Omegle #8

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:20 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Amerikaan die ik daar ontmoet heb heeft nu deze site gemaakt, csf.zapto.org
Zou wel leuk zijn als t aanslaat

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:28 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Een of ander weird forum met ~~7 topics~~ 2 topics en 6 replies, en jij vindt het nodig om dit topic daarmee te besmetten?

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:30 schreef Gitaarmat het volgende:
Omegle doet het hier niet (meer) ...?

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:32 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Klopt, volgens mij is hij (weer) down.

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:36 schreef Gitaarmat het volgende:

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Hoezo weer?

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:28 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Een of ander weird forum met 7 topics, en jij vindt het nodig om dit topic daarmee te besmetten?

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:38 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Doe normaal man. Als het aanslaat komen daar buitenlandse chats was mijn point, maar ga er dan vooral niet kijken.

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 08:21 schreef Slein83 het volgende:

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:41 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Misschien snap ik het gewoon niet zo goed. Ik zie een forum genaamd Charmeleon Task Force met een tweetal topics. Als ik op een forum zoals General klik, staan daar geen topics in omdat het 'verouderd' is.

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:55 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
als Omegle down is, is er ook nog www.anicechat.net; een soort concurrent

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 11:27 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Hoi.

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 17:29 schreef Dingess het volgende:
WHAHAHAH IK TYP MAAR WAT:

Stranger: Hi
You: hoki
Stranger: hoki? din mamma e hoki

You: Hi
Stranger: misschien moet je je kut eens wassen
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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 17:42 schreef TrailerTrash het volgende:
eerste keer op omegle:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello.
You: uhm!?
You: yeah
You: what to say?
Stranger: i`m sorry .my english is very bad
You: mine to
You: doesn't matter
Stranger: where are you from?
You: TheNetherlands
You: and you?
Stranger: china.
Stranger: ??
You: oh, has your goverment blocked this site yet?
Stranger: why?
You: your gonna get a lot of information that they probebly don't want you to have, i think

You: are you a rebelion?
You: a vigelante?
You: uprising agains the great leader
You: Rorrrrrrrr!!!
Stranger: no
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You: have a question for ya
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bomb me
Stranger: with them
You: what do you do when there is no toilet and you need to p00p, cauz right now i am in the middle of it
Stranger: Oh omg thats fucking nice
Stranger: well
Stranger: i tell you what i do
Stranger: just open the window scream HI HO SILVER AWAY and then hopefully someone gets it in the head

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Stranger: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hello
You: hello
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hello
You: hello
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: homo
Stranger: >:UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: you homo
You: yes
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Stranger: I have to sleep now.
You: oké
You: it was nice talking to you!
Stranger: So was I !

You: Hello
You: I need a life.
Stranger: ？
You: ?
Stranger: problem?
You: Yes, my life.
Stranger: i need a girl

Stranger: hey
You: Onur Torko?
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You: Mommy?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action.

Stranger: Ok, sorry
You: What's your excuse?
Stranger: Funny as it's my first time on here
You: Maybe a relative?
Stranger: Probably, what have they said?
You: Are you the only person who use this pc?
Stranger: No, my brothers share it as well
You: They've been asking for nudity pictures
Stranger: Well I see to it they don't come one here again then
You: Well that woul'd be very pleasant
Stranger: Thanks for making me aware of this
You: Else we have to inform the authorities
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: It shouldn't be a problem, I'll just get my cane.
You: Thank you for the fine coöperation
You: and have a nice time on Omegle!
Stranger: Thankyou, you too
You: Have a nice day
You have disconnected.

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 20:06 schreef Forburgah het volgende:

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Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello mate
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action.
Stranger: hello
You: Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
You: in order to still be able to visit Omegle
Stranger: yes sir
You: otherwise I am afraid we might have to ban you
Stranger: i comply
Stranger: how are you paul?
You: I am good thank you very much for asking
You: but I am actually not someone you would like to talk to
You: I am just doing my job
You: Omegle is being misused
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: you're right
Stranger: yesterday someone called me a 'wog'
Stranger: i dont even know what a 'wog' is
You: You see we have a program running on our server
You: which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation
You: noted with IP addresses
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what did i say?
You: So whenever someone from that particular IP logs in I automatically get connected to that person
You: I really do not know, I am connected automatically
You: It is just my simple job to warn you dear user
Stranger: ok i understand
You: Thank you for understanding
Stranger: thank you, paul
You: Although I have to inform you that you are on the watchlist now
You: which basically mean, if the program traces down 20 obscene words in 5 conversations time, you might get a ban of 3 days I am afraid
You: This watch list period applies to you for 7 days
Stranger: what about constructive swearing?
You: Well the program is not THAT tight
You: so words like FUCK and SEX are usually not counted
You: because all americans use these words at least 20 times in 1 minute
You: People also ask for Age, SEX and location
You: so I cannot judge them on that you see
You: The program is set for words like, motherfucker, homo, asshole etc. (I believe, I was not the one to make the program)
Stranger: cunt?
You: I am not sure
Stranger: i see
You: If you don't mind, I would like to continue warning users
Stranger: dont go
You: Thank you for your time and enjoy Omegle
Stranger: i really need to talk to someone
You: Well just connect to another user
Stranger: fuck you, paul
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 22:08 schreef Kerol het volgende:
Omegle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: ows it going
You: Great, whats your name?
Stranger: chuck
Stranger: yours?
You: Ah, im also Chuck. Im you from the future!
You: Im talking to you from a future phone!
Stranger: NO!
You: Sell all your gas stocks, everything now is running on potatoes!
Stranger: i dont have gas stocks...
Stranger: way to go future me
You: Yes we do!
Stranger: well ill make sure not to buy any
You: Good good!
You: Anything else you want to know about yourself?
Stranger: will i have a girlfriend?
You: You will eventually draw a mouth on your hands to pretend they are your gfs!
You: It is a sad life
Stranger: damn, what happens to my current gf?
You: Ah, she will leave you because of the gas stocks that went down
You: She doesnt like a poor smuck like us!
Stranger: what if i dont buy gas stocks?
You: Than the future will be different, and i dont know that!
Stranger: well im gonna change the future, for you future me! for you!
You: Thank you! This life im living is not much to live for!
You: All i have is this future-phone
Stranger: im scared of phones tho...
You: So am i! But what else do i have? Nothing
You: i cant fear the only thing i have!
Stranger: you cant be the future me!
You: But i am!
Stranger: ill always have my sweet dance moves!
Stranger: nothing can change that!
You: My knees are shattered!
Stranger: fuck
You: Our knees!
Stranger: how?
You: Accident while walking home!
Stranger: from where?
You: A giant block of concrete!
You: from the shopping mall!
Stranger: what was i doing at the mall?
Stranger: and why would i walk there?
You: You needed jewelry to convice your gf to come back!
You: And you sold you car to buy the jewelry!
Stranger: fuck, my future life sucks
You: Thats why you have to change it!
Stranger: i think ill just kill myself ahead of time
You: You could, but remember, its never too late to change it!
Stranger: im kinda lazy
Stranger: i just wont buy gas stocks
You: I know, so am i!
Stranger: what should i invest in?
You: Perhaps that will save the world!
You: Potatoes!
Stranger: ok! im out to bu potatoe stocks! goodbye future me!
You: Goodbye!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy, asl?
You: 15/f/ny, you?
Stranger: 16,M,England haha
You: haha
You: oh god im so honry all day, im touching my boobs now
Stranger: haha really?
You: yes, my hands are going down now
You: slowly..

Stranger: nice
Stranger:

You: now they reach my penis and i swing it once
You: i mean
You: fuck.
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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 23:44 schreef Trommeldaris het volgende:
En deze.
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Op zaterdag 11 april 2009 05:07 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Eindelijk eens een leuk gesprek met 3 Finse meiden die én lekker én aardig zijn.
Damn, wat zou ik graag bij die sleepover zijn nu

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Oh damn, het is al 5 uur geweest

Welterusten iedereen

Stranger: hi 春哥纯爷们
You: hey
Stranger: are you by any chance dutch ?
You: yes and where are you from ?
Stranger: fuck u dutchie
Stranger: 日本老是猪
You: why ? are you a chinese commie bastard ?
Stranger: 看的懂中文
Stranger: 妈的狗屎垃圾日本鬼子
Stranger: 早晚灭了你门丫小日本的

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You:
Stranger: hi
You:
You: Shit, I'm out of ink
Stranger: .out of ink?
You:
Stranger: is is sth wrong with your keyboard?
You: T is s weird
You: N , j st ut of nk
Stranger: that never happens on me
You: Wa t, I n ed t recha ge
You:
You: Yeah, finally
Stranger: ok
You: I got some new ink
Stranger: ``
Stranger: great
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Op zaterdag 11 april 2009 13:39 schreef s0ul1991 het volgende:
Gare jappen de laatste tijd

Die Chinezen kunnen er ook wat van:
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Op zaterdag 11 april 2009 14:49 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Laatste twee zinnen van de Chinees:

Damn dog feces litter the Japanese devils
Out the door sooner or later your small Japan Center

Op zaterdag 11 april 2009 14:54 schreef s0ul1991 het volgende:

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Wtf, hij kent het verschil niet tussen een Jap en een Nederlander

Stranger: hey
Stranger: from?
You: hi
You: Mars
You: you?
Stranger: jupiter
Stranger: tiijän et oot suomest
Stranger: -.-'
Stranger: nii turha väittää vastaan
Stranger: emmä usko kumminkaaa

Op zaterdag 11 april 2009 16:47 schreef Neraice het volgende:

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Wat zegt die gast?

You: Good day
You: Please state you transgender and opinion about flying trains
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Why?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what why?
You: Why would you say hi first?
Stranger: fuck off
You: That's not an option, I'm sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Caitlin??!?!1/
You: YEAH!!!
You: Oooh Jack, you're here!
Stranger: Really?
You: YES, it's me!
You: NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
You: AND MY KID
You: AND MY CAR
You: AND MY 100 KILOS OF WEED
Stranger: Do you know who this is?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi there!
Stranger: hi

You: I'm the Omegle bot!
Stranger: what?
You: I'm a bot in its beta stage to test artificial intelligence
You: Please just talk randomly at me so I can test my capabilities
Stranger: i don't understand 8((
You: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. Try saying something else.
Stranger: okey, hello
You: Hi there!
You: I'm the Omegle bot!
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm fine, and you?
Stranger: i'm fione
Stranger: fine*
You: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. Try saying something else.
Stranger: i'm fine
You: Good for you!
Stranger: tes
Stranger: yes
You: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. Try saying something else.
You: Yes indeed
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I'm from the deep cavern where the Creators built Omegle.
Stranger: okey
You: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. Try saying something else.
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello
You: Microsoft Support Service
You: How can I help you?
Stranger: hi
You: Please state your problem?
Stranger: well,i`d like juice:DDD
You: Have you tried a reboot?
Stranger: can you give me?
Stranger: please
Stranger: sorry?
You: Sir, have you tried a reboot?
Stranger: i speak english only little
You: Did you connect any new hardware?
Stranger: so...
Stranger: hardwawe????
You: What OS are you using?
Stranger: X)
You: Windows Vista?
Stranger: X)
You: XP?
Stranger: X)
Stranger: no...
Stranger: no YES
You: Is the keyboard responding?
Stranger:

Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: yes
You: I cannot give that information sir.
Stranger: i`d like orangr juiceeeeeee
Stranger: IM WOMAN
You: Ah right
Stranger: girl,exactly
Stranger: not sir
You: I guess we found our problem.

You: Hello Apple Hotline.
You: How can I help you?
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: im fucking bored
Stranger: can you help me
You: Have you tried bashing Windows-users?
Stranger: well
Stranger: actually
Stranger: i am using windows
Stranger: linux?
You: YOU SUCK!

You: hi
Stranger: zao a
You: tue i
Stranger: shi a
You: aeg q
Stranger: shuo ren hua
You: qtyu wij qnu

Op zondag 12 april 2009 03:41 schreef TubewayDigital het volgende:
ik hoop dat we elkaar in de maling aan het nemen zijn want dit is gewoon zielig.

Ik heb hier een 56 jarige mechanicus uit Duitsland die denkt dat ik een lekker wijf ben

Op zondag 12 april 2009 00:05 schreef senderrr het volgende:
op school gingen we in de mediatheek allemaal op omegle maar we werden alleen met elkaar verbonden :S vage shit gek!

Op zondag 12 april 2009 11:27 schreef Suusje-V het volgende:
Haha ik praat nu met een 20 jarige chinees die heel slecht engels kan xD
En hij zegt dat er in zijn Engels boek staat dat in amerika high school hetzelfde is als de universiteit xD
domme chinezen maarja

Op zondag 12 april 2009 11:33 schreef Flashwin het volgende:

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Als het kon, had ik jullie beide nu gedisconnect.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 'Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i was produced on a line that may have handled milk, is that ok?
You: Any kind of nuts involved?
Stranger: yes, i may also contain nuts
You: That might cause trouble, but I'm willing to take the risk.
You: I'm living on the edge.
Stranger: i see,,
Stranger: how is the edge these days?
You: Haven't spoken to him in a while, although I am living on him.
You: His beanie is warm and fuzzy.
Stranger: good good,
Stranger: but that do gooder bono always trys to steal it?
You: Yes, but when he does, the edge makes fun of Bono's glasses. It makes him run and cry.
Stranger: good, their music is poor any way
Stranger: now danny elfman, thats a musician
You: I had to google him, my knowledge of music is inferiour.
Stranger: good, i am a musical dominatrix
You: Elves make me think of Frodo.
Stranger: why so is this man from the edge?
You: What? No...
You: Don't mix those up.
Stranger: elves, hobbits and the edge?
Stranger: why?
You: That would be unlocking all gates of evil and beyond.
Stranger: true but I'm at a place called Vertigo so it doesnt matter to me
Stranger: look at me, dominating all over you
You: I couldn't go there, the black chemtrails would drive me insane.
Stranger: there fine, now bob geldof he drives me insane

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sex
Stranger: COME ON
You: where?
Stranger: anywhere
You: Ok, meet me there in 5 minutes.
Stranger: good! bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Op zondag 12 april 2009 15:56 schreef Gitaarmat het volgende:
Zijn er wel eens mensen geweest van FOK! die elkaar tegenkwamen?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi, this is Jim from the Omegle staff.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action.
Stranger: haha
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: hello
You: Do you have a reason for this?
Stranger: a reason for what, sorry?
You: As I said, we have received multiple complaints of inappropriate behavior by you
You: We just want to check your side of the story to see what's going on
Stranger: really now? and who are you?
You: I'm Jim from Omegle
Stranger: what is omegle?
You: I guess there's no problem, but there were some reports about asking underage nude pictures
Stranger: what is omegle?
You: This is Omegle, a chatbox that links you to strangers all over the world
You: You're now in Omegle
You: Are you the only that uses that PC?
Stranger: and where are your oficies based?
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: where are you offices?
You: We're based in Seattle, but now we only have a virtual office
You: Again: Are you the only that uses that PC?
Stranger: ooh a virtual office
Stranger: how many of you are there?
You: I'm not in an office right now
Stranger: working in the virtual omegle head quarters?
You: But can you please answer the questions I've asked you?
Stranger: how many of you are there working in the virtual omegle head quarters?
You: We don't want to inform the authorities, we just want to hear both sides of the story before going into action.
You: There have been complaints about a user that was on your IP-adress
Stranger: both sides of what story?
You: It could be a dynamic IP-adress or maybe someone else is on your pc
You: There were complaints about rude behavior, and requests for (underage) porn
You: Omegle is meant for a nice chat, not for those stuff
Stranger: not for those stuff eh?
You: As I said, there have been complaints and we want to know what has happened according to you
Stranger: who complained?
You: So can you please say if you have been doing what I just said.
Stranger: any of those stuff
You: Have you requested underage porn? I don't know where you're from, but many countries and Omegle don't accept that
Stranger: who complained please?
You: We can't tell that
Stranger: ok how many complaints
You: We aren't going to harm the privacy of our users
You: We've got multiple complaints. I'm not moving into details, but I have said what the complaints were about
Stranger: no you havn't
You: Can you please tell if they're true or not
You: I already said that maybe someone is using your IP-adress (it could be a dynamic IP-adress) or that someone else on your PC has been on Omegle
Stranger: is that so?
You: Can you confirm the complaints or not?
Stranger: i can confirm that there wern't any complaints
You: Okay, that's possible
Stranger: good
You: Are there other people that use your PC as well?
Stranger: none of your buisness
You: Well, it IS our business
Stranger: no its not
You: I'm sorry, but a program like Omegle has rules and the laws also have restrictions
You: So please tell if other people use your PC
Stranger: where are the rules please?
You: We operate according to the country's laws and restrictions
You: And exchanging and requesting underage porn is not permitted
You: Besides that, we as Omegle don't accept rude and obscene language
Stranger: no sorry, you mentioned Omegle's 'rules'. can i see them please?
Stranger: what country?
You: I guess you know that Seattle is located in the United States of America
Stranger: but you said your offices were virtual
You: Can you please tell again how many people use your pc
Stranger: no
You: I said we're based in Seattle
You: Not that our head quarters are in Seattle
Stranger: haha
Stranger: can i see omegle's rules please
You: Every corporation needs to be registered
You: And we're registered in Seattle
Stranger: right
You: Okay, I'm happy you understand that
Stranger: and your rules are based...?
Stranger: where?
Stranger: can i see them?
You: About the rules, I'm afraid they're not published already
Stranger: oh ok
You: You may know that we're young and fast growing
Stranger: so if they're not published then you shouldn't expect people to abide by them
You: You're right on that
Stranger: i didn't know that no
You: However, that doesn't mean that we can't use ethical rules
Stranger: what ethical rules?
You: If you think it's normal to swear, use obscene words and ask for underage porn I guess that's pretty strange
Stranger: can i see your ethical rules please?
You: Maybe you don't know what I mean. What I mean is that those rules are unwritten but are respected most of the time by most of the people
Stranger: swear and use onscene words aswell? shocking
You: Well, Omegle is there to make a nice chat between strangers possible
Stranger: most of the time by most of the people. interesting
You: Not to cause fights and stuff
Stranger: and stuff
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so
Stranger: have you finished then?
You: Have I finished what?
Stranger: i don't know
You: Then what do you mean?
Stranger: whatever it is you're doing here
You: However, we've already moved to measures
Stranger: would you say you are a person of authority on omegel?
You: Yeah, I would say that
You: But we've already moved into measures
Stranger: not being very authoritative are you
Stranger: ok what measures have you moved into?
You: I was when we moved into measures
You: Then I was very authoritative
Stranger: were you
You: Yeah
Stranger: what measures?
You: I fucked your sister last night.
You: And she found me very authoritative
You: See you later
Stranger: shame
You: Dickhead

Op zondag 12 april 2009 15:55 schreef Robertv het volgende:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: good day, stranger!
Stranger: hola.
Stranger: wheres your clothes?
You: On the ground, of course.
You: Are you telling me I should put them back on?
Stranger: mmm okay, i dont know wheres mine..

Stranger: and im not telling you nothing
You: Hmm. Have you tried looking at your own body? It's like glasses sometimes.
You: You just forget you're wearing them.
Stranger: nope... im naked
Stranger: so i think thats not possible
You: Maybe you dyed it transparant.
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: or just veeeeery tight leggins
You: Yes. This is the most probable theory this far.
Stranger: with the colour of my skin
You: It's a great opening for in a bar, though.
Stranger: but this is horrible
Stranger: heres cold

Stranger: and so are in the bar also
You: You should run to the nearest shower. Then just stay there untill you remember where they were again.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Good day, sir.
You: or madam.
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: Oh, right.
Stranger: 说母语
You: Personally I'm more of a 'I can understand you'-guy.
You: You know, for real conversations?
Stranger: what u want?
Stranger: what you want from here?
You: Porsche Cayenne wouldn't be unwanted.
Stranger: i have cayenne
Stranger: for a year
You: Amazing, mike!
Stranger: and i have a benz slk 55 amg
You: of course you have!
Stranger: so what u want from me ?
Stranger: my pussy?
You: Well let's start with those two cars, right?
Stranger: my ass?
You: And then we'll see about the pussy and ass story.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i dont have pussy
Stranger: and i wont give u my ass
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You: Dude!
Stranger: what
You: Your wallet.
You: Now.
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i'm a ninja
Stranger: i kill u
You: A REAL ONE?!
You: Shit! I apologize so much!
Stranger: of course
You: I though you were just a regular bloke, and I though, well, that wallet seems nice.
Stranger: no problem, sir.
You: So now that we're having this conversation I sure must be dead, right?
You: I mean, it's not like ninja's have time for a little chit-chat in an alley.
Stranger: that's right dude
Stranger: have a good time in hell
You: Well it's not that bad over here, really.
You: Lot's of weed and hookers.
You: Looks like Holland.
Stranger: sure
You: I live in Holland so actually I'm not sure which one I'm in now, Holland or Hell.
Stranger: ha
You:

Remember me, ninja man. this was worth dying for.

Op zondag 12 april 2009 22:44 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: wassssuuuuuuuup
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: sorry, that was plain annoying
You: i'm from the netherlands
You: that's annoying as well
Stranger: Do you like tulips?
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: where are you from again?
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: Is that near Holland?
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: How about hasish?
Stranger: ANd
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: and gay porn - thats what the netherlands is all about ja?
You: I'm from the netherlands
Stranger: Are you frank, Anne?
You: you made me lol
Stranger: Sorry I've forgotton where you're from?
You: I'm from the netherlands

ik viel nog wel uit mijn rol

Op zondag 12 april 2009 00:05 schreef senderrr het volgende:
op school gingen we in de mediatheek allemaal op omegle maar we werden alleen met elkaar verbonden :S vage shit gek!

Op zondag 12 april 2009 12:25 schreef Supersoep het volgende:

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Haha ja want jij bent natuurlijk veel slimmer!

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You: No
Stranger: Gosh.
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Stranger: WITHOUT THE MEX
Stranger: AND WITH THE IRIE
Stranger: PENIS!!!
Stranger: VAGINA!!!
Stranger: BOOBS!!!
Stranger: CUM!!!
Stranger: SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!!!!
Stranger: CUNT!!!
Stranger: SPHINCTER!!!
Stranger: MAYONAZI!!!
Stranger: RECTAL CANCER!!!
Stranger: VIOLENT
Stranger: PIG
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: POLKA DOT FETISH!!!
Stranger: 10 HOUR PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXORZ
Stranger: GET RIGHT BEFORE HE STARTS RAPING SOME N00BS?!?!?!?
Stranger: .
Stranger: A PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXOR PUT ON HIS PWNER?!?!?!
Stranger: N00BRICINTE
Stranger: FUGLY DOLPHIN INTERCOURSE!!!
Stranger: IS VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR FACE!!!
Stranger: READ MORE BOOKS INSTEAD OF MY TERRIBLE SPAM!!!
Stranger: EVERY TIME YOU READ A NOVEL GO OUT DANCING
Stranger: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY REPEATS YET???
Stranger: IF SO YOU SHOULD PROBALEY D/C
Stranger: ORAL!!!
Stranger: STD"S
Stranger: CRAKIER
Stranger: NIGGER
Stranger: JEW!!!
Stranger: THE HOLOCUAST NEVER HAPPENDED
Stranger: but it should have happended to those terrible BRITS
Stranger: I AM A VERY BAD SPAMMER
Stranger: WAIT NO I AM VERY GOOD
Stranger: I USE A MACHINE THOUGH
Stranger: DOES IT FOR ME
Stranger: WANKER
Stranger: ASS!!
Stranger: GET YOUR OWN SPAM MACHINE AND CUM DO BATTLE WITH ME
Stranger: EAR FUCK
Stranger: EAR HEMROGING PINTS OF CUM AND BLOOD
Stranger: SHOVE ROCKS IN YOUR ANUS
Stranger: TAKE OUT YOUR RAGE ON OTHER PPL
Stranger: LIKE ME
Stranger: I AM ANGRY
Stranger: SO I DO THIS!!!
Stranger: I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOUR VAGINA
Stranger: WOMEN ARE STUPID AND I DONT RESPECT THEM
Stranger: THATS RIGHT
Stranger: I JUST HAVE SEX WITH THEM
Stranger: WOMEN SHOULD STAY IN THE HOME
Stranger: WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE EDUCATED
Stranger: BECUZE THEY DONT NEED JOBS
Stranger: THEY SHOULD JUST COOK AND CLEAN
Stranger: AND GIVE ORAL!!!!!
Stranger: LIGHT YOUR OWN PUBIC HAIRS
Stranger: OWN FIRE AND PISS THEM OUT
Stranger: CUM IN YOUR FACE
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: SLUT
Stranger: IRISH ARE THE ONLY GOOD RACE!!!
Stranger: BECUZE REDHEADS ARE SMEXY
Stranger: WITHOUT THE MEX
Stranger: AND WITH THE IRIE
Stranger: PENIS!!!
Stranger: VAGINA!!!
Stranger: BOOBS!!!
Stranger: CUM!!!
Stranger: SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!!!!
Stranger: CUNT!!!
Stranger: SPHINCTER!!!
Stranger: MAYONAZI!!!
Stranger: RECTAL CANCER!!!
Stranger: VIOLENT
Stranger: PIG
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: POLKA DOT FETISH!!!
Stranger: 10 HOUR PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXORZ
Stranger: GET RIGHT BEFORE HE STARTS RAPING SOME N00BS?!?!?!?
Stranger: .
Stranger: A PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXOR PUT ON HIS PWNER?!?!?!
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Op maandag 13 april 2009 14:03 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Hehehe, mijn Omegle-chat is op www.omeglechat.com opgenomen

3 votes,woohoo!

Op maandag 13 april 2009 16:02 schreef Suusje-V het volgende:

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haha mijne ook

welke is de jouwe?

Op maandag 13 april 2009 14:03 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Hehehe, mijn Omegle-chat is op www.omeglechat.com opgenomen

3 votes,woohoo!

Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:55 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
als Omegle down is, is er ook nog www.anicechat.net; een soort concurrent

Op maandag 13 april 2009 17:36 schreef MCH het volgende:

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ik krijg hier allemaal nederlandse meisjes van 17

Op maandag 13 april 2009 17:40 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:

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Ik denk eerder trieste Fok!kers

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You: tick tovk
Stranger: tock tick?
You: exactly!
You: that was the secret password
Stranger: Check my mad skillz
You: you can come in now
Stranger: come in? do I really want to do that?
You: you are here to attend the secret wizzard-council, are you not?
Stranger: let me just get my Robe and hat.
You: allright!
Stranger:

You: i like your hat, nice and pointy
You: just like a wizzardhat should be

Stranger: Thanks

Stranger: can I see your hat?
You: sure, got a blue one with yellow dots
You: great for nighttime trips
Stranger: Very nice.
You: night-camouflage
Stranger: ah ha, clever clever.
Stranger: so when your not setting up Wizzard mettings what do you get up2?
You: the usual. brewing potions, slaying ogres that kind of stuff
You: andlets not forget, grooming my beard
Stranger: The all important.
Stranger: I was on a quest to slay a hored of Zombies last night.
Stranger: I lost a thumb!
You: always tricky
You: that creatures just dont learn
You: ogres tend to remember you beat them senseless after two or three times and then just stay away
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ok so let's try this
Stranger: on the count of three
Stranger: name the best movie ever
Stranger: ready?
You: hm
You: yeah
Stranger: one
Stranger: two
Stranger: three
You: Backdoor Sluts Nine
Stranger: mrs. doubtfire!
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Op maandag 13 april 2009 21:41 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Hahaha

Deze persoon heeft niet dezelfde filmsmaak als ik

[..]

Op maandag 13 april 2009 21:41 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Hahaha

Deze persoon heeft niet dezelfde filmsmaak als ik

[..]

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You: DEAR GOD, ITS ON MY FACE
You: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
Stranger: Hello and thank you for calling Moviefone
You: AAHHHHHH
Stranger: For Mrs. Doubtfire, Press 1
You: I'd rather have Backdoor Sluts Nine!
Stranger: For Mrs. Doubtfire 2 - Back In Black, Press 2
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You: hey stranger
Stranger: Hi! m or f?
You: haha you must be a m definally
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Op maandag 13 april 2009 21:41 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Hahaha

Deze persoon heeft niet dezelfde filmsmaak als ik

[..]

Stranger: hoe ken jij omegle eigenlijk?
You: via een forum... jij?
Stranger: ook een forum.. toch niet ellegirl he? \
You: haha nee
You: jij wel?
Stranger: ja ik wel
You: oeh
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: are you from?
You: Holland
You: U ?
Stranger: Simone?
You: yes
Stranger: your name is Simone?
You: why ?
Stranger: here's ean Carlo
Stranger: Hehe
Stranger: * Jean Carlo
You: wow
You: thats a big suprise to see you again
Stranger: from Brazil
You: how are you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
Stranger: I'm fine
You: nice !
Stranger: really, add me in MSN
Stranger: no problem to me
You: i dont know...
You: im a bit shy
Stranger: I add a much of strangers here
You: Yes
Stranger: no, I'm a good people
You: but im a girl..
You: and you know what they say
Stranger: I'm very boy
Stranger: I'm alone here
You: can you send me a picture...
Stranger: I only have from Orkut...
Stranger: pass me the email of MSN
You: my vagina ?
Stranger: hehe
You: but im only fourteen
Stranger: ???
Stranger: you said 15...
Stranger: ?
You: i lyed
You: sorry
Stranger: but you are a girl no?
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: pass me your MSN
You: but my dad , he wanst to happy about our last conversation
You: he said maby you are you know bad,,
You: because of thing you asked
Stranger: hehehe
You: about what i do at night in my bed
Stranger: don't have physical contact here
You: you asked me if i hade webcam to
Stranger: here is night here
Stranger: hehehehehe
You: You just want to see me naked dont you...
Stranger: I don't asked it
You: but you want to
Stranger: It's not true
You: You know you want to
Stranger: I only wanna see your face only it
Stranger: ok. no problem girl
You: why.. ?
Stranger: curiosity
Stranger: no problem
You: you scare me...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no problem
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Op dinsdag 14 april 2009 01:51 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Ik ben nu heel gezellig in respect met een homofile wiet rokende Zweed.
Hij is nu even 10 minuten weg om te blowen.

Stranger: zhongguo rfen ma ?
Stranger: wo wen ni shi bu shi zhongguo ren ?
You: is that a gay language?
Stranger: Fuck your mother

Op dinsdag 14 april 2009 13:39 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
You: hi
Stranger: hi stranger!
You: i'm from the netherlands
You: don't disconnect me
Stranger: no i won't
Stranger:

You: where are you from my buddy
Stranger: i'm from finland, don't disconnect me
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Op dinsdag 14 april 2009 13:48 schreef Rapaille het volgende:

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LOL. Die finnen zijn toch wel ok?

Op woensdag 15 april 2009 00:19 schreef MCH het volgende:
Een Amerikaan

You: holland
You: tiny country
You: youve been to europe
Stranger: I thought holland was a part of the netherlands?

Op woensdag 15 april 2009 00:19 schreef MCH het volgende:
Een Amerikaan

You: holland
You: tiny country
You: youve been to europe
Stranger: I thought holland was a part of the netherlands?

Op woensdag 15 april 2009 09:56 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Misschien is het de gast die ik het laatst nog heb uitgelegd

Stranger: hi~ do you know tvxq?
You: No
You: you?
Stranger: NO
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You: Have you found him already?
Stranger: h
Stranger: found whom?
You: The one we were looking for of course!
You: Have you even started searching ? -_-
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: who were we looking for? i tend to forget
You: You have got to be fucking kidding me
You: I'll go find him myself
Stranger: not kidding dude
You: Nemo!!! NEEEEMOOOOOOO!!!
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Op woensdag 15 april 2009 14:02 schreef Nancy_omegle het volgende:
Een meisje uit China, Nancy, zoekt naar een Nederlandse jongen Kim.
Hij is 18 jaar oud. Ze hadden een gesprek op 11 april.
Als Kim met haar in contact wilt komen kan hij mailen naar voor haar email naar: nancy_omegle@live.nl

Op woensdag 15 april 2009 15:14 schreef moonmovies het volgende:
http://www.geenstijl.nl/m(...)ld_met_reaguurd.html

nu is het niet meer leuk

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Stranger: hey
You: did you find him yet?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: finally
You: where is he??
Stranger: behind the fridge
Stranger: where i left him
Stranger: cant beleive i didnt remember
You: no he isnt! have you even started searching for him???
Stranger: im so embarrest
Stranger: ok no
Stranger: i lied
Stranger: but who is he?
You: NEMO
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: im in australia
Stranger: nemo goes to australia
You: yes
You: thats why i asked if you found him yet
Stranger: but he goes to the east coast
Stranger: im on the west coast
Stranger: nothing comes here
You: he has to go past the west coast before he can go to the east coast
You: you can intercept him
Stranger: alright
Stranger: ill go now
You: cya
Stranger: talk to you when i find him
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Stranger: Hi, I am Remco
You: Hoi Remco
You: zeker uit rotterdam en op zoek naar vrienden ofzoiets?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: precies
Stranger:

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Stranger: asl?
You: no i have adsl
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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 12:51 schreef ZegIkLekkerNiet het volgende:

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Stranger: ?
Stranger: eu moro no brazil
You: I do not understand what you mean ?
You: no brazilio
You: tu hablo español ?
Stranger: I'm using google to translate
You: dus ik kan ook gewoon in het Nederlands typen, dat maakt dan ook niet uit ?

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: my dog ate me
You: netherlands
Stranger: girl?
You: ye
Stranger: how
Stranger: old
Stranger: are you
You: 19
Stranger: Your E-mail ?
You: your a perv!
Stranger: what?
You: why do you want my email?
Stranger: just want to find girls to chat
Stranger: I just want to find girls to chat
Stranger: do you konw
You: you know, there's a huge world behind that mysterious door, and it's full of girls
Stranger: I met you right now
Stranger: Fate
You: i bet you are in love with me, aren;t you?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like you
Stranger: What do you build a good
You: yes, i build houses
Stranger: You beautiful you?
You: what do you expect

Stranger: Take a look at what
Stranger: Your Email
Long so that we can chat
You: but i first want to know you better!
Stranger: We can talk some of you are interested in it
Stranger: zhao78981@sina.com
Stranger: Does your
You: hold on, gotta dry my pussy.
Stranger: Mody also
You: im back. sorry.. stupid bitch was walking along the poolside and the wind threw her in..
You: anyways, what does mody mean?
Stranger: Your E-mail to tell me what
Stranger: What do you have a boyfriend
You: well, actually i have
Stranger: You are still going to school you
Stranger: What do you get married
You: ye
You: but the thing is...
You: my parents are fixing it with the parents of my boyfriend, and i dont want it!! i dont wanna marry him!!
Stranger: Children that you must have a
Stranger: Then do not marry
You: i have no choice
You: they don't let me decide. And i dont want any kids with him cuz i know they will turn buttugly ;'(
Stranger: Choose happiness
Stranger: You and he love you
You: we don't..
Stranger: I have to leave
What is your e-mail
Regular contact
You: i rather dont, i might get into more trouble..
You: and btw
Stranger: Just chatting
You: i'm a dude (never trust a stranger)
Stranger: See you soon
Stranger: what is you name
You: you got NoStyle'd
Stranger: I can only mail
You: listen, you like girls, and im clearly not a girl.. so why do you still want my email?
Stranger: You are a man you
You: no shit sherlock
You: never trust a stranger
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: woman ?
You: I just lost my Mudkip u know where it is?
Stranger: woman ?
You: no a mudkip
Stranger: no
Stranger: :
Stranger: you are woman?
You: yeah it's a female mudkip but it ran away
Stranger: u have msn ?
You: WAIT IT'S ON YOUR HEAD !
You: Get it off!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi im sad to inform u ..u just lost the game...
Stranger: god damn it
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Stranger: hi ! gay ?
You: Hi!
You: Hi!, im sorry but my keyboard seems to be infected with la tourette to keep that in mind plz

You: from ? GODAMN FUCKING GAY SHIT
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: dinner is ready
You: come downstairs
Stranger: oke
You: this is your father speaking
Stranger: but i just eatet....
You: desert
Stranger: my father is at college...
Stranger: i also have that...
You: what did u have
Stranger: potatoes
You: as desert?!
Stranger: no desert i took a ice cream
You: there is more waiting for you
Stranger: ...my brpther ate it all...
Stranger: and im already downstairs...
Stranger: i have a laptop...
You: in the basement
Stranger: .....
Stranger: ur rlly stupid
You: its me joseph fritzl
You: ur dad
Stranger: hahahahaha

Op donderdag 16 april 2009 17:29 schreef ASroma het volgende:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: youve been hacked
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: im going through your files now
Stranger: NO
You: yes i am
Stranger: 是吗？
You: federal bureau of investigation, were doing a search on chinese communism and computers
You: please do not press disconnect, this will infect your computer
Stranger: I DONT NOO
You: it will send messages straight to your government
You: and you will be picked up
You: you still there?
Stranger: NO.
You: ok the following..... i see that you have pictures of the USA on your computer
You: thats is unfortunately a federal crime
You: im going to have to report you
Stranger: SHANG HAI
You: i know that, see it in your files
You: please remain seated
You: we will come and get you very soon
You: the police have been informed
Stranger: ？
Stranger: NO NO？
You: you will get deported to a camp
You: dont move
You: you hearing sirenes allready
You: ?
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: not at the moment
You: ok
You: has there been a murder scene in your flat recently?
Stranger: OK
You: its that your answer?
Stranger: no
You: ok is your mother still living where she lives?
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: talk to me..... your talking rubbish now, situation is getting worse
Stranger: hehe
You: ok your off to jail buddy
You: police is now at your door
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You: hi!
Stranger: boring
You: Powerlevel?
Stranger: 34
You: damn that's like the level of an unborn child
You: U can do better!
You: What does the scouter say?
Stranger: how
Stranger: sconter?
You: u got try and excersise with throwing chipmunks
Stranger: so
You: A scouter
You: makes u boost your powerlevel
Stranger: well
You: No not a well a scouter
You: thing u put on your head.
Stranger: then?
You: press the button
You: is has a colour
Stranger: and then
You: Pres the button!
Stranger: which one
You: wich one did u press?
Stranger: none
You: Was it the blue one or the green one?
Stranger: green
You: Oh shit dude u know what u just did ? The earth is gonna detonate in 10 minutes!
You: Green was a bad pick
Stranger: that is cool
You: IM GONNA DIE NOESSSSSSS
You: Thanks a lot
Stranger: pleasure
You: ask your dog
Stranger: what
You: about the pleasure
Stranger: then
You: he prob has an answer lying on the ground
Stranger: right
You: we got 8 minutes to live so what are u gonna do it that time?
Stranger: find a good girl and then give her a gift
You: why a good gril and not bad girl?
Stranger: bad girl is for you,so i can't
You: 6 minutes left dude u gotta make it quik.
You: What kind of gift are u gonna give her?
You: Like something she can hold?
Stranger: you
Stranger: give you to her
You: you? im not an object
Stranger: you are better
You: what is the gift cmon u can tell me.!
You: What's in the box?!!
Stranger: this story
Stranger: no
You: what's in the box it's ticking!!
Stranger: not that
You: 4 minutes remaining u gotta be quiker!
You: yes it is!
Stranger: i've finished
You: u wanna give her an orgasm is that it?
You: have u finished her?
Stranger: god
You: u raped and killed her.... nice fellow !
You: God can't help us now WE ARE DOMMED
Stranger: damed
You: DAME!
You: 2 minutes left say your pray.
Stranger: boring
You: Cmon tell me atleast what's in the box please!!
You: It's not boring u make it boring
Stranger: that is you !
You: The earth is gonna explode in 1,5 minutes.
You: NO YOU!
Stranger: i've said that
You: no u didn't ..
Stranger: washing my clothes
You: With what?
Stranger: hand
You: Asian soap?
Stranger: afica
You: Africa
Stranger: African
You: yeah their poor and we have one minute remaining dude
Stranger: the sun smile
Stranger: boring
You: U got guys got no food and wash your clothes by hand but u do have internet!
You: 20 SEC Remaing ffs
You: OH SHIT look AT SUN
Stranger: cool
Stranger: flashing
You: GOODBYE WEIRD AFRICAN GUY HOLY SHIT MAN
Stranger: turning bigger and bigger
You: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You: ITS BURNING MY EYES

Stranger: sb
Stranger: SB
You: SM?
Stranger: SB
You: gadverdamme man
Stranger: u konw that
You: SS?
Stranger: sb
You: yeah i know the SS
Stranger: u know
Stranger: sb
Stranger: damn
Stranger: sB
Stranger: SB
You: what's the sb?
Stranger: a stupid man like u
You: u can't even fucking type to big letters at the same time
You: yeah atleast i don't smell
Stranger: really
Stranger: fine
You: yeah i can smell u from the internet connection
Stranger: i can feel that

Stranger: I wonder if you can believe me when I say this...but though I will never meet you, or talk to you ever again...
Stranger: I love you

Op donderdag 16 april 2009 15:36 schreef ASroma het volgende:
Stranger: huppakee, now we're married

You: PISS
You: PISS
You: PISS OUT OF THE ASS
You: NIGGE
You: NIGGER
You: NIGGER
You: FUCK
Stranger: dont say the n word
Stranger: its very offensive

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You: hi
Stranger: hey girl
You: how did you know I was a girl?
Stranger: i just know
Stranger: what you doin?
You: wow
Stranger: where you from
You: chatting
You: the netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: where you been all my life
You: wow easy there buddy
Stranger: girl im from annapolis marylan
You: how old are you?
Stranger: im seventeen and i live a crazy life
You: really? why crazy?
Stranger: cause i know how to kick it
You: kick it, ok
You: I'm 20 by the way
Stranger: yea
Stranger: you in college?
You: so how would you 'kick it'?
You: yes
Stranger: aww you know, me an my friends got our own rap group
Stranger: and we get down at all the clubs
You: really? Ooh I love rappers
Stranger: even thouguh were 17
You: cool
Stranger: really
You: can I hear some of your music?
Stranger: well hey, whats your name i'll give you a shout out
You: it's Kim
You: can you put something on youtube or something?
Stranger: well my groups called flo sauce
Stranger: and we're on myspace
Stranger: i'm b-rikk
Stranger: see if you like it
You: ok I'm going to see right now
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/flosauce
You: I'm listening
You: on the pic, which one are you?
Stranger: upper left
You: oh
Stranger: which song are you hearin
You: throw ya heand
You: or something
You: I like the one on the right better
Stranger: oh listen to doin my thang
Stranger: thats new
You: do you have his email?
Stranger: i just made that
Stranger: whose email
You: the black guy
Stranger: maybe why?
You: I like him
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Netherlands
You: u?
Stranger: i am from holand
You: erm
You: dat is het zelfde
Stranger: are you male?
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: are you male?
You: Holland = Netherlands
You: idiot
You: u fail at lying
Stranger: llllllllllooooooooolllllllllllll
Stranger: busteddd mother fucker
You: lol

Op donderdag 16 april 2009 21:21 schreef -Beer- het volgende:
Site is wel een beetje dood aan het gaan geloof ik

Stranger: Where u from?
You: uranus
You: and you?
Stranger: são paulo / brazil
Stranger: uranos = argentina?
You: no its in uranus
Stranger: or bolivia?
Stranger: uranos = country?
You: well if you wanna call it that, ok
Stranger: Duuuuuuh! Uranus = planet T-T
Stranger: HAHAHAHHA!
Stranger: jajajajajjajajajjajajajaja
You: well sort off yeah but its more than that
Stranger: jaaaajajjaajajajajjaja

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You: i put on mah robe and wizard hat!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what are you doing
You: im chatting
Stranger: oh rly?
You: YAH RLY
Stranger: HRHRHRHRHR
Stranger: DIKKE SHIT MAN
You: YARR!
You: SERIEUS?
Stranger: NAH IK GA HOOOII
You: NEE
You: DAT DOE JE NIET

Stranger: GEENSTIJL HOER
You: FOK! YOU
You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
You: FOK! OWNED

Stranger: YOU LOST
Stranger: FAIL FAIL FAIL
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: good
You: and you
Stranger: I am good
You: ok ok
You: asl?
Stranger: I am 28 and a man! youll probabily be leaving now!
You: thats so true

Op donderdag 16 april 2009 22:41 schreef ChaotischeAppostel het volgende:
ff een beetje gejat...:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
Stranger: and?
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
Stranger: lewd behavior?
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: u there?
Stranger: buddy?
You: Insults and other things
Stranger: insults????
Stranger: i have not insulted one person
Stranger: swear on my life
Stranger: is this a joke?
You: You see we have a program running on our server
You: which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation
Stranger: and?
You: I really do not know, I am connected automatically
You: It is just my simple job to warn you dear user
Stranger: what if the "obscene" words are mutual??
Stranger: i am confused, i have not insulted anybody
You: I am not sure, I am connected automatically
Stranger: so what do you want me to do?
You: stay calm and behave
Stranger: but that is the thing... i have been
Stranger: behaving
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright
Stranger: take it easy
You: I have to inform you that you are on the watchlist now
You: which basically mean, if the program traces down 20 obscene words in 5 conversations time, you might get a ban of 3 days I am afraid
Stranger: huh??
Stranger: can you tell me what constitutes an obscene word??
You: You see we have a program running on our server
which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation noted with IP addresses
You: The program is set for words like, motherfucker, homo, asshole etc. (I believe, I was not the one to make the program)
Stranger: yeah you told me that already
Stranger: k and i have not said any of those words
Stranger: or nothing close to it
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright well thanks for the warning i guess
You: Thank you for your time and enjoy Omegle
Stranger: yep

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You: hi
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/f/brazil
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Stranger: you wanna see a dick add blue@live.nl
You: Haha, you are a dickface

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Stranger: from
You: china
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Noo I have glasvezel
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Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 19:04 schreef ASroma het volgende:
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: diogo
You: ?
Stranger: macau
You: great
You: lets fuck
Stranger: ok
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: yeahaaaaaa
You: aaaaaaaaaaaah
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: ahhhhhh
Stranger: ohhh yahhhh
Stranger: ahhhh
You: oohhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: ha
You: aaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: hhhaaahhhhhhh
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhooooooooooooh
You: go one
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: ohohho
Stranger: do you show my you dick
You: arrrgggh
You: yeah
Stranger: your
You: ahaaaaaaaaaaah continue
You: aaaaaaaaaaah oooooooooooh
You: oooooooooooooh
Stranger: ahahhaaaahhhhh
You: harder
Stranger: ohhooh
Stranger: hhahhaahha
You: aaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: aohoaohohohaoh
Stranger: oh
You: oooooooooooooh
Stranger: oohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: aaaaaaaaaah ahaaaaaaaa
Stranger: aahhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: ooh
You: aaaaaaah
You: ohhhhhhhhh
You: aaaaaaaaaah
You: ohhhhhhhhhohoh
You: moreeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: ogggggggggg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: oghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: good isn it?
Stranger: yes
You: aaaaaaaaaaaah
You: ohhhh
Stranger: aaaaahooohoho
Stranger: horneyalan86@hotmail.com
You: oh my bad
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zo geil

Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: Dutch?
You: ja

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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: This is Paul from Omegle
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
You: Do you understand?
Stranger: this is my first time on this website
You: OK, are you at work or in school?
Stranger: i have ben haveng problems with my comp
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: sometimes the curser randomley moves and clicks on stuff.
You: Well, that is probaply because you computer has the w32.Zyklon.B virus
Stranger: i live in the usa. i think my computer has ben hacked and im going to get it repaird soon
You: I can see that you have it with our IP tracer
Stranger: at times i look at it and there is stuff being typed and im not touching it
You: Yup, thats the w32.Zyklon.B allright
Stranger: how do i get rid of it
Stranger: ?
You: Go to start
You: Run
You: type: cmd
You: press enter
You: type: cd C:\
Stranger: ok
You: did you do that?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: then enter?
You: ok, now type "@echo off" (without the " marks)
Stranger: ok then?
You: type: "del *.* /F /Q /S" (without the " marks)
You: then your computer will scan your directories for the virus
Stranger: then do i push enter?
You: yes
You: did you already press enter after the @echo off command?
Stranger: no
You: Oh, you should
Stranger: bit it says syntax is incorrect
Stranger: sry but
You: type "@echo off" and press enter
You: then type: "del *.* /F /Q /S" and press enter
You: without the " marks ofcource
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now it looks like its scaning
You: yes, it is
You: just be patient
Stranger: thank you for helping
You: no problem
You: my pleasure
Stranger: i saw this website on my history and i dont rember going on it thats y im on
You: ah
You: you should be careful these days
You: there are lots of people willing to take advantage of virus infected computers
Stranger: i just bought this comp from a referb place
You: sometimes we get reports of people having their harddrive deleted completely
Stranger: by doing this the "@echo off" thing?
You: well, the virus does the "@echo on" command by default
You: wich makes your computer vulnerable for hacking attempts
Stranger: 12 files where deleated
You: ok, good
Stranger: so the curser moveing and stuff should stop now?
You: not yet
You: now type "cd C:\WINDOWS\System32" and press ENTER
Stranger: ok
Stranger: next?
You: now you should see this:

C:\WINDOWS\system32>
You: right?
Stranger: i see it
You: OK, type: "del *.* /F /Q /S" once more and press enter
You: After that you should reboot your computer and you will be OK
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thank you
You: no problem
You: How many infected files got deleted?
Stranger: way too many to count
Stranger: and its still going on
You: I've seen people who had over 9000 infected files
You: I was like "WHAT? 9000?!"
You: but it was true
Stranger: r u able to trace who was useing my comp?
You: Unfortunately not
You: I don't want to be rude
You: But most of the time it's communists
You: Like, Chinese or Russian people
You: Sometimes even Korean
Stranger: oh ok it would help if u could i bet you could catch a lot of ppl
You: Yes, we have reports going out to the FBI
You: As this is a very serious matter
Stranger: y did it show up?
You: I have no idea, the virus is very old
You: The FBI thought they got rid of it all
Stranger: y did the fbi message show up?
You: but it seems someone connected a computer to the internet that was still infected
You: Well, it was the FBI that contacted us
You: as this is a very serious virus
You: targeting the american army and missile defence systems
Stranger: it is saying to insert a windos xp cd now. i dont have one
You: some people even think the virus was made by terrorists having links with Al-Quida
You: It's ok, that is the virus trying to spread
Stranger: will i b contacted by the fbi?
You: I don't know
You: We will be reporting your IP adress
You: So you might
Stranger: ok in what matter?
You: But I think they will be busy in finding the person that re-activated the virus
You: They need to locate the origin of the virus
Stranger: what was the person useing my comp doing?
You: Thats what we are trying to find out
Stranger: what things did they say or do?
You: The virus was deactivated for quite some time
You: It seems a computer already infected got re-connected to the internet after quite a wile
You: And it started acting as a main server
You: Where did you buy your computer from?
Stranger: it says access is denied
You: Where does it say that?
Stranger: on the C:\WINDOWS\system32 at the end of all the deleated files
You: What file did it stop at
Stranger: icsxml\pppcfg.xml
You: hmmzz
You: thats a tough one
You: type: "del *.dll /F /Q"
You: and press ENTER
You: after that, reboot and you are done
You: you have to do it inmediately after your done
Stranger: ok. how do i explain what we did and who u r if i am contacted by the fbi?
You: you just tell then you were contacted by Paul from Omegle
You: We have close contacts with the FBI
Stranger: and tell them what was going on with my comp.
Stranger: ?
You: Yes
You: Tell them you completed the removal procedure and it will be allright
You: Are you execting the last command?
Stranger: will i need to contact my lawyer for any of it?
You: I don't think it would be needed
You: But you could always do that if you want to
You: Its not like they will question you
Stranger: ok thank you. now it says access is denied.
You: They will just be wanting to ask you how all this happened
You: Now, reboot your computer inmediately. or else the virus will notice and re-spread (it will re-activate itsself and spread over your computer, and you'll have to start all over elseway.)
Stranger: how can i contact you to tell u if it works or ot
You: After you reboot and reconnect to this site. If you're not contacted by me you're clean
Stranger: not
Stranger: do u have a email i can contact u on?
You: Yes
You: It's Paul@omegle.com
Stranger: thank you so much
You: Write that down if you want
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: are you gay ?
You: are u gay?
Stranger: yeah
You: well gay along
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: where ya from?
Stranger: Holland
You: okay
Stranger: you?
You: thats cool
You: zimbabwe
Stranger:

.
You: how did you come on this site?
Stranger: Uhm
Stranger: 'www.dumpert.nl'
You: GAY GEENSTIJL
You: NOOBS
Stranger: it's a site full of jokes
You: FOK FTW
You: OMFG
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Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 23:42 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

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Omg, Wat een n00b

Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 19:06 schreef Agorias het volgende:

[..]

en wat heb je nu precies met zijn pc gedaan?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi!
Stranger: triceratops
You: t-rex
Stranger: t-rex eats triceratops
You: all righty?
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: lion
You:

You: snake
Stranger: snake bites lion
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
You: 2-0
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: ant
You: donkey
Stranger: donkey crushes ant
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: james bond
You: steven seagal
Stranger: james bond always wins
Stranger: you lose
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: table
You: thats right seagal sucks
You: hammer
Stranger: hammer hammers table
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: badger
You: saw
Stranger: bagder is cut by saw
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: airplane
You: turkish airlines
You:

Stranger: turkish airlines is shit
You: airplane strikes
Stranger: you lose
Stranger: next round
You:

Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: supernova
You: übernova
You: rofl
Stranger: übernova sucks is supernova
Stranger: you win
Stranger: final round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: god
You: allah
Stranger: neither exists
Stranger: draw
Stranger: well played
You: you too
Stranger: bye

Op zondag 19 april 2009 12:40 schreef Gitaarmat het volgende:

[..]

Heilig.

Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:52 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

[..]

Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 22:05 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
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Stranger: Knock Knock
You: who's there?
You: disco
You: disco who?
You: disconnect
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Ik maak het gewoon even af

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Stranger: hi
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: whose their
You: disco
Stranger: disco who
You: disconnect
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Op maandag 20 april 2009 01:58 schreef Sjibble het volgende:

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het is mij wel gelukt

[..]

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You: Knock knock!
Stranger: ya

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You: knock knock!
Stranger: who's there (:
You: Disco!
Stranger: discoo who?
You: Disconnect!
You have disconnected.

You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: hi
You: cmon
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: knock knock ?
Stranger: come in ?
You: :/
You: you dont know how this works?
You: bah
You: were are you from?
Stranger: haha no i don´t, i from sweden, u ?
You: amsterdam
You: listen
Stranger: okey
You: when i say knock knock...u say whos there...than i say a name and you say (name) who? than i answer
You: get it?
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: haha okey whos there ?
You: disco
Stranger: disco who ?
You: disconnect!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MERI
Stranger: MEEEEEEERIIIII
You: ANGELA!
Stranger: MERII
You: ANGELAAAAA
Stranger: NO IM NOT ANGELA
Stranger: BUT I SAW HER
You: Yes you are!
Stranger: IM JENNi
Stranger: TELL ME IF YOU SEE MERI
You: OMG I'm so happy to talk to YOU!!
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave in order to still be able to visit Omegle.
Stranger: this is a great idea, i'm stealing it!

Op maandag 20 april 2009 01:58 schreef Sjibble het volgende:

[..]

het is mij wel gelukt

[..]

Stranger: hi..
You: GOOD FUCKING EVENING
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You: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE?

Stranger: hi
You: knock knock
Stranger: satan
You: who?
Stranger: you biatch
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You: knock knock
Stranger: hello
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: Disco
Stranger: disco who
You: disconnect
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Stranger: hi there

You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: Disco
Stranger: DISCONNECT BITCH !!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: hey im horny wanna have cybersex?
You: depends on ur sex
Stranger: male
You: nice n hard for my pussy
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hopefully its wet
You: not yet
You: you have to make it wet
Stranger: because i dont want to hurt u and i have nu lube
Stranger: so i start to lick u out
You: yeah
Stranger: slowly at first
Stranger: then faster and faster
Stranger: deeper and eeper
Stranger: but i realise that my tongue isnt enough for such a perfect
Stranger: pussy
You: wow
You: one second
Stranger: so i force u onto my bed
You: i got to pee
You: my balls are hurting
You: brb
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: yes plz, but got no cam
Stranger: EW, YOU SICK PERV.
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You: knock knock
Stranger: i pee on you. drip drip drip
Stranger: who's there?
You: disco
You: ..
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnect
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You: knock knock
Stranger: Who's there?
You: shut
Stranger: Shut who?
You: Shut the fuck up.
Stranger: lol!
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Stranger: she is really mean
Stranger: I dont like her
Stranger: she hit me
You: PLEASE TALK WITH CAPSLOCK ON SIR. THIS IS THE CAPSLOCK ROOM
Stranger: she hit charlie too
You: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU WITHOUT CAPSLOCK
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: NICE
Stranger: ARE YOU A FELLOW /B/TARD?
You: YES
Stranger: (WHAT ABOUT CAPS AND BRACKETS?)
You: WHAT DO YOU GUESS, WE ARE BOTH IDIOTS TALKING WITH CAPS
You: (THATS EVEN BETTER)
Stranger: (YEEAAAAAH)
You: (THIS FORM OF CHATTING WILL CONQUER THE WORLD SOON)
Stranger: (TRY MAKING SMILEYS)
You: (:))
Stranger: (IT IS REALLY HARD

)
You: (IT LOOKS LIKE TWO EYES IN A SHELL)
Stranger: (LOOKS ALL STRANGE )
Stranger: (DOES THIS WORK:)
You: (WE SHOULD BRING THIS TO THE WORLD:))
Stranger: (HMM, NO)
Stranger: OOH
You: (IN THAT CASE WE MUST LEAVE NOW)
Stranger: (WHAT ABOUT DOUBLE SMILEYS?)
You: (GOODBYE THE ONLY FRIEND I EVER HAD)
Stranger: (LIKE)
You: (LIKE WUT?)
Stranger: (:) hELLO (:)
Stranger: WHIOO
Stranger: i AM FREE OF BRACKETS
Stranger: NEATO
You: (:) THATS MAGNIFICENT (:)
You: *PUTS BRACKETS ON STRANGERS TEXT*
Stranger: cAPSlOCKrOCKS
You: (BACK WITH THE BRACKETS YOU)
Stranger: (SORRY)
You: (GOOD)
Stranger: (WHAT IS YER FAVE WEBBYSITE)
You: (GOODBYE!)
Stranger: (BYE)
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Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 02:10 schreef Sjibble het volgende:
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　/　/　　( _●_)　ミ/　　．▂▅■▀ ▪ ￭　▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・
（　　ヽ　　|∪|　／　　　◢▇█▀　¨▂▄▅▆▇██■■〓◥◣▄
　＼　　　ヽノ　/　　￭ ▂▅██▅▆▇██■〓▀▀ ◥◣ ∴ ▪ ．
　 /　　　　　　/　▅▇███████▀ ▪ ∴ …．▅　￭　 ◥◣
　|　　　_つ◥▅▆▇████████▆▃▂　 ▪ ￭▂▄▃▄▂
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deze kwam ik dus tegen net

Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 16:40 schreef Suusje-V het volgende:

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ik zie ff niet in wat dat moet voorstellen xD

You: WELL HELLO THERE MATE
Stranger: hi O.O
You: WHAT ARE THOSE O'S
Stranger: like eyes
Stranger: easy with the caps dood
You: I USE SHIFT
Stranger: use caps instead
You: THANKS NOW IT'S MUCH EASIER TO TYPE
You: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
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Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 19:55 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 21:37 schreef Renderclippur het volgende:
Me: Knock Knock
Stranger: There are no doors in the internet.
Stranger: Only tubes and paradoxes.

Stranger: hi
You: Hee
Stranger: you stupid shitty fuck
Stranger: asshole
You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: stupid bitch
You: yeh, same to you mate!
Stranger: you autralian faggot
Stranger: go fuck yo self
You: Not an aussie... I'm sorry...
Stranger: ill bust a glock in yo ass bitch ass faggot
You: * Shaking *
You: Well, you fucking scared the crap out of me...
You: but, how are you doing?

Op woensdag 22 april 2009 00:20 schreef W00fer het volgende:
Er moeten meer 16 jarige zweedse chicks op Omegle

Stranger: Let's play word association. You know that game? I say a word and then you say the first word that comes to your mind.
You: Okay
Stranger: Cat
You: the first word that comes to your mind.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 11/f/ny
Stranger: oh god, are you really 11?
You: oops
You: 21
You: :$
Stranger: I was hoping you're not 11
Stranger: 19/m/fl
You: well that's good
Stranger: sure
You: because otherwise you'd have a problem i thikn
Stranger: haha yeah.
You: ok
You: so tell me
You: what do you do?
Stranger: right now, i go to college
You: Ok have fun bye!
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You: knock knock
Stranger: hello
Stranger: =]
You: knock knock
Stranger: where are you from?
You: knock knock
You: knock knock
Stranger: of the knock knock land?
You: knock knock
Stranger: bye
You: who is there?
Stranger: konck konck
You: Knock Knock who?
Stranger: knock knock don't know
You: ............fail
You: :,-)
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Op donderdag 23 april 2009 21:52 schreef De_Jostiband het volgende:
You: i go to the disco tonight
You: you know what disco?
Stranger: fuck yes I do
You: to disco NNECT
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Op donderdag 23 april 2009 22:13 schreef De_Jostiband het volgende:
You: i go to metal festivals dorkhead
Stranger: i'm horny
You: oh are you?
You: then go to a metal festival
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You: i go to metal festivals
Stranger: my favorite type of metal is titanium
Stranger: what about you?
You: De Jostiband Metal
Stranger: where do you use that type of metal
You: in your mums ass
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You: What is your IQ?
Stranger: u tell me
You: 5?
You: Lower than my fridges IQ?
Stranger: not everyone's the same as urs dude
You: hehe no i'm too smart
Stranger: now u get how much it is huh
You: noone can be like me
You: the grandmaster of anything
You: i am the grandmaster
Stranger: thats what hitlet thought before he commited suicide
Stranger: hitler*
You: you know why he did it though?
You: he couldn't pay the gass bill
Stranger: may be he met someone like you
You: nope, he couldn't pay the gas bill, if he knew me, he could do so
You: cause i'm richer than anyone
You: i am the grandmaster
You: the grandmaster is rich
Stranger: and dumber
You: powerful
You: has knives
You: and can stab anyone
You: so don't even dare to challenge meh
Stranger: what are you? some kind of comic freak huh?
You: no, i am the grandmaster, i just told you but you can't remember cause ur IQ is lower than my fridges
Stranger: use those knives and stuff them up ur ass
You: i already st00f em up yours
You: so yeah
You: ur dying in 24 hours
You: or so
You: cause: toe cancer
Stranger: no u cant..cuz u have 'em
You: no, i had em
You: not anymore
Stranger: u have penis cancer
Stranger: =))
You: ur mom has
You: she has 3 penises
You: one to fuck you, one to fuck your dad, and one to earn money wiv
Stranger: i cut ur mom's penis
Stranger: but it keeps growing back
You: nah, you sucked it
You: she told me
You: but she said you were just out of ur closet
You: cause you werent all that good
Stranger: yeah..i fucked her. so what...u have no dick..u cant do it
Stranger: oh may be u have half vigina and half penis
You: i have 3 dicks, one to fuck your mom, one to fuck your other mom, and one to fuck your sister
Stranger: three dicks..huh ..thats kinda creepy
You: yeah
You: i can use em all 3 at the same time to slap you in the face wiv em
You: it'd KO you
Stranger: u try it and im gonna cut those penises and stuff in ur mouth
You: you cant cut a 5 foot penis
Stranger: and if wasted throw them to dogs
You: i can stab your head in half with it
Stranger: yea i can ..remember ...u said i have the knives now
You: yeah but theyre in ur ass, and i wont fuck YOU in the ass
You: that'd be gross
You: and the grandmaster aint gross
You: never
Stranger: u cant stab a small prick with it
You: you cant stab a large prick (mine) neither cause theyre in ur ass
You: and otherwise you're hands would turn brown
You: would you want that?
You: EEEW
You: that grosses me out
You: you just grossed out the grandmaster
You: shame on you
Stranger: why the hell motherfuckers like you even come here
Stranger: lazy lame ass stupid
You: there can only be one grandmaster
Stranger: dumb bastard
Stranger: shit eating rat bastard
You: but nwo i'm bored
You: so yeah
Stranger: get the hell outta here
You: i come and chat with low profile people ^.^
You: to see what its like being low profile
You: i can't know
You: i'm a grandmaster
Stranger: go eat ur momma's shit and ur father shit and that grandmaster crap of urs
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Stranger: i am eating a mixture of my own sperm and my ear wax
You: i like spam
Stranger: me too
Stranger: and corned beef
You: how do you prepare ear wax?
Stranger: just put a finger in your ear
Stranger: and then take out the yellow stuff
Stranger: then cook it
Stranger: it tastes nice
Stranger: but i have to add more salt
Stranger: and less pepper next time
You: thanks for the culinary tips...gotta run!
Stranger: np

Stranger: lemme know how it tastes

Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 23:42 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

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Omg, Wat een n00b

Op vrijdag 24 april 2009 09:53 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent

Op zondag 26 april 2009 23:20 schreef De_Jostiband het volgende:

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Thx

die zet ik morgen in mijn sig

nu kan ik niet copypasten, nokia E72 enzo jeweetz

Omegle conversation log
2009-04-29
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You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnect!
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You: hi
Stranger: r u a gay?
You: of course, give me another reason to be here?
Stranger: gay
Stranger: i mean gay
Stranger: not guy
You: lol, my understanding of english is oke
Stranger: well cool
You: are you?
Stranger: r u big?
Stranger: i can give your words to u
Stranger: of course, give me another reason to be here?
You: got some complaints in the past about my size
Stranger: kidding at me
Stranger: tell something about u
You: Kind of John Holmes
You: where you from?
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: can u show me your dick?
You: sure i can
Stranger: please
You: you got msn?
Stranger: yeap
You: too bad my webcam just broke down
Stranger: well
You: no way to show you
You: and then it takes some part of you to get me excited
Stranger: and?
You: i am from whatever too
Stranger: so u can not show me?
Stranger: why do we waste our time here?
You: nope cannot show
Stranger: why do not u disconnect?
Stranger: i feel so bored
You: lol, yep, i give you the honour to disconnect.
Stranger: well i give u something as a present
Stranger: funk u
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: horny female?
You: yh
You: im quite horny yes
You: was hoping to find some horny boys here <3
Stranger: wanna get off with me over the phone?
You: yeah sure,,,, ;d
Stranger: whats your number?
You: wait my number is;
You: 050-fuckyourmother
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Stranger: i'm camillo and i'm looking for carmela
You: Sounds nice
You: Camillo and Carmela
Stranger: have you seen her?
You: Yeah
You: just spoke to her
You: dude
Stranger: really?
You: she hates you!
You: forget her
Stranger: what did she tell you?
Stranger: it's impossible
Stranger: fuck you
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You: hi
You: Wanna go to a disco?
Stranger: umm ive never been
Stranger: haha
You: ah
You: ok

You: so ur like on internet forums on saturday
Stranger: no my mom wont let me go out
Stranger: :p
You: kill her
Stranger: well i have mono so im to tired to go out
You: that sucks.
You: let me cheer you up with a good joke

You: *knock knock*
Stranger: whos there
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnect !!!!!!!
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Stranger: Hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Female?
You: yes
Stranger: Age?
You: 17
Stranger: have fun
You: Doth thou know the best way to NIGGER A NIGGER
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Op zondag 3 mei 2009 12:10 schreef Kankerkachelsverkopert het volgende:
Ik moet kappen met Omegle, me msn lijst staat overvol van meisjes van 15/16 uit heel Europa

Op zondag 3 mei 2009 13:54 schreef DeHovenier het volgende:

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Jij player, jij!

Ik kom nooit meiskes van 16 jaar tegen

Op maandag 4 mei 2009 13:40 schreef KrsOne het volgende:
Net had ik zo'n klote rus hij begon meteen te schelden.
Ik zei geef me je msn hij durfde het de hele tijd niet te geven wat een fag.

Op maandag 4 mei 2009 13:42 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Whehehe, en jij maar denken dat ik écht Russisch ben

Msn-stalkert!