Geniale site: Omegle #5

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: guy girl??
You: guy
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Misschien een idee voor rare vragen stellen:


If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

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Stranger: Cool
Stranger: i´m from Poços de Caldas - Minas Gerais Stade
You: never heard of
You: is it near that jesus statue?
Stranger: search in google
Stranger: you will like it
Stranger: no its in rio
You: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: DEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: yeah
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Stranger: hi
You: hi, asl?
Stranger: 18/ M/ 32cm
You: ....
You: im not gay
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: 32cm is a big one
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Ik was de eerste!

Omegle

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You: hi
Stranger: TALK TO STRANGERS
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:17 schreef Freezor het volgende:
Stranger: hi
You: hi, asl?
Stranger: 18/ M/ 32cm
You: ....
You: im not gay
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: 32cm is a big one
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Hehehehe

omg sommige mensen typen zo traag

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Stranger: Emma?!
You: yes
Stranger: LIAR

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:20 schreef Holy_Goat het volgende:
omg sommige mensen typen zo traag

Daar hebben ze het knopje "disconnect" voor uitgevonden.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:17 schreef Freezor het volgende:
Stranger: hi
You: hi, asl?
Stranger: 18/ M/ 32cm
You: ....
You: im not gay
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: 32cm is a big one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Die finse meiden zijn best sympathiek

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Stranger: moro paskoille
You: nee dank je, ik ben net gestopt
Stranger: dutch?
You: nee, hoezo?
Stranger: sry i don't understand
You: where u from?
Stranger: finlanf
Stranger: finland*
You: demi.fi?
Stranger: hah
You: Geniale site: Omegle #5
You:
Stranger: nice
You: you'll be on there in a few minutes.
You: so if you wanne be famous, type in your name
You: I'm Danny
Stranger: type my name where?
Stranger: i'm milla
You: in this chat. the chat will be posted in the topic
You: hi milla, nice to meet you
You: you're a guy right?
Stranger: no, im a girl
Stranger:
You: really?
Stranger: yeeh
You: every guy on here claims he's a girl
Stranger: well i am really a girl :p
You: i'll just have to take your word for it then
Stranger: how old are you ? =)
You: 37
Stranger: okay
You: shocking isn't it?
You: LOL
Stranger: no, just the right age
You: for what?
You: a catheter?
Stranger: catheter?=o
You: a pee-tube you know, like senior citizens have
You: nevermind
You: so you're in your thirties too?
Stranger: nope
You: so how old are you?
Stranger: 17
You: I remember when I was 17
You: vaguely
You: It was in 1988
Stranger: great
You: yeah
You: you're making me feel really old
You: thanks a lot
Stranger: you're making me feel young, too young =p
You:
You: well, it's been a pleasure talking with you
You: there are a lot of people from finland on here it seems
You: and all of you seem very nice
Stranger: yeah i know, dunno how we all end up here:D
You:
You: maybe we'll meet again
Stranger: ok =)
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:21 schreef Simon191 het volgende:
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Stranger: Emma?!
You: yes
Stranger: LIAR

Dat ben ik

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Stranger: hii
You: I'am gonna blow up a school
Stranger: GRAEEETT
You: Great you mean?
Stranger: val dood
You: ja jij ook.
Stranger: ahahah
You: miesschien is het jouw school wel
Stranger: nedelrands ziie ik
You: nedelrands ja
Stranger: welke provincie
You: noord holland
You: FOK!
You: shit zij ik het weer.
Stranger: jammer dan is niet mijn school
You: Ken je fok niet?
Stranger: amsterdam ..?
You: Den Helder.
You: :0
Stranger: oow
You: Maar ken je fok.nl?
Stranger: jonge ..?
Stranger: nee
You: ja een jonge ja
Stranger: hoe oud bn je dan
You: meisjes durfen geen scholen op te blazen
You: 15
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: ow nee
Stranger: durf ik wel hoor
You: Alsof jij een lief zielig meisje bent
Stranger: nee bn ik niet
You: Je bent zeker heel stout?
Stranger: jaa man heel stout
You: Neuqen?
Stranger: kom maar rotterdam
You: Nee, ik ben voor AZ
Stranger: k bn voor niemand ;P
You: Ok zie je morgen, op rotterdam centraal
Stranger: is goed
You: Ik ga nu alvast lopen
You: bye
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Stranger: hi
You: Jan?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Apr.
You: o
You:

You: emma?
You: melissa?
Stranger: no
You: other hot girl?
Stranger: emily
You: y right
Stranger: daisy?
You: neuqen?
Stranger: ladyboys?
You: wanna fuck i asked
Stranger: !!1moralfag!!!1
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You: oi
Stranger: hi
You: yad dooG
Stranger: how´re you/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: sknaht enif m'I
You: dnalloh
Stranger: in japanese
You: On
Stranger: i have a play 3, but he is too old
You: desrever si draobyeb ym
You: droabyek
Stranger: already make 7 years them i have one ps3 portable
You: ecin
You: gnirob
Stranger: speak english? porra
You: read backwards idiot
You:
Stranger: you are brazilian?
You:

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Stranger: Oh its you again.
You: me ?
Stranger: ...I love you
Stranger: Yes you
You: cool
You: iam Bubba
Stranger: Babe, I love you
Stranger: Im Cynthia
Stranger: I love you
You: i live in a prison
Stranger: how do you have a computer?
You: It's wired in the ass of my cellmate
Stranger: I would like to like that ass then
Stranger: It seems so perfect
You: When he farts we get electric
Stranger: Thats making me horny
You: Yeah i bet
Stranger: It is
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: Im horny for you
You: cool
Stranger: YOUR BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

You: really ?
Stranger: My name is John
Stranger: I HATE YOU
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Ik heb zojuist voor het eerst ge-omegl, erg basic maar heeft daardoor weer charme.

Mn eerste Stranger was een iemand die na 3 zinnen swatikas begon te spammen, maar mn 2e een dude uit India was wat intelligenter

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Stranger: i think about unicorns
Stranger: and if i could create one
You: what would you do if you could create a unicorn?
Stranger: by crossing a rhino with a horse
You: i think i would eat it
Stranger: use it?
Stranger: but that would be illegal
Stranger: because it would be endangered
Stranger: i would make 2
Stranger: and make them breed
Stranger: and then eat the offspring
You: how many would you have to create, in order for me to be able to eat some? :-)
Stranger: i'd give you one of the first kids
Stranger: just cause you're special
You: thank you so much
Stranger: no problem hombre
Stranger: do you think fruit can feel us eating them?
Stranger: cause that would make me feel awful.
You: i think it can. i was eating a kiwi this morning, and i could feel it cry
Stranger: and yet you still ate it?
You: so i thought... what do i do now?
Stranger: and what did you do?
You: well, i mean... if i stop eating it, it may be alive but mutilated and heavily injured
You: and if i continue, that kiwi dies
You: out of compassion, i decided to eat it.
Stranger: did you at least do it quickly
Stranger: as to lessen the suffering?
Stranger: or did you enjoy that kiwi
You: yes ofcourse i did do it quickly
Stranger: i bet you did, you sick bastard
You: and now i am afraid to go to hell....
You: because it tasted to sweet
You: i feel so ashamed
Stranger: you know what else tastes sweet?
Stranger: human flesh
Stranger: but you don't see people eating that every day
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:29 schreef Flat---- het volgende:
Ik heb zojuist voor het eerst ge-omegl, erg basic maar heeft daardoor weer charme.

Mn eerste Stranger was een iemand die na 3 zinnen swatikas begon te spammen, maar mn 2e een dude uit India was wat intelligenter

INDIA STAAT NOG NIET IN DE OP!

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:28 schreef Holy_Goat het volgende:

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Sorry dat ik het zeg, maar deze is redelijk geniaal. Inclusief pic onderaan.

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Stranger: I do not live in a rainforest, all over the world believe that
You: Yeah because you guys cut all the rainforest
Stranger: its true :/
You: Shame
You: You live in Sao Paolo, Brasilia or Rio?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: you're sooo funny!
You: Why
Stranger: Because there are other cities and states in Brazil
You: Seriously
You: I thought rest was rainforest
You: You guys cut quiker then I thought
Stranger: You must be so busy we never stopped looking at the map of Brazil is not it?
You: How many cities of the Netherlands you know?
You: I knew 3 of Brazil
Stranger: Our floreta may be cut, but is still the largest rainforest in the world
Stranger: *forest
You: That doesn't say much because those bloody argentinians are cutting much as well

...

You: How old is your boyfriend?
Stranger: 21
You: 3 years difference?
Stranger: yes =)
You: Here your dad would nail him to the ceiling with nails through his ears
Stranger: hahahaha Why??
You: He is too old for you
You: 21 year boys want nasty things you know
You: 18 year old boys are sweet and such
Stranger: The parents are very prejudiced the netherlands
You: Or they are wise
You: Many pregnant teens here before the parents went prejudiced
Stranger: my boyfriend is not disgusting,and i'm not sweet hahaha
You: Youre the disgusting one ?
You: And he is the sweet one?
Stranger: Nooo
You: Very confusing
Stranger: We have fun together, we are a couple fun
You: But you make sure you dont get pregnant right
Stranger: I'm not a sweet little girl ... I have 18 years
You: Here everone has to be virgin until they are 25
You: Except for boys
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: We are not here in brazil nymphomaniac early
You: What's that?
Stranger: I take medicine and my boyfriend condoms USA
You: You mean you lost your virginity?
Stranger: I think you think the Brazilians only think of sex
You: You say your friend uses condoms
You: So i assume you had sex
Stranger: It is normal that here ... the girls lose their virginity aged 18
Stranger: A problem with that?
You: No
You: Just not what I'm used to
You: Imagine
Stranger: I mean you never saw a girl who lost her virginity aged 18?
You: You only ever know that girls should be virgin until 25
You: And then a girl on the internets says shes no more virgin at 18
Stranger: hahaha I mind if you knew me or if I know you
You: It's just weird
Stranger: I do not care about my sexuality ... I am resolved
You: Here every boy has to find a 25 year old girl to be able to have sex
Stranger: Or prostitutes
You: They are hard to find
You: Cops shoot them when they see them
You: So they disguise themselves
You: But that way boys have trouble finding them without network
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: I don't do prostitutes
Stranger: understand ... You search the internet prostitutes?
You: An older female girlfriend did me a favor
You: No
You: Just knowing right people in this country
You: And via via they know the right people
You: and maybe they know prostitues
Stranger: Once I saw that the prostitutes were in shop windows in the netherlands
You: They are only legal in one city
You: But they aren't affordable
You: 2000 euro per time
You: Not really useful for young boys
Stranger: Very expensive
You: yes
You: Then it's better in your country
Stranger: Here the prostitutes are cheaper
Stranger: yea]s
You: Seriously?
You: But what about when cops find them?
Stranger: Some 200 or $ 300 cost
You: REALLY?
You: Here they shoot them if they run away
You: And when they stand still they just get cut off a leg or arm
You: They can choose
Stranger: Prostitution is not a crime here in brazil
You: Why do they get fined then?
You: (have to pay money)
Stranger: You can not keep a house of prostitution ... or make you girls under age prostitution isYou can not keep a house of prostitution ... or make you girls under age prostitution is
You: I understand
You: Here is one exception
You: When you pay money to the government
You: Girls may have sex with their boyfriend before 25
Stranger: And no kids under age prostitutes can find ... but the cops can not shoot anyone if they see! this is crime! is murder
You: Condition they marry
You: But it's the law? And most of times they try to avoid shooting in the head
Stranger: Really? So if I lived in Holland and had sex with my boyfriend of 18 years ... would be arrested? I get it right
You: Unless you pay money to the federal government
You: If you ever come to Holland and someone betrays you and calls the police when having sex
You: NEVER RUN

[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door Skylark. op 06-04-2009 21:38:18 ]

Ik ben ook weer even van de partij.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: noob
You: yes I am sir
Stranger: youre too slow
Stranger: im fast
Stranger: too fast
You: yes way too fast
Stranger: lightning quick reflexes
You: but not for this one
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You: take that
Stranger: i love that song
Stranger: do it again
You: i dont take requests
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that sucks
You: you too
You:
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: dont ever leave me
You: will you have sex with me?>
Stranger: yes
You: how many times a day?
Stranger: infinity
You: sounds good
Stranger: just one time but it will be continuous
You: but youre not the only person i want to have sex with
Stranger: will have sex now until forever continuously
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: i dont have to be
Stranger: you can have sex with them while were having sex
You: im getting horny now stop it
Stranger: do you like penises?
You: no only pussies do you have one of those?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have an asshole though
Stranger: does that work?
You: not really sorry i thought you was a women
You: now i have to leave you
You: goodbeye
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