We dont ship to the Netherlands

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Edu: Hello I'm searching a long time for the Volvo PCV Oil Trap. Are you also sending to Holland? If yes, what are the shipping coasts to Holland?
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Edu: Year: 1987, Volvo 740 Turbo
Edu: The parts are orginal? Because I don't trust eBay, with his fake stuff But is it possible to send to Holland? Because my local dealer don't sell parts
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Edu: My local dealer don't sell parts. But I want self install the parts, because here in Holland are the local dealers very expensive. When I see a another part what I need, is it may be possible that you send it to Holland? If it's possible, what are the shipping coasts? So I know what the total price is.
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Edu: Ok...I need also a Volvo Ait Pump.Year: 2000 - 2000. Model: V70 2.4L Non-Turbo
Edu: price: $ 367.90....what are the shippingcoast to Holland for that part?
Edu: hello?
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Het is een bot. Zie laatste zin

Vraag of ze shippen naar 'Fryslan'

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:01 schreef Sandahdamastah het volgende:
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Oeps

ja tuurlijk ... hahaha ...

hmmz net zoiets als dit:

http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:00 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
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deborah: hi gwen
deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
Gwen: He is not here at the moment
deborah: ow and seth maybe?
deborah: ive spoken to him before
deborah: i want to make an apoligize for al those dutch people
Gwen: You can just try after 1 hour time
deborah: thanks a lot! do you mind chatting with us stupid dutch people?
deborah: are you still there?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: how can I help you
deborah: you must think we dutch people have nothing better to do, right?
deborah: do you have a picture?
Gwen: What picture are you looking for
deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
deborah: there are some people interested in who whe are chatting with
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pwnt !!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is

Het zijn geen bots, alleen zitten er in de software een hoop voorgeprogrammeerde antwoorden. Ze zullen wel steeds vaker de autopilot aanzetten nu Zie ook het vorige topic voor uitleg over de daar gebruikte software.

geniaal tipoc; die lui moeten krankjorem worden van ons, ik krijg het al nauwelijks bijgelezen nu.

ik lach me rot hier joh

tis druk denk ik

Eerste topic was lachen! Maar ik denk dat ze het nu wel zat zijn.

ja, het is een bot, of semi bot die om hulp vraagt als er iets is waar hij geen antwoord op kan geven.

Maar ik ga het ook ff proberen

TVROFLP

Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!

daar ga ik dan het wordt kansloos

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!

!

hij doet er wel lang over, trouwens

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!

ge-ni-aal!!!

zit nu met Gwen te babbelen,ze is aan het kijken wat er met mijn "bestelde" order is gebeurd:)

Prachtig topic.

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Simon: Hi!
Simon: At what time fo I have to work today?
Simon: Its me... Simon!
Simon: Just to grab your attention...
Simon: Volvo
Simon: What time do I have to work, the phone is busy
Greg: Try , Try until you suceed
Simon: What do you mean?
Simon: How late do I have to work?
Simon: Do you find it annoying?
Greg: Yes
Simon: Why don't you just block all of the IP's?
Simon: Saves you a lot of time I guess
Simon: Do you get these prank chats a lot?
Greg: YEs
Greg: But the thing is that
Simon: I mean, besides from today
Greg: We have all your information
Simon: Yes, I know...
Greg: Be more specific on the information you are looking for ?
Simon: But we just want to know, WHY, you dont ship to the Netherlands
Greg: Sorry that is our company policy
Simon: Because you seem to ship to Germany, the UK, France...
Greg: Yes
Simon: The Netherlands are next to the UK, and Germany...
Simon: Or are the Netherlands just too small?
Simon: I don't know if you know it, but a lot of these conversations are posted on this site: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Simon: If you want I can translate some thing if you dont understand
Simon: Do you work in a office or out of your home? (just ignore me if you have important conversations...I'm not going to buy anything)
Simon: I see the president has been talking to you, must be an honor!
Greg: Yes
Greg: Great honour
Simon: Did you watch the site I sent you?
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Simon: No problem
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Simon: Youre welcome!

haha

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Bobine: I was wondering
Bobine: do you have any special parts in stock?
Bobine: I am looking for a very specific model
Bobine: It is a type of generator used in Volvo's, but it is rather continent specific
Bobine: Greg? Do you ship generators aswell?
Greg: MAy I have the Shipping Location ?
Bobine: I don't think you are gonna like this
Bobine: It works partially on wind energy
Bobine: well, windmills, actually
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Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Bobine: we have a lot of those in Holland
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Bobine: I am so sorry We should really quit this Holland bullshit
Bobine: but the fad is almost over anyways, I have to apologize, you wont hear a lot from us in a few days probably
Greg: YEs
Greg: Atleast to save my Fingers
Bobine: haha
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er zit dus echt een gast, en hij baalt er ontzettend van, ahhhh

seth reageert niet meer

Dit blijft leuk.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:22 schreef Bhai het volgende:

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Zeg dat je hem nog niet ontvangen hebt in NL.
Zegt zei weer: we bezorgen niet in NL -> moet je zeggen dat je wel betaald hebt voor het bezorgen

en dan worden aangeklaagd voor oplichting.... wel oppassen he

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:25 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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en dan worden aangeklaagd voor oplichting.... wel oppassen he

't Zijn en blijven Amerikanen natuurlijk. Ze sewen daar voor minder .

Dat ding werkt niet met proxy's. Bij mij in ieder geval niet .

ze zijn erg traag nu.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
ze zijn erg traag nu.

Gek he

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)

Een tweede computer lenen.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:33 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

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Een tweede computer lenen.

meerdere browsers kan ook
had er net 3 open

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)

2 browsers installeren?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)

Met firefox heb ik er nu 8 open staan

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:36 schreef BAC het volgende:

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Met firefox heb ik er nu 8 open staan

Die gasten geven bij mij geen antwood meer

Al iemand gebeld?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:40 schreef Bhai het volgende:

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Bij mij kan dat dus niet

Middelste muisknop (of scrolwheel) op de button opent ze in verschillende tabs.

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Greg: We sell only Autoparts for vrhicles
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Paul: I'm not looking for a date, just for parts
Paul: car parts to be accurate
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TVP

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:42 schreef -skippybal- het volgende:
TVP

Plaats dan wat grappigs. TVPers moeten ze BANNEN.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:42 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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Die lui moeten echt meer mensen gaan inhuren hoor......