Die gast zal wel echt zijn danquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:00 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
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Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth: Hey Seth, we have got the same name!
Seth: I will be right with you.
Seth: Seth?
Seth: Thank you
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Seth: I would like to order a car part
Seth: What kind of car do you have?
Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ?
Seth: For how long have you been doing this work?
Seth: Using of this chat session for the irrelevent information us strictly punishable under CYBER CRIME.Do not play fool with us,We have your IP ADDRESS and we will take strict action against you.
Seth: You cant do nothing with my IP
Seth: In our national law, its not punishable.
Seth: I dont believe you are a human person, can you prove it?>
Seth: Like what time is it in your country?
Seth: I do not want to answer a irritating person like you
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:02 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth(ik): hey you have same name as me
Seth: How can I assist you today?
Seth(ik): im looking for a part
Seth(ik): Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Seth(ik): Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240
Seth(ik): do you guys have it in stock?
Seth(ik): are u there? can u help me?
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Seth(ik): Slet?
Seth(ik): sorry i mean Seth
Seth: I will be right with you.
Seth(ik): seth?
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Seth(ik): yes
Seth(ik): i want 1 cheeseburger
Seth(ik): with extra fries
Seth(ik): and a XXL cola
Seth(ik): can u ship it to holland?
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de dwaas ^
haha, ik zei het tochquote:
En toen bleef hij stil. :/quote:You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Blaat: Hi.
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Blaat: Do you know what my IP adress is?
Seth: 82.217.58.81
Blaat: How do you know that?
Seth: You at (203.199.218.30) are located in Fort, Bombay (city), Salsette Island (island), Maharashtra (state), India
Blaat: Ehm, no I'm not in India, you see, I'm in Holland that's the problem, because you don't ship products to Hollan.d
Blaat: And we just want to know why you don't ship to Holland.
Blaat: Hello?
Blaat: Are you still there?
Blaat: Seth??
Blaat:
Blaat:
Misschien doet Seth ook nog de telefoon ondertussenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:04 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Nu maar wachten op de eerste die gaat bellen en het gesprek opneemt.
Ja, dat zou wel geniaal zijn, als we Seth opeens aan de lijn kregen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:11 schreef hp22 het volgende:
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Misschien doet Seth ook nog de telefoon ondertussen
Nog steeds geen antwoord dus.quote:Seth: We do not ship to Holland..
Blaat: Yeah, why not?
Seth: It is the company policy..
Blaat: Do you hate Holland?
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Iddquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:11 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:
Als ze nou gewoon zeggen waaróm ze niet naar Nederland shippen, zijn ze van het gezeik af.
als iemand m gaat bellen dan moet die gene het wel opnemenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:18 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
wehehehehe met voipbuster kan je ze dus wel gratis bellen..
http://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html
Heb alleen nog geen mic aangesloten.. :-/
klopt en opnemen met av voicechanger, ik zal vanmiddag wel ff bellen 14.gifquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:18 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
wehehehehe met voipbuster kan je ze dus wel gratis bellen..
http://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html
Heb alleen nog geen mic aangesloten.. :-/
Ja, ik hoop dat dat ons het antwoord brengt waarom ze niet naar Nederalnd willen shippen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:26 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
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klopt en opnemen met av voicechanger, ik zal vanmiddag wel ff bellen 14.gif
Hij wordt helemaal gek. En straks in de pauze vertelt hij aan Seth wat voor vreemde dingen hem overkomen zijn tijdens het werk.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:27 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Muhahaha...
Eerst krijg ik een heel bla verhaal..
Dan moet Ik op 2 drukken om iemand te spreken..
Dit gedaan hoor ik: "Hello, this is Ronald speaking".
Aangezien ik niets terug kan zeggen druk ik leuk op de knopjes.
En met elk piepje hoor ik Ronald nerveuzer worden..
Daar ben ik ook nog met mn blote aars op geweestquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:28 schreef Keileweg-ethicus het volgende:
Briljant topic. Ongeveer van hetzelfde niveau als dat gebel naar bReEzAh-tv
quote:I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store
hehequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:29 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Hij wordt helemaal gek. En straks in de pauze vertelt hij aan Seth wat voor vreemde dingen hem overkomen zijn tijdens het werk.
quote:Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly.......
iedereen vraagt ook naar hetzelfde onderdeel....ze denken ondertussen daar dat heel nederland een volvo 240 rijdt.....logisch dus dat het uitverkocht is..quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:35 schreef Keileweg-ethicus het volgende:
Hebben ze überhaupt iets op voorraad? Ik zie hier alleen maar "I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
Ah dat verklaart ook waarom ze ons zo idioot zouden vinden.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:36 schreef bluebit het volgende:
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iedereen vraagt ook naar hetzelfde onderdeel....ze denken ondertussen daar dat heel nederland een volvo 240 rijdt.....logisch dus dat het uitverkocht is..
Niet helemaal waterdicht, je redeneringquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:36 schreef bluebit het volgende:
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iedereen vraagt ook naar hetzelfde onderdeel....ze denken ondertussen daar dat heel nederland een volvo 240 rijdt.....logisch dus dat het uitverkocht is..
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:39 schreef Sandahdamastah het volgende:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Brum: hello greg
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Brum: I don't have a lot time
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Brum: my car 'Brum' is in serious problems
Brum: you have to help me
Greg: Yes
Brum: do you know brum?
Greg: May I have the part for your vehicle ?
Greg: No
Greg: Is that a US manufactured vehicle ?
Brum: ow, I do not know what the problem is with my car
Brum: but it looks quite depressed
Greg: I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
Brum: brum does not smile anymore, do you offer antidepressiva?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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1 boze ex werknemer per dag?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:42 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Hoeveel junk-chat zouden ze normaal krijgen ?
geenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:42 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Hoeveel junk-chat zouden ze normaal krijgen ?
Inderdaad, er zullen heust geen mensen zijn die uit verveling die chat gaan lastig vallen ofzo.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:44 schreef junkiesietze het volgende:
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geen
dus nu hebben ze 3 extra mensen ingehuurd
Waarschijnlijk hebben ze uit pure wanhoop er een extra zinnetje in het script gezetquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:41 schreef junkiesietze het volgende:
Gwen: Sorry at the moment, we do not ship any parts to netherlands
dit lijkt wel weer een bot!?!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:45 schreef houtjes het volgende:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Jack: ok
Jack: I am a bit in a hurry...so keep it short please
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Jack: I am experiencing trouble with my c70
Jack: I guess I need a new air intake hose
Jack: do you have it in stock??
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jack: 2001, volvo c70 2.3l turbo
Gwen: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Jack: That's a pity, but I heard you don't ship to Holland...is that true??
Jack: Gwen??
Gwen: yes at the moment we do not ship
Jack: why not Gwen
Jack: ?
Jack: are you still there?
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Gwen: yes at the moment we do not ship
Jack: why do you not ship Gwen?
Jack: ahem...hello???
Gwen: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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Ja, bij mij zei hij ook een keer dat ik in India woonde.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:49 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
MeneerMuis: Hello
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
MeneerMuis: I want to know why you can't be arsed to ship to the Netherlands? FOK! Loves you!
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to Netherlands
MeneerMuis: okay but I wanna ship it to germany
Greg: Yes
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
MeneerMuis: Can you proof me your not a bot? tell me my IP!
Greg: *********
MeneerMuis: wtf
MeneerMuis: lol
MeneerMuis: So why you don't ship to the netherlands?
MeneerMuis: How many Dutch chats you already got in 1 day?
MeneerMuis: what is my location Greg?
MeneerMuis: I want to know if you know my location?
Greg: Netherlands
MeneerMuis: but where in the netherlands?
Greg: One sec
MeneerMuis: okay thanks
MeneerMuis: I'm curious if you gonna find it out
MeneerMuis: Is that One sec lol?
Greg: One hour please
MeneerMuis: I don't got a hour
MeneerMuis: but I will waiting for Greg!
Greg: Your IP Address 203.199.218.30
Greg: Country India
Greg: Region 25 (Tamil Nadu)
Greg: US Area Code
Greg: US Metro Code
Greg: City Madras
Greg: Zipcode
Greg: Latitude/Longitude 13.0833/80.2833
Greg: ISP Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Organization Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd - India.
Greg: Netspeed Cable/DSL
Greg: Domain Name vsnl.net.in
MeneerMuis: I'm living far from India lol
dan stappen we toch over op de telefoon lijnquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
quote:Pieter: actually, 've got 2 questions
Pieter: 1: why do you say this is a chat with a "LIVEperson" since you obvisiously are a chatbot?
Pieter: 2: why don't you ship to the Netherlands?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Pieter: your CPU is overheated?
Gwen: Sorry at the moment we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Pieter: why not?
Pieter: I bet most parts to the rest of europe travel trough Rotterdam Harbour!
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Ze willen vast die indruk wekken, zodat die vervelende Nederlanders ophouden met irriterenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
wtf?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:54 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
seth een uur volgens weer, zetg Qwen
nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
sorry toetsenbord was op ...quote:
Het is een bot. Zie laatste zinquote:Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Edu: Hello I'm searching a long time for the Volvo PCV Oil Trap. Are you also sending to Holland? If yes, what are the shipping coasts to Holland?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Edu: Year: 1987, Volvo 740 Turbo
Edu: The parts are orginal? Because I don't trust eBay, with his fake stuffBut is it possible to send to Holland? Because my local dealer don't sell parts
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Edu: My local dealer don't sell parts. But I want self install the parts, because here in Holland are the local dealers very expensive. When I see a another part what I need, is it may be possible that you send it to Holland? If it's possible, what are the shipping coasts? So I know what the total price is.
Gwen: SInce it is do not stock i am not sure about the price
Edu: Ok...I need also a Volvo Ait Pump.Year: 2000 - 2000. Model: V70 2.4L Non-Turbo
Edu: price: $ 367.90....what are the shippingcoast to Holland for that part?
Edu: hello?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment
ja tuurlijk ... hahaha ...quote:
pwnt !!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:00 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationA sales professional will be with you shortly. Please bear with us!
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
deborah: hi gwen
deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
Gwen: He is not here at the moment
deborah: ow and seth maybe?
deborah: ive spoken to him before
deborah: i want to make an apoligize for al those dutch people
Gwen: You can just try after 1 hour time
deborah: thanks a lot! do you mind chatting with us stupid dutch people?
deborah: are you still there?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: how can I help you
deborah: you must think we dutch people have nothing better to do, right?
deborah: do you have a picture?
Gwen: What picture are you looking for
deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
deborah: there are some people interested in who whe are chatting with
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Het zijn geen bots, alleen zitten er in de software een hoop voorgeprogrammeerde antwoorden. Ze zullen wel steeds vaker de autopilot aanzetten nuquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
Idd, en ze hebben er nu standaard zinnetjes met "we dont ship to Netherlands" en nog wat anderen erin gezetquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:58 schreef Palomar het volgende:
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nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.
Idd, maar toen vonden zij het ook nog leuk en waren er Jose, Bob, e.d.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:11 schreef PsyCha het volgende:
Eerste topic was lachen! Maar ik denk dat ze het nu wel zat zijn.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
ge-ni-aal!!!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
Zeg dat je hem nog niet ontvangen hebt in NL.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:20 schreef QazzaQ het volgende:
zit nu met Gwen te babbelen,ze is aan het kijken wat er met mijn "bestelde" order is gebeurd:)
quote:Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
A sales professional will be with you shortly. Please bear with us!
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Bobine: Hello, Greg?
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bobine: I was wondering
Bobine: do you have any special parts in stock?
Bobine: I am looking for a very specific model
Bobine: It is a type of generator used in Volvo's, but it is rather continent specific
Bobine: Greg? Do you ship generators aswell?
Greg: MAy I have the Shipping Location ?
Bobine: I don't think you are gonna like this
Bobine: It works partially on wind energy
Bobine: well, windmills, actually
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Bobine: we have a lot of those in Holland
Greg: Okay...
Greg: Have Fun
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Bobine: I am so sorryWe should really quit this Holland bullshit
Bobine: but the fad is almost over anyways, I have to apologize, you wont hear a lot from us in a few days probably
Greg: YEs
Greg: Atleast to save my Fingers
Bobine: haha
Bobine: does your live chat run on a semi bot system? oh well, i really shouldnt ask on, you can use your time better
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Bobine:bye!
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:22 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Zeg dat je hem nog niet ontvangen hebt in NL.
Zegt zei weer: we bezorgen niet in NL -> moet je zeggen dat je wel betaald hebt voor het bezorgen
't Zijn en blijven Amerikanen natuurlijk. Ze sewen daar voor minderquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:25 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:
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en dan worden aangeklaagd voor oplichting.... wel oppassen he
Een tweede computer lenen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
2 browsers installeren?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
Met firefox heb ik er nu 8 open staanquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:31 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat wel jammer is, is dat je niet meerdere vensers kunt openen (of weet iem. hoe dat wel kan?)
quote:
Die lui moeten echt meer mensen gaan inhuren hoor......quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:42 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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Tskkk..quote:Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Brat: Do you do worldwide shipping?
Greg: May i have the specific location of shipping ?
Brat: I live in the Netherlands and I saw you got some specific parts for my volvo I need
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to your region
Greg: Sorry
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
quote:Flip: hi
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Greg: Hai
Flip: The Netherlands
Greg: No
Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pastenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:54 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Ghehe, het is nu echt wel duideljik dat dit geen bots zijn, maar dat ze wel ingebouwde zinnen hebben, echt super geniaal. Vooral die met de president was goed.
Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:55 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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Ingebouwde zinnen kan je via een menutje zo copy pasten
scheeld heel wat typ werk als je met ongeveer 20 mensen chat
Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.quote:Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: Yes, seriously do you find all those Dutch people annoying?
Seth: Yes. we are in no way providing Service to them..
Me: Why not?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Me: Oh, okay, NOW I get it, so I don't have to bother you anymore. If you just said this the first time, it would have saved you a lot of frustration.
Seth: Okay...
Seth: Thank you
Seth: BYe
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quote:You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Vietnam_hook@h: Sucky suck $5 dollar soldier boy
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Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijnquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten![]()
Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het beginquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
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Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VSquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
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Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:04 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ik denk dat we bij Deel 6 van dit topic wel verzendingen naar Nederland kunnen verwachten![]()
Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:01 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Ja precies dat bedoelde ik ook. Ik vraag me echt af hoe ze nu reageren in dat bedrijf.
En ik krijg eindelijk normaal antwoord van Seth!
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Dat vetgedrukte was ook zo in dat chatgesprek.
Oh, ok ik had hem nog niet eerder gezien.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef Sebasser het volgende:
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Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin
Tsjah, vraag het ze.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS![]()
Nee, zullen ze niet doen. Ik denk eerder aan een IP-ban voor NLquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:
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Ik denk eerder dat de Livechat dan afgesloten zal zijn
Please wait for a site operator to respond.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevondenhttp://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
Nee ik bedoelde dat hij nu een specifieker antwoord gaf.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:08 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:
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Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'
Whaha, ze hebben het nu als standaardzin.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Daniel: Seth
Daniel: wassup nigger
Daniel: I've got one helluva question for you
Daniel: do you actually ship to the netherlands?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: volvo's aren't manufactured by US companies
Daniel: for your kind information
Daniel: why did your parents name you after a demonic figure from christianity by the way
Daniel: KKK-fanatics ?
Daniel: jehova whitnesses?
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Daniel: I'm bearing the weight of the world over here, so it seems
Daniel: Taking a dump?
Seth: I will be right with you.
Daniel: What the hell are you doing man
Seth: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Seth: I will be right with you.
Seth: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Daniel: No you're not
Daniel: I have been waiting over here for over 25 minutes
Daniel: you're not that customer-friendly you know
Daniel:
[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: what's your point
Daniel: ?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: no point made, just a statement
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Vraag het eens zou ik zeggen....quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
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zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS![]()
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: nuecken?
George: what do you mean?
you: do you ship to holland?
you: because i was on this other livehelp, and they didn't.
you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
George: yes, we do
you: and what do you ship if i may ask?
you: anything you can recommend?
George: we ship computers
you: ok, great!
you: love your service.
you: gotta go now, bye bye
LOL!!!!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: nuecken?
George: what do you mean?
you: do you ship to holland?
you: because i was on this other livehelp, and they didn't.
you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
George: yes, we do
you: and what do you ship if i may ask?
you: anything you can recommend?
George: we ship computers
you: ok, great!
you: love your service.
you: gotta go now, bye bye
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef Eland het volgende:
Die van dennistd is echt top
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you: Yes George, I would like to place an order
George: ok
George: which product?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: We don't sell Chinese food
George: bye
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Misschien moet ik niet "Henk from holland " hetenquote:Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:23 schreef veldmuis het volgende:
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Misschien moet ik niet "Henk from holland " heten!
Ik vind George veel gezelliger dan Greg en Seth!quote:Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George, are you the only live person around here?
you: Don't you have collegues?
George: no
you: Oh, that must be boring.
George: unfortunaly not
you: Say, do you sell Chinese food?
George: yes, very
you: Too bad for you, but why don't you get another job then?
George: i don't know
George: do you want to buy anything?
you: Well yes.
George: i'm very busy
you: What do you sell?
George: computers
you: Ah, hmm I don't know, why should I buy a computer, I already have one..
you: Hmm, this is hard.. how much does a computer costs?
George: what computer do you want?
you: Dunno..
you: Don't you sell something other then computers?
George: no
George: i'm sorry
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Well, I don't wanna buy anything then.
you: What are your hobby's?
George: do you want to buy a computer?
you: Nope.
George: bye then
you:
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LMAO, ik hou het niet meerquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:25 schreef QazzaQ het volgende:
hmmz, hij vind het niet leuk meer:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
mukker: Greg! finally
mukker: youre famous in holland dude!!!
mukker: how are you?
Greg: Fine
mukker: kewl
mukker: you know youre famous right?
Greg: How are you ?
mukker: fine also, so whats the ratio of "normal"chats you have?
mukker: against stupid prank chats
Greg: Great
Greg: May I have the information you are looking for ?
mukker: you have t guess, ask me questions that i can answer with yes or no
Greg: Sorry
Greg: Please Try to Understand the Situation my Dutch Friend , You are affecting our Bussiness
Greg: As a Friend would you like to do that
mukker: hmmz you're right, i'm sorry
mukker: later dude, have a nice day
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
JEZUS! Als ik mijn mongolide neef vraag om een volvo s70 te vinden in Noord-Thailand en de onderdelen per postduif naar me toe te sturen, zou ik dat sneller voor elkaar hebben dan die debiele gwen hoer.quote:Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Helmut: Hi Gwen, I had this nice conversation last night with Bob. Could you please give me his email adres so I can contact him about our arrangement?
Gwen: Are you looking to purchase any parts
Helmut: Yes, I'd like to buy a vacuum hose for my buick.
Helmut: Gwen?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Helmut: It is a car from 1999 but how do I know what the make and model is?
Helmut: A now I see!
Helmut: It's the Volvo Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: I'd like the Volvo Oxygen Sensor, OK?
Gwen: Can I have the model of your vehicle
Helmut: S70
Helmut: Do you need to know more? It's a pink huge car with four wheels. And I need a vacuum hose and an oxygen sensor.
Helmut: Gwen are you still there to help me out?
Helmut: I have lots of money to make your company very very rich. But you have to help me out to get it.
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Helmut: Please help me out I want to buy something!
Gwen: Can I have the VIN
Helmut: What is a VIN?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Helmut: Ok, i'm waiting.
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: OKe
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: Again
Helmut: please hurry
Helmut: I have to to feed the son of my uncle who has downsyndrom. He's screaming all day now. :S
Gwen: Please get back with us with the VIN
Helmut: The VIN is 2
Gwen: Can I have the website you are comming from
Helmut: Sure, it's We dont ship to the Netherlands
Helmut: Why do you want to know?
Helmut: Gwen you want some more information?
Gwen: WE need the exact model of your vehicle to give the right information
Helmut: It's a pink Volvo S70 with a broken Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: Oke Gwen, may I thank you?
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Helmut: You just totally made my day. I have been chatting with you since 14:00, and I haven't been able to order anything at all. Now it's time to quit my working day and go home, and have diner. Have a nice day at work, and may the Oxygen Sensor be with you.
Je moet daar Heineken? zeggen!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:35 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Hallo: Biertje?
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Stel nou dat ik een echte klant benWat zal ik dan wel niet denken over hun service
Hij wordt boos.quote:You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Holland: hi
Holland: Do you like Holland?
Holland: Do you think it's a nice country?
Holland: Have you ever been there?
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Holland: ok
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Holland: I didn't ask that, do you like Holland as a country?
Seth: This is irrelevant to this chat session..
Holland: So?
Holland: I would just like to know it.
Seth: I do not like the people of the country who want to abuse others business..
Holland: Oke, bye.
Doet deze het nog wel dan?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:37 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Bij doet de site het niet meer
Bedank TS, door jouw gaan ze nu failliet
PS: Zou de echte topicstarter weten waar zijn topic op is uitgelopen
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevondenhttp://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/88239778/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=88239778quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:38 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
Wat is de link van de 'bot' van Sebasser dan
shit...ze gaan je internet service provider platgooien... daar gaan xs4all en planet omdat een amerikaans bedrijf last van ze heeftquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:36 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
En weer een nieuwe!
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Ray'
W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd![]()
nee niet eensquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:41 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Heb je proxies zitten gebruiken ofzo? Bang dat je naar Cuba gestuurd zou worden
lol zo bang zou ik er niet van worden hoor... maar ik zit op me werk en vind het niet gepast om dan amerikanen lastig te vallenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:43 schreef hp22 het volgende:
http://nu.nl/news/732649/(...)internetters%27.html
Pas maar op
schijt aan die Arrogante kut-Amerikanenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:43 schreef hp22 het volgende:
http://nu.nl/news/732649/(...)internetters%27.html
Pas maar op
Ik moest hardop lachen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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Kees: Hello, i need a new heater
Greg: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Kees: Hold on, i have a picture to clarify it
Kees: http://www.lifeless.nl/images/31803421150.jpg
Kees: it broke down yesterday, just as i was about to take a shower
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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Kees: Hello, i need a new heater
Greg: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Kees: Hold on, i have a picture to clarify it
Kees: http://www.lifeless.nl/images/31803421150.jpg
Kees: it broke down yesterday, just as i was about to take a shower
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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Keesquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kees: Hello, i need a new heater
Greg: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Kees: Hold on, i have a picture to clarify it
Kees: http://www.lifeless.nl/images/31803421150.jpg
Kees: it broke down yesterday, just as i was about to take a shower
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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Held.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:51 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
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Wehehehequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:51 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:51 schreef Beach het volgende:
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Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Simon: hello Greg
Simon: whats up old dawg
Simon: another day at work
Simon: all those bloody Dutch
Simon: annyoing people
Simon: don't you think
Simon: Greg my dear old friend, are you there?
Simon: Tomorrow at work i will slap you, because you aren't responding
Simon: joking
Greg: Okay...
Greg: Keep Doing That
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na 1 min kapt voipbusterquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:53 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Held.
Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
Inderdaad... Hij praat gewoon met je dan die saaie lullenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:25 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Ik vind George veel gezelliger dan Greg en Seth!
ik weet niet manquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:55 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Wat zegt hij nou nadat jij zegt: "On the chat they told us that you don't ship to Holland"?
Anders ik welquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:53 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
Ja, jij ook I don't understand. Echt zo meesterlijk dat hij zegt dat ze wel naar Holland shippen.quote:
nieuwe hype?quote:
Whahahaquote:Seth: Are you looking for the Performance Brake rotors or Pads ?
Remco: Performance
Seth: Brake rotors or Pads ?
ze missen echt een markt met de export van PVC oil trapsquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:58 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
You are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Lisa: Hello?
Lisa: You guys sell car parts right?
Lisa: HEllo? I dont like being ignored..
Lisa: Im looking for a PCV Oil Trap
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Lisa: 1985 Engine:B230 Model 240
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Lisa: Do you sell wooden shoes?
Gwen: We do not sell
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ja ik ookquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:10 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Inderdaad, ik sta nu al 10 minuten in de wacht.
ja ik ook 25 min oidquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:11 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
ik al ruim een half uur =( die gwen is echt een hoer, een luie ook nog
Laat maar zitten dan, ik probeer het vanavond wel weer.quote:Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
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die reageert meestal wel snel vind ikquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:12 schreef arnold-d het volgende:
of george
Ja dat wou ik dus ook doen met Balkenende, maar ze laten me potverdummele gewoon wachten.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:13 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
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You are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Balkenende: hello madam, i am the prime minister of the netherlands
Balkenende: i want to order some volvo parts
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Gwen: Sorry at the moment, we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Balkenende: i didnt say i want to have them shipped to the netherlands. did i?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Balkenende: and im the easterbunny....
Balkenende: you are talking to a fucking president... how about letting me first order my parts?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
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wtf????!!! ik probeerde dus een slechte versie van de president bush en nu doen ze gewoon lomp tegen je....
L0Lquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:15 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
wat een zwijnen, ze zeggen dat ze niet verschepen naar holland, maar aan de telefoon zeggen ze van wel
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
Als ik op verzenden durk, sluit het schermpje zich afquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:41 schreef UncleJB het volgende:
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http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/88239778/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=88239778
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:25 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: we don't sell chinese food
George: a lot of people from holland are thinking we sell chinese food
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:25 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: we don't sell chinese food
George: a lot of people from holland are thinking we sell chinese food
en is best aardig.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:13 schreef dennistd het volgende:
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die reageert meestal wel snel vind ik
dat laatste heb je volgens mij uit je eigen duim gezogen, nl. letterlijk wat iemand anders hierboven ook al postte.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:25 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
you: oke and do you take orders?
George: yes
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: we don't sell chinese food
George: a lot of people from holland are thinking we sell chinese food
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