Omegle #8

Stranger: POOO
You: POOO
Stranger: ASS?
You: ASS?
Stranger: Tepelhaartje?
You: Tepelhaartje?
Stranger: klein poesje die ik in je reet duw?
You: klein poesje die ik in je reet duw?
Stranger: JAWOL
You: JAWOL
Stranger: ur such a baby
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[ Bericht 97% gewijzigd door Hijacking op 15-04-2009 18:48:30 ]

Stranger: Вы говорите по-русски?
You: HAR HAR HOWDY STRANGO!
You: STRANGOORRRR
You: HARRRR
You: HUR HURHURRRR
Stranger: Herro prease
Stranger: u wiking?
Stranger: herro wiking sil
You: PIRRATE HARRR
Stranger: pilate sil herro
Stranger: prease
Stranger: me boy chinese me no speak tongue mother engrish prease sil yes yes
You: AVAST!
Stranger: sil u pilate? hav much monye?
Stranger: monye? much them?
Stranger: u draive ship yes?
Stranger: no?
You: DO YOU BRING BOOTY?
Stranger: spices me yes
Stranger: good spices yes
Stranger: engrish yes prease
Stranger: howdy how sil? yes
You: I REQUIRE PIECES OF EIGHT
You: MOAR
You: AND I LOVE CAPSLOCK
You: I AM TEH CAPSLOCK PIRATE
Stranger: capslock rude no prease engrish man
Stranger: yes prease you buy spices? yes?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: spice buy you pilate?
You: I AM A PIRATE
You: I DO NOT BUY, I TAKE. I PILLAGE
Stranger: pillage? what mean you sil?
You: SHVIER ME TIMBERS MATEY

Vergeet niet je capslock aan te zetten als je dit doet

You: HOER
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 24 m
You: length of penis?
Stranger: 6 1/2
You: build of muscle?
You: occupation of father?
You: occupation of mother?
You: religion?
Stranger: why all those?
You: weigth of daily excrement?
You: I am picky about my partners

Ik zat net met een chinees te praten. Hij was een handelaar uit Shenzhen. Zijn "english was very .... poor" zei hij. En hij gebruikte eigenlijk alleen maar chinese tekens die ik middels google translate wist te vertalen

Hmm.. ik ga eens kijken of de 'robe and wizard hat' hier werkt

Trouwens, een heel gesprek alleen maar OM NOM NOM NOM werkt ook goed

Stranger: Hey stranger
You: Hello, this is such a special moment!
Stranger: Hehe
You: Do you realize the importance of this?
Stranger: No? or...?
You: Chances are, that after one of us hits 'disconnect', we will never communicate again!
You: FAITH has brought us together my friend
Stranger: Yeah it weird to think about !
You: I mean FATE
Stranger: It is
You: We are bound by fate. our paths cross
You: our lives are one
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: I dont know what to say
You: Dont speak
You: just marvel
Stranger: Ok il be quiet.

[ Bericht 77% gewijzigd door star_gazer op 15-04-2009 20:13:55 ]

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Stranger: hi
You: did you know there are nine million bicycles in beijing?
Stranger: no .
You: that's a fact
You: it's a thing we can't deny
Stranger: really?
You: like the fact that i will love you till i die
Stranger: uau
You: we are 12 billion lightyears from the edge
Stranger: uau
You: that's a guess no one can ever say its true
Stranger: o fuck
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Hé, kan je die logs nu bewaren?
Ik begin ook vaak te zingen, wat onbekendere nummers en dan reageren mensen er ook serieus op.

Of ik /b/rother was. Helaas...

Jammer had ik net een harstikke leuk gesprek met een Nederlands meisje disconnect (of mss verbinding gewoon verbroken) ze...

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You: hi.
You: i lost my pikachu... can you help me look for him?
You: PIKACHUUU
You: PIIKAAAAACHUUU
You: WHERE ARE YOU PIKACHU
You: COME TO ME PIKACHU
You: help me yell for him for fuck sake!
Stranger: PIKACHUUUUU!!!!
You: You got some serious issues.
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Zou het 'do you also ship to the Netherlands' hier ook werken?

sommige gesprekken

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 12:51 schreef ZegIkLekkerNiet het volgende:

[..]

ik moest lachen

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You: Hi Stranger!
You: My mother told me not to talk with strangers...
Stranger: asl?
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Ik ging even weg om een sigaret te roken, dus ik zei, disconnect maar als je dat graag wilt. Maar hij begon eerst nog een heel verhaal te vertellen

Stranger: well click the button if your going to leave
Stranger: but if not
Stranger: Ill write some stuff to entertain you when you get back
Stranger: Did you know that In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator?
Stranger: I wonder about you you know
Stranger: Who you are
Stranger: Where you're from
Stranger: I wonder if you can believe me when I say this...but though I will never meet you, or talk to you ever again...
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: Pure and simple
Stranger: I always have, from the minute you were born, and I always will
Stranger: I will always be there for you, when you need me the most
Stranger: Life is for the living
Stranger: And on that note, you should quit smoking. You're only shortening a precious gift unnecessarily
Stranger: peace
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You: hi
Stranger: he
You: ho
Stranger: male/female
You: shemale
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1:
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Stranger: selam
You: ping pong show here?
Stranger: allright
Stranger: ping
You: pong
Stranger: ping
You: pong
Stranger: ping
Stranger: fuck missed
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2:
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Stranger: HI!!!
You: wanna marry me?

Stranger: yes please
Stranger: when and where
You: here and now
Stranger: deal
Stranger: I will
You: ok spot on
You: msn?
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: because I don't want to
Stranger: just here
Stranger: quick and easy
You: OK
You: start than
Stranger: ok,
Stranger: in the words of the unloly matrimony
Stranger: you say yes?
You: yes
Stranger: ok, I say yes too
Stranger: huppakee, now we're married
You: gaycouple?
Stranger: fuck, didn't think about that
Stranger: are you m?
You: yes?
Stranger: ok, me too
Stranger: we are a happily married gaycouple tnan
You: great, so were a gay couple
Stranger: cool
You: well done buddy!

You: can i take you up the ass now?
Stranger: hmm, I thought it was my turn to be the male today
Stranger: you were the bitch you told me in silence
You: ok let me first fresh up a bit
You: ok done
Stranger: come on, it will only hurt for 3 bumps
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
You: auww
Stranger: FOEMP
Stranger: i'm in
You: damn your a donkey size
Stranger: are we happily married or what!?!
You: you should consider reduction man
Stranger: that's my thumb, to stretch you up
You: i cant cope with that dick for 50 yers
You: years
Stranger: you better get used to it
You: ok try again
Stranger: like stretching
Stranger: can I go for the whole hand now
You: try some of that liquid stuff
You: makes it easier for me
Stranger: come on, be flexible
You: ok go ahead
Stranger: I will spit on it ok?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
You: yeah
Stranger: FOEMP!
You: hmm
You: that was ok
Stranger: cool
You: i actually enjoy it
You: continue please
You: keep rhytm for christ sake
Stranger: yeah yeah,
Stranger: it's stopping my blood running
Stranger: too tight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: here we go
You: we should do this more often
You: its indeed to tight
Stranger: on the tempo of the new metallica single
You: ok
Stranger: GOOOOO!
You: aaah
You: yeah
Stranger: that's good ain't it!
You: you like that dont ya, dirty bitch
You: aahahahaaaaaaaa
You: more more
You: faster
Stranger: òk
Stranger: damn, we are a good couple
Stranger: something on TV tonight
Stranger: ?
You: we sure are, i bed the neighbours heard us
You: bet
You: i dont know
You: as longs as i can cuddle with its ok
Stranger: hey dude, how many fingers you feel up
You: too many
Stranger: heheheh
Stranger: up for a double fist?
You: try it
Stranger: ok,
Stranger: slowly
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: FLOEMP
You: auuwww....easy
You: get it out of there
You: whaaaa
Stranger: damn, eh, dude, your ass is bleeding
You: for fuck sake man
You: aaaaaaah
You: thats gonna leave a scar
You: dammit
Stranger: should I call an ambulance...?
Stranger: it will hurt during shitting!
You: i dont know, i cant see my ass now can i
You: is it bad?
Stranger: I can and it looks FUCKED up!
You: you filmed it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: put it on youtube?
You: ok we can put it on liveleak or something
You: yeah youtube would do
Stranger: better rotten.com
You: all good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gonna wash my arms
You: give me some towels to stop the bleeding
Stranger: fist you later hubby
You: dammn
You: happy fisting!
Stranger: xxx
You: bye
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Stranger: ?
Stranger: eu moro no brazil
You: I do not understand what you mean ?
You: no brazilio
You: tu hablo español ?
Stranger: I'm using google to translate
You: dus ik kan ook gewoon in het Nederlands typen, dat maakt dan ook niet uit ?

Wtf... één of andere gare Portugees/Braziliaan die alles via Google Translate naar het Nederlands/Engels zit te vertalen .

Gast...

Stranger: ellooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: HI
You: CAN'T FIND MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON
Stranger: wats up
You: DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS
Stranger: dumb fucking bitch

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: my dog ate me
You: netherlands
Stranger: girl?
You: ye
Stranger: how
Stranger: old
Stranger: are you
You: 19
Stranger: Your E-mail ?
You: your a perv!
Stranger: what?
You: why do you want my email?
Stranger: just want to find girls to chat
Stranger: I just want to find girls to chat
Stranger: do you konw
You: you know, there's a huge world behind that mysterious door, and it's full of girls
Stranger: I met you right now
Stranger: Fate
You: i bet you are in love with me, aren;t you?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like you
Stranger: What do you build a good
You: yes, i build houses
Stranger: You beautiful you?
You: what do you expect
Stranger: Take a look at what
Stranger: Your Email
Long so that we can chat
You: but i first want to know you better!
Stranger: We can talk some of you are interested in it
Stranger: zhao78981@sina.com
Stranger: Does your
You: hold on, gotta dry my pussy.
Stranger: Mody also
You: im back. sorry.. stupid bitch was walking along the poolside and the wind threw her in..
You: anyways, what does mody mean?
Stranger: Your E-mail to tell me what
Stranger: What do you have a boyfriend
You: well, actually i have
Stranger: You are still going to school you
Stranger: What do you get married
You: ye
You: but the thing is...
You: my parents are fixing it with the parents of my boyfriend, and i dont want it!! i dont wanna marry him!!
Stranger: Children that you must have a
Stranger: Then do not marry
You: i have no choice
You: they don't let me decide. And i dont want any kids with him cuz i know they will turn buttugly ;'(
Stranger: Choose happiness
Stranger: You and he love you
You: we don't..
Stranger: I have to leave
What is your e-mail
Regular contact
You: i rather dont, i might get into more trouble..
You: and btw
Stranger: Just chatting
You: i'm a dude (never trust a stranger)
Stranger: See you soon
Stranger: what is you name
You: you got NoStyle'd
Stranger: I can only mail
You: listen, you like girls, and im clearly not a girl.. so why do you still want my email?
Stranger: You are a man you
You: no shit sherlock
You: never trust a stranger
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het is een mooie eerste
wat een geilbak __________!

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You: youve been hacked
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: im going through your files now
Stranger: NO
You: yes i am
Stranger: 是吗？
You: federal bureau of investigation, were doing a search on chinese communism and computers
You: please do not press disconnect, this will infect your computer
Stranger: I DONT NOO
You: it will send messages straight to your government
You: and you will be picked up
You: you still there?
Stranger: NO.
You: ok the following..... i see that you have pictures of the USA on your computer
You: thats is unfortunately a federal crime
You: im going to have to report you
Stranger: SHANG HAI
You: i know that, see it in your files
You: please remain seated
You: we will come and get you very soon
You: the police have been informed
Stranger: ？
Stranger: NO NO？
You: you will get deported to a camp
You: dont move
You: you hearing sirenes allready
You: ?
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: not at the moment
You: ok
You: has there been a murder scene in your flat recently?
Stranger: OK
You: its that your answer?
Stranger: no
You: ok is your mother still living where she lives?
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: talk to me..... your talking rubbish now, situation is getting worse
Stranger: hehe
You: ok your off to jail buddy
You: police is now at your door
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: woman ?
You: I just lost my Mudkip u know where it is?
Stranger: woman ?
You: no a mudkip
Stranger: no
Stranger: :
Stranger: you are woman?
You: yeah it's a female mudkip but it ran away
Stranger: u have msn ?
You: WAIT IT'S ON YOUR HEAD !
You: Get it off!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi im sad to inform u ..u just lost the game...
Stranger: god damn it
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Stranger: hi ! gay ?
You: Hi!
You: Hi!, im sorry but my keyboard seems to be infected with la tourette to keep that in mind plz
You: from ? GODAMN FUCKING GAY SHIT
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[ Bericht 22% gewijzigd door Noorseviking op 16-04-2009 18:05:23 ]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: dinner is ready
You: come downstairs
Stranger: oke
You: this is your father speaking
Stranger: but i just eatet....
You: desert
Stranger: my father is at college...
Stranger: i also have that...
You: what did u have
Stranger: potatoes
You: as desert?!
Stranger: no desert i took a ice cream
You: there is more waiting for you
Stranger: ...my brpther ate it all...
Stranger: and im already downstairs...
Stranger: i have a laptop...
You: in the basement
Stranger: .....
Stranger: ur rlly stupid
You: its me joseph fritzl
You: ur dad
Stranger: hahahahaha

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 17:29 schreef ASroma het volgende:
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You: youve been hacked
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: im going through your files now
Stranger: NO
You: yes i am
Stranger: 是吗？
You: federal bureau of investigation, were doing a search on chinese communism and computers
You: please do not press disconnect, this will infect your computer
Stranger: I DONT NOO
You: it will send messages straight to your government
You: and you will be picked up
You: you still there?
Stranger: NO.
You: ok the following..... i see that you have pictures of the USA on your computer
You: thats is unfortunately a federal crime
You: im going to have to report you
Stranger: SHANG HAI
You: i know that, see it in your files
You: please remain seated
You: we will come and get you very soon
You: the police have been informed
Stranger: ？
Stranger: NO NO？
You: you will get deported to a camp
You: dont move
You: you hearing sirenes allready
You: ?
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: not at the moment
You: ok
You: has there been a murder scene in your flat recently?
Stranger: OK
You: its that your answer?
Stranger: no
You: ok is your mother still living where she lives?
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: talk to me..... your talking rubbish now, situation is getting worse
Stranger: hehe
You: ok your off to jail buddy
You: police is now at your door
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Die is leuk!!

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 17:29 schreef ASroma het volgende:
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You: youve been hacked
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: im going through your files now
Stranger: NO
You: yes i am
Stranger: 是吗？
You: federal bureau of investigation, were doing a search on chinese communism and computers
You: please do not press disconnect, this will infect your computer
Stranger: I DONT NOO
You: it will send messages straight to your government
You: and you will be picked up
You: you still there?
Stranger: NO.
You: ok the following..... i see that you have pictures of the USA on your computer
You: thats is unfortunately a federal crime
You: im going to have to report you
Stranger: SHANG HAI
You: i know that, see it in your files
You: please remain seated
You: we will come and get you very soon
You: the police have been informed
Stranger: ？
Stranger: NO NO？
You: you will get deported to a camp
You: dont move
You: you hearing sirenes allready
You: ?
Stranger: YOU SPEKE CHINESE
You: not at the moment
You: ok
You: has there been a murder scene in your flat recently?
Stranger: OK
You: its that your answer?
Stranger: no
You: ok is your mother still living where she lives?
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: talk to me..... your talking rubbish now, situation is getting worse
Stranger: hehe
You: ok your off to jail buddy
You: police is now at your door
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coa ni ma op het einde daar betekend trouwens ongeveer zoiets als "fuck you"

één of andere rare Afrikaan.

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You: hi!
Stranger: boring
You: Powerlevel?
Stranger: 34
You: damn that's like the level of an unborn child
You: U can do better!
You: What does the scouter say?
Stranger: how
Stranger: sconter?
You: u got try and excersise with throwing chipmunks
Stranger: so
You: A scouter
You: makes u boost your powerlevel
Stranger: well
You: No not a well a scouter
You: thing u put on your head.
Stranger: then?
You: press the button
You: is has a colour
Stranger: and then
You: Pres the button!
Stranger: which one
You: wich one did u press?
Stranger: none
You: Was it the blue one or the green one?
Stranger: green
You: Oh shit dude u know what u just did ? The earth is gonna detonate in 10 minutes!
You: Green was a bad pick
Stranger: that is cool
You: IM GONNA DIE NOESSSSSSS
You: Thanks a lot
Stranger: pleasure
You: ask your dog
Stranger: what
You: about the pleasure
Stranger: then
You: he prob has an answer lying on the ground
Stranger: right
You: we got 8 minutes to live so what are u gonna do it that time?
Stranger: find a good girl and then give her a gift
You: why a good gril and not bad girl?
Stranger: bad girl is for you,so i can't
You: 6 minutes left dude u gotta make it quik.
You: What kind of gift are u gonna give her?
You: Like something she can hold?
Stranger: you
Stranger: give you to her
You: you? im not an object
Stranger: you are better
You: what is the gift cmon u can tell me.!
You: What's in the box?!!
Stranger: this story
Stranger: no
You: what's in the box it's ticking!!
Stranger: not that
You: 4 minutes remaining u gotta be quiker!
You: yes it is!
Stranger: i've finished
You: u wanna give her an orgasm is that it?
You: have u finished her?
Stranger: god
You: u raped and killed her.... nice fellow !
You: God can't help us now WE ARE DOMMED
Stranger: damed
You: DAME!
You: 2 minutes left say your pray.
Stranger: boring
You: Cmon tell me atleast what's in the box please!!
You: It's not boring u make it boring
Stranger: that is you !
You: The earth is gonna explode in 1,5 minutes.
You: NO YOU!
Stranger: i've said that
You: no u didn't ..
Stranger: washing my clothes
You: With what?
Stranger: hand
You: Asian soap?
Stranger: afica
You: Africa
Stranger: African
You: yeah their poor and we have one minute remaining dude
Stranger: the sun smile
Stranger: boring
You: U got guys got no food and wash your clothes by hand but u do have internet!
You: 20 SEC Remaing ffs
You: OH SHIT look AT SUN
Stranger: cool
Stranger: flashing
You: GOODBYE WEIRD AFRICAN GUY HOLY SHIT MAN
Stranger: turning bigger and bigger
You: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You: ITS BURNING MY EYES

Stranger: sb
Stranger: SB
You: SM?
Stranger: SB
You: gadverdamme man
Stranger: u konw that
You: SS?
Stranger: sb
You: yeah i know the SS
Stranger: u know
Stranger: sb
Stranger: damn
Stranger: sB
Stranger: SB
You: what's the sb?
Stranger: a stupid man like u
You: u can't even fucking type to big letters at the same time
You: yeah atleast i don't smell
Stranger: really
Stranger: fine
You: yeah i can smell u from the internet connection
Stranger: i can feel that

[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door Noorseviking op 16-04-2009 18:42:16 ]

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You: guess what?
Stranger: what?
You: im a horney guy from china
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Stranger: I wonder if you can believe me when I say this...but though I will never meet you, or talk to you ever again...
Stranger: I love you

Wat een rip uit V for Vendetta

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 15:36 schreef ASroma het volgende:
Stranger: huppakee, now we're married

Je had niet door dat het een Nederlander was

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You: PISS
You: PISS
You: PISS OUT OF THE ASS
You: NIGGE
You: NIGGER
You: NIGGER
You: FUCK
Stranger: dont say the n word
Stranger: its very offensive

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You: hi
Stranger: hey girl
You: how did you know I was a girl?
Stranger: i just know
Stranger: what you doin?
You: wow
Stranger: where you from
You: chatting
You: the netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: where you been all my life
You: wow easy there buddy
Stranger: girl im from annapolis marylan
You: how old are you?
Stranger: im seventeen and i live a crazy life
You: really? why crazy?
Stranger: cause i know how to kick it
You: kick it, ok
You: I'm 20 by the way
Stranger: yea
Stranger: you in college?
You: so how would you 'kick it'?
You: yes
Stranger: aww you know, me an my friends got our own rap group
Stranger: and we get down at all the clubs
You: really? Ooh I love rappers
Stranger: even thouguh were 17
You: cool
Stranger: really
You: can I hear some of your music?
Stranger: well hey, whats your name i'll give you a shout out
You: it's Kim
You: can you put something on youtube or something?
Stranger: well my groups called flo sauce
Stranger: and we're on myspace
Stranger: i'm b-rikk
Stranger: see if you like it
You: ok I'm going to see right now
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/flosauce
You: I'm listening
You: on the pic, which one are you?
Stranger: upper left
You: oh
Stranger: which song are you hearin
You: throw ya heand
You: or something
You: I like the one on the right better
Stranger: oh listen to doin my thang
Stranger: thats new
You: do you have his email?
Stranger: i just made that
Stranger: whose email
You: the black guy
Stranger: maybe why?
You: I like him
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Netherlands
You: u?
Stranger: i am from holand
You: erm
You: dat is het zelfde
Stranger: are you male?
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: are you male?
You: Holland = Netherlands
You: idiot
You: u fail at lying
Stranger: llllllllllooooooooolllllllllllll
Stranger: busteddd mother fucker
You: lol

Site is wel een beetje dood aan het gaan geloof ik

You: hi
Stranger: cybersex?
You: uh
You: omg!
You: where?
Stranger: here
You: where are u from?
You: oh here!
Stranger: the caribbean
Stranger: u?
You: oh yeah
You: kan I say the dirty words in Dutch?
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Karin
You: it's Dutch
You: yours?
Stranger: Nicholas
You: oh nice
You: ok..
You: i'm taking your clothes off
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what ru wearing
You: I'm wearing kankerkachel
Stranger: whats tht
You: what do u wear?
Stranger: i wear boxer
You: kankerkachel is the most sexiest thing ever produced
You: hmmm...
Stranger: okay
You: would you like to take off my kankerkachel?
Stranger: well yes
Stranger: i will take off my boxers
You: oh yeah. I can see your giant ock
You: cock
You: say dirty thing to me
Stranger: i want to eat ur pussy
Stranger: whats ur bra size
You: hmm.. I lay down on my back with my 85D size
Stranger: nice:)
You: I push you towards me..
Stranger: i am 8 inches
You: In my other hand, I have the broomstick
Stranger: r u wet yet?
You: yeah...
You: can i suck your dick now?
Stranger: yeh u can
Stranger: suck me bb
You: I mean, that's what we here for. I want you to get on top of me
You: say prins willem alexander to me! Loud!
Stranger: my dick is realll hard now
You: not hard enough
You: we'll try my magic trick
Stranger: ahh fuck should i jerk it ?
You: nou, say what I asked you!
You: loud!
Stranger: PRINS WIILEM ALEXANDER
You: again!
Stranger: PRINS WIILEM ALEXANDER ahhhhhhhhhhh
You: again!
Stranger: no
Stranger: tlk dirty to me
You: Steverende hoeren kankerkachel!
You: say that to me!
Stranger: i dont understand tht
You: I'm cathing up the broom stick and pushing it in your love tunnel from behind
Stranger: Steverende hoeren kankerkachel!
You: yeah!!!
You: Pedobear aproves!!
You: you like the broomstick from behind? Say the dirty thing again!
Stranger: i am lost
You: You don't know how to please a woman
You:
Stranger: i can but u taking control
You: What's the problem in that?
Stranger: i like to take control
You: These are such important things, we can't just fool around.
Stranger: are u fingering urself
You: I mean, I you ever want a Dutch girl, you have to say Prins Willem Alexander
Stranger: prins willem alexander
You: No... my appetite is gone
Stranger: orrrrrr fuck
Stranger: how can i get it back?
You: tell me the secret, that what happened when you were 12 years old
Stranger: i fucked my biology teacher when i was 13 does dat count
You: Ok.. pedobear approves
You: So cu later!
You have disconnected.

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Op donderdag 16 april 2009 21:21 schreef -Beer- het volgende:
Site is wel een beetje dood aan het gaan geloof ik

Haha, komt door al die geenstijlers die erop gesprongen zijn, denk je niet?

Mareh, ik had het al eerder genoemd; op tjetter.nl kun je omegelen in het Nederlands! Alhoewel je gesprekken daar wel meegelezen worden

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hii!
You: hi
Stranger: Where ya from?
You: china
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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quote:

Stranger: Where u from?
You: uranus
You: and you?
Stranger: são paulo / brazil
Stranger: uranos = argentina?
You: no its in uranus
Stranger: or bolivia?
Stranger: uranos = country?
You: well if you wanna call it that, ok
Stranger: Duuuuuuh! Uranus = planet T-T
Stranger: HAHAHAHHA!
Stranger: jajajajajjajajajjajajajaja
You: well sort off yeah but its more than that
Stranger: jaaaajajjaajajajajjaja

quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i put on mah robe and wizard hat!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what are you doing
You: im chatting
Stranger: oh rly?
You: YAH RLY
Stranger: HRHRHRHRHR
Stranger: DIKKE SHIT MAN
You: YARR!
You: SERIEUS?
Stranger: NAH IK GA HOOOII
You: NEE
You: DAT DOE JE NIET
Stranger: GEENSTIJL HOER
You: FOK! YOU
You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
You: FOK! OWNED
Stranger: YOU LOST
Stranger: FAIL FAIL FAIL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tvp

zit nu te chatten met een 15 jarig braziliaans meisje die geen idee heeft hoe ze mijn naam moet uitspreken

ff een beetje gejat...:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
Stranger: and?
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
Stranger: lewd behavior?
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: u there?
Stranger: buddy?
You: Insults and other things
Stranger: insults????
Stranger: i have not insulted one person
Stranger: swear on my life
Stranger: is this a joke?
You: You see we have a program running on our server
You: which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation
Stranger: and?
You: I really do not know, I am connected automatically
You: It is just my simple job to warn you dear user
Stranger: what if the "obscene" words are mutual??
Stranger: i am confused, i have not insulted anybody
You: I am not sure, I am connected automatically
Stranger: so what do you want me to do?
You: stay calm and behave
Stranger: but that is the thing... i have been
Stranger: behaving
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright
Stranger: take it easy
You: I have to inform you that you are on the watchlist now
You: which basically mean, if the program traces down 20 obscene words in 5 conversations time, you might get a ban of 3 days I am afraid
Stranger: huh??
Stranger: can you tell me what constitutes an obscene word??
You: You see we have a program running on our server
which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation noted with IP addresses
You: The program is set for words like, motherfucker, homo, asshole etc. (I believe, I was not the one to make the program)
Stranger: yeah you told me that already
Stranger: k and i have not said any of those words
Stranger: or nothing close to it
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright well thanks for the warning i guess
You: Thank you for your time and enjoy Omegle
Stranger: yep

quote:

You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: good
You: and you
Stranger: I am good
You: ok ok
You: asl?
Stranger: I am 28 and a man! youll probabily be leaving now!
You: thats so true

quote:

Op donderdag 16 april 2009 22:41 schreef ChaotischeAppostel het volgende:
ff een beetje gejat...:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
Stranger: and?
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
Stranger: lewd behavior?
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: u there?
Stranger: buddy?
You: Insults and other things
Stranger: insults????
Stranger: i have not insulted one person
Stranger: swear on my life
Stranger: is this a joke?
You: You see we have a program running on our server
You: which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation
Stranger: and?
You: I really do not know, I am connected automatically
You: It is just my simple job to warn you dear user
Stranger: what if the "obscene" words are mutual??
Stranger: i am confused, i have not insulted anybody
You: I am not sure, I am connected automatically
Stranger: so what do you want me to do?
You: stay calm and behave
Stranger: but that is the thing... i have been
Stranger: behaving
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright
Stranger: take it easy
You: I have to inform you that you are on the watchlist now
You: which basically mean, if the program traces down 20 obscene words in 5 conversations time, you might get a ban of 3 days I am afraid
Stranger: huh??
Stranger: can you tell me what constitutes an obscene word??
You: You see we have a program running on our server
which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation noted with IP addresses
You: The program is set for words like, motherfucker, homo, asshole etc. (I believe, I was not the one to make the program)
Stranger: yeah you told me that already
Stranger: k and i have not said any of those words
Stranger: or nothing close to it
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright well thanks for the warning i guess
You: Thank you for your time and enjoy Omegle
Stranger: yep

Dat kan Frans Bauwer niet bedenken, goeie banasplit act

[ Bericht 82% gewijzigd door foxbow op 17-04-2009 00:38:50 ]

quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/f/brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

quote:

Stranger: you wanna see a dick add blue@live.nl
You: Haha, you are a dickface
Your conversational partner has disconnected.