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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:14 schreef Eland het volgende:
Die van dennistd is echt top
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Dit is echt nep, eerst zeiden ze dat ze alleen niet naar NL verzenden, nu opeens heel Europa niet meer.. echt nep
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:23 schreef veldmuis het volgende:
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Misschien moet ik niet "Henk from holland " heten !
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
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George: yes, very
you: Too bad for you, but why don't you get another job then?
George: i don't know
George: do you want to buy anything?
you: Well yes.
George: i'm very busy
you: What do you sell?
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you: Ah, hmm I don't know, why should I buy a computer, I already have one..
you: Hmm, this is hard.. how much does a computer costs?
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you: Dunno..
you: Don't you sell something other then computers?
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hmmz, hij vind het niet leuk meer:
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mukker: kewl
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mukker: against stupid prank chats
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mukker: youre famous in holland dude!!!
mukker: how are you?
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mukker: kewl
mukker: you know youre famous right?
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mukker: fine also, so whats the ratio of "normal"chats you have?
mukker: against stupid prank chats
Greg: Great
Greg: May I have the information you are looking for ?
mukker: you have t guess, ask me questions that i can answer with yes or no
Greg: Sorry
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mukker: hmmz you're right, i'm sorry
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I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
awwww straks moet hij huilen!!!
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Ik doe een gewoon gesprek. maar hij is wel traag. Maargoed anders is het zo lullig voor ze
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Remco: Pads
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Ik doe een gewoon gesprek. maar hij is wel traag. Maargoed anders is het zo lullig voor ze
LMAO, ik hou het niet meerquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:25 schreef QazzaQ het volgende:
hmmz, hij vind het niet leuk meer:
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mukker: youre famous in holland dude!!!
mukker: how are you?
Greg: Fine
mukker: kewl
mukker: you know youre famous right?
Greg: How are you ?
mukker: fine also, so whats the ratio of "normal"chats you have?
mukker: against stupid prank chats
Greg: Great
Greg: May I have the information you are looking for ?
mukker: you have t guess, ask me questions that i can answer with yes or no
Greg: Sorry
Greg: Please Try to Understand the Situation my Dutch Friend , You are affecting our Bussiness
Greg: As a Friend would you like to do that
mukker: hmmz you're right, i'm sorry
mukker: later dude, have a nice day
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Yes een klassiekker ik kom gewoon niet meer bij nu.....
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George: which don't bother
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George: is there an any key at a keyboard?
you: Windows asks me to press the "ANY" key
you: And I can not find it
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you: What do I do
George: which don't bother
you: ow
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JEZUS! Als ik mijn mongolide neef vraag om een volvo s70 te vinden in Noord-Thailand en de onderdelen per postduif naar me toe te sturen, zou ik dat sneller voor elkaar hebben dan die debiele gwen hoer.quote:Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
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Helmut: Yes, I'd like to buy a vacuum hose for my buick.
Helmut: Gwen?
Gwen: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Helmut: It is a car from 1999 but how do I know what the make and model is?
Helmut: A now I see!
Helmut: It's the Volvo Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: I'd like the Volvo Oxygen Sensor, OK?
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Helmut: S70
Helmut: Do you need to know more? It's a pink huge car with four wheels. And I need a vacuum hose and an oxygen sensor.
Helmut: Gwen are you still there to help me out?
Helmut: I have lots of money to make your company very very rich. But you have to help me out to get it.
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Helmut: Please help me out I want to buy something!
Gwen: Can I have the VIN
Helmut: What is a VIN?
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Helmut: Ok, i'm waiting.
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: OKe
Gwen: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Helmut: Again
Helmut: please hurry
Helmut: I have to to feed the son of my uncle who has downsyndrom. He's screaming all day now. :S
Gwen: Please get back with us with the VIN
Helmut: The VIN is 2
Gwen: Can I have the website you are comming from
Helmut: Sure, it's We dont ship to the Netherlands
Helmut: Why do you want to know?
Helmut: Gwen you want some more information?
Gwen: WE need the exact model of your vehicle to give the right information
Helmut: It's a pink Volvo S70 with a broken Oxygen Sensor
Helmut: Oke Gwen, may I thank you?
Gwen: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Helmut: You just totally made my day. I have been chatting with you since 14:00, and I haven't been able to order anything at all. Now it's time to quit my working day and go home, and have diner. Have a nice day at work, and may the Oxygen Sensor be with you.
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Donald: I'd like to order a king size double-whopper meal with pepsi, a big king xxl, 2 junior whoppers with cheese, 3 portions of curly fries and 16 chickenwings. And be quick please, all this chatting is making me fuckin' hungry.
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Donald: or night. i have no idea what time it is there.
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Donald: i just told you!
Donald: I'd like to order a king size double-whopper meal with pepsi, a big king xxl, 2 junior whoppers with cheese, 3 portions of curly fries and 16 chickenwings. And be quick please, all this chatting is making me fuckin' hungry.
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Donald: 're you still there?
Greg: Yes
Donald: you're not going to answer me, are you?
Greg: MAy I have the information you are looking for ?
Donald: I'd like to order a king size double-whopper meal with pepsi, a big king xxl, 2 junior whoppers with cheese, 3 portions of curly fries and 16 chickenwings. And be quick please, all this chatting is making me fuckin' hungry.
Donald: hell, nevermind. I'll go to mcdonalds instead.
Donald: have a nice day.
Donald: or night. i have no idea what time it is there.
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
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Stel nou dat ik een echte klant ben Wat zal ik dan wel niet denken over hun service
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Stel nou dat ik een echte klant ben Wat zal ik dan wel niet denken over hun service
De server op www.swedishpartswholesale.com doet er te lang over om te antwoorden.
* Misschien is de website tijdelijk niet beschikbaar of overbelast. Probeer over
enkele ogenblikken opnieuw.
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Je moet daar Heineken? zeggen!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:35 schreef Bhai het volgende:
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Stel nou dat ik een echte klant ben Wat zal ik dan wel niet denken over hun service
dat begrijpen ze wel
Maar jongens ik heb geen geld... tis echt waar!!
En weer een nieuwe!
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Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
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Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
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Ray: So am I
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W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
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W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
Bij doet de site het niet meer
Bedank TS, door jouw gaan ze nu failliet
PS: Zou de echte topicstarter weten waar zijn topic op is uitgelopen
Bedank TS, door jouw gaan ze nu failliet
PS: Zou de echte topicstarter weten waar zijn topic op is uitgelopen
Hij wordt boos.quote:You are now chatting with 'Seth'
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Holland: hi
Holland: Do you like Holland?
Holland: Do you think it's a nice country?
Holland: Have you ever been there?
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Holland: ok
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars.
Holland: I didn't ask that, do you like Holland as a country?
Seth: This is irrelevant to this chat session..
Holland: So?
Holland: I would just like to know it.
Seth: I do not like the people of the country who want to abuse others business..
Holland: Oke, bye.
de verkeerde ook nogquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:39 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Ze denknen echt iets met die ip's te kunnen
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
Doet deze het nog wel dan?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:37 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Bij doet de site het niet meer
Bedank TS, door jouw gaan ze nu failliet
PS: Zou de echte topicstarter weten waar zijn topic op is uitgelopen
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:10 schreef dennistd het volgende:
Ik heb er nog zo'n een gevonden http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
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http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/88239778/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=88239778quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:38 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
Wat is de link van de 'bot' van Sebasser dan
shit...ze gaan je internet service provider platgooien... daar gaan xs4all en planet omdat een amerikaans bedrijf last van ze heeftquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:36 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
En weer een nieuwe!
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W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
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yeah right...
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
nee niet eensquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:41 schreef Bhai het volgende:
[..]
Heb je proxies zitten gebruiken ofzo? Bang dat je naar Cuba gestuurd zou worden
zit wel achter een m0n0wall gateway, wellicht is dat het; hij noemt het IP van m'n gateway bij de ISP
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
lol zo bang zou ik er niet van worden hoor... maar ik zit op me werk en vind het niet gepast om dan amerikanen lastig te vallenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:43 schreef hp22 het volgende:
http://nu.nl/news/732649/(...)internetters%27.html
Pas maar op
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
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Joey: hi
Joey: i want to order 10 parts
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Greg: Hai
Joey: model 760 turbo
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Joey: hello Greg?
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Joey: i just typed them ... -_-
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Joey: hello mr. Greg?
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Joey: my local dealer hasn't them.
Joey:
Joey: he said i must order it here
Joey: he is one lazy *ss
Joey: i will find a new dealer to keep my 10 Volvo's running i think
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Greg: Hai
Joey: model 760 turbo
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Joey: hello Greg?
Joey: are you here?
Greg: May I have the parts you are looking for ?
Joey: i just typed them ... -_-
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Joey: can you ship those items to Europe?
Joey: hello mr. Greg?
Joey: i am really desperate to getting those parts
Joey: my local dealer hasn't them.
Joey:
Joey: he said i must order it here
Joey: he is one lazy *ss
Joey: i will find a new dealer to keep my 10 Volvo's running i think
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schijt aan die Arrogante kut-Amerikanenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:43 schreef hp22 het volgende:
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Pas maar op
(mogen ze gelijk ook loggen)
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
ik heb zo gebeld en ze zeggen dat ze wel naar holland verschepen
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Ik moest hardop lachen.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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Mijn IP hebben ze dus wel gevonden en ik ben geband.
Help, ik ben te jong om naar Guantanamo Bay gestuurd te worden
Help, ik ben te jong om naar Guantanamo Bay gestuurd te worden
Keesquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:46 schreef Aevum het volgende:
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Hahaha, arme Greg..
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Beter één keer om vergeving vragen, dan tien keer om toestemming.
Best aadige gast
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Schappelijke kerel die Sjors
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Schappelijke kerel die Sjors
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heheehe een nederlndse rtl shop live chat variant
heheehe een nederlndse rtl shop live chat variant
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
Held.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:51 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
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Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
Wehehehequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:51 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:51 schreef Beach het volgende:
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The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
na 1 min kapt voipbusterquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:53 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
[..]
Held.
Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
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Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
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Sebas: dus ook NL
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you: maar kunnen ze dan niet via jullie verzenden?
you: oh wacht, ik moet gaan.
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Sebas: ok
you: mijn baas vraagt of ik weer wil gaan werken.
Sebas: ok
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Sebas: dus ook NL
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you: i kzoek de Volvo PCV Oil Trap
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Sebas: ik zoek het even voor je op
you: voor een B230 motor
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Sebas: nog 2
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you: leukleuk
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you: mneuh, dan moet ik ook de bijpassende volvo kopen enzo.
Sebas: oh
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Sebas: zelfs ons bedrijf in amerika
Sebas: ja
you: hoe durven ze!
Sebas: idd
you: stelletje lapzwanzen!
Sebas: dat dus
you: maarre dat hoofdkantoor.. levert dat ook in nederland?
Sebas: STOP HET
Sebas: nee
you: waarom niet?
Sebas: omdat het onzinnig zou zijn omdat wij hier al zitten
you: maar kunnen ze dan niet via jullie verzenden?
you: oh wacht, ik moet gaan.
Sebas: nee
Sebas: ok
you: mijn baas vraagt of ik weer wil gaan werken.
Sebas: ok
you: het was gezellig.
you: houdoe he
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
genoeg schijnbaarquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:50 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Hoeveel zou dat nou verdienen per uur?
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
Inderdaad... Hij praat gewoon met je dan die saaie lullenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:25 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
[..]
Ik vind George veel gezelliger dan Greg en Seth!
ik weet niet manquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:55 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Wat zegt hij nou nadat jij zegt: "On the chat they told us that you don't ship to Holland"?
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
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Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Anders ik welquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:53 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
[..]
Ik heb serieus tranen in m'n ogen van het lachen.
Bobby Robson forever!
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rechtsboven: LIVE HELP :)
zijn ook nederlands
rechtsboven: LIVE HELP :)
:)zijn ook nederlands
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
Ja, jij ook I don't understand. Echt zo meesterlijk dat hij zegt dat ze wel naar Holland shippen.quote:
lol...ik wou een fuel pomp bestelle.. en wilt ie het niet verzende.. en zegt ie zeg maar tegen je vriendjes dat ik dat al heb gezegt
Back to the 70's
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Huilen dan.
nieuwe hype?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:57 schreef tralalala het volgende:
Het topic wordt nog steeds beter
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
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Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
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Kim Holland: it's called a volvo tarzan, 3.0l v8 engine with turbo
Kim Holland: it's from '82
Kim Holland: it probably has some generic name because it is probably also used for other cars
Kim Holland: but would you by any chance have breathing hoses and rubber O-rings for this make and model?
Gwen: I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
Kim Holland: can't, it's a custom model and the builder has died on me last week when I tried to repay him.
Kim Holland: please help me out
Gwen: I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic
Kim Holland: does your mother know that you guys just paste in standard reply sentences without actually helping out customers?
Kim Holland: my hands are tangled up in my hair on this problem
Kim Holland: oh wait, don't have any there hihi
Kim Holland: anyway, do you ship to the netherlands?
Kim Holland: or holland perhaps?
Gwen: Sorry at the moment ,we do not ship to netherlands
Kim Holland: why not? seen my name? can't expect me to receive packages in germany now can you
Gwen: I will be right with you.
Kim Holland: you know, it has been over an hour; you probably have your hands tangled up somewhere down under too, I'd reckon
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Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
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bijdehand, dat zijn ze....
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bijdehand, dat zijn ze....
die george blijft geniaal
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Whahahaquote:Seth: Are you looking for the Performance Brake rotors or Pads ?
Remco: Performance
Seth: Brake rotors or Pads ?
Volgens mij als je een goeie vraag stelt dat ze wel hebben zeggen ze alsnog dat ze het niet hebben enzo.
nou lekker zeg....
nog nooit op de site geweest....
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nog nooit op de site geweest....
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Seth: you guys ship pcv oiltraps right?
Seth: *pcv
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Seth: HOLLAND!!!ONEONEEELFEINZWEIDREI;):D
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Seth: i have some questions
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Seth: you guys ship pcv oiltraps right?
Seth: *pcv
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Seth: HOLLAND!!!ONEONEEELFEINZWEIDREI;):D
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ze missen echt een markt met de export van PVC oil trapsquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:58 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
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Lisa: Im looking for a PCV Oil Trap
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Lisa: 1985 Engine:B230 Model 240
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ja ik ookquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:10 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Inderdaad, ik sta nu al 10 minuten in de wacht.
Huilen dan.
ja ik ook 25 min oidquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:11 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
ik al ruim een half uur =( die gwen is echt een hoer, een luie ook nog
lamme tak dat 't is, werken voor je geld zul je!!!
whehe volgens mij hebben ze 't nu wel gehad met hollanders
Huilen dan.
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die reageert meestal wel snel vind ikquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:12 schreef arnold-d het volgende:
of george
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wtf????!!! ik probeerde dus een slechte versie van de president bush en nu doen ze gewoon lomp tegen je....
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wtf????!!! ik probeerde dus een slechte versie van de president bush en nu doen ze gewoon lomp tegen je....
Ja dat wou ik dus ook doen met Balkenende, maar ze laten me potverdummele gewoon wachten.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:13 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
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wtf????!!! ik probeerde dus een slechte versie van de president bush en nu doen ze gewoon lomp tegen je....
wat een zwijnen, ze zeggen dat ze niet verschepen naar holland, maar aan de telefoon zeggen ze van wel
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L0Lquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:15 schreef Patje1987 het volgende:
wat een zwijnen, ze zeggen dat ze niet verschepen naar holland, maar aan de telefoon zeggen ze van wel
wat een biggen
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
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Als ik op verzenden durk, sluit het schermpje zich afquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:41 schreef UncleJB het volgende:
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valt het stil?
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George: we ship to all countries, except nigeria
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George: they don't pay
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:25 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
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Hilarisch!! Maar aan de andere kant toch ook wel kut voor die mensen bij dat bedrijf!
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!!!!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:25 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
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en is best aardig.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:13 schreef dennistd het volgende:
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dat laatste heb je volgens mij uit je eigen duim gezogen, nl. letterlijk wat iemand anders hierboven ook al postte.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:25 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
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