Omegle #8

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: woman ?
You: I just lost my Mudkip u know where it is?
Stranger: woman ?
You: no a mudkip
Stranger: no
Stranger: :
Stranger: you are woman?
You: yeah it's a female mudkip but it ran away
Stranger: u have msn ?
You: WAIT IT'S ON YOUR HEAD !
You: Get it off!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi im sad to inform u ..u just lost the game...
Stranger: god damn it
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ! gay ?
You: Hi!
You: Hi!, im sorry but my keyboard seems to be infected with la tourette to keep that in mind plz
You: from ? GODAMN FUCKING GAY SHIT
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: dinner is ready
You: come downstairs
Stranger: oke
You: this is your father speaking
Stranger: but i just eatet....
You: desert
Stranger: my father is at college...
Stranger: i also have that...
You: what did u have
Stranger: potatoes
You: as desert?!
Stranger: no desert i took a ice cream
You: there is more waiting for you
Stranger: ...my brpther ate it all...
Stranger: and im already downstairs...
Stranger: i have a laptop...
You: in the basement
Stranger: .....
Stranger: ur rlly stupid
You: its me joseph fritzl
You: ur dad
Stranger: hahahahaha

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 17:29 schreef ASroma het volgende:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: youve been hacked
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: im going through your files now
Stranger: NO
You: yes i am
Stranger: 是吗？
You: federal bureau of investigation, were doing a search on chinese communism and computers
You: please do not press disconnect, this will infect your computer
Stranger: I DONT NOO
You: it will send messages straight to your government
You: and you will be picked up
You: you still there?
Stranger: NO.
You: ok the following..... i see that you have pictures of the USA on your computer
You: thats is unfortunately a federal crime
You: im going to have to report you
Stranger: SHANG HAI
You: i know that, see it in your files
You: please remain seated
You: we will come and get you very soon
You: the police have been informed
Stranger: ？
Stranger: NO NO？
You: you will get deported to a camp
You: dont move
You: you hearing sirenes allready
You: ?
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: not at the moment
You: ok
You: has there been a murder scene in your flat recently?
Stranger: OK
You: its that your answer?
Stranger: no
You: ok is your mother still living where she lives?
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: talk to me..... your talking rubbish now, situation is getting worse
Stranger: hehe
You: ok your off to jail buddy
You: police is now at your door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 17:29 schreef ASroma het volgende:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: youve been hacked
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: im going through your files now
Stranger: NO
You: yes i am
Stranger: 是吗？
You: federal bureau of investigation, were doing a search on chinese communism and computers
You: please do not press disconnect, this will infect your computer
Stranger: I DONT NOO
You: it will send messages straight to your government
You: and you will be picked up
You: you still there?
Stranger: NO.
You: ok the following..... i see that you have pictures of the USA on your computer
You: thats is unfortunately a federal crime
You: im going to have to report you
Stranger: SHANG HAI
You: i know that, see it in your files
You: please remain seated
You: we will come and get you very soon
You: the police have been informed
Stranger: ？
Stranger: NO NO？
You: you will get deported to a camp
You: dont move
You: you hearing sirenes allready
You: ?
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: not at the moment
You: ok
You: has there been a murder scene in your flat recently?
Stranger: OK
You: its that your answer?
Stranger: no
You: ok is your mother still living where she lives?
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: talk to me..... your talking rubbish now, situation is getting worse
Stranger: hehe
You: ok your off to jail buddy
You: police is now at your door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: boring
You: Powerlevel?
Stranger: 34
You: damn that's like the level of an unborn child
You: U can do better!
You: What does the scouter say?
Stranger: how
Stranger: sconter?
You: u got try and excersise with throwing chipmunks
Stranger: so
You: A scouter
You: makes u boost your powerlevel
Stranger: well
You: No not a well a scouter
You: thing u put on your head.
Stranger: then?
You: press the button
You: is has a colour
Stranger: and then
You: Pres the button!
Stranger: which one
You: wich one did u press?
Stranger: none
You: Was it the blue one or the green one?
Stranger: green
You: Oh shit dude u know what u just did ? The earth is gonna detonate in 10 minutes!
You: Green was a bad pick
Stranger: that is cool
You: IM GONNA DIE NOESSSSSSS
You: Thanks a lot
Stranger: pleasure
You: ask your dog
Stranger: what
You: about the pleasure
Stranger: then
You: he prob has an answer lying on the ground
Stranger: right
You: we got 8 minutes to live so what are u gonna do it that time?
Stranger: find a good girl and then give her a gift
You: why a good gril and not bad girl?
Stranger: bad girl is for you,so i can't
You: 6 minutes left dude u gotta make it quik.
You: What kind of gift are u gonna give her?
You: Like something she can hold?
Stranger: you
Stranger: give you to her
You: you? im not an object
Stranger: you are better
You: what is the gift cmon u can tell me.!
You: What's in the box?!!
Stranger: this story
Stranger: no
You: what's in the box it's ticking!!
Stranger: not that
You: 4 minutes remaining u gotta be quiker!
You: yes it is!
Stranger: i've finished
You: u wanna give her an orgasm is that it?
You: have u finished her?
Stranger: god
You: u raped and killed her.... nice fellow !
You: God can't help us now WE ARE DOMMED
Stranger: damed
You: DAME!
You: 2 minutes left say your pray.
Stranger: boring
You: Cmon tell me atleast what's in the box please!!
You: It's not boring u make it boring
Stranger: that is you !
You: The earth is gonna explode in 1,5 minutes.
You: NO YOU!
Stranger: i've said that
You: no u didn't ..
Stranger: washing my clothes
You: With what?
Stranger: hand
You: Asian soap?
Stranger: afica
You: Africa
Stranger: African
You: yeah their poor and we have one minute remaining dude
Stranger: the sun smile
Stranger: boring
You: U got guys got no food and wash your clothes by hand but u do have internet!
You: 20 SEC Remaing ffs
You: OH SHIT look AT SUN
Stranger: cool
Stranger: flashing
You: GOODBYE WEIRD AFRICAN GUY HOLY SHIT MAN
Stranger: turning bigger and bigger
You: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You: ITS BURNING MY EYES

Stranger: sb
Stranger: SB
You: SM?
Stranger: SB
You: gadverdamme man
Stranger: u konw that
You: SS?
Stranger: sb
You: yeah i know the SS
Stranger: u know
Stranger: sb
Stranger: damn
Stranger: sB
Stranger: SB
You: what's the sb?
Stranger: a stupid man like u
You: u can't even fucking type to big letters at the same time
You: yeah atleast i don't smell
Stranger: really
Stranger: fine
You: yeah i can smell u from the internet connection
Stranger: i can feel that

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Stranger: I wonder if you can believe me when I say this...but though I will never meet you, or talk to you ever again...
Stranger: I love you

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 15:36 schreef ASroma het volgende:
Stranger: huppakee, now we're married

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You: PISS
You: PISS
You: PISS OUT OF THE ASS
You: NIGGE
You: NIGGER
You: NIGGER
You: FUCK
Stranger: dont say the n word
Stranger: its very offensive

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey girl
You: how did you know I was a girl?
Stranger: i just know
Stranger: what you doin?
You: wow
Stranger: where you from
You: chatting
You: the netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: where you been all my life
You: wow easy there buddy
Stranger: girl im from annapolis marylan
You: how old are you?
Stranger: im seventeen and i live a crazy life
You: really? why crazy?
Stranger: cause i know how to kick it
You: kick it, ok
You: I'm 20 by the way
Stranger: yea
Stranger: you in college?
You: so how would you 'kick it'?
You: yes
Stranger: aww you know, me an my friends got our own rap group
Stranger: and we get down at all the clubs
You: really? Ooh I love rappers
Stranger: even thouguh were 17
You: cool
Stranger: really
You: can I hear some of your music?
Stranger: well hey, whats your name i'll give you a shout out
You: it's Kim
You: can you put something on youtube or something?
Stranger: well my groups called flo sauce
Stranger: and we're on myspace
Stranger: i'm b-rikk
Stranger: see if you like it
You: ok I'm going to see right now
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/flosauce
You: I'm listening
You: on the pic, which one are you?
Stranger: upper left
You: oh
Stranger: which song are you hearin
You: throw ya heand
You: or something
You: I like the one on the right better
Stranger: oh listen to doin my thang
Stranger: thats new
You: do you have his email?
Stranger: i just made that
Stranger: whose email
You: the black guy
Stranger: maybe why?
You: I like him
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Netherlands
You: u?
Stranger: i am from holand
You: erm
You: dat is het zelfde
Stranger: are you male?
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: are you male?
You: Holland = Netherlands
You: idiot
You: u fail at lying
Stranger: llllllllllooooooooolllllllllllll
Stranger: busteddd mother fucker
You: lol

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 21:21 schreef -Beer- het volgende:
Site is wel een beetje dood aan het gaan geloof ik

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Stranger: Where u from?
You: uranus
You: and you?
Stranger: são paulo / brazil
Stranger: uranos = argentina?
You: no its in uranus
Stranger: or bolivia?
Stranger: uranos = country?
You: well if you wanna call it that, ok
Stranger: Duuuuuuh! Uranus = planet T-T
Stranger: HAHAHAHHA!
Stranger: jajajajajjajajajjajajajaja
You: well sort off yeah but its more than that
Stranger: jaaaajajjaajajajajjaja

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i put on mah robe and wizard hat!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what are you doing
You: im chatting
Stranger: oh rly?
You: YAH RLY
Stranger: HRHRHRHRHR
Stranger: DIKKE SHIT MAN
You: YARR!
You: SERIEUS?
Stranger: NAH IK GA HOOOII
You: NEE
You: DAT DOE JE NIET
Stranger: GEENSTIJL HOER
You: FOK! YOU
You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
You: FOK! OWNED
Stranger: YOU LOST
Stranger: FAIL FAIL FAIL
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: good
You: and you
Stranger: I am good
You: ok ok
You: asl?
Stranger: I am 28 and a man! youll probabily be leaving now!
You: thats so true

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 22:41 schreef ChaotischeAppostel het volgende:
ff een beetje gejat...:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
Stranger: and?
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
Stranger: lewd behavior?
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: u there?
Stranger: buddy?
You: Insults and other things
Stranger: insults????
Stranger: i have not insulted one person
Stranger: swear on my life
Stranger: is this a joke?
You: You see we have a program running on our server
You: which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation
Stranger: and?
You: I really do not know, I am connected automatically
You: It is just my simple job to warn you dear user
Stranger: what if the "obscene" words are mutual??
Stranger: i am confused, i have not insulted anybody
You: I am not sure, I am connected automatically
Stranger: so what do you want me to do?
You: stay calm and behave
Stranger: but that is the thing... i have been
Stranger: behaving
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright
Stranger: take it easy
You: I have to inform you that you are on the watchlist now
You: which basically mean, if the program traces down 20 obscene words in 5 conversations time, you might get a ban of 3 days I am afraid
Stranger: huh??
Stranger: can you tell me what constitutes an obscene word??
You: You see we have a program running on our server
which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation noted with IP addresses
You: The program is set for words like, motherfucker, homo, asshole etc. (I believe, I was not the one to make the program)
Stranger: yeah you told me that already
Stranger: k and i have not said any of those words
Stranger: or nothing close to it
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright well thanks for the warning i guess
You: Thank you for your time and enjoy Omegle
Stranger: yep

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/f/brazil
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Stranger: you wanna see a dick add blue@live.nl
You: Haha, you are a dickface
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