We dont ship to the Netherlands #3

Ik wil George Ik krijg alleen maar Dave, en George werkt daar niet

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

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JA! Dat heb ik ook nu!

Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.

lol


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you: i need a pc
George: hello, can i help you?
you: i need a server
George: i only sell servers
George: ok
George: what brand you want?
you: intel
George: we only have sun
you: We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
George: i don't understand dutch
you: George: hello, can i help you? you: Hi George you: i am looking for a job, are there any opportunities at your firm? George: hi George: no George: we need to sell more servers first you: how's it going selling servers?
you: is that you?
George: yes
you: you are famous
you: can i have autograph
you: or a photo
George: no
you: why not
you: what do you think of dutch people
George: they are crazy sometimes
you: we will stop
George: bye
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ik kan ook niks meer

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:29 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
Ik wil George Ik krijg alleen maar Dave, en George werkt daar niet

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:33 schreef dennistd het volgende:
vergeet vriend george niet he: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George, i heard from the site We dont ship to the Netherlands #3 you sell very good servers?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Do you have servers, other than that boring grey and white?
George: no
you: You havent got like, silver ones?
George: no
you: Can i ask you a question?
George: yes
George: sure
you: How do you get paid, per hour? Or per sold server?
George: it's my company
you: O wow, thats great! And Dave, is he your employee, or have you set op this company together?
George: I have no collegues
you: Okay im sorry. How is business going, sold any servers today?
George: no

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

moment, dave is er nog

tot nu toe:

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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished doing that, do you think?

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:30 schreef XiChico het volgende:

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Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.

Zo fucking geniaal.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:36 schreef Hugo- het volgende:

[..]

Zo fucking geniaal.

Ja, ik had Fok! nog niet gerefreshed ja

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you: Hi, I'm looking to order a server?
George: great
you: You DO sell servers don't you?
George: yes, sure
you: So what you got? Any Sun systems?
you: Looking for a Sun Fire v40z
George: that model is sold out
you: Any suggestions on a different one, similar specs?
George: at sun.com you can find all specs
George: bye
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geaorge deed het nog bij mij

ze zijn down geloof ik!
neeeeee!!11

George: hello, can i help you?
you: i'm looking for seth
you: is he around?
you: i've spoken to him earlier about a server
you: george?
George: hi
George: i don't know seth
you: greg maybe?
George: i'm the only one here
you: what is your location?
you: oow, the only one ... arent you bored
George: yes
George: bye

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:42 schreef jelle.k het volgende:
ze zijn down geloof ik!
neeeeee!!11

george nog niet

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:42 schreef dennistd het volgende:

[..]

george nog niet

link?
ik kan het zo snel niet vinden

Hier is George: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:45 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Hier is George: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905

ty


George praat nu met 8 fokkers

Die dave werd beetje boos. mag niet meer d'rin.

Online casino:
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/74122853/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=74122853&byhref=1

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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: I want to order a server.
you: I want to order a Sun Fire v40z
George: it's sold out
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Bye
George: bye
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Nu allemaal om die server gaan vragen.

Ah, het is eigenlijk ook wel zielig voor hem.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:48 schreef Sheepcidus het volgende:
Die dave werd beetje boos. mag niet meer d'rin.

ook niet eerlijk ...

George: hello, can i help you?
you: i would like to chat with you
you: youre very famous here
George: very nice
George: ok
you: ever been on fok.nl
George: no
George: i don't understand dutch
you: you seems a cool guy and we are keeping you from your job, arent we
you: i can translate for you
you: anyway, al those dutch people are chatting with you today, right? Thats because of a topic on a forum We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
you: where are you from?
George: new york, usa
you: and what is your age? Is your real name George? I am from Holland, but you already know.
George: i'm 30, my real name is george, bye

Zijn ze down? Dan beginnen we maar met bellen

Ik blijf lachen

kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send

Moet iedereen nou hetzelfde Chinese gerecht als ik bestellen?

TVP.

George: hello, can i help you?
you: my name is deborah
you: something went wrong ... our connection broke down
you: so, you're busy at the moment, maybe you want to chat another time?
George: maybe
George: bye

H

haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen


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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished do you think?
Dave: We sell bath decorations
you: but no toilet decorations?
Dave: We do
you: great! finally some good news
you: do you also sell those toilet lids with barbed wire painted on them?
you: I've been looking all over for them you know
Dave: No
you: damn
you: any other nice designs?
you: not that standard?
Dave: We sell rug sets to decorate your bathroom
you: those furry things, looking like a bear's skin?
Dave: We sell them in multiple colours
you: also with an animal's head still attached to it?
you: do you sell beaver skins?
Dave: No
you: hm
you: do you also ship to the netherlands?
Dave: No
you: why not?
Dave: We currently only ship orders to the contiguous 48 states.
you: I have been to canada and US a few years ago and I was really flabbergasted by your decorations for bathrooms and toilets
Dave: Yes
you: so netherlands is considered to be a non-contiguous state of the US?
Dave: The Netherlands isn't a state within the United States.
you: got any idea where it is located?
Dave: It's located in Europe
you: you're probably the first american I have spoken to who actually knows that and doesn't say something like it's the capital of aruba or something!
you: got any idea what the capital city is named?
Dave: Amsterdam
you: man you're good!
Dave: No I'm educated
you: and what country is located next to netherlands?
you: really? in what?
Dave: in answering stupid questions
you: Dave, congratulations, you've just earned $ 500,00 and got your 15 minutes of fame on TV!
Dave: really?
you: yes; go and take a look out that window and tell me if you see a car standing there, camera from the rear window
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
you: who's going to tell? there's nobody there, you said so yourself
Dave: I'd still have to go through the shop
you: well, tell them that you are experiencing explosive diarrhea and that you will have to, for their sake, find yourself a bush!
you: or don't you want to cash your $ 500,00 for this prank you've just been pulled?
Dave: Is there any specific question I can help you with?

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you: Hi... I've a question.
George: hello, can i help you?
you: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: how fast do you deliver ?
George: WE DON"T SELL FOOD
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Whahaha

Wtf, ik had dat schermpje met George open, ik liep even weg van de pc, en toen ik terug kwam stond er dat ik getypt had dat hij op forums keek en dat hij een saaie lul was.

Errr????? Htf kan dat?

Edit: Ik weet het al, een vriend gaf een link, en typte dat vervolgens zelf, dat kwam toen ook bij mij op het scherm.

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you: If expenses are paid for, would you be willing to come to a Dutch TV show? Huge fanbase here?
you: Story is getting bigger and bigger, you just made the 8 o clock news in Holland
you: 3 million viewers
you: What would it take to get you on a plane wednesdayevening?
George: bye
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George: WE DON"T SELL FOOD
George: IDIOT

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:53 schreef Eland het volgende:
Moet iedereen nou hetzelfde Chinese gerecht als ik bestellen?

Ze hadden honger.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:52 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:57 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen


-knip-

Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours

Da's gewoon slavendrijverij

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Godverdomme, ik mag niet eens zijn/haar moeder in haar kont nemen.

nouja zeg

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you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Great, I´d like to buy 15.000 then.
George: we're sold out at the moment
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

[..]

Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours

Da's gewoon slavendrijverij

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you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok

arme dave

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

[..]

Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours

Da's gewoon slavendrijverij

Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?

Gitaren, dammit, behulpzaam volk
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ik begin het zielig te vinden voor george... hij zit nu midden in zijn midlife crises en nu zit half nederland chinees bij hem te bestellen........


whahahahahahaha! briljant

George: hello, can i help you?
you: good afternoon
you: i'd like to order a server
George: we're sold out
you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
you: Oh..
you: but do you like chinese food then?
George: NO
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:06 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:

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[..]

arme dave

het gaat van kwaad tot erger

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:06 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
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you: Bonjour
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Great, I´d like to buy 15.000 then.
George: we're sold out at the moment
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!

IDD, fucking briljant.. lig hier dubbel

george is moe