Omegle #7

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 16:45 schreef Ayca het volgende:
http://www.nos.nl/nosjour(...)8/080409_omegle.html

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 你好 [Hallo]
You: hanki panki
You: china ?
Stranger: 你是哪里人 你在说什么 [Van waar ben je. Wat ben je aan het zeggen]
Stranger: 是嗯 [Ja]
You: north korea?
You: you like to launch missles?
Stranger: what?
You: where u from
Stranger: 中国 [China]
You: china ?
Stranger: yes
You: you like communism ?
You: i like babi pangang
Stranger: s soso

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:20 schreef iBolt het volgende:
en...

http://www.depers.nl/economie/298412/Binnenlopen-met-Omegle.html

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello ^^
Stranger: How's it going?
You: I'm fine thx
You: How bout you?
Stranger: ^^ me too
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Holland
You: U?
Stranger: Führerbunker
You: KEWL!
You: Why? :p
Stranger: It's really cool there
Stranger: We have
Stranger: beton
Stranger: and sausages and sauerkraut!
Stranger: It's really amazing
You: Can I come too?
Stranger: If the nuclear war stops okay
Stranger: but as far as i know
Stranger: the nuclear war started 1945
Stranger: and so
You: Really?
Stranger: pretty long time
Stranger: i hope it'll end soon
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you know: we win
You: You're on earth?
Stranger: sure
You: Mankind moved to Mars a couple of decades ago
You: Well Mars..
Stranger: really? fuck
You: It's called Earth 2.0 now.
You: Yeah, 'cos of the nukes and shit.
Stranger: Oh, I can imagine that
Stranger: what about the radioactive stuff?
Stranger: is it still there?
You: Wait, I'll take a look
You: through my telescope.
Stranger: Nice, I want one too
You:
You: So we can see each other
You: That would be cool.
Stranger: That would be amazing!
You: Erm...
Stranger: I never had a telescope date
You: Earth is still brown.
Stranger: Dammit
You: That's not right is it?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: Shouldn't it be blue?
You: Ah damnit
You: Moon Nazi blocking my view.
Stranger: It should yes
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: pity
You: Yeah, damn those Moon Nazi's
Stranger: What do they do?
Stranger: And who's their Führer?
You: Hitler.
You: Hitler Clone 5 that is.
You: Hitler Clone 4 was a midget.
You: They ate him.
You: Hitler Clone 3 turned out to be a Jew
You: That was funny
Stranger: Sounds particularly strange
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: But
Stranger: WHO did eat Hitler?
Stranger: Morlocks?
You: Hitler Clone 4?
Stranger: Yep
You: Hitler Clone 3 and 2 ate him.
Stranger: Why did they do a Clone 3 when Nr. 2 was still alive?
Stranger: Seems rather irrational
You: 'cos Hitler Clone 2 was a failure.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: pity
You: But please don't ask about Clone 1.
Stranger: What about Clone 1?
You: Can't tell really.
Stranger: Please
You: Can you keep a secret?
Stranger: I do
You: I am Clone 1.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: dammit
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Heil, mein Führer!
Stranger: So, why are you still alive?
You: Yeah I ran away with a Cylon chick.
Stranger: To mars?
You: That is correct
Stranger: Did you shave your mustache?
Stranger: Because people would otherwise recognize you
You: I work as a Charly Chaplin impersonator.
Stranger: Amazing!
You:
Stranger: Can you play that part from "Der grosse Diktator"
Stranger: The speech at the end!
Stranger: PLEASE! :D
You: Yeah I don't really like that speech.
Stranger: Otherwise I tell everyone your Hitler Clone 1.
Stranger: =(
You: Don't tell 'em.
Stranger: What if I tell them?
You: They'll come and get me
Stranger: And I become a hero
Stranger: I will be rescued
You: I guess so
Stranger: Can live in a house on mars
You: Yeah, but you must know...
You: I am the best clone.
You: So they want me back.
Stranger: You're practically dead
Stranger: but
Stranger: only on the nazi moon
You: Yeah the moon nazi's want me back.
You: 'cos they clone the clones
Stranger: Who's leading mars?
Stranger: Strange o.O
You: So each clone is worse
You: Leading Mars?
Stranger: yeah
You: John McCain
Stranger: GOOD LORD!
You: What's wrong with that?
Stranger: You're joking right?
You: I am not.
Stranger: Amazing.
Stranger: McCain was my childhood hero
You: That's cool
Stranger: I saw him in the tv
You: He's a nice guy
You: He know my secret.
Stranger: And why does he keep it?
Stranger: Sorry mate, but I hear Hitlers mom calling
Stranger: she's an old dragon
Stranger: really nasty
Stranger: and ugly
Stranger: I have to go
You: Bye friend.
Stranger: otherwise she
Stranger: ... *sniff*
You: Hope you get of Earth
Stranger: she... *cough*
Stranger: Yeah i'd visit you!
Stranger: Good time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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You: How can I say ' you are gay' in chinese?
Stranger: oh no, im not a gay, in china there are no gay
You: wut?
You: why not?
Stranger: ni shi tong xing nian
Stranger: or just
Stranger: ni shi tong zhi
Stranger: homosexual in china are called comrades
Stranger: gay is ineffable
Stranger: get it?

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Stranger: and you? whatcha look like?
You: I'm 1.72, blonde hair, blue eyes
Stranger: however
Stranger: goddes
Stranger: nice body?
You: 59 kgs
Stranger: i'd do you allready
Stranger: gotta eat though
Stranger: ima leave it open though
Stranger: maybe till soon
You: please dont leave!
Stranger: be back in 20/30 min
You: I was about to tell you something naughty!
Stranger: just leave it open
You: allright
You: bye sweety (K)
You have disconnected.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:19 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Stranger: you have menssenger?
You: yes i do
Stranger: trade?
my is fxbruno@hotmail.com
You: i don't need it, i have one myself
Stranger: yes, you can add me?
You: no it's full
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Na een halve minuut al mijn msn vragen, doaag.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:21 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Mag ik je MSN?

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im Michael
You: Me to
You: I'm serious
Stranger: thats because
You: Michael [achternaam]
Stranger: I am u in the future
You: Is my full name:P
You: Ohai@
You: !
You: What will I be in the future?
Stranger: im here to tell u a message
You: Go on
Stranger: when u turn 50, u will fall in love with someone living next door, but u must not ever talk to her because she is a witch
You: Oh noes
Stranger: good bye and remember, watch out for matches

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 18:58 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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Die gast zit nu z'n bord eten naar binnen te werken als een gek

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Omegle eist eerste slachtoffer

Omegle de hype van het moment heeft zijn eerste slachtoffer gemaakt. De man in kwestie is gestikt in toen hij in haast zijn bord eten naar binnen werkte. De reden was dat een blonde jongedame hem iets stouts zou vertellen als hij terug zou komen om met hem verder te chatten. De vraag is echter of het daadwerkelijk om een jongedame ging of iemand van het andere geslacht. We zullen het nooit weten.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:48 schreef Slein83 het volgende:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:44 schreef drummerdude het volgende:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 14:55 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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heb ik nu echt elke keer

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i pooped in my friend's pillow case
Stranger: lol
You: oh dear
You: was it hard or wet?
Stranger: solid
You: hmm
You: thats the most fun
You: try hiding the stink though
You: it might give the whole show away
Stranger: how can i?
You: well
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Stranger: predicament
You: correct
You: now spell: advocate
Stranger: PENIS
You: sorry, you lost out on the microwave
You: but, still in the running for worst contestant ever!
Stranger: ok

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Stranger: Hi, could you do me a quick favour please and let me know the following? The country you live in, and your general horniness, as a percentage. Thanks a lot [P.S. For the people presuming I'm a bot, nope, just a guy doing research lol. It's just that copy-pasting this opening message saves a lot of time. especially now that it has this long ps on it... ]
You: haha
You: brilliant
You: the netherlands, like 80%
You: good luck!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: animal collective?
You: sounds alright
Stranger: ...do you like them?
You: yeah
Stranger: do you know what it is?
Stranger: a lot of people seem to think I'm talking about a collection of animals
You: it's a band
Stranger: high five!
Stranger: so how's it going?
You: seen them live along time ago
You: Fine, thank you! How are you?
Stranger: cool, I'm seeing them in June w/ black dice
Stranger: pretty solid, just bored
Stranger: very bored.
You: the most people on Omegle are bored i think
Stranger: yes, pretty much why it exists i think
You: otherwise there is no reason to be here i gues
Stranger: yep
You: and it rains
You: that's a good reason to
Stranger: I have a message for you.
You: no thnaks, i've bin rick rolled allready
Stranger: you're a wizard.
Stranger: O_o
You: yeah
Stranger: you already knew?
You: ofcourse i invented it
Stranger: oh.....my bad.
You: doesn't matter
Stranger: I owe you my allegiance then
Stranger: HAIL!
You: -0-
Stranger: is that your anus?
You: No
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what is it?
You: somekind of smilie
Stranger: ...i just see an anus.
You: but it doesn't work on this chat
Stranger: maybe I'm just subconsciously thinking about anuses...
You: Check goatse if you wanna see anus
Stranger: no man, I'll pass on the goatse
You: lol
You: to dark for you
You: ?
Stranger: to weird man
Stranger: grosses me out
You: yeah, seen 1guy2needles allready?
Stranger: no, and i won't be looking it up
You: hahaha
Stranger: I've seen my fair share of disturbing shit on the internet, I've had quite enough
You: i'll say
You: so what's up?
Stranger: a ceiling fan
Stranger: you?
You: nothing
You: a lamp
Stranger: you're outside?
You: no
You: i was
Stranger: you're in space?
You: but now i'm back
Stranger: from space?
You: how did you know?
Stranger: i don't know, i just sense these kind of things
You: a yeah i know what's that like
You: i do to
You: very weird dtuf
Stranger: what was I doing right before I started talking to you?
You: you where fingering you nose
Stranger: wrong.
Stranger: I was smoking a bowl
You: do it now then
Stranger: smoke another bowl?
You: put your finger in your nose
Stranger: no man, i'm good
You: Hmmm
Stranger: hmmmmmmm
You: what's a bowl?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: a pipe full of marijuana
Stranger: like the "bowl" of the pipe
You: ahaaaaaaaaaaaa, your from the netherlands?
Stranger: lol no, I'm from texas
You: oh, isn't that dangerous to smoke that overthere
You: ?
Stranger: well it's illegal, but it's not like anybody gives a shit. we still do it.
You: They can't stop us using it, HELL NO!!!
Stranger: hahaha pretty much
Stranger: there's a bill in california that will legalize it in that state if it passes.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I've heard of that yeah! It's a good thing
Stranger: very good thing.
You: The Netherlands
You: lol
Stranger: really? haha thats awesome
Stranger: you ever shroom?
You: i did once
You: didn't like it
Stranger: aw, bad trip?
You: not bad, just took to long
Stranger: bout six hours?
Stranger: lsd trips are around 12 hours O_@
You: i don't know actually, seem a long time! Wanted to get out of it but it wen on and on and on
Stranger: so can you just buy it in shops over there or what? it's legal right?
You: Now it's only mariuana
Stranger: oh shit, that sucks
Stranger: still a lot better than here though
Stranger: we can't do SHIT
Stranger: do you have like marijuana cafes and stuff?
You: shrooms where legal, but there where toerist that used them went mad and killed them selfs
You: we could buy them in the shop
Stranger: yeah, I remember hearing about that now. Sucks that some stupid tourists ruined it for your whole country.
You: we have coffeeshop yeah
Stranger: I'd be pissed.
You: we are
You: but what can you do?
Stranger: hahaha, where they american?
You: No a French guy and a girl from Denmark i believe
Stranger: oh, I assumed it would have been americans that fucked it up.
You: the French guy killed his dog firts
You: first*
Stranger: animals and hallucinogens are not a good combination
You: but it wasn't the dog, he was a psycho they find that out later, had nothing to do with shrooms
You: he didn't even had shrooms
Stranger: what? he didn't even take any?
You: no they asumed he did
Stranger: wow, that's bullshit.
You: later it seemd that he didn't
You: chritian politicians are shit
Stranger: is x illegal there?
You: x?
Stranger: i completely agree
Stranger: MDMA
Stranger: ecstasy?
You: no it's not legal
Stranger: just weed?
You: but we can get it everywhere
You: just weed is legal
Stranger: yeah, i know. everythings illegal here, but that doesnt stop people from getting it.
You: right
Stranger: still, it would be helpful if bud was legal here, wouldnt have to hide it and be all paranoid all the time
You: can imagin that
Stranger: it's fucking repression man, government bullshit
You: yeah
Stranger: what kind of govt. does the netherlands have?
You: we have a social democrat govermant
Stranger: do you have an elected official?
You: the biggest party brings out the Prime mininster
Stranger: ah, i see
Stranger: isn't prostitution legal there?
You: christians BLEGH!!!
Stranger: fuck christians.
You: hooker are legal
Stranger: haha thats funny. so you can just walk down the street and pick one up?
You: yep
Stranger: have you ever done it?
You: or pay a visit
Stranger: oh, like at a brothel?
You: No, i like to go to a bar pick up a girl there
You: is cheaper
You: lol
Stranger: yeah, lol
Stranger: can't buy alcohol =|
You: oh yeah
You: i forgot
Stranger: yeah, it's 21 here
You: we start drinking at an age of 16
Stranger: lucky bastards lol
You: yeah
Stranger: like that's the legal age?
You: happy hours are great after skool
You: yeah that the legal age
Stranger: fuuuck that would be cool
Stranger: only thing I can buy is cigarettes
You: even cooler is it wen the sun is shinning an were sitting in front of the cafe with our beer and a joint, watch people strugling by
You: very chi;
Stranger: i envy you so much lol
Stranger: I want to live there
You: yeah it's paradise
Stranger: what's the weather like?
You: hmmmm
You: lame winters very wet
You: summers are oke
You: 25 to 30 degrees
You: is the max
Stranger: is it hard to get citizenship?
You: i don't know, for americans it's quite easy i think
Stranger: fuck, I seriously might move there one of these days.
You: lots of paperwork tho
Stranger: yeah, of course
You: and your gonna mis familie
Stranger: it wouldn't be for years, I'm broke lol
You: but there where the internet kicks in ofcourse
Stranger: yes, the internet closes all gaps.
You: isn't fantastic?
You:
Stranger: yeah =]
You: How did you get acquainted with this site?
Stranger: what language do you speak other than english? dutch?
Stranger: random person on a forum told me about it.
You: i speak Dutch, German, Franch, English
Stranger: shit, all fluently?
You: No not fluently
Stranger: still, pretty impressive
Stranger: I can only speak english
You: They teach it in skool
Stranger: all of them?
You: we have to
Stranger: wow, that would be cool to me, I love languages
You: yeah all of the languages
Stranger: I want to learn japanese
You: japanese is to hard to handle for me
You: never gonna use it so
Stranger: I haven't tried yet, but yeah. I've heard it's hard to learn
You: they say that Dutch is the hardest language to learn
Stranger: i've always heard Icelandic is insanely hard.
You: never understood that
Stranger: what's the official language there?
You: Dutch
Stranger: ah, cool
You: is the official language
Stranger: why do they teach you so many?
You: because those country's surround us
You: i live 4 miles of the German border
You: 3 miles from the Belgium border (they speak French) and about 30 miles from England
Stranger: word?
You: yeah
You: seriously!
Stranger: you ever visit any of them?
You: ofcourse
You: on my bike
You: lol
Stranger: that's bad ass
Stranger: I'm going to go smoke a cig now, its been cool talking to you.
You: yea was nice
Stranger: peace
You: lates
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: USA ALL TEH WAY
You: NETHERLANDS FOR THE WIN!
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: WE OWN YOUR ASS
You: YOU SUCK AT WAR!
Stranger: YOU DON'T HAVE AN ARMY
You: YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: I thought this was a friendly conversation
You: It is
Stranger: Help us out maybe?
Stranger: Spare some change?
Stranger: What do you say, for old time's sake?
You: But we have euros, and I think you need dollars
Stranger: They convert
Stranger: Just give us the fucking euros
Stranger: We'll make due
You: But that costs a lot
You: What do you give us
Stranger: Dude, just do it
Stranger: You get BABES dude
Stranger: BABES
You: How many?
You: ?
Stranger: Limitless
Stranger: Babes for Euros
Stranger: Easy right?
Stranger: Come on man, do it
You: OK, that's a deal
You: Which bank account?
Stranger: USA
You: Which number?
Stranger: NUBMER ONE!
Stranger: USA USA USA!
You: OK
You: Trying it now
Stranger: You'll get your babes in a few weeks
Stranger: They have to go by boat obviously
You: Oh, I can't transfer
Stranger: Why not?
You: Your account has been blocked by dept
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: Well shit
Stranger: Well I'll make sure you get your babes anyways
Stranger: On me
You: OK, thanks. I have to go, the Tweede Kamer is waiting for me
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'Blind chat' nieuwste trend op internet 8-04-09


Zeg je vriendennetwerk maar vaarwel, de nieuwste trend is chatten met vreemden via Omegle.com.

De 18-jarige Amerikaanse scholier Leif Brooks heeft een systeem ontwikkeld dat twee bezoekers die tegelijkertijd de site bezoeken aan elkaar linkt. Die twee kunnen vervolgens geheel anoniem met elkaar chatten. En als ze het zat zijn kunnen ze gewoon doorklikken naar een volgende chat.

Omegle.com is pas twee weken online en heeft nu maximaal 5.000 bezoekers tegelijk online. De eerste dagen waren dat er maar een paar honderd, voornamelijk vrienden van Brooks. Via hen heeft het zich als een olievlek verspreid. De laatste paar dagen melden zich ook Fransen, Australiërs en Brazilianen op de site.

Stranger
We doen een testje op de redactie. Het aanmelden gaat heel gemakkelijk, er hoeft geen programma voor gedownload te worden. Je kunt eigenlijk meteen beginnen met chatten. Je chatpartner wordt aangeduid als "stranger'.

Mijn "blind chat" blijkt een 21-jarige Amerikaanse scholier in Chicago te zijn. Het is daar een uur of vier 's nachts, maar hij is nog online. Dat komt, zo schrijft hij mij, doordat hij dronken is en nog geen zin heeft om naar bed te gaan. Ondanks zijn dronkenschap weet hij toch nog een aardig gesprek op gang te houden over Obama en vrouwenemancipatie in Amerika.

Ook meldt hij dat de site veel last heeft van zogenaamde "trolls". Mensen die meteen beginnen te schelden nadat je een gesprek bent begonnen. Brooks onderkent dit probleem en schrijft in zijn weblog dat hij werkt aan een oplossing hiervoor.

Silicon Valley
Leif Brooks zit nog op school en woont in het plaatsje Brattleboro in Vermont. Hij is al benaderd door directeuren van grote IT-bedrijven in Silicon Valley die hem graag hun bedrijf willen binnenhalen. Maar hij wil eerst zijn school afmaken en daarna computertechnologie gaan studeren.

Voorlopig verdient hij ook nog niet veel aan zijn vinding. Hij krijgt wat geld voor een paar advertenties op de site, maar die dekken de kosten niet van de grotere server die hij zal moeten aanschaffen als de bezoekersaantallen in hetzelfde tempo blijven groeien.

http://www.nos.nl/nosjour(...)/080409_omegle.html#

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You: I take you into my kitchen
You: showing you my spatulas
Stranger: because there are people outside the us
You: and all of my long spoons
You: I press you against the oven
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: stop!
You: FUCK! the stove was on
You: SORRY!
Stranger: thats disgusting
You: i grab the fire extinguisher and cover you with the white dust stuff.
You: I take an egg beater to myself
Stranger: stop
You: -splat- -splat- -splat-
You: I put my hand in my blender
Stranger: Why are you doing that?
You: and turn it on
Stranger: omg
You: LICK MY WRIST-STUMP
You: you play hard to get, so i rub my bloody wrist on your forehead
Stranger: This is why there are no women on the internet
You: and write my name on you
You: with my wrist blood
Stranger: Because of people like you!
You: mmmm.... I'm getting hard
Stranger: I hate you!
You: WET
You: WET
You: IM GETTING WET
Stranger: Your an ass!
You: you say you hate me as you grab my long penis and start nibbling it off

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: BANG!
Stranger: your dead
You: /dies
Stranger:
You:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:32 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Geen van die /b/tards gelooft ooit dat ik een meisje ben Heel irritant.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:36 schreef Pwoekie het volgende:
zitten volgensmij alleen kerels op die site

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You: Hi!
Stranger: Heey!
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine you?
Stranger:
You: Great
You:
Stranger: asl?
You: So
You: ah
Stranger:
You: Your male i guess
Stranger: NOOO D:
You: Cause every male starts with ASL
You: Then your brazilian
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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: How are you!?
Stranger: male or female?
You: Female
You: Hot
You: but
You: Blonde
You: Sweden
You: 1.70
You: 59 kg
You: what else
Stranger: haha =P
Stranger: that about covers it
Stranger: got a pic?
You: no
You: your male?
Stranger: yea
You: i'm a lesbian....
You: Sorry!
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jahreiiiiiiiin
You: THarin!
Stranger: whatsup
You: Nothing much
You: there=:
Stranger: u are a stranger ?
You: not to me i am
You: are you ?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: we are
Stranger: perfect strangers
Stranger: asl?
You: thats a good movie
You: asl is someting stupid
Stranger: thats a good song
Stranger: of deep purple
You: that to
You: but the asl stuff is lame
Stranger: its short
Stranger: thats but why i used it
You: i disconnect peole who use that
You: they are just out there to get little teenage girls
You: using asl
Stranger: haha
You: hoping they will have a 12 year old girl on it
Stranger: i'm no pedopgilian
Stranger: philian*
You: never said that
You: you start diffrent
You: most peole just say asl
You: thats it
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: then where you from?
You: dutchland
Stranger: holland?
You: yupo
Stranger: nice
Stranger: youre in melbourne?
You: no
You: are you ?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i'm from turkey
You: aah
You: are you meki ?
Stranger: whats "meki"?
Stranger: hey?
You: its a guy from turkey
Stranger: whats it
Stranger: never heard about it
You: he is a big political guy in holland now
Stranger: isn't meki moroccan?
You: true
Stranger: then he's not a turk
You: how do you know
Stranger: because moroccan people aren't turks?
You: i know
Stranger: they are arabic
Stranger: hey
You: How do you know meki isnt a turk ?
Stranger: meki is not a turkish name
Stranger: and he's from morocco
Stranger: that's how i know
Stranger: is it enough?
You: how do you know he is from morocco
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i know it
Stranger: heard of it
You: He hase his own shop
You: the meki shop
Stranger: well, whats the point
Stranger: of the "meki" shit
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ni!
Stranger: hi
You: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Stranger: it's alex gaskarth
You: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
Stranger: Ni!
You: We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!
You: Neee-wom!!!!
Stranger: ????????
You: The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand.. a sacrifice!
Stranger: WTF
You: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
You: We want... a shrubbery!
Stranger: WHAT
You: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this chat... alive!
You: One that looks nice.
You: And not too expensive.
You: Now... go!
Stranger: okay
You: Ni!
Stranger: here
Stranger: ....
You: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem.
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say.. 'Ni'!
Stranger: ....
You: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!
You: 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'!!!!!!!!
Stranger: fuck you
You: You have failed!!! Lollerfail!!1einz!!1!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuck you
You: So, imagine we would be conjoined twins
You: wouldnt that be fun?
Stranger: no cuz you would be touching my dick the whole time
You: Our dick my friend, our dick
You: or should i say, brother
Stranger: ah so your into incest
Stranger: so how was your mom
You: i dont know how that works actually
You: is it masturbation or incest
You: good question
Stranger: incest
Stranger: so how was she???
Stranger: did u put it in her?
You: Well it started our a bit bad, but in the end she took it like a whore
Stranger: ahh i see how about your sister
You: why you keep saying "Your"?
You: Its our, we are conjoined
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:32 schreef Toad het volgende:
er heeft toch iemand al een date?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:38 schreef Pwoekie het volgende:

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ff gemist

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:45 schreef Toad het volgende:

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Ik kan het niet meer vinden. Het was ergens van het weekend dat het in een topic stond. Het klonk erg schattig, ze hadden elkaar direct gebeld ofzo en gingen vandaag (donderdag) wat leuks doen in utrecht.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you're not my friend buddy
You: your not my buddy friend
Stranger: you're not my friend guy
You: you're not my guy mate
Stranger: you're not my guy chum
You: you're not my chum bro
Stranger: you're not my bro homie
You: You're not my homie amigo
Stranger: you're not my amigo sonny
You: you're not my sonny boy
Stranger: you're not my boy blud
You: you're not my blud sport
Stranger: you're not my sport gringo
You: you're not my gringo hermano
Stranger: you're not my hermano dawg
You: youre not my dawg player
Stranger: you're not my player nigga
You: you're not my nigga son
Stranger: you're not my son pal
You: you're not my pal brotha
Stranger: you're not my brother comrade
You: you're not my comrade cohort
Stranger: you're not my cohort ally
You: you're not my ally crony
Stranger: you're not my crony partner
You: you're not my partner compatriot
Stranger: you're not my compatriot confidant
You: you're not my confidant colleague
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 01:28 schreef Tweek het volgende:

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Ik win!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wazzzaaa
Stranger: asl?
You: lol
You: 15/f/netherlands
You: you?
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 00:53 schreef seetjai het volgende:

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Was er toen niet een link naar Elle forum

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You: gotta be around 9 pm there, right?
Stranger: 8 pm now
You: weird
Stranger: and over there?
You: the girl i know said there was a 5 hour difference in time between boston and amsterdam
You: 2 am
Stranger: it depends on the time of the year
You: heh
You: this is gonna be a very wild shot
You: but do you know Cara Anderman?
Stranger: a teacher or someti=hing?
You:
You: yes
Stranger: yes
You: Now another wild shot
You: what does she teach?
Stranger: French!
You: Thats right!!!
Stranger: why the question?
You: just a wild shot as i said, hehe
You: Do you see her often?
Stranger: Once a week
You: well hug her from me when you see her
Stranger: Justin right?
You: Yu, she'll know me
Stranger: Will do! Bye now!
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 02:14 schreef Toad het volgende:
Zonde van Hara.

Wel jammer dat Stranger direct disconnect Drizzt.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so what's your story?
Stranger: I did something very bad
You: oh noooes
You: what?
Stranger: I drove over my cat
You: really?
Stranger: accidently
You: i must say i do not know if i should laugh or cry...
You: it sounds way sad
Stranger: But i i saw its dead body, it looked cool. Maybe ill do it again
You: drive over your dead cat again?
You: or a new cat?
Stranger: I ll take the cat of my neighbour
You: your sick
Stranger: :-/
You: you should be nice to furry creatures
You: although bonzai kittens are an exception
Stranger: Hmm
You: http://l.pixelcube.hu/content/bonsai_kitten.png
You: furry funny
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Maybe i can do that too
You: you might as well, now you already run over your cat
You:
You: run=ran
Stranger: you are right
You: but besides running cats over, what is it that you do?
Stranger: And whats about you
You: well i aint running cats over thats for sure
Stranger: First i thought ; omg but then i liked the view of it
Stranger: dont know why
You: are you really serious now?
Stranger: yes
You: you swear?
Stranger: of course, i would make a picture if i could
You: i thought you were pulling my leg
You: youre really sick
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:20 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
En hij zei dat vrouwen hem lekker vinden, but he's not

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You: hi!
Stranger: What was in the beginning?
You: no one knows
Stranger: fair enough
You: i think you can't know
You: ever
You: what do you think?
Stranger: I also would have accepted, "the word, and the word was with God," or "the world, and it was without form and void," or a reference to Ymir the giant
Stranger: something about Xibalba would have been pretty cool, too
You: whats that?
Stranger: the Aztec underworld
You: maybe there was xibalba/chaos
You: and Ymir created order
Stranger: well, Ymir we know something about
You: hence nature laws
Stranger: could work
You: i know a site concerning the subject deeply
You: http://www.lemonparty.org/
Stranger: dude, if this is a link to a page full of pictures of your junk, we're finished here

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:32 schreef kamikaze het volgende:

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heb je bewijs verzameld?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Ja, ik heb een foto. Maar na zolang chatten vind ik het zo gemeen om te disconnecten dus we praten nog steeds

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Connection asploded.

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no, cable internet
You: adsl is way too expensive
Stranger: ..........

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Stranger: hi
You: "Hi!"
Stranger: i am chinese
You: I eat Chinese

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 08:03 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other

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Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: England, and you
You: NL
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hoe gaat het met jou?
You: You think?
You: Goed, met jou?:P
Stranger: goed
Stranger: heb je een olifant in je apotheek?
You: Dude, your fucking fantastic!
Stranger: hahaha
You:
Stranger: how so?
You: Do you've got a elephant in your pharmacie
Stranger: xD
You: That's brilliant!:P
Stranger: do you?
You: No, I'm sorry
Stranger: aww, thats too bad
You:

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:02 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Sukkel.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Jij weet ook niet tegen wie je het zegt?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hiho!
Stranger: I'm Jesus
Stranger: You okay?
You: doing great!
Stranger: Sweet
You: so, shouldn't you be buried or something?
Stranger: Nah, I can come back to life and shit
Stranger: Like ET
Stranger: It's pretty cool
You: i thought that was only like next monday
Stranger: That was the only time I did it in front of people
Stranger: But after all the fuss they made I decided to do it in secret
You: i understand.
You: but can't you make money out ofit?
You: like, sell bread and fish and stuff?
You: or a courierservice across the sea?
You: with the whole walking on water-thing
Stranger: I did stiff like that for a while
Stranger: But I don't really have a use for money
Stranger: Don't need to buy food, I can make it
Stranger: Don't need a car, I can teleport
You: hadn't thought of that...
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Gets kind of boring actually =(
Stranger: Not much point of living when you can't die
You: what would you rather do with your life? besides ending it..
Stranger: I really wanted to be a dancer
Stranger: But my Dad didn't like it
Stranger: He wanted me to be the saviour of mans sin or some shit
You: did you by any chance play a leadrole in that self-named musicalmovie?
You: there was a lot of dancing in it i think
Stranger: I auditioned for it
Stranger: But I didn't get the part =(
You: naw...that sucks...
You: just like parents with high expectations
Stranger: Fucking Andrew Lloyd Weber
Stranger: I hate that musical
You: was it accurate?
Stranger: In reality there was more dancing
Stranger: And more leather
Stranger: And more loincloths
You: leather loincloths?
Stranger: It was SWEET
Stranger: I made the disciples wear them
Stranger: It was our uniform
You: matching uniforms? awesome!
You: you were quite ahead of your time, fashionwise
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I've been trying to bring leather loincloths into fashion for 2009 years, but no luck yet =(
You: makes me wonder. the whole leatherthing in the gay-scene. also your work? maybe a failed attempt with the loincloths?
Stranger: I thought they'd be most into it
Stranger: But they took the leather and left the loincloths
You: at least they kept part of it.
You: better some than nothing
Stranger: Yeah but loinclothers are the good part
Stranger: Have you ever felt a cool breeze around your genitals on a hot morning?
You: yeah, its like the wrapping of the present.
You: presents without wrapping are nice, but with wrapping, the surprise is bigger
You: ohh, yes i have!
Stranger: Thats the joy of the loincloth
Stranger: Gets kind of awkward in a strong wind though
You: nothing that a piece of string cant fix...
You: watch out what you tie it to though, could get messy..
Stranger: Maybe that's why people run away when I chase them round trying to pull their clothes of and force a loincloth on them
You: could very well be, yes.
You: but maybe it's the beard.
You: it might be a turn off for most people.
You: too long, too much hair in the wrong place
Stranger: Should I shave it?
Stranger: It.s cool though
You: maybe, or at least trim it.
You: a short manly stubble might work
Stranger: It runs all the way down, goes between my legs and joins on with the hair on the back of my head
You: i'd keep it all at one length, makes for a nice and even look
You: maybe throw a little color in it
Stranger: Pink?
Stranger: Would that be a good look?
You: depending in the season, a little chestnut-brown in the fall, or a lighter brown/dark blonde in the spring
You: pink might be a little too daring
You: but it would be awesome on new years eve, or other special events and parties
Stranger: If people don't like it I can strike them down with lightning though
You: i think there is just a small group who is into that
Stranger: Ah I g2g and do Jesus things
Stranger: See you
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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:00 schreef Ayca het volgende:
nu: gesprek met chinees met behulp van google translate

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:50 schreef Ayca het volgende:

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ik heb ze allemaal gehad

chinese voor het eerst vandaag trouwens

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:59 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Wtf Meki is bekend in turkije
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You: Who is it?
You: Will you win the curved, yellow food?

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:44 schreef Bartaz het volgende:
Ik had al eerder de personen die daarop zitten ingedeeld in vier groepen, ik bleek onvolledig te zijn:

1. Serieuze gesprekken (zijn er maar héél weinig)
2. Gesprekken die serieus beginnen, maar waarin Dateline NBC of Rick Astley opeens inspringt
3. Gesprekken die al onserieus beginnen met Wizards die mana verzamelen om 'an all destructing spell' te kunnen doen.
4. Gesprekken die beginnen met ASL, waarna ---Conversation Partner Disconnected--- komt.
5. Gesprekken waarin je nog niet eens 'hi' kunt zeggen of er wordt een link gespamd.
6. Gesprekken waarin Chinezen met vreemde karakters lopen te gooien.

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello there!
Stranger: From?
You: how are you
Stranger: Male or female?
You: you?
Stranger: I'm going. Fine. You?
You: lol, ja hoor
Stranger: Brazil, you?
You: holland
Stranger: Amsterdam, Ultrecht...?
Stranger: Welkom!
You: Leiden, between Amsterdam and The Hague
You: Dank
Stranger: Niet zo!
You: wel zo
Stranger: I've never heard the name of your town before.
Stranger:
Wat vind je leuk?
You: Thats normal for foreigners, every time i get to a foreign country i say that i am from near Amsterdam
Stranger: All right!!!
Stranger:
Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
You: where does your dutch knowledge come from?
Stranger: A little bit from my neighbour, something from Google Translator.
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
Stranger: I use this tool to practice it.
You: lol, ik geloof er werkeleijk geen ene flikker van
Stranger: Ha! Ha!
You: you are taking me in the Mailing right?
Stranger:
Flicker? How so?
Stranger: Certainly!
Stranger: Mailing? Ooops!!!
You: Me jjamo ....., y tu?
Stranger: Mannelijk of vrouwelijk?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down.
Stranger: Hi !
Stranger: wow
You: ever had that happening to you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm on a laptop
You: do you use a keyboard?
You: ok
You: that would eb even harder i think
Stranger: where do you come from ?
You: netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: France
Stranger: i also meet someone here from Holland
You: je suis desolee mais je ne parlez pas francais
Stranger: no worry , i speak english
You: great
Stranger: a little ^^
Stranger: i'm 14 and you ?
You: im 25
You: turned 25 some days ago
You: you are left handed
Stranger: no
You: it wasnt a question
Stranger: why did you say i was left handed ?
You: why wouldnt i?
You: do you gfeel offended by it?
You: feel*
Stranger: no
Stranger: i think you are really intelligent
You: ok so no need to make a big point out of it right?
You: thats very kind
Stranger: ok ok
You: what gave it away?
Stranger: what are you talking about ?
You: Stranger: i think you are really intelligent - what gave it away?
You: im not too confusing i hope
You: that would be a shame
Stranger: i say that because ... "I should turn my keyboard 180 degrees, it's hard to type unpside-down." that was funny and clever
Stranger: at the same time
Stranger: i Dont know why , but i think so
You: well apart from the obvious typo i made
You: uNpside-dow
You: good thing you copy-pasted it, so i can fix it for my next conversation
You: i wouldnt have spotted it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what is your favourite tv show ?
You: scrubs
You: have you seen it?
You: a hospital comedy
Stranger: no , it must be only of your country
You: no its american
Stranger: ah
Stranger: sorry , gtg
Stranger: go to go
Stranger: bye
You: great
You: toedels

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: we're going to do a backwards conversation, no?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: i had this already once
You: oh
You: thats weird i jsut thought it up myself
Stranger: i know you then
Stranger: hehehehe
You: no this is the fifth omegle conversation in ym life
You: damn my keys keep hopping around on my keyboard
You: let me rearrange them a bit
Stranger: oh you silly!
Stranger: go on
You: ok done, this should be fine now
You: so you already did a backwards conversation once huh?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: but someone tried to do that with me
You: alright
You: i was afraid my memory was playing tricks on me
You: much like my keyboard was
Stranger: okay
You: I take it you disconnected at the previous try
You: concerning the backwards thing
Stranger: i don't remember really
You: seems like Im not the only one with malfunctioning memory
You: do you get enough sleep?
Stranger: usually yes
You: that could screw up your memory quite a bit you know
You: ok
Stranger: i sleep 10 hours at night
You: I envy you
You: were do you find the time
Stranger: i like sleeping
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: but my studies are late
You: yeah me too, but i never want to go to bed, and once im in it I never want to leave it
Stranger: same
You: which study do you do?
Stranger: i think i'm in high school
Stranger: it's my third year
You: but youre not sure?
Stranger: well, it's a bit different here
You: try me...
Stranger: than in america
Stranger: i'll graduate next year
You: things are quite different here too, than in america
Stranger: i sleep all the morning classes
You: thats cool, then you go to college?
Stranger: or university
Stranger: don't know waht's the difference
You: I used to do that, sleeping through my morning classes
Stranger: what's
You: but only on mondays
You: university is for smarter people I think?
Stranger: yeah
You: so uni it will be?
Stranger: don't know yet
Stranger: if i'm smart enough
You: havent you planned a educational carreer yet?
You: I know i hadnt
You: should have though
Stranger: maybe i'll go study geography
Stranger: or ancient roman culture
You: thats nice
You: i went to rome last year on holliday
You: beautifull city
Stranger: but the later is just stupid
You: why?
Stranger: you can't get any job
You: i suppose
Stranger: you will end as cleaner
You: you could write a book, but guess they already have some of those on that subject
Stranger: yeah
You: or work for a travel agency
You: but thats a waste of money
Stranger: there's not that much more to find about the roman culture
You: better take another study then
Stranger: yeah
You: something like ancient zimbabwean culture
You: havent met anyone who has done that yet
Stranger: yeah
You: you can put a bone through your nose and mingle with the locals
You: thatl be blast
You: a blast*
You: you like flowers?
Stranger: some
You: which?
Stranger: like clovers
Stranger: or
You: you like lepregauns too?
You: they like clovers i heared
Stranger: lily-of-the-valleys
You: i dont think the have those in zimbabwe
Stranger: no
You: i like tulips
Stranger: i searched lepragaun
Stranger: and i found this
You: astound me...
Stranger: http://lottieb.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/leprechaun.jpg
You: thats one hot littleperson
You: not too keen on the beard though
Stranger: it's quite bushy
You: yeah you can say that again
Stranger: yeah
You: really... say that again
Stranger: no!
Stranger: it was fun but now it's over
You: you giving me attitude?
Stranger: you know rudy?
You: redfinger?
You: rudy redfinger?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: rudy guilliani?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just rudy
You: rudy rampetamper?
You: oh ok
Stranger: the guy with huge afro!
You: then no
Stranger: and the monk dress
You: monk dont dress
You: most of them are naked
Stranger: not rudy
You: and the ones not naked are dead
You: so i rudy dead?
You: is*
Stranger: rudy is a psychedelic monk
Stranger: no
Stranger: with a violet dress
You: a goa monk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'll show you a picture!
Stranger: wait
You: i dont like pictures really
Stranger: okay then
Stranger: i'll show you it despite that
You: unless a picture of sixteen little rabbits
You: not that i know much large rabbits
Stranger: lookie!
Stranger: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/324427018_51fda2332a.jpg?v=0
Stranger: it's rudy!
You: but i imaging they wouldnt be as fluffy
Stranger: you like rudy's looks?
You: i think thats the guy that gave me a cheeseburger at mcdonalds
You: i ordered a hamburger
You: no rudy looks like shit
Stranger: ok
You: molested shit
You: the kind you find in german movies
You: that kind of stuff
You: you know what im talking about?
Stranger: no
Stranger: porn
Stranger: ?
Stranger: german porn
Stranger: i have heard about it
You: do you associate molested shit with porn?
Stranger: never seen any
Stranger: yes
You: thats dirty man
You: do you get off when taking a dump?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you?
You: not usually no
Stranger: yeah
You: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: yeah
You: birds a calling my name
You: are*
Stranger: ok
You: should i answer them you think?
Stranger: if you want
You: thats not encouraging enough so ill pass
You: anyway... now were on the subject of kittens, hows your bicycle doing?
Stranger: actually i don't know
Stranger: my bicycle is on my grandma's garage
You: afraid it will get stolen?
Stranger: no
You: itll be hard to get too, on her garage
Stranger: the saddle is too high
You: no wonder
Stranger: i can't use it now
You: if you put your biko on a garage the saddle is gonna be on the garage too
You: bike*
Stranger: and i don't have a tool
Stranger: so
You: you are a tool
Stranger: i need to go by bus
Stranger: or walk
You: maybe you can use yourself
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's impossible
You: tried it already?
Stranger: no
You: then how do you know its impossible?
Stranger: but i'm sure
Stranger: i have strong sense of sure
You: it might be improbable but possible not impossible, thats a probability isnt it?
You: possibly*
Stranger: i think i'll leave you now
Stranger: bye

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 20:06 schreef drummerdude het volgende:
Toch vaag hoor, praat je in 1 keer met een Amerikaanse marinier die in Irak zit...

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 22:02 schreef mazaru het volgende:

[..]

Dat wordt je verteld. Maar of het waar is.........
Wie zegt dat ik het niet was?

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 01:09 schreef Flashwin het volgende:
ik ga ook weer ff kansloos doen

edit: omegle down?

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:45 schreef jakkop het volgende:
Het gebeurd me nu al voor de 2e x: ik praat met mezelf

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Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 02:00 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
3 uur gechat met een leuke meid, maar dan eindigt het op een manier waardoor ik niet zeker weet of het nu allemaal een lulverhaal of echt was . Zou er echt iemand zo levenloos kunnen zijn dat je drie uur van je leven eraan verspilt ten koste van een ander?
Heb in ieder geval haar e-mailadres nog.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 19:53 schreef WheeleE het volgende:

Eigenlijk sneu om m straks uit de droom te moeten helpen