ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
ze worden sjaggerijnig:
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
i want seth: i want to buy parts
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
i want seth: heiniken beertender
i want seth: sorry, i meant Heineken beertender
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
i want seth: i want to buy parts
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
i want seth: heiniken beertender
i want seth: sorry, i meant Heineken beertender
En nog een tvp
Even het vorige topic doorbladeren; stroom was uitgevallen
Even het vorige topic doorbladeren; stroom was uitgevallen
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
'Expand my brain, learning juice!'
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En volgens mij is Bob al door zijn collega's geïnformeerd..
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bjørn: If you don't ship to the Netherlands, but only in te US.. Why do you call yourselves Swedish?
Bob: Okay
Bjørn: And I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
Bjørn: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me.
Bjørn: can you?
Bjørn: I could pick it up in Germany..
Bjørn: hello Bob?
Bjørn: you still there?
Bjørn: you're not dead are you?
Bjørn: please tell me I'm not a witness of online death..
Bjørn: omfg, do you call this service?
Bjørn: sterf!
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You are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bjørn: If you don't ship to the Netherlands, but only in te US.. Why do you call yourselves Swedish?
Bob: Okay
Bjørn: And I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
Bjørn: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me.
Bjørn: can you?
Bjørn: I could pick it up in Germany..
Bjørn: hello Bob?
Bjørn: you still there?
Bjørn: you're not dead are you?
Bjørn: please tell me I'm not a witness of online death..
Bjørn: omfg, do you call this service?
Bjørn: sterf!
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
of je leest het vorige topic ff?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:04 schreef crossover het volgende:
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
Huilen dan.
Ze weten er inmiddels van. Een van die mensen heeft al een keer de link ge copy pasted in het chatscherm.quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:04 schreef crossover het volgende:
Heeft iemand de link van deze topicreeks al gegeven? Zou wel grappig zijn als ze hier ons komen vervelen
HAAAA!! ik heb 'm
You are now chatting with 'Joe'
Joe: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Good afternoon
Kaas: I wonder, have you had any dutch people today?
Kaas: No im serious, im the forum admin
Kaas: and i would like to know if there's been any abuse of your services by our members
Kaas: Also, would it be possible to contact you by email about this matter?
Joe: call 609-890-8829
Kaas: I would prefer email
Joe: drop an email to sale@autopartwarehouse.com
Kaas: Also I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Could you ship it to Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands.
Kaas: Thank you for your support (Hier dacht ik dat ie me ging afsluite)
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: I'd like to know why you dont ship to the netherlands?
Kaas: Seeing as there are a lot of people who want to order the pcv oil trap..
Joe: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Kaas: No problem
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: That's not quite the answer to my question is it?
Kaas: I asked why your company doesn't ship to the netherlands, as there's a great market for the products you're selling.
Kaas: HELLOOOO?
Joe: We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment
Kaas: NETHERLANDS
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: Ok, thnx
Kaas: That was the answer i was looking for..
danku, danku
You are now chatting with 'Joe'
Joe: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Good afternoon
Kaas: I wonder, have you had any dutch people today?
Kaas: No im serious, im the forum admin
Kaas: and i would like to know if there's been any abuse of your services by our members
Kaas: Also, would it be possible to contact you by email about this matter?
Joe: call 609-890-8829
Kaas: I would prefer email
Joe: drop an email to sale@autopartwarehouse.com
Kaas: Also I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia. Could you ship it to Fokstraat 41 2235FO The Netherlands.
Kaas: Thank you for your support (Hier dacht ik dat ie me ging afsluite)
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: I'd like to know why you dont ship to the netherlands?
Kaas: Seeing as there are a lot of people who want to order the pcv oil trap..
Joe: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Kaas: No problem
Joe: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Kaas: That's not quite the answer to my question is it?
Kaas: I asked why your company doesn't ship to the netherlands, as there's a great market for the products you're selling.
Kaas: HELLOOOO?
Joe: We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment
Kaas: NETHERLANDS
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: Ok, thnx
Kaas: That was the answer i was looking for..
danku, danku
Huilen dan.
Oja, opgelost... slotje
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.Huilen dan.
Gwen: okay, Can I have the link from where you are comming
Joe: okay
Joe: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Gwen: Name of the website
Joe: Fok Forum
Joe: okay
Joe: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Gwen: Name of the website
Joe: Fok Forum
Als ze dat nou gewoon meteen gezegd hadden
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Ik heb meerdere malen geLOLd
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Oe, Gwenquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:11 schreef jelle.k het volgende:
Gwen: okay, Can I have the link from where you are comming
Joe: okay
Joe: We dont ship to the Netherlands
Gwen: Name of the website
Joe: Fok Forum
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
Don't stop te movement!
echt een saaie lul.
Hi Gwen!
kut-lurker.
kut-lurker.
[b]Op dinsdag 30 mei 2006 15:15 schreef veldmuis het volgende:[/b]
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Zelfs voor een newbie kom je niet intelligent over.
Kaas: Could you get seth to talk to me btw?
Joe: I will be right with you.
Kaas: Seth will.. i hope :|
Joe: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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dat was snel
Joe: I will be right with you.
Kaas: Seth will.. i hope :|
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dat was snel
dat was snel
Huilen dan.
Dave zit de hele tijd maar te zeuren dat ik op de site moet kijken of moet bellen :\
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
Don't stop te movement!
die george reageerde net steeds niet
nu weer wel
nu weer wel
PM mij!
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Me: what was you doing?quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:14 schreef dennistd het volgende:
die george reageerde net steeds niet
nu weer wel
George: i was eating
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quote:you: No chinese food?
Dave: No
you: but im so hungry :|
Dave: We have many kitchen appliances for sale.
you: Could you make some food for me then? Using your kitchen appliances?
Dave: We only sell ur products, sir.
Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?
Mary had a little lamb
Then Mary had dessert
Then Mary had dessert
ja.. beetje MIJN spullen verkopen he.. sterven moet ie ! die zwerver!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:15 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:
[..]
Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?
Huilen dan.
, Wat ik nu heb ontdekt!
, Wat ik nu heb ontdekt!Dave is dakloos Ik vind dat we geld moeten inzamelen voor hem!quote:you: Did you ever placed an order here? If so, how long did it take to deliver it to your house?
Dave: No I'm homeless
Ik vind dat we geld moeten inzamelen voor hem!
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
Don't stop te movement!
"Using your kitchen appliances?"quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:15 schreef De_Hertog het volgende:
[..]
Die laatste typefout is ook mooi trouwens. Hij verkoopt alleen jouw ('ur = your) producten?
Die George heeft tenminste nog humor!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 17:56 schreef Alpine69 het volgende:
of deze
bij george
George: hello, can i help you?
you: hello
you: yes, you can
you: i have a nice server in my room
you: but it is ugly
you: so i was wondering if you had some nice looking servers
George: no
George: servers are not for showing
you: all grey and boring ones?
George: yes
you: do you have silver ones too?
George: no
you: hmm... if i pay an extra fee, can i get a pink server with flashing lights and bunny tail?
George: maybe
you: what would it cost extra? (percents or cash)
George: 1 million dollar
you: thats worth concidering
you: but does that include shipping to the netherlands?
George: yes
you: hurray!
you: *does the chicken dance*
you: do you also sell chinese food
best rlxte gast nog
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Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Hello
Kaas: i see you have found out about We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
Kaas: but i would still like to order some chinese food
Kaas: would that be possible?
Kaas: gwen?
Kaas: ello elloooo?
Kaas: CHEESE
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: WINDMILLS
Kaas: WOODEN SHOES
Kaas: :"(
Kaas: Kutje.. wat een monoloog zeg..
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Kaas: elloooooooooooooo
Kaas: ok
Kaas: im looking forward to it
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gwen Monologen
Gwen: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kaas: Hello
Kaas: i see you have found out about We dont ship to the Netherlands #3
Kaas: but i would still like to order some chinese food
Kaas: would that be possible?
Kaas: gwen?
Kaas: ello elloooo?
Kaas: CHEESE
Kaas: TULLIPS
Kaas: WEED
Kaas: WINDMILLS
Kaas: WOODEN SHOES
Kaas: :"(
Kaas: Kutje.. wat een monoloog zeg..
Gwen: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Kaas: elloooooooooooooo
Kaas: ok
Kaas: im looking forward to it
Gwen: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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gwen Monologen
Monologen
Huilen dan.
Jaaaa eindelijk, het antwoord waar we op wachtten!
quote:We do not have any contract with any fright companies to ship the parts to Netherlands... as the parts may damage in Shipment
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:17 schreef Forcefuzz het volgende:
, Wat ik nu heb ontdekt!
[..]
Dave is dakloos Ik vind dat we geld moeten inzamelen voor hem!
Hij is ook zwerverquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:16 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
[..]
ja.. beetje MIJN spullen verkopen he.. sterven moet ie ! die zwerver!
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
Don't stop te movement!
houden jullie is op man, nu is de lol er vanaf. ze zijn zo druk dat ik niet meer geholpen kan worden, door al die mensen zoals ik
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grodi hanser: will holland win the world cup?
grodi hanser: hi bob
grodi hanser: i spoke too you last night
grodi hanser: is simon there?
grodi hanser: or kevin jose?
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
grodi hanser: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
grodi hanser: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me
grodi hanser: i'm in holland
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
grodi hanser: i'm already waiting 5 minutes bob, this is a live help service isn't it?
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: it's about time.
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: you already told me that
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
grodi hanser: will holland win the world cup?
grodi hanser: hi bob
grodi hanser: i spoke too you last night
grodi hanser: is simon there?
grodi hanser: or kevin jose?
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
grodi hanser: I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
grodi hanser: but Seth and Greg wouldn't ship it to me
grodi hanser: i'm in holland
grodi hanser: bob?
grodi hanser: bob?
Bob: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
grodi hanser: i'm already waiting 5 minutes bob, this is a live help service isn't it?
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: it's about time.
Bob: I will be right with you.
grodi hanser: you already told me that
nu krijg ik zon formulier waar je je meel op moet invullen, dat je dan een bericht stuurt
Huilen dan.
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You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Yeah.
you: Do you sell chines food?
George: NO
George: fuck off, you idiot
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JA! Dat heb ik ook nu!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:20 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
nu krijg ik zon formulier waar je je meel op moet invullen, dat je dan een bericht stuurt
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you: hello??
you: Do you know a guy named BrauN?
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george begint het ook minder leuk te vinden geloof ikquote:
PM mij!
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Ze krijgen er genoeg van na 12 uurquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:25 schreef junkiexp het volgende:
ze hebben het uitgezet .
george doet het nog welquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:25 schreef junkiexp het volgende:
ze hebben het uitgezet .
PM mij!
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George krijgt er een beetje genoeg van! Kan er niet iemand een server bij hem bestellen?
quote:Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: Hi George
you: i am looking for a job, are there any opportunities at your firm?
George: hi
George: no
George: we need to sell more servers first
you: how's it going selling servers?
George: maybe your friends are interested in servers?
George: not very well
you: some definitely are
you: you must be getting a lot of these chats today
you: does it bother you?
George: yes
you: ok, i'll ask them to stop, since you seem a nice guy
George: ok
George: thank you very much
George: bye
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Ik krijg telkens Dave, en als ik om George vraagt is ie niet beschikbaarquote:
De enige echte 40.000.000e reply :)
Don't stop te movement!
Don't stop te movement!
wat doe ik verkeerd danquote:
Of ze blokken gewoon op ip dan.. naja ik ga eerst eten en dan zie ik wel weer
Huilen dan.
die gearge is echt geweldig maar hij baald wel van alle nederderlanders de hele tijd
maar hij houd wel van chinees eten
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You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: sjors friend of mine
you: still selling servers?
George: yes, of course
you: have you sold a lot of them today?
George: what else can i do?
you: sell a few of them in one day
George: i've not sold very much
you: were does the regular shipment go to
George: but many people are asking questions
you: and what is the time to arival?
you: I think it is a normal question
George: we deliver within 24 hours
you: also in the netherlands ?
you: all the way from NY?
George: yes, also in that fucking country
you: why fucking
you: it is a nice country
George: all dutch people are asking me questions
you: dont you like the netherlands
George: i'm getting crazy of them
you: are all the dutch people want to buy a server from you?
George: no
George: they don't want to buy any
you: what do they want then?
George: they are only asking me questions
you: about what?
George: about chinese food, and more
you: do they want chinese food
you: do you sell that too
you: ?
George: no
you: are you eating chinese food at the moment?
George: no
you: do you like it?
George: sometimes
sorry voor men brakke engels maar het is denk ik wel te begrijpen
maar hij houd wel van chinees eten
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You are now chatting with 'George'
George: hello, can i help you?
you: sjors friend of mine
you: still selling servers?
George: yes, of course
you: have you sold a lot of them today?
George: what else can i do?
you: sell a few of them in one day
George: i've not sold very much
you: were does the regular shipment go to
George: but many people are asking questions
you: and what is the time to arival?
you: I think it is a normal question
George: we deliver within 24 hours
you: also in the netherlands ?
you: all the way from NY?
George: yes, also in that fucking country
you: why fucking
you: it is a nice country
George: all dutch people are asking me questions
you: dont you like the netherlands
George: i'm getting crazy of them
you: are all the dutch people want to buy a server from you?
George: no
George: they don't want to buy any
you: what do they want then?
George: they are only asking me questions
you: about what?
George: about chinese food, and more
you: do they want chinese food
you: do you sell that too
you: ?
George: no
you: are you eating chinese food at the moment?
George: no
you: do you like it?
George: sometimes
sorry voor men brakke engels maar het is denk ik wel te begrijpen
Nee... Doe ik niet!quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:26 schreef remlof het volgende:
George krijgt er een beetje genoeg van! Kan er niet iemand een server bij hem bestellen?
[..]
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 18:23 schreef Qunix het volgende:
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you: Do you know a woman named Yvonne?
you: hello??
you: Do you know a guy named BrauN?
Joe: Yes.
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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hey dave
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: I do not know which service you are able to provide
you: but my room needs some good cleaning
you: maybe you could help?
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: ow cool
you: also for student rooms? what are the trends?
you: I am very trendy, you know
Dave: Explore the decorating possibilities whether it be Southwest, Asian, Classic European, Rustic America or any of your traditional favorite styles.
you: hm, do you also deliver sm decorations?
Dave: We only deliver decorations specifized
you: ok I want to have some handcuffs, whips and chains
you: and a big bed with iron bars
Dave: I apoligize we don't sell those products
you: why not? it is quite popular decoration
you: dozens people use sm at night, don't you?
Dave: No
you: you're missing some great fun
you: or are you a single?
Dave: We can not disclose personal information.
you: that is a pity
you: but ok, you are a good person because you did not kick me yet
you: so I will leave you to work again
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
you: bye
You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: hey dave
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: I do not know which service you are able to provide
you: but my room needs some good cleaning
you: maybe you could help?
Dave: HomeVisions has fantastic values on all the latest decorating trends for every room in your house.
you: ow cool
you: also for student rooms? what are the trends?
you: I am very trendy, you know
Dave: Explore the decorating possibilities whether it be Southwest, Asian, Classic European, Rustic America or any of your traditional favorite styles.
you: hm, do you also deliver sm decorations?
Dave: We only deliver decorations specifized
you: ok I want to have some handcuffs, whips and chains
you: and a big bed with iron bars
Dave: I apoligize we don't sell those products
you: why not? it is quite popular decoration
you: dozens people use sm at night, don't you?
Dave: No
you: you're missing some great fun
you: or are you a single?
Dave: We can not disclose personal information.
you: that is a pity
you: but ok, you are a good person because you did not kick me yet
you: so I will leave you to work again
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
you: bye
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