Geniale site: Omegle #5

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:38 schreef Adolecens het volgende:

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gaan we nu allemaal naar Cindy vragen?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: HEY!
Stranger: who is this?
You: ITS ME!
Stranger: where are you from?????
You: NEDERRRRLANDD
Stranger: do i dazzle you??????
You: jwwz.
You: Yea you did
Stranger: do you smoke pot?
You: No i dont smoke
You: you do>?
Stranger: oh REALLY?
Stranger: so why do you like in netherlands
You: YARlY
Stranger: ya i smoke pot every dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: Im in the IT
You: ALRIGHT THEN!
Stranger: fukkin luv to get high
Stranger: ok bye!
You: Nom nom nom

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:39 schreef Terpentin07 het volgende:
Is wel grappig.Wou eerst iemand in de zeik nemen maar er zijn ook normale mensen waar je een prettig gesprek mee kan voeren.

Inderdaad, maar de meerheid is allemaal mafkees

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:39 schreef Maartel het volgende:

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gaan we nu allemaal naar Cindy vragen?

hier een Jessica

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Stranger: herro
You: jessica???
Stranger: its jeremy now
You: damn...
You: did you see jessica?
Stranger: dude she just ran by
Stranger: you can still catch her
Stranger: GO
You: she left her wallet at my place and i don't have her number
You: we agreed to met each other here at 19:30
You: but i can't find here
You:
Stranger: hold on igot it somewhere
You: listen.. when you see here, will you tell here that Rick is looking for here??
Stranger: Rick who?
Stranger: Rick Astley?
You: yes!!
You:
Stranger: alright ill let her youre never gonna giver her up
You: you get the picture
You: nver gonna give me up!
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Stranger: yes i finished college
Stranger: and i am going to go to law school next year
You: coool.
Stranger: its ok
You: what are you going to study
Stranger: i think it might be boring
Stranger: law i guess

ik bedoelde gewoon advocaat/rechter/ietsanders

De chat is eigenlijk nu helemaal verpest .

Ik ben al 2 fokkers tegengekomen

Gister was het leuker ja. Maar ik heb tegelijk nu wel een leuk meisje uit Canada op msn. Hele verhalen.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: danny???
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: no.
Stranger: iäm not danny.
You: but you're red!
Stranger: *I'm
Stranger: you are too red.
You: no, i'm blue
You: i'm a mod
Stranger: okay
Stranger: ...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: HEY DAD
You: HI MOM
Stranger: Why do you hit me dad?
Stranger: FUCK YOU DAD
You: Because i hate u!
You: FUCK YOU TOO
You: *pew pew
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Iedereen vraag om DANNY FOK!

You: HEY!
Stranger: ohhh hey
You: Which country u from?
Stranger: how the hell are ya
Stranger: usa
You: Im finee
You: went to school
Stranger: awesome
You: and the weather was awesome
Stranger: awesomer
You: awesomest
You: patat of friet?
You: Just say patat
Stranger: friet
You: Damnit
You have disconnected.

fucckk

Even gechat met (alweer) een Finse meid, althans dat zegt ze.
Een pic van haar (als het echt is): http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=sshitt

Kwam er via 4chan, allemaal fokkers en ellegirl mensen tot mijn schrik .

Omegle is niet de plek om de liefde van je leven te vinden

Na 20 wegklikkers kregen we dit..

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You: Hi, I’m Charlene.
I’ve been on this site for weeks and got tired of all the weirdos.
What I’m really looking for is a nice guy who isn’t judgemental, knows where I’m coming from, and is willing to meet outside Omegle as well. You have to be between 25 and 35 years old, know women aren’t just some sextoy you can throw away when you’re tired of them, and I prefer you being blonde. You got to like animals. I love animals, they’re my life.
Still interested? Say hi.
Stranger: Hi!
You: Well hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: How are you? '-'
You: I'm okay
You: who are you?
Stranger: Me too,I'm Lucas,i'm from Brazil
You: how old are you?
Stranger: I'm 16
Stranger: u_u
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Maar we blijven proberen

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Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
You: That's funny. You know why?
Stranger: because you are actually a peadofile?
You: My dad's with the FBI and he told me which sites they check. They only know of the big websites, like youtube.
You: They simply search Google.
Stranger: wow
You: What?
Stranger: your fact!
You: I lol'd though. Mind if I copy your text?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i came up with it myself

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You: Hii
Stranger: hey
You: Where you from?
You: hello?
You:

Welke fokker was dit

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You: yarrr
Stranger: freak
You: I'm just a pirate
Stranger: then ur gay
You: Pirates are people too
Stranger: NO THEY ARE NOT
Stranger: THEY KILL
Stranger: THEY STEAL
You: when you travel on the open sea for 6 months on a ship with nothing but sweaty buff men
You: it's hard to be straight all the time
You: some pirates dont kill and steal
Stranger: ye gay ones
Stranger: they are just too soft
You: they drive around in red trucks with water
You: and they put out fires
Stranger: NO WAI
You: ya rly
You: some have beards
You: but no wooden legs
You: they get lost in the fire
Stranger: meh boring
You: so, where are you from, landlubber
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Stranger: hi[
You: lots of peanut M&Ms here!
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Geen respect voor M&Ms

Oké wie post er tubgirls op Omegle?

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:02 schreef Maartel het volgende:
Oké wie post er tubgirls op Omegle?

Ze moeten van m'n foto's afblijven

Stranger: hi
You: The internet is for ....?
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
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hij krijgt hier al een tijdje geen verbinding meer

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: are you from iraq?
Stranger: yeah dowtown baghdad
You: that sucks
You: im not
Stranger: jk
You: yeah right
Stranger: nyc
You: nyc?
Stranger: yeah
You: im from the netherlands
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
You: cause im cool like that
You: ^.^
Stranger: oh word?
You: word!?
Stranger: word
Stranger: Now if they get me on wire traces
I'm gonna die in comstaat
I got prior cases from riding with firearms cocked
Fire bomb box, set up by your mom's block
Go off on time, 'cause it's wired by alarm clock
I get his legs, you grab him by arms ock
We gonna go this liar harm while his crying moms watch
Last seen in Brooklyn, they found in a Bronx lot
Rifles on the roof, yeah we got him by a long shot
We don't fire warning shots, niggas fire on swat
And if they get me, Brooklyn gonna riot on spot
I'm from the hood, so I'm supplying bomb rock
'Round here that's better than buying Viacom stock
Look, you can't hold nothing, but I got a shell to give
I'll make his relative show me where the fella live
Ain't that his baby sis', get up in this Mayby' miss
Before I pull this curb and start swerving like Baby sis
If he heard yet, bet that get the word buzzing
You send a message when you kill a nigga third cousin
Niece, nephew, they gonna need Tef' too
This'll a go in and out they chest like a breath do
You Clay Aiken-soft
You playing games until this red light's on ya
It's like the Playstation's off
Smith & Wesson work, Luger nine labor
Professional shit like they did me on majors

This is family nigga, do not cross the brothers
I'll put you in the box, one hand across the other
A small price to pay, son, it might cost your mother
One of your grandparents, even your baby brother
Cause everybody knows, everybody goes
I want them in coffins, everybody's closed
Related by the streets, this is family beef
So better not touch a branch on this family tree
Nigga

Stranger: HIYA!
You: Well hello there
Stranger: HOWS IT GOIN DUCK
You: my name is CHUCK
You: not DUCK
Stranger: oh fuck you
You: nah
Stranger: you silly litle perv
You: :S
You: i aint no perv
You: hell no
Stranger: STOP IT!
Stranger: NO
You: stop what?
Stranger: I WONT SEND YOU PICTURES OF MY TITS
You: i aint doin nuttin' ? O_o
Stranger: THATS AWFUL!
You: well i wasnt asking for that
Stranger: STOP IT!
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU!
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Ik post hier nooit, maar welke strontmongool is dit:

You: Hello
Stranger: Hi... Do you ship to The Netherlands?
You: Offcourse Chinese food and stuff
Stranger: Yeah
You: FOKKER
Stranger: I'd like some noodles and stuff...
Stranger: What's a FOKKER?
You: You are
Stranger: Oh, you're talking about that movie...
Stranger: That one with Ben Stiller...
Stranger: Right?
You: Je bent nederlands toch =.=
Stranger: What are you talking about?
Stranger: I'd like you to ship me some Pokémon...
Stranger: Can you do that?
You: Why do you want to ship to the netherlands if you aint dutch
Stranger: My Mudkip almost fainted...
Stranger: I study in The Netherlands...
Stranger: I'm from Japan...
You: Ah oke. Well I have a Terpolosion in stock.
Stranger: You mean Typhlosion, right?
You: Yeps
Stranger: That's great to... I just need new Pokémon to battle againt these newbies around here...
Stranger: How much is it gonna cost?
You: 50 euros
Stranger: That's a bit much, but OK...
Stranger: Can you send it to Groningen?
You: Go to Arnhem and drop the 50 euros in the bin on the velperweg
Stranger: Ok... Can you send my Terpolosion to Boerstraat 5 in Groningen?
Stranger: That's where I study...
Stranger: They wil give the Pokémon to me...
Stranger: When and how late do I have to drop the money in the bin?
You: midnicht on april 7th
Stranger: I'm not gonna make that...
Stranger: I need to deliver newspapers tomorrowmorning...
You: well then; krijg kanker
Stranger: What is 'krijg kanker'?
You: Just say it to your Dutch friends. They will explain
Stranger: But your Dutch... You can tell me...
You: Well i don't want to
Stranger: It's not verry nice of you to tell me to get cancer...
Stranger: Yes, i've Googled it...
You: Your smart
Stranger: Yes I am... That's why I study at Groningen...
Stranger: I don't think I wanna have a deal with someone who is telling me to get cancer...
You: Well they aren't very smart in Groningen. In the beginninge, we putt all the lunatics in Groningen and Friesland.
Stranger: Well, why is there a University there then?
You: Because we need farmers. Can't live without farmers.
Stranger: I haven't seen farmers at my university...
Stranger: :S
You: Well that's what they want you to think.
Stranger: I don't think this is going any where... You retard... Go screw yourself...

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Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY!
Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY !
Stranger: HI !
You: HI !
Stranger: HELLO!
You: HELLO !
Stranger: ok, hahah !
Stranger: what's up ?
You: ok, haha!
You: what's up?
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Stranger: HELLO
You: c'est la vie n'est pas?
Stranger: NIGGER SPEACK ENGLISH
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Stranger: Hello, this is Omegle.com. We have noticed a high traffic coming from the websites "www.4chan.org" and "www.p0T.de" . Please be aware, most people from these websites only want to see you naked ! DON'T send Pictures of you to ANYBODY! If someone says "p0t?" or "/b/" please press the "Disconnect" Button on the bottom left immediately! Thank you. Omegle.com .
You: thanks
You: do you want to see me naked?
Stranger: if you are female sure

Ik had net barack obama aan de lijn

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You: hi
Stranger: Brazil?
You: sim
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Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: you're sooo funny!
You: Why
Stranger: Because there are other cities and states in Brazil
You: Seriously
You: I thought rest was rainforest
You: You guys cut quiker then I thought
Stranger: You must be so busy we never stopped looking at the map of Brazil is not it?
You: How many cities of the Netherlands you know?
You: I knew 3 of Brazil
Stranger: Our floreta may be cut, but is still the largest rainforest in the world
Stranger: *forest
You: That doesn't say much because those bloody argentinians are cutting much as well

Stranger: pics plz
You: i'm gay
You: r u?
Stranger: yes
You: i'm a girl
You: and you?
Stranger: me too
You: great
Stranger: im really bi
You: better
You: age?
Stranger: 16
You: woow
You: i'n 17
Stranger: nice
You: you go first
You: pics i mean
Stranger: i don't have
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You: hi
Stranger: lots of weirdos on tonight
You: i'm not.
Stranger: can i test you to see?
You: yes.
Stranger: do you like niggers?
You: sometimes.
Stranger: fucking weirdo
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eigenlijk moest ik zeggen van; i'm a nigger.

Gaaf zeg.

You: You have summoned me?
Stranger: hi
You: Hello stranger
You: state your name
Stranger: asl?
You: asl? That's a funny name
You: I'm Ezechiel
Stranger: asl stands for age sex location
You: a 20 year old bus
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You: O noes!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: where ya from
You: please don't say brazil
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and u
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Stranger: if you were a german, bulbasaur would eat you alive

Was net met een Duitser aan het praten, vraagt ie of ik een caravanrace wil organiseren, de nationale sport van Nederland

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Stranger: where are you from?
You: the lowlands
Stranger: england?
You: almost
Stranger: ireland?
You: cold
You: england was warmer
Stranger: Wales?
You: warmer but england was warmer
Stranger: scotland
You: Wale sis not low by the way, full of mountains and hills
Stranger: it has to be scotland
You: same for scotland
Stranger: wow i am very stupid..
You: england was your best guess but still incorrect
Stranger: i abandon
Stranger: i dont know it..
You: just look at a map
Stranger: i cant find it!
You: a map on the web
Stranger: yes i know.. but i cant find it on the map
You: do not give up
You: (you got a map of europe do you?)
Stranger: give a hint
You: europe is the hint
Stranger: yeah i already knew that
Stranger: i give up
You: close to england not scotland or wales, ca not be that difficult
Stranger: what a shame
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is it lower than england?
You: yet it is lower and it is closer to england than to wales and scotland
Stranger: it is not england?
Stranger: not in england?
You: true, it is not england
Stranger: not in great-brittain i mean
You: yrue, not scotland, not wales, not england so not in the UK
You: *true
Stranger: is it across the Channal?
You: true
Stranger: France
You: no
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Belgium?
You: no
Stranger: the Netherlands?
You: yes
Stranger: omg ik kom ook uit nederland
You: took you guite a long time but you found otu eventually
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: Deze gaat op FOK
Stranger: nooooo
You: JAJAJAJAJAJA
Stranger: hahahhaa dit is echt te grappig

oke geen enkel gesprek duurt langer dan 2 regels

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:44 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
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You: I dont wanna be a pirate.
Stranger: What?
You: I do not want
You: to be a pirate
Stranger: Ah, ok. I do not wanna be a pirate too.
You: BETRAYAL!!!
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Deze site is echt baas.

Net 3 meisjes uit Nederland van onder de 16 achter elkaar . Dan voel me net zo'n gast uit een aflevering van Alberto Stegeman.

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You: hi
Stranger: paksa
You: I'm danny, you?
Stranger: if you meet someone who says paska say greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!1
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: promise to say that to someone who says paska<33
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: stupid danny
You: what does paksa mean?
Stranger: i mena paska
Stranger: mean*
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
You: what does it mean?
Stranger: stop that!!
Stranger: if i tell that to you, you should promise you would say greetings from sanni, to someone who says paska
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: dannny you're reatrded
You: I'm already doing it aren't i?
Stranger: stupid little danny
You: paska means 'dannny you're reatrded'?
Stranger: i have eaten danny pudding
Stranger: no it means shit
You: greetings from sanni!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: danny i love u
You: you're gay aren't you?
Stranger: im a girl stupid stupid danny
You: yeah right
Stranger: i am, sanni is a girls name stupid danny
You: in what country? because here sanni is short voor sander which is a boys name
Stranger: omg i have a boys name
Stranger: in finland
Stranger: are u from german or something?
You: you also type like a boy
You: no, holland
You: you know; the Netherlands
Stranger: yes i know
Stranger: type like boys?
Stranger: what is the way that girls type?
You: they usually talk about sex and stuff. guys don't.
You: so you're definitely a gay guy
Stranger: hahahahaha, sorry to dissapoint you, but im a girl
Stranger: if you prefered guys danny
You: sure you are
Stranger: i think that you just hope that im a guy , cause you're gay
You: nope, i'm married
You: and have 2 kids
You: and you are a gay dude
You: but your secret's safe with me
You: sander
Stranger: hahah i like guys, but im not a guy myself, you married danny
Stranger: i haven't heard the name sander in my life
You: http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&safe=off&rlz=1C1_____enNL302NL302&q=sander&btnG=Zoeken&meta=
You: i'm not bullshitting you
You: i don't bullpaska
Stranger: hahaha you remembered
You: but ofcourse. my memory span exceeds that of the typical goldfish
You: I can remember a word for more than three minutes
Stranger: isn't the goldfishes memory only three seconds?
You: my goldfish is actually quite brilliant
You: for a goldfish
You:
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: Sanni on suomalainen naisen etunimi.
Stranger: here is some finnish information for you
Stranger: it says: Sanni is a finnish women's first name
Stranger: so take that, you and your goldfish danny
You: wow
You: i believe you now
You: you from demi.fi ?
Stranger: no..?
You: ow ok
Stranger: how do you know demi.fi?
You: they have a topic about this site
You: just like we do
You: Geniale site: Omegle #5
You: I'm Danny there
You: and this chat will be there
You: as soon as we're done
Stranger: hahah lol
You: was just wondering if it would be posted on demi.fi too
Stranger: sorry but i don't have a nock there
Stranger: nick*
You: that's ok. i was just wondering anyway
You: it's been nice talking with you

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You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Male?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Do you watch porn?
You: eew, no
You: don't be gross
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:50 schreef BaggerUser het volgende:
oke geen enkel gesprek duurt langer dan 2 regels

Soms idd niet, maar soms kom je ook mensen tegen waar je ze 2 uur mee aan het ouwehoeren bent.. Net in hoeverre je daar trek in hebt.

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Stranger: Hey
You: oy
Stranger: where u live>
You: at home. you?
Stranger: china
You: ah, doe maal twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek. en sambal bij.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: HUH
You: twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek
Stranger: ???
You: en sambal bij
Stranger: im not chinaise
You: ow.. what are you then?
You: i am dutch
Stranger: dope
You: no, dutch
Stranger: DOPE
You: you are dope?
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LOL

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 21:01 schreef Danny het volgende:
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Stranger: Hey
You: oy
Stranger: where u live>
You: at home. you?
Stranger: china
You: ah, doe maal twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek. en sambal bij.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: HUH
You: twee babi pangang met lijst en kloepoek
Stranger: ???
You: en sambal bij
Stranger: im not chinaise
You: ow.. what are you then?
You: i am dutch
Stranger: dope
You: no, dutch
Stranger: DOPE
You: you are dope?
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Babi pangang met lijst en loepoek en sambal bei

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Stranger: yoyooyooooooooooooooo
You: you wasssuuuuuuup!?
Stranger: BIG UP TO MA NIGGA
You: word!
Stranger: OH HOT DAMN,THIS IS SAM,IL KEEP IT GOIN UNTIL I BREAK ME TOE
You: aight, keep it real and on the low bro
You: you a shitpusher?
Stranger: HELL YEA NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!PUSHY PUSHY PUSH PUSH PUSHY PUSHY PUSY PUSHY!!!!
You: then go push in yo momma's shit
You: idiot
Stranger: iiTE WILL DO
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You: hi!
Stranger: what do you want for christmas?
You: hmmm, a new motorcycle would be nice
Stranger: well/......
You: could you arrange that with santa?
Stranger: NIGGAS DONT GET PRESENTS BAD NIGGA.
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:48 schreef 9611Niels het volgende:
Was net met een Duitser aan het praten, vraagt ie of ik een caravanrace wil organiseren, de nationale sport van Nederland

O dus daarom begon die Duitser over caravans

Het is wel grappig hoe die gasten je helemaal proberen in te palmen als je zegt dat je een meisje ben. Ook als je normale gesprekken hebt, het gaat niet altijd over sex

wie post de eerste 'ik ga een school opblazen convo?'

*denk je dat je dan door de plitie wordt gehaald?

Je maakt echt de weirdste mensen mee geweldig..

Ik had net zo'n gozer die deed alsof hij medewerker was van een Macdrive