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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:50:36 #1
119987 Bhai
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Hier verder

Deel 1: we do not ship to Netherlands

http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/VO_PCV~Oil~Trap_list.html

Doel van dit topic
Dit bedrijf (in USA) verzendt niet naar Nederland, maar wel naar andere Europese landen.
Probeer ze zover te krijgen dat ze dat wel doen

Tip: Gebruik de live chat

Of gebruik het toll-free nummer: 1-800-458-9110 (en neem het op)

Ik denk dat ze nog voor Deel 6 van dit topic naar Nederland verzenden

[ Bericht 44% gewijzigd door Bhai op 15-05-2006 14:29:40 ]
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TVP
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ok
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Work mode_ [ ] on
__________ [x] off
relax mode_ [x] on
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hij ging de FBI erbij halen.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:52:25 #7
131603 Afwazig
Serious business
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Terug Vind Live Hulp
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:53:35 #10
66470 Klonk
Koning van Tofania
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dat plaatje op de achtergrond
Klonk is alleen Klonk als er Klonk op staat
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:53:45 #11
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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w00t ik heetook seth, vind ie niet leuk
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:58:08 #12
142116 ThaBrain
Baka desu ne?
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T V P
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Seth: In our national law, its not punishable.
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Seth: Like what time is it in your country?
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:52 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
[afbeelding]
Deze is echt meesterlijk.
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Schaamteloze tvp enzo
Het zijn trouwens géén botjes, dat is ondertussen duidelijk
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
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Ik heb even voor jullie geinformeerd via de LiveHelp, mar het blijkt dus dat ze niet naar Nederland shippen!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:02:13 #17
142400 RedFever007
Schoenbekooievaar beste ooieva
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:00 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth: Hey Seth, we have got the same name!
Seth: I will be right with you.
Seth: Seth?
Seth: Thank you
Seth: How can I assist you today?
Seth: I would like to order a car part
Seth: What kind of car do you have?
Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ?
Seth: For how long have you been doing this work?
Seth: Using of this chat session for the irrelevent information us strictly punishable under CYBER CRIME.Do not play fool with us,We have your IP ADDRESS and we will take strict action against you.
Seth: You cant do nothing with my IP
Seth: In our national law, its not punishable.
Seth: I dont believe you are a human person, can you prove it?>
Seth: Like what time is it in your country?
Seth: I do not want to answer a irritating person like you
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Die gast zal wel echt zijn dan
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:02:58 #18
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth(ik): hey you have same name as me
Seth: How can I assist you today?
Seth(ik): im looking for a part
Seth(ik): Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Seth(ik): Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240
Seth(ik): do you guys have it in stock?
Seth(ik): are u there? can u help me?
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Seth(ik): Slet?
Seth(ik): sorry i mean Seth
Seth: I will be right with you.
Seth(ik): seth?
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Seth(ik): yes
Seth(ik): i want 1 cheeseburger
Seth(ik): with extra fries
Seth(ik): and a XXL cola
Seth(ik): can u ship it to holland?
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!

de dwaas ^
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:03:02 #19
146413 MutedFaith
Netwerkverdeelkastje
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Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Hub: hi, I would like to know the shipping cost for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap; model 240 for a b230 engine.
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Hub: yeah, i was wondering whether it is true that you can access all websites i'm on now?
Hub: I read something about that on the LIVEperson-site. was just wondering whether it's true. and legal.
Hub: By the way, have you ever been to holland?
Hub: lolleromfg
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:04:53 #20
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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geweldig iedereen heet seth nu heeft ie 20 verschillende ip-adressen die allemaal seth heten. geweldig
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
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Nu maar wachten op de eerste die gaat bellen en het gesprek opneemt.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:05:21 #22
55647 XcUZ_Me
Vileine vrouw
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Seth heeft een slechte dag vandaag .
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
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* is weer opgevrolijkt*
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:02 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth(ik): hey you have same name as me
Seth: How can I assist you today?
Seth(ik): im looking for a part
Seth(ik): Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Seth(ik): Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240
Seth(ik): do you guys have it in stock?
Seth(ik): are u there? can u help me?
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Seth(ik): Slet?
Seth(ik): sorry i mean Seth
Seth: I will be right with you.
Seth(ik): seth?
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Seth(ik): yes
Seth(ik): i want 1 cheeseburger
Seth(ik): with extra fries
Seth(ik): and a XXL cola
Seth(ik): can u ship it to holland?
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!

de dwaas ^
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:07 schreef Ratt het volgende:
* is weer opgevrolijkt*
haha, ik zei het toch
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
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quote:
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Blaat: Hi.
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Blaat: Do you know what my IP adress is?
Seth: 82.217.58.81
Blaat: How do you know that?
Seth: You at (203.199.218.30) are located in Fort, Bombay (city), Salsette Island (island), Maharashtra (state), India
Blaat: Ehm, no I'm not in India, you see, I'm in Holland that's the problem, because you don't ship products to Hollan.d
Blaat: And we just want to know why you don't ship to Holland.
Blaat: Hello?
Blaat: Are you still there?
Blaat: Seth??
Blaat:
Blaat:
En toen bleef hij stil. :/
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Topic van de maand!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:11:03 #28
16743 hp22
Bagger.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:04 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Nu maar wachten op de eerste die gaat bellen en het gesprek opneemt.
Misschien doet Seth ook nog de telefoon ondertussen
"Kijk hem daar nu harken op z'n buitenblad met z'n mijnwerkersgezicht"
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:11:34 #29
55647 XcUZ_Me
Vileine vrouw
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Als ze nou gewoon zeggen waaróm ze niet naar Nederland shippen, zijn ze van het gezeik af .
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:11 schreef hp22 het volgende:

[..]

Misschien doet Seth ook nog de telefoon ondertussen
Ja, dat zou wel geniaal zijn, als we Seth opeens aan de lijn kregen.

Oh, en hij gaf net nog antwoord terug.
quote:
Seth: We do not ship to Holland..
Blaat: Yeah, why not?
Seth: It is the company policy..
Blaat: Do you hate Holland?
Chat session has been terminated!
Nog steeds geen antwoord dus.
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En dit topic van de maand verhuist door naar ONZ. Komt hij veel beter tot zijn recht.

Het is dat die Live Help hier niet werkt anders zou ik meedoen
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Ook in deze een tvp..
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:13:50 #33
104871 remlof
Europees federalist
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Misschien verzenden ze niet naar Nederland omdat ze van daaruit steeds gepest worden door forum usertjes
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:16:24 #34
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:11 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:
Als ze nou gewoon zeggen waaróm ze niet naar Nederland shippen, zijn ze van het gezeik af .
Idd
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:17:27 #35
44346 junkiesietze
Trotse Scooter-rijder.
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die gozer word helemaal gek
Ik boek je met mijn neon je weet.
en ik heb ook een auto.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:18:26 #36
44346 junkiesietze
Trotse Scooter-rijder.
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zou wel grappig zijn als nu opeens blijkt dat het toch een bot is...
Ik boek je met mijn neon je weet.
en ik heb ook een auto.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:18:49 #37
34573 Neutrino
Dead cat bounce
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wehehehehe met voipbuster kan je ze dus wel gratis bellen..

http://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html

Heb alleen nog geen mic aangesloten.. :-/
Sell in may and go away. Forget it, we are here to stay.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:19:46 #38
28167 matthijst
In a New York State of Mind
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Hmm, eerst ff de domme Duitser proberen uit te hangen...

You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
kalushi: Gutentag, I woll gerne a part order
kalushi: Von germany
kalushi: Volvo Air Mass Meter Mount
kalushi: You have?
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
kalushi: Yes, ein other part
kalushi: Vacuum Hose
kalushi: You have that in leather?
kalushi: Vacuum Leder Hose?
kalushi: Engine: B23
Seth: Sorry we do not ship the Vacuum Hose also..
kalushi: Do you have
kalushi: Volvo Flame Trap Nipple
kalushi: And does that one fit any female? Or only the fatter ones?
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
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Geweldig!!!
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Hahahaha dit is te grappig
Ik doe niet aan sigs.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:22:50 #41
44346 junkiesietze
Trotse Scooter-rijder.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:18 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
wehehehehe met voipbuster kan je ze dus wel gratis bellen..

http://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html

Heb alleen nog geen mic aangesloten.. :-/
als iemand m gaat bellen dan moet die gene het wel opnemen
Ik boek je met mijn neon je weet.
en ik heb ook een auto.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:24:29 #42
125987 KhaZ
Alfa Romeo
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Heb 'm nou een paar keer lastiggevallen.. maar hij accepteert mijn gesprekken nou niet meer ofzo, ik krijg die Greg niet "toegewezen" zegmaar, volgens mij kliktie gewoon niet op accept oid..
The styling. And the howl from its V6 engine. In a tunnel, at 4000rpm, it was more sonorous than any music.
It was like having your soul licked by angels.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:25:32 #43
139476 Make-Yourself
...relative altruism...
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tvp *JeuJ*

...kan 'm btw beter niet vanaf mijn werk lastigvallen....stel dát ie lullig gaat doen...
Causaliteit....dat is 't.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:26:35 #44
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:18 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
wehehehehe met voipbuster kan je ze dus wel gratis bellen..

http://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html

Heb alleen nog geen mic aangesloten.. :-/
klopt en opnemen met av voicechanger, ik zal vanmiddag wel ff bellen 14.gif
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:26 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:

[..]

klopt en opnemen met av voicechanger, ik zal vanmiddag wel ff bellen 14.gif
Ja, ik hoop dat dat ons het antwoord brengt waarom ze niet naar Nederalnd willen shippen.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:27:47 #46
34573 Neutrino
Dead cat bounce
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Muhahaha...

Eerst krijg ik een heel bla verhaal..
Dan moet Ik op 2 drukken om iemand te spreken..
Dit gedaan hoor ik: "Hello, this is Ronald speaking".

Aangezien ik niets terug kan zeggen druk ik leuk op de knopjes.
En met elk piepje hoor ik Ronald nerveuzer worden..
Sell in may and go away. Forget it, we are here to stay.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:27:48 #47
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Bellen en opnemen
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:28:31 #48
140365 Keileweg-ethicus
Groot en zelfbenoemd denker
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Briljant topic. Ongeveer van hetzelfde niveau als dat gebel naar bReEzAh-tv
Een sinaasappel is een heel slecht fallussymbool.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:27 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Muhahaha...

Eerst krijg ik een heel bla verhaal..
Dan moet Ik op 2 drukken om iemand te spreken..
Dit gedaan hoor ik: "Hello, this is Ronald speaking".

Aangezien ik niets terug kan zeggen druk ik leuk op de knopjes.
En met elk piepje hoor ik Ronald nerveuzer worden..
Hij wordt helemaal gek. En straks in de pauze vertelt hij aan Seth wat voor vreemde dingen hem overkomen zijn tijdens het werk.
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tvp
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:30:12 #51
131603 Afwazig
Serious business
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:28 schreef Keileweg-ethicus het volgende:
Briljant topic. Ongeveer van hetzelfde niveau als dat gebel naar bReEzAh-tv
Daar ben ik ook nog met mn blote aars op geweest
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tvp.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:31:05 #53
44346 junkiesietze
Trotse Scooter-rijder.
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
bert: I have a question
Greg: Yesd
bert: I live in the netherlands... A.K.A Holland.. is that a problem for shipment?
Greg: We donot ship parts to Holland
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Ik boek je met mijn neon je weet.
en ik heb ook een auto.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:31:06 #54
72762 marq
Mr. Psychonaut
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ik krijg geen seth maar greg

frits: 1985 Engine:B230 Model 240
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Sigmoid: f(x) = 1 / (1 + 2.718281828458# ^ -x)
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:31:30 #55
113667 Keiichi
Konnichiwa!
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quote:
I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store
Dit lijkt me niet echt professioneel. Een beetje parts dealer hoort te zeggen: Ik gaat het regelen voor je!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:29 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Hij wordt helemaal gek. En straks in de pauze vertelt hij aan Seth wat voor vreemde dingen hem overkomen zijn tijdens het werk.
hehe
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:32:26 #57
72762 marq
Mr. Psychonaut
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JAAAAA

nu krijg ik gwen en ze hebben het druk

Gwen: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly.....
Sigmoid: f(x) = 1 / (1 + 2.718281828458# ^ -x)
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"I have returned many times to honour the valiant men who died…every man who set foot on Omaha Beach was a hero."
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:33:15 #59
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
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Te Vette Personen die gasten daar!!
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:33:29 #60
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Ik krijg niemand meer
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"Heeft u worteltjestaart?"
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:35:26 #62
140365 Keileweg-ethicus
Groot en zelfbenoemd denker
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Hebben ze überhaupt iets op voorraad? Ik zie hier alleen maar "I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
Een sinaasappel is een heel slecht fallussymbool.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:35:32 #63
111387 Lukaso
bloemen houden van mensen
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jongens toch!
quote:
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly.......
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:36:11 #64
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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het zou je bedrijf maar zijn , hulde aan TS van eerste topic. Maakt deze maandag toch weer verdraagzaam
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:35 schreef Keileweg-ethicus het volgende:
Hebben ze überhaupt iets op voorraad? Ik zie hier alleen maar "I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
iedereen vraagt ook naar hetzelfde onderdeel....ze denken ondertussen daar dat heel nederland een volvo 240 rijdt.....logisch dus dat het uitverkocht is..

zou trouwens helemaal leuk zijn, als een manager daar besluit toch maar naar nederland te gaan verzenden en vanwege de vraag 10 containers van die olie dingen te kopen voor volvo 240....
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:36 schreef bluebit het volgende:

[..]

iedereen vraagt ook naar hetzelfde onderdeel....ze denken ondertussen daar dat heel nederland een volvo 240 rijdt.....logisch dus dat het uitverkocht is..
Ah dat verklaart ook waarom ze ons zo idioot zouden vinden.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:37:51 #67
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:35 schreef Lukaso het volgende:
jongens toch!
[..]

Je hebt het vorige topic niet gezien
Dit is er al continu sinds vannacht
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:38:52 #68
140365 Keileweg-ethicus
Groot en zelfbenoemd denker
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:36 schreef bluebit het volgende:

[..]

iedereen vraagt ook naar hetzelfde onderdeel....ze denken ondertussen daar dat heel nederland een volvo 240 rijdt.....logisch dus dat het uitverkocht is..
Niet helemaal waterdicht, je redenering

Maar ik snap wat je bedoelt.
Een sinaasappel is een heel slecht fallussymbool.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:39:24 #69
118861 Sandahdamastah
Mastah of Hardcore
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Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Brum: hello greg
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Brum: I don't have a lot time
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Brum: my car 'Brum' is in serious problems
Brum: you have to help me
Greg: Yes
Brum: do you know brum?
Greg: May I have the part for your vehicle ?
Greg: No
Greg: Is that a US manufactured vehicle ?
Brum: ow, I do not know what the problem is with my car
Brum: but it looks quite depressed
Greg: I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
Brum: brum does not smile anymore, do you offer antidepressiva?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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Believe in yourself
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:40:31 #70
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
pi_37844803
Vanavond zijn "de anderen" er weer
pi_37844810
uhm: hi please tell me why you don't send items to holland.
Greg: You can call this number for the Answer 1-800-859-0923
uhm: ok thank you
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:40:53 #72
140365 Keileweg-ethicus
Groot en zelfbenoemd denker
pi_37844814
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:39 schreef Sandahdamastah het volgende:
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You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Brum: hello greg
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Brum: I don't have a lot time
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Brum: my car 'Brum' is in serious problems
Brum: you have to help me
Greg: Yes
Brum: do you know brum?
Greg: May I have the part for your vehicle ?
Greg: No
Greg: Is that a US manufactured vehicle ?
Brum: ow, I do not know what the problem is with my car
Brum: but it looks quite depressed
Greg: I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
Brum: brum does not smile anymore, do you offer antidepressiva?
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Chat session has been terminated!
Een sinaasappel is een heel slecht fallussymbool.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:41:46 #73
44346 junkiesietze
Trotse Scooter-rijder.
pi_37844835
Gwen: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Hooligan: I think its better if you guys think about shipping to the netherlands... because i think you're getting tyred of this or not?
Gwen: Sorry at the moment, we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Hooligan: why not?
Hooligan: then i want 3 hookers
Hooligan: hello?
Gwen: Sorry at the moment, we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Hooligan: yeah you already sayd that
Hooligan: so i want 3 hookers
Gwen: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!

t lijkt er toch weer op dat het een botje is
Ik boek je met mijn neon je weet.
en ik heb ook een auto.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:42:00 #74
29283 ChillyWilly
Bugger Off!!
pi_37844840
cool topic..
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:42:44 #75
34573 Neutrino
Dead cat bounce
pi_37844869
Hoeveel junk-chat zouden ze normaal krijgen ?
Sell in may and go away. Forget it, we are here to stay.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:44:00 #76
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
pi_37844897
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:42 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Hoeveel junk-chat zouden ze normaal krijgen ?
1 boze ex werknemer per dag?
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:44:03 #77
44346 junkiesietze
Trotse Scooter-rijder.
pi_37844898
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:42 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Hoeveel junk-chat zouden ze normaal krijgen ?
geen
dus nu hebben ze 3 extra mensen ingehuurd
Ik boek je met mijn neon je weet.
en ik heb ook een auto.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:44:25 #78
100008 MeneerMuis
WWE is my life
pi_37844905
In 1 dag hebben ze meer gehad als in 1 jaar gok ik
World Wrestling Entertainment
pi_37844914
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:44 schreef junkiesietze het volgende:

[..]

geen
dus nu hebben ze 3 extra mensen ingehuurd
Inderdaad, er zullen heust geen mensen zijn die uit verveling die chat gaan lastig vallen ofzo.
pi_37844941
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You are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Jack: ok
Jack: I am a bit in a hurry...so keep it short please
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Jack: I am experiencing trouble with my c70
Jack: I guess I need a new air intake hose
Jack: do you have it in stock??
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jack: 2001, volvo c70 2.3l turbo
Gwen: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Jack: That's a pity, but I heard you don't ship to Holland...is that true??
Jack: Gwen??
Gwen: yes at the moment we do not ship
Jack: why not Gwen
Jack: ?
Jack: are you still there?
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Gwen: yes at the moment we do not ship
Jack: why do you not ship Gwen?
Jack: ahem...hello???
Gwen: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!
pi_37844959
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:41 schreef junkiesietze het volgende:

Gwen: Sorry at the moment, we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Waarschijnlijk hebben ze uit pure wanhoop er een extra zinnetje in het script gezet
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
pi_37844973
Wie of wat verbreekt de sessie dan????? Kan een bot dat automatisch doen? Het ene gesprek is namelijk langer dan de ander.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:47:12 #83
118861 Sandahdamastah
Mastah of Hardcore
pi_37844981
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You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Yasmine: hai greg...
Chat session has been terminated!

Believe in yourself
pi_37844993
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
piet paulusma: hi Gwen
piet paulusma: I'm looking for:Volvo A/T Fluid Gallon Container
piet paulusma: do you have it in stock?
Gwen: May I know where are you located'
piet paulusma: I'm located in Germany
piet paulusma: Oberhausen
Gwen: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
piet paulusma: What cup-size do you have Gwen?
Gwen: We do not stock this part
Gwen: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!


haha, ze wil niet zeggen wat voor cup-maat ze heeft...
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:49:01 #85
100008 MeneerMuis
WWE is my life
pi_37845026
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
MeneerMuis: Hello
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
MeneerMuis: I want to know why you can't be arsed to ship to the Netherlands? FOK! Loves you!
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to Netherlands
MeneerMuis: okay but I wanna ship it to germany
Greg: Yes
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
MeneerMuis: Can you proof me your not a bot? tell me my IP!
Greg: *********
MeneerMuis: wtf
MeneerMuis: lol
MeneerMuis: So why you don't ship to the netherlands?
MeneerMuis: How many Dutch chats you already got in 1 day?
MeneerMuis: what is my location Greg?
MeneerMuis: I want to know if you know my location?
Greg: Netherlands
MeneerMuis: but where in the netherlands?
Greg: One sec
MeneerMuis: okay thanks
MeneerMuis: I'm curious if you gonna find it out
MeneerMuis: Is that One sec lol?
Greg: One hour please
MeneerMuis: I don't got a hour
MeneerMuis: but I will waiting for Greg!
Greg: Your IP Address 203.199.218.30
Greg: Country India
Greg: Region 25 (Tamil Nadu)
Greg: US Area Code
Greg: US Metro Code
Greg: City Madras
Greg: Zipcode
Greg: Latitude/Longitude 13.0833/80.2833
Greg: ISP Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Organization Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Netspeed Cable/DSL
Greg: Domain Name vsnl.net.in
MeneerMuis: I'm living far from India lol
World Wrestling Entertainment
pi_37845030
hehe, dat ze nog nederlandse chats accepteren zeg..
dag
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:49:43 #87
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
pi_37845046
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:45 schreef houtjes het volgende:
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You are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Jack: ok
Jack: I am a bit in a hurry...so keep it short please
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Jack: I am experiencing trouble with my c70
Jack: I guess I need a new air intake hose
Jack: do you have it in stock??
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jack: 2001, volvo c70 2.3l turbo
Gwen: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Jack: That's a pity, but I heard you don't ship to Holland...is that true??
Jack: Gwen??
Gwen: yes at the moment we do not ship
Jack: why not Gwen
Jack: ?
Jack: are you still there?
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Gwen: yes at the moment we do not ship
Jack: why do you not ship Gwen?
Jack: ahem...hello???
Gwen: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!
dit lijkt wel weer een bot!?!
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:50:07 #88
44346 junkiesietze
Trotse Scooter-rijder.
pi_37845060
is zeker weten een bot...

Seth: hey ya its me seth
Seth: hows work goin
Greg: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....

Ik boek je met mijn neon je weet.
en ik heb ook een auto.
pi_37845070
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:49 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
MeneerMuis: Hello
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
MeneerMuis: I want to know why you can't be arsed to ship to the Netherlands? FOK! Loves you!
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to Netherlands
MeneerMuis: okay but I wanna ship it to germany
Greg: Yes
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
MeneerMuis: Can you proof me your not a bot? tell me my IP!
Greg: *********
MeneerMuis: wtf
MeneerMuis: lol
MeneerMuis: So why you don't ship to the netherlands?
MeneerMuis: How many Dutch chats you already got in 1 day?
MeneerMuis: what is my location Greg?
MeneerMuis: I want to know if you know my location?
Greg: Netherlands
MeneerMuis: but where in the netherlands?
Greg: One sec
MeneerMuis: okay thanks
MeneerMuis: I'm curious if you gonna find it out
MeneerMuis: Is that One sec lol?
Greg: One hour please
MeneerMuis: I don't got a hour
MeneerMuis: but I will waiting for Greg!
Greg: Your IP Address 203.199.218.30
Greg: Country India
Greg: Region 25 (Tamil Nadu)
Greg: US Area Code
Greg: US Metro Code
Greg: City Madras
Greg: Zipcode
Greg: Latitude/Longitude 13.0833/80.2833
Greg: ISP Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Organization Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Netspeed Cable/DSL
Greg: Domain Name vsnl.net.in
MeneerMuis: I'm living far from India lol
Ja, bij mij zei hij ook een keer dat ik in India woonde.
pi_37845078
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:51:30 #91
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
pi_37845113
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
dan stappen we toch over op de telefoon lijn
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
pi_37845115
quote:
Pieter: actually, 've got 2 questions
Pieter: 1: why do you say this is a chat with a "LIVEperson" since you obvisiously are a chatbot?
Pieter: 2: why don't you ship to the Netherlands?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Pieter: your CPU is overheated?
Gwen: Sorry at the moment we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Pieter: why not?
Pieter: I bet most parts to the rest of europe travel trough Rotterdam Harbour!
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:52:04 #93
16743 hp22
Bagger.
pi_37845131
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
Ze willen vast die indruk wekken, zodat die vervelende Nederlanders ophouden met irriteren
"Kijk hem daar nu harken op z'n buitenblad met z'n mijnwerkersgezicht"
pi_37845209
seth een uur volgens weer, zetg Qwen
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
pi_37845261
tvp
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 14:57:09 #96
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
pi_37845268
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:54 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
seth een uur volgens weer, zetg Qwen
wtf?
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
pi_37845303
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.
pi_37845346
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Chat InformationA sales professional will be with you shortly. Please bear with us!
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
deborah: hi gwen
deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
Gwen: He is not here at the moment
deborah: ow and seth maybe?
deborah: ive spoken to him before
deborah: i want to make an apoligize for al those dutch people
Gwen: You can just try after 1 hour time
deborah: thanks a lot! do you mind chatting with us stupid dutch people?
deborah: are you still there?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: how can I help you
deborah: you must think we dutch people have nothing better to do, right?
deborah: do you have a picture?
Gwen: What picture are you looking for
deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
deborah: there are some people interested in who whe are chatting with
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Chat InformationYou are not currently in a chat session
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:01:45 #99
118861 Sandahdamastah
Mastah of Hardcore
pi_37845388
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A sales professional will be with you shortly. Please bear with us!
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Yasmine: why didnt you want to chat with me
Yasmine: bad service you have
Yasmine: kicking your customers after saying hello
Greg: Yes
Greg: MAy I have the Inforamtion you are looking for ?
Yasmine: may I have apologizes?
Yasmine: hello?
Greg: Sorry for that
Yasmine: ok thank you
Yasmine: you're a cutie..
Yasmine: but why did you kick me, are you in a bad mood?
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Yasmine: yes after answering my question
Greg: Not ina Bad mood ?
Yasmine: if that is your answer
Yasmine: you're experiencing some annoying customers aren't you? you have a heavy job
Greg: ********** NL NETHERLANDS - - LEIDEN UNIVERSITY correct?
Yasmine: yeah do you ship to the netherlands?
Greg: We have filed a case against you
Yasmine: no please
Greg: You will be facing a Legal Action shortly
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!


Oeps
Believe in yourself
pi_37845412
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:57 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:

[..]

wtf?
sorry toetsenbord was op ...

volgens Qwen is Seth er over een uurtje weer
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:03:04 #101
45071 nlboy
aka Kasesouffle
pi_37845424
quote:
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Edu: Hello I'm searching a long time for the Volvo PCV Oil Trap. Are you also sending to Holland? If yes, what are the shipping coasts to Holland?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Edu: Year: 1987, Volvo 740 Turbo
Edu: The parts are orginal? Because I don't trust eBay, with his fake stuff But is it possible to send to Holland? Because my local dealer don't sell parts
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Edu: My local dealer don't sell parts. But I want self install the parts, because here in Holland are the local dealers very expensive. When I see a another part what I need, is it may be possible that you send it to Holland? If it's possible, what are the shipping coasts? So I know what the total price is.
Gwen: SInce it is do not stock i am not sure about the price
Edu: Ok...I need also a Volvo Ait Pump.Year: 2000 - 2000. Model: V70 2.4L Non-Turbo
Edu: price: $ 367.90....what are the shippingcoast to Holland for that part?
Edu: hello?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment
Het is een bot. Zie laatste zin
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:03:51 #102
113667 Keiichi
Konnichiwa!
pi_37845443
Vraag of ze shippen naar 'Fryslan'
pi_37845454
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:01 schreef Sandahdamastah het volgende:
<knip>


Oeps
ja tuurlijk ... hahaha ...
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:04:58 #104
28775 QazzaQ
Ik ben een kroet
pi_37845470
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:05:38 #105
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
pi_37845483
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:00 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationA sales professional will be with you shortly. Please bear with us!
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
deborah: hi gwen
deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
Gwen: He is not here at the moment
deborah: ow and seth maybe?
deborah: ive spoken to him before
deborah: i want to make an apoligize for al those dutch people
Gwen: You can just try after 1 hour time
deborah: thanks a lot! do you mind chatting with us stupid dutch people?
deborah: are you still there?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: how can I help you
deborah: you must think we dutch people have nothing better to do, right?
deborah: do you have a picture?
Gwen: What picture are you looking for
deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
deborah: there are some people interested in who whe are chatting with
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Chat InformationYou are not currently in a chat session
pwnt !!
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:05:42 #106
73232 De_Hertog
Aut bibat, aut abeat
pi_37845486
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
Het zijn geen bots, alleen zitten er in de software een hoop voorgeprogrammeerde antwoorden. Ze zullen wel steeds vaker de autopilot aanzetten nu Zie ook het vorige topic voor uitleg over de daar gebruikte software.
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:05:49 #107
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37845490
geniaal tipoc; die lui moeten krankjorem worden van ons, ik krijg het al nauwelijks bijgelezen nu.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
pi_37845571
ik lach me rot hier joh
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:09:14 #109
37225 BAC
Lekker hoor..........
pi_37845586
tis druk denk ik
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:11:03 #110
32679 PsyCha
Krieltje!
pi_37845645
Eerste topic was lachen! Maar ik denk dat ze het nu wel zat zijn.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:12:28 #111
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37845687
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:58 schreef Palomar het volgende:

[..]

nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.
Idd, en ze hebben er nu standaard zinnetjes met "we dont ship to Netherlands" en nog wat anderen erin gezet
pi_37845699
ja, het is een bot, of semi bot die om hulp vraagt als er iets is waar hij geen antwoord op kan geven.

Maar ik ga het ook ff proberen
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:13:08 #113
14142 Daffodil31LE
Pienter Pookje
pi_37845707
TVROFLP
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:13:21 #114
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37845717
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:11 schreef PsyCha het volgende:
Eerste topic was lachen! Maar ik denk dat ze het nu wel zat zijn.
Idd, maar toen vonden zij het ook nog leuk en waren er Jose, Bob, e.d.

Dit zijn gewoon saaie klootzakken
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:15:23 #115
100008 MeneerMuis
WWE is my life
pi_37845780
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
World Wrestling Entertainment
pi_37845795
daar ga ik dan het wordt kansloos
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:16:50 #117
55647 XcUZ_Me
Vileine vrouw
pi_37845820
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
!
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
pi_37845831
hij doet er wel lang over, trouwens
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:18:04 #119
146413 MutedFaith
Netwerkverdeelkastje
pi_37845846
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
ge-ni-aal!!!
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:20:05 #120
28775 QazzaQ
Ik ben een kroet
pi_37845921
zit nu met Gwen te babbelen,ze is aan het kijken wat er met mijn "bestelde" order is gebeurd:)
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
pi_37845931
Prachtig topic.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:21:34 #122
142113 UncleJB
Screw you guys
pi_37845971
LivePersonChat
Geef me es een hint... Nee, geen stille...
Lid van de bond tegen jongeren
HOEREN!
pi_37845981
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You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Simon: Hi!
Simon: At what time fo I have to work today?
Simon: Its me... Simon!
Simon: Just to grab your attention...
Simon: Volvo
Simon: What time do I have to work, the phone is busy
Greg: Try , Try until you suceed
Simon: What do you mean?
Simon: How late do I have to work?
Simon: Do you find it annoying?
Greg: Yes
Simon: Why don't you just block all of the IP's?
Simon: Saves you a lot of time I guess
Simon: Do you get these prank chats a lot?
Greg: YEs
Greg: But the thing is that
Simon: I mean, besides from today
Greg: We have all your information
Simon: Yes, I know...
Greg: Be more specific on the information you are looking for ?
Simon: But we just want to know, WHY, you dont ship to the Netherlands
Greg: Sorry that is our company policy
Simon: Because you seem to ship to Germany, the UK, France...
Greg: Yes
Simon: The Netherlands are next to the UK, and Germany...
Simon: Or are the Netherlands just too small?
Simon: I don't know if you know it, but a lot of these conversations are posted on this site: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Simon: If you want I can translate some thing if you dont understand
Simon: Do you work in a office or out of your home? (just ignore me if you have important conversations...I'm not going to buy anything)
Simon: I see the president has been talking to you, must be an honor!
Greg: Yes
Greg: Great honour
Simon: Did you watch the site I sent you?
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Simon: No problem
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Simon: Youre welcome!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:22:20 #124
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37845991
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:20 schreef QazzaQ het volgende:
zit nu met Gwen te babbelen,ze is aan het kijken wat er met mijn "bestelde" order is gebeurd:)
Zeg dat je hem nog niet ontvangen hebt in NL.
Zegt zei weer: we bezorgen niet in NL -> moet je zeggen dat je wel betaald hebt voor het bezorgen
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:23:15 #125
100008 MeneerMuis
WWE is my life
pi_37846025
haha
World Wrestling Entertainment
pi_37846051
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You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Bobine: Hello, Greg?
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bobine: I was wondering
Bobine: do you have any special parts in stock?
Bobine: I am looking for a very specific model
Bobine: It is a type of generator used in Volvo's, but it is rather continent specific
Bobine: Greg? Do you ship generators aswell?
Greg: MAy I have the Shipping Location ?
Bobine: I don't think you are gonna like this
Bobine: It works partially on wind energy
Bobine: well, windmills, actually
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Bobine: we have a lot of those in Holland
Greg: Okay...
Greg: Have Fun
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Bobine: I am so sorry We should really quit this Holland bullshit
Bobine: but the fad is almost over anyways, I have to apologize, you wont hear a lot from us in a few days probably
Greg: YEs
Greg: Atleast to save my Fingers
Bobine: haha
Bobine: does your live chat run on a semi bot system? oh well, i really shouldnt ask on, you can use your time better
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er zit dus echt een gast, en hij baalt er ontzettend van, ahhhh
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:24:11 #127
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
pi_37846055
seth reageert niet meer
PM mij!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:24:49 #128
38229 kanaiken
Een lieve gezeisde kanaiken
pi_37846076
Dit blijft leuk.
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
&gt;&gt;&gt; Geen referrertje in sigs &lt;&lt;&lt;
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:25:35 #129
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
pi_37846099
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:22 schreef Bhai het volgende:

[..]

Zeg dat je hem nog niet ontvangen hebt in NL.
Zegt zei weer: we bezorgen niet in NL -> moet je zeggen dat je wel betaald hebt voor het bezorgen
en dan worden aangeklaagd voor oplichting.... wel oppassen he
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:27:50 #130
55647 XcUZ_Me
Vileine vrouw
pi_37846177
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:25 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

[..]

en dan worden aangeklaagd voor oplichting.... wel oppassen he
't Zijn en blijven Amerikanen natuurlijk. Ze sewen daar voor minder .
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
pi_37846194
Dat ding werkt niet met proxy's. Bij mij in ieder geval niet .
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:29:14 #132
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37846223
Bij mij werkte hetwel met poxies, maar nu niet meer
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:31:02 #133
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37846278
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:31:08 #134
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37846280
ze zijn erg traag nu.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:32:49 #135
50691 Christiaan
Futue te ipsum
pi_37846340
Op maandag 9 november 2009 12:25 schreef Whiskey_Tango het volgende:
Dat interesseert GroenLinks voor geen meter, ze zien je als een wandelende zak euro's waar ze handig een tap in kunnen drukken voor hun socialistische hobbies.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:32:59 #136
142113 UncleJB
Screw you guys
pi_37846345
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
ze zijn erg traag nu.
Gek he
Geef me es een hint... Nee, geen stille...
Lid van de bond tegen jongeren
HOEREN!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:33:29 #137
73232 De_Hertog
Aut bibat, aut abeat
pi_37846357
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
Een tweede computer lenen.
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:34:07 #138
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37846377
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:33 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

[..]

Een tweede computer lenen.
meerdere browsers kan ook
had er net 3 open
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
pi_37846383
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
2 browsers installeren?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:34:50 #140
128337 Eland
I'm a middle-aged kid
pi_37846403
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:36:31 #141
37225 BAC
Lekker hoor..........
pi_37846451
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
Met firefox heb ik er nu 8 open staan
pi_37846467
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:36 schreef BAC het volgende:

[..]

Met firefox heb ik er nu 8 open staan
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:40:56 #143
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37846598
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:36 schreef BAC het volgende:

[..]

Met firefox heb ik er nu 8 open staan
Bij mij kan dat dus niet
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:41:07 #144
128337 Eland
I'm a middle-aged kid
pi_37846606
Al iemand gebeld?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:42:35 #146
37225 BAC
Lekker hoor..........
pi_37846651
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:40 schreef Bhai het volgende:

[..]

Bij mij kan dat dus niet
Middelste muisknop (of scrolwheel) op de button opent ze in verschillende tabs.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:42:49 #147
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37846656
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Paul: Greg, what is taking you guys so long to respond
Paul: I have been waiting for almost 15 minutes
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Paul: Why is that, have you guys opened up a dating site or something?
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Paul: You're right to be sorry, this is rediculous man
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:42:51 #148
143274 -skippybal-
Stuiterdestuiter
pi_37846657
TVP
LastFM
03/06 Maccabees - 10/06 Gaslight Anthem - 18/06 Oi Vai Voi - 20/06 Green Beats - 24/06 Ghinzu - 18/07 Extrema Outdoor
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:46:30 #149
37225 BAC
Lekker hoor..........
pi_37846778
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:42 schreef -skippybal- het volgende:
TVP
Plaats dan wat grappigs. TVPers moeten ze BANNEN.
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:46:33 #150
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
pi_37846780
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:42 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
(begin tot eind 16min)
Die lui moeten echt meer mensen gaan inhuren hoor......
PM mij!
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  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:47:39 #151
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
pi_37846832
straks krijgt FOK! nog een rekening van die lui
PM mij!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:49:10 #153
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37846895
(in vervolg op m'n vorige)

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Paula: Hi Gwen
Paula: I'm looking for a date
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Paula:
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pi_37846909
R.I.P. nachtburgemeester van Rotterdam, 1944-2019
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:50:11 #155
37225 BAC
Lekker hoor..........
pi_37846933
tering wat duurt he langt
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:50:38 #156
28775 QazzaQ
Ik ben een kroet
pi_37846952
hehehe

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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
QazzaQ: hi you from usa?
QazzaQ: you ship to usa?
QazzaQ: hello?
Gwen: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
QazzaQ: ok yes please
QazzaQ: please send item i ordered
QazzaQ: yesterday i ordered part
QazzaQ: i dont have now
QazzaQ: when i have?
Gwen: Order number please
QazzaQ: order is 940 8-Valve
QazzaQ: shipped already to my home?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
QazzaQ: yes thankyou
QazzaQ: ??
Gwen: Can I have the email address which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: yes thank you is from hotmail
QazzaQ: i really need the order soon
Gwen: Can I have your email address which you used to place the order please
QazzaQ: yes
QazzaQ: is don_de_los_bakkos@hotmail.com
Gwen: Can I have the last 7 digit of the Credit card number which you used to place the order
QazzaQ: 5867434
Gwen: Sorry we are not able to pull out the order information.....we do not have your order
Gwen: May i know where are you located
QazzaQ: oh no!!
QazzaQ: i really need the part
QazzaQ: i also live in new jersey, can i pick it up?
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: when can i pick it up
Gwen: We do not have a particular store, you can order through the website
QazzaQ: when dow i have it?
QazzaQ: when i order again
QazzaQ: ?
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
QazzaQ: thank you!! hopefully i can have it today
Gwen: have you already orderd part with us
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: We do not have your orders
QazzaQ: now what to do
QazzaQ: i really need part!!
QazzaQ: i have fix car today!
QazzaQ: you know waht i do ??
QazzaQ: you help me?
Gwen: may I know the part you are looking to purchase
QazzaQ: yes 940 8-Valve
Gwen: name of the part
QazzaQ: PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: Year please
QazzaQ: year 1994
QazzaQ: hello?
QazzaQ: i need now, better if i orde4r elsewhere?
QazzaQ: you think?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
QazzaQ: ?
QazzaQ: hello i really need in a hurry
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
QazzaQ: no thank you have a nice day
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
pi_37846974
Doe nou alleen nog ff écht leuke gesprekjes... Anders zetten ze die livehelp denk ik gewoon uit.

Of iemand probeer eens te bellen (nee, ik doe het niet).
pi_37847048
quote:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Brat: Do you do worldwide shipping?
Greg: May i have the specific location of shipping ?
Brat: I live in the Netherlands and I saw you got some specific parts for my volvo I need
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to your region
Greg: Sorry
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Tskkk..
pi_37847064
Ze verkopen ook geen schoenen in ieder geval

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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:53:49 #160
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37847079
Laten we awards houden. Ik vind deze toch echt wel d beste
quote:
Flip: hi
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Greg: Hai
Flip: The Netherlands
Greg: No
pi_37847097
Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:54:22 #162
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
pi_37847105
Verdomme
ik de tijd dat ik dus wegwas is er meer dan 200 keer geprobeerd met mij te chatten
gelukkig had ik hem op away staan dacht ik
tot ik mijn inbox zag (ding stuurt dus allemaal mailtjes als je away staat
oh, en Tha_t Je kan dus niet meekijken
pi_37847142
T T T T T T T T
V V V V V V
P P P P PP PP P
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:55:44 #164
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
pi_37847148
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:54 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.
Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pasten
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat
pi_37847162
OMG - wat irritant als je daar zit
pi_37847180
harry: Hi maybe a stupid Question but can you send my packet to the netherlands?
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry

Verrassend
pi_37847227
Die met de president is geniaal
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 15:58:52 #168
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
pi_37847242
[03:52:51 PM] Sebas: jahoi
[03:54:57 PM] Visitor: is er ook een amerikaanse versie voor deze live help ?
[03:56:46 PM] Sebas: ja
[03:56:48 PM] Sebas: LEKKER PUH
[03:56:50 PM] Sebas: STIK ER IN
[03:56:51 PM] Sebas: HAHHA
[03:56:57 PM] Sebas: DOOD GA JE
[03:57:06 PM] Sebas: SOA's KRIJG JE
[03:57:42 PM] Visitor: en jou probleem is ?
[03:57:54 PM] Sebas: dood en verderf
[03:58:07 PM] Sebas: hiihi

damn zelf ik wordt ern u wel zat an dat ze me Bellen/chatten

Edit: ik heb dus zelf ook dat programma
en ben dus Sebasser
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:55 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pasten
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat
Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
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Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
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Briljante topic.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:04:19 #172
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Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:05:18 #174
55647 XcUZ_Me
Vileine vrouw
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten
Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijn
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
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Net ook even SEBAS geprobeerd, maar zelfs serieuze vragen zijn uit den boze.

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Haaaaaai SEBAS
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  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:05:40 #177
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]

Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:06:02 #178
21560 dr.dunno
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]

Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:06:53 #179
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:08:07 #180
73232 De_Hertog
Aut bibat, aut abeat
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.

En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
[..]

Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin
Oh, ok ik had hem nog niet eerder gezien.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

[..]

zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS
Tsjah, vraag het ze.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:09:27 #183
128337 Eland
I'm a middle-aged kid
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Ik had net een topgesprek met Greg, alleen loopt die Firefox weer vast . Hij was aardig tegen mij, het speet hem dat ie de parts niet had. Hoe noemde mij ook Greg enzo (omdat ik zo heette). En hij snapte het niet toen ik om Swedish Meatballs vroeg
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:10:15 #184
102433 crew  dennistd
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:11:12 #185
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:

[..]

Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijn
Nee, zullen ze niet doen. Ik denk eerder aan een IP-ban voor NL
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:12:36 #187
67128 capibar
Ondertitels zijn overschat.
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Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
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PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:08 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

[..]

Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'
Nee ik bedoelde dat hij nu een specifieker antwoord gaf. Steeds als ik vroeg waarom ze niet naar Nederland shipte, kapte hij het gesprek af, nu kreeg ik antwoord op die vraag.
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Briljant

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niet spraakzaam
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:14:06 #190
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
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Daniel: you're not that customer-friendly you know
Daniel:
[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.

Daniel: what's your point
Daniel: ?
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:14:55 #191
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I'm a middle-aged kid
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Die van dennistd is echt top

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

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Daniel: I've got one helluva question for you
Daniel: do you actually ship to the netherlands?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: volvo's aren't manufactured by US companies
Daniel: for your kind information
Daniel: why did your parents name you after a demonic figure from christianity by the way
Daniel: KKK-fanatics ?
Daniel: jehova whitnesses?
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Seth: I will be right with you.
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Daniel: you're not that customer-friendly you know
Daniel:
[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
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Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.

Daniel: what's your point
Daniel: ?
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Whaha, ze hebben het nu als standaardzin.
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Marcel: Part #283119
Marcel: is the price included tax?
Marcel: hey,im busy here,ae you nuts?
Marcel: my time is not made of steel
Marcel: your boss wil kick your ass,seeing this bad customers service
Marcel: your not a very commercial person
Marcel: what are you doing on the sales
Marcel: you have to drive a truck or something
Marcel: get naked,bitch
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Marcel: does it fitt well?
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Marcel: what do ik have to do now?
Marcel: welding it by my self?
Marcel: Maybe you can send it to you home adress
Marcel: en than you can send it to mee
Marcel: I have speak to your wife,en she said,its fine
Marcel: But first i have pull out,the rear muffler out of here butt.
Marcel: And loose the rope's om her neck and feets
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Greg: We donot ship parts to your location
Marcel: you still can
Marcel: oke
Marcel: i have to go,fuck your naked wife
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  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:16:05 #194
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:16:26 #195
14142 Daffodil31LE
Pienter Pookje
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

[..]

zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS
Vraag het eens zou ik zeggen....
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:17:51 #196
146413 MutedFaith
Netwerkverdeelkastje
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you: because i was on this other livehelp, and they didn't.
you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
George: yes, we do
you: and what do you ship if i may ask?
you: anything you can recommend?
George: we ship computers
you: ok, great!
you: love your service.
you: gotta go now, bye bye
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:19:15 #197
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
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you: because i was on this other livehelp, and they didn't.
you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
George: yes, we do
you: and what do you ship if i may ask?
you: anything you can recommend?
George: we ship computers
you: ok, great!
you: love your service.
you: gotta go now, bye bye
ze zijn gebroken
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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harry: but to belgium?
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harry: not to europe at all?
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:19:46 #199
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
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you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
George: yes, we do
you: and what do you ship if i may ask?
you: anything you can recommend?
George: we ship computers
you: ok, great!
you: love your service.
you: gotta go now, bye bye
LOL!!!!
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:19:57 #200
28775 QazzaQ
Ik ben een kroet
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tvp
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef Eland het volgende:
Die van dennistd is echt top

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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:22:28 #202
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Dit is echt nep, eerst zeiden ze dat ze alleen niet naar NL verzenden, nu opeens heel Europa niet meer.. echt nep
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Misschien moet ik niet "Henk from holland " heten !
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:24:52 #204
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Whahah
Zetten ze dit nu bij elke chat erbij?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:25:08 #205
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:23 schreef veldmuis het volgende:

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Misschien moet ik niet "Henk from holland " heten !
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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you: Oh, that must be boring.
George: unfortunaly not
you: Say, do you sell Chinese food?
George: yes, very
you: Too bad for you, but why don't you get another job then?
George: i don't know
George: do you want to buy anything?
you: Well yes.
George: i'm very busy
you: What do you sell?
George: computers
you: Ah, hmm I don't know, why should I buy a computer, I already have one..
you: Hmm, this is hard.. how much does a computer costs?
George: what computer do you want?
you: Dunno..
you: Don't you sell something other then computers?
George: no
George: i'm sorry
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Well, I don't wanna buy anything then.
you: What are your hobby's?
George: do you want to buy a computer?
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Ik vind George veel gezelliger dan Greg en Seth!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:25:39 #207
28775 QazzaQ
Ik ben een kroet
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hmmz, hij vind het niet leuk meer:

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mukker: Greg! finally
mukker: youre famous in holland dude!!!
mukker: how are you?
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mukker: kewl
mukker: you know youre famous right?
Greg: How are you ?
mukker: fine also, so whats the ratio of "normal"chats you have?
mukker: against stupid prank chats
Greg: Great
Greg: May I have the information you are looking for ?
mukker: you have t guess, ask me questions that i can answer with yes or no
Greg: Sorry
Greg: Please Try to Understand the Situation my Dutch Friend , You are affecting our Bussiness
Greg: As a Friend would you like to do that
mukker: hmmz you're right, i'm sorry
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I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:26:00 #208
126098 VaderJacob
Ik krijg nog geld van je!!
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Wat een topic

Verkapt tvp dus
Maar jongens ik heb geen geld... tis echt waar!!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:28:03 #209
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
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awwww straks moet hij huilen!!!
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
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Remco: Can I pay by creditcard? VISA?
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Seth: May I know the part you are looking to order?
Seth: Where are you located ?
Remco: BMW M Serie Brakes
Remco: Germany
Remco: I see that I can chose 2 Brands, wich one is better DBA or Power Slot?
Seth: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Remco: 2004, BMW M5
Seth: Are you looking for the Performance Brake rotors or Pads ?
Remco: Performance
Seth: Brake rotors or Pads ?
Remco: Pads
Remco: I found these one on the website:
Remco: http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/performance/catalog/dbuy.php?make=27&year=2004&model=380&brand=1300&part_name=12&category=4

Ik doe een gewoon gesprek. maar hij is wel traag. Maargoed anders is het zo lullig voor ze
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:28:19 #211
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37848273
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:25 schreef QazzaQ het volgende:
hmmz, hij vind het niet leuk meer:

Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
mukker: Greg! finally
mukker: youre famous in holland dude!!!
mukker: how are you?
Greg: Fine
mukker: kewl
mukker: you know youre famous right?
Greg: How are you ?
mukker: fine also, so whats the ratio of "normal"chats you have?
mukker: against stupid prank chats
Greg: Great
Greg: May I have the information you are looking for ?
mukker: you have t guess, ask me questions that i can answer with yes or no
Greg: Sorry
Greg: Please Try to Understand the Situation my Dutch Friend , You are affecting our Bussiness
Greg: As a Friend would you like to do that
mukker: hmmz you're right, i'm sorry
mukker: later dude, have a nice day
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LMAO, ik hou het niet meer
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Yes een klassiekker ik kom gewoon niet meer bij nu.....

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you: do you sell computer parts?
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you: The "ANY" key
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you: yes the "ANY" key
George: is there an any key at a keyboard?
you: Windows asks me to press the "ANY" key
you: And I can not find it
George: you need to press a key at your keyboard
you: What do I do
George: which don't bother
you: ow
you: there is no "ANY" key
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you: Help me please
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George: call your doctor
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A MINI Rulezzzzzz
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:30:30 #213
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
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die george
PM mij!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:30:42 #214
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37848350
Dit topic begint gevaarlijk te worden
Sinds gisternacht al
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quote:
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Helmut: Hi Gwen, I had this nice conversation last night with Bob. Could you please give me his email adres so I can contact him about our arrangement?
Gwen: Are you looking to purchase any parts
Helmut: Yes, I'd like to buy a vacuum hose for my buick.
Helmut: Gwen?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Helmut: It is a car from 1999 but how do I know what the make and model is?
Helmut: A now I see!
Helmut: It's the Volvo Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: I'd like the Volvo Oxygen Sensor, OK?
Gwen: Can I have the model of your vehicle
Helmut: S70
Helmut: Do you need to know more? It's a pink huge car with four wheels. And I need a vacuum hose and an oxygen sensor.
Helmut: Gwen are you still there to help me out?
Helmut: I have lots of money to make your company very very rich. But you have to help me out to get it.
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Helmut: Please help me out I want to buy something!
Gwen: Can I have the VIN
Helmut: What is a VIN?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Helmut: Ok, i'm waiting.
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: OKe
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: Again
Helmut: please hurry
Helmut: I have to to feed the son of my uncle who has downsyndrom. He's screaming all day now. :S
Gwen: Please get back with us with the VIN
Helmut: The VIN is 2
Gwen: Can I have the website you are comming from
Helmut: Sure, it's We dont ship to the Netherlands
Helmut: Why do you want to know?
Helmut: Gwen you want some more information?
Gwen: WE need the exact model of your vehicle to give the right information
Helmut: It's a pink Volvo S70 with a broken Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: Oke Gwen, may I thank you?
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Helmut: You just totally made my day. I have been chatting with you since 14:00, and I haven't been able to order anything at all. Now it's time to quit my working day and go home, and have diner. Have a nice day at work, and may the Oxygen Sensor be with you.
JEZUS! Als ik mijn mongolide neef vraag om een volvo s70 te vinden in Noord-Thailand en de onderdelen per postduif naar me toe te sturen, zou ik dat sneller voor elkaar hebben dan die debiele gwen hoer.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:31:51 #216
127981 Misstique
11-07-2014
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:32:25 #217
146413 MutedFaith
Netwerkverdeelkastje
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Donald: I'd like to order a king size double-whopper meal with pepsi, a big king xxl, 2 junior whoppers with cheese, 3 portions of curly fries and 16 chickenwings. And be quick please, all this chatting is making me fuckin' hungry.
Donald: Greg?
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Greg: Yes
Donald: you're not going to answer me, are you?
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Donald: I'd like to order a king size double-whopper meal with pepsi, a big king xxl, 2 junior whoppers with cheese, 3 portions of curly fries and 16 chickenwings. And be quick please, all this chatting is making me fuckin' hungry.
Donald: hell, nevermind. I'll go to mcdonalds instead.
Donald: have a nice day.
Donald: or night. i have no idea what time it is there.
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:35:28 #218
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Stel nou dat ik een echte klant ben Wat zal ik dan wel niet denken over hun service
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:35:47 #219
128337 Eland
I'm a middle-aged kid
pi_37848506
De server op www.swedishpartswholesale.com doet er te lang over om te antwoorden.

* Misschien is de website tijdelijk niet beschikbaar of overbelast. Probeer over
enkele ogenblikken opnieuw.

  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:36:13 #220
126098 VaderJacob
Ik krijg nog geld van je!!
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:35 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Stel nou dat ik een echte klant ben Wat zal ik dan wel niet denken over hun service
Je moet daar Heineken? zeggen!

dat begrijpen ze wel
Maar jongens ik heb geen geld... tis echt waar!!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:36:56 #221
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37848555
En weer een nieuwe!


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W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116

W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
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W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
[end]


Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd

[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door dr.dunno op 15-05-2006 16:43:26 ]
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:37:42 #222
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37848579
Bij doet de site het niet meer

Bedank TS, door jouw gaan ze nu failliet

PS: Zou de echte topicstarter weten waar zijn topic op is uitgelopen
pi_37848605
Wat is de link van de 'bot' van Sebasser dan
pi_37848615
quote:
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Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Holland: hi
Holland: Do you like Holland?
Holland: Do you think it's a nice country?
Holland: Have you ever been there?
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Holland: ok
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Holland: I didn't ask that, do you like Holland as a country?
Seth: This is irrelevant to this chat session..
Holland: So?
Holland: I would just like to know it.
Seth: I do not like the people of the country who want to abuse others business..
Holland: Oke, bye.
Hij wordt boos.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:39:15 #225
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37848640
Ze denknen echt iets met die ip's te kunnen
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:39:57 #226
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37848663
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:39 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ze denknen echt iets met die ip's te kunnen
de verkeerde ook nog
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:40:18 #227
102433 crew  dennistd
FOK!sport *O*
pi_37848669
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:37 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Bij doet de site het niet meer

Bedank TS, door jouw gaan ze nu failliet

PS: Zou de echte topicstarter weten waar zijn topic op is uitgelopen
Doet deze het nog wel dan?
quote:
PM mij!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:40:41 #228
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37848681
Feliciteer mij jongens, ik ben de eerste die IP geband is
Met een ander IP kan ik nog wel op
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:41:10 #229
128337 Eland
I'm a middle-aged kid
pi_37848692
edit: weg

[ Bericht 96% gewijzigd door Eland op 15-05-2006 16:49:45 ]
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:41:24 #230
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37848703
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:39 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

[..]

de verkeerde ook nog
Heb je proxies zitten gebruiken ofzo? Bang dat je naar Cuba gestuurd zou worden
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:41:55 #231
142113 UncleJB
Screw you guys
pi_37848717
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:38 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
Wat is de link van de 'bot' van Sebasser dan
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/88239778/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=88239778
Geef me es een hint... Nee, geen stille...
Lid van de bond tegen jongeren
HOEREN!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:42:22 #232
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
pi_37848735
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:36 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
En weer een nieuwe!


Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Ray'
W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?


Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd
shit...ze gaan je internet service provider platgooien... daar gaan xs4all en planet omdat een amerikaans bedrijf last van ze heeft

yeah right...
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:42:35 #233
128337 Eland
I'm a middle-aged kid
pi_37848742
George verkoopt computers, servers van het merk Sun. Heb ik net met hem besproken
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:43:04 #234
16743 hp22
Bagger.
pi_37848757
"Kijk hem daar nu harken op z'n buitenblad met z'n mijnwerkersgezicht"
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:44:03 #235
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37848797
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:41 schreef Bhai het volgende:

[..]

Heb je proxies zitten gebruiken ofzo? Bang dat je naar Cuba gestuurd zou worden
nee niet eens

zit wel achter een m0n0wall gateway, wellicht is dat het; hij noemt het IP van m'n gateway bij de ISP
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:44:08 #236
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
pi_37848800
quote:
lol zo bang zou ik er niet van worden hoor... maar ik zit op me werk en vind het niet gepast om dan amerikanen lastig te vallen
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
pi_37848812
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Joey: hi
Joey: i want to order 10 parts
Joey: ten parts of Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Greg: Hai
Joey: model 760 turbo
Joey: do you have that in stock?
Joey: hello Greg?
Joey: are you here?
Greg: May I have the parts you are looking for ?
Joey: i just typed them ... -_-
Greg: And the Shipping location ?
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Joey: hello mr. Greg?
Joey: i am really desperate to getting those parts
Joey: my local dealer hasn't them.
Joey:
Joey: he said i must order it here
Joey: he is one lazy *ss
Joey: i will find a new dealer to keep my 10 Volvo's running i think
Joey: what is your opnion?
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Saaie lul
fan van Putin, Baudet, Jorge Lorenzo en Assad
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:45:41 #238
21560 dr.dunno
shrivel me testes!
pi_37848845
quote:
schijt aan die Arrogante kut-Amerikanen

(mogen ze gelijk ook loggen)
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:46:21 #239
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
pi_37848862
ik heb zo gebeld en ze zeggen dat ze wel naar holland verschepen
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
pi_37848866
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Greg: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
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Kees: http://www.lifeless.nl/images/31803421150.jpg
Kees: it broke down yesterday, just as i was about to take a shower
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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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Kees: Hold on, i have a picture to clarify it
Kees: http://www.lifeless.nl/images/31803421150.jpg
Kees: it broke down yesterday, just as i was about to take a shower
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
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Ik moest hardop lachen.
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quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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Kees: Hold on, i have a picture to clarify it
Kees: http://www.lifeless.nl/images/31803421150.jpg
Kees: it broke down yesterday, just as i was about to take a shower
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:49:14 #243
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
pi_37848953
Mijn IP hebben ze dus wel gevonden en ik ben geband.

Help, ik ben te jong om naar Guantanamo Bay gestuurd te worden
pi_37848970
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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Kees: Hello, i need a new heater
Greg: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Kees: Hold on, i have a picture to clarify it
Kees: http://www.lifeless.nl/images/31803421150.jpg
Kees: it broke down yesterday, just as i was about to take a shower
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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Kees
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:50:07 #245
14827 Kogando
Modelprutser
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AJ: hi greg
Greg: Hai
AJ: i'm not really sure
AJ: about this part
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
AJ: ok, one moment please
AJ: does your mother know you don't deliver to The Netherlands?
Greg: Please make sure you donot get in to my family
Greg: You can ask me questions
AJ:
Greg: Iam here to Help you
Greg: Iam Warning you
Greg: Got that
AJ: warning me?
AJ: what did i do wrong?
Greg: We never ship to your parts
AJ: why not?
Greg: Off
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!

Hahaha, arme Greg..
Beter één keer om vergeving vragen, dan tien keer om toestemming.
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Best aadige gast

> Please wait for a site operator to respond.
> Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello
you: hello
George: can i help you?
you: do you have some trobbles with all the Dutch people?
you: you are verry famous!
George: sometimes
George: the last hour a lot of
you: do you watch this topic? We dont ship to the Netherlands
George: i don't understand dutch, sorry
you: ok
you: i'm leaving. bye... have a nice day
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pi_37849006
Hoeveel zou dat nou verdienen per uur?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:51:24 #248
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
pi_37849021
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
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Schappelijke kerel die Sjors
Bobby Robson forever!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:53:16 #251
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Ik ben een kroet
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I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
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Held.

Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:53:28 #253
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I'm a middle-aged kid
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:53:59 #254
130154 BarraCupraCuda
yeah im talking to you!
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:54:05 #255
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:53 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Held.

Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
na 1 min kapt voipbuster
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:55:00 #256
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Sebas: ze vallen ons steeds lastig
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[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
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Wat zegt hij nou nadat jij zegt: "On the chat they told us that you don't ship to Holland"?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:55:55 #258
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Hoeveel zou dat nou verdienen per uur?
genoeg schijnbaar
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:25 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Ik vind George veel gezelliger dan Greg en Seth!
Inderdaad... Hij praat gewoon met je dan die saaie lullen
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:56:37 #260
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:55 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Wat zegt hij nou nadat jij zegt: "On the chat they told us that you don't ship to Holland"?
ik weet niet man
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:53 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]


Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
Anders ik wel
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:56:54 #262
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Ik ben een kroet
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rechtsboven: LIVE HELP :)

zijn ook nederlands
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:56 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:

[..]

ik weet niet man
Ja, jij ook I don't understand. Echt zo meesterlijk dat hij zegt dat ze wel naar Holland shippen.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:57:48 #264
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lol...ik wou een fuel pomp bestelle.. en wilt ie het niet verzende.. en zegt ie zeg maar tegen je vriendjes dat ik dat al heb gezegt
Back to the 70's
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Het topic wordt nog steeds beter
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:58:47 #266
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Huilen dan.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:59:17 #267
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:57 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Het topic wordt nog steeds beter
nieuwe hype?
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 16:59:57 #268
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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TvP, vanavond maar is even proberen!
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
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bijdehand, dat zijn ze....
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:01:05 #271
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die george blijft geniaal
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:01:29 #272
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Remco: Performance
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Whahaha
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Volgens mij als je een goeie vraag stelt dat ze wel hebben zeggen ze alsnog dat ze het niet hebben enzo.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:02:12 #274
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nou lekker zeg....
nog nooit op de site geweest....
van--> http://www.intellihome-deutschland.de/nederlands/index.asp

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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:03:39 #275
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Seth: HOLLAND!!!ONEONEEELFEINZWEIDREI;):D
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:09:56 #276
139483 arnold-d
Evolution
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volgens mj hebben ze het druk daar...
Back to the 70's
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Inderdaad, ik sta nu al 10 minuten in de wacht.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:11:09 #278
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:58 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
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Lisa: Hello?
Lisa: You guys sell car parts right?
Lisa: HEllo? I dont like being ignored..
Lisa: Im looking for a PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Lisa: 1985 Engine:B230 Model 240
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Lisa: Do you sell wooden shoes?
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ze missen echt een markt met de export van PVC oil traps
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:11:13 #279
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:10 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Inderdaad, ik sta nu al 10 minuten in de wacht.
ja ik ook
Huilen dan.
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ik al ruim een half uur =( die gwen is echt een hoer, een luie ook nog
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:12:36 #281
139483 arnold-d
Evolution
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of george
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:12:51 #282
140043 Isdatzo
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:11 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
ik al ruim een half uur =( die gwen is echt een hoer, een luie ook nog
ja ik ook 25 min oid

lamme tak dat 't is, werken voor je geld zul je!!!

whehe volgens mij hebben ze 't nu wel gehad met hollanders
Huilen dan.
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Laat maar zitten dan, ik probeer het vanavond wel weer.
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:13:27 #284
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:12 schreef arnold-d het volgende:
of george
die reageert meestal wel snel vind ik
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wtf????!!! ik probeerde dus een slechte versie van de president bush en nu doen ze gewoon lomp tegen je....
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wtf????!!! ik probeerde dus een slechte versie van de president bush en nu doen ze gewoon lomp tegen je....
Ja dat wou ik dus ook doen met Balkenende, maar ze laten me potverdummele gewoon wachten.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:15:28 #287
141104 Patje1987
Madre me quiero un frikandel.
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wat een zwijnen, ze zeggen dat ze niet verschepen naar holland, maar aan de telefoon zeggen ze van wel
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:16:38 #288
139483 arnold-d
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:15 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
wat een zwijnen, ze zeggen dat ze niet verschepen naar holland, maar aan de telefoon zeggen ze van wel
L0L
wat een biggen
Back to the 70's
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:17:16 #289
21560 dr.dunno
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heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:17:41 #290
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heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:18:21 #291
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Evolution
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wanneer zalde site ff down liggen
Back to the 70's
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Als ik op verzenden durk, sluit het schermpje zich af
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:25:05 #293
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valt het stil?
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George: can i sell a server to you?
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:26:47 #295
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lol kom we gaan met zijn allen bmw parts proberen te verkopen aan gwen en sebas
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:29:17 #297
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Money=Power
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Hilarisch!! Maar aan de andere kant toch ook wel kut voor die mensen bij dat bedrijf!
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you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: we don't sell chinese food
George: a lot of people from holland are thinking we sell chinese food
!!!!
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:13 schreef dennistd het volgende:

[..]

die reageert meestal wel snel vind ik
en is best aardig.
Bobby Robson forever!
Stadio Oreste Granillo ---- Stadio Angelo Massimino ---- Stadio Euganeo ---- Stadio Olimpico
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 17:30:03 #300
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you: oke and do you take orders?
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you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: we don't sell chinese food
George: a lot of people from holland are thinking we sell chinese food

George: can i sell a server to you?
dat laatste heb je volgens mij uit je eigen duim gezogen, nl. letterlijk wat iemand anders hierboven ook al postte.
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