We dont ship to the Netherlands

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:05 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

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Dat heb ik ookal lang gehoord in het begin

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

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zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:08 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:

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Het was de klacht waar het topic mee begon, ze zeggen het in vrijwel ieder gesprek, het is de titel van beide topics, en als ze tegen jou zeggen 'We dont ship to the Netherlands' waag jij het nog te zeggen 'oh, had dat dan meteen gezegd?'

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Daniel: Seth
Daniel: wassup nigger
Daniel: I've got one helluva question for you
Daniel: do you actually ship to the netherlands?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: volvo's aren't manufactured by US companies
Daniel: for your kind information
Daniel: why did your parents name you after a demonic figure from christianity by the way
Daniel: KKK-fanatics ?
Daniel: jehova whitnesses?
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Daniel: I'm bearing the weight of the world over here, so it seems
Daniel: Taking a dump?
Seth: I will be right with you.
Daniel: What the hell are you doing man
Seth: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Seth: I will be right with you.
Seth: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Daniel: No you're not
Daniel: I have been waiting over here for over 25 minutes
Daniel: you're not that customer-friendly you know
Daniel:
[Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: what's your point
Daniel: ?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Daniel: no point made, just a statement
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

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zeiden ze bij mij ook, maar sinds wanneer maken ze volvo's in VS

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: nuecken?
George: what do you mean?
you: do you ship to holland?
you: because i was on this other livehelp, and they didn't.
you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
George: yes, we do
you: and what do you ship if i may ask?
you: anything you can recommend?
George: we ship computers
you: ok, great!
you: love your service.
you: gotta go now, bye bye

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:17 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: nuecken?
George: what do you mean?
you: do you ship to holland?
you: because i was on this other livehelp, and they didn't.
you: and this guy there got very upset about me asking.
George: yes, we do
you: and what do you ship if i may ask?
you: anything you can recommend?
George: we ship computers
you: ok, great!
you: love your service.
you: gotta go now, bye bye

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef Eland het volgende:
Die van dennistd is echt top

Chat Information Please wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat Information You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes George, I would like to place an order
George: ok
George: which product?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
George: We don't sell Chinese food
George: bye
Chat Information Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Chat Information You are not currently in a chat session.

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Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:23 schreef veldmuis het volgende:

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Misschien moet ik niet "Henk from holland " heten !

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Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George, are you the only live person around here?
you: Don't you have collegues?
George: no
you: Oh, that must be boring.
George: unfortunaly not
you: Say, do you sell Chinese food?
George: yes, very
you: Too bad for you, but why don't you get another job then?
George: i don't know
George: do you want to buy anything?
you: Well yes.
George: i'm very busy
you: What do you sell?
George: computers
you: Ah, hmm I don't know, why should I buy a computer, I already have one..
you: Hmm, this is hard.. how much does a computer costs?
George: what computer do you want?
you: Dunno..
you: Don't you sell something other then computers?
George: no
George: i'm sorry
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Well, I don't wanna buy anything then.
you: What are your hobby's?
George: do you want to buy a computer?
you: Nope.
George: bye then
you:
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
You are not currently in a chat session.

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Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Helmut: Hi Gwen, I had this nice conversation last night with Bob. Could you please give me his email adres so I can contact him about our arrangement?
Gwen: Are you looking to purchase any parts
Helmut: Yes, I'd like to buy a vacuum hose for my buick.
Helmut: Gwen?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Helmut: It is a car from 1999 but how do I know what the make and model is?
Helmut: A now I see!
Helmut: It's the Volvo Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: I'd like the Volvo Oxygen Sensor, OK?
Gwen: Can I have the model of your vehicle
Helmut: S70
Helmut: Do you need to know more? It's a pink huge car with four wheels. And I need a vacuum hose and an oxygen sensor.
Helmut: Gwen are you still there to help me out?
Helmut: I have lots of money to make your company very very rich. But you have to help me out to get it.
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Helmut: Please help me out I want to buy something!
Gwen: Can I have the VIN
Helmut: What is a VIN?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Helmut: Ok, i'm waiting.
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: OKe
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: Again
Helmut: please hurry
Helmut: I have to to feed the son of my uncle who has downsyndrom. He's screaming all day now. :S
Gwen: Please get back with us with the VIN
Helmut: The VIN is 2
Gwen: Can I have the website you are comming from
Helmut: Sure, it's We dont ship to the Netherlands
Helmut: Why do you want to know?
Helmut: Gwen you want some more information?
Gwen: WE need the exact model of your vehicle to give the right information
Helmut: It's a pink Volvo S70 with a broken Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: Oke Gwen, may I thank you?
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Helmut: You just totally made my day. I have been chatting with you since 14:00, and I haven't been able to order anything at all. Now it's time to quit my working day and go home, and have diner. Have a nice day at work, and may the Oxygen Sensor be with you.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:35 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Greg'
Hallo: Biertje?
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!

Stel nou dat ik een echte klant ben Wat zal ik dan wel niet denken over hun service

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You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Holland: hi
Holland: Do you like Holland?
Holland: Do you think it's a nice country?
Holland: Have you ever been there?
Seth: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Holland: ok
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Holland: I didn't ask that, do you like Holland as a country?
Seth: This is irrelevant to this chat session..
Holland: So?
Holland: I would just like to know it.
Seth: I do not like the people of the country who want to abuse others business..
Holland: Oke, bye.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:39 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ze denknen echt iets met die ip's te kunnen

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:37 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Bij doet de site het niet meer

Bedank TS, door jouw gaan ze nu failliet

PS: Zou de echte topicstarter weten waar zijn topic op is uitgelopen

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:38 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
Wat is de link van de 'bot' van Sebasser dan

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:36 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
En weer een nieuwe!


Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Ray'
W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?


Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:41 schreef Bhai het volgende:

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Heb je proxies zitten gebruiken ofzo? Bang dat je naar Cuba gestuurd zou worden

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:43 schreef hp22 het volgende:
http://nu.nl/news/732649/(...)internetters%27.html

Pas maar op

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:43 schreef hp22 het volgende:
http://nu.nl/news/732649/(...)internetters%27.html

Pas maar op

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