We dont ship to the Netherlands

straks krijgt FOK! nog een rekening van die lui

Hebben jullie geen medelijden met ze?

(in vervolg op m'n vorige)

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tering wat duurt he langt

hehehe

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QazzaQ: order is 940 8-Valve
QazzaQ: shipped already to my home?
QazzaQ: ?
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QazzaQ: ??
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QazzaQ: yes thank you is from hotmail
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QazzaQ: yes
QazzaQ: is don_de_los_bakkos@hotmail.com
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QazzaQ: 5867434
Gwen: Sorry we are not able to pull out the order information.....we do not have your order
Gwen: May i know where are you located
QazzaQ: oh no!!
QazzaQ: i really need the part
QazzaQ: i also live in new jersey, can i pick it up?
QazzaQ: ?
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QazzaQ: when dow i have it?
QazzaQ: when i order again
QazzaQ: ?
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QazzaQ: thank you!! hopefully i can have it today
Gwen: have you already orderd part with us
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: We do not have your orders
QazzaQ: now what to do
QazzaQ: i really need part!!
QazzaQ: i have fix car today!
QazzaQ: you know waht i do ??
QazzaQ: you help me?
Gwen: may I know the part you are looking to purchase
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: name of the part
QazzaQ: PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: Year please
QazzaQ: year 1994
QazzaQ: hello?
QazzaQ: i need now, better if i orde4r elsewhere?
QazzaQ: you think?
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QazzaQ: ?
QazzaQ: hello i really need in a hurry
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
QazzaQ: no thank you have a nice day

Doe nou alleen nog ff écht leuke gesprekjes... Anders zetten ze die livehelp denk ik gewoon uit.

Of iemand probeer eens te bellen (nee, ik doe het niet).

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Brat: Do you do worldwide shipping?
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Brat: I live in the Netherlands and I saw you got some specific parts for my volvo I need
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Tskkk..

Ze verkopen ook geen schoenen in ieder geval

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Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.

Verdomme
ik de tijd dat ik dus wegwas is er meer dan 200 keer geprobeerd met mij te chatten
gelukkig had ik hem op away staan dacht ik
tot ik mijn inbox zag (ding stuurt dus allemaal mailtjes als je away staat
oh, en Tha_t Je kan dus niet meekijken

T T T T T T T T
V V V V V V
P P P P PP PP P

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:54 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.

Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pasten
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat

OMG - wat irritant als je daar zit

harry: Hi maybe a stupid Question but can you send my packet to the netherlands?
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry

Verrassend

Die met de president is geniaal

[03:52:51 PM] Sebas: jahoi
[03:54:57 PM] Visitor: is er ook een amerikaanse versie voor deze live help ?
[03:56:46 PM] Sebas: ja
[03:56:48 PM] Sebas: LEKKER PUH
[03:56:50 PM] Sebas: STIK ER IN
[03:56:51 PM] Sebas: HAHHA
[03:56:57 PM] Sebas: DOOD GA JE
[03:57:06 PM] Sebas: SOA's KRIJG JE
[03:57:42 PM] Visitor: en jou probleem is ?
[03:57:54 PM] Sebas: dood en verderf
[03:58:07 PM] Sebas: hiihi
damn zelf ik wordt ern u wel zat an dat ze me Bellen/chatten

Edit: ik heb dus zelf ook dat programma
en ben dus Sebasser

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:55 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pasten
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat

Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!

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Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.

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Briljante topic.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten

Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijn

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Gelukkig houdt Greg van z'n werk, en heeft ie nog geen hekel aan Nederlanders gekregen

Net ook even SEBAS geprobeerd, maar zelfs serieuze vragen zijn uit den boze.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]

Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.

Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]

Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.

zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]

Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.

Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin

Oh, ok ik had hem nog niet eerder gezien.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

[..]

zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS

Tsjah, vraag het ze.

Misschien shippen ze wel naar de Benelux?

Ik had net een topgesprek met Greg, alleen loopt die Firefox weer vast . Hij was aardig tegen mij, het speet hem dat ie de parts niet had. Hoe noemde mij ook Greg enzo (omdat ik zo heette). En hij snapte het niet toen ik om Swedish Meatballs vroeg

Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
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PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
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PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:08 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

[..]

Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'

Nee ik bedoelde dat hij nu een specifieker antwoord gaf. Steeds als ik vroeg waarom ze niet naar Nederland shipte, kapte hij het gesprek af, nu kreeg ik antwoord op die vraag.

Briljant

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niet spraakzaam

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[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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Daniel: what's your point
Daniel: ?
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Daniel: no point made, just a statement
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Die van dennistd is echt top

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

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Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: volvo's aren't manufactured by US companies
Daniel: for your kind information
Daniel: why did your parents name you after a demonic figure from christianity by the way
Daniel: KKK-fanatics ?
Daniel: jehova whitnesses?
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Daniel: No you're not
Daniel: I have been waiting over here for over 25 minutes
Daniel: you're not that customer-friendly you know
Daniel:
[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: what's your point
Daniel: ?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: no point made, just a statement
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Whaha, ze hebben het nu als standaardzin.

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Marcel: Part #283119
Marcel: is the price included tax?
Marcel: hey,im busy here,ae you nuts?
Marcel: my time is not made of steel
Marcel: your boss wil kick your ass,seeing this bad customers service
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Marcel: luxembourg
Marcel: does it fitt well?
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Marcel: but i still need it
Marcel: what do ik have to do now?
Marcel: welding it by my self?
Marcel: Maybe you can send it to you home adress
Marcel: en than you can send it to mee
Marcel: I have speak to your wife,en she said,its fine
Marcel: But first i have pull out,the rear muffler out of here butt.
Marcel: And loose the rope's om her neck and feets
Greg: Soirry
Greg: We donot ship parts to your location
Marcel: you still can
Marcel: oke
Marcel: i have to go,fuck your naked wife
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die george is ook een mooie

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

[..]

zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS

Vraag het eens zou ik zeggen....

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George: yes, we do
you: and what do you ship if i may ask?
you: anything you can recommend?
George: we ship computers
you: ok, great!
you: love your service.
you: gotta go now, bye bye

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
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you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
George: yes, we do
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you: anything you can recommend?
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ze zijn gebroken

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harry: i know
harry: but to belgium?
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harry: not to europe at all?
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George: what do you mean?
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you: because i was on this other livehelp, and they didn't.
you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
George: yes, we do
you: and what do you ship if i may ask?
you: anything you can recommend?
George: we ship computers
you: ok, great!
you: love your service.
you: gotta go now, bye bye

LOL!!!!

tvp