GC General Chat
Hier kun je praten over van alles en nog wat. Eigenlijk alles wat niet in een van de andere rubrieken thuishoort.
Lijkt wel alsof de site zijn top gehad heeft. Toen ik via Fok op Omegle terecht kwam waren er 4000+ users online, nu nog maar 1250. Omegle is toch wel leuk hoor.
There are no Saviours, there are no Kings, the Power lies in your head
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock knock
Stranger: Who's there?
You: shut
Stranger: Shut who?
You: Shut the fuck up.
Stranger: lol!
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en deze ;p
quote:Connecting to server...
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Stranger: she is really mean
Stranger: I dont like her
Stranger: she hit me
You: PLEASE TALK WITH CAPSLOCK ON SIR. THIS IS THE CAPSLOCK ROOM
Stranger: she hit charlie too
You: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU WITHOUT CAPSLOCK
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: NICE
Stranger: ARE YOU A FELLOW /B/TARD?
You: YES
Stranger: (WHAT ABOUT CAPS AND BRACKETS?)
You: WHAT DO YOU GUESS, WE ARE BOTH IDIOTS TALKING WITH CAPS
You: (THATS EVEN BETTER)
Stranger: (YEEAAAAAH)
You: (THIS FORM OF CHATTING WILL CONQUER THE WORLD SOON)
Stranger: (TRY MAKING SMILEYS)
You: (:))
Stranger: (IT IS REALLY HARD)
You: (IT LOOKS LIKE TWO EYES IN A SHELL)
Stranger: (LOOKS ALL STRANGE )
Stranger: (DOES THIS WORK:)
You: (WE SHOULD BRING THIS TO THE WORLD:))
Stranger: (HMM, NO)
Stranger: OOH
You: (IN THAT CASE WE MUST LEAVE NOW)
Stranger: (WHAT ABOUT DOUBLE SMILEYS?)
You: (GOODBYE THE ONLY FRIEND I EVER HAD)
Stranger: (LIKE)
You: (LIKE WUT?)
Stranger: (:) hELLO (:)
Stranger: WHIOO
Stranger: i AM FREE OF BRACKETS
Stranger: NEATO
You: (:) THATS MAGNIFICENT (:)
You: *PUTS BRACKETS ON STRANGERS TEXT*
Stranger: cAPSlOCKrOCKS
You: (BACK WITH THE BRACKETS YOU)
Stranger: (SORRY)
You: (GOOD)
Stranger: (WHAT IS YER FAVE WEBBYSITE)
You: (GOODBYE!)
Stranger: (BYE)
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[ Bericht 65% gewijzigd door Trommeldaris op 20-04-2009 22:44:16 ]
Nobody knows what's going to happen. And then we film it. That's the whole concept.
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deze kwam ik dus tegen net
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deze kwam ik dus tegen net
[quote][img=12,12]http://i.fokzine.net/templates/new/i/p/1.gif[/img] Op dinsdag 2 juni 2009 02:28 schreef 8D het volgende:
Netzoals die mensen die nog aan het posten zijn rond deze tijd op Fok! Kansloos gewoon :') !
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Netzoals die mensen die nog aan het posten zijn rond deze tijd op Fok! Kansloos gewoon :') !
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ik zie ff niet in wat dat moet voorstellen xDquote:Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 02:10 schreef Sjibble het volgende:
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Spermabeah!quote:Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 16:40 schreef Suusje-V het volgende:
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ik zie ff niet in wat dat moet voorstellen xD
quote:You: WELL HELLO THERE MATE
Stranger: hi O.O
You: WHAT ARE THOSE O'S
Stranger: like eyes
Stranger: easy with the caps dood
You: I USE SHIFT
Stranger: use caps instead
You: THANKS NOW IT'S MUCH EASIER TO TYPE
You: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me: Knock Knock
Stranger: There are no doors in the internet.
Stranger: Only tubes and paradoxes.
kudT
[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door Renderclippur op 21-04-2009 21:43:40 ]
Stranger: There are no doors in the internet.
Stranger: Only tubes and paradoxes.
kudT[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door Renderclippur op 21-04-2009 21:43:40 ]
The internet is a series of tubesquote:Op dinsdag 21 april 2009 21:37 schreef Renderclippur het volgende:
Me: Knock Knock
Stranger: There are no doors in the internet.
Stranger: Only tubes and paradoxes.
Nobody knows what's going to happen. And then we film it. That's the whole concept.
quote:Stranger: hi
You: Hee
Stranger: you stupid shitty fuck
Stranger: asshole
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Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: stupid bitch
You: yeh, same to you mate!
Stranger: you autralian faggot
Stranger: go fuck yo self
You: Not an aussie... I'm sorry...
Stranger: ill bust a glock in yo ass bitch ass faggot
You: * Shaking *
You: Well, you fucking scared the crap out of me...
You: but, how are you doing?
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You: yo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: wanna help save earth?
You: yes i sure want to
Stranger: go here to sign the petition http://tinyurl.com/dyx6vg
You: Why Cindy, Why?
Stranger: yes
You: lmao
You: thats the site it routes to
Stranger: that's where its supposed to go.
You: i got this extension for firefox decoding tinyurl's
Stranger: the admin is named cindy.
You: "Cindy You SLUT" says the title, as i can see with this nifty tool, and i don't think that'll save the earth ^^
Stranger: we currently have ~300 signatures and we need 1000
Stranger: ...
Stranger:
You: ^^
Stranger: DAMN YOU FIREFOX!
You: pwned
You: kthxbai
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Maar is wss toch een pedobear ^^
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: wanna help save earth?
You: yes i sure want to
Stranger: go here to sign the petition http://tinyurl.com/dyx6vg
You: Why Cindy, Why?
Stranger: yes
You: lmao
You: thats the site it routes to
Stranger: that's where its supposed to go.
You: i got this extension for firefox decoding tinyurl's
Stranger: the admin is named cindy.
You: "Cindy You SLUT" says the title, as i can see with this nifty tool, and i don't think that'll save the earth ^^
Stranger: we currently have ~300 signatures and we need 1000
Stranger: ...
Stranger:
You: ^^
Stranger: DAMN YOU FIREFOX!
You: pwned
You: kthxbai
You have disconnected.
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Heb de MSN van een 17 jarige zweedse gekregenquote:Op woensdag 22 april 2009 00:20 schreef W00fer het volgende:
Er moeten meer 16 jarige zweedse chicks op Omegle
Maar is wss toch een pedobear ^^
Op vrijdag 24 april 2009 09:53 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent *O*
Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent *O*
quote:Stranger: Let's play word association. You know that game? I say a word and then you say the first word that comes to your mind.
You: Okay
Stranger: Cat
You: the first word that comes to your mind.
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wilde eigelijk beetje gaan kloten maar had er toch geen zin in
quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 11/f/ny
Stranger: oh god, are you really 11?
You: oops
You: 21
You: :$
Stranger: I was hoping you're not 11
Stranger: 19/m/fl
You: well that's good
Stranger: sure
You: because otherwise you'd have a problem i thikn
Stranger: haha yeah.
You: ok
You: so tell me
You: what do you do?
Stranger: right now, i go to college
You: Ok have fun bye!
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You: knock knock
Stranger: hello
Stranger: =]
You: knock knock
Stranger: where are you from?
You: knock knock
You: knock knock
Stranger: of the knock knock land?
You: knock knock
Stranger: bye
You: who is there?
Stranger: konck konck
You: Knock Knock who?
Stranger: knock knock don't know
You: ............fail
You: :,-)
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You: i go to the disco tonight
You: you know what disco?
Stranger: fuck yes I do
You: to disco NNECT
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You: you know what disco?
Stranger: fuck yes I do
You: to disco NNECT
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Op vrijdag 24 april 2009 09:53 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent *O*
Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent *O*
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!quote:Op donderdag 23 april 2009 21:52 schreef De_Jostiband het volgende:
You: i go to the disco tonight
You: you know what disco?
Stranger: fuck yes I do
You: to disco NNECT
You have disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: are you going to the disco tonight?
Stranger: no
You: I am
Stranger: i go to metal festivals dorkhead
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wtf
You: i go to metal festivals dorkhead
Stranger: i'm horny
You: oh are you?
You: then go to a metal festival
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You: i go to metal festivals
Stranger: my favorite type of metal is titanium
Stranger: what about you?
You: De Jostiband Metal
Stranger: where do you use that type of metal
You: in your mums ass
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You: What is your IQ?
Stranger: u tell me
You: 5?
You: Lower than my fridges IQ?
Stranger: not everyone's the same as urs dude
You: hehe no i'm too smart
Stranger: now u get how much it is huh
You: noone can be like me
You: the grandmaster of anything
You: i am the grandmaster
Stranger: thats what hitlet thought before he commited suicide
Stranger: hitler*
You: you know why he did it though?
You: he couldn't pay the gass bill
Stranger: may be he met someone like you
You: nope, he couldn't pay the gas bill, if he knew me, he could do so
You: cause i'm richer than anyone
You: i am the grandmaster
You: the grandmaster is rich
Stranger: and dumber
You: powerful
You: has knives
You: and can stab anyone
You: so don't even dare to challenge meh
Stranger: what are you? some kind of comic freak huh?
You: no, i am the grandmaster, i just told you but you can't remember cause ur IQ is lower than my fridges
Stranger: use those knives and stuff them up ur ass
You: i already st00f em up yours
You: so yeah
You: ur dying in 24 hours
You: or so
You: cause: toe cancer
Stranger: no u cant..cuz u have 'em
You: no, i had em
You: not anymore
Stranger: u have penis cancer
Stranger: =))
You: ur mom has
You: she has 3 penises
You: one to fuck you, one to fuck your dad, and one to earn money wiv
Stranger: i cut ur mom's penis
Stranger: but it keeps growing back
You: nah, you sucked it
You: she told me
You: but she said you were just out of ur closet
You: cause you werent all that good
Stranger: yeah..i fucked her. so what...u have no dick..u cant do it
Stranger: oh may be u have half vigina and half penis
You: i have 3 dicks, one to fuck your mom, one to fuck your other mom, and one to fuck your sister
Stranger: three dicks..huh ..thats kinda creepy
You: yeah
You: i can use em all 3 at the same time to slap you in the face wiv em
You: it'd KO you
Stranger: u try it and im gonna cut those penises and stuff in ur mouth
You: you cant cut a 5 foot penis
Stranger: and if wasted throw them to dogs
You: i can stab your head in half with it
Stranger: yea i can ..remember ...u said i have the knives now
You: yeah but theyre in ur ass, and i wont fuck YOU in the ass
You: that'd be gross
You: and the grandmaster aint gross
You: never
Stranger: u cant stab a small prick with it
You: you cant stab a large prick (mine) neither cause theyre in ur ass
You: and otherwise you're hands would turn brown
You: would you want that?
You: EEEW
You: that grosses me out
You: you just grossed out the grandmaster
You: shame on you
Stranger: why the hell motherfuckers like you even come here
Stranger: lazy lame ass stupid
You: there can only be one grandmaster
Stranger: dumb bastard
Stranger: shit eating rat bastard
You: but nwo i'm bored
You: so yeah
Stranger: get the hell outta here
You: i come and chat with low profile people ^.^
You: to see what its like being low profile
You: i can't know
You: i'm a grandmaster
Stranger: go eat ur momma's shit and ur father shit and that grandmaster crap of urs
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Stranger: i am eating a mixture of my own sperm and my ear wax
You: i like spam
Stranger: me too
Stranger: and corned beef
You: how do you prepare ear wax?
Stranger: just put a finger in your ear
Stranger: and then take out the yellow stuff
Stranger: then cook it
Stranger: it tastes nice
Stranger: but i have to add more salt
Stranger: and less pepper next time
You: thanks for the culinary tips...gotta run!
Stranger: np
Stranger: lemme know how it tastes
[ Bericht 30% gewijzigd door De_Jostiband op 23-04-2009 22:54:48 ]
Stranger: i'm horny
You: oh are you?
You: then go to a metal festival
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: i go to metal festivals
Stranger: my favorite type of metal is titanium
Stranger: what about you?
You: De Jostiband Metal
Stranger: where do you use that type of metal
You: in your mums ass
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is your IQ?
Stranger: u tell me
You: 5?
You: Lower than my fridges IQ?
Stranger: not everyone's the same as urs dude
You: hehe no i'm too smart
Stranger: now u get how much it is huh
You: noone can be like me
You: the grandmaster of anything
You: i am the grandmaster
Stranger: thats what hitlet thought before he commited suicide
Stranger: hitler*
You: you know why he did it though?
You: he couldn't pay the gass bill
Stranger: may be he met someone like you
You: nope, he couldn't pay the gas bill, if he knew me, he could do so
You: cause i'm richer than anyone
You: i am the grandmaster
You: the grandmaster is rich
Stranger: and dumber
You: powerful
You: has knives
You: and can stab anyone
You: so don't even dare to challenge meh
Stranger: what are you? some kind of comic freak huh?
You: no, i am the grandmaster, i just told you but you can't remember cause ur IQ is lower than my fridges
Stranger: use those knives and stuff them up ur ass
You: i already st00f em up yours
You: so yeah
You: ur dying in 24 hours
You: or so
You: cause: toe cancer
Stranger: no u cant..cuz u have 'em
You: no, i had em
You: not anymore
Stranger: u have penis cancer
Stranger: =))
You: ur mom has
You: she has 3 penises
You: one to fuck you, one to fuck your dad, and one to earn money wiv
Stranger: i cut ur mom's penis
Stranger: but it keeps growing back
You: nah, you sucked it
You: she told me
You: but she said you were just out of ur closet
You: cause you werent all that good
Stranger: yeah..i fucked her. so what...u have no dick..u cant do it
Stranger: oh may be u have half vigina and half penis
You: i have 3 dicks, one to fuck your mom, one to fuck your other mom, and one to fuck your sister
Stranger: three dicks..huh ..thats kinda creepy
You: yeah
You: i can use em all 3 at the same time to slap you in the face wiv em
You: it'd KO you
Stranger: u try it and im gonna cut those penises and stuff in ur mouth
You: you cant cut a 5 foot penis
Stranger: and if wasted throw them to dogs
You: i can stab your head in half with it
Stranger: yea i can ..remember ...u said i have the knives now
You: yeah but theyre in ur ass, and i wont fuck YOU in the ass
You: that'd be gross
You: and the grandmaster aint gross
You: never
Stranger: u cant stab a small prick with it
You: you cant stab a large prick (mine) neither cause theyre in ur ass
You: and otherwise you're hands would turn brown
You: would you want that?
You: EEEW
You: that grosses me out
You: you just grossed out the grandmaster
You: shame on you
Stranger: why the hell motherfuckers like you even come here
Stranger: lazy lame ass stupid
You: there can only be one grandmaster
Stranger: dumb bastard
Stranger: shit eating rat bastard
You: but nwo i'm bored
You: so yeah
Stranger: get the hell outta here
You: i come and chat with low profile people ^.^
You: to see what its like being low profile
You: i can't know
You: i'm a grandmaster
Stranger: go eat ur momma's shit and ur father shit and that grandmaster crap of urs
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Stranger: i am eating a mixture of my own sperm and my ear wax
You: i like spam
Stranger: me too
Stranger: and corned beef
You: how do you prepare ear wax?
Stranger: just put a finger in your ear
Stranger: and then take out the yellow stuff
Stranger: then cook it
Stranger: it tastes nice
Stranger: but i have to add more salt
Stranger: and less pepper next time
You: thanks for the culinary tips...gotta run!
Stranger: np
Stranger: lemme know how it tastes
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Op vrijdag 24 april 2009 09:53 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent *O*
Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent *O*
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Stranger: W0000T NICE!
Stranger: *pulls down pants*
You: *follows suit*
Stranger: *rubs cock*
You: *rubs my cock*
Stranger: YOU HAVE A COCK?
You: YES
Stranger: FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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You: *rubs my cock*
Stranger: YOU HAVE A COCK?
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Stranger: FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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Op vrijdag 24 april 2009 09:53 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent *O*
Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bent *O*
Ik heb er eens goed over nagedacht, en de conclusie is dat jij de meest kansloze user in dit topic bentquote:Op donderdag 23 april 2009 22:13 schreef De_Jostiband het volgende:
You: i go to metal festivals dorkhead
Stranger: i'm horny
You: oh are you?
You: then go to a metal festival
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You: i go to metal festivals
Stranger: my favorite type of metal is titanium
Stranger: what about you?
You: De Jostiband Metal
Stranger: where do you use that type of metal
You: in your mums ass
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You: What is your IQ?
Stranger: u tell me
You: 5?
You: Lower than my fridges IQ?
Stranger: not everyone's the same as urs dude
You: hehe no i'm too smart
Stranger: now u get how much it is huh
You: noone can be like me
You: the grandmaster of anything
You: i am the grandmaster
Stranger: thats what hitlet thought before he commited suicide
Stranger: hitler*
You: you know why he did it though?
You: he couldn't pay the gass bill
Stranger: may be he met someone like you
You: nope, he couldn't pay the gas bill, if he knew me, he could do so
You: cause i'm richer than anyone
You: i am the grandmaster
You: the grandmaster is rich
Stranger: and dumber
You: powerful
You: has knives
You: and can stab anyone
You: so don't even dare to challenge meh
Stranger: what are you? some kind of comic freak huh?
You: no, i am the grandmaster, i just told you but you can't remember cause ur IQ is lower than my fridges
Stranger: use those knives and stuff them up ur ass
You: i already st00f em up yours
You: so yeah
You: ur dying in 24 hours
You: or so
You: cause: toe cancer
Stranger: no u cant..cuz u have 'em
You: no, i had em
You: not anymore
Stranger: u have penis cancer
Stranger: =))
You: ur mom has
You: she has 3 penises
You: one to fuck you, one to fuck your dad, and one to earn money wiv
Stranger: i cut ur mom's penis
Stranger: but it keeps growing back
You: nah, you sucked it
You: she told me
You: but she said you were just out of ur closet
You: cause you werent all that good
Stranger: yeah..i fucked her. so what...u have no dick..u cant do it
Stranger: oh may be u have half vigina and half penis
You: i have 3 dicks, one to fuck your mom, one to fuck your other mom, and one to fuck your sister
Stranger: three dicks..huh ..thats kinda creepy
You: yeah
You: i can use em all 3 at the same time to slap you in the face wiv em
You: it'd KO you
Stranger: u try it and im gonna cut those penises and stuff in ur mouth
You: you cant cut a 5 foot penis
Stranger: and if wasted throw them to dogs
You: i can stab your head in half with it
Stranger: yea i can ..remember ...u said i have the knives now
You: yeah but theyre in ur ass, and i wont fuck YOU in the ass
You: that'd be gross
You: and the grandmaster aint gross
You: never
Stranger: u cant stab a small prick with it
You: you cant stab a large prick (mine) neither cause theyre in ur ass
You: and otherwise you're hands would turn brown
You: would you want that?
You: EEEW
You: that grosses me out
You: you just grossed out the grandmaster
You: shame on you
Stranger: why the hell motherfuckers like you even come here
Stranger: lazy lame ass stupid
You: there can only be one grandmaster
Stranger: dumb bastard
Stranger: shit eating rat bastard
You: but nwo i'm bored
You: so yeah
Stranger: get the hell outta here
You: i come and chat with low profile people ^.^
You: to see what its like being low profile
You: i can't know
You: i'm a grandmaster
Stranger: go eat ur momma's shit and ur father shit and that grandmaster crap of urs
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Stranger: i am eating a mixture of my own sperm and my ear wax
You: i like spam
Stranger: me too
Stranger: and corned beef
You: how do you prepare ear wax?
Stranger: just put a finger in your ear
Stranger: and then take out the yellow stuff
Stranger: then cook it
Stranger: it tastes nice
Stranger: but i have to add more salt
Stranger: and less pepper next time
You: thanks for the culinary tips...gotta run!
Stranger: np
Stranger: lemme know how it tastes
Ben ik nou zo charmant, of zit het nou echt vol met geile finse vrouwtjes?
Ze worden helemaal pissig als je niet ingaat op hun "cyber-advances".
Ik ben sinds mijn ABBA revival music night niet meer zo vaak homo genoemd.
Ze worden helemaal pissig als je niet ingaat op hun "cyber-advances".
Ik ben sinds mijn ABBA revival music night niet meer zo vaak homo genoemd.
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You: i would say i'm sorry
You: if i thought that that would change your mind
Stranger: Okey, hmm
Stranger: almost
You: but i know that this time
You: i've said too much
Stranger: Wanna buy a polar bear?
You: been too unkind
Stranger: Got many colours
You: i try to laugh about it
You: cover it all up with lies
Stranger: lol
You: i try and laugh about it
Stranger: totally fked up?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you suck
You: hiding the tears in my eyes
Stranger: ok bye
Stranger: vodka for life
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bye
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Was ik bijna bij de ontknoping (Boys Don't Cry for de dickheads)
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You: i would say i'm sorry
You: if i thought that that would change your mind
Stranger: Okey, hmm
Stranger: almost
You: but i know that this time
You: i've said too much
Stranger: Wanna buy a polar bear?
You: been too unkind
Stranger: Got many colours
You: i try to laugh about it
You: cover it all up with lies
Stranger: lol
You: i try and laugh about it
Stranger: totally fked up?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you suck
You: hiding the tears in my eyes
Stranger: ok bye
Stranger: vodka for life
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bye
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Was ik bijna bij de ontknoping
(Boys Don't Cry for de dickheads)
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Stranger: hi
You: HEY
Stranger: asl?
You: What's wrong with you?
Stranger: nothing
You: You're lookin' kind of down to me
Stranger: why?
You: 'Cause things ain't gettin' over
Stranger: what do you mean
You: Listen to what I say
Stranger: ok
You: Got to turn around
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Stranger: hi
You: HEY
Stranger: asl?
You: What's wrong with you?
Stranger: nothing
You: You're lookin' kind of down to me
Stranger: why?
You: 'Cause things ain't gettin' over
Stranger: what do you mean
You: Listen to what I say
Stranger: ok
You: Got to turn around
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Stranger: r u a female
You: yeah.. u?
Stranger: no im a male
Stranger: im wanking
You: me too
Stranger: really how
You: i use my dildo for it
Stranger: o right
You: unfort. i'm not blessed with a penis
Stranger: kl what color is it
Stranger: the dildo
You: Pink! and brown....
Stranger: kl
Stranger: do you like to give blowjobs
Stranger: what about handjobs
You: do you?
Stranger: r u horny
You: yeah i got the dildo up in my ass now, my little star went to a circle
Stranger: you want to see me on video
You: only if you have blond hair and blue eyes, because hitler is my hero!!!!
You: no other race allowed
Stranger: type in xnxx on google
Stranger: its my page
You: my page is on youporn.com
You: i'm all over it
Stranger: look at mine
You: are you looking at mine?
Stranger: a link
Stranger: ?
You: http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2325
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You: yeah.. u?
Stranger: no im a male
Stranger: im wanking
You: me too
Stranger: really how
You: i use my dildo for it
Stranger: o right
You: unfort. i'm not blessed with a penis
Stranger: kl what color is it
Stranger: the dildo
You: Pink! and brown....
Stranger: kl
Stranger: do you like to give blowjobs
Stranger: what about handjobs
You: do you?
Stranger: r u horny
You: yeah i got the dildo up in my ass now, my little star went to a circle
Stranger: you want to see me on video
You: only if you have blond hair and blue eyes, because hitler is my hero!!!!
You: no other race allowed
Stranger: type in xnxx on google
Stranger: its my page
You: my page is on youporn.com
You: i'm all over it
Stranger: look at mine
You: are you looking at mine?
Stranger: a link
Stranger: ?
You: http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2325
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