Geniale site: Omegle #5

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Stranger: hii
You: hi!
You: fok?
Stranger: fok??
You: yes fok?
Stranger: i dunno
You: you donlt know fok???
Stranger: no i don't
You: lucky bastard
Stranger: haha
You: i know fok
Stranger: whats fok?
You: i big fat ugly forum over here
Stranger: ooo that one
Stranger: a Dutch one right?
You: yeah, you know fok also!!
Stranger: yess!
You: you're not a lucky bastard
You: wanna fok?
You: fokking can be nice
Stranger: i know
You: go fok somewhere else!
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:16 schreef Danny het volgende:
You: Howdy
Stranger: Are you hot?
You: yes
You: of course
Stranger: I should have known
You: it's fucking 118 degrees out there
You: what are you, a moron?
Stranger: Yes I am actually
You: the should ban idiots like you from using the internet
You: did you have a lobotomy?
Stranger: yes they should, it should be the preserve of noce people like you
You: exactly
Stranger: I've had two lobotomies.
You: ah, that explains it all
Stranger: One more and I'll be as dumb as you!
You: shit. i just got owned...
You:
You:
Stranger: Have fun!
You: greetz from Holland
You:
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Stranger: hi girl ?
You: Yes
Stranger: age?
You: 16
Stranger: get ur boobs out ?
You: yeah im touching my pussy right now
Stranger: sweet, show me some boobs
You: yeh
Stranger: u got a sister?
You: yeah
Stranger: age ?
You: 16 aswell
You: We are siamese twins
Stranger: sweet
You: She says hi
Stranger: i say bye

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Cindy?
Stranger: hellooo
You: cindy, is that you?
Stranger: yes?
You: It's me, Paul!!
You: Sorry bout that, my connection went wrong
Stranger: my name is cindy
Stranger: hi paul^^
Stranger: haha
Stranger: pretty funny we found eahcother again
You: I am so glad!
Stranger: me to:P
You: I would have hated to never speak to you again, I really enjoyed our conversation
Stranger: yeah, you seem to be a nice person
You: So did you still get the one about London?
Stranger: yeah
You: what do you think about it?
Stranger: im not sure actually
You: we don't have to make it like a date or something, I'd just like to talk to you face to face
Stranger: hmm okey, well you know there's alot of weirdos out there
You: So how do I convince you?
You: I'm really a good guy!
You: And I'm not thát much older, if that's your worry
Stranger: yeah i think so to, but you know...
Stranger: no not at all
You: okay
You: so what's the problem?
Stranger: there's no problem but... haha im shy
You: we could meet at a place you come often, so it isn't that scary?
You: I'll be there from may 11 till may 23..
Stranger: okey, but what do you whant to do?
Stranger: it's embarrassing if we have nothing to talk about haha:P
You: moment, havin a little wee
Stranger: okey
You: I'm back!
You: I don't think we won't have anything to talk about
You: I'm sure I'd have a lot to tell (I always do) and maybe you could show me some of your city
Stranger: no maybe not
Stranger: yeah i guess i could
Stranger: how old where you now again?
You: 28
You: so, are you alone at home at the moment?
Stranger: and you do know how old i am right?
You: sure, but I've had younger girls before you, it always works out well
Stranger: how old where they?
You: I've had all kind of ages, but they never were younger than 17!!
You: you're hot
Stranger: how do you know how i look?
You: no, I just mean "you young girls"
You: I love you
Stranger: haha naaw^^
Stranger: well, i guess you could come here, i mean why not..
You: yes.. it's not like I'm some dirty old guy or anything, I just find it refreshing how you look at life
You: keeps me young as well, if you know what I mean
Stranger: yeah,
Stranger: but we have to meet in a public place
You: sure
You: I completely understand you want to be carefull
Stranger: okey:)
You: I'd want my daughter to be as well
Stranger: yeah, there's alot of weirdos out there you know
You: so, do you have a lot of friends?
Stranger: would you like to meet them aswell or?
Stranger: mm define a lot?
You: what are your friends like?
Stranger: haha what do you mean? there nice
You: nicelooking?
Stranger: i guess
You: how often do you get together?
Stranger: mostly on the weekends
You: mmm nice
You: so what day would you like to meet me, Cindy?
Stranger: doesn't really matter, a saturday?
You: saturday 16th?
You: Should I bring you any gifts from here?
Stranger: takes a long time for you to answer?
You: I was checking my agenda to see what days I'm off, sorry to keep you waiting!
Stranger: haha if you like to:)
You: I'll make it up to you!
You: So, any dutch treats you're longing for?
Stranger: not really:P
Stranger: just whant to meet you
You: Well, than you'll probably be in for the biggest treat
You: I'm the best our country has to offer anyway
You: I'll have to go within a few minutes
Stranger: haha your funny
You: thanks
Stranger: okey
You: so what time shall we meet?
You: o, a place might be good to know as well
Stranger: so how do i contact you?
You: Big city that london
You: could I have your email-adress?
Stranger: can i have your instead?
You: sure, but I'd like to be able to mail you as well!
Stranger: well, if i can have your e-mail, then i'll mail you
You: O, that would be good!
You: have you got more pics?
Stranger: i'll send you a pick
You: you can send them to xxxxxx@hotmail.com
You: some of your friends might be nice as well.. they say a lot about a person, you know
You: so where do you want to meet?
Stranger: okey, but are you more intrested in my friends than me?
You: Nooooo!!
You: Their just nice extras
Stranger: im not sure, at the airport? there's a nice resturant there
You: Isn't very close to my hotel, and I'll arrive the 11th
Stranger: at the lobby of your hotel?
You: I'm staying at Wedgewoods
You: you know that one?
Stranger: okey
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: i can take e cab?
You: I'm sure that's possible in London
Stranger: haha really?
Stranger: of course it is.
You: so you'll pick me up there?
Stranger: i'll meet you there
You: I'll have my notebook in my room, perhaps you could see some of my work
You: what time?
Stranger: first i whant to meet you in the lobby, where theres people
You: okay
Stranger: 18.00?
You: works for me
You: I hate to say this, but I'll have to go now
Stranger: great
You: dag moppie :-P
Stranger: i'll e-mail you:)
You: nice
You: (that's dutch)
You: shall I learn you how to say goodbye in dutch?
Stranger: what does it mean?
You: something like "bye sweetie" =)
Stranger: aufwhidersehen?
You: that's german
You: what an awful mistake to make =P
Stranger: haha okey
Stranger: haha i wasn't sure
You: "dag kanjer" will work for me
Stranger: dag kanjer Paul
You: yay!!! dag moppie!
Talk to you soon!
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:22 schreef EggsTC het volgende:
Ik geloof sowieso nooit als iemand zegt dat hij/zij vrouw is op een site als dit.

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You: meisje?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: jongen
You: oh
You: je praat als een meisje
Stranger:
You:

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You: Stop! in the name of love
Stranger: ok, Hi
You: Before you break my heart
Stranger: i wont
You: that is good to know
You: i have this in my mind
You: do you know the singer
Stranger: no, but i know the song
Stranger: or i think so
You: that is terrible, you know the song
You: it keeps nagging
Stranger: no it wont
You: no, but now you have this song in your head...
Stranger: yes i have
Stranger:
You: i'm sorry for that

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:28 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:

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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7876/img3628.jpg

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:28 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:

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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7876/img3628.jpg

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:30 schreef DemonRage het volgende:

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Ze is de linkse.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey!
Stranger: hi
You: Where u from?
Stranger: this is strange
Stranger: why are you here?
You: yea it is
Stranger: colorado
Stranger: you?
You: because i went here, because of a link on a site
You: Near Amsterdam
Stranger: smoke weed?
You: Haha,
You: no i dont smoke
Stranger: good for you
You: Did something interesting today?
Stranger: nope, i'm in school
Stranger: you?
You: Still at school ?
You: how late is it over there?
Stranger: 11:30 AM
You: hmm, 19:30 here
You: I nearly got hit by a car today
Stranger: glad you didn't. that would've sucked
Stranger: is english your first language?
You: No, it's dutch
You: why?
Stranger: you speak good english
You: thank you
You: Have you learned any other languages?
Stranger: i've learned some basic spanish.
Stranger: Yes lunch time. bye.
You: Bye

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Stranger: nope
You: nice, i need your help
Stranger: why?
You: do you know whether it is friet or patat
Stranger: if I'm not dutch, I don't know
You: here in the netherlands we can't decide which one is correct
Stranger: patat seems better
You: thx
You: i agree

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:28 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:

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gister kreeg ik van iemand deze foto.
Of ze het was is natuurlijk de grote vraag
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7876/img3628.jpg

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:29 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: but don't say you'lll never gonna live me down
You: Ill never desert you.
Stranger: say that you love me, say that you need me
You: Say you, say me
You: SAY IT FOREVER
Stranger: say when you're whithout me you can't get me off your mind
You: I will love you, always.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
You: Great.
Stranger: are you a boy, right?
You: No
Stranger: shit
Stranger: we're lesbian
You: Oh goddamnit, not again

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:35 schreef basmens het volgende:

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gast!

alles goed\? lekker ding man die linker

grappige shit dit, alleen verveelt wel snel

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cindy???
You: is that you??
Stranger: Jéssica
You: ow, did you spoke to a cindy??
You: she left her wallet at my place
You: we agreed to spoke to each other here at 19:30, but i can't find here
You: i don't have here number
You: listen, when you talk to here, say here that Rick is looking for here
You: and i'll be back at 20:00
You: ok?
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:37 schreef Mickey_Blue_Eyes het volgende:

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Dude, jij hier
Als jij dan gaat voor die linker, ga ik voor die ander
Weet ik ook een beetje waar ik naar moet kijken in Italy

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:38 schreef Adolecens het volgende:

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:39 schreef Terpentin07 het volgende:
Is wel grappig.Wou eerst iemand in de zeik nemen maar er zijn ook normale mensen waar je een prettig gesprek mee kan voeren.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 19:39 schreef Maartel het volgende:

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gaan we nu allemaal naar Cindy vragen?

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Stranger: herro
You: jessica???
Stranger: its jeremy now
You: damn...
You: did you see jessica?
Stranger: dude she just ran by
Stranger: you can still catch her
Stranger: GO
You: she left her wallet at my place and i don't have her number
You: we agreed to met each other here at 19:30
You: but i can't find here
You:
Stranger: hold on igot it somewhere
You: listen.. when you see here, will you tell here that Rick is looking for here??
Stranger: Rick who?
Stranger: Rick Astley?
You: yes!!
You:
Stranger: alright ill let her youre never gonna giver her up
You: you get the picture
You: nver gonna give me up!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: danny???
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: no.
Stranger: iäm not danny.
You: but you're red!
Stranger: *I'm
Stranger: you are too red.
You: no, i'm blue
You: i'm a mod
Stranger: okay
Stranger: ...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: HEY DAD
You: HI MOM
Stranger: Why do you hit me dad?
Stranger: FUCK YOU DAD
You: Because i hate u!
You: FUCK YOU TOO
You: *pew pew
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You: Hi, I’m Charlene.
I’ve been on this site for weeks and got tired of all the weirdos.
What I’m really looking for is a nice guy who isn’t judgemental, knows where I’m coming from, and is willing to meet outside Omegle as well. You have to be between 25 and 35 years old, know women aren’t just some sextoy you can throw away when you’re tired of them, and I prefer you being blonde. You got to like animals. I love animals, they’re my life.
Still interested? Say hi.
Stranger: Hi!
You: Well hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: How are you? '-'
You: I'm okay
You: who are you?
Stranger: Me too,I'm Lucas,i'm from Brazil
You: how old are you?
Stranger: I'm 16
Stranger: u_u
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You: Hii
Stranger: hey
You: Where you from?
You: hello?
You:

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 20:02 schreef Maartel het volgende:
Oké wie post er tubgirls op Omegle?

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: are you from iraq?
Stranger: yeah dowtown baghdad
You: that sucks
You: im not
Stranger: jk
You: yeah right
Stranger: nyc
You: nyc?
Stranger: yeah
You: im from the netherlands
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
You: cause im cool like that
You: ^.^
Stranger: oh word?
You: word!?
Stranger: word
Stranger: Now if they get me on wire traces
I'm gonna die in comstaat
I got prior cases from riding with firearms cocked
Fire bomb box, set up by your mom's block
Go off on time, 'cause it's wired by alarm clock
I get his legs, you grab him by arms ock
We gonna go this liar harm while his crying moms watch
Last seen in Brooklyn, they found in a Bronx lot
Rifles on the roof, yeah we got him by a long shot
We don't fire warning shots, niggas fire on swat
And if they get me, Brooklyn gonna riot on spot
I'm from the hood, so I'm supplying bomb rock
'Round here that's better than buying Viacom stock
Look, you can't hold nothing, but I got a shell to give
I'll make his relative show me where the fella live
Ain't that his baby sis', get up in this Mayby' miss
Before I pull this curb and start swerving like Baby sis
If he heard yet, bet that get the word buzzing
You send a message when you kill a nigga third cousin
Niece, nephew, they gonna need Tef' too
This'll a go in and out they chest like a breath do
You Clay Aiken-soft
You playing games until this red light's on ya
It's like the Playstation's off
Smith & Wesson work, Luger nine labor
Professional shit like they did me on majors

This is family nigga, do not cross the brothers
I'll put you in the box, one hand across the other
A small price to pay, son, it might cost your mother
One of your grandparents, even your baby brother
Cause everybody knows, everybody goes
I want them in coffins, everybody's closed
Related by the streets, this is family beef
So better not touch a branch on this family tree
Nigga

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Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY!
Stranger: HEY !
You: HEY !
Stranger: HI !
You: HI !
Stranger: HELLO!
You: HELLO !
Stranger: ok, hahah !
Stranger: what's up ?
You: ok, haha!
You: what's up?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Brazil?
You: sim
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Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: you're sooo funny!
You: Why
Stranger: Because there are other cities and states in Brazil
You: Seriously
You: I thought rest was rainforest
You: You guys cut quiker then I thought
Stranger: You must be so busy we never stopped looking at the map of Brazil is not it?
You: How many cities of the Netherlands you know?
You: I knew 3 of Brazil
Stranger: Our floreta may be cut, but is still the largest rainforest in the world
Stranger: *forest
You: That doesn't say much because those bloody argentinians are cutting much as well

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You: O noes!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: where ya from
You: please don't say brazil
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and u
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Stranger: where are you from?
You: the lowlands
Stranger: england?
You: almost
Stranger: ireland?
You: cold
You: england was warmer
Stranger: Wales?
You: warmer but england was warmer
Stranger: scotland
You: Wale sis not low by the way, full of mountains and hills
Stranger: it has to be scotland
You: same for scotland
Stranger: wow i am very stupid..
You: england was your best guess but still incorrect
Stranger: i abandon
Stranger: i dont know it..
You: just look at a map
Stranger: i cant find it!
You: a map on the web
Stranger: yes i know.. but i cant find it on the map
You: do not give up
You: (you got a map of europe do you?)
Stranger: give a hint
You: europe is the hint
Stranger: yeah i already knew that
Stranger: i give up
You: close to england not scotland or wales, ca not be that difficult
Stranger: what a shame
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is it lower than england?
You: yet it is lower and it is closer to england than to wales and scotland
Stranger: it is not england?
Stranger: not in england?
You: true, it is not england
Stranger: not in great-brittain i mean
You: yrue, not scotland, not wales, not england so not in the UK
You: *true
Stranger: is it across the Channal?
You: true
Stranger: France
You: no
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Belgium?
You: no
Stranger: the Netherlands?
You: yes
Stranger: omg ik kom ook uit nederland
You: took you guite a long time but you found otu eventually
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: Deze gaat op FOK
Stranger: nooooo
You: JAJAJAJAJAJA
Stranger: hahahhaa dit is echt te grappig