Omegle #7

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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: How are you!?
Stranger: male or female?
You: Female
You: Hot
You: but
You: Blonde
You: Sweden
You: 1.70
You: 59 kg
You: what else
Stranger: haha =P
Stranger: that about covers it
Stranger: got a pic?
You: no
You: your male?
Stranger: yea
You: i'm a lesbian....
You: Sorry!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jahreiiiiiiiin
You: THarin!
Stranger: whatsup
You: Nothing much
You: there=:
Stranger: u are a stranger ?
You: not to me i am
You: are you ?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: we are
Stranger: perfect strangers
Stranger: asl?
You: thats a good movie
You: asl is someting stupid
Stranger: thats a good song
Stranger: of deep purple
You: that to
You: but the asl stuff is lame
Stranger: its short
Stranger: thats but why i used it
You: i disconnect peole who use that
You: they are just out there to get little teenage girls
You: using asl
Stranger: haha
You: hoping they will have a 12 year old girl on it
Stranger: i'm no pedopgilian
Stranger: philian*
You: never said that
You: you start diffrent
You: most peole just say asl
You: thats it
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: then where you from?
You: dutchland
Stranger: holland?
You: yupo
Stranger: nice
Stranger: youre in melbourne?
You: no
You: are you ?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i'm from turkey
You: aah
You: are you meki ?
Stranger: whats "meki"?
Stranger: hey?
You: its a guy from turkey
Stranger: whats it
Stranger: never heard about it
You: he is a big political guy in holland now
Stranger: isn't meki moroccan?
You: true
Stranger: then he's not a turk
You: how do you know
Stranger: because moroccan people aren't turks?
You: i know
Stranger: they are arabic
Stranger: hey
You: How do you know meki isnt a turk ?
Stranger: meki is not a turkish name
Stranger: and he's from morocco
Stranger: that's how i know
Stranger: is it enough?
You: how do you know he is from morocco
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i know it
Stranger: heard of it
You: He hase his own shop
You: the meki shop
Stranger: well, whats the point
Stranger: of the "meki" shit
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ni!
Stranger: hi
You: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Stranger: it's alex gaskarth
You: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
Stranger: Ni!
You: We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!
You: Neee-wom!!!!
Stranger: ????????
You: The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand.. a sacrifice!
Stranger: WTF
You: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
You: We want... a shrubbery!
Stranger: WHAT
You: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this chat... alive!
You: One that looks nice.
You: And not too expensive.
You: Now... go!
Stranger: okay
You: Ni!
Stranger: here
Stranger: ....
You: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem.
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say.. 'Ni'!
Stranger: ....
You: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!
You: 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!!!!!!
Stranger: fuck you
You: You have failed!!! Lollerfail!!1einz!!1!!
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Stranger: fuck you
You: So, imagine we would be conjoined twins
You: wouldnt that be fun?
Stranger: no cuz you would be touching my dick the whole time
You: Our dick my friend, our dick
You: or should i say, brother
Stranger: ah so your into incest
Stranger: so how was your mom
You: i dont know how that works actually
You: is it masturbation or incest
You: good question
Stranger: incest
Stranger: so how was she???
Stranger: did u put it in her?
You: Well it started our a bit bad, but in the end she took it like a whore
Stranger: ahh i see how about your sister
You: why you keep saying "Your"?
You: Its our, we are conjoined
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:38 schreef Pwoekie het volgende:

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ff gemist

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:45 schreef Toad het volgende:

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Ik kan het niet meer vinden. Het was ergens van het weekend dat het in een topic stond. Het klonk erg schattig, ze hadden elkaar direct gebeld ofzo en gingen vandaag (donderdag) wat leuks doen in utrecht.

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Stranger: you're not my friend buddy
You: your not my buddy friend
Stranger: you're not my friend guy
You: you're not my guy mate
Stranger: you're not my guy chum
You: you're not my chum bro
Stranger: you're not my bro homie
You: You're not my homie amigo
Stranger: you're not my amigo sonny
You: you're not my sonny boy
Stranger: you're not my boy blud
You: you're not my blud sport
Stranger: you're not my sport gringo
You: you're not my gringo hermano
Stranger: you're not my hermano dawg
You: youre not my dawg player
Stranger: you're not my player nigga
You: you're not my nigga son
Stranger: you're not my son pal
You: you're not my pal brotha
Stranger: you're not my brother comrade
You: you're not my comrade cohort
Stranger: you're not my cohort ally
You: you're not my ally crony
Stranger: you're not my crony partner
You: you're not my partner compatriot
Stranger: you're not my compatriot confidant
You: you're not my confidant colleague
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 01:28 schreef Tweek het volgende:

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Ik win!

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Stranger: hi
You: wazzzaaa
Stranger: asl?
You: lol
You: 15/f/netherlands
You: you?
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:53 schreef seetjai het volgende:

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Was er toen niet een link naar Elle forum

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You: gotta be around 9 pm there, right?
Stranger: 8 pm now
You: weird
Stranger: and over there?
You: the girl i know said there was a 5 hour difference in time between boston and amsterdam
You: 2 am
Stranger: it depends on the time of the year
You: heh
You: this is gonna be a very wild shot
You: but do you know Cara Anderman?
Stranger: a teacher or someti=hing?
You:
You: yes
Stranger: yes
You: Now another wild shot
You: what does she teach?
Stranger: French!
You: Thats right!!!
Stranger: why the question?
You: just a wild shot as i said, hehe
You: Do you see her often?
Stranger: Once a week
You: well hug her from me when you see her
Stranger: Justin right?
You: Yu, she'll know me
Stranger: Will do! Bye now!
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 02:14 schreef Toad het volgende:
Zonde van Hara.

Wel jammer dat Stranger direct disconnect Drizzt.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so what's your story?
Stranger: I did something very bad
You: oh noooes
You: what?
Stranger: I drove over my cat
You: really?
Stranger: accidently
You: i must say i do not know if i should laugh or cry...
You: it sounds way sad
Stranger: But i i saw its dead body, it looked cool. Maybe ill do it again
You: drive over your dead cat again?
You: or a new cat?
Stranger: I ll take the cat of my neighbour
You: your sick
Stranger: :-/
You: you should be nice to furry creatures
You: although bonzai kittens are an exception
Stranger: Hmm
You: http://l.pixelcube.hu/content/bonsai_kitten.png
You: furry funny
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Maybe i can do that too
You: you might as well, now you already run over your cat
You:
You: run=ran
Stranger: you are right
You: but besides running cats over, what is it that you do?
Stranger: And whats about you
You: well i aint running cats over thats for sure
Stranger: First i thought ; omg but then i liked the view of it
Stranger: dont know why
You: are you really serious now?
Stranger: yes
You: you swear?
Stranger: of course, i would make a picture if i could
You: i thought you were pulling my leg
You: youre really sick
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:20 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
En hij zei dat vrouwen hem lekker vinden, but he's not

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You: hi!
Stranger: What was in the beginning?
You: no one knows
Stranger: fair enough
You: i think you can't know
You: ever
You: what do you think?
Stranger: I also would have accepted, "the word, and the word was with God," or "the world, and it was without form and void," or a reference to Ymir the giant
Stranger: something about Xibalba would have been pretty cool, too
You: whats that?
Stranger: the Aztec underworld
You: maybe there was xibalba/chaos
You: and Ymir created order
Stranger: well, Ymir we know something about
You: hence nature laws
Stranger: could work
You: i know a site concerning the subject deeply
You: http://www.lemonparty.org/
Stranger: dude, if this is a link to a page full of pictures of your junk, we're finished here

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:32 schreef kamikaze het volgende:

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heb je bewijs verzameld?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Ja, ik heb een foto. Maar na zolang chatten vind ik het zo gemeen om te disconnecten dus we praten nog steeds

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Connection asploded.

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no, cable internet
You: adsl is way too expensive
Stranger: ..........

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Stranger: hi
You: "Hi!"
Stranger: i am chinese
You: I eat Chinese

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 08:03 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other

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Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: England, and you
You: NL
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hoe gaat het met jou?
You: You think?
You: Goed, met jou?:P
Stranger: goed
Stranger: heb je een olifant in je apotheek?
You: Dude, your fucking fantastic!
Stranger: hahaha
You:
Stranger: how so?
You: Do you've got a elephant in your pharmacie
Stranger: xD
You: That's brilliant!:P
Stranger: do you?
You: No, I'm sorry
Stranger: aww, thats too bad
You:

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:02 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Sukkel.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Jij weet ook niet tegen wie je het zegt?

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Stranger: Hey
You: hiho!
Stranger: I'm Jesus
Stranger: You okay?
You: doing great!
Stranger: Sweet
You: so, shouldn't you be buried or something?
Stranger: Nah, I can come back to life and shit
Stranger: Like ET
Stranger: It's pretty cool
You: i thought that was only like next monday
Stranger: That was the only time I did it in front of people
Stranger: But after all the fuss they made I decided to do it in secret
You: i understand.
You: but can't you make money out ofit?
You: like, sell bread and fish and stuff?
You: or a courierservice across the sea?
You: with the whole walking on water-thing
Stranger: I did stiff like that for a while
Stranger: But I don't really have a use for money
Stranger: Don't need to buy food, I can make it
Stranger: Don't need a car, I can teleport
You: hadn't thought of that...
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Gets kind of boring actually =(
Stranger: Not much point of living when you can't die
You: what would you rather do with your life? besides ending it..
Stranger: I really wanted to be a dancer
Stranger: But my Dad didn't like it
Stranger: He wanted me to be the saviour of mans sin or some shit
You: did you by any chance play a leadrole in that self-named musicalmovie?
You: there was a lot of dancing in it i think
Stranger: I auditioned for it
Stranger: But I didn't get the part =(
You: naw...that sucks...
You: just like parents with high expectations
Stranger: Fucking Andrew Lloyd Weber
Stranger: I hate that musical
You: was it accurate?
Stranger: In reality there was more dancing
Stranger: And more leather
Stranger: And more loincloths
You: leather loincloths?
Stranger: It was SWEET
Stranger: I made the disciples wear them
Stranger: It was our uniform
You: matching uniforms? awesome!
You: you were quite ahead of your time, fashionwise
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I've been trying to bring leather loincloths into fashion for 2009 years, but no luck yet =(
You: makes me wonder. the whole leatherthing in the gay-scene. also your work? maybe a failed attempt with the loincloths?
Stranger: I thought they'd be most into it
Stranger: But they took the leather and left the loincloths
You: at least they kept part of it.
You: better some than nothing
Stranger: Yeah but loinclothers are the good part
Stranger: Have you ever felt a cool breeze around your genitals on a hot morning?
You: yeah, its like the wrapping of the present.
You: presents without wrapping are nice, but with wrapping, the surprise is bigger
You: ohh, yes i have!
Stranger: Thats the joy of the loincloth
Stranger: Gets kind of awkward in a strong wind though
You: nothing that a piece of string cant fix...
You: watch out what you tie it to though, could get messy..
Stranger: Maybe that's why people run away when I chase them round trying to pull their clothes of and force a loincloth on them
You: could very well be, yes.
You: but maybe it's the beard.
You: it might be a turn off for most people.
You: too long, too much hair in the wrong place
Stranger: Should I shave it?
Stranger: It.s cool though
You: maybe, or at least trim it.
You: a short manly stubble might work
Stranger: It runs all the way down, goes between my legs and joins on with the hair on the back of my head
You: i'd keep it all at one length, makes for a nice and even look
You: maybe throw a little color in it
Stranger: Pink?
Stranger: Would that be a good look?
You: depending in the season, a little chestnut-brown in the fall, or a lighter brown/dark blonde in the spring
You: pink might be a little too daring
You: but it would be awesome on new years eve, or other special events and parties
Stranger: If people don't like it I can strike them down with lightning though
You: i think there is just a small group who is into that
Stranger: Ah I g2g and do Jesus things
Stranger: See you
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:00 schreef Ayca het volgende:
nu: gesprek met chinees met behulp van google translate

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:50 schreef Ayca het volgende:

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ik heb ze allemaal gehad

chinese voor het eerst vandaag trouwens

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:59 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Wtf Meki is bekend in turkije
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You: Who is it?
You: Will you win the curved, yellow food?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:44 schreef Bartaz het volgende:
Ik had al eerder de personen die daarop zitten ingedeeld in vier groepen, ik bleek onvolledig te zijn:

1. Serieuze gesprekken (zijn er maar héél weinig)
2. Gesprekken die serieus beginnen, maar waarin Dateline NBC of Rick Astley opeens inspringt
3. Gesprekken die al onserieus beginnen met Wizards die mana verzamelen om 'an all destructing spell' te kunnen doen.
4. Gesprekken die beginnen met ASL, waarna ---Conversation Partner Disconnected--- komt.
5. Gesprekken waarin je nog niet eens 'hi' kunt zeggen of er wordt een link gespamd.
6. Gesprekken waarin Chinezen met vreemde karakters lopen te gooien.

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello there!
Stranger: From?
You: how are you
Stranger: Male or female?
You: you?
Stranger: I'm going. Fine. You?
You: lol, ja hoor
Stranger: Brazil, you?
You: holland
Stranger: Amsterdam, Ultrecht...?
Stranger: Welkom!
You: Leiden, between Amsterdam and The Hague
You: Dank
Stranger: Niet zo!
You: wel zo
Stranger: I've never heard the name of your town before.
Stranger:
Wat vind je leuk?
You: Thats normal for foreigners, every time i get to a foreign country i say that i am from near Amsterdam
Stranger: All right!!!
Stranger:
Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
You: where does your dutch knowledge come from?
Stranger: A little bit from my neighbour, something from Google Translator.
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
Stranger: I use this tool to practice it.
You: lol, ik geloof er werkeleijk geen ene flikker van
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
You: you are taking me in the Mailing right?
Stranger:
Flicker? How so?
Stranger: Certainly!
Stranger: Mailing? Ooops!!!
You: Me jjamo ....., y tu?
Stranger: Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down.
Stranger: Hi !
Stranger: wow
You: ever had that happening to you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm on a laptop
You: do you use a keyboard?
You: ok
You: that would eb even harder i think
Stranger: where do you come from ?
You: netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: France
Stranger: i also meet someone here from Holland
You: je suis desolee mais je ne parlez pas francais
Stranger: no worry , i speak english
You: great
Stranger: a little ^^
Stranger: i'm 14 and you ?
You: im 25
You: turned 25 some days ago
You: you are left handed
Stranger: no
You: it wasnt a question
Stranger: why did you say i was left handed ?
You: why wouldnt i?
You: do you gfeel offended by it?
You: feel*
Stranger: no
Stranger: i think you are really intelligent
You: ok so no need to make a big point out of it right?
You: thats very kind
Stranger: ok ok
You: what gave it away?
Stranger: what are you talking about ?
You: Stranger: i think you are really intelligent - what gave it away?
You: im not too confusing i hope
You: that would be a shame
Stranger: i say that because ... "I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down." that was funny and clever
Stranger: at the same time
Stranger: i Dont know why , but i think so
You: well apart from the obvious typo i made
You: uNpside-dow
You: good thing you copy-pasted it, so i can fix it for my next conversation
You: i wouldnt have spotted it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what is your favourite tv show ?
You: scrubs
You: have you seen it?
You: a hospital comedy
Stranger: no , it must be only of your country
You: no its american
Stranger: ah
Stranger: sorry , gtg
Stranger: go to go
Stranger: bye
You: great
You: toedels

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: we're going to do a backwards conversation, no?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: i had this already once
You: oh
You: thats weird i jsut thought it up myself
Stranger: i know you then
Stranger: hehehehe
You: no this is the fifth omegle conversation in ym life
You: damn my keys keep hopping around on my keyboard
You: let me rearrange them a bit
Stranger: oh you silly!
Stranger: go on
You: ok done, this should be fine now
You: so you already did a backwards conversation once huh?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: but someone tried to do that with me
You: alright
You: i was afraid my memory was playing tricks on me
You: much like my keyboard was
Stranger: okay
You: I take it you disconnected at the previous try
You: concerning the backwards thing
Stranger: i don't remember really
You: seems like Im not the only one with malfunctioning memory
You: do you get enough sleep?
Stranger: usually yes
You: that could screw up your memory quite a bit you know
You: ok
Stranger: i sleep 10 hours at night
You: I envy you
You: were do you find the time
Stranger: i like sleeping
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: but my studies are late
You: yeah me too, but i never want to go to bed, and once im in it I never want to leave it
Stranger: same
You: which study do you do?
Stranger: i think i'm in high school
Stranger: it's my third year
You: but youre not sure?
Stranger: well, it's a bit different here
You: try me...
Stranger: than in america
Stranger: i'll graduate next year
You: things are quite different here too, than in america
Stranger: i sleep all the morning classes
You: thats cool, then you go to college?
Stranger: or university
Stranger: don't know waht's the difference
You: I used to do that, sleeping through my morning classes
Stranger: what's
You: but only on mondays
You: university is for smarter people I think?
Stranger: yeah
You: so uni it will be?
Stranger: don't know yet
Stranger: if i'm smart enough
You: havent you planned a educational carreer yet?
You: I know i hadnt
You: should have though
Stranger: maybe i'll go study geography
Stranger: or ancient roman culture
You: thats nice
You: i went to rome last year on holliday
You: beautifull city
Stranger: but the later is just stupid
You: why?
Stranger: you can't get any job
You: i suppose
Stranger: you will end as cleaner
You: you could write a book, but guess they already have some of those on that subject
Stranger: yeah
You: or work for a travel agency
You: but thats a waste of money
Stranger: there's not that much more to find about the roman culture
You: better take another study then
Stranger: yeah
You: something like ancient zimbabwean culture
You: havent met anyone who has done that yet
Stranger: yeah
You: you can put a bone through your nose and mingle with the locals
You: thatl be blast
You: a blast*
You: you like flowers?
Stranger: some
You: which?
Stranger: like clovers
Stranger: or
You: you like lepregauns too?
You: they like clovers i heared
Stranger: lily-of-the-valleys
You: i dont think the have those in zimbabwe
Stranger: no
You: i like tulips
Stranger: i searched lepragaun
Stranger: and i found this
You: astound me...
Stranger: http://lottieb.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/leprechaun.jpg
You: thats one hot littleperson
You: not too keen on the beard though
Stranger: it's quite bushy
You: yeah you can say that again
Stranger: yeah
You: really... say that again
Stranger: no!
Stranger: it was fun but now it's over
You: you giving me attitude?
Stranger: you know rudy?
You: redfinger?
You: rudy redfinger?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: rudy guilliani?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just rudy
You: rudy rampetamper?
You: oh ok
Stranger: the guy with huge afro!
You: then no
Stranger: and the monk dress
You: monk dont dress
You: most of them are naked
Stranger: not rudy
You: and the ones not naked are dead
You: so i rudy dead?
You: is*
Stranger: rudy is a psychedelic monk
Stranger: no
Stranger: with a violet dress
You: a goa monk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'll show you a picture!
Stranger: wait
You: i dont like pictures really
Stranger: okay then
Stranger: i'll show you it despite that
You: unless a picture of sixteen little rabbits
You: not that i know much large rabbits
Stranger: lookie!
Stranger: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/324427018_51fda2332a.jpg?v=0
Stranger: it's rudy!
You: but i imaging they wouldnt be as fluffy
Stranger: you like rudy's looks?
You: i think thats the guy that gave me a cheeseburger at mcdonalds
You: i ordered a hamburger
You: no rudy looks like shit
Stranger: ok
You: molested shit
You: the kind you find in german movies
You: that kind of stuff
You: you know what im talking about?
Stranger: no
Stranger: porn
Stranger: ?
Stranger: german porn
Stranger: i have heard about it
You: do you associate molested shit with porn?
Stranger: never seen any
Stranger: yes
You: thats dirty man
You: do you get off when taking a dump?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you?
You: not usually no
Stranger: yeah
You: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: yeah
You: birds a calling my name
You: are*
Stranger: ok
You: should i answer them you think?
Stranger: if you want
You: thats not encouraging enough so ill pass
You: anyway... now were on the subject of kittens, hows your bicycle doing?
Stranger: actually i don't know
Stranger: my bicycle is on my grandma's garage
You: afraid it will get stolen?
Stranger: no
You: itll be hard to get too, on her garage
Stranger: the saddle is too high
You: no wonder
Stranger: i can't use it now
You: if you put your biko on a garage the saddle is gonna be on the garage too
You: bike*
Stranger: and i don't have a tool
Stranger: so
You: you are a tool
Stranger: i need to go by bus
Stranger: or walk
You: maybe you can use yourself
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's impossible
You: tried it already?
Stranger: no
You: then how do you know its impossible?
Stranger: but i'm sure
Stranger: i have strong sense of sure
You: it might be improbable but possible not impossible, thats a probability isnt it?
You: possibly*
Stranger: i think i'll leave you now
Stranger: bye

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 20:06 schreef drummerdude het volgende:
Toch vaag hoor, praat je in 1 keer met een Amerikaanse marinier die in Irak zit...

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 22:02 schreef mazaru het volgende:

[..]

Dat wordt je verteld. Maar of het waar is.........
Wie zegt dat ik het niet was?

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 01:09 schreef Flashwin het volgende:
ik ga ook weer ff kansloos doen

edit: omegle down?

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:45 schreef jakkop het volgende:
Het gebeurd me nu al voor de 2e x: ik praat met mezelf

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 19:53 schreef WheeleE het volgende:

Eigenlijk sneu om m straks uit de droom te moeten helpen