Geniale site: Omegle #5

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:02 schreef Maartel het volgende:
Oké wie post er tubgirls op Omegle?

Ze moeten van m'n foto's afblijven

Stranger: hi
You: The internet is for ....?
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
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hij krijgt hier al een tijdje geen verbinding meer

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: are you from iraq?
Stranger: yeah dowtown baghdad
You: that sucks
You: im not
Stranger: jk
You: yeah right
Stranger: nyc
You: nyc?
Stranger: yeah
You: im from the netherlands
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
You: cause im cool like that
You: ^.^
Stranger: oh word?
You: word!?
Stranger: word
Stranger: Now if they get me on wire traces
I'm gonna die in comstaat
I got prior cases from riding with firearms cocked
Fire bomb box, set up by your mom's block
Go off on time, 'cause it's wired by alarm clock
I get his legs, you grab him by arms ock
We gonna go this liar harm while his crying moms watch
Last seen in Brooklyn, they found in a Bronx lot
Rifles on the roof, yeah we got him by a long shot
We don't fire warning shots, niggas fire on swat
And if they get me, Brooklyn gonna riot on spot
I'm from the hood, so I'm supplying bomb rock
'Round here that's better than buying Viacom stock
Look, you can't hold nothing, but I got a shell to give
I'll make his relative show me where the fella live
Ain't that his baby sis', get up in this Mayby' miss
Before I pull this curb and start swerving like Baby sis
If he heard yet, bet that get the word buzzing
You send a message when you kill a nigga third cousin
Niece, nephew, they gonna need Tef' too
This'll a go in and out they chest like a breath do
You Clay Aiken-soft
You playing games until this red light's on ya
It's like the Playstation's off
Smith & Wesson work, Luger nine labor
Professional shit like they did me on majors

This is family nigga, do not cross the brothers
I'll put you in the box, one hand across the other
A small price to pay, son, it might cost your mother
One of your grandparents, even your baby brother
Cause everybody knows, everybody goes
I want them in coffins, everybody's closed
Related by the streets, this is family beef
So better not touch a branch on this family tree
Nigga

Stranger: HIYA!
You: Well hello there
Stranger: HOWS IT GOIN DUCK
You: my name is CHUCK
You: not DUCK
Stranger: oh fuck you
You: nah
Stranger: you silly litle perv
You: :S
You: i aint no perv
You: hell no
Stranger: STOP IT!
Stranger: NO
You: stop what?
Stranger: I WONT SEND YOU PICTURES OF MY TITS
You: i aint doin nuttin' ? O_o
Stranger: THATS AWFUL!
You: well i wasnt asking for that
Stranger: STOP IT!
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU!
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Ik post hier nooit, maar welke strontmongool is dit:

You: Hello
Stranger: Hi... Do you ship to The Netherlands?
You: Offcourse Chinese food and stuff
Stranger: Yeah
You: FOKKER
Stranger: I'd like some noodles and stuff...
Stranger: What's a FOKKER?
You: You are
Stranger: Oh, you're talking about that movie...
Stranger: That one with Ben Stiller...
Stranger: Right?
You: Je bent nederlands toch =.=
Stranger: What are you talking about?
Stranger: I'd like you to ship me some Pokémon...
Stranger: Can you do that?
You: Why do you want to ship to the netherlands if you aint dutch
Stranger: My Mudkip almost fainted...
Stranger: I study in The Netherlands...
Stranger: I'm from Japan...
You: Ah oke. Well I have a Terpolosion in stock.
Stranger: You mean Typhlosion, right?
You: Yeps
Stranger: That's great to... I just need new Pokémon to battle againt these newbies around here...
Stranger: How much is it gonna cost?
You: 50 euros
Stranger: That's a bit much, but OK...
Stranger: Can you send it to Groningen?
You: Go to Arnhem and drop the 50 euros in the bin on the velperweg
Stranger: Ok... Can you send my Terpolosion to Boerstraat 5 in Groningen?
Stranger: That's where I study...
Stranger: They wil give the Pokémon to me...
Stranger: When and how late do I have to drop the money in the bin?
You: midnicht on april 7th
Stranger: I'm not gonna make that...
Stranger: I need to deliver newspapers tomorrowmorning...
You: well then; krijg kanker
Stranger: What is 'krijg kanker'?
You: Just say it to your Dutch friends. They will explain
Stranger: But your Dutch... You can tell me...
You: Well i don't want to
Stranger: It's not verry nice of you to tell me to get cancer...
Stranger: Yes, i've Googled it...
You: Your smart
Stranger: Yes I am... That's why I study at Groningen...
Stranger: I don't think I wanna have a deal with someone who is telling me to get cancer...
You: Well they aren't very smart in Groningen. In the beginninge, we putt all the lunatics in Groningen and Friesland.
Stranger: Well, why is there a University there then?
You: Because we need farmers. Can't live without farmers.
Stranger: I haven't seen farmers at my university...
Stranger: :S
You: Well that's what they want you to think.
Stranger: I don't think this is going any where... You retard... Go screw yourself...

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Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY!
Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY !
Stranger: HI !
You: HI !
Stranger: HELLO!
You: HELLO !
Stranger: ok, hahah !
Stranger: what's up ?
You: ok, haha!
You: what's up?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO
You: c'est la vie n'est pas?
Stranger: NIGGER SPEACK ENGLISH
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, this is Omegle.com. We have noticed a high traffic coming from the websites "www.4chan.org" and "www.p0T.de" . Please be aware, most people from these websites only want to see you naked ! DON'T send Pictures of you to ANYBODY! If someone says "p0t?" or "/b/" please press the "Disconnect" Button on the bottom left immediately! Thank you. Omegle.com .
You: thanks
You: do you want to see me naked?
Stranger: if you are female sure

Ik had net barack obama aan de lijn

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Brazil?
You: sim
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Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: you're sooo funny!
You: Why
Stranger: Because there are other cities and states in Brazil
You: Seriously
You: I thought rest was rainforest
You: You guys cut quiker then I thought
Stranger: You must be so busy we never stopped looking at the map of Brazil is not it?
You: How many cities of the Netherlands you know?
You: I knew 3 of Brazil
Stranger: Our floreta may be cut, but is still the largest rainforest in the world
Stranger: *forest
You: That doesn't say much because those bloody argentinians are cutting much as well

Stranger: pics plz
You: i'm gay
You: r u?
Stranger: yes
You: i'm a girl
You: and you?
Stranger: me too
You: great
Stranger: im really bi
You: better
You: age?
Stranger: 16
You: woow
You: i'n 17
Stranger: nice
You: you go first
You: pics i mean
Stranger: i don't have
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You: hi
Stranger: lots of weirdos on tonight
You: i'm not.
Stranger: can i test you to see?
You: yes.
Stranger: do you like niggers?
You: sometimes.
Stranger: fucking weirdo
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eigenlijk moest ik zeggen van; i'm a nigger.

Gaaf zeg.

You: You have summoned me?
Stranger: hi
You: Hello stranger
You: state your name
Stranger: asl?
You: asl? That's a funny name
You: I'm Ezechiel
Stranger: asl stands for age sex location
You: a 20 year old bus
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You: O noes!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: where ya from
You: please don't say brazil
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and u
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Stranger: if you were a german, bulbasaur would eat you alive

Was net met een Duitser aan het praten, vraagt ie of ik een caravanrace wil organiseren, de nationale sport van Nederland

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Stranger: where are you from?
You: the lowlands
Stranger: england?
You: almost
Stranger: ireland?
You: cold
You: england was warmer
Stranger: Wales?
You: warmer but england was warmer
Stranger: scotland
You: Wale sis not low by the way, full of mountains and hills
Stranger: it has to be scotland
You: same for scotland
Stranger: wow i am very stupid..
You: england was your best guess but still incorrect
Stranger: i abandon
Stranger: i dont know it..
You: just look at a map
Stranger: i cant find it!
You: a map on the web
Stranger: yes i know.. but i cant find it on the map
You: do not give up
You: (you got a map of europe do you?)
Stranger: give a hint
You: europe is the hint
Stranger: yeah i already knew that
Stranger: i give up
You: close to england not scotland or wales, ca not be that difficult
Stranger: what a shame
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is it lower than england?
You: yet it is lower and it is closer to england than to wales and scotland
Stranger: it is not england?
Stranger: not in england?
You: true, it is not england
Stranger: not in great-brittain i mean
You: yrue, not scotland, not wales, not england so not in the UK
You: *true
Stranger: is it across the Channal?
You: true
Stranger: France
You: no
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Belgium?
You: no
Stranger: the Netherlands?
You: yes
Stranger: omg ik kom ook uit nederland
You: took you guite a long time but you found otu eventually
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: Deze gaat op FOK
Stranger: nooooo
You: JAJAJAJAJAJA
Stranger: hahahhaa dit is echt te grappig