Omegle #8

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 03:41 schreef TubewayDigital het volgende:
ik hoop dat we elkaar in de maling aan het nemen zijn want dit is gewoon zielig.

Ik heb hier een 56 jarige mechanicus uit Duitsland die denkt dat ik een lekker wijf ben

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 00:05 schreef senderrr het volgende:
op school gingen we in de mediatheek allemaal op omegle maar we werden alleen met elkaar verbonden :S vage shit gek!

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 11:27 schreef Suusje-V het volgende:
Haha ik praat nu met een 20 jarige chinees die heel slecht engels kan xD
En hij zegt dat er in zijn Engels boek staat dat in amerika high school hetzelfde is als de universiteit xD
domme chinezen maarja

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 11:33 schreef Flashwin het volgende:

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[ afbeelding ] Als het kon, had ik jullie beide nu gedisconnect.

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 11:27 schreef Suusje-V het volgende:
Haha ik praat nu met een 20 jarige chinees die heel slecht engels kan xD
En hij zegt dat er in zijn Engels boek staat dat in amerika high school hetzelfde is als de universiteit xD
domme chinezen maarja

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You: 'Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i was produced on a line that may have handled milk, is that ok?
You: Any kind of nuts involved?
Stranger: yes, i may also contain nuts
You: That might cause trouble, but I'm willing to take the risk.
You: I'm living on the edge.
Stranger: i see,,
Stranger: how is the edge these days?
You: Haven't spoken to him in a while, although I am living on him.
You: His beanie is warm and fuzzy.
Stranger: good good,
Stranger: but that do gooder bono always trys to steal it?
You: Yes, but when he does, the edge makes fun of Bono's glasses. It makes him run and cry.
Stranger: good, their music is poor any way
Stranger: now danny elfman, thats a musician
You: I had to google him, my knowledge of music is inferiour.
Stranger: good, i am a musical dominatrix
You: Elves make me think of Frodo.
Stranger: why so is this man from the edge?
You: What? No...
You: Don't mix those up.
Stranger: elves, hobbits and the edge?
Stranger: why?
You: That would be unlocking all gates of evil and beyond.
Stranger: true but I'm at a place called Vertigo so it doesnt matter to me
Stranger: look at me, dominating all over you
You: I couldn't go there, the black chemtrails would drive me insane.
Stranger: there fine, now bob geldof he drives me insane

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You: sex
Stranger: COME ON
You: where?
Stranger: anywhere
You: Ok, meet me there in 5 minutes.
Stranger: good! bye
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Op zondag 12 april 2009 15:56 schreef Gitaarmat het volgende:
Zijn er wel eens mensen geweest van FOK! die elkaar tegenkwamen?

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Stranger: hello
You: Hi, this is Jim from the Omegle staff.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action.
Stranger: haha
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: hello
You: Do you have a reason for this?
Stranger: a reason for what, sorry?
You: As I said, we have received multiple complaints of inappropriate behavior by you
You: We just want to check your side of the story to see what's going on
Stranger: really now? and who are you?
You: I'm Jim from Omegle
Stranger: what is omegle?
You: I guess there's no problem, but there were some reports about asking underage nude pictures
Stranger: what is omegle?
You: This is Omegle, a chatbox that links you to strangers all over the world
You: You're now in Omegle
You: Are you the only that uses that PC?
Stranger: and where are your oficies based?
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: where are you offices?
You: We're based in Seattle, but now we only have a virtual office
You: Again: Are you the only that uses that PC?
Stranger: ooh a virtual office
Stranger: how many of you are there?
You: I'm not in an office right now
Stranger: working in the virtual omegle head quarters?
You: But can you please answer the questions I've asked you?
Stranger: how many of you are there working in the virtual omegle head quarters?
You: We don't want to inform the authorities, we just want to hear both sides of the story before going into action.
You: There have been complaints about a user that was on your IP-adress
Stranger: both sides of what story?
You: It could be a dynamic IP-adress or maybe someone else is on your pc
You: There were complaints about rude behavior, and requests for (underage) porn
You: Omegle is meant for a nice chat, not for those stuff
Stranger: not for those stuff eh?
You: As I said, there have been complaints and we want to know what has happened according to you
Stranger: who complained?
You: So can you please say if you have been doing what I just said.
Stranger: any of those stuff
You: Have you requested underage porn? I don't know where you're from, but many countries and Omegle don't accept that
Stranger: who complained please?
You: We can't tell that
Stranger: ok how many complaints
You: We aren't going to harm the privacy of our users
You: We've got multiple complaints. I'm not moving into details, but I have said what the complaints were about
Stranger: no you havn't
You: Can you please tell if they're true or not
You: I already said that maybe someone is using your IP-adress (it could be a dynamic IP-adress) or that someone else on your PC has been on Omegle
Stranger: is that so?
You: Can you confirm the complaints or not?
Stranger: i can confirm that there wern't any complaints
You: Okay, that's possible
Stranger: good
You: Are there other people that use your PC as well?
Stranger: none of your buisness
You: Well, it IS our business
Stranger: no its not
You: I'm sorry, but a program like Omegle has rules and the laws also have restrictions
You: So please tell if other people use your PC
Stranger: where are the rules please?
You: We operate according to the country's laws and restrictions
You: And exchanging and requesting underage porn is not permitted
You: Besides that, we as Omegle don't accept rude and obscene language
Stranger: no sorry, you mentioned Omegle's 'rules'. can i see them please?
Stranger: what country?
You: I guess you know that Seattle is located in the United States of America
Stranger: but you said your offices were virtual
You: Can you please tell again how many people use your pc
Stranger: no
You: I said we're based in Seattle
You: Not that our head quarters are in Seattle
Stranger: haha
Stranger: can i see omegle's rules please
You: Every corporation needs to be registered
You: And we're registered in Seattle
Stranger: right
You: Okay, I'm happy you understand that
Stranger: and your rules are based...?
Stranger: where?
Stranger: can i see them?
You: About the rules, I'm afraid they're not published already
Stranger: oh ok
You: You may know that we're young and fast growing
Stranger: so if they're not published then you shouldn't expect people to abide by them
You: You're right on that
Stranger: i didn't know that no
You: However, that doesn't mean that we can't use ethical rules
Stranger: what ethical rules?
You: If you think it's normal to swear, use obscene words and ask for underage porn I guess that's pretty strange
Stranger: can i see your ethical rules please?
You: Maybe you don't know what I mean. What I mean is that those rules are unwritten but are respected most of the time by most of the people
Stranger: swear and use onscene words aswell? shocking
You: Well, Omegle is there to make a nice chat between strangers possible
Stranger: most of the time by most of the people. interesting
You: Not to cause fights and stuff
Stranger: and stuff
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so
Stranger: have you finished then?
You: Have I finished what?
Stranger: i don't know
You: Then what do you mean?
Stranger: whatever it is you're doing here
You: However, we've already moved to measures
Stranger: would you say you are a person of authority on omegel?
You: Yeah, I would say that
You: But we've already moved into measures
Stranger: not being very authoritative are you
Stranger: ok what measures have you moved into?
You: I was when we moved into measures
You: Then I was very authoritative
Stranger: were you
You: Yeah
Stranger: what measures?
You: I fucked your sister last night.
You: And she found me very authoritative
You: See you later
Stranger: shame
You: Dickhead

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 15:55 schreef Robertv het volgende:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: good day, stranger!
Stranger: hola.
Stranger: wheres your clothes?
You: On the ground, of course.
You: Are you telling me I should put them back on?
Stranger: mmm okay, i dont know wheres mine..
Stranger: and im not telling you nothing
You: Hmm. Have you tried looking at your own body? It's like glasses sometimes.
You: You just forget you're wearing them.
Stranger: nope... im naked
Stranger: so i think thats not possible
You: Maybe you dyed it transparant.
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: or just veeeeery tight leggins
You: Yes. This is the most probable theory this far.
Stranger: with the colour of my skin
You: It's a great opening for in a bar, though.
Stranger: but this is horrible
Stranger: heres cold
Stranger: and so are in the bar also
You: You should run to the nearest shower. Then just stay there untill you remember where they were again.
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You: Good day, sir.
You: or madam.
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: Oh, right.
Stranger: 说母语
You: Personally I'm more of a 'I can understand you'-guy.
You: You know, for real conversations?
Stranger: what u want?
Stranger: what you want from here?
You: Porsche Cayenne wouldn't be unwanted.
Stranger: i have cayenne
Stranger: for a year
You: Amazing, mike!
Stranger: and i have a benz slk 55 amg
You: of course you have!
Stranger: so what u want from me ?
Stranger: my pussy?
You: Well let's start with those two cars, right?
Stranger: my ass?
You: And then we'll see about the pussy and ass story.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i dont have pussy
Stranger: and i wont give u my ass
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dude!
Stranger: what
You: Your wallet.
You: Now.
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i'm a ninja
Stranger: i kill u
You: A REAL ONE?!
You: Shit! I apologize so much!
Stranger: of course
You: I though you were just a regular bloke, and I though, well, that wallet seems nice.
Stranger: no problem, sir.
You: So now that we're having this conversation I sure must be dead, right?
You: I mean, it's not like ninja's have time for a little chit-chat in an alley.
Stranger: that's right dude
Stranger: have a good time in hell
You: Well it's not that bad over here, really.
You: Lot's of weed and hookers.
You: Looks like Holland.
Stranger: sure
You: I live in Holland so actually I'm not sure which one I'm in now, Holland or Hell.
Stranger: ha
You: Remember me, ninja man. this was worth dying for.

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 22:44 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: wassssuuuuuuuup
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: sorry, that was plain annoying
You: i'm from the netherlands
You: that's annoying as well
Stranger: Do you like tulips?
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: where are you from again?
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: Is that near Holland?
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: How about hasish?
Stranger: ANd
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: and gay porn - thats what the netherlands is all about ja?
You: I'm from the netherlands
Stranger: Are you frank, Anne?
You: you made me lol
Stranger: Sorry I've forgotton where you're from?
You: I'm from the netherlands

ik viel nog wel uit mijn rol

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 00:05 schreef senderrr het volgende:
op school gingen we in de mediatheek allemaal op omegle maar we werden alleen met elkaar verbonden :S vage shit gek!

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Op zondag 12 april 2009 12:25 schreef Supersoep het volgende:

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Haha ja want jij bent natuurlijk veel slimmer!

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Stranger: Gosh.
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