Omegle #7

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 你好
You: Hey John!
Stranger: 呵呵
You: Wow that's nice to hear
You: How's Jennifer?
Stranger: 什么意思啊?
You: Is she dead yeah?
You: Well, I'm sorry about that
Stranger: 看不懂啊..
You: So, how's your mom?
Stranger: 你是谁啊?
You: No really?!
You: How?
Stranger: 不明白
Stranger: 呵呵
You: Oh my god
You: Do you dad know that to?
You: Does your*
Stranger: ??
Stranger: 呵呵
You have disconnected.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 14:20 schreef Xikeon het volgende:
Dit sloeg echt nergens op .

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're no strangers to love

Stranger: m/f
You: You know the rules and so do I
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Stranger: m/f?
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: m/f?
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down

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You: I am happy I have competition. It keeps me on my toes all the while and stops me from becoming complacent. So, it works to my advantage.
Stranger: that's good, does it keep you in shape?
You: What is the most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

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You: Hey
You: Jennifer is cheating on you!
Stranger: heyy
You: I swear to god
You: I saw it by myself
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HOW DARE SHE
You: Yeah i'm sorry
You: It was Jeffrey
Stranger: NO THIS MUST BE A LIE
Stranger: ?!?!?!?!?! THAT SHIT HEAD
You: Yeah isn't she
You: You have to take revenge
Stranger: OMG i'm going to kill her
Stranger: so going to
You: Do you have naked pictures of her?
You: Spread them on the internet
You: Take her down!
Stranger: I WILL
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: CRAP
Stranger: WHAT A WHORE
You: Yeah I always said it to you
You: But you didn't believed me
Stranger: it's good to have a friend like you
Stranger: I know, so sorry :/
Stranger: but... I was so blind...
You: Yeah I will always support you
Stranger: khah..
Stranger: That's nice to hear.
You: Yeah, she was a 'sweat' girl, huh
You: A real golddigger
Stranger: you said it!
You: Are we gonna take Jeffrey down to?
Stranger: why not! he has deserved that..
You: Hey don't cry, she isn't that worth
You: I'm really feeling bad for you
Stranger: but.. but..
Stranger: this was such a surprise
You: I understand
Stranger: AND I'M SO MAD!!!!!!
Stranger: but still... just crying here
Stranger: I WONT CRY
Stranger: ILL KILL THEM
You: Pfff
Stranger: in a very ugly way
You: Yeah I'm understand that to
You: Wait
You: I have a idea
You: Act like you don't know nothing
You: She isn't real at work right now
Stranger: wow, how smart you are!
Stranger:
You: And if she come home, you'll take that bitch down
You: I know you want to call her, but don't
You: Plus, she has your car, you need that back
Stranger: I really try not to..
Stranger: should I go behind the door..
Stranger: and stab her back
Stranger: LIKE SHE DID TO ME
You: Yeah!
You: That's a great idea
Stranger: what a sweet revenge :=
Stranger: *
You: Yup
You: But, watch out, maybe she brings Jeff with her
You: Should I come to you?
Stranger: hmm
You: Dave you're ignoring me, don't do anything stupid
You: Oh i thought you did something stupid
Stranger: I have two kives..
Stranger: knives*
Stranger: That was close..
Stranger: She called me
Stranger: I acted normally
You: What did she said?
You: Nice
Stranger: She just asked some shit..
You: She's acting very well
You: But she's not at her office
Stranger: what a bitch
You: Yeah, she must die very very slow
Stranger: OH
Stranger: SHE IS HOME
Stranger: FINALLY
Stranger: I GET MY REVENGE
Stranger: THANKS TO YOU
You: No problem
Stranger: I OWE YOU MY LIFE
You: He, that's where friends for
Stranger: no
Stranger: what a friend u r
Stranger: must go
Stranger: now'
You: Ok
You: Good luck with killing her
Stranger: thanks dude <3
Stranger: yep

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey Josh!
Stranger: Hi Drake!
You: How are you
You: Long time no speak man
You: I heard you are dating Jessica now? She's hot
Stranger: fine and u?
Stranger: ya, I know
You: I'm fine thanks
You: You?
You: Since when have you 2 been together??
Stranger: Jessica? no, with Ana
Stranger: hum, ah, 2 hours?!
You: Wow
You: 2 hours?
You: So you broke up with jessica?
You: I really heard Jessica from Craig.
Stranger: ya, so, u and Gina?
You: No, not yet. We're close though
Stranger: Jessica is a liar
You: What did she do?
Stranger: wow, good luck whit gina
Stranger: Jessica say for everybody
You: Thanks
You: Yea
Stranger: I'm dating with her
You: With jessica??
Stranger: ya
Stranger: but
Stranger: I'm not
You: You are, and you're not? What about Ana?!
Stranger: I just kiss Jessica
Stranger: but I like ana
You: Ah, I bet she's a good kisser
Stranger: wow, u never kiss her?
You: No, I hardly ever see her
Stranger: but, gina, u kiss...?
You: Ofcourse
Stranger: ya, u r man
Stranger: but I...
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: I'm confuse
Stranger: I'm gay? D:
You: Seriously?!
Stranger: no really
Stranger: just joking
You: Ok good
Stranger: why?
Stranger: if I was a gay?
You: I'd be afraid you would come after me
Stranger: HAHA, hey man, i'm not a maniac
You: You better not be!
Stranger: hey man, Jessica come to here now
Stranger: it ended with me
You: It did?
Stranger: yes :/
You: That sucks
Stranger: she say: 'u r wth Ana? So, GOODBYE.'
Stranger: and she gone
You: Ahhh that sucks. Now she won't kiss you anymore!
Stranger: wow, i do some thing with her... than kiss. She wiil be back.
You: Oh my phone is ringing sec
Stranger: all right
You: It's Jess
Stranger: what she say?
You: Oh
You: She's coming over here
You: She was crying
Stranger: serious?
You: Yea
Stranger: what you will do?
You: She was really upset
You: I don't know.. I'll try to calm her down when she gets here
Stranger: ya, i know...
Stranger: I will call to her
You: Okay
Stranger: WOW
Stranger:
she hung up in my face
You: Wow she's really upset
You: Oh the door, she's here
You: sec
Stranger: ok
You: Damn
You: She's mad at you bro
Stranger: wow, talk with her
You: She says she didn't know you were with Ana
Stranger: man
Stranger: i will go for ana
Stranger: stay with jess
You: I think that's a good choice, you're with Ana already and best to stay with her
You: I'll try to cheer up jes
Stranger: and so, do what you want
You: You bet I will
You: Thanks for fucking up with her
You: Now she's mine
Stranger: so, fuck her too o/
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You: where are you from?
Stranger: france
You: cool
Stranger: you?
You: viva la france
You: i am from holland
Stranger: marihuana!
You: yeaahhhh
You:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 14:55 schreef bassiedekloon het volgende:

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heb ik nu echt elke keer

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 15:54 schreef Ayca het volgende:
Stranger: from?
You: the netherlands
Stranger: okey, weeeeeeed


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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 13:59 schreef Chaos-Zero het volgende:
Dacht even dat ik iemand van Fok! te pakken had, maar helaas:
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hei
You: Hi Jake! how ya doin?
Stranger: Yo dude!
Stranger: Long time no see
You: yeah it's been too long!
Stranger: what have you been doing lately?
You: So how's life now? I heard Sarah got pregnant from Allen
You: Ahh you know, the usual stuff... Hanging around with my guys, going on biketrips and stuff
Stranger: Yeah, heard that...
Stranger: So, what's your plans for easter?
You: Too bad, though Allan had aids
Stranger: Ouch!
You: I'm going to my mom to meet with the whole family, that's been a while too since everyone was together the last time
Stranger: I'm not going to ask how he god that

Yeah, maybe we will meet
You:
You: HAha remember Allan's been to South Africa?
You: I guess he got it there
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Aids?
You: yeah xD
Stranger: :|
You: too bad though, aids could kill you! luckily the meds nowadays have improved a lot
Stranger: yeah, true.
Stranger: you're still playing in that band, right?
You: Nooo haven't you heard?
You: We quit last July
You: Bob went to France
Stranger: Too bad, dude.
You: so we couldn't go on with 3 anymore
Stranger: Well, if only Bob had played the guitar, and not the drums you could...
You: Yeah, but a drummer is hard to find nowadays T_T
Stranger: I know
You: but Bob was always the funmaker you know
You: it wouldn't be the same with someone replacing him
Stranger: Yeah, yeah, understand
Stranger: So, you're kickboxing the whole week then?
You: mostly yeah
You: Are you still in with that girl... uhhm whatshername... Sally? no no wait.. Sandy?!
Stranger: Nah, we split up :
Stranger: :|
You:
You: why?
Stranger: Didn't work out that good:(
You: too bad ):
You: did you broke up or she did?
You: any of you both had an affaire?
Stranger: Yeah. What about your lovelife, still single?
You: yep, not a virgin anymore though
You: Been to Amsterdam, lot of good hookers there!
Stranger: Jeez, what happened?
Stranger: OMG:O
Stranger: Last solution for you?
You: haha yeah seemed to be so yeah
You: ahh well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do right? everyone needs to get laid once in a while
Stranger: so true, my friend
You: amsterdam's THE place to be íf you're looking for some hot horny chicks
You: ever been there?
Stranger: Nah
You: you should man! it's great!
You: smoking pot is legal there!
Stranger: But seriously, it was so great talking to you!
You: yeah man! really needed that after so long! =D
Stranger: Gotta go, lunch is ready
You: okay byebye man
Stranger: See ya man!
You: goodluck! talk 2 ya soon!
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3145 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi Ralph, I'm Stacy!
I heard from Ashley you were fun to talk with, so I thought I'd give it a try!
Stranger: Hi Stacy!
You: How's life Ralph?
Stranger: It's ok, i just broke up with Carol...
Stranger: how bout you?
You: Oh really? That's bummer man
You: I'm still dating Eddie
You: Why did you brole up with her? Did she cheat on you?
Stranger: ok yeh...
You: with who? Not Peter right?
Stranger: I'm not sure... I believe his name was Mike or something... i dont really know him
You: Oh no, me neither
Stranger: did you see Peter with her
You: Happy it isn't Peter though! That's such a nice guy
You: No I didn't, but I heard she had an eye on him
Stranger: oh... the slut... why didn't I see that earlier
You: How long have you been dating?
Stranger: i dont know... about 16 months if i'm right... quite a long time..
You: Woow long time indeed!
Stranger: yeh... how long have you been with Eddie so far?
You: Not that long, 'bout half a year now
You: He's just so cute! I really adore him
Stranger: haha yes, he better not cheats on you (:
You: I hope not.. But he's very honest so if he did, he would tell me
Stranger: but I'm sure he wont (:
You: yeah me too ^^
Stranger: yes... I think that actually I knew Carol wasn't honest... but I just didn't want to believe it
You: Yeah, love's blind
You: damnit
You: I got to go..
You: my moms yelling to me I have to do my homework T_T
You: talk 2 ya later ralph! Nice talking to you
Stranger: hehe I'm 'doing my homework' right now
You: hahaha :p
You: My mom's smart enough to know I'm not
You: but I'll talk to ya soon!
Stranger: hehe byebye my mom isnt here (A)
You: byebye
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Stranger: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action.
You: Look out, behind you!
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Stranger: hey ho
You: Let's go
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 你好 [Hallo]
You: Hey John!
Stranger: 呵呵 [Hehe]
You: Wow that's nice to hear
You: How's Jennifer?
Stranger: 什么意思啊? [Wat bedoel je?]
You: Is she dead yeah?
You: Well, I'm sorry about that
Stranger: 看不懂啊.. [Kan het niet lezen...]
You: So, how's your mom?
Stranger: 你是谁啊? [Wie ben jij?]
You: No really?!
You: How?
Stranger: 不明白 [Begrijp het niet]
Stranger: 呵呵 [Hehe]
You: Oh my god
You: Do you dad know that to?
You: Does your*
Stranger: ??
Stranger: 呵呵 [Hehe]
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: you are talking to Miss Hawaii USA 8th Runner Up!
You: great! you're talking to an ordinary dutch guy!
Stranger: Holland or Netherlands?
You: are the same
Stranger: is that the land of prostitutes?

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 16:40 schreef Ketho het volgende:
vertaling van Dunax zijn chat
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