quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:30 schreef XiChico het volgende:
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Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:29 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
Ik wil GeorgeIk krijg alleen maar Dave, en George werkt daar niet
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:33 schreef dennistd het volgende:
vergeet vriend george niet he: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George, i heard from the site We dont ship to the Netherlands #3 you sell very good servers?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Do you have servers, other than that boring grey and white?
George: no
you: You havent got like, silver ones?
George: no
you: Can i ask you a question?
George: yes
George: sure
you: How do you get paid, per hour? Or per sold server?
George: it's my company
you: O wow, thats great! And Dave, is he your employee, or have you set op this company together?
George: I have no collegues
you: Okay im sorry. How is business going, sold any servers today?
George: no
quote:Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: dave, wassup
you: gone already?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, actually, there is
you: as I understood, you guys were selling home appliances, right?
Dave: Yes
you: great
you: so that would include vacuum cleaners?
you: different models?
you: are you also into wholesale?
Dave: Yes we sell vacuum cleaners
you: fantastic; what's your cheapest model
you: and what's the 20+ price
Dave: Please hold one moment
you: ok
you: dave, I'm not going to live forever you know
Dave: I can not find the item you specified.
you: I'm asking for the cheapest model, you just told me that you were selling vacuum cleaners
you: so why can't you seem to find any vacuum cleaners then?
Dave: I apoligize we do not sell vacuum cleaners.
you: what?
you: you just told me you did
you: it is recognized to belong in the 'home appliances' division of electronic products, now is it?
you: I suppose I need not even have to ask whether you guys sell electric toothbrushes or not?
Dave: No, I apoligize again.
you: what exactly *do* you sell
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: so basically, you sell curtains
you: ?
you: dave, this is really starting to annoy me
Dave: Yes on of our products we sell are curtains
you: it takes you 5-10minutes to answer a single question even my grandmother of 92 years old, half blind, could answer; please make some more haste
you: ok
you: do you also sell toilet decorations?
Dave: I have multiple clients asking questions at the moment please have patience.
you: sounds to me that it is time to have some colleagues of yours start helping you out
you: how many of you are there at the moment?
Dave: Just me at the moment
you: hm
Dave: My colleagues don't work mondays
you: and how many people are currently trying to talk to you?
you: then why are you?
Dave: Monday isn't ussually this busy, I'm talking to twelve different clients.
you: it isn't that busy? do you guys have a national holiday or something, being the reason that it is so busy unexpectedly at the moment?
Dave: I do not know
you: I don't know either
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: well, I just asked you, you just didn't answer
you: about the toilet decorations?
Dave: Yes, can your repeat your squestion.
you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
you: when will you be finished doing that, do you think?
Zo fucking geniaal.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:30 schreef XiChico het volgende:
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Iedereen heeft dat nu, ze zijn er mee gekapt.
george nog nietquote:
tyquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:45 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
Hier is George: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
Nu allemaal om die server gaan vragen.quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: I want to order a server.
you: I want to order a Sun Fire v40z
George: it's sold out
you: Oh, too bad.
you: Bye
George: bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
ook niet eerlijk ...quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:48 schreef Sheepcidus het volgende:
Die dave werd beetje boos. mag niet meer d'rin.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:49 schreef matthijst het volgende:
Online casino:
matthijst: Keep an eye on Ebay, cause I might have to sell my two kids who might otherwise starve
to death because of you!
Ze hadden honger.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:53 schreef Eland het volgende:
Moet iedereen nou hetzelfde Chinese gerecht als ik bestellen?
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:52 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
kun je alleen mailen ofzo? als ik live help doe doet tie alleen een schermpje wat zichzelf afsluit na send
Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hoursquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:57 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
haha, het gesprek met Dave is dan toch eindelijk afgelopen
-knip-
nouja zegquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:04 schreef Blauwbaard het volgende:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Casino Support'
Casino Support: Welcome to our LiveHelp center! How may I help?
Tom: Hello!
Tom: I was hoping you can help me with something
Casino Support: yes please
Tom: For the past three weeks, I'm feeling lonely, and I was hoping you could send your mom over so I can put my piem0l in her bum :-)
Tom: I heard your mum is great in bed!
Casino Support: you mom is like my mom, go with her you fuckin bastard
Chat InformationChat session has ended.
Godverdomme, ik mag niet eens zijn/haar moeder in haar kont nemen.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:
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Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
Da's gewoon slavendrijverij![]()
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arme davequote:you: what are the other people asking about by the way, maybe I can come up with some good ideas for decorating my own house with
you: I already did; so, do you have an answer to my question?
Dave: They are asking about chinese food
you: so you're also providing a chinese food establishment next to your home decorations??
you: that's a first
Dave: No
you: so why are they asking you about it then?
Dave: I have to close them each time
Dave: I do not know
you: close the chinese food shops?
Dave: I have to close their help requests
you: oh ok
Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:02 schreef Tha_T het volgende:
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Dave: can't leave my cubicle, I'm not up for a break for at least 2 hours
Da's gewoon slavendrijverij![]()
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het gaat van kwaad tot ergerquote:
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:06 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
you: Bonjour
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Do you sell servers?
George: yes
you: Great, I´d like to buy 15.000 then.
George: we're sold out at the moment
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Hij is wel goed in namen!quote:You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi
you: Yes.
you: Do you know Deborah?
George: yes, she asked me some questions today
you: Ah, do you like here?
George: no
George: bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
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Cubicle is toch zo'n grijs hokje van 2 bij 2 meter?
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
ik begin het zielig te vinden voor george... hij zit nu midden in zijn midlife crises en nu zit half nederland chinees bij hem te bestellen........
whahahahahahaha! briljant
nouja, hij vind me niet eens aardigquote:
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
Waar zit die George?
Dankquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:12 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
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http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
Hij raakt nu wel geirriteerd hoor![]()
Idd, dat kwam ik ok al tegen..quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:11 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
hallo?? Kun je alleen mailen ofzo? ik zie alleen [afbeelding]
dit staan bij live help, geen chat scherm
ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zienquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:13 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
gonzo, je moet george hebben
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:07 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
George: hello, can i help you?
you: good afternoon
you: i'd like to order a server
George: we're sold out
you: ohh when is another shipment coming in?
you: Oh..
you: but do you like chinese food then?
George: NO
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Die moet je niet hebben. Klik hier maar op: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:15 schreef greatgonzo het volgende:
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ja hoe dan? als ik op live help klik, krijg ik dat mail-applet te zien
nehh nog ff doorgaan, tot ie uit het raam springtquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Daffodil31LE het volgende:
Dus George denkt nu dat-ie Donald Duck is? Da's zielig.
Zullen we een psychiater voor 'm regelen?
ja idd ik zit nu bij die autozooi in de wacht bij dat casino en bij onze george.. allemaal al 15 minquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef Spekkiemonster het volgende:
hij is wel druk nu, duurt langggggg
hehequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:18 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: You might want to open a Chinese food store.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
we moeten daar natuurlijk wel collectief "placing an order" kiezen hequote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:19 schreef matthijst het volgende:
https://www.qvc.com/asp/frameset.asp?dd=/cshtml/cs_helpmenu.asp?s=close&nest=/cshtml/cs_help.html?cont=mhcs&cm_re=PAGE-_-CS-_-CUSTOMERSVC
Thank you for contacting QVC. A representative will assist you in a moment.
Welcome to QVCs live chat service. This is 'Kim C'. How may I assist you?
Miranda: Hi, I think the Tummy Thinner Gypsy Paisley I ordered is used.
Kim C: I am sorry to hear that.
Miranda: It's got a yellowish stain in it
Miranda: Plus my husband doesn't think it makes me any thinner.
Kim C: May I have the order number please?
Miranda: "No matter what you wear, I just know it's a fat pig underneath"
Miranda: Ordernumer is A05262
Miranda: Should it make me thinner?
Miranda: And if so: how many sizes? Mu husband said if I don't lose some weight soon he'll leave me.
Kim C: I am sorry I would need your Order number or membership number. The number above is not either.
Miranda: Callin me fat cow all the time. "Good morning cow, how's the bacon"
Miranda: Ooops, that was the item number. Order number should be 109846
Miranda: Did you get other complaints about stained tanini's?
Miranda: Smelled and looked rather nasty
Kim C: Did you order this item through QVC in the United States.
Miranda: Well, my husband ordered it, as a surprise... And a surprise it was: feeling someone elses urine
Kim C: Thank you for visiting QVC.com. Have a wonderful day!
Zielig..quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi its me, your wife
George: i have no wife
George: bye
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:57 schreef gekjongk het volgende:
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
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quote:Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
you: help
George: hello, can i help you?
you: my chinese food is cold
you: do you sell microwaves??
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
waarom dat?quote:
Iemand moet hem even vertellen dat hij het goede boek met lezen ipv de paupere film kijken. En dat ie 25 mei een handdoek mee moet nemen naar z'n kippenhokquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:14 schreef kanaiken het volgende:
you: What is the meaning of life?
Dave: the awnser is 42
Geef de link maarquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 19:32 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
Fokzor: a lot of dutch people will ask about chinese food and ask silly questions.. good luck today
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