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We dont ship to the Netherlands

Deel 1: we do not ship to Netherlands
Deel 2: We dont ship to the Netherlands

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=dwaas.wav

Dit allemaal komt hier vandaan.
(button met "Live Help" erop)

Hier verder...

[ Bericht 42% gewijzigd door Tha_T op 15-05-2006 18:22:48 ]
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:32:33 #2
23344 Sheepcidus
Is it an excuse?
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Uit het oude topic

klik

klik

klik
Were making, were making!
Radio Soulwax!
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:33:53 #3
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
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PM mij!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:30 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

[..]

dat laatste heb je volgens mij uit je eigen duim gezogen, nl. letterlijk wat iemand anders hierboven ook al postte.
Klopt die regel met dat eten heb ik gekopieerd hiervaan:

We dont ship to the Netherlands
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:36:50 #5
55647 XcUZ_Me
Vileine vrouw
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Zit vanavond dezelfde ploeg er weer?
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
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tvp
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:37:46 #7
128337 Eland
I'm a middle-aged kid
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tvp
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:36 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:
Zit vanavond dezelfde ploeg er weer?
We zullen zien. Er kwam net al een nieuwe bij, maar die was blijkbaar al ingelicht over vervelende Nederlandse mensen. Dat was die Jay.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:38:51 #10
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
Als ik hem kan hebben, wrm jij dan niet
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:39:05 #11
126098 VaderJacob
Ik krijg nog geld van je!!
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tvp
Maar jongens ik heb geen geld... tis echt waar!!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:38 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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We zullen zien. Er kwam net al een nieuwe bij, maar die was blijkbaar al ingelicht over vervelende Nederlandse mensen. Dat was die Jay.
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http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/

Vergeet niet deze link te posten.
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tvp!
D200|D50|50 1.8|18-55|70-300|SB600
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Het blijdt prachtig dit
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
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Currently 6 chat request session(s) before you.


ff geduld hebben dus.
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:42:21 #17
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
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ff met deze proberen: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.

Huilen dan.
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ah de reeks is naar ONZ verhuisd, ik kon m al niet vinden
pi_37850383
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you: hello?
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George: hello
you: hello i got a question george...
George: ok
you: doe you believe in sinterklees
George: in what?
you: or do you celebrate it?
you: sinterklaas
you: its like the santa but then different
George: oh
George: maybe
George: bye
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:43:16 #20
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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vergeet mijn opname niet van toen ik hun had gebeld

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=dwaas.wav
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:43:23 #21
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
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Zijn dat echte mensen ofwat? Of is het een bot?
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
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saaie lul die george
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Zijn we er al achter waarom Kevin zichzelf Jose noemt trouwens?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:44:38 #24
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
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Ben trouwens aan het chatte me tmarianne
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
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Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: We at homevisions.com hope we can help you with your questions
you: TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS
Dave: We don't sell BOMB at http://www.homevisions.com/
you: Our estimates are between one and two million people will die if this bomb goes off. That, sir, is why we need to find him now.
Dave: We have no knowledge of a BOMB, sir.
you: If you don't tell me what I want to know, then it'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt.
you: When I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish that you felt this good again.
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you: You don't have any more useful information, do you?
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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.
pi_37850434
Wie heeft als is met Joe gechat?
Hij is alleen een beetje traag...
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:44:48 #27
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:44 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Zijn we er al achter waarom Kevin zichzelf Jose noemt trouwens?
fetish
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
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Ik met Naomi. zometeen maar ns vragen wat voor cupmaat ze heeft.
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:45:17 #29
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:44 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Zijn we er al achter waarom Kevin zichzelf Jose noemt trouwens?
travestiet jeweet
Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:45:46 #30
66676 Mercy_symbol
Bwoaperszkilometerduivel
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Hilarische Topic reeks
ride like a devil...... feel like a god !
Let's race
Buienradar
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:46:20 #31
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:39 schreef Qunix het volgende:

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hey, ook een Ray!

Heb trouwens nog wel een IP om vanavond nog ff wat vanaf te klieren naar ze, dus de lol houdt aan
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:39 schreef Qunix het volgende:

[..]

Hm, het was Ray.
quote:
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Ray'
W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
[end]
Deze komt uit het vorige topic is al van een tijdje terug dus.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:48:24 #33
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:36 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
En weer een nieuwe!


Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Ray'
W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116

W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
[end]


Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd
Dit was die van Ray; ook wel grappig om te zien dat ze in ieder geval weten waar iedereen vandaan komt.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:48:54 #34
32679 PsyCha
Krieltje!
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omg dit gaat hard!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:49:10 #35
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:47 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Hm, het was Ray.
[..]

Deze komt uit het vorige topic is al van een tijdje terug dus.
dat zei ik al ja; heb de relevante passages even vet gemaakt.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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quote:
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes can you ship the products to Holland?
George: yes, to all countries except nigeria
you: Thanks
George: bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
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quote:
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Balkenende: Hi.
Balkenende: Do you know who I am?
Seth: No..
Balkenende: I'm the prime minister of the Netherlands.
Balkenende: And I want to say, I'm a bit dissapointed, because you don't ship products to this beautiful country.
Seth: It is our company policy.
Balkenende: But I'm the prime minister, don't you make an exeption for me?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars only in US
Balkenende: But I'm the prime minister, and I drive Volvo, don't you like that? Aren't you honoured that you can speak to me?
Balkenende: Well, I guess I'll go then, bye.
Hmm, voor Balkenende maken ze dus ook geen uitzondering.

[ Bericht 6% gewijzigd door Hugo- op 15-05-2006 18:11:18 ]
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:49:37 #38
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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TS maak een mooiere OP met wat mooiere voorbeelden en wat links en http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=dwaas.wav
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:50:27 #39
73232 De_Hertog
Aut bibat, aut abeat
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Uit het vorige topic: We dont ship to the Netherlands
quote:
you: yes
you: what does your company do?
George: ok
George: we sell servers
you: in holland to?
George: we ship to holland, yes
George: we ship to all countries, except nigeria
you: why not nigeria if i may ask?
George: they don't pay
you: oke
Die moeten we hebben, die verstuurd wel naar Nederland
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:51:09 #40
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
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quote:
Forcefuzz: Do you ship to the Netherlands?

Marianne: We only ship within the US.

Forcefuzz: Hm, and what if i don't live in the US?

Marianne: We cannot ship the medication if that is the case.

Forcefuzz: What do you sell anyway?

Marianne: We do have different medication here, you can check it through this website.

Forcefuzz: Only medication?

Marianne: Yes, that is correct.

Forcefuzz: Do you also sell medicational weed?

Marianne: No Forcefuzz. we do not sell that kind of medication. If you want to check all the medication, you can check that through this website.
Whehe, dit is vet!!
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:52:03 #41
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
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en wat betreft deze:
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
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E:\Documents and Settings\dunno>ping www.swedishpartswholesale.com

Pingen naar swedishpartswholesale.com [216.139.202.25] met 32 byte gegevens:

Antwoord van 216.139.202.25: bytes=32 tijd=293 ms TTL=46
Antwoord van 216.139.202.25: bytes=32 tijd=135 ms TTL=46
Antwoord van 216.139.202.25: bytes=32 tijd=135 ms TTL=46
Antwoord van 216.139.202.25: bytes=32 tijd=135 ms TTL=46

Ping-statistieken voor 216.139.202.25:
    Pakketten: verzonden = 4, ontvangen = 4, verloren = 0
    (0% verlies).De gemiddelde tijd voor het uitvoeren van één bewerking in mill
iseconden:
    Minimum = 135ms, Maximum = 293ms, Gemiddelde = 174ms

E:\Documents and Settings\dunno>


Inderdaad geblokkeerd
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:52:05 #42
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
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quote:
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes, what products do you sell?
George: servers
you: Only the servers? Or also the installation of it?
George: no
George: only the servers
you: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
George: yes, we ship to all countries except nigeria
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
you: What makes you think the other countries will?
George: yes
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:52:27 #43
50691 Christiaan
Futue te ipsum
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Op maandag 9 november 2009 12:25 schreef Whiskey_Tango het volgende:
Dat interesseert GroenLinks voor geen meter, ze zien je als een wandelende zak euro's waar ze handig een tap in kunnen drukken voor hun socialistische hobbies.
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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?


verveling op zn top
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Ik lach me wat af hier
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:55:41 #46
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37850720
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: We at homevisions.com hope we can help you with your questions
you: good afternoon
you: i have a question
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: you take orders?
Dave: No, you can go to http://www.homevisions.com to make your order.
you: oh, but I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: and can you ship it to the netherlands?
Dave: We only sell home appliances.
you: Hello?
you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.
you: But, when you have kitchen appliances, you would be able to make some food for me, right?
you: I'd very much apreciate it
Dave: I can't oblige to your request, sir. I do apoligize.
you: Oh, but can you ásk someone to make me some food then? and ship it to: Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands?
you: Hello, are you there?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Yea,
you: how long do you have this job btw?
you: how long do you have this job btw?

toen was ie stil
Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:55:50 #47
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37850723
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
't is leuker om naar die lui toe te gaan waar we eerst waren, die zijn al 'ingewerkt', deze nog niet
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
pi_37850743
of deze
bij george

George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food

best rlxte gast nog
pi_37850767
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:59:24 #50
146413 MutedFaith
Netwerkverdeelkastje
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?
Ik moest hardop lachen!
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
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ze worden sjaggerijnig:

Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
i want seth: i want to buy parts
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
i want seth: heiniken beertender
i want seth: sorry, i meant Heineken beertender
pi_37850886
En nog een tvp
Even het vorige topic doorbladeren; stroom was uitgevallen
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:04:03 #53
142116 ThaBrain
Baka desu ne?
pi_37850924
tvp
pi_37850934
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
'Expand my brain, learning juice!'
<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/crossover1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Last.fm</a>
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:06:34 #55
146413 MutedFaith
Netwerkverdeelkastje
pi_37850995
En volgens mij is Bob al door zijn collega's geïnformeerd..

Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bjørn: If you don't ship to the Netherlands, but only in te US.. Why do you call yourselves Swedish?
Bob: Okay
Bjørn: And I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
Bjørn: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me.
Bjørn: can you?
Bjørn: I could pick it up in Germany..
Bjørn: hello Bob?
Bjørn: you still there?
Bjørn: you're not dead are you?
Bjørn: please tell me I'm not a witness of online death..
Bjørn: omfg, do you call this service?
Bjørn: sterf!
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:06:52 #56
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851007
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:04 schreef crossover het volgende:
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
of je leest het vorige topic ff?
Huilen dan.
pi_37851032
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:04 schreef crossover het volgende:
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
Ze weten er inmiddels van. Een van die mensen heeft al een keer de link ge copy pasted in het chatscherm.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:09:20 #58
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851040
HAAAA!! ik heb 'm


You are now chatting with 'Joe'
Joe: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Good afternoon
Kaas: I wonder, have you had any dutch people today?
Kaas: No im serious, im the forum admin
Kaas: and i would like to know if there's been any abuse of your services by our members
Kaas: Also, would it be possible to contact you by email about this matter?
Joe: call 609-890-8829
Kaas: I would prefer email
Joe: drop an email to sale@autopartwarehouse.com
Kaas: Also I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Could you ship it to Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands.
Kaas: Thank you for your support (Hier dacht ik dat ie me ging afsluite)
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: I'd like to know why you dont ship to the netherlands?
Kaas: Seeing as there are a lot of people who want to order the pcv oil trap..
Joe: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Kaas: No problem
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: That's not quite the answer to my question is it?
Kaas: I asked why your company doesn't ship to the netherlands, as there's a great market for the products you're selling.
Kaas: HELLOOOO?
Joe: We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment
Kaas: NETHERLANDS
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: Ok, thnx
Kaas: That was the answer i was looking for..

danku, danku
Huilen dan.
pi_37851081
Nou, misschien wordt het dan toch nog wat
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:11:28 #60
137360 mrPanerai
Bekende Belg!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:11:33 #61
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851084
Oja, opgelost... slotje
SPOILER
Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
Huilen dan.
pi_37851085
Gwen: okay, Can I have the link from where you are comming
Joe: okay
Joe: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Gwen: Name of the website
Joe: Fok Forum
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:11:53 #63
146413 MutedFaith
Netwerkverdeelkastje
pi_37851089
Als ze dat nou gewoon meteen gezegd hadden
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:12:01 #64
68576 eleusis
fokked op kidz
pi_37851091
Ik heb meerdere malen geLOLd
Ik in een aantal worden omschreven: Ondernemend | Moedig | Stout | Lief | Positief | Intuïtief | Communicatief | Humor | Creatief | Spontaan | Open | Sociaal | Vrolijk | Organisator | Pro-actief | Meedenkend | Levensgenieter | Spiritueel
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:12:15 #65
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
pi_37851095
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:11 schreef jelle.k het volgende:
Gwen: okay, Can I have the link from where you are comming
Joe: okay
Joe: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Gwen: Name of the website
Joe: Fok Forum
Oe, Gwen
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
pi_37851100
Travis is teh ghey echt een saaie lul.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:12:47 #67
146413 MutedFaith
Netwerkverdeelkastje
pi_37851109
Hi Gwen!


kut-lurker.
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:12:53 #68
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851111
Kaas: Could you get seth to talk to me btw?
Joe: I will be right with you.
Kaas: Seth will.. i hope :|
Joe: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!

dat was snel
Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:14:08 #69
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
pi_37851141
Dave zit de hele tijd maar te zeuren dat ik op de site moet kijken of moet bellen :\
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:14:29 #70
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
pi_37851151
die george reageerde net steeds niet
nu weer wel
PM mij!
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  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:15:40 #71
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FOK!sport *O*
pi_37851176
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:14 schreef dennistd het volgende:
die george reageerde net steeds niet
nu weer wel
Me: what was you doing?
George: i was eating
PM mij!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:15:55 #72
73232 De_Hertog
Aut bibat, aut abeat
pi_37851182
quote:
you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.


Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:16:48 #73
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851204
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:15 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

[..]



Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?
ja.. beetje MIJN spullen verkopen he.. sterven moet ie ! die zwerver!

Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:17:14 #74
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
pi_37851215
, Wat ik nu heb ontdekt!
quote:
you: Did you ever placed an order here? If so, how long did it take to deliver it to your house?
Dave: No I'm homeless
Dave is dakloos Ik vind dat we geld moeten inzamelen voor hem!
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
pi_37851218
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:15 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

[..]



Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?
"Using your kitchen appliances?"

  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:17:53 #76
104871 remlof
Europees federalist
pi_37851230
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:56 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
of deze
bij george

George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food

best rlxte gast nog
Die George heeft tenminste nog humor!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:17:53 #77
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851233
You are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Hello
Kaas: i see you have found out about We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
Kaas: but i would still like to order some chinese food
Kaas: would that be possible?
Kaas: gwen?
Kaas: ello elloooo?
Kaas: CHEESE
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: WINDMILLS
Kaas: WOODEN SHOES
Kaas: :"(
Kaas: Kutje.. wat een monoloog zeg..
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Kaas: elloooooooooooooo
Kaas: ok
Kaas: im looking forward to it
Gwen: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!


gwen Monologen
Huilen dan.
pi_37851244
Jaaaa eindelijk, het antwoord waar we op wachtten!
quote:
We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment


  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:18:30 #79
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
pi_37851251
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:17 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
, Wat ik nu heb ontdekt!
[..]

Dave is dakloos Ik vind dat we geld moeten inzamelen voor hem!
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:16 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:

[..]

ja.. beetje MIJN spullen verkopen he.. sterven moet ie ! die zwerver!

Hij is ook zwerver
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:19:06 #80
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851268
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:18 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:

[..]


[..]

Hij is ook zwerver
Hij heeft wel een kutbaan
Huilen dan.
pi_37851282
houden jullie is op man, nu is de lol er vanaf. ze zijn zo druk dat ik niet meer geholpen kan worden, door al die mensen zoals ik

Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
grodi hanser: will holland win the world cup?
grodi hanser: hi bob
grodi hanser: i spoke too you last night
grodi hanser: is simon there?
grodi hanser: or kevin jose?
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
grodi hanser: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
grodi hanser: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me
grodi hanser: i'm in holland
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
grodi hanser: i'm already waiting 5 minutes bob, this is a live help service isn't it?
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: it's about time.
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: you already told me that
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:20:25 #82
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851298
nu krijg ik zon formulier waar je je meel op moet invullen, dat je dan een bericht stuurt
Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:20:55 #83
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851309
hebben ze me nu geblokt ofzo?
Huilen dan.
pi_37851339
ik denk het bob is bij mij wel aanwezig
pi_37851354
quote:
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yeah.
you: Do you sell chines food?
George: NO
George: fuck off, you idiot
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
pi_37851367
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:20 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
nu krijg ik zon formulier waar je je meel op moet invullen, dat je dan een bericht stuurt
JA! Dat heb ik ook nu!
pi_37851375
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Joe'
you: hello?!
Joe: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
you: Do you know a woman named Yvonne?
you: hello??
you: Do you know a guy named BrauN?
Joe: Yes.
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  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:24:57 #88
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
pi_37851407
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

george begint het ook minder leuk te vinden geloof ik
PM mij!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:24:57 #89
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851409
Owkeeej nu ga ik ze berichtjes sturen
Huilen dan.
pi_37851419
ze hebben het uitgezet .
R.I.P. nachtburgemeester van Rotterdam, 1944-2019
pi_37851440
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:25 schreef junkiexp het volgende:
ze hebben het uitgezet .
Ze krijgen er genoeg van na 12 uur
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:26:19 #92
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851459
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:25 schreef Qunix het volgende:

[..]

Ze krijgen er genoeg van na 12 uur
Dat zal ze leren.. de macht van FOK!
Huilen dan.
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:26:29 #93
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
pi_37851465
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:25 schreef junkiexp het volgende:
ze hebben het uitgezet .
george doet het nog wel
PM mij!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:26:51 #94
104871 remlof
Europees federalist
pi_37851475
George krijgt er een beetje genoeg van! Kan er niet iemand een server bij hem bestellen?
quote:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George
you: i am looking for a job, are there any opportunities at your firm?
George: hi
George: no
George: we need to sell more servers first
you: how's it going selling servers?
George: maybe your friends are interested in servers?
George: not very well
you: some definitely are
you: you must be getting a lot of these chats today
you: does it bother you?
George: yes
you: ok, i'll ask them to stop, since you seem a nice guy
George: ok
George: thank you very much
George: bye
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:27:11 #95
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
pi_37851483
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:26 schreef dennistd het volgende:

[..]

george doet het nog wel
Ik krijg telkens Dave, en als ik om George vraagt is ie niet beschikbaar
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:27:13 #96
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37851485
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:26 schreef dennistd het volgende:

[..]

george doet het nog wel
wat doe ik verkeerd dan

Of ze blokken gewoon op ip dan.. naja ik ga eerst eten en dan zie ik wel weer
Huilen dan.
pi_37851492
die gearge is echt geweldig maar hij baald wel van alle nederderlanders de hele tijd
maar hij houd wel van chinees eten

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: sjors friend of mine
you: still selling servers?
George: yes, of course
you: have you sold a lot of them today?
George: what else can i do?
you: sell a few of them in one day
George: i've not sold very much
you: were does the regular shipment go to
George: but many people are asking questions
you: and what is the time to arival?
you: I think it is a normal question
George: we deliver within 24 hours
you: also in the netherlands ?
you: all the way from NY?
George: yes, also in that fucking country
you: why fucking
you: it is a nice country
George: all dutch people are asking me questions
you: dont you like the netherlands
George: i'm getting crazy of them

you: are all the dutch people want to buy a server from you?
George: no
George: they don't want to buy any
you: what do they want then?
George: they are only asking me questions
you: about what?
George: about chinese food, and more
you: do they want chinese food
you: do you sell that too
you: ?
George: no
you: are you eating chinese food at the moment?
George: no
you: do you like it?
George: sometimes


sorry voor men brakke engels maar het is denk ik wel te begrijpen
pi_37851505
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:26 schreef remlof het volgende:
George krijgt er een beetje genoeg van! Kan er niet iemand een server bij hem bestellen?
[..]

Nee... Doe ik niet!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:28:06 #99
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37851508
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Qunix het volgende:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Joe'
you: hello?!
Joe: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
you: Do you know a woman named Yvonne?
you: hello??
you: Do you know a guy named BrauN?
Joe: Yes.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:28:26 #100
118861 Sandahdamastah
Mastah of Hardcore
pi_37851520
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hey dave
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: I do not know which service you are able to provide
you: but my room needs some good cleaning
you: maybe you could help?
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: ow cool
you: also for student rooms? what are the trends?
you: I am very trendy, you know
Dave: Explore the decorating possibilities whether it be Southwest, Asian, Classic European, Rustic America or any of your traditional favorite styles.
you: hm, do you also deliver sm decorations?
Dave: We only deliver decorations specifized
you: ok I want to have some handcuffs, whips and chains
you: and a big bed with iron bars
Dave: I apoligize we don't sell those products
you: why not? it is quite popular decoration
you: dozens people use sm at night, don't you?
Dave: No
you: you're missing some great fun
you: or are you a single?
Dave: We can not disclose personal information.
you: that is a pity
you: but ok, you are a good person because you did not kick me yet
you: so I will leave you to work again
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
you: bye
Believe in yourself
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:29:55 #101
138590 Forcefuzz
Hard truth soldier
pi_37851581
Ik wil George Ik krijg alleen maar Dave, en George werkt daar niet
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
pi_37851615
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

JA! Dat heb ik ook nu!
Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.
pi_37851644
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:30 schreef XiChico het volgende:

[..]

Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.
pi_37851704
lol


Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
you: i need a pc
George: hello, can i help you?
you: i need a server
George: i only sell servers
George: ok
George: what brand you want?
you: intel
George: we only have sun
you: We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
George: i don't understand dutch
you: George: hello, can i help you? you: Hi George you: i am looking for a job, are there any opportunities at your firm? George: hi George: no George: we need to sell more servers first you: how's it going selling servers?
you: is that you?
George: yes
you: you are famous
you: can i have autograph
you: or a photo
George: no
you: why not
you: what do you think of dutch people
George: they are crazy sometimes
you: we will stop
George: bye
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
pi_37851708
ik kan ook niks meer
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:33:48 #106
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
pi_37851718
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:29 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
Ik wil George Ik krijg alleen maar Dave, en George werkt daar niet
quote:
PM mij!
Disclaimer: Mijn posts worden geschreven als user, en niet als crew, tenzij dit duidelijk wordt aangegeven
pi_37851740
quote:
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George, i heard from the site We dont ship to the Netherlands #3 you sell very good servers?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Do you have servers, other than that boring grey and white?
George: no
you: You havent got like, silver ones?
George: no
you: Can i ask you a question?
George: yes
George: sure
you: How do you get paid, per hour? Or per sold server?
George: it's my company
you: O wow, thats great! And Dave, is he your employee, or have you set op this company together?
George: I have no collegues
you: Okay im sorry. How is business going, sold any servers today?
George: no
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:36:19 #108
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37851798
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

moment, dave is er nog

tot nu toe:
quote:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.

you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests

you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished doing that, do you think?


[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door dr.dunno op 15-05-2006 18:42:45 ]
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
pi_37851805
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:30 schreef XiChico het volgende:

[..]

Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.
Zo fucking geniaal.
pi_37851900
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:36 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Zo fucking geniaal.
Ja, ik had Fok! nog niet gerefreshed ja
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:39:48 #111
28167 matthijst
In a New York State of Mind
pi_37851904
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi, I'm looking to order a server?
George: great
you: You DO sell servers don't you?
George: yes, sure
you: So what you got? Any Sun systems?
you: Looking for a Sun Fire v40z
George: that model is sold out
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George: bye
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Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:42:01 #112
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
pi_37851960
geaorge deed het nog bij mij
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
pi_37851966
ze zijn down geloof ik!
neeeeee!!11
pi_37851973
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you: i'm looking for seth
you: is he around?
you: i've spoken to him earlier about a server
you: george?
George: hi
George: i don't know seth
you: greg maybe?
George: i'm the only one here
you: what is your location?
you: oow, the only one ... arent you bored
George: yes
George: bye
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:42:38 #115
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
pi_37851984
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:42 schreef jelle.k het volgende:
ze zijn down geloof ik!
neeeeee!!11
george nog niet
PM mij!
Disclaimer: Mijn posts worden geschreven als user, en niet als crew, tenzij dit duidelijk wordt aangegeven
pi_37852035
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:42 schreef dennistd het volgende:

[..]

george nog niet
link?
ik kan het zo snel niet vinden
pi_37852130
quote:
ty


George praat nu met 8 fokkers
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:48:26 #119
23344 Sheepcidus
Is it an excuse?
pi_37852143
Die dave werd beetje boos. mag niet meer d'rin.
Were making, were making!
Radio Soulwax!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:49:07 #120
28167 matthijst
In a New York State of Mind
pi_37852153
Online casino:
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.....
Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
pi_37852173
quote:
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: I want to order a server.
you: I want to order a Sun Fire v40z
George: it's sold out
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Bye
George: bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Nu allemaal om die server gaan vragen.

Ah, het is eigenlijk ook wel zielig voor hem.
pi_37852181
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:48 schreef Sheepcidus het volgende:
Die dave werd beetje boos. mag niet meer d'rin.
ook niet eerlijk ...
pi_37852219
George: hello, can i help you?
you: i would like to chat with you
you: youre very famous here
George: very nice
George: ok
you: ever been on fok.nl
George: no
George: i don't understand dutch
you: you seems a cool guy and we are keeping you from your job, arent we
you: i can translate for you
you: anyway, al those dutch people are chatting with you today, right? Thats because of a topic on a forum We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
you: where are you from?
George: new york, usa
you: and what is your age? Is your real name George? I am from Holland, but you already know.
George: i'm 30, my real name is george, bye
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
pi_37852225
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:49 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Online casino:
matthijst: Keep an eye on Ebay, cause I might have to sell my two kids who might otherwise starve
to death because of you!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:51:57 #125
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37852237
Zijn ze down? Dan beginnen we maar met bellen
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:52:13 #126
100008 MeneerMuis
WWE is my life
pi_37852247
Ik blijf lachen
World Wrestling Entertainment
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:52:42 #127
26414 greatgonzo
Gonzo met een G
pi_37852265
kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:53:44 #128
128337 Eland
I'm a middle-aged kid
pi_37852291
Moet iedereen nou hetzelfde Chinese gerecht als ik bestellen?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:54:00 #129
38229 kanaiken
Een lieve gezeisde kanaiken
pi_37852301
TVP.
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
pi_37852369
George: hello, can i help you?
you: my name is deborah
you: something went wrong ... our connection broke down
you: so, you're busy at the moment, maybe you want to chat another time?
George: maybe
George: bye

H
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:57:39 #131
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37852407
haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen


Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know

you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok

you: when will you be finished do you think?
Dave: We sell bath decorations
you: but no toilet decorations?
Dave: We do
you: great! finally some good news
you: do you also sell those toilet lids with barbed wire painted on them?
you: I've been looking all over for them you know
Dave: No
you: damn
you: any other nice designs?
you: not that standard?
Dave: We sell rug sets to decorate your bathroom
you: those furry things, looking like a bear's skin?
Dave: We sell them in multiple colours
you: also with an animal's head still attached to it?
you: do you sell beaver skins?

Dave: No
you: hm
you: do you also ship to the netherlands?
Dave: No
you: why not?
Dave: We currently only ship orders to the contiguous 48 states.
you: I have been to canada and US a few years ago and I was really flabbergasted by your decorations for bathrooms and toilets
Dave: Yes
you: so netherlands is considered to be a non-contiguous state of the US?
Dave: The Netherlands isn't a state within the United States.
you: got any idea where it is located?
Dave: It's located in Europe
you: you're probably the first american I have spoken to who actually knows that and doesn't say something like it's the capital of aruba or something!
you: got any idea what the capital city is named?
Dave: Amsterdam
you: man you're good!
Dave: No I'm educated
you: and what country is located next to netherlands?
you: really? in what?
Dave: in answering stupid questions
you: Dave, congratulations, you've just earned $ 500,00 and got your 15 minutes of fame on TV!
Dave: really?
you: yes; go and take a look out that window and tell me if you see a car standing there, camera from the rear window
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
you: who's going to tell? there's nobody there, you said so yourself
Dave: I'd still have to go through the shop
you: well, tell them that you are experiencing explosive diarrhea and that you will have to, for their sake, find yourself a bush!
you: or don't you want to cash your $ 500,00 for this prank you've just been pulled?
Dave: Is there any specific question I can help you with?
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
pi_37852422
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
you: Hi... I've a question.
George: hello, can i help you?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: how fast do you deliver ?
George: WE DON"T SELL FOOD
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

Whahaha
pi_37852470
Wtf, ik had dat schermpje met George open, ik liep even weg van de pc, en toen ik terug kwam stond er dat ik getypt had dat hij op forums keek en dat hij een saaie lul was.

Errr????? Htf kan dat?

Edit: Ik weet het al, een vriend gaf een link, en typte dat vervolgens zelf, dat kwam toen ook bij mij op het scherm.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 18:59:51 #134
28167 matthijst
In a New York State of Mind
pi_37852476
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: If expenses are paid for, would you be willing to come to a Dutch TV show? Huge fanbase here?
you: Story is getting bigger and bigger, you just made the 8 o clock news in Holland
you: 3 million viewers
you: What would it take to get you on a plane wednesdayevening?
George: bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
pi_37852554
George: WE DON"T SELL FOOD
George: IDIOT

:o
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:02:15 #136
73232 De_Hertog
Aut bibat, aut abeat
pi_37852560
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:53 schreef Eland het volgende:
Moet iedereen nou hetzelfde Chinese gerecht als ik bestellen?
Ze hadden honger.
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:02:23 #137
26414 greatgonzo
Gonzo met een G
pi_37852568
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:52 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
pi_37852570
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:57 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen


-knip-
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours

Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:04:26 #139
142972 Blauwbaard
Zinloos Kaboutergeweld
pi_37852616
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Casino Support'
Casino Support: Welcome to our LiveHelp center! How may I help?
Tom: Hello!
Tom: I was hoping you can help me with something
Casino Support: yes please
Tom: For the past three weeks, I'm feeling lonely, and I was hoping you could send your mom over so I can put my piem0l in her bum :-)
Tom: I heard your mum is great in bed!
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Godverdomme, ik mag niet eens zijn/haar moeder in haar kont nemen.
Op woensdag 31 januari 2007 09:10 schreef yvonne het volgende:
:r
Kutnaam, yvonne :r
pi_37852658
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:04 schreef Blauwbaard het volgende:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Casino Support'
Casino Support: Welcome to our LiveHelp center! How may I help?
Tom: Hello!
Tom: I was hoping you can help me with something
Casino Support: yes please
Tom: For the past three weeks, I'm feeling lonely, and I was hoping you could send your mom over so I can put my piem0l in her bum :-)
Tom: I heard your mum is great in bed!
Casino Support: you mom is like my mom, go with her you fuckin bastard
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Godverdomme, ik mag niet eens zijn/haar moeder in haar kont nemen.
nouja zeg
pi_37852660
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
you: Bonjour
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Great, I´d like to buy 15.000 then.
George: we're sold out at the moment
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:06:20 #142
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37852661
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

[..]

Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours

Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
quote:
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
arme dave
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
pi_37852695
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

[..]

Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours

Da's gewoon slavendrijverij
Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:07:33 #144
28167 matthijst
In a New York State of Mind
pi_37852700
Gitaren, dammit, behulpzaam volk
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/28255783/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=28255783&byhref=1

Hi there. If you require asssistance you will be able to ask a question once we confirm we are in the chat with you...please be patient - thankyou. If you do not require assistance, just close this box.
I am currently dealing with another enquiry. Thanks for your patience. I will be with you shortly.
You are now chatting with 'Richard - Director'.
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Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
pi_37852702
ik begin het zielig te vinden voor george... hij zit nu midden in zijn midlife crises en nu zit half nederland chinees bij hem te bestellen........


whahahahahahaha! briljant
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:07:40 #146
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37852703
George: hello, can i help you?
you: good afternoon
you: i'd like to order a server
George: we're sold out
you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
you: Oh..
you: but do you like chinese food then?
George: NO
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
You are not currently in a chat session.

Huilen dan.
pi_37852729
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

[..]


[..]

arme dave
het gaat van kwaad tot erger
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:09:37 #148
104871 remlof
Europees federalist
pi_37852752
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:06 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
you: Bonjour
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Great, I´d like to buy 15.000 then.
George: we're sold out at the moment
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:09:43 #149
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37852757
IDD, fucking briljant.. lig hier dubbel
Huilen dan.
pi_37852759
george is moe
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
pi_37852783
quote:
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: Yes.
you: Do you know Deborah?
George: yes, she asked me some questions today
you: Ah, do you like here?
George: no
George: bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Hij is wel goed in namen!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:10:46 #152
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37852788
DIe casino typmiep reageert nie
Huilen dan.
pi_37852791
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Knoekie het volgende:

[..]

Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?


Jup, maar dan nog
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:11:19 #154
38229 kanaiken
Een lieve gezeisde kanaiken
pi_37852809
Waar zit die George?
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:11:29 #155
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37852820
OMG

de kortste tot nu toe

George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello?
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

alles binne 2 sec
Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:11:38 #156
26414 greatgonzo
Gonzo met een G
pi_37852823
hallo?? Kun je alleen mailen ofzo? ik zie alleen
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
pi_37852848
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
ik begin het zielig te vinden voor george... hij zit nu midden in zijn midlife crises en nu zit half nederland chinees bij hem te bestellen........


whahahahahahaha! briljant
pi_37852850
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:10 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Hij is wel goed in namen!
nouja, hij vind me niet eens aardig
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:12:36 #159
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
pi_37852855
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
Waar zit die George?
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

Hij raakt nu wel geirriteerd hoor
Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:13:31 #160
38229 kanaiken
Een lieve gezeisde kanaiken
pi_37852877
quote:
Dank
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
pi_37852884
gonzo, je moet george hebben
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
pi_37852911
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
hallo?? Kun je alleen mailen ofzo? ik zie alleen [afbeelding]
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
Idd, dat kwam ik ok al tegen.. .o
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:14:43 #163
38229 kanaiken
Een lieve gezeisde kanaiken
pi_37852921
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: Dunno. I've got some link from somewhere and I have really no idea where I am now.
you: Weird dude
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Where am I?
you: Are you customer service or something?
Dave: HomeVision Order Support Chat
you: HomeVision? So you sell electronics?
Dave: Yes
you: And, does this job of yours pay? How many people do you have to handle at the same time anyway?
Dave: At the moment I have my full attention on you.
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: No, not really. But if I'm gone, you're alone. So shall I just make up a question?
Dave: If you have questions. Yes
you: Where are you located right now?
Dave: Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
you: Are you working in something like a call center or more in a office of homevisions
Dave: an office
you: I see. Is it busy there right now?
Dave: No
you: Weird. What is the time now there? 13:00?
Dave: 12:00
you: Oeh, I was close.
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Well, you said I could make up questions.
Dave: Only if you have a serious question
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: Serious questions about HomeVision and their products.
Dave: the awnser is 42
you: Hitchhicker!
Dave: Yes
you: Hitchhiker I mean.
you: Read the book?
Dave: Saw the movie
you: I did not. Neither read the book, but I've bought it. Problem with time to read. Do you like books?
Dave: No
you: Movies?
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question about HomeVision I can help you with?
you: I shall stop bothering you.
you: See you!

Niet heel sterk
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:15:47 #164
26414 greatgonzo
Gonzo met een G
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:13 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
gonzo, je moet george hebben
ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zien
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:16:03 #165
100008 MeneerMuis
WWE is my life
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes is this George Bush?
you: do you sell chinese food?
George: no, i'm donald duck
George: bye
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World Wrestling Entertainment
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:16:32 #166
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
George: hello, can i help you?
you: good afternoon
you: i'd like to order a server
George: we're sold out
you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
you: Oh..
you: but do you like chinese food then?
George: NO
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:15 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:

[..]

ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zien
Die moet je niet hebben. Klik hier maar op: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
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Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: You might want to open a Chinese food store.
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:18:23 #170
14142 Daffodil31LE
Pienter Pookje
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Dus George denkt nu dat-ie Donald Duck is? Da's zielig.

Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
pi_37853065
hij is wel druk nu, duurt langggggg
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:19:02 #172
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Daffodil31LE het volgende:
Dus George denkt nu dat-ie Donald Duck is? Da's zielig.

Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
nehh nog ff doorgaan, tot ie uit het raam springt Die gast zit straks echt te janken
Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:19:20 #173
28167 matthijst
In a New York State of Mind
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https://www.qvc.com/asp/frameset.asp?dd=/cshtml/cs_helpmenu.asp?s=close&nest=/cshtml/cs_help.html?cont=mhcs&cm_re=PAGE-_-CS-_-CUSTOMERSVC

Thank you for contacting QVC. A representative will assist you in a moment.
Welcome to QVCs live chat service. This is 'Kim C'. How may I assist you?
Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
Kim C: I am sorry to hear that.
Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
Miranda: Plus my husband doesn't think it makes me any thinner.
Kim C: May I have the order number please?
Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
Miranda: Ordernumer is A05262
Miranda: Should it make me thinner?
Miranda: And if so: how many sizes? Mu husband said if I don't lose some weight soon he'll leave me.
Kim C: I am sorry I would need your Order number or membership number. The number above is not either.
Miranda: Callin me fat cow all the time. "Good morning cow, how's the bacon"
Miranda: Ooops, that was the item number. Order number should be 109846
Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
Miranda: Smelled and looked rather nasty
Kim C: Did you order this item through QVC in the United States.
Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:20:00 #174
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
hij is wel druk nu, duurt langggggg
ja idd ik zit nu bij die autozooi in de wacht bij dat casino en bij onze george.. allemaal al 15 min


zoiets dus:

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Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:20:41 #175
23344 Sheepcidus
Is it an excuse?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:20:41 #176
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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you: You might want to open a Chinese food store.
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hehe
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:22:19 #178
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:19 schreef matthijst het volgende:
https://www.qvc.com/asp/frameset.asp?dd=/cshtml/cs_helpmenu.asp?s=close&nest=/cshtml/cs_help.html?cont=mhcs&cm_re=PAGE-_-CS-_-CUSTOMERSVC

Thank you for contacting QVC. A representative will assist you in a moment.
Welcome to QVCs live chat service. This is 'Kim C'. How may I assist you?
Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
Kim C: I am sorry to hear that.
Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
Miranda: Plus my husband doesn't think it makes me any thinner.
Kim C: May I have the order number please?
Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
Miranda: Ordernumer is A05262
Miranda: Should it make me thinner?
Miranda: And if so: how many sizes? Mu husband said if I don't lose some weight soon he'll leave me.
Kim C: I am sorry I would need your Order number or membership number. The number above is not either.
Miranda: Callin me fat cow all the time. "Good morning cow, how's the bacon"
Miranda: Ooops, that was the item number. Order number should be 109846
Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
Miranda: Smelled and looked rather nasty
Kim C: Did you order this item through QVC in the United States.
Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
we moeten daar natuurlijk wel collectief "placing an order" kiezen he
Huilen dan.
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quote:
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi its me, your wife
George: i have no wife
George: bye
Zielig..
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:57 schreef gekjongk het volgende:
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:25:25 #181
91039 mstx
2x1/2 = 1/2 x 1/2
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Whehe dit doet me aan deze prank call denken: http://www.guzer.com/videos/prank_call_turbin.php
Op donderdag 2 juli 2009 22:41 schreef RTB het volgende:
als ik elk rap"liedje" een kans moest geven was ik aan het eind van dit millennium nog bezig met het tempo waarin die kotshoop uitgebraakt wordt.
👾
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Nou snap ik waarom ik die Live Help niet open krijg. Hij staat in mijn host file
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Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hi dave
you: what do you sell?
Dave: HomeVisions has the ideas and products to help you coordinate an entire room beautifully.
you: i'd like to have een dubbele wopper met cheese en keen koffie verkeerd.
you: how much is it?
Dave: 500$
you: da's niet cheap....
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Dave is een beetje een droogkloot.
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
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George is single en 30 jaar. Doet voor zijn beroep bestellingen in een live support via een site voor een chinees restaurant dus.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:27:00 #185
28167 matthijst
In a New York State of Mind
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Ed: How may I help you today?
William: Hi, where are u from?
Ed: Bellevue Washington near Seattle
William: What can we chat about?
William: Found this link on google, said "wants to chat"
Ed: This is a drum store not a chat lline
William: Drums for gasoline?
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Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi, some friends told me that you have great Chinese food, so I'd also like to place an order
you: or is this the wrong place for Chinese food?
you: Georgy?
George: bye
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hij had er geen zin in bij mij
quote:
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you: help
George: hello, can i help you?
you: my chinese food is cold
you: do you sell microwaves??
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Uit de gouden korenaren schiep God de Twentenaren,
en uit het kaf en de resten de mensen uit het Westen
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Het is gewoon niet grappig meer.
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george heeft me geblokt
:o
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:27 schreef mart89 het volgende:
george heeft me geblokt
waarom dat?
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
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Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: I heared you have a Chinese restaurant?
George: NO
you: Can i have 2 Foe jong hai please
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George heeft een trauma aan chinees, gok ik zo.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:29:09 #193
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
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Dave is kwaad


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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hi dave
you: ever considered to open a chinese food store?
Dave: No
you: seems to be enough interests in it from your customers though
you: how about indian food
you: ?
Dave: NO
you: indonesian food?
you: it's really spicey and fruity you know
Dave: We don't sell food
you: and more healthy than a burger !
you: so you would state that food could not be a home decoration?
you: since you guys sell home decorations
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, could you just run to the indian foodshop for me and get some fresh samosa's for me, wrap them in a food container and send them off to the netherlands?
you: i'd be grateful
you: they don't sell them here as far as I know
you: and while you're at it, grab me a diet coke too
you: medium-sized
Dave: We don't do FOOD
you: you eat it don't you?
you: a burger might be nice too
you: those really big ones
you: quarterpouders you call them, don't you?
you: probably could feed an entire somalian family with one of them
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:29:28 #194
73232 De_Hertog
Aut bibat, aut abeat
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:14 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: the awnser is 42
Iemand moet hem even vertellen dat hij het goede boek met lezen ipv de paupere film kijken. En dat ie 25 mei een handdoek mee moet nemen naar z'n kippenhok
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:30:42 #195
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
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george wordt echt gek
PM mij!
Disclaimer: Mijn posts worden geschreven als user, en niet als crew, tenzij dit duidelijk wordt aangegeven
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hahaahah

Dave: No George will sell chinese food, I have heard.
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:31:00 #197
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:27 schreef Syytön het volgende:
Het is gewoon niet grappig meer.
vergis je je echt in.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:32:55 #198
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
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Welcome to QVCs live chat service. This is 'Kim C'. How may I assist you?
Fokzor: Hello
Fokzor: are you a real person?
Kim C: How can I help you>
Fokzor: by telling me if you're a real person or a bot, if the first then i have some questions for you
Fokzor: Hello?
Kim C: Do you have anything else I can help you with?
Fokzor: Yes
Fokzor: do you take orders?
Kim C: No, I am sorry I don't take orders.
Fokzor: oh
Fokzor: but
Fokzor: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
Kim C: Please place the order from the homepage of qvc.com.
Fokzor: how fast can you deliver?
Fokzor: and do you ship to holland?
Kim C: We do not ship to Holland, Netherland, or England.

Fokzor: oh
Kim C: How else may I assist you?
Fokzor: then i have another question
Fokzor: Do you know what's gonna happen?
Fokzor: a lot of dutch people will ask about chinese food and ask silly questions.. good luck today
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
Fokzor: wait
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Huilen dan.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:32 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
Fokzor: a lot of dutch people will ask about chinese food and ask silly questions.. good luck today
Geef de link maar
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Pff het is weg

Maar ik zei dus tegen George.
Is dit niet frustrerend, praten tegen domme Hollanders? HIj zei: Ja.
Ik: Waarom doe je er dan niks aan?
Hij: Ik blokkeer irritante mensen
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