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Edu: Hello I'm searching a long time for the Volvo PCV Oil Trap. Are you also sending to Holland? If yes, what are the shipping coasts to Holland?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Edu: Year: 1987, Volvo 740 Turbo
Edu: The parts are orginal? Because I don't trust eBay, with his fake stuff But is it possible to send to Holland? Because my local dealer don't sell parts
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Edu: My local dealer don't sell parts. But I want self install the parts, because here in Holland are the local dealers very expensive. When I see a another part what I need, is it may be possible that you send it to Holland? If it's possible, what are the shipping coasts? So I know what the total price is.
Gwen: SInce it is do not stock i am not sure about the price
Edu: Ok...I need also a Volvo Ait Pump.Year: 2000 - 2000. Model: V70 2.4L Non-Turbo
Edu: price: $ 367.90....what are the shippingcoast to Holland for that part?
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Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
pwnt !!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:00 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
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deborah: hi gwen
deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
Gwen: He is not here at the moment
deborah: ow and seth maybe?
deborah: ive spoken to him before
deborah: i want to make an apoligize for al those dutch people
Gwen: You can just try after 1 hour time
deborah: thanks a lot! do you mind chatting with us stupid dutch people?
deborah: are you still there?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: how can I help you
deborah: you must think we dutch people have nothing better to do, right?
deborah: do you have a picture?
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deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
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Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
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Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Het zijn geen bots, alleen zitten er in de software een hoop voorgeprogrammeerde antwoorden. Ze zullen wel steeds vaker de autopilot aanzetten nu Zie ook het vorige topic voor uitleg over de daar gebruikte software.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
Zie ook het vorige topic voor uitleg over de daar gebruikte software.
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
Then Mary had dessert
geniaal tipoc; die lui moeten krankjorem worden van ons, ik krijg het al nauwelijks bijgelezen nu.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
ik lach me rot hier joh
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
Idd, en ze hebben er nu standaard zinnetjes met "we dont ship to Netherlands" en nog wat anderen erin gezetquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:58 schreef Palomar het volgende:
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nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.
ja, het is een bot, of semi bot die om hulp vraagt als er iets is waar hij geen antwoord op kan geven.
Maar ik ga het ook ff proberen
Maar ik ga het ook ff proberen
Idd, maar toen vonden zij het ook nog leuk en waren er Jose, Bob, e.d.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:11 schreef PsyCha het volgende:
Eerste topic was lachen! Maar ik denk dat ze het nu wel zat zijn.
Dit zijn gewoon saaie klootzakken
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Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
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!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
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Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
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Greg: Killing,Bugging
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[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
ge-ni-aal!!!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
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PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
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PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
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[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
zit nu met Gwen te babbelen,ze is aan het kijken wat er met mijn "bestelde" order is gebeurd:)
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
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Simon: Hi!
Simon: At what time fo I have to work today?
Simon: Its me... Simon!
Simon: Just to grab your attention...
Simon: Volvo
Simon: What time do I have to work, the phone is busy
Greg: Try , Try until you suceed
Simon: What do you mean?
Simon: How late do I have to work?
Simon: Do you find it annoying?
Greg: Yes
Simon: Why don't you just block all of the IP's?
Simon: Saves you a lot of time I guess
Simon: Do you get these prank chats a lot?
Greg: YEs
Greg: But the thing is that
Simon: I mean, besides from today
Greg: We have all your information
Simon: Yes, I know...
Greg: Be more specific on the information you are looking for ?
Simon: But we just want to know, WHY, you dont ship to the Netherlands
Greg: Sorry that is our company policy
Simon: Because you seem to ship to Germany, the UK, France...
Greg: Yes
Simon: The Netherlands are next to the UK, and Germany...
Simon: Or are the Netherlands just too small?
Simon: I don't know if you know it, but a lot of these conversations are posted on this site: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Simon: If you want I can translate some thing if you dont understand
Simon: Do you work in a office or out of your home? (just ignore me if you have important conversations...I'm not going to buy anything)
Simon: I see the president has been talking to you, must be an honor!
Greg: Yes
Greg: Great honour
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Greg: No
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Simon: Hi!
Simon: At what time fo I have to work today?
Simon: Its me... Simon!
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Simon: Volvo
Simon: What time do I have to work, the phone is busy
Greg: Try , Try until you suceed
Simon: What do you mean?
Simon: How late do I have to work?
Simon: Do you find it annoying?
Greg: Yes
Simon: Why don't you just block all of the IP's?
Simon: Saves you a lot of time I guess
Simon: Do you get these prank chats a lot?
Greg: YEs
Greg: But the thing is that
Simon: I mean, besides from today
Greg: We have all your information
Simon: Yes, I know...
Greg: Be more specific on the information you are looking for ?
Simon: But we just want to know, WHY, you dont ship to the Netherlands
Greg: Sorry that is our company policy
Simon: Because you seem to ship to Germany, the UK, France...
Greg: Yes
Simon: The Netherlands are next to the UK, and Germany...
Simon: Or are the Netherlands just too small?
Simon: I don't know if you know it, but a lot of these conversations are posted on this site: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Simon: If you want I can translate some thing if you dont understand
Simon: Do you work in a office or out of your home? (just ignore me if you have important conversations...I'm not going to buy anything)
Simon: I see the president has been talking to you, must be an honor!
Greg: Yes
Greg: Great honour
Simon: Did you watch the site I sent you?
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Simon: No problem
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Zeg dat je hem nog niet ontvangen hebt in NL.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:20 schreef QazzaQ het volgende:
zit nu met Gwen te babbelen,ze is aan het kijken wat er met mijn "bestelde" order is gebeurd:)
Zegt zei weer: we bezorgen niet in NL -> moet je zeggen dat je wel betaald hebt voor het bezorgen
er zit dus echt een gast, en hij baalt er ontzettend van, ahhhhquote:Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
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Bobine: Hello, Greg?
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Bobine: I was wondering
Bobine: do you have any special parts in stock?
Bobine: I am looking for a very specific model
Bobine: It is a type of generator used in Volvo's, but it is rather continent specific
Bobine: Greg? Do you ship generators aswell?
Greg: MAy I have the Shipping Location ?
Bobine: I don't think you are gonna like this
Bobine: It works partially on wind energy
Bobine: well, windmills, actually
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Bobine: we have a lot of those in Holland
Greg: Okay...
Greg: Have Fun
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Bobine: I am so sorry We should really quit this Holland bullshit
Bobine: but the fad is almost over anyways, I have to apologize, you wont hear a lot from us in a few days probably
Greg: YEs
Greg: Atleast to save my Fingers
Bobine: haha
Bobine: does your live chat run on a semi bot system? oh well, i really shouldnt ask on, you can use your time better
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Dit blijft leuk.
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
en dan worden aangeklaagd voor oplichting.... wel oppassen hequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:22 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Zeg dat je hem nog niet ontvangen hebt in NL.
Zegt zei weer: we bezorgen niet in NL -> moet je zeggen dat je wel betaald hebt voor het bezorgen
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
't Zijn en blijven Amerikanen natuurlijk. Ze sewen daar voor minder .quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:25 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:
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en dan worden aangeklaagd voor oplichting.... wel oppassen he
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
Op maandag 9 november 2009 12:25 schreef Whiskey_Tango het volgende:
Dat interesseert GroenLinks voor geen meter, ze zien je als een wandelende zak euro's waar ze handig een tap in kunnen drukken voor hun socialistische hobbies.
Dat interesseert GroenLinks voor geen meter, ze zien je als een wandelende zak euro's waar ze handig een tap in kunnen drukken voor hun socialistische hobbies.
Een tweede computer lenen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
Then Mary had dessert
2 browsers installeren?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
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Met firefox heb ik er nu 8 open staanquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
quote:
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Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
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Paul: You're right to be sorry, this is rediculous man
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Greg: We sell only Autoparts for vrhicles
Paul: Then what are you guys doing over there
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Paul: car parts to be accurate
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Paul: Greg, what is taking you guys so long to respond
Paul: I have been waiting for almost 15 minutes
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Paul: Why is that, have you guys opened up a dating site or something?
Greg: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Paul: You're right to be sorry, this is rediculous man
Paul: What is happening over there?
Greg: This is not a Dating Site for your kind information
Greg: We sell only Autoparts for vrhicles
Paul: Then what are you guys doing over there
Paul: I'm not looking for a date, just for parts
Paul: car parts to be accurate
Paul: I probably shouldn't ask about parts for fast-moving cars now should I ?
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
TVP
LastFM
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Plaats dan wat grappigs. TVPers moeten ze BANNEN.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:42 schreef -skippybal- het volgende:
TVP
Die lui moeten echt meer mensen gaan inhuren hoor......quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:42 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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straks krijgt FOK! nog een rekening van die lui
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(in vervolg op m'n vorige)
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
hehehe
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QazzaQ: hi you from usa?
QazzaQ: you ship to usa?
QazzaQ: hello?
Gwen: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
QazzaQ: ok yes please
QazzaQ: please send item i ordered
QazzaQ: yesterday i ordered part
QazzaQ: i dont have now
QazzaQ: when i have?
Gwen: Order number please
QazzaQ: order is 940 8-Valve
QazzaQ: shipped already to my home?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
QazzaQ: yes thankyou
QazzaQ: ??
Gwen: Can I have the email address which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: yes thank you is from hotmail
QazzaQ: i really need the order soon
Gwen: Can I have your email address which you used to place the order please
QazzaQ: yes
QazzaQ: is don_de_los_bakkos@hotmail.com
Gwen: Can I have the last 7 digit of the Credit card number which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: 5867434
Gwen: Sorry we are not able to pull out the order information.....we do not have your order
Gwen: May i know where are you located
QazzaQ: oh no!!
QazzaQ: i really need the part
QazzaQ: i also live in new jersey, can i pick it up?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: when can i pick it up
Gwen: We do not have a particular store, you can order through the website
QazzaQ: when dow i have it?
QazzaQ: when i order again
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
QazzaQ: thank you!! hopefully i can have it today
Gwen: have you already orderd part with us
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: We do not have your orders
QazzaQ: now what to do
QazzaQ: i really need part!!
QazzaQ: i have fix car today!
QazzaQ: you know waht i do ??
QazzaQ: you help me?
Gwen: may I know the part you are looking to purchase
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: name of the part
QazzaQ: PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: Year please
QazzaQ: year 1994
QazzaQ: hello?
QazzaQ: i need now, better if i orde4r elsewhere?
QazzaQ: you think?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: ?
QazzaQ: hello i really need in a hurry
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
QazzaQ: no thank you have a nice day
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QazzaQ: hi you from usa?
QazzaQ: you ship to usa?
QazzaQ: hello?
Gwen: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
QazzaQ: ok yes please
QazzaQ: please send item i ordered
QazzaQ: yesterday i ordered part
QazzaQ: i dont have now
QazzaQ: when i have?
Gwen: Order number please
QazzaQ: order is 940 8-Valve
QazzaQ: shipped already to my home?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
QazzaQ: yes thankyou
QazzaQ: ??
Gwen: Can I have the email address which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: yes thank you is from hotmail
QazzaQ: i really need the order soon
Gwen: Can I have your email address which you used to place the order please
QazzaQ: yes
QazzaQ: is don_de_los_bakkos@hotmail.com
Gwen: Can I have the last 7 digit of the Credit card number which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: 5867434
Gwen: Sorry we are not able to pull out the order information.....we do not have your order
Gwen: May i know where are you located
QazzaQ: oh no!!
QazzaQ: i really need the part
QazzaQ: i also live in new jersey, can i pick it up?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: when can i pick it up
Gwen: We do not have a particular store, you can order through the website
QazzaQ: when dow i have it?
QazzaQ: when i order again
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
QazzaQ: thank you!! hopefully i can have it today
Gwen: have you already orderd part with us
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: We do not have your orders
QazzaQ: now what to do
QazzaQ: i really need part!!
QazzaQ: i have fix car today!
QazzaQ: you know waht i do ??
QazzaQ: you help me?
Gwen: may I know the part you are looking to purchase
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: name of the part
QazzaQ: PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: Year please
QazzaQ: year 1994
QazzaQ: hello?
QazzaQ: i need now, better if i orde4r elsewhere?
QazzaQ: you think?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: ?
QazzaQ: hello i really need in a hurry
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
QazzaQ: no thank you have a nice day
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
Doe nou alleen nog ff écht leuke gesprekjes... Anders zetten ze die livehelp denk ik gewoon uit.
Of iemand probeer eens te bellen (nee, ik doe het niet).
Of iemand probeer eens te bellen (nee, ik doe het niet).
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Brat: Do you do worldwide shipping?
Greg: May i have the specific location of shipping ?
Brat: I live in the Netherlands and I saw you got some specific parts for my volvo I need
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to your region
Greg: Sorry
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Ze verkopen ook geen schoenen in ieder geval
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Laten we awards houden. Ik vind deze toch echt wel d beste
quote:Flip: hi
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Greg: Hai
Flip: The Netherlands
Greg: No
Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.
Verdomme
ik de tijd dat ik dus wegwas is er meer dan 200 keer geprobeerd met mij te chatten
gelukkig had ik hem op away staan dacht ik
tot ik mijn inbox zag (ding stuurt dus allemaal mailtjes als je away staat
oh, en Tha_t Je kan dus niet meekijken
ik de tijd dat ik dus wegwas is er meer dan 200 keer geprobeerd met mij te chatten
gelukkig had ik hem op away staan dacht ik
tot ik mijn inbox zag (ding stuurt dus allemaal mailtjes als je away staat
oh, en Tha_t Je kan dus niet meekijken
Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pastenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:54 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat
harry: Hi maybe a stupid Question but can you send my packet to the netherlands?
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Verrassend
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Verrassend
Die met de president is geniaal
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
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[03:52:51 PM] Sebas: jahoi
[03:54:57 PM] Visitor: is er ook een amerikaanse versie voor deze live help ?
[03:56:46 PM] Sebas: ja
[03:56:48 PM] Sebas: LEKKER PUH
[03:56:50 PM] Sebas: STIK ER IN
[03:56:51 PM] Sebas: HAHHA
[03:56:57 PM] Sebas: DOOD GA JE
[03:57:06 PM] Sebas: SOA's KRIJG JE
[03:57:42 PM] Visitor: en jou probleem is ?
[03:57:54 PM] Sebas: dood en verderf
[03:58:07 PM] Sebas: hiihi
damn zelf ik wordt ern u wel zat an dat ze me Bellen/chatten
Edit: ik heb dus zelf ook dat programma
en ben dus Sebasser
[03:54:57 PM] Visitor: is er ook een amerikaanse versie voor deze live help ?
[03:56:46 PM] Sebas: ja
[03:56:48 PM] Sebas: LEKKER PUH
[03:56:50 PM] Sebas: STIK ER IN
[03:56:51 PM] Sebas: HAHHA
[03:56:57 PM] Sebas: DOOD GA JE
[03:57:06 PM] Sebas: SOA's KRIJG JE
[03:57:42 PM] Visitor: en jou probleem is ?
[03:57:54 PM] Sebas: dood en verderf
[03:58:07 PM] Sebas: hiihi
damn zelf ik wordt ern u wel zat an dat ze me Bellen/chatten
Edit: ik heb dus zelf ook dat programma
en ben dus Sebasser
Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:55 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pasten
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
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Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
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Vietnam_hook@h: Sucky suck $5 dollar soldier boy
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Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijnquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
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joop: and dutch people?
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Gelukkig houdt Greg van z'n werk, en heeft ie nog geen hekel aan Nederlanders gekregen
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Gelukkig houdt Greg van z'n werk, en heeft ie nog geen hekel aan Nederlanders gekregen
Bobby Robson forever!
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Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
Net ook even SEBAS geprobeerd, maar zelfs serieuze vragen zijn uit den boze.
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Haaaaaai SEBAS
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Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het beginquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
[..]
Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]
Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VSquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
[..]
Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]
Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
[..]
Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]
Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
Then Mary had dessert
Oh, ok ik had hem nog niet eerder gezien.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin
Tsjah, vraag het ze.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
[..]
zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS
Ik had net een topgesprek met Greg, alleen loopt die Firefox weer vast . Hij was aardig tegen mij, het speet hem dat ie de parts niet had. Hoe noemde mij ook Greg enzo (omdat ik zo heette). En hij snapte het niet toen ik om Swedish Meatballs vroeg
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
PM mij!
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Nee, zullen ze niet doen. Ik denk eerder aan een IP-ban voor NLquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:
[..]
Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijn
Please wait for a site operator to respond.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
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PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
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PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
Nee ik bedoelde dat hij nu een specifieker antwoord gaf. Steeds als ik vroeg waarom ze niet naar Nederland shipte, kapte hij het gesprek af, nu kreeg ik antwoord op die vraag.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:08 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:
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Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'
Briljant
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niet spraakzaam
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niet spraakzaam
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Daniel: I have been waiting over here for over 25 minutes
Daniel: you're not that customer-friendly you know
Daniel:
[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: what's your point
Daniel: ?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: what's your point
Daniel: ?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: no point made, just a statement
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
Die van dennistd is echt top
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Whaha, ze hebben het nu als standaardzin.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: what's your point
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Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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Daniel: no point made, just a statement
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Marcel: Part Name Audi 80 Series Muffler
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Marcel: Part #283119
Marcel: is the price included tax?
Marcel: hey,im busy here,ae you nuts?
Marcel: my time is not made of steel
Marcel: your boss wil kick your ass,seeing this bad customers service
Marcel: your not a very commercial person
Marcel: what are you doing on the sales
Marcel: you have to drive a truck or something
Marcel: get naked,bitch
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Marcel: Get your hand off the coffee,just work for your money,wanker
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Marcel: included tax?
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Marcel: luxembourg
Marcel: does it fitt well?
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Marcel: but i still need it
Marcel: what do ik have to do now?
Marcel: welding it by my self?
Marcel: Maybe you can send it to you home adress
Marcel: en than you can send it to mee
Marcel: I have speak to your wife,en she said,its fine
Marcel: But first i have pull out,the rear muffler out of here butt.
Marcel: And loose the rope's om her neck and feets
Greg: Soirry
Greg: We donot ship parts to your location
Marcel: you still can
Marcel: oke
Marcel: i have to go,fuck your naked wife
Marcel: she is really like it
Marcel: bye :W:W:
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Marcel: if you dont have it,whats the delivery time?
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Marcel: Part #283119
Marcel: is the price included tax?
Marcel: hey,im busy here,ae you nuts?
Marcel: my time is not made of steel
Marcel: your boss wil kick your ass,seeing this bad customers service
Marcel: your not a very commercial person
Marcel: what are you doing on the sales
Marcel: you have to drive a truck or something
Marcel: get naked,bitch
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Marcel: Get your hand off the coffee,just work for your money,wanker
Greg: Muffler of Bosal will cost you $241.14
Greg: Perfect part for your vehicle
Marcel: included tax?
Greg: Where are you Located ?
Marcel: luxembourg
Marcel: does it fitt well?
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not ship this part out of the USA.
Marcel: but i still need it
Marcel: what do ik have to do now?
Marcel: welding it by my self?
Marcel: Maybe you can send it to you home adress
Marcel: en than you can send it to mee
Marcel: I have speak to your wife,en she said,its fine
Marcel: But first i have pull out,the rear muffler out of here butt.
Marcel: And loose the rope's om her neck and feets
Greg: Soirry
Greg: We donot ship parts to your location
Marcel: you still can
Marcel: oke
Marcel: i have to go,fuck your naked wife
Marcel: she is really like it
Marcel: bye :W:W:
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Vraag het eens zou ik zeggen....quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
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[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
ze zijn gebrokenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
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LOL!!!!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
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you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
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you: anything you can recommend?
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