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dan stappen we toch over op de telefoon lijnquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
quote:Pieter: actually, 've got 2 questions
Pieter: 1: why do you say this is a chat with a "LIVEperson" since you obvisiously are a chatbot?
Pieter: 2: why don't you ship to the Netherlands?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Pieter: your CPU is overheated?
Gwen: Sorry at the moment we do not ship any parts to netherlands
Pieter: why not?
Pieter: I bet most parts to the rest of europe travel trough Rotterdam Harbour!
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Ze willen vast die indruk wekken, zodat die vervelende Nederlanders ophouden met irriterenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
"Kijk hem daar nu harken op z'n buitenblad met z'n mijnwerkersgezicht"
seth een uur volgens weer, zetg Qwen
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
wtf?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:54 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
seth een uur volgens weer, zetg Qwen
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
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Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
deborah: hi gwen
deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
Gwen: He is not here at the moment
deborah: ow and seth maybe?
deborah: ive spoken to him before
deborah: i want to make an apoligize for al those dutch people
Gwen: You can just try after 1 hour time
deborah: thanks a lot! do you mind chatting with us stupid dutch people?
deborah: are you still there?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: how can I help you
deborah: you must think we dutch people have nothing better to do, right?
deborah: do you have a picture?
Gwen: What picture are you looking for
deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
deborah: there are some people interested in who whe are chatting with
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Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
deborah: hi gwen
deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
Gwen: He is not here at the moment
deborah: ow and seth maybe?
deborah: ive spoken to him before
deborah: i want to make an apoligize for al those dutch people
Gwen: You can just try after 1 hour time
deborah: thanks a lot! do you mind chatting with us stupid dutch people?
deborah: are you still there?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: how can I help you
deborah: you must think we dutch people have nothing better to do, right?
deborah: do you have a picture?
Gwen: What picture are you looking for
deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
deborah: there are some people interested in who whe are chatting with
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
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Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
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You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Yasmine: why didnt you want to chat with me
Yasmine: bad service you have
Yasmine: kicking your customers after saying hello
Greg: Yes
Greg: MAy I have the Inforamtion you are looking for ?
Yasmine: may I have apologizes?
Yasmine: hello?
Greg: Sorry for that
Yasmine: ok thank you
Yasmine: you're a cutie..
Yasmine: but why did you kick me, are you in a bad mood?
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Yasmine: yes after answering my question
Greg: Not ina Bad mood ?
Yasmine: if that is your answer
Yasmine: you're experiencing some annoying customers aren't you? you have a heavy job
Greg: ********** NL NETHERLANDS - - LEIDEN UNIVERSITY correct?
Yasmine: yeah do you ship to the netherlands?
Greg: We have filed a case against you
Yasmine: no please
Greg: You will be facing a Legal Action shortly
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!
Oeps
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You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Yasmine: why didnt you want to chat with me
Yasmine: bad service you have
Yasmine: kicking your customers after saying hello
Greg: Yes
Greg: MAy I have the Inforamtion you are looking for ?
Yasmine: may I have apologizes?
Yasmine: hello?
Greg: Sorry for that
Yasmine: ok thank you
Yasmine: you're a cutie..
Yasmine: but why did you kick me, are you in a bad mood?
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Yasmine: yes after answering my question
Greg: Not ina Bad mood ?
Yasmine: if that is your answer
Yasmine: you're experiencing some annoying customers aren't you? you have a heavy job
Greg: ********** NL NETHERLANDS - - LEIDEN UNIVERSITY correct?
Yasmine: yeah do you ship to the netherlands?
Greg: We have filed a case against you
Yasmine: no please
Greg: You will be facing a Legal Action shortly
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!
Oeps
Believe in yourself
sorry toetsenbord was op ...quote:
volgens Qwen is Seth er over een uurtje weer
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
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~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
Het is een bot. Zie laatste zinquote:Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Edu: Hello I'm searching a long time for the Volvo PCV Oil Trap. Are you also sending to Holland? If yes, what are the shipping coasts to Holland?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Edu: Year: 1987, Volvo 740 Turbo
Edu: The parts are orginal? Because I don't trust eBay, with his fake stuff But is it possible to send to Holland? Because my local dealer don't sell parts
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Edu: My local dealer don't sell parts. But I want self install the parts, because here in Holland are the local dealers very expensive. When I see a another part what I need, is it may be possible that you send it to Holland? If it's possible, what are the shipping coasts? So I know what the total price is.
Gwen: SInce it is do not stock i am not sure about the price
Edu: Ok...I need also a Volvo Ait Pump.Year: 2000 - 2000. Model: V70 2.4L Non-Turbo
Edu: price: $ 367.90....what are the shippingcoast to Holland for that part?
Edu: hello?
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment
ja tuurlijk ... hahaha ...quote:
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
pwnt !!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:00 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
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Chat InformationA sales professional will be with you shortly. Please bear with us!
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gwen'
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
deborah: hi gwen
deborah: nice to meet you again. Is denver there?
Gwen: He is not here at the moment
deborah: ow and seth maybe?
deborah: ive spoken to him before
deborah: i want to make an apoligize for al those dutch people
Gwen: You can just try after 1 hour time
deborah: thanks a lot! do you mind chatting with us stupid dutch people?
deborah: are you still there?
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Gwen: how can I help you
deborah: you must think we dutch people have nothing better to do, right?
deborah: do you have a picture?
Gwen: What picture are you looking for
deborah: a picture of you, and maybe your colleques Seth and Greg
deborah: there are some people interested in who whe are chatting with
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Chat InformationYou are not currently in a chat session
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Het zijn geen bots, alleen zitten er in de software een hoop voorgeprogrammeerde antwoorden. Ze zullen wel steeds vaker de autopilot aanzetten nu Zie ook het vorige topic voor uitleg over de daar gebruikte software.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Ik heb toch het gevoel dat het een bot is
Zie ook het vorige topic voor uitleg over de daar gebruikte software.
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
Then Mary had dessert
geniaal tipoc; die lui moeten krankjorem worden van ons, ik krijg het al nauwelijks bijgelezen nu.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
ik lach me rot hier joh
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Idd, en ze hebben er nu standaard zinnetjes met "we dont ship to Netherlands" en nog wat anderen erin gezetquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 14:58 schreef Palomar het volgende:
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nee man, hij heeft gewoon wat van die 'auto-reply'-knopjes waardoor je steeds dezelfde zinnen ziet. Er zijn echt geen bots die zo 'goed' reageren.
ja, het is een bot, of semi bot die om hulp vraagt als er iets is waar hij geen antwoord op kan geven.
Maar ik ga het ook ff proberen
Maar ik ga het ook ff proberen
Idd, maar toen vonden zij het ook nog leuk en waren er Jose, Bob, e.d.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:11 schreef PsyCha het volgende:
Eerste topic was lachen! Maar ik denk dat ze het nu wel zat zijn.
Dit zijn gewoon saaie klootzakken
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
World Wrestling Entertainment
!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
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[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
ge-ni-aal!!!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 15:15 schreef MeneerMuis het volgende:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
PresidentBush: Welcome Greg, this is your President speaking
Greg: Great Morning Mr .President
PresidentBush: I just heard rumours about Dutch People killing your chat?
Greg: Yes
PresidentBush: I'm very good at organizing wars, so it will be no problem to find out what's going on and to solve this problem
Greg: Mr.President are you chatting with us from
Greg: *** IP *** NL NETHERLANDS NOORD-HOLLAND AMSTERDAM XS4ALL INTERNET BV
PresidentBush: Yes i'm in holland right now
Greg: Okay...
PresidentBush: So how's your day?
Greg: Killing,Bugging
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
PresidentBush: yeah I know
PresidentBush: hard time for you people out there
PresidentBush: got lots of respect
PresidentBush: you guys rock!
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
zit nu met Gwen te babbelen,ze is aan het kijken wat er met mijn "bestelde" order is gebeurd:)
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
