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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: Yes.
you: Do you know Deborah?
George: yes, she asked me some questions today
you: Ah, do you like here?
George: no
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Hij is wel goed in namen!
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:10:46 #152
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DIe casino typmiep reageert nie
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Knoekie het volgende:

[..]

Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?


Jup, maar dan nog
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:11:19 #154
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Waar zit die George?
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:11:29 #155
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
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de kortste tot nu toe

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you: hello?
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alles binne 2 sec
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:11:38 #156
26414 greatgonzo
Gonzo met een G
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hallo?? Kun je alleen mailen ofzo? ik zie alleen
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
ik begin het zielig te vinden voor george... hij zit nu midden in zijn midlife crises en nu zit half nederland chinees bij hem te bestellen........


whahahahahahaha! briljant
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:10 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Hij is wel goed in namen!
nouja, hij vind me niet eens aardig
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:12:36 #159
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
Waar zit die George?
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Hij raakt nu wel geirriteerd hoor
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:13:31 #160
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Dank
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
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>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
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gonzo, je moet george hebben
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
hallo?? Kun je alleen mailen ofzo? ik zie alleen [afbeelding]
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
Idd, dat kwam ik ok al tegen.. .o
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:14:43 #163
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you: Dunno. I've got some link from somewhere and I have really no idea where I am now.
you: Weird dude
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you: Where am I?
you: Are you customer service or something?
Dave: HomeVision Order Support Chat
you: HomeVision? So you sell electronics?
Dave: Yes
you: And, does this job of yours pay? How many people do you have to handle at the same time anyway?
Dave: At the moment I have my full attention on you.
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: No, not really. But if I'm gone, you're alone. So shall I just make up a question?
Dave: If you have questions. Yes
you: Where are you located right now?
Dave: Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
you: Are you working in something like a call center or more in a office of homevisions
Dave: an office
you: I see. Is it busy there right now?
Dave: No
you: Weird. What is the time now there? 13:00?
Dave: 12:00
you: Oeh, I was close.
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Well, you said I could make up questions.
Dave: Only if you have a serious question
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: Serious questions about HomeVision and their products.
Dave: the awnser is 42
you: Hitchhicker!
Dave: Yes
you: Hitchhiker I mean.
you: Read the book?
Dave: Saw the movie
you: I did not. Neither read the book, but I've bought it. Problem with time to read. Do you like books?
Dave: No
you: Movies?
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question about HomeVision I can help you with?
you: I shall stop bothering you.
you: See you!

Niet heel sterk
Stel dat er geen hypothetische veronderstellingen bestaan.
Is dit een schijnvraag waarin het antwoord al besloten ligt?
>>> Geen referrertje in sigs <<<
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:15:47 #164
26414 greatgonzo
Gonzo met een G
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:13 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
gonzo, je moet george hebben
ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zien
Bij tijd en wijle aanwezig...
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:16:03 #165
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes is this George Bush?
you: do you sell chinese food?
George: no, i'm donald duck
George: bye
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:16:32 #166
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
George: hello, can i help you?
you: good afternoon
you: i'd like to order a server
George: we're sold out
you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
you: Oh..
you: but do you like chinese food then?
George: NO
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:15 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:

[..]

ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zien
Die moet je niet hebben. Klik hier maar op: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
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Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
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you: You might want to open a Chinese food store.
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:18:23 #170
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Dus George denkt nu dat-ie Donald Duck is? Da's zielig.

Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
Haha, U schakelt nog. Test een DAF !
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hij is wel druk nu, duurt langggggg
Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:19:02 #172
140043 Isdatzo
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Daffodil31LE het volgende:
Dus George denkt nu dat-ie Donald Duck is? Da's zielig.

Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
nehh nog ff doorgaan, tot ie uit het raam springt Die gast zit straks echt te janken
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:19:20 #173
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Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
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Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
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Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
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Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
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Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
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Haters everywhere but I don't really care.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:20:00 #174
140043 Isdatzo
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
hij is wel druk nu, duurt langggggg
ja idd ik zit nu bij die autozooi in de wacht bij dat casino en bij onze george.. allemaal al 15 min


zoiets dus:

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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:20:41 #175
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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you: You might want to open a Chinese food store.
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hehe
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Zoals ma kamper piet zegt:
~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:22:19 #178
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:19 schreef matthijst het volgende:
https://www.qvc.com/asp/frameset.asp?dd=/cshtml/cs_helpmenu.asp?s=close&nest=/cshtml/cs_help.html?cont=mhcs&cm_re=PAGE-_-CS-_-CUSTOMERSVC

Thank you for contacting QVC. A representative will assist you in a moment.
Welcome to QVCs live chat service. This is 'Kim C'. How may I assist you?
Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
Kim C: I am sorry to hear that.
Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
Miranda: Plus my husband doesn't think it makes me any thinner.
Kim C: May I have the order number please?
Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
Miranda: Ordernumer is A05262
Miranda: Should it make me thinner?
Miranda: And if so: how many sizes? Mu husband said if I don't lose some weight soon he'll leave me.
Kim C: I am sorry I would need your Order number or membership number. The number above is not either.
Miranda: Callin me fat cow all the time. "Good morning cow, how's the bacon"
Miranda: Ooops, that was the item number. Order number should be 109846
Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
Miranda: Smelled and looked rather nasty
Kim C: Did you order this item through QVC in the United States.
Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
we moeten daar natuurlijk wel collectief "placing an order" kiezen he
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi its me, your wife
George: i have no wife
George: bye
Zielig..
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:57 schreef gekjongk het volgende:
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:25:25 #181
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Whehe dit doet me aan deze prank call denken: http://www.guzer.com/videos/prank_call_turbin.php
Op donderdag 2 juli 2009 22:41 schreef RTB het volgende:
als ik elk rap"liedje" een kans moest geven was ik aan het eind van dit millennium nog bezig met het tempo waarin die kotshoop uitgebraakt wordt.
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Nou snap ik waarom ik die Live Help niet open krijg. Hij staat in mijn host file
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you: hi dave
you: what do you sell?
Dave: HomeVisions has the ideas and products to help you coordinate an entire room beautifully.
you: i'd like to have een dubbele wopper met cheese en keen koffie verkeerd.
you: how much is it?
Dave: 500$
you: da's niet cheap....
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George is single en 30 jaar. Doet voor zijn beroep bestellingen in een live support via een site voor een chinees restaurant dus.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:27:00 #185
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Ed: How may I help you today?
William: Hi, where are u from?
Ed: Bellevue Washington near Seattle
William: What can we chat about?
William: Found this link on google, said "wants to chat"
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi, some friends told me that you have great Chinese food, so I'd also like to place an order
you: or is this the wrong place for Chinese food?
you: Georgy?
George: bye
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hij had er geen zin in bij mij
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you: my chinese food is cold
you: do you sell microwaves??
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en uit het kaf en de resten de mensen uit het Westen
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george heeft me geblokt
:o
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:27 schreef mart89 het volgende:
george heeft me geblokt
waarom dat?
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: I heared you have a Chinese restaurant?
George: NO
you: Can i have 2 Foe jong hai please
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George heeft een trauma aan chinees, gok ik zo.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:29:09 #193
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Dave is kwaad


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Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hi dave
you: ever considered to open a chinese food store?
Dave: No
you: seems to be enough interests in it from your customers though
you: how about indian food
you: ?
Dave: NO
you: indonesian food?
you: it's really spicey and fruity you know
Dave: We don't sell food
you: and more healthy than a burger !
you: so you would state that food could not be a home decoration?
you: since you guys sell home decorations
Dave: Yes
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, could you just run to the indian foodshop for me and get some fresh samosa's for me, wrap them in a food container and send them off to the netherlands?
you: i'd be grateful
you: they don't sell them here as far as I know
you: and while you're at it, grab me a diet coke too
you: medium-sized
Dave: We don't do FOOD
you: you eat it don't you?
you: a burger might be nice too
you: those really big ones
you: quarterpouders you call them, don't you?
you: probably could feed an entire somalian family with one of them
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:29:28 #194
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Aut bibat, aut abeat
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:14 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: the awnser is 42
Iemand moet hem even vertellen dat hij het goede boek met lezen ipv de paupere film kijken. En dat ie 25 mei een handdoek mee moet nemen naar z'n kippenhok
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
  Redactie Sport maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:30:42 #195
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FOK!sport *O*
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george wordt echt gek
PM mij!
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hahaahah

Dave: No George will sell chinese food, I have heard.
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~~ * * eeN DaG NieT LEVEN ~~ IS DaG NieT LacHT TOCHT ? * * ~~
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:31:00 #197
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:27 schreef Syytön het volgende:
Het is gewoon niet grappig meer.
vergis je je echt in.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 19:32:55 #198
140043 Isdatzo
Born in the echoes.
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Welcome to QVCs live chat service. This is 'Kim C'. How may I assist you?
Fokzor: Hello
Fokzor: are you a real person?
Kim C: How can I help you>
Fokzor: by telling me if you're a real person or a bot, if the first then i have some questions for you
Fokzor: Hello?
Kim C: Do you have anything else I can help you with?
Fokzor: Yes
Fokzor: do you take orders?
Kim C: No, I am sorry I don't take orders.
Fokzor: oh
Fokzor: but
Fokzor: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
Kim C: Please place the order from the homepage of qvc.com.
Fokzor: how fast can you deliver?
Fokzor: and do you ship to holland?
Kim C: We do not ship to Holland, Netherland, or England.

Fokzor: oh
Kim C: How else may I assist you?
Fokzor: then i have another question
Fokzor: Do you know what's gonna happen?
Fokzor: a lot of dutch people will ask about chinese food and ask silly questions.. good luck today
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
Fokzor: wait
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:32 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
Fokzor: a lot of dutch people will ask about chinese food and ask silly questions.. good luck today
Geef de link maar
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Pff het is weg

Maar ik zei dus tegen George.
Is dit niet frustrerend, praten tegen domme Hollanders? HIj zei: Ja.
Ik: Waarom doe je er dan niks aan?
Hij: Ik blokkeer irritante mensen
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