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We dont ship to the Netherlands
Deel 1: we do not ship to Netherlands
Deel 2: We dont ship to the Netherlands
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Deel 1: we do not ship to Netherlands
Deel 2: We dont ship to the Netherlands
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Dit allemaal komt hier vandaan.
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[ Bericht 42% gewijzigd door Tha_T op 15-05-2006 18:22:48 ]
vergeet vriend george niet he: http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/76665905/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=76665905
PM mij!
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Klopt die regel met dat eten heb ik gekopieerd hiervaan:quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:30 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
[..]
dat laatste heb je volgens mij uit je eigen duim gezogen, nl. letterlijk wat iemand anders hierboven ook al postte.
We dont ship to the Netherlands
Zit vanavond dezelfde ploeg er weer?
[b]Op dinsdag 4 maart 2008 13:44 schreef Zhenar het volgende:[/b]
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
Spelletjeshater! :( Prinses der Duisternis! :r Eter van kinderen en puppies!!!!! :'( !!!!!
We zullen zien. Er kwam net al een nieuwe bij, maar die was blijkbaar al ingelicht over vervelende Nederlandse mensen. Dat was die Jay.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:36 schreef XcUZ_Me het volgende:
Zit vanavond dezelfde ploeg er weer?
Als ik hem kan hebben, wrm jij dan nietquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:38 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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We zullen zien. Er kwam net al een nieuwe bij, maar die was blijkbaar al ingelicht over vervelende Nederlandse mensen. Dat was die Jay.
Het blijdt prachtig dit
Bobby Robson forever!
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ff geduld hebben dus.
ff geduld hebben dus.
Bobby Robson forever!
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ff met deze proberen: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
Huilen dan.
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vergeet mijn opname niet van toen ik hun had gebeld
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Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Zijn dat echte mensen ofwat? Of is het een bot?
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
Don't stop te movement!
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you: Our estimates are between one and two million people will die if this bomb goes off. That, sir, is why we need to find him now.
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you: Our estimates are between one and two million people will die if this bomb goes off. That, sir, is why we need to find him now.
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The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.
Wie heeft als is met Joe gechat?
Hij is alleen een beetje traag...
Hij is alleen een beetje traag...
Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
fetishquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:44 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Zijn we er al achter waarom Kevin zichzelf Jose noemt trouwens?
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Ik met Naomi. zometeen maar ns vragen wat voor cupmaat ze heeft.
Bobby Robson forever!
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travestiet jeweetquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:44 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Zijn we er al achter waarom Kevin zichzelf Jose noemt trouwens?
Huilen dan.
hey, ook een Ray!quote:
Heb trouwens nog wel een IP om vanavond nog ff wat vanaf te klieren naar ze, dus de lol houdt aan
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
Hm, het was Ray.quote:
Deze komt uit het vorige topic is al van een tijdje terug dus.quote:Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Ray'
W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
[end]
Dit was die van Ray; ook wel grappig om te zien dat ze in ieder geval weten waar iedereen vandaan komt.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 16:36 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
En weer een nieuwe!
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Ray'
W.E. Coyote: Ray
W.E. Coyote: Hi
Ray: How may I assist you today
W.E. Coyote: I need an Acme volvo oil trap
W.E. Coyote: got any?
Ray: We dont ship to the Netherlands 213.132.184.2
Ray: 85.145.144.198
Ray: 85.145.192.55
Ray: 82.173.209.116
W.E. Coyote: what about that?
Ray: we are going to shut down your ISP, I suggest you and your friends stop abusing this web service
W.E. Coyote: what ISP?
W.E. Coyote:
W.E. Coyote: Ray, I'm dead serious
W.E. Coyote: just tell me if you have that oil trap
Ray: So am I
W.E. Coyote: Well, go on, tell me
W.E. Coyote: quite a funny link btw; where did you get that, didn't know you guys were such fans of that website
Ray: Your forum provider has turned you in
W.E. Coyote: you'd wish
Ray: No, thats fact[/b]
W.E. Coyote: well, go on
Ray: Have a nice day
W.E. Coyote: ray, tell me
W.E. Coyote: you told me he turned us in
W.E. Coyote: to whom?
W.E. Coyote: you?
W.E. Coyote: well?
[end]
Die Ray is snel op de kast gejaagd
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
dat zei ik al ja; heb de relevante passages even vet gemaakt.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:47 schreef Hugo- het volgende:
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Hm, het was Ray.
[..]
Deze komt uit het vorige topic is al van een tijdje terug dus.
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
quote:Please wait for a site operator to respond.
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George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes can you ship the products to Holland?
George: yes, to all countries except nigeria
you: Thanks
George: bye
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Op woensdag 20 april 2011 23:38 schreef luckass het volgende:
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
bazen zijn alleen vindbaar voor de chicks.
Hmm, voor Balkenende maken ze dus ook geen uitzondering.quote:Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Balkenende: Hi.
Balkenende: Do you know who I am?
Seth: No..
Balkenende: I'm the prime minister of the Netherlands.
Balkenende: And I want to say, I'm a bit dissapointed, because you don't ship products to this beautiful country.
Seth: It is our company policy.
Balkenende: But I'm the prime minister, don't you make an exeption for me?
Seth: We are based at New Jersey, USA.
Seth: We do not provide any service to NETHERLANDS.
Seth: We sell Automobile parts for US manufactured cars only in US
Balkenende: But I'm the prime minister, and I drive Volvo, don't you like that? Aren't you honoured that you can speak to me?
Balkenende: Well, I guess I'll go then, bye.
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TS maak een mooiere OP met wat mooiere voorbeelden en wat links en http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=dwaas.wav
Wij vormen tezamen gezellig een schaar.
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Sportief zijn wij allen en voor elkaar.
Ons doel en ons streven is vriendschap en vree
Aan ons de victorie aan RKC!
Uit het vorige topic: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Die moeten we hebben, die verstuurd wel naar Nederlandquote:you: yes
you: what does your company do?
George: ok
George: we sell servers
you: in holland to?
George: we ship to holland, yes
George: we ship to all countries, except nigeria
you: why not nigeria if i may ask?
George: they don't pay
you: oke
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
Then Mary had dessert
Whehe, dit is vet!!quote:Forcefuzz: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
Marianne: We only ship within the US.
Forcefuzz: Hm, and what if i don't live in the US?
Marianne: We cannot ship the medication if that is the case.
Forcefuzz: What do you sell anyway?
Marianne: We do have different medication here, you can check it through this website.
Forcefuzz: Only medication?
Marianne: Yes, that is correct.
Forcefuzz: Do you also sell medicational weed?
Marianne: No Forcefuzz. we do not sell that kind of medication. If you want to check all the medication, you can check that through this website.
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
Don't stop te movement!
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:17 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
heb ik nou een IP ban of is m'n NAT table gewoon vol?
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Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
quote:George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yes, what products do you sell?
George: servers
you: Only the servers? Or also the installation of it?
George: no
George: only the servers
you: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
George: yes, we ship to all countries except nigeria
you: Why not Nigeria?
George: they don't pay
you: What makes you think the other countries will?
George: yes
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
Don't stop te movement!
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Op maandag 9 november 2009 12:25 schreef Whiskey_Tango het volgende:
Dat interesseert GroenLinks voor geen meter, ze zien je als een wandelende zak euro's waar ze handig een tap in kunnen drukken voor hun socialistische hobbies.
Dat interesseert GroenLinks voor geen meter, ze zien je als een wandelende zak euro's waar ze handig een tap in kunnen drukken voor hun socialistische hobbies.
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Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?
verveling op zn top
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?
verveling op zn top
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Dave: We at homevisions.com hope we can help you with your questions
you: good afternoon
you: i have a question
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: you take orders?
Dave: No, you can go to http://www.homevisions.com to make your order.
you: oh, but I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: and can you ship it to the netherlands?
Dave: We only sell home appliances.
you: Hello?
you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.
you: But, when you have kitchen appliances, you would be able to make some food for me, right?
you: I'd very much apreciate it
Dave: I can't oblige to your request, sir. I do apoligize.
you: Oh, but can you ásk someone to make me some food then? and ship it to: Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands?
you: Hello, are you there?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Yea,
you: how long do you have this job btw?
you: how long do you have this job btw?
toen was ie stil
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: We at homevisions.com hope we can help you with your questions
you: good afternoon
you: i have a question
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: you take orders?
Dave: No, you can go to http://www.homevisions.com to make your order.
you: oh, but I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia.
you: and can you ship it to the netherlands?
Dave: We only sell home appliances.
you: Hello?
you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.
you: But, when you have kitchen appliances, you would be able to make some food for me, right?
you: I'd very much apreciate it
Dave: I can't oblige to your request, sir. I do apoligize.
you: Oh, but can you ásk someone to make me some food then? and ship it to: Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands?
you: Hello, are you there?
Dave: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
you: Yea,
you: how long do you have this job btw?
you: how long do you have this job btw?
toen was ie stil
Huilen dan.
't is leuker om naar die lui toe te gaan waar we eerst waren, die zijn al 'ingewerkt', deze nog nietquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
Wie haar benen spreidt, spreidt gezelligheid.
of deze
bij george
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food
best rlxte gast nog
bij george
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food
best rlxte gast nog
Ik moest hardop lachen!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:54 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: i want to buy car parts
Dave: We don't sell car parts.
you: what do you sell?
Dave: We sell home appliances
you: do you have computers?
Dave: No
you: well give me some examples of what you sell then
Dave: We sell home appliances, sir.
you: yes i know
you: but home appliances are electronical stuff too
you: but you just said you didnt sell computers, which are electronical if im right
Dave: We only sell appliances around the house.
you: my computer is in my house
you: well if i put it in my garden do you sell it?
Dave: You can make an order at http://www.homevisions.com.
you: why didnt you tell me you sold furniture
you: i want to buy a pink server with a bunny tail
you: dont forget the flashing lights
Dave: We don't sell computers.
you: i know
you: i didnt say i want to buy it from you guys, did i?
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
