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  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 13:14:45 #251
219615 drummerdude
Wat een kutplaatje
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: England, and you
You: NL
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hoe gaat het met jou?
You: You think?
You: Goed, met jou?:P
Stranger: goed
Stranger: heb je een olifant in je apotheek?
You: Dude, your fucking fantastic!
Stranger: hahaha
You:
Stranger: how so?
You: Do you've got a elephant in your pharmacie
Stranger: xD
You: That's brilliant!:P
Stranger: do you?
You: No, I'm sorry
Stranger: aww, thats too bad
You:
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 15:02:17 #252
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67864864
Sukkel.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
pi_67865385
ok.....

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  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 15:23:18 #254
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:02 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Sukkel.
Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 15:34:00 #255
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67865966
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie
Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 15:34:49 #256
138258 LasTeR
Run for your life.
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg
Jij weet ook niet tegen wie je het zegt?
Elk huis z’n kruiswoordraadsels
Iedereen z'n plaats aan tafel
Maar ik kom wat later, ik kom wat later
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie
!

Moest lachen
pi_67866080
zit ik net in een normaal gesprek stopt omegle er weer eens mee

was nog een soort vn goed gesprek ook
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 15:38:47 #259
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67866113
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Jij weet ook niet tegen wie je het zegt?
Ja, ik wel.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
pi_67866465
Woei, een heel gesprek over mode met Jesus gehad vanmiddag:D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hiho!
Stranger: I'm Jesus
Stranger: You okay?
You: doing great!
Stranger: Sweet
You: so, shouldn't you be buried or something?
Stranger: Nah, I can come back to life and shit
Stranger: Like ET
Stranger: It's pretty cool
You: i thought that was only like next monday
Stranger: That was the only time I did it in front of people
Stranger: But after all the fuss they made I decided to do it in secret
You: i understand.
You: but can't you make money out ofit?
You: like, sell bread and fish and stuff?
You: or a courierservice across the sea?
You: with the whole walking on water-thing
Stranger: I did stiff like that for a while
Stranger: But I don't really have a use for money
Stranger: Don't need to buy food, I can make it
Stranger: Don't need a car, I can teleport
You: hadn't thought of that...
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Gets kind of boring actually =(
Stranger: Not much point of living when you can't die
You: what would you rather do with your life? besides ending it..
Stranger: I really wanted to be a dancer
Stranger: But my Dad didn't like it
Stranger: He wanted me to be the saviour of mans sin or some shit
You: did you by any chance play a leadrole in that self-named musicalmovie?
You: there was a lot of dancing in it i think
Stranger: I auditioned for it
Stranger: But I didn't get the part =(
You: naw...that sucks...
You: just like parents with high expectations
Stranger: Fucking Andrew Lloyd Weber
Stranger: I hate that musical
You: was it accurate?
Stranger: In reality there was more dancing
Stranger: And more leather
Stranger: And more loincloths
You: leather loincloths?
Stranger: It was SWEET
Stranger: I made the disciples wear them
Stranger: It was our uniform
You: matching uniforms? awesome!
You: you were quite ahead of your time, fashionwise
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I've been trying to bring leather loincloths into fashion for 2009 years, but no luck yet =(
You: makes me wonder. the whole leatherthing in the gay-scene. also your work? maybe a failed attempt with the loincloths?
Stranger: I thought they'd be most into it
Stranger: But they took the leather and left the loincloths
You: at least they kept part of it.
You: better some than nothing
Stranger: Yeah but loinclothers are the good part
Stranger: Have you ever felt a cool breeze around your genitals on a hot morning?
You: yeah, its like the wrapping of the present.
You: presents without wrapping are nice, but with wrapping, the surprise is bigger
You: ohh, yes i have!
Stranger: Thats the joy of the loincloth
Stranger: Gets kind of awkward in a strong wind though
You: nothing that a piece of string cant fix...
You: watch out what you tie it to though, could get messy..
Stranger: Maybe that's why people run away when I chase them round trying to pull their clothes of and force a loincloth on them
You: could very well be, yes.
You: but maybe it's the beard.
You: it might be a turn off for most people.
You: too long, too much hair in the wrong place
Stranger: Should I shave it?
Stranger: It.s cool though
You: maybe, or at least trim it.
You: a short manly stubble might work
Stranger: It runs all the way down, goes between my legs and joins on with the hair on the back of my head
You: i'd keep it all at one length, makes for a nice and even look
You: maybe throw a little color in it
Stranger: Pink?
Stranger: Would that be a good look?
You: depending in the season, a little chestnut-brown in the fall, or a lighter brown/dark blonde in the spring
You: pink might be a little too daring
You: but it would be awesome on new years eve, or other special events and parties
Stranger: If people don't like it I can strike them down with lightning though
You: i think there is just a small group who is into that
Stranger: Ah I g2g and do Jesus things
Stranger: See you
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"...while I'm supposed to marry her brother, a renowned pillow biter." Cersei Lannister
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, look ridiculous." Rory the Roman
"It's smaller on the outside." Clara Oswin Oswald
pi_67866848
nu: gesprek met chinees met behulp van google translate
pi_67866986
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:00 schreef Ayca het volgende:
gesprek met chinees met behulp van google translate
You: Hello
You: say somethin
Stranger: music
Stranger: choose
You: choose from what?
Stranger: i student
You: my too
You: from?
Stranger: sichuan
Stranger: you?
Stranger: from
You: holland
You: 您多大了
Stranger: sorry,i do not know this place
Stranger: 20十几哈
Stranger: what‘s up?
You: holland is next to germany
Stranger: 我百度一下
You: 天空
You: what is baidu?
Stranger: 什么意思哈
Stranger: 搜索引擎
Stranger: 和google差不多
Stranger: 中文第一搜索引擎,
You: ok
You:
Stranger: 荷兰
You: 什么样的音乐你喜欢
Stranger: 你会说中文
You: 我真不明白它
Stranger: 偏于喜欢背景比较安静一点的
Stranger: 什么不明白哈
You: 你会说中文

You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: 你喜欢摇滚
Stranger: i am chinese
You: 我知道
Stranger: 不太喜欢
Stranger: 五月天的还可以
You: 五月天的还可以?
You: google says : Mayday, they can still
Stranger: my english not well
You: 我的中文吸收
You: 我的谷歌技能岩
Stranger: 什么意思哈
Stranger: 你用Google 翻译
You: 是的,我做.
Stranger: You use Google Translation
You: yes
Stranger: You are the translation
You: yes
You:
Stranger: You to learn Chinese
You: 是的,但很难
Stranger: You are the Dutch
Stranger: Learned a very simple
You: yes
You: ?
You: 你知道荷兰
Stranger: 知道的很少,风车
You: hahah
You: 你知道dealextreme
Stranger: do not know
Stranger: is what?
You: www.dealextreme.com
You: 从我国廉价的东西
Stranger: Slow network speed ratio, did not open the page
You: oh oke
You: 您叫什么名字
Stranger: 杜博
Stranger: your name?
You: Ayca
Stranger: oh
You: 这是土耳其
You: 我的名字
Stranger: 土耳其?
Stranger: 翻译成中文
Stranger: 你有msn?
You: (-)
Stranger: see you later,I went down to the water
You: ?
You: ok
You: 游泳
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: 打水
You: 为什么
You: ?
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 16:07:33 #263
176140 YourBuddy
Deze bijdrage is 1 euro waard
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:00 schreef Ayca het volgende:
nu: gesprek met chinees met behulp van google translate
Laat hem gewoon lekker Engels typen,, gaat echt nergens over zo
YB
pi_67867426
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:07 schreef YourBuddy het volgende:

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Laat hem gewoon lekker Engels typen,, gaat echt nergens over zo
weet ik dat is het leuke
volgende was ook chinees
wist ook niet waar nederland lag
pi_67867928
Volgens mij gaat het ten onder aan zijn eigen succes Ik kan al niet meer op de site komen...
pi_67868196
mensen zijn te lui om hello te zeggen.
pi_67868383
trouwens wat bedoeld hij hiermee
Stranger: 说话
Stranger: 累死我了
Stranger: 哦,春哥纯爷们。。
Stranger: 赶紧现身吧
google helpt niet echt
pi_67868550
Ik had al eerder de personen die daarop zitten ingedeeld in vier groepen, ik bleek onvolledig te zijn:

1. Serieuze gesprekken (zijn er maar héél weinig)
2. Gesprekken die serieus beginnen, maar waarin Dateline NBC of Rick Astley opeens inspringt
3. Gesprekken die al onserieus beginnen met Wizards die mana verzamelen om 'an all destructing spell' te kunnen doen.
4. Gesprekken die beginnen met ASL, waarna ---Conversation Partner Disconnected--- komt.
5. Gesprekken waarin je nog niet eens 'hi' kunt zeggen of er wordt een link gespamd.
6. Gesprekken waarin Chinezen met vreemde karakters lopen te gooien.
pi_67868751
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:44 schreef Bartaz het volgende:
Ik had al eerder de personen die daarop zitten ingedeeld in vier groepen, ik bleek onvolledig te zijn:

1. Serieuze gesprekken (zijn er maar héél weinig)
2. Gesprekken die serieus beginnen, maar waarin Dateline NBC of Rick Astley opeens inspringt
3. Gesprekken die al onserieus beginnen met Wizards die mana verzamelen om 'an all destructing spell' te kunnen doen.
4. Gesprekken die beginnen met ASL, waarna ---Conversation Partner Disconnected--- komt.
5. Gesprekken waarin je nog niet eens 'hi' kunt zeggen of er wordt een link gespamd.
6. Gesprekken waarin Chinezen met vreemde karakters lopen te gooien.
ik heb ze allemaal gehad

chinese voor het eerst vandaag trouwens
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 16:53:33 #270
53753 BereNDD
drampo uit je raam
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg
dat veranderd er niks aan hoor
You're crazy in the coconut..
That boy needs therapy..
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:50 schreef Ayca het volgende:

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ik heb ze allemaal gehad

chinese voor het eerst vandaag trouwens
Veel Chinezen en Japanners vandaag...
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 17:02 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Veel Chinezen en Japanners vandaag...
ja idd ik heb net 3 chinezen op een rij gehad hahah
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 17:17:37 #273
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:59 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Wtf Meki is bekend in turkije
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Pedophilian? Pedophile
Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 17:27:41 #274
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: what does asl mean?
You: That's a really fast internet connection. People don't want to chat with laggy people
Stranger: ok
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  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 18:11:20 #275
138258 LasTeR
Run for your life.
pi_67871284
Komt ineens iedereen uit China ofzo?
Elk huis z’n kruiswoordraadsels
Iedereen z'n plaats aan tafel
Maar ik kom wat later, ik kom wat later
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 18:19:52 #276
219615 drummerdude
Wat een kutplaatje
pi_67871540
Leuke gespreksopener, een beetje quizmaster spelen
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You: Who is it?
You: Will you win the curved, yellow food?
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 18:47:21 #277
157525 Ionesco
A Long Way Down.
pi_67872331
hmm, ik vind het maar saai worden... te weinig leuke gesprekken
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
pi_67874232
Stranger: Omg.. you suck...
Stranger: you think you're sooo great =/
You: i suck lolipop
You: u suck.... dicks
You: LOLERMAOBBQ !!!11
Stranger: Yeah so what? i'm almost 18..
You: WOW
You: u can suck dick now, dont need to wait till 18, dont u know ?
You: ROFL!!!!EINZ!!111
Stranger: yeah i suck them already^^
You: thats awesome!
Stranger: im a pro in sucking dicks^^
You: amazing!!!
Stranger: I'm just awesome^^
You: tell me about it
Stranger: wanna try?
Stranger: Hmm don't think its good for a nine-years-old boy!
You: i quess
Stranger: ...
You: ....
Stranger: ......
Stranger: I have to go... suck on some dicks
pi_67874398
quote:
Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:44 schreef Bartaz het volgende:
Ik had al eerder de personen die daarop zitten ingedeeld in vier groepen, ik bleek onvolledig te zijn:

1. Serieuze gesprekken (zijn er maar héél weinig)
2. Gesprekken die serieus beginnen, maar waarin Dateline NBC of Rick Astley opeens inspringt
3. Gesprekken die al onserieus beginnen met Wizards die mana verzamelen om 'an all destructing spell' te kunnen doen.
4. Gesprekken die beginnen met ASL, waarna ---Conversation Partner Disconnected--- komt.
5. Gesprekken waarin je nog niet eens 'hi' kunt zeggen of er wordt een link gespamd.
6. Gesprekken waarin Chinezen met vreemde karakters lopen te gooien.
Ik heb 1 serieus gesprek gehad, over amfetaminen, met een Amerikaan uit Texas
Voor de rest je opsomming, waarbij je wel 4channers bent vergeten.
pi_67874497
Whoah, veel te veel aziaten vanavond!
Nu heb ik een stonede engelse gozer, wilde m ff flink voor de gek houden. Het kostte wat moeite, maar hij geloofde uiteindelijk dat ik een21jarige meid uit Nederland was. Nu wordt ie serieus en zitten we op Google Talk te ouwehoeren
Eigenlijk sneu om m straks uit de droom te moeten helpen
"...while I'm supposed to marry her brother, a renowned pillow biter." Cersei Lannister
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, look ridiculous." Rory the Roman
"It's smaller on the outside." Clara Oswin Oswald
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 20:11:31 #281
39952 Hukkie
Wanna bang heads with me
pi_67875060
Bwehehe , een Braziliaan die beweert dat hij zijn kennis van het nederlands van Google heeft.
quote:
You: hi
Stranger: Hello there!
Stranger: From?
You: how are you
Stranger: Male or female?
You: you?
Stranger: I'm going. Fine. You?
You: lol, ja hoor
Stranger: Brazil, you?
You: holland
Stranger: Amsterdam, Ultrecht...?
Stranger: Welkom!
You: Leiden, between Amsterdam and The Hague
You: Dank
Stranger: Niet zo!
You: wel zo
Stranger: I've never heard the name of your town before.
Stranger:
Wat vind je leuk?
You: Thats normal for foreigners, every time i get to a foreign country i say that i am from near Amsterdam
Stranger: All right!!!
Stranger:
Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
You: where does your dutch knowledge come from?
Stranger: A little bit from my neighbour, something from Google Translator.
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
Stranger: I use this tool to practice it.
You: lol, ik geloof er werkeleijk geen ene flikker van
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
You: you are taking me in the Mailing right?
Stranger:
Flicker? How so?
Stranger: Certainly!
Stranger: Mailing? Ooops!!!
You: Me jjamo ....., y tu?
Stranger: Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door Hukkie op 09-04-2009 20:25:48 ]
There are no Saviours, there are no Kings, the Power lies in your head
DeviantArt
pi_67877440
Fransen houden volgens mij niet van america.
quote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down.
Stranger: Hi !
Stranger: wow
You: ever had that happening to you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm on a laptop
You: do you use a keyboard?
You: ok
You: that would eb even harder i think
Stranger: where do you come from ?
You: netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: France
Stranger: i also meet someone here from Holland
You: je suis desolee mais je ne parlez pas francais
Stranger: no worry , i speak english
You: great
Stranger: a little ^^
Stranger: i'm 14 and you ?
You: im 25
You: turned 25 some days ago
You: you are left handed
Stranger: no
You: it wasnt a question
Stranger: why did you say i was left handed ?
You: why wouldnt i?
You: do you gfeel offended by it?
You: feel*
Stranger: no
Stranger: i think you are really intelligent
You: ok so no need to make a big point out of it right?
You: thats very kind
Stranger: ok ok
You: what gave it away?
Stranger: what are you talking about ?
You: Stranger: i think you are really intelligent - what gave it away?
You: im not too confusing i hope
You: that would be a shame
Stranger: i say that because ... "I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down." that was funny and clever
Stranger: at the same time
Stranger: i Dont know why , but i think so
You: well apart from the obvious typo i made
You: uNpside-dow
You: good thing you copy-pasted it, so i can fix it for my next conversation
You: i wouldnt have spotted it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what is your favourite tv show ?
You: scrubs
You: have you seen it?
You: a hospital comedy
Stranger: no , it must be only of your country
You: no its american
Stranger: ah
Stranger: sorry , gtg
Stranger: go to go
Stranger: bye
You: great
You: toedels
quote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: we're going to do a backwards conversation, no?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: i had this already once
You: oh
You: thats weird i jsut thought it up myself
Stranger: i know you then
Stranger: hehehehe
You: no this is the fifth omegle conversation in ym life
You: damn my keys keep hopping around on my keyboard
You: let me rearrange them a bit
Stranger: oh you silly!
Stranger: go on
You: ok done, this should be fine now
You: so you already did a backwards conversation once huh?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: but someone tried to do that with me
You: alright
You: i was afraid my memory was playing tricks on me
You: much like my keyboard was
Stranger: okay
You: I take it you disconnected at the previous try
You: concerning the backwards thing
Stranger: i don't remember really
You: seems like Im not the only one with malfunctioning memory
You: do you get enough sleep?
Stranger: usually yes
You: that could screw up your memory quite a bit you know
You: ok
Stranger: i sleep 10 hours at night
You: I envy you
You: were do you find the time
Stranger: i like sleeping
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: but my studies are late
You: yeah me too, but i never want to go to bed, and once im in it I never want to leave it
Stranger: same
You: which study do you do?
Stranger: i think i'm in high school
Stranger: it's my third year
You: but youre not sure?
Stranger: well, it's a bit different here
You: try me...
Stranger: than in america
Stranger: i'll graduate next year
You: things are quite different here too, than in america
Stranger: i sleep all the morning classes
You: thats cool, then you go to college?
Stranger: or university
Stranger: don't know waht's the difference
You: I used to do that, sleeping through my morning classes
Stranger: what's
You: but only on mondays
You: university is for smarter people I think?
Stranger: yeah
You: so uni it will be?
Stranger: don't know yet
Stranger: if i'm smart enough
You: havent you planned a educational carreer yet?
You: I know i hadnt
You: should have though
Stranger: maybe i'll go study geography
Stranger: or ancient roman culture
You: thats nice
You: i went to rome last year on holliday
You: beautifull city
Stranger: but the later is just stupid
You: why?
Stranger: you can't get any job
You: i suppose
Stranger: you will end as cleaner
You: you could write a book, but guess they already have some of those on that subject
Stranger: yeah
You: or work for a travel agency
You: but thats a waste of money
Stranger: there's not that much more to find about the roman culture
You: better take another study then
Stranger: yeah
You: something like ancient zimbabwean culture
You: havent met anyone who has done that yet
Stranger: yeah
You: you can put a bone through your nose and mingle with the locals
You: thatl be blast
You: a blast*
You: you like flowers?
Stranger: some
You: which?
Stranger: like clovers
Stranger: or
You: you like lepregauns too?
You: they like clovers i heared
Stranger: lily-of-the-valleys
You: i dont think the have those in zimbabwe
Stranger: no
You: i like tulips
Stranger: i searched lepragaun
Stranger: and i found this
You: astound me...
Stranger: http://lottieb.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/leprechaun.jpg
You: thats one hot littleperson
You: not too keen on the beard though
Stranger: it's quite bushy
You: yeah you can say that again
Stranger: yeah
You: really... say that again
Stranger: no!
Stranger: it was fun but now it's over
You: you giving me attitude?
Stranger: you know rudy?
You: redfinger?
You: rudy redfinger?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: rudy guilliani?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just rudy
You: rudy rampetamper?
You: oh ok
Stranger: the guy with huge afro!
You: then no
Stranger: and the monk dress
You: monk dont dress
You: most of them are naked
Stranger: not rudy
You: and the ones not naked are dead
You: so i rudy dead?
You: is*
Stranger: rudy is a psychedelic monk
Stranger: no
Stranger: with a violet dress
You: a goa monk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'll show you a picture!
Stranger: wait
You: i dont like pictures really
Stranger: okay then
Stranger: i'll show you it despite that
You: unless a picture of sixteen little rabbits
You: not that i know much large rabbits
Stranger: lookie!
Stranger: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/324427018_51fda2332a.jpg?v=0
Stranger: it's rudy!
You: but i imaging they wouldnt be as fluffy
Stranger: you like rudy's looks?
You: i think thats the guy that gave me a cheeseburger at mcdonalds
You: i ordered a hamburger
You: no rudy looks like shit
Stranger: ok
You: molested shit
You: the kind you find in german movies
You: that kind of stuff
You: you know what im talking about?
Stranger: no
Stranger: porn
Stranger: ?
Stranger: german porn
Stranger: i have heard about it
You: do you associate molested shit with porn?
Stranger: never seen any
Stranger: yes
You: thats dirty man
You: do you get off when taking a dump?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you?
You: not usually no
Stranger: yeah
You: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: yeah
You: birds a calling my name
You: are*
Stranger: ok
You: should i answer them you think?
Stranger: if you want
You: thats not encouraging enough so ill pass
You: anyway... now were on the subject of kittens, hows your bicycle doing?
Stranger: actually i don't know
Stranger: my bicycle is on my grandma's garage
You: afraid it will get stolen?
Stranger: no
You: itll be hard to get too, on her garage
Stranger: the saddle is too high
You: no wonder
Stranger: i can't use it now
You: if you put your biko on a garage the saddle is gonna be on the garage too
You: bike*
Stranger: and i don't have a tool
Stranger: so
You: you are a tool
Stranger: i need to go by bus
Stranger: or walk
You: maybe you can use yourself
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's impossible
You: tried it already?
Stranger: no
You: then how do you know its impossible?
Stranger: but i'm sure
Stranger: i have strong sense of sure
You: it might be improbable but possible not impossible, thats a probability isnt it?
You: possibly*
Stranger: i think i'll leave you now
Stranger: bye


[ Bericht 13% gewijzigd door KneH op 09-04-2009 21:43:56 ]
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 22:02:58 #283
38396 mazaru
Geloof niet alles wat je denkt
pi_67878541
quote:
Op woensdag 8 april 2009 20:06 schreef drummerdude het volgende:
Toch vaag hoor, praat je in 1 keer met een Amerikaanse marinier die in Irak zit...
Dat wordt je verteld. Maar of het waar is.........
Wie zegt dat ik het niet was?
Ik ben niet onhandelbaar, ik ben gewoon een uitdaging 💖
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 22:04:31 #284
248693 hanglul
hangt rond
pi_67878587
quote:
Stranger: i'm from the future baby
You: im from the matrix
Stranger: are you!?
Stranger: i was thinking, is the bald guy really a nazi?
You: I travel on my bicycle propelled by vaginal combustion
Stranger: i heard he was
You: he is yes
You: and he shaves his legs
Stranger: exciting to be a nazi i reckon
Stranger: exciting to shave your legs innit
You: rawr
You: i have a mustache
Stranger: nice to have a moustache
Stranger: exciting
You: it had pieces of bread in it
You: ill never starve thanks to my mustache
Stranger: nice to starve
Stranger: exciting
Stranger: are you by any chance a mental patient?
You: noo
You: its the matrix
Stranger: WELL THEN I'M NOT INTERESTED, MATE
You: the fat dude slapped me on my head with a salmon
You: so
You: cant halp it
Stranger: tell me a good anecdote or this relationship is soooo ovah
You: pubes are like cheese
You: they smell
You: ..
Stranger: rubbish mater
You: hm
You: Im in love with you
You: what do you think
You: you and me
You: would be an awesome couple
You: rawrr
Stranger: well i can't say i haven't considered it
You: think of it
You: our kids would be the coolest kids in teh playground
Stranger: WHY YOU ARE SWEDISH AREN'T YOU
You: noe
You: im from the matrix
Stranger: WHY YOU ARE A LIAR AREN'T YOU
You: noe
You: im from the matrix
Stranger: shame on you matt
You: do you know spinoza?
Stranger: yes
You: he lasers your ignorance to oblivion
You: like
You: pew pew
Stranger: exciting
Stranger: i feel nauseated man
You: t helps to rub your balls against a cactus
You: try it
Stranger: yer
You: sexy feeling isnt it
Stranger: why certainly
You: I wrote a book about it
You: its called
You: the feeling of rubbing balls against a cactus
Stranger: nice to rub your balls
Stranger: exciting
You: want a signed copy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 22:28:02 #285
240358 Ad_rem
bij de zaak
pi_67879366
You: yeah
Stranger: dude, I have to quit, good luck finding an SANE person to talk to
Stranger: and remember, after a 3 hours conversation, you will have NOTHING
Stranger: you will never find that person anymorre
Stranger: that's horrible feeling
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation
for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 23:48:41 #286
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
pi_67882170
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Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
pi_67883859
quote:
Op donderdag 9 april 2009 22:02 schreef mazaru het volgende:

[..]

Dat wordt je verteld. Maar of het waar is.........
Wie zegt dat ik het niet was?
Oh, ja. Wie weet! Misschien ben jij ook wel nep?

pi_67883888
ik ga ook weer ff kansloos doen

edit: omegle down?

edit2: ah hij doet het toch..
Op donderdag 22 juli 2010 01:22 schreef xmamacitax het volgende:
mijn nederlands is 1000 x beter dan de joune
  vrijdag 10 april 2009 @ 01:12:58 #289
134625 Lamzak_
FC Twente!
pi_67883935
quote:
Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 01:09 schreef Flashwin het volgende:
ik ga ook weer ff kansloos doen

edit: omegle down?
Hier niet...
Enschede, onze stad! ons domein!
pi_67883942
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there!
Stranger: hej alles goed
You: zeker
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha waarvandaan
You: nederland
Stranger: ik ook,
Stranger: waar precies:P
You: je komt uit nederland maar je weet niet precies waar het ligt? wat dom zeg. het ligt zeg maar ten oosten van duitsland, en ten noorden van belgie
Stranger: waar precies in nederland woon je....
Stranger: dat beoel ik
You: oooh! zeg dat dan
You: nou gewoon in een rijtjeshuis
Stranger: dbb
Stranger: warom bijdehand?
You: omdat achter een boom
Stranger: ik neuk je zus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nederlanders
Eins, zwei, hoeplakai.
  Moderator / Redactie FP vrijdag 10 april 2009 @ 01:47:18 #291
90910 crew  Drizzt_DoUrden
Rawr
pi_67884335
[b]Dingen doen met dingen, da's machtig mooi
Twitch: <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/drizzt_dourden" target="_blank" rel="nofollow norererer noopener" >https://www.twitch.tv/drizzt_dourden</a>[/b]
  vrijdag 10 april 2009 @ 01:59:20 #292
202216 Mitchell-K
Noord=Moord
pi_67884482
TVPtje
First you visualize the action then you actualize the vision
Faal.
  vrijdag 10 april 2009 @ 02:00:51 #293
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
pi_67884496
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.

[ Bericht 17% gewijzigd door MacorgaZ op 10-04-2009 02:06:37 ]
Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
pi_67884545
quote:
Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.
Heb je het nu over jezelf of over "haar"?
Op donderdag 22 juli 2010 01:22 schreef xmamacitax het volgende:
mijn nederlands is 1000 x beter dan de joune
  vrijdag 10 april 2009 @ 02:08:57 #295
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
pi_67884558
Wat denk je?
Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
pi_67884577
moet je een chat openen met: 好
gegarandeerd weg,
  vrijdag 10 april 2009 @ 02:18:34 #297
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
pi_67884610
quote:
Requested action not taken:
mailbox unavailable
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[ Bericht 24% gewijzigd door MacorgaZ op 10-04-2009 02:34:12 ]
Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
pi_67884746
Het gebeurd me nu al voor de 2e x: ik praat met mezelf
Eins, zwei, hoeplakai.
  vrijdag 10 april 2009 @ 03:20:19 #299
134625 Lamzak_
FC Twente!
pi_67884872
quote:
Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:45 schreef jakkop het volgende:
Het gebeurd me nu al voor de 2e x: ik praat met mezelf
Haha
ook dual screen en 4 chatvensters open?
Ik heb een gesprek met mezelf gehad, 15 zinnen...
Enschede, onze stad! ons domein!
pi_67885731
quote:
Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.
quote:
Op donderdag 9 april 2009 19:53 schreef WheeleE het volgende:

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