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Shit midden in een leuk gesprek valt ie weg We waren net over de betekenis van Pasen aan het praten.
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Stranger: WITHOUT THE MEX
Stranger: AND WITH THE IRIE
Stranger: PENIS!!!
Stranger: VAGINA!!!
Stranger: BOOBS!!!
Stranger: CUM!!!
Stranger: SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!!!!
Stranger: CUNT!!!
Stranger: SPHINCTER!!!
Stranger: MAYONAZI!!!
Stranger: RECTAL CANCER!!!
Stranger: VIOLENT
Stranger: PIG
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: POLKA DOT FETISH!!!
Stranger: 10 HOUR PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXORZ
Stranger: GET RIGHT BEFORE HE STARTS RAPING SOME N00BS?!?!?!?
Stranger: .
Stranger: A PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXOR PUT ON HIS PWNER?!?!?!
Stranger: N00BRICINTE
Stranger: FUGLY DOLPHIN INTERCOURSE!!!
Stranger: IS VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR FACE!!!
Stranger: READ MORE BOOKS INSTEAD OF MY TERRIBLE SPAM!!!
Stranger: EVERY TIME YOU READ A NOVEL GO OUT DANCING
Stranger: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY REPEATS YET???
Stranger: IF SO YOU SHOULD PROBALEY D/C
Stranger: ORAL!!!
Stranger: STD"S
Stranger: CRAKIER
Stranger: NIGGER
Stranger: JEW!!!
Stranger: THE HOLOCUAST NEVER HAPPENDED
Stranger: but it should have happended to those terrible BRITS
Stranger: I AM A VERY BAD SPAMMER
Stranger: WAIT NO I AM VERY GOOD
Stranger: I USE A MACHINE THOUGH
Stranger: DOES IT FOR ME
Stranger: WANKER
Stranger: ASS!!
Stranger: GET YOUR OWN SPAM MACHINE AND CUM DO BATTLE WITH ME
Stranger: EAR FUCK
Stranger: EAR HEMROGING PINTS OF CUM AND BLOOD
Stranger: SHOVE ROCKS IN YOUR ANUS
Stranger: TAKE OUT YOUR RAGE ON OTHER PPL
Stranger: LIKE ME
Stranger: I AM ANGRY
Stranger: SO I DO THIS!!!
Stranger: I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOUR VAGINA
Stranger: WOMEN ARE STUPID AND I DONT RESPECT THEM
Stranger: THATS RIGHT
Stranger: I JUST HAVE SEX WITH THEM
Stranger: WOMEN SHOULD STAY IN THE HOME
Stranger: WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE EDUCATED
Stranger: BECUZE THEY DONT NEED JOBS
Stranger: THEY SHOULD JUST COOK AND CLEAN
Stranger: AND GIVE ORAL!!!!!
Stranger: LIGHT YOUR OWN PUBIC HAIRS
Stranger: OWN FIRE AND PISS THEM OUT
Stranger: CUM IN YOUR FACE
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: SLUT
Stranger: IRISH ARE THE ONLY GOOD RACE!!!
Stranger: BECUZE REDHEADS ARE SMEXY
Stranger: WITHOUT THE MEX
Stranger: AND WITH THE IRIE
Stranger: PENIS!!!
Stranger: VAGINA!!!
Stranger: BOOBS!!!
Stranger: CUM!!!
Stranger: SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!!!!
Stranger: CUNT!!!
Stranger: SPHINCTER!!!
Stranger: MAYONAZI!!!
Stranger: RECTAL CANCER!!!
Stranger: VIOLENT
Stranger: PIG
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: POLKA DOT FETISH!!!
Stranger: 10 HOUR PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXORZ
Stranger: GET RIGHT BEFORE HE STARTS RAPING SOME N00BS?!?!?!?
Stranger: .
Stranger: A PWNER
Stranger: WHAT DOES A 1337 HAXOR PUT ON HIS PWNER?!?!?!
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Goed, hij begon dus weer opnieuw.
Eins, zwei, hoeplakai.
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onbereikbaar op dit moment
  maandag 13 april 2009 @ 14:03:16 #104
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
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Hehehe, mijn Omegle-chat is op www.omeglechat.com opgenomen 3 votes,woohoo!
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quote:
Op maandag 13 april 2009 14:03 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Hehehe, mijn Omegle-chat is op www.omeglechat.com opgenomen 3 votes,woohoo!
haha mijne ook welke is de jouwe?
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tvp
  maandag 13 april 2009 @ 16:57:26 #107
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
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quote:
Op maandag 13 april 2009 16:02 schreef Suusje-V het volgende:

[..]

haha mijne ook welke is de jouwe?
"Out of Ink"
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quote:
Op maandag 13 april 2009 14:03 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
Hehehe, mijn Omegle-chat is op www.omeglechat.com opgenomen 3 votes,woohoo!
Doet het niet.
Bodybuilding #1
Hardlopen #2
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Moet een s achter.
  maandag 13 april 2009 @ 17:33:22 #110
175985 Silaz
drie bier
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wie zei net asshole tegen mij
Bobby Haarms: "Ik ben niet bang voor de dood. Misschien zit onze Lieve Heer wel te wachten op een hersteltraining. Nou, dan kan ie behoorlijk aan de bak." AFCA
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quote:
Op vrijdag 10 april 2009 09:55 schreef Yozzz het volgende:
als Omegle down is, is er ook nog www.anicechat.net; een soort concurrent
ik krijg hier allemaal nederlandse meisjes van 17
  maandag 13 april 2009 @ 17:40:31 #112
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
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quote:
Op maandag 13 april 2009 17:36 schreef MCH het volgende:

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ik krijg hier allemaal nederlandse meisjes van 17
Ik denk eerder trieste Fok!kers
Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
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quote:
Op maandag 13 april 2009 17:40 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:

[..]

Ik denk eerder trieste Fok!kers
ik neem ook een alter ego aan
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Eindelijk iemand die gezellig meespeelde met mijn wizzard
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Stranger: hi
You: tick tovk
Stranger: tock tick?
You: exactly!
You: that was the secret password
Stranger: Check my mad skillz
You: you can come in now
Stranger: come in? do I really want to do that?
You: you are here to attend the secret wizzard-council, are you not?
Stranger: let me just get my Robe and hat.
You: allright!
Stranger:
You: i like your hat, nice and pointy
You: just like a wizzardhat should be
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: can I see your hat?
You: sure, got a blue one with yellow dots
You: great for nighttime trips
Stranger: Very nice.
You: night-camouflage
Stranger: ah ha, clever clever.
Stranger: so when your not setting up Wizzard mettings what do you get up2?
You: the usual. brewing potions, slaying ogres that kind of stuff
You: andlets not forget, grooming my beard
Stranger: The all important.
Stranger: I was on a quest to slay a hored of Zombies last night.
Stranger: I lost a thumb!
You: always tricky
You: that creatures just dont learn
You: ogres tend to remember you beat them senseless after two or three times and then just stay away
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Jammer dat ie stopte. Had nog genoeg gespreksstof .
"...while I'm supposed to marry her brother, a renowned pillow biter." Cersei Lannister
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, look ridiculous." Rory the Roman
"It's smaller on the outside." Clara Oswin Oswald
  maandag 13 april 2009 @ 21:35:21 #115
58460 RicXDesign
^ Im with stupid ^
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Had net iemand uit Saudi Arabië , moest wel heel erg het gesprek op gang houden...

Hij kan er iig bij in de OP.
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Ik heb net iemand wijsgemaakt dat in Nederland alleen tussen 8 en 9 het internet 'aan' staat. Dus om 9 uur viel ik zomaar weg
  maandag 13 april 2009 @ 21:41:57 #117
222292 MacorgaZ
Computer says no.
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Hahaha

Deze persoon heeft niet dezelfde filmsmaak als ik
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ok so let's try this
Stranger: on the count of three
Stranger: name the best movie ever
Stranger: ready?
You: hm
You: yeah
Stranger: one
Stranger: two
Stranger: three
You: Backdoor Sluts Nine
Stranger: mrs. doubtfire!
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Op zondag 2 augustus 2015 22:19 schreef Qwea het volgende:
Mijn kut smaakt minder zuur dan dit bier.
  maandag 13 april 2009 @ 21:47:50 #118
58460 RicXDesign
^ Im with stupid ^
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Op maandag 13 april 2009 21:41 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Hahaha

Deze persoon heeft niet dezelfde filmsmaak als ik
[..]


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quote:
Op maandag 13 april 2009 21:41 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Hahaha

Deze persoon heeft niet dezelfde filmsmaak als ik
[..]


Ik denk dezelfde persoon
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You: DEAR GOD, ITS ON MY FACE
You: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
Stranger: Hello and thank you for calling Moviefone
You: AAHHHHHH
Stranger: For Mrs. Doubtfire, Press 1
You: I'd rather have Backdoor Sluts Nine!
Stranger: For Mrs. Doubtfire 2 - Back In Black, Press 2
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Nobody knows what's going to happen. And then we film it. That's the whole concept.
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quote:
You: hey stranger
Stranger: Hi! m or f?
You: haha you must be a m definally
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quote:
Op maandag 13 april 2009 21:41 schreef MacorgaZ het volgende:
Hahaha

Deze persoon heeft niet dezelfde filmsmaak als ik
[..]
Op donderdag 22 juli 2010 01:22 schreef xmamacitax het volgende:
mijn nederlands is 1000 x beter dan de joune
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quote:
Stranger: hoe ken jij omegle eigenlijk?
You: via een forum... jij?
Stranger: ook een forum.. toch niet ellegirl he? \
You: haha nee
You: jij wel?
Stranger: ja ik wel
You: oeh
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Hoi.
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Ik ben nu heel gezellig in respect met een homofile wiet rokende Zweed.
Hij is nu even 10 minuten weg om te blowen.
Mijn Snape wat doe je !
Niet zo dol op Amerika uit de kluiten gewassen kolonie vol randebielen.
Asperger and proud !
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Een braziliaan die mij vraagt of ik de 15 jarige Simone ben

Dit moest even
quote:
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: are you from?
You: Holland
You: U ?
Stranger: Simone?
You: yes
Stranger: your name is Simone?
You: why ?
Stranger: here's ean Carlo
Stranger: Hehe
Stranger: * Jean Carlo
You: wow
You: thats a big suprise to see you again
Stranger: from Brazil
You: how are you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
Stranger: I'm fine
You: nice !
Stranger: really, add me in MSN
Stranger: no problem to me
You: i dont know...
You: im a bit shy
Stranger: I add a much of strangers here
You: Yes
Stranger: no, I'm a good people
You: but im a girl..
You: and you know what they say
Stranger: I'm very boy
Stranger: I'm alone here
You: can you send me a picture...
Stranger: I only have from Orkut...
Stranger: pass me the email of MSN
You: my vagina ?
Stranger: hehe
You: but im only fourteen
Stranger: ???
Stranger: you said 15...
Stranger: ?
You: i lyed
You: sorry
Stranger: but you are a girl no?
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: pass me your MSN
You: but my dad , he wanst to happy about our last conversation
You: he said maby you are you know bad,,
You: because of thing you asked
Stranger: hehehe
You: about what i do at night in my bed
Stranger: don't have physical contact here
You: you asked me if i hade webcam to
Stranger: here is night here
Stranger: hehehehehe
You: You just want to see me naked dont you...
Stranger: I don't asked it
You: but you want to
Stranger: It's not true
You: You know you want to
Stranger: I only wanna see your face only it
Stranger: ok. no problem girl
You: why.. ?
Stranger: curiosity
Stranger: no problem
You: you scare me...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no problem
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Mijn Snape wat doe je !
Niet zo dol op Amerika uit de kluiten gewassen kolonie vol randebielen.
Asperger and proud !
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quote:
Op dinsdag 14 april 2009 01:51 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Ik ben nu heel gezellig in respect met een homofile wiet rokende Zweed.
Hij is nu even 10 minuten weg om te blowen.
Homofiele wiet?
WTF
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quote:
Stranger: zhongguo rfen ma ?
Stranger: wo wen ni shi bu shi zhongguo ren ?
You: is that a gay language?
Stranger: Fuck your mother
.
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Het is geblokt op m'n stage, ineens
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You: hi
Stranger: hi stranger!
You: i'm from the netherlands
You: don't disconnect me
Stranger: no i won't
Stranger:
You: where are you from my buddy
Stranger: i'm from finland, don't disconnect me
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quote:
Op dinsdag 14 april 2009 13:39 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
You: hi
Stranger: hi stranger!
You: i'm from the netherlands
You: don't disconnect me
Stranger: no i won't
Stranger:
You: where are you from my buddy
Stranger: i'm from finland, don't disconnect me
You have disconnected.

LOL. Die finnen zijn toch wel ok?
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Op dinsdag 14 april 2009 13:48 schreef Rapaille het volgende:

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LOL. Die finnen zijn toch wel ok?
Nou sommige wel hoor, maar ik heb nu wel met genoeg Finnen gepraat.
  dinsdag 14 april 2009 @ 18:16:29 #131
58460 RicXDesign
^ Im with stupid ^
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Heb gister bijna anderhalf uur met een Fin gepraat over het drugsbeleid in NL en wereldwijd en over geloof.
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TVP
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Een Amerikaan

You: holland
You: tiny country
You: youve been to europe
Stranger: I thought holland was a part of the netherlands?

[ Bericht 55% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 15-04-2009 00:20:17 ]
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Dat is ook zo, slimmerd.

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Op woensdag 15 april 2009 00:19 schreef MCH het volgende:
Een Amerikaan

You: holland
You: tiny country
You: youve been to europe
Stranger: I thought holland was a part of the netherlands?
wat een faalhaas
SPOILER
Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
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Toch best gezellig, die koreanen
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 09:20:51 #137
236839 TimKuik
Illegaal downloaden mag niet!
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quote:
Op woensdag 15 april 2009 00:19 schreef MCH het volgende:
Een Amerikaan

You: holland
You: tiny country
You: youve been to europe
Stranger: I thought holland was a part of the netherlands?

't klopt ook Sjaakie, officieel is Holland een deel van Nederland, niet Nederland in het algeheel.

http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holland
This crypto stuff is all hype anyway, nothing will ever replace Windows 10.
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Misschien is het de gast die ik het laatst nog heb uitgelegd
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Net alsof Amerikanen op school te horen krijgen dat Holland een deel van Nederland is. Ik denk dat ze wel spannendere dingen op school leren.
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 13:47:16 #140
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
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quote:
Op woensdag 15 april 2009 09:56 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Misschien is het de gast die ik het laatst nog heb uitgelegd

Hehehe, ik ook
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quote:
Stranger: hi~ do you know tvxq?
You: No
You: you?
Stranger: NO
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Juistem
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Een meisje uit China, Nancy, zoekt naar een Nederlandse jongen Kim.
Hij is 18 jaar oud. Ze hadden een gesprek op 11 april.
Als Kim met haar in contact wilt komen kan hij mailen naar voor haar email naar: nancy_omegle@live.nl
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 14:12:34 #143
212249 iisys
Don't care
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quote:
You: Have you found him already?
Stranger: h
Stranger: found whom?
You: The one we were looking for of course!
You: Have you even started searching ? -_-
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: who were we looking for? i tend to forget
You: You have got to be fucking kidding me
You: I'll go find him myself
Stranger: not kidding dude
You: Nemo!!! NEEEEMOOOOOOO!!!
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  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 15:00:52 #144
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
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quote:
Op woensdag 15 april 2009 14:02 schreef Nancy_omegle het volgende:
Een meisje uit China, Nancy, zoekt naar een Nederlandse jongen Kim.
Hij is 18 jaar oud. Ze hadden een gesprek op 11 april.
Als Kim met haar in contact wilt komen kan hij mailen naar voor haar email naar: nancy_omegle@live.nl
Nancy uit China?
  FOK!fotograaf woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 15:14:21 #145
160750 moonmovies
zeg maar Peer...
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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they'll die...
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www.theinvision.nl
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 15:33:44 #146
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
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Op woensdag 15 april 2009 15:14 schreef moonmovies het volgende:
http://www.geenstijl.nl/m(...)ld_met_reaguurd.html

nu is het niet meer leuk
Ik ben er al wat tegengekomen
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quote:
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Stranger: hey
You: did you find him yet?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: finally
You: where is he??
Stranger: behind the fridge
Stranger: where i left him
Stranger: cant beleive i didnt remember
You: no he isnt! have you even started searching for him???
Stranger: im so embarrest
Stranger: ok no
Stranger: i lied
Stranger: but who is he?
You: NEMO
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: im in australia
Stranger: nemo goes to australia
You: yes
You: thats why i asked if you found him yet
Stranger: but he goes to the east coast
Stranger: im on the west coast
Stranger: nothing comes here
You: he has to go past the west coast before he can go to the east coast
You: you can intercept him
Stranger: alright
Stranger: ill go now
You: cya
Stranger: talk to you when i find him
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Karakter en zelfvertrouwen verkopen ze niet in kledingwinkels vrees ik.
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quote:
Stranger: Hi, I am Remco
You: Hoi Remco
You: zeker uit rotterdam en op zoek naar vrienden ofzoiets?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: precies
Stranger:


  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 15:51:39 #149
165251 Noorseviking
Tergende Viking 2.0
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Net met een chinees zitten typen is wel droog
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 18:42:19 #150
167671 Hijacking
wat is je probleem ?
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happen naar de baas
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 18:42:35 #151
167671 Hijacking
wat is je probleem ?
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Stranger: POOO
You: POOO
Stranger: ASS?
You: ASS?
Stranger: Tepelhaartje?
You: Tepelhaartje?
Stranger: klein poesje die ik in je reet duw?
You: klein poesje die ik in je reet duw?
Stranger: JAWOL
You: JAWOL
Stranger: ur such a baby
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happen naar de baas
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 19:11:04 #152
77130 star_gazer
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy oy oy
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Stranger: Вы говорите по-русски?
You: HAR HAR HOWDY STRANGO!
You: STRANGOORRRR
You: HARRRR
You: HUR HURHURRRR
Stranger: Herro prease
Stranger: u wiking?
Stranger: herro wiking sil
You: PIRRATE HARRR
Stranger: pilate sil herro
Stranger: prease
Stranger: me boy chinese me no speak tongue mother engrish prease sil yes yes
You: AVAST!
Stranger: sil u pilate? hav much monye?
Stranger: monye? much them?
Stranger: u draive ship yes?
Stranger: no?
You: DO YOU BRING BOOTY?
Stranger: spices me yes
Stranger: good spices yes
Stranger: engrish yes prease
Stranger: howdy how sil? yes
You: I REQUIRE PIECES OF EIGHT
You: MOAR
You: AND I LOVE CAPSLOCK
You: I AM TEH CAPSLOCK PIRATE
Stranger: capslock rude no prease engrish man
Stranger: yes prease you buy spices? yes?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: spice buy you pilate?
You: I AM A PIRATE
You: I DO NOT BUY, I TAKE. I PILLAGE
Stranger: pillage? what mean you sil?
You: SHVIER ME TIMBERS MATEY
"End this war against drugs. Legalise the drug against wars."
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[b]Op donderdag 28 september 2006 09:12 schreef Rio het volgende:[/b]
Uiteindelijk is dit een star_gazer-krijgt-een-keiharde-lul-van-zichzelf-omdat-hij-zichzelf-verheven-voelt topic.
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 19:15:22 #153
77130 star_gazer
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy oy oy
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Vergeet niet je capslock aan te zetten als je dit doet
"End this war against drugs. Legalise the drug against wars."
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[b]Op donderdag 28 september 2006 09:12 schreef Rio het volgende:[/b]
Uiteindelijk is dit een star_gazer-krijgt-een-keiharde-lul-van-zichzelf-omdat-hij-zichzelf-verheven-voelt topic.
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 19:26:54 #154
77130 star_gazer
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy oy oy
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You: HOER
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 24 m
You: length of penis?
Stranger: 6 1/2
You: build of muscle?
You: occupation of father?
You: occupation of mother?
You: religion?
Stranger: why all those?
You: weigth of daily excrement?
You: I am picky about my partners
"End this war against drugs. Legalise the drug against wars."
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[b]Op donderdag 28 september 2006 09:12 schreef Rio het volgende:[/b]
Uiteindelijk is dit een star_gazer-krijgt-een-keiharde-lul-van-zichzelf-omdat-hij-zichzelf-verheven-voelt topic.
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Ik zat net met een chinees te praten. Hij was een handelaar uit Shenzhen. Zijn "english was very .... poor" zei hij. En hij gebruikte eigenlijk alleen maar chinese tekens die ik middels google translate wist te vertalen
Karakter en zelfvertrouwen verkopen ze niet in kledingwinkels vrees ik.
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 19:36:34 #156
77130 star_gazer
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy oy oy
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Hmm.. ik ga eens kijken of de 'robe and wizard hat' hier werkt

Trouwens, een heel gesprek alleen maar OM NOM NOM NOM werkt ook goed
"End this war against drugs. Legalise the drug against wars."
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[b]Op donderdag 28 september 2006 09:12 schreef Rio het volgende:[/b]
Uiteindelijk is dit een star_gazer-krijgt-een-keiharde-lul-van-zichzelf-omdat-hij-zichzelf-verheven-voelt topic.
  woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 19:46:08 #157
77130 star_gazer
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy oy oy
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Stranger: Hey stranger
You: Hello, this is such a special moment!
Stranger: Hehe
You: Do you realize the importance of this?
Stranger: No? or...?
You: Chances are, that after one of us hits 'disconnect', we will never communicate again!
You: FAITH has brought us together my friend
Stranger: Yeah it weird to think about !
You: I mean FATE
Stranger: It is
You: We are bound by fate. our paths cross
You: our lives are one
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: I dont know what to say
You: Dont speak
You: just marvel
Stranger: Ok il be quiet.

[ Bericht 77% gewijzigd door star_gazer op 15-04-2009 20:13:55 ]
"End this war against drugs. Legalise the drug against wars."
-
[b]Op donderdag 28 september 2006 09:12 schreef Rio het volgende:[/b]
Uiteindelijk is dit een star_gazer-krijgt-een-keiharde-lul-van-zichzelf-omdat-hij-zichzelf-verheven-voelt topic.
  Redactie Frontpage woensdag 15 april 2009 @ 20:14:17 #158
145738 superworm
is erbij
pi_68050440
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Stranger: hi
You: did you know there are nine million bicycles in beijing?
Stranger: no .
You: that's a fact
You: it's a thing we can't deny
Stranger: really?
You: like the fact that i will love you till i die
Stranger: uau
You: we are 12 billion lightyears from the edge
Stranger: uau
You: that's a guess no one can ever say its true
Stranger: o fuck
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Steun Stichting Bijen Zonder Zorgen!
op FOK!
op Facebook
op de website
pi_68052166

Hé, kan je die logs nu bewaren?
Ik begin ook vaak te zingen, wat onbekendere nummers en dan reageren mensen er ook serieus op.
pi_68053456
Of ik /b/rother was. Helaas...
pi_68058071
Jammer had ik net een harstikke leuk gesprek met een Nederlands meisje disconnect (of mss verbinding gewoon verbroken) ze...
pi_68060016
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi.
You: i lost my pikachu... can you help me look for him?
You: PIKACHUUU
You: PIIKAAAAACHUUU
You: WHERE ARE YOU PIKACHU
You: COME TO ME PIKACHU
You: help me yell for him for fuck sake!
Stranger: PIKACHUUUUU!!!!
You: You got some serious issues.
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kei lief.
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 03:11:10 #163
77130 star_gazer
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy oy oy
pi_68060399
Zou het 'do you also ship to the Netherlands' hier ook werken?
"End this war against drugs. Legalise the drug against wars."
-
[b]Op donderdag 28 september 2006 09:12 schreef Rio het volgende:[/b]
Uiteindelijk is dit een star_gazer-krijgt-een-keiharde-lul-van-zichzelf-omdat-hij-zichzelf-verheven-voelt topic.
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 12:27:56 #164
105393 IkWilbert
-Tukker 4 life-
pi_68068220
sommige gesprekken
* I intend to live forever, so far so good! *
pi_68068894
quote:
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: no i have adsl
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People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 13:07:07 #166
105393 IkWilbert
-Tukker 4 life-
pi_68069436
quote:
Op donderdag 16 april 2009 12:51 schreef ZegIkLekkerNiet het volgende:

[..]
ik moest lachen
* I intend to live forever, so far so good! *
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 14:29:02 #167
73930 Blinker
Only one Go Ahead Eagles
pi_68072272
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi Stranger!
You: My mother told me not to talk with strangers...
Stranger: asl?
You have disconnected.
pi_68073184
Ik ging even weg om een sigaret te roken, dus ik zei, disconnect maar als je dat graag wilt. Maar hij begon eerst nog een heel verhaal te vertellen

Stranger: well click the button if your going to leave
Stranger: but if not
Stranger: Ill write some stuff to entertain you when you get back
Stranger: Did you know that In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator?
Stranger: I wonder about you you know
Stranger: Who you are
Stranger: Where you're from
Stranger: I wonder if you can believe me when I say this...but though I will never meet you, or talk to you ever again...
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: Pure and simple
Stranger: I always have, from the minute you were born, and I always will
Stranger: I will always be there for you, when you need me the most
Stranger: Life is for the living
Stranger: And on that note, you should quit smoking. You're only shortening a precious gift unnecessarily
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 15:34:11 #169
61776 MaddoxX
Like I care :')
pi_68074477
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: he
You: ho
Stranger: male/female
You: shemale
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I have no rival, no man can be my equal. ♥
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 15:36:26 #170
97934 ASroma
Flamboyant
pi_68074572
1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: selam
You: ping pong show here?
Stranger: allright
Stranger: ping
You: pong
Stranger: ping
You: pong
Stranger: ping
Stranger: fuck missed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



2:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI!!!
You: wanna marry me?

Stranger: yes please
Stranger: when and where
You: here and now
Stranger: deal
Stranger: I will
You: ok spot on
You: msn?
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: because I don't want to
Stranger: just here
Stranger: quick and easy
You: OK
You: start than
Stranger: ok,
Stranger: in the words of the unloly matrimony
Stranger: you say yes?
You: yes
Stranger: ok, I say yes too
Stranger: huppakee, now we're married
You: gaycouple?
Stranger: fuck, didn't think about that
Stranger: are you m?
You: yes?
Stranger: ok, me too
Stranger: we are a happily married gaycouple tnan
You: great, so were a gay couple
Stranger: cool
You: well done buddy!

You: can i take you up the ass now?
Stranger: hmm, I thought it was my turn to be the male today
Stranger: you were the bitch you told me in silence
You: ok let me first fresh up a bit
You: ok done
Stranger: come on, it will only hurt for 3 bumps
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
You: auww
Stranger: FOEMP
Stranger: i'm in
You: damn your a donkey size
Stranger: are we happily married or what!?!
You: you should consider reduction man
Stranger: that's my thumb, to stretch you up
You: i cant cope with that dick for 50 yers
You: years
Stranger: you better get used to it
You: ok try again
Stranger: like stretching
Stranger: can I go for the whole hand now
You: try some of that liquid stuff
You: makes it easier for me
Stranger: come on, be flexible
You: ok go ahead
Stranger: I will spit on it ok?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
You: yeah
Stranger: FOEMP!
You: hmm
You: that was ok
Stranger: cool
You: i actually enjoy it
You: continue please
You: keep rhytm for christ sake
Stranger: yeah yeah,
Stranger: it's stopping my blood running
Stranger: too tight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: here we go
You: we should do this more often
You: its indeed to tight
Stranger: on the tempo of the new metallica single
You: ok
Stranger: GOOOOO!
You: aaah
You: yeah
Stranger: that's good ain't it!
You: you like that dont ya, dirty bitch
You: aahahahaaaaaaaa
You: more more
You: faster
Stranger: òk
Stranger: damn, we are a good couple
Stranger: something on TV tonight
Stranger: ?
You: we sure are, i bed the neighbours heard us
You: bet
You: i dont know
You: as longs as i can cuddle with its ok
Stranger: hey dude, how many fingers you feel up
You: too many
Stranger: heheheh
Stranger: up for a double fist?
You: try it
Stranger: ok,
Stranger: slowly
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: FLOEMP
You: auuwww....easy
You: get it out of there
You: whaaaa
Stranger: damn, eh, dude, your ass is bleeding
You: for fuck sake man
You: aaaaaaah
You: thats gonna leave a scar
You: dammit
Stranger: should I call an ambulance...?
Stranger: it will hurt during shitting!
You: i dont know, i cant see my ass now can i
You: is it bad?
Stranger: I can and it looks FUCKED up!
You: you filmed it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: put it on youtube?
You: ok we can put it on liveleak or something
You: yeah youtube would do
Stranger: better rotten.com
You: all good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gonna wash my arms
You: give me some towels to stop the bleeding
Stranger: fist you later hubby
You: dammn
You: happy fisting!
Stranger: xxx
You: bye
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pi_68074763
quote:
Stranger: ?
Stranger: eu moro no brazil
You: I do not understand what you mean ?
You: no brazilio
You: tu hablo español ?
Stranger: I'm using google to translate
You: dus ik kan ook gewoon in het Nederlands typen, dat maakt dan ook niet uit ?
Wtf... één of andere gare Portugees/Braziliaan die alles via Google Translate naar het Nederlands/Engels zit te vertalen .
pi_68075113
Gast...
Xbox Live Gamertag: Harmen84
pi_68075685
Stranger: ellooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: HI
You: CAN'T FIND MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON
Stranger: wats up
You: DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS
Stranger: dumb fucking bitch
pi_68076308
quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: my dog ate me
You: netherlands
Stranger: girl?
You: ye
Stranger: how
Stranger: old
Stranger: are you
You: 19
Stranger: Your E-mail ?
You: your a perv!
Stranger: what?
You: why do you want my email?
Stranger: just want to find girls to chat
Stranger: I just want to find girls to chat
Stranger: do you konw
You: you know, there's a huge world behind that mysterious door, and it's full of girls
Stranger: I met you right now
Stranger: Fate
You: i bet you are in love with me, aren;t you?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like you
Stranger: What do you build a good
You: yes, i build houses
Stranger: You beautiful you?
You: what do you expect
Stranger: Take a look at what
Stranger: Your Email
Long so that we can chat
You: but i first want to know you better!
Stranger: We can talk some of you are interested in it
Stranger: zhao78981@sina.com
Stranger: Does your
You: hold on, gotta dry my pussy.
Stranger: Mody also
You: im back. sorry.. stupid bitch was walking along the poolside and the wind threw her in..
You: anyways, what does mody mean?
Stranger: Your E-mail to tell me what
Stranger: What do you have a boyfriend
You: well, actually i have
Stranger: You are still going to school you
Stranger: What do you get married
You: ye
You: but the thing is...
You: my parents are fixing it with the parents of my boyfriend, and i dont want it!! i dont wanna marry him!!
Stranger: Children that you must have a
Stranger: Then do not marry
You: i have no choice
You: they don't let me decide. And i dont want any kids with him cuz i know they will turn buttugly ;'(
Stranger: Choose happiness
Stranger: You and he love you
You: we don't..
Stranger: I have to leave
What is your e-mail
Regular contact
You: i rather dont, i might get into more trouble..
You: and btw
Stranger: Just chatting
You: i'm a dude (never trust a stranger)
Stranger: See you soon
Stranger: what is you name
You: you got NoStyle'd
Stranger: I can only mail
You: listen, you like girls, and im clearly not a girl.. so why do you still want my email?
Stranger: You are a man you
You: no shit sherlock
You: never trust a stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
het is een mooie eerste
wat een geilbak __________!
[quote][img=12,12]http://i.fokzine.net/templates/new/i/p/1.gif[/img] Op dinsdag 2 juni 2009 02:28 schreef 8D het volgende:
Netzoals die mensen die nog aan het posten zijn rond deze tijd op Fok! Kansloos gewoon :') !
[/quote]
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 17:29:04 #175
97934 ASroma
Flamboyant
pi_68078810
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: youve been hacked
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: im going through your files now
Stranger: NO
You: yes i am
Stranger: 是吗?
You: federal bureau of investigation, were doing a search on chinese communism and computers
You: please do not press disconnect, this will infect your computer
Stranger: I DONT NOO
You: it will send messages straight to your government
You: and you will be picked up
You: you still there?
Stranger: NO.
You: ok the following..... i see that you have pictures of the USA on your computer
You: thats is unfortunately a federal crime
You: im going to have to report you
Stranger: SHANG HAI
You: i know that, see it in your files
You: please remain seated
You: we will come and get you very soon
You: the police have been informed
Stranger: ?
Stranger: NO NO?
You: you will get deported to a camp
You: dont move
You: you hearing sirenes allready
You: ?
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: not at the moment
You: ok
You: has there been a murder scene in your flat recently?
Stranger: OK
You: its that your answer?
Stranger: no
You: ok is your mother still living where she lives?
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: talk to me..... your talking rubbish now, situation is getting worse
Stranger: hehe
You: ok your off to jail buddy
You: police is now at your door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 17:54:47 #176
165251 Noorseviking
Tergende Viking 2.0
pi_68079800
quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: woman ?
You: I just lost my Mudkip u know where it is?
Stranger: woman ?
You: no a mudkip
Stranger: no
Stranger: :
Stranger: you are woman?
You: yeah it's a female mudkip but it ran away
Stranger: u have msn ?
You: WAIT IT'S ON YOUR HEAD !
You: Get it off!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi im sad to inform u ..u just lost the game...
Stranger: god damn it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/
quote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ! gay ?
You: Hi!
You: Hi!, im sorry but my keyboard seems to be infected with la tourette to keep that in mind plz
You: from ? GODAMN FUCKING GAY SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/


[ Bericht 22% gewijzigd door Noorseviking op 16-04-2009 18:05:23 ]
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 18:05:29 #177
167595 mirved
Infobesitas
pi_68080156
quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: dinner is ready
You: come downstairs
Stranger: oke
You: this is your father speaking
Stranger: but i just eatet....
You: desert
Stranger: my father is at college...
Stranger: i also have that...
You: what did u have
Stranger: potatoes
You: as desert?!
Stranger: no desert i took a ice cream
You: there is more waiting for you
Stranger: ...my brpther ate it all...
Stranger: and im already downstairs...
Stranger: i have a laptop...
You: in the basement
Stranger: .....
Stranger: ur rlly stupid
You: its me joseph fritzl
You: ur dad
Stranger: hahahahaha
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
pi_68080426
quote:
Op donderdag 16 april 2009 17:29 schreef ASroma het volgende:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: youve been hacked
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: im going through your files now
Stranger: NO
You: yes i am
Stranger: 是吗?
You: federal bureau of investigation, were doing a search on chinese communism and computers
You: please do not press disconnect, this will infect your computer
Stranger: I DONT NOO
You: it will send messages straight to your government
You: and you will be picked up
You: you still there?
Stranger: NO.
You: ok the following..... i see that you have pictures of the USA on your computer
You: thats is unfortunately a federal crime
You: im going to have to report you
Stranger: SHANG HAI
You: i know that, see it in your files
You: please remain seated
You: we will come and get you very soon
You: the police have been informed
Stranger: ?
Stranger: NO NO?
You: you will get deported to a camp
You: dont move
You: you hearing sirenes allready
You: ?
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: not at the moment
You: ok
You: has there been a murder scene in your flat recently?
Stranger: OK
You: its that your answer?
Stranger: no
You: ok is your mother still living where she lives?
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: talk to me..... your talking rubbish now, situation is getting worse
Stranger: hehe
You: ok your off to jail buddy
You: police is now at your door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Die is leuk!!
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 18:24:15 #179
167595 mirved
Infobesitas
pi_68080775
quote:
Op donderdag 16 april 2009 17:29 schreef ASroma het volgende:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: youve been hacked
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: im going through your files now
Stranger: NO
You: yes i am
Stranger: 是吗?
You: federal bureau of investigation, were doing a search on chinese communism and computers
You: please do not press disconnect, this will infect your computer
Stranger: I DONT NOO
You: it will send messages straight to your government
You: and you will be picked up
You: you still there?
Stranger: NO.
You: ok the following..... i see that you have pictures of the USA on your computer
You: thats is unfortunately a federal crime
You: im going to have to report you
Stranger: SHANG HAI
You: i know that, see it in your files
You: please remain seated
You: we will come and get you very soon
You: the police have been informed
Stranger: ?
Stranger: NO NO?
You: you will get deported to a camp
You: dont move
You: you hearing sirenes allready
You: ?
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: not at the moment
You: ok
You: has there been a murder scene in your flat recently?
Stranger: OK
You: its that your answer?
Stranger: no
You: ok is your mother still living where she lives?
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: talk to me..... your talking rubbish now, situation is getting worse
Stranger: hehe
You: ok your off to jail buddy
You: police is now at your door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


coa ni ma op het einde daar betekend trouwens ongeveer zoiets als "fuck you"
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 18:33:19 #180
165251 Noorseviking
Tergende Viking 2.0
pi_68081111
één of andere rare Afrikaan.
quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: boring
You: Powerlevel?
Stranger: 34
You: damn that's like the level of an unborn child
You: U can do better!
You: What does the scouter say?
Stranger: how
Stranger: sconter?
You: u got try and excersise with throwing chipmunks
Stranger: so
You: A scouter
You: makes u boost your powerlevel
Stranger: well
You: No not a well a scouter
You: thing u put on your head.
Stranger: then?
You: press the button
You: is has a colour
Stranger: and then
You: Pres the button!
Stranger: which one
You: wich one did u press?
Stranger: none
You: Was it the blue one or the green one?
Stranger: green
You: Oh shit dude u know what u just did ? The earth is gonna detonate in 10 minutes!
You: Green was a bad pick
Stranger: that is cool
You: IM GONNA DIE NOESSSSSSS
You: Thanks a lot
Stranger: pleasure
You: ask your dog
Stranger: what
You: about the pleasure
Stranger: then
You: he prob has an answer lying on the ground
Stranger: right
You: we got 8 minutes to live so what are u gonna do it that time?
Stranger: find a good girl and then give her a gift
You: why a good gril and not bad girl?
Stranger: bad girl is for you,so i can't
You: 6 minutes left dude u gotta make it quik.
You: What kind of gift are u gonna give her?
You: Like something she can hold?
Stranger: you
Stranger: give you to her
You: you? im not an object
Stranger: you are better
You: what is the gift cmon u can tell me.!
You: What's in the box?!!
Stranger: this story
Stranger: no
You: what's in the box it's ticking!!
Stranger: not that
You: 4 minutes remaining u gotta be quiker!
You: yes it is!
Stranger: i've finished
You: u wanna give her an orgasm is that it?
You: have u finished her?
Stranger: god
You: u raped and killed her.... nice fellow !
You: God can't help us now WE ARE DOMMED
Stranger: damed
You: DAME!
You: 2 minutes left say your pray.
Stranger: boring
You: Cmon tell me atleast what's in the box please!!
You: It's not boring u make it boring
Stranger: that is you !
You: The earth is gonna explode in 1,5 minutes.
You: NO YOU!
Stranger: i've said that
You: no u didn't ..
Stranger: washing my clothes
You: With what?
Stranger: hand
You: Asian soap?
Stranger: afica
You: Africa
Stranger: African
You: yeah their poor and we have one minute remaining dude
Stranger: the sun smile
Stranger: boring
You: U got guys got no food and wash your clothes by hand but u do have internet!
You: 20 SEC Remaing ffs
You: OH SHIT look AT SUN
Stranger: cool
Stranger: flashing
You: GOODBYE WEIRD AFRICAN GUY HOLY SHIT MAN
Stranger: turning bigger and bigger
You: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You: ITS BURNING MY EYES

Stranger: sb
Stranger: SB
You: SM?
Stranger: SB
You: gadverdamme man
Stranger: u konw that
You: SS?
Stranger: sb
You: yeah i know the SS
Stranger: u know
Stranger: sb
Stranger: damn
Stranger: sB
Stranger: SB
You: what's the sb?
Stranger: a stupid man like u
You: u can't even fucking type to big letters at the same time
You: yeah atleast i don't smell
Stranger: really
Stranger: fine
You: yeah i can smell u from the internet connection
Stranger: i can feel that


[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door Noorseviking op 16-04-2009 18:42:16 ]
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 19:12:42 #181
97934 ASroma
Flamboyant
pi_68082425
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: guess what?
Stranger: what?
You: im a horney guy from china
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pi_68084410
quote:
Stranger: I wonder if you can believe me when I say this...but though I will never meet you, or talk to you ever again...
Stranger: I love you
Wat een rip uit V for Vendetta
pi_68084494
quote:
Op donderdag 16 april 2009 15:36 schreef ASroma het volgende:
Stranger: huppakee, now we're married
Je had niet door dat het een Nederlander was
pi_68084975
quote:
You: PISS
You: PISS
You: PISS OUT OF THE ASS
You: NIGGE
You: NIGGER
You: NIGGER
You: FUCK
Stranger: dont say the n word
Stranger: its very offensive
pi_68086529
quote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey girl
You: how did you know I was a girl?
Stranger: i just know
Stranger: what you doin?
You: wow
Stranger: where you from
You: chatting
You: the netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: where you been all my life
You: wow easy there buddy
Stranger: girl im from annapolis marylan
You: how old are you?
Stranger: im seventeen and i live a crazy life
You: really? why crazy?
Stranger: cause i know how to kick it
You: kick it, ok
You: I'm 20 by the way
Stranger: yea
Stranger: you in college?
You: so how would you 'kick it'?
You: yes
Stranger: aww you know, me an my friends got our own rap group
Stranger: and we get down at all the clubs
You: really? Ooh I love rappers
Stranger: even thouguh were 17
You: cool
Stranger: really
You: can I hear some of your music?
Stranger: well hey, whats your name i'll give you a shout out
You: it's Kim
You: can you put something on youtube or something?
Stranger: well my groups called flo sauce
Stranger: and we're on myspace
Stranger: i'm b-rikk
Stranger: see if you like it
You: ok I'm going to see right now
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/flosauce
You: I'm listening
You: on the pic, which one are you?
Stranger: upper left
You: oh
Stranger: which song are you hearin
You: throw ya heand
You: or something
You: I like the one on the right better
Stranger: oh listen to doin my thang
Stranger: thats new
You: do you have his email?
Stranger: i just made that
Stranger: whose email
You: the black guy
Stranger: maybe why?
You: I like him
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 21:12:46 #186
236839 TimKuik
Illegaal downloaden mag niet!
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quote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Netherlands
You: u?
Stranger: i am from holand
You: erm
You: dat is het zelfde
Stranger: are you male?
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: are you male?
You: Holland = Netherlands
You: idiot
You: u fail at lying
Stranger: llllllllllooooooooolllllllllllll
Stranger: busteddd mother fucker
You: lol
This crypto stuff is all hype anyway, nothing will ever replace Windows 10.
pi_68087027
Site is wel een beetje dood aan het gaan geloof ik
pi_68087257
You: hi
Stranger: cybersex?
You: uh
You: omg!
You: where?
Stranger: here
You: where are u from?
You: oh here!
Stranger: the caribbean
Stranger: u?
You: oh yeah
You: kan I say the dirty words in Dutch?
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Karin
You: it's Dutch
You: yours?
Stranger: Nicholas
You: oh nice
You: ok..
You: i'm taking your clothes off
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what ru wearing
You: I'm wearing kankerkachel
Stranger: whats tht
You: what do u wear?
Stranger: i wear boxer
You: kankerkachel is the most sexiest thing ever produced
You: hmmm...
Stranger: okay
You: would you like to take off my kankerkachel?
Stranger: well yes
Stranger: i will take off my boxers
You: oh yeah. I can see your giant ock
You: cock
You: say dirty thing to me
Stranger: i want to eat ur pussy
Stranger: whats ur bra size
You: hmm.. I lay down on my back with my 85D size
Stranger: nice:)
You: I push you towards me..
Stranger: i am 8 inches
You: In my other hand, I have the broomstick
Stranger: r u wet yet?
You: yeah...
You: can i suck your dick now?
Stranger: yeh u can
Stranger: suck me bb
You: I mean, that's what we here for. I want you to get on top of me
You: say prins willem alexander to me! Loud!
Stranger: my dick is realll hard now
You: not hard enough
You: we'll try my magic trick
Stranger: ahh fuck should i jerk it ?
You: nou, say what I asked you!
You: loud!
Stranger: PRINS WIILEM ALEXANDER
You: again!
Stranger: PRINS WIILEM ALEXANDER ahhhhhhhhhhh
You: again!
Stranger: no
Stranger: tlk dirty to me
You: Steverende hoeren kankerkachel!
You: say that to me!
Stranger: i dont understand tht
You: I'm cathing up the broom stick and pushing it in your love tunnel from behind
Stranger: Steverende hoeren kankerkachel!
You: yeah!!!
You: Pedobear aproves!!
You: you like the broomstick from behind? Say the dirty thing again!
Stranger: i am lost
You: You don't know how to please a woman
You:
Stranger: i can but u taking control
You: What's the problem in that?
Stranger: i like to take control
You: These are such important things, we can't just fool around.
Stranger: are u fingering urself
You: I mean, I you ever want a Dutch girl, you have to say Prins Willem Alexander
Stranger: prins willem alexander
You: No... my appetite is gone
Stranger: orrrrrr fuck
Stranger: how can i get it back?
You: tell me the secret, that what happened when you were 12 years old
Stranger: i fucked my biology teacher when i was 13 does dat count
You: Ok.. pedobear approves
You: So cu later!
You have disconnected.
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quote:
Op donderdag 16 april 2009 21:21 schreef -Beer- het volgende:
Site is wel een beetje dood aan het gaan geloof ik
Haha, komt door al die geenstijlers die erop gesprongen zijn, denk je niet?

Mareh, ik had het al eerder genoemd; op tjetter.nl kun je omegelen in het Nederlands! Alhoewel je gesprekken daar wel meegelezen worden
  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 21:53:35 #190
97934 ASroma
Flamboyant
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hii!
You: hi
Stranger: Where ya from?
You: china
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

x 10

  donderdag 16 april 2009 @ 22:01:54 #191
97934 ASroma
Flamboyant
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quote:
Stranger: Where u from?
You: uranus
You: and you?
Stranger: são paulo / brazil
Stranger: uranos = argentina?
You: no its in uranus
Stranger: or bolivia?
Stranger: uranos = country?
You: well if you wanna call it that, ok
Stranger: Duuuuuuh! Uranus = planet T-T
Stranger: HAHAHAHHA!
Stranger: jajajajajjajajajjajajajaja
You: well sort off yeah but its more than that
Stranger: jaaaajajjaajajajajjaja
pi_68089006
quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i put on mah robe and wizard hat!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what are you doing
You: im chatting
Stranger: oh rly?
You: YAH RLY
Stranger: HRHRHRHRHR
Stranger: DIKKE SHIT MAN
You: YARR!
You: SERIEUS?
Stranger: NAH IK GA HOOOII
You: NEE
You: DAT DOE JE NIET
Stranger: GEENSTIJL HOER
You: FOK! YOU
You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
You: FOK! OWNED
Stranger: YOU LOST
Stranger: FAIL FAIL FAIL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Redacted
pi_68089539
tvp
pi_68089598
zit nu te chatten met een 15 jarig braziliaans meisje die geen idee heeft hoe ze mijn naam moet uitspreken
Op <a href="http://i52.tinypic.com/15yai5k.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"></a> schreef TheFamousMan
Geef maar toe, eigenlijk ben jij gewoon een keiharde baas, die uit 110% ongelooflijke koninklijkheid bestaat _O_
pi_68090169
ff een beetje gejat...:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
Stranger: and?
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
Stranger: lewd behavior?
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: u there?
Stranger: buddy?
You: Insults and other things
Stranger: insults????
Stranger: i have not insulted one person
Stranger: swear on my life
Stranger: is this a joke?
You: You see we have a program running on our server
You: which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation
Stranger: and?
You: I really do not know, I am connected automatically
You: It is just my simple job to warn you dear user
Stranger: what if the "obscene" words are mutual??
Stranger: i am confused, i have not insulted anybody
You: I am not sure, I am connected automatically
Stranger: so what do you want me to do?
You: stay calm and behave
Stranger: but that is the thing... i have been
Stranger: behaving
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright
Stranger: take it easy
You: I have to inform you that you are on the watchlist now
You: which basically mean, if the program traces down 20 obscene words in 5 conversations time, you might get a ban of 3 days I am afraid
Stranger: huh??
Stranger: can you tell me what constitutes an obscene word??
You: You see we have a program running on our server
which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation noted with IP addresses
You: The program is set for words like, motherfucker, homo, asshole etc. (I believe, I was not the one to make the program)
Stranger: yeah you told me that already
Stranger: k and i have not said any of those words
Stranger: or nothing close to it
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright well thanks for the warning i guess
You: Thank you for your time and enjoy Omegle
Stranger: yep
pi_68093163
quote:
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: good
You: and you
Stranger: I am good
You: ok ok
You: asl?
Stranger: I am 28 and a man! youll probabily be leaving now!
You: thats so true
[quote][img=12,12]http://i.fokzine.net/templates/new/i/p/1.gif[/img] Op dinsdag 2 juni 2009 02:28 schreef 8D het volgende:
Netzoals die mensen die nog aan het posten zijn rond deze tijd op Fok! Kansloos gewoon :') !
[/quote]
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quote:
Op donderdag 16 april 2009 22:41 schreef ChaotischeAppostel het volgende:
ff een beetje gejat...:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
Stranger: and?
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
Stranger: lewd behavior?
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: u there?
Stranger: buddy?
You: Insults and other things
Stranger: insults????
Stranger: i have not insulted one person
Stranger: swear on my life
Stranger: is this a joke?
You: You see we have a program running on our server
You: which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation
Stranger: and?
You: I really do not know, I am connected automatically
You: It is just my simple job to warn you dear user
Stranger: what if the "obscene" words are mutual??
Stranger: i am confused, i have not insulted anybody
You: I am not sure, I am connected automatically
Stranger: so what do you want me to do?
You: stay calm and behave
Stranger: but that is the thing... i have been
Stranger: behaving
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright
Stranger: take it easy
You: I have to inform you that you are on the watchlist now
You: which basically mean, if the program traces down 20 obscene words in 5 conversations time, you might get a ban of 3 days I am afraid
Stranger: huh??
Stranger: can you tell me what constitutes an obscene word??
You: You see we have a program running on our server
which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation noted with IP addresses
You: The program is set for words like, motherfucker, homo, asshole etc. (I believe, I was not the one to make the program)
Stranger: yeah you told me that already
Stranger: k and i have not said any of those words
Stranger: or nothing close to it
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright well thanks for the warning i guess
You: Thank you for your time and enjoy Omegle
Stranger: yep


Dat kan Frans Bauwer niet bedenken, goeie banasplit act
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[ Bericht 82% gewijzigd door foxbow op 17-04-2009 00:38:50 ]
pi_68093831
quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/f/brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
pi_68094049
quote:
Stranger: you wanna see a dick add blue@live.nl
You: Haha, you are a dickface
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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