it keeps nagging
Stranger: no it wont
You: no, but now you have this song in your head...
Stranger: yes i have
Stranger:
You: i'm sorry for that
Knip eerst die linker er af dan! Ben je wel helemaal goed wijs?!quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:28 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
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Ze is de linkse.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:28 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7876/img3628.jpg
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You: Hey!
Stranger: hi
You: Where u from?
Stranger: this is strange
Stranger: why are you here?
You: yea it is
Stranger: colorado
Stranger: you?
You: because i went here, because of a link on a site
You: Near Amsterdam
Stranger: smoke weed?
You: Haha,
You: no i dont smoke
Stranger: good for you
You: Did something interesting today?
Stranger: nope, i'm in school
Stranger: you?
You: Still at school?
You: how late is it over there?
Stranger: 11:30 AM
You: hmm, 19:30 here
You: I nearly got hit by a car today
Stranger: glad you didn't. that would've sucked
Stranger: is english your first language?
You: No, it's dutch
You: why?
Stranger: you speak good english
You: thank you
You: Have you learned any other languages?
Stranger: i've learned some basic spanish.
Stranger: Yes lunch time. bye.
You: Bye
Zo, is die discussie eindelijk voorbijquote:Stranger: nope
You: nice, i need your help
Stranger: why?
You: do you know whether it is friet or patat
Stranger: if I'm not dutch, I don't know
You: here in the netherlands we can't decide which one is correct
Stranger: patat seems better
You: thx
You: i agree
gast!quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:28 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7876/img3628.jpg
Die vrouwen daar zijn irritant.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:29 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: but don't say you'lll never gonna live me down
You: Ill never desert you.
Stranger: say that you love me, say that you need me
You: Say you, say me
You: SAY IT FOREVER
Stranger: say when you're whithout me you can't get me off your mind
You: I will love you, always.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
You: Great.
Stranger: are you a boy, right?
You: No
Stranger: shit
Stranger: we're lesbian
You: Oh goddamnit, not again
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:35 schreef basmens het volgende:
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gast!
alles goed\? lekker ding man die linker![]()
grappige shit dit, alleen verveelt wel snel
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You: cindy???
You: is that you??
Stranger: Jéssica
You: ow, did you spoke to a cindy??
You: she left her wallet at my place
You: we agreed to spoke to each other here at 19:30, but i can't find here
You: i don't have here number
You: listen, when you talk to here, say here that Rick is looking for here
You: and i'll be back at 20:00
You: ok?
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Ja echt hè, kolerequote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:37 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
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Die vrouwen daar zijn irritant.
Denk je de ideale te hebben gevonden, moet je alleen nog even naar het geslacht te vragen.
ja echt hoor blondjesquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:37 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
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Dude, jij hier![]()
Als jij dan gaat voor die linker, ga ik voor die ander
Weet ik ook een beetje waar ik naar moet kijken in Italy
Inderdaad, maar de meerheid is allemaal mafkeesquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:39 schreef Terpentin07 het volgende:
Is wel grappig.Wou eerst iemand in de zeik nemen maar er zijn ook normale mensen waar je een prettig gesprek mee kan voeren.
hier een Jessicaquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:39 schreef Maartel het volgende:
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gaan we nu allemaal naar Cindy vragen?
quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: herro
You: jessica???
Stranger: its jeremy now
You: damn...
You: did you see jessica?
Stranger: dude she just ran by
Stranger: you can still catch her
Stranger: GO
You: she left her wallet at my place and i don't have her number
You: we agreed to met each other here at 19:30
You: but i can't find here
You:
Stranger: hold on igot it somewhere
You: listen.. when you see here, will you tell here that Rick is looking for here??
Stranger: Rick who?
Stranger: Rick Astley?
You: yes!!
You:
Stranger: alright ill let her youre never gonna giver her up
You: you get the picture
You: nver gonna give me up!
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quote:nnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: danny???
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: no.
Stranger: iäm not danny.
You: but you're red!
Stranger: *I'm
Stranger: you are too red.
You: no, i'm blue
You: i'm a mod
Stranger: okay
Stranger: ...
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quote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: HEY DAD
You: HI MOM
Stranger: Why do you hit me dad?
Stranger: FUCK YOU DAD
You: Because i hate u!
You: FUCK YOU TOO
You: *pew pew
You have disconnected.
Maar we blijven proberenquote:You: Hi, I’m Charlene.
I’ve been on this site for weeks and got tired of all the weirdos.
What I’m really looking for is a nice guy who isn’t judgemental, knows where I’m coming from, and is willing to meet outside Omegle as well. You have to be between 25 and 35 years old, know women aren’t just some sextoy you can throw away when you’re tired of them, and I prefer you being blonde. You got to like animals. I love animals, they’re my life.
Still interested? Say hi.
Stranger: Hi!
You: Well hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: How are you? '-'
You: I'm okay
You: who are you?
Stranger: Me too,I'm Lucas,i'm from Brazil
You: how old are you?
Stranger: I'm 16
Stranger: u_u
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quote:Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: are you from iraq?
Stranger: yeah dowtown baghdad
You: that sucks
You: im not
Stranger: jk
You: yeah right
Stranger: nyc
You: nyc?
Stranger: yeah
You: im from the netherlands
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
You: cause im cool like that
You: ^.^
Stranger: oh word?
You: word!?
Stranger: word
Stranger: Now if they get me on wire traces
I'm gonna die in comstaat
I got prior cases from riding with firearms cocked
Fire bomb box, set up by your mom's block
Go off on time, 'cause it's wired by alarm clock
I get his legs, you grab him by arms ock
We gonna go this liar harm while his crying moms watch
Last seen in Brooklyn, they found in a Bronx lot
Rifles on the roof, yeah we got him by a long shot
We don't fire warning shots, niggas fire on swat
And if they get me, Brooklyn gonna riot on spot
I'm from the hood, so I'm supplying bomb rock
'Round here that's better than buying Viacom stock
Look, you can't hold nothing, but I got a shell to give
I'll make his relative show me where the fella live
Ain't that his baby sis', get up in this Mayby' miss
Before I pull this curb and start swerving like Baby sis
If he heard yet, bet that get the word buzzing
You send a message when you kill a nigga third cousin
Niece, nephew, they gonna need Tef' too
This'll a go in and out they chest like a breath do
You Clay Aiken-soft
You playing games until this red light's on ya
It's like the Playstation's off
Smith & Wesson work, Luger nine labor
Professional shit like they did me on majors
This is family nigga, do not cross the brothers
I'll put you in the box, one hand across the other
A small price to pay, son, it might cost your mother
One of your grandparents, even your baby brother
Cause everybody knows, everybody goes
I want them in coffins, everybody's closed
Related by the streets, this is family beef
So better not touch a branch on this family tree
Nigga
quote:You: Haay
Stranger: Hayy
You: Asl? :]
Stranger: 100/God-like/Aruba
Stranger: you? :]
You: Woei.
Stranger: exactly.
You: 2 / Both / Hawai
Stranger: that must be a dilemma
You: Yea. It is.
quote:Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY!
Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY !
Stranger: HI !
You: HI !
Stranger: HELLO!
You: HELLO !
Stranger: ok, hahah !
Stranger: what's up ?
You: ok, haha!
You: what's up?
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quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Brazil?
You: sim
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quote:Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: you're sooo funny!
You: Why
Stranger: Because there are other cities and states in Brazil
You: Seriously
You: I thought rest was rainforest
You: You guys cut quiker then I thought
Stranger: You must be so busy we never stopped looking at the map of Brazil is not it?
You: How many cities of the Netherlands you know?
You: I knew 3 of Brazil
Stranger: Our floreta may be cut, but is still the largest rainforest in the world
Stranger: *forest
You: That doesn't say much because those bloody argentinians are cutting much as well
quote:You: O noes!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: where ya from
You: please don't say brazil
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and u
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quote:Stranger: where are you from?
You: the lowlands
Stranger: england?
You: almost
Stranger: ireland?
You: cold
You: england was warmer
Stranger: Wales?
You: warmer but england was warmer
Stranger: scotland
You: Wale sis not low by the way, full of mountains and hills
Stranger: it has to be scotland
You: same for scotland
Stranger: wow i am very stupid..
You: england was your best guess but still incorrect
Stranger: i abandon
Stranger: i dont know it..
You: just look at a map
Stranger: i cant find it!
You: a map on the web
Stranger: yes i know.. but i cant find it on the map
You: do not give up
You: (you got a map of europe do you?)
Stranger: give a hint
You: europe is the hint
Stranger: yeah i already knew that
Stranger: i give up
You: close to england not scotland or wales, ca not be that difficult
Stranger: what a shame
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is it lower than england?
You: yet it is lower and it is closer to england than to wales and scotland
Stranger: it is not england?
Stranger: not in england?
You: true, it is not england
Stranger: not in great-brittain i mean
You: yrue, not scotland, not wales, not england so not in the UK
You: *true
Stranger: is it across the Channal?
You: true
Stranger: France
You: no
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Belgium?
You: no
Stranger: the Netherlands?
You: yes
Stranger: omg ik kom ook uit nederland
You: took you guite a long time but you found otu eventually
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: Deze gaat op FOK
Stranger: nooooo
You: JAJAJAJAJAJA
Stranger: hahahhaa dit is echt te grappig
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:44 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I dont wanna be a pirate.
Stranger: What?
You: I do not want
You: to be a pirate
Stranger: Ah, ok. I do not wanna be a pirate too.
You: BETRAYAL!!!
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quote:You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Male?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Do you watch porn?
You: eew, no
You: don't be gross
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Soms idd niet, maar soms kom je ook mensen tegen waar je ze 2 uur mee aan het ouwehoeren bent.. Net in hoeverre je daar trek in hebt.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:50 schreef BaggerUser het volgende:
oke geen enkel gesprek duurt langer dan 2 regels
Babi pangang met lijst en loepoek en sambal beiquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:01 schreef Danny het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: oy
Stranger: where u live>
You: at home. you?
Stranger: china
You: ah, doe maal twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek. en sambal bij.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: HUH
You: twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek
Stranger: ???
You: en sambal bij
Stranger: im not chinaise
You: ow.. what are you then?
You: i am dutch
Stranger: dope
You: no, dutch
Stranger: DOPE
You: you are dope?
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O dus daarom begon die Duitser over caravansquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:48 schreef 9611Niels het volgende:
Was net met een Duitser aan het praten, vraagt ie of ik een caravanrace wil organiseren, de nationale sport van Nederland
Doen alsof je "a real horny chick" bent is ook erg hilarisch ja.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:06 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Het is wel grappig hoe die gasten je helemaal proberen in te palmen als je zegt dat je een meisje ben. Ook als je normale gesprekken hebt, het gaat niet altijd over sex
ik heb wel al een 'ik ga mezelf van kant maken' gedaan. staat in dit topic.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:07 schreef Holy_Goat het volgende:
wie post de eerste 'ik ga een school opblazen convo?'
*denk je dat je dan door de plitie wordt gehaald?
x5quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:08 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
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Dan had ik jou gister zeker aan de lijnquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:08 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
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Doen alsof je "a real horny chick" bent is ook erg hilarisch ja.
Heb het nog nooit met een Nederlander gedaan.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:12 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
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Dan had ik jou gister zeker aan de lijn
Aparte site hoorquote:Stranger: hey
Stranger: guy girl??
You: guy
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quote:Stranger: Cool
Stranger: i´m from Poços de Caldas - Minas Gerais Stade
You: never heard of
You: is it near that jesus statue?
Stranger: search in google
Stranger: you will like it
Stranger: no its in rio
You: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: DEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: yeah
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Ja, dat heb je verder nooit op het internet, hè.quote:
quote:You: hi
Stranger: TALK TO STRANGERS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hehehehequote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:17 schreef Freezor het volgende:
Stranger: hi
You: hi, asl?
Stranger: 18/ M/ 32cm
You: ....
You: im not gay
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: 32cm is a big one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Daar hebben ze het knopje "disconnect" voor uitgevonden.quote:
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:17 schreef Freezor het volgende:
Stranger: hi
You: hi, asl?
Stranger: 18/ M/ 32cm
You: ....
You: im not gay
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: 32cm is a big one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dat ben ikquote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:21 schreef Simon191 het volgende:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Emma?!
You: yes
Stranger: LIAR
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quote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oi
Stranger: hi
You: yad dooG
Stranger: how´re you/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: sknaht enif m'I
You: dnalloh
Stranger: in japanese
You: On
Stranger: i have a play 3, but he is too old
You: desrever si draobyeb ym
You: droabyek
Stranger: already make 7 years them i have one ps3 portable
You: ecin
You: gnirob
Stranger: speak english? porra
You: read backwards idiot
You:
Stranger: you are brazilian?
You:
INDIA STAAT NOG NIET IN DE OP!quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:29 schreef Flat---- het volgende:
Ik heb zojuist voor het eerst ge-omegl, erg basic maar heeft daardoor weer charme.
Mn eerste Stranger was een iemand die na 3 zinnen swatikas begon te spammen, maar mn 2e een dude uit India was wat intelligenter
quote:
...
Stranger: I do not live in a rainforest, all over the world believe that
You: Yeah because you guys cut all the rainforest
Stranger: its true :/
You: Shame
You: You live in Sao Paolo, Brasilia or Rio?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: you're sooo funny!
You: Why
Stranger: Because there are other cities and states in Brazil
You: Seriously
You: I thought rest was rainforest
You: You guys cut quiker then I thought
Stranger: You must be so busy we never stopped looking at the map of Brazil is not it?
You: How many cities of the Netherlands you know?
You: I knew 3 of Brazil
Stranger: Our floreta may be cut, but is still the largest rainforest in the world
Stranger: *forest
You: That doesn't say much because those bloody argentinians are cutting much as well
...
You: How old is your boyfriend?
Stranger: 21
You: 3 years difference?
Stranger: yes =)
You: Here your dad would nail him to the ceiling with nails through his ears
Stranger: hahahaha Why??
You: He is too old for you
You: 21 year boys want nasty things you know
You: 18 year old boys are sweet and such
Stranger: The parents are very prejudiced the netherlands
You: Or they are wise
You: Many pregnant teens here before the parents went prejudiced
Stranger: my boyfriend is not disgusting,and i'm not sweet hahaha
You: Youre the disgusting one?
You: And he is the sweet one?
Stranger: Nooo
You: Very confusing
Stranger: We have fun together, we are a couple fun
You: But you make sure you dont get pregnant right
Stranger: I'm not a sweet little girl ... I have 18 years
You: Here everone has to be virgin until they are 25
You: Except for boys
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: We are not here in brazil nymphomaniac early
You: What's that?
Stranger: I take medicine and my boyfriend condoms USA
You:You mean you lost your virginity?
Stranger: I think you think the Brazilians only think of sex
You: You say your friend uses condoms
You: So i assume you had sex
Stranger: It is normal that here ... the girls lose their virginity aged 18
Stranger: A problem with that?
You: No
You: Just not what I'm used to
You: Imagine
Stranger: I mean you never saw a girl who lost her virginity aged 18?
You: You only ever know that girls should be virgin until 25
You: And then a girl on the internets says shes no more virgin at 18
Stranger: hahaha I mind if you knew me or if I know you
You: It's just weird
Stranger: I do not care about my sexuality ... I am resolved
You: Here every boy has to find a 25 year old girl to be able to have sex
Stranger: Or prostitutes
You: They are hard to find
You: Cops shoot them when they see them
You: So they disguise themselves
You: But that way boys have trouble finding them without network
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: I don't do prostitutes
Stranger: understand ... You search the internet prostitutes?
You: An older female girlfriend did me a favor
You: No
You: Just knowing right people in this country
You: And via via they know the right people
You: and maybe they know prostitues
Stranger: Once I saw that the prostitutes were in shop windows in the netherlands
You: They are only legal in one city
You: But they aren't affordable
You: 2000 euro per time
You: Not really useful for young boys
Stranger: Very expensive
You: yes
You: Then it's better in your country
Stranger: Here the prostitutes are cheaper
Stranger: yea]s
You: Seriously?
You: But what about when cops find them?
Stranger: Some 200 or $ 300 cost
You: REALLY?
You: Here they shoot them if they run away
You: And when they stand still they just get cut off a leg or arm
You: They can choose
Stranger: Prostitution is not a crime here in brazil
You: Why do they get fined then?
You: (have to pay money)
Stranger: You can not keep a house of prostitution ... or make you girls under age prostitution isYou can not keep a house of prostitution ... or make you girls under age prostitution is
You: I understand
You: Here is one exception
You: When you pay money to the government
You: Girls may have sex with their boyfriend before 25
Stranger: And no kids under age prostitutes can find ... but the cops can not shoot anyone if they see! this is crime! is murder
You: Condition they marry
You: But it's the law? And most of times they try to avoid shooting in the head
Stranger: Really? So if I lived in Holland and had sex with my boyfriend of 18 years ... would be arrested? I get it right
You: Unless you pay money to the federal government
You: If you ever come to Holland and someone betrays you and calls the police when having sex
You: NEVER RUN
Maar ze hebben in india toch internet?quote:
Connecting to server...quote:
quote:Stranger: Hello
You: Hoi
Stranger: Whats up?
You: The sky
Stranger: Ahh ofc
You: Hehe smartass
Stranger:
Stranger: Then, whats to the right?
You: idk
Stranger: fair enough
You: Whats at my back?
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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You: ehehe
Stranger: Dammit
Stranger: xD
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quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:40 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You: GO AWAY
Stranger: im just fucking with you im dirt poor
You: Oh, do me hard.
Stranger: oh, hardly do me
You: Love me do
Stranger: ill always love you
Stranger: so pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase
You: Say you, say me, say it forever.
Stranger: love me do oooo
You: I dont trust people on here that know the BEatles
Stranger: i dont trust any people on here
You: Good point.
You: Yet, I trust you so.
Stranger: we should not take our trust of one another for granted
You: I would never.
You: You know what else Id never?
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: dont you roll me!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I did!
You: Cmon, roll me.
You: Please
You: Please do so.
Stranger: partially.......ill give it a 6.5 for the effort
You: Ah thats crap
You: Everything worked
Stranger: well you didntt finish
You: It all made sense
You: Goddamnit
You: I deserve at least an 8.
Stranger: ok 8 it is
You: Thanks.
You have disconnected.
En die link nog gepost of wat?quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:48 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
omg, anders krijg ik even een fotoalbum link met 60 foto;s![]()
Die brazilianen zijn idd echt gek
Niet verkeerd toch?quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:50 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:
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dom, vergeten
http://picasaweb.google.com.br/subluegirl/SUZANY1#
………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:53 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Lol!
Ik begin een nieuw gesprek en post de ASCII van Chris Hansen, post die andere gast gelijk de Pedobear-ASCII
gast vanquote:Stranger: By Fok! they only know few answers:
Stranger:
Google it!
RTFM!
Slotje (lock)
quote:
quote:You: hi
Stranger: AWF? Dutch? Sex?
You: lol, eikel
Stranger: AWF?
Stranger: Fegget
You: freak
Stranger: Niels?
You: nee
Stranger: JONAAAAS
You: nee ook niet
Stranger: ARRRRRRRRIBA
Stranger: Aurel?
Stranger: Steven?
You: drie keer is scheepsrecht
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quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: once upon a time
You: i said hi
Stranger: im really not sure if dean will go darkside.
You: well convert him
You: he will make a great ally!
Stranger: to you?
Stranger: or to the demons?
You: to the Force
Stranger: he has demon blood in him.
You: cause the force will be ever more powerfulll
You: I sense the Force is strong within him
Stranger: yeah but only if i can convert him
You: yeah you should make him feel his fear, and power!
You: his impatienceness, Cause the War will soon be over. and he will be the one decidint which way it shall take!
Stranger: but if he feels his fear he will surely go darkside
Stranger: i cant take any chances-
You: He shall cause Luke, Im your father
Stranger: yeah i can feel you breath right now.
You: together with my newly created demon spawn we shall rule over the galaxy!
Stranger: he can take out demons now. hes stonger than ever...
You: oh noes what do we do ?
Stranger: its crazy.
You: use the death Star!
Stranger: me haz no idea.
Stranger: ally with the angels...
You: the angels are against us
You: I provoked them with a giant cucumber ape
You: my fault
You: we do have banana Tie fighters!
Stranger: i first thought so too. but castiel was really helpfull lately
You: what did he do?
Stranger: he gave me the hint with the arkangels...
You: luke..
You: im going down
You: ive been hit
Stranger: and they came and took out that evil demon,
You: help me!
You: @#$@$%**&^%&
You: ....
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Mooi chickie.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:04 schreef kip_zonder-kop het volgende:
Zijn er al meer mensen die een spannend gesprek met deze chick hebben gehad?
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quote:You: knock knock
Stranger: Hi, my Jing juu and i;m from thailand
Stranger: im lookin for a boyfriend or girlfriend
You: hi
Stranger: for susutre wife or husband
Stranger: i have 3 lil girls for sale
Stranger: yours for 220
Stranger: from thailand
You: I don't want yellow kids
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: they make good wives]
Stranger: good cooks, good sex
You: they are yellow
Stranger: i train them myself
Stranger: so?
Stranger: ur white
Stranger: rhymes wioth shite
You: they won't fit in my interior
Stranger: so imright
You: srry
Stranger: my whiote
Stranger: why not
Stranger: there small enough
Stranger: ur strange u stranger
You: do they fit in a shoebox?
natuurlijk. de slet.quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 22:04 schreef kip_zonder-kop het volgende:
Zijn er al meer mensen die een spannend gesprek met deze chick hebben gehad?
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