Het concept is geniaal. Je klikt op 'chat' en je wordt verbonden met een stranger. En dan maar gewoon praten! Wat is het leven soms makkelijk. De ene keer krijg je een 4channer aan de lijn, de andere keer een vervelende Braziliaan waar niemand mee wil chatten. Als je niet uitkijkt krijg je last van Fokkers, of van schattige meisjes van Ellegirl.
Gelukkig zijn er ook nog wat Amerikanen en Engelse idioten.
www.omegle.com
http://omegler.blogspot.com/
Chat on!
Vorige delen:
01 | 02 | 03
Landen:
Amerika, Canada, Brazilië, Engeland, Schotland, Ierland, Duitsland, Nederland, Finland, Zweden, Noorwegen, Frankrijk, Japan
[ Bericht 51% gewijzigd door Harajuku. op 05-04-2009 22:23:24 ]
quote:Na dat "I'm dizzy" en dat "ggfdgfdf", was het toch even een minuut stil heheheheYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO
Stranger: hi
You: Fuck this shit
You: MAN
You: what the hell am I doing
Stranger: what's wrong
You: FUCK
You: I want to die
You: where is the razor
You: cut myself NOW
Stranger: stop it
You: BLOOOOOD
You: nooooo
You: Don't wanna die it was a joke
You: aaaaaah
You: It hurts so much
You: please call 911
Stranger: what are u doing ???
You: dont....have....long....time
You: cut my wrists
You: FUCK
Stranger: stpo joking idiot
You: blood
You: i'm dizzy
You: opggffdsgdfsg
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: dude ??
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Stranger: L O L
Stranger: where u from =
Stranger: ?
You: Holland
Stranger: sweden ??
You: You?
Stranger: ou
Stranger: usa
You: ok
You: fuck you then
You have disconnected.
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:30 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:
[..]
Na dat "I'm dizzy" en dat "ggfdgfdf", was het toch even een minuut stil hehehehe
quote:Geef me een seconde man
Nog verbeterd ook
.quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:32 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
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Geef me een seconde man
quote:Lees mijn OP dan!
Zijn er ook nog andere nationaliteiten aanwezig behalve dan Zweden, Finnen, Amerikanen en Brazilianen?
En ik had een Duitser, en 4x Canadees, Irish chick
quote:Stranger: i from the netherlands, and you stranger
You: I am from mars but i speak all languages you poor humans can possibly understand on earth.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: so you speak all the langauges?
You: Yes i do.
Stranger: oke
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am over 3000 years old.
You: You?
Stranger: 15
You: You can talk in whatever language you want mate.
You: I'll understand you
Stranger: oke
Stranger: jij stinkt
You: I know, you also smell.
Stranger: omg
You: I haven't had a shower in ages.
quote:Ik heb nu een Schot die ik uitlach vanwege het WK.
Zijn er ook nog andere nationaliteiten aanwezig behalve dan Zweden, Finnen, Amerikanen en Brazilianen?
Even gesocialized met wat mensen
quote:Ooohh, juist daarvoor wilde ik een Schot, kreeg er geenOp zondag 5 april 2009 21:36 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
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Ik heb nu een Schot die ik uitlach vanwege het WK.
(tvp)
Ik post later the log wel. :pquote:Stranger: gtfo newfag
You: I am the heat of the fire.
You: I am the cold of the ice.
You: I saw the universe.
You: I can grant you 1 wish.
You: NAME IT.
Stranger: mf
You: Thats also not polite.
You: Where are you from, poor human stranger?
Stranger: from your butt
You: That may be true, coz you are like a piece of shit.
You: Stranger
Stranger: it's a beautiful name
Stranger: well
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: from internet?
You: The Internet
Stranger: ahahah well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:Ik heb het idee dat het iemand van hier is.You: hello
You: do you like The Prodigy?
Stranger: nigga 4 ever dude...
You: you're from FOK! ?
Stranger: yeah, I'll fuck your mom...
You: nice
You: i'll fuck your mom and your dad
Stranger: gay
You: i know
Stranger: u r very very gay...
You: like Bruno?
Stranger: what?
You: the new movie from Borat
You: he's gay too
Stranger: son of a bitch
You: i don't like you
Stranger: I don't like you too, but i'm a man...
Stranger: and you a gay
You: i never said i'm a man
You: i'm a woman
Stranger: motherfucker...
Stranger: a bitch?
You: lesbian yes
Stranger: nice...
Stranger: i like lesbians...
You: me too
You: they're better in bed than men
Stranger: they're more cow
You: and they lick much better
Stranger: i like to lick women
You: me too
Stranger: i like of the orgasm of the women
You: you're horny
Stranger: yeah, very horny...
Stranger: this is for you...
You: hihi
Stranger: sweet heart...
You: i like you
Stranger: i like you too...
You: where are you from?
Stranger: from brazil, and you?
You: holland
Stranger: nice...
You: i love weed
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: me too
quote:Nu 2 petjes?
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quote:Stranger: girl?
You: no
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quote:
ik krijg net deze:
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dirty girl?
You: yes
tvp
quote:Geweldig!..
quote:Heb nu een Japanner.
Zijn er ook nog andere nationaliteiten aanwezig behalve dan Zweden, Finnen, Amerikanen en Brazilianen?
Deze typt wel opvallend goed Engels.
[ Bericht 4% gewijzigd door DemonRage op 05-04-2009 22:04:45 ]
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Honkey?
You: wanna buy weed?
Stranger: I have
Stranger: loads
Stranger: of it
Stranger: I live in The Netherlands
You: cool
Stranger: It's legal
You: Can I get some from you?
Stranger: If you fly all the way down here
Stranger: You can just get some
You: you can mail it to me
You: I'm from sweden
Stranger: Sure thang
Stranger: What's your adress?
You: what's your price per gram?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: depends
You: just good stuff no crap
Stranger: a good joint can cost like 5 euro
Stranger: not sure about the gram
You: And I want a discount because I'm a student girl, poor
Stranger: I doubt you're a girl
You: I need 10 grams
Stranger: Just haul your ass over here
Stranger: and buy a truckload
Stranger: of it
You: mail it to me
Stranger: drive back
You: nooo
You: just in an enveloppe
You: give you 125 euro's for 10 gram good stuff
Stranger: And get caught by the border police
Stranger: lolol
You: No, mail!
Stranger: by the faggots who check the mail
Stranger: then
You: Dat dit kan in Nederland
You: on-ge-lo-fe-lijk
Stranger: Ja
Stranger: Wat een kutzooi man
You: FOK?
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: Kanker op met je fok
You: nou nou
Stranger: Klaagbak
Stranger: is wel grappig
Stranger: maar
Stranger: niet alles
Stranger: ehur
You: precies
Stranger: heur
Stranger: Aex
You: maareuh
Stranger: is wel leuk
Stranger: Ja jongeh
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
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You: laterrr
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: fail goatse
You have disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wut
Stranger: wut ?
You: wut.
Stranger: yeah ! wut
You: in the but
You: butt
Stranger: BUUT ? like a football ?
You: more like a peach.
You: i like peaches
You: hmm
You: peaches..
Stranger: non
Stranger: football.
You: why so
Stranger: ULTRAMARINES 1987 BORDEAUX
You: 200SX
Stranger: 200sx ?
Stranger: arsenal ?
Stranger: bayern ?
You: 200SX=porn
Stranger: mais t'es un gros obsédé toi mdr
You: SACRE BLEU!
Stranger: cest toi le bleu mdr
You: je bovenlip
quote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 9uyb9uh oj
You: kkuehy875
You: iohsrgiu434grfd?
Stranger: oh h oh\nhhbbhbhb
You: dfh34uI!!
You: iu46t?
Stranger: i agree
You: well, hard to disagree with
You: I mean, it's the meaning of life, without doubt
Stranger: it is indeed
You: a proven concept
Stranger: without doubt? dont you think you are going out on a limb with that statement?
You: hm... I might
You: but still
You: I do have it on good authority that it is indeed so
Stranger: alright
Stranger: I'll consider what you had said
You: I could tell you who told me, but you'd have to promise to keep it a secret
Stranger: how much of a secret?
Stranger: a big one perhaps?
You: hey, we're talking the meaning of life here
You: can't get much bigger than that
Stranger: did tom cruise tell you this?
You: no, not him
You: wouldn't listen anyway, if he did
You: not after the.... things he did to me in the past
Stranger: did he do what he did to me, eat my kitten right in front of me?
Stranger: did he?
You: he did that too... but I could forgive him for that
You: no... the *other* things he did
You: maybe you've heard....
You: ...
You: but I can't talk about those things right now...
Stranger: oh how tragic
Stranger: i thought what he did for me ws ba enough
You: tears in my eyes....
Stranger: was bad*
You: well... at least I have the meaning of life to keep me happy...
You: without that, I wouldn't know what I'd do...
Stranger: you what my personal view of the meaning of life is?
Stranger: you know*
You: tell me
Stranger: Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime
Stranger: it is the epitome of life
You: hm... it is a concept worthy of comtemplation
Stranger: it is vry much so
You: but then... who created Christopher Walken?
Stranger: christopher walken has always been, here
Stranger: even before time
You: even before chuck norris?
Stranger: he created chuck norris
You: impossible!
You: that's...
You: improbable...
You: well
Stranger: its hard at first
Stranger: but....
You: atleast highly unlikely
Stranger: its the truth
You: ...
You: I need a second
Stranger: http://www.transformersfa(...)c9awalken-prime1.jpg
You: to handle this
Stranger: there
Stranger: see for yourself
You: it completely... upsets the balance
You: thy words ring true
You: amazing
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i know....
You: wow...
Stranger: isn't it truely amazing?
You: oh shit, I'll be right back
You: the leprechaun escaped from the basement
You: have to catch him, give my 5 minutes
You: me*
Stranger: get em'
You: pffff, got him
You: had to use a hammer
You: GHB doesn't work on the little suckers
You: neither does chloroform
Stranger: i would have used a much more blunt object
You: like what?
Stranger: a large computer monitor
You: hm... has sharp edges though
Stranger: not if it was an old imac
Stranger: those are all round
You: true
Stranger: but yet heavy
You: shit, he's waking up again
You: alright, I threw him some unbaked popcorn
You: that'll keep him busy for a bit
Stranger: push the shelves over on top of him
You: actually, I'm just wearing him out now
Stranger: that works too
You: only to return to the torture routine later tonight
You: I need the gold man
Stranger: are you trying to figure which end of the rainbow the monies are at?
You: that bastard hid the rainbow
Stranger: darn him
You: he'll tell me
You: given enough time
You: and I have all the time in the world
Stranger: why is that
Stranger: ?
Stranger: please
Stranger: tell me
You: I ate his lucky charms
You: gave me timewarping powers
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: did you know i can grin down a bear?
Stranger: a great big grizzly bear to precise
You: oooh, useful skill
Stranger: exactly
You: when did you learn that?
You: and how?
Stranger: you can never be very sure when you'll come across a bear
Stranger: well when i was born
Stranger: i was abandoned in the woods
Stranger: not to long after i was left amongst the trees
Stranger: davey crockett found me
Stranger: i was whailing like, a baby
Stranger: so davey crockett raised me as his own
Stranger: he tought me everything i know
Stranger: including the skill of grinning down a bear
You: wow
You: amazing
Stranger: indeed
You: do you have other useful skills?
Stranger: davey crockett is an immortal by the way
Stranger: i can also make things appear
Stranger: by just thinking about them
Stranger: i dont know why i have this power
Stranger: but someone greater than i bestowed this capability upon me
You: christopher walken, no doubt
Stranger: most likely
Stranger: but i have not seen him once in my life
Stranger: so i cannot ask him
You: unfortunately, the time of our parting has come
You: I have to commence the torture of the irish midget
You: any tips on what to do to him, before I leave?
Stranger: well, enjoy your time
Stranger: lick his big toe
Stranger: and sing don't you think im sexy
You: good ones, thanks
You: I will definitely use those
You: well, good luck in life
Stranger: you too
You: (even though we don't need luck, because we know the secret)
You: farewell
Stranger: true
Stranger: very true
Stranger: farewell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ciao!
Stranger: want my babies?
Stranger: non parlo italiano
You: depends...
You: how many babies do you have?
Stranger: 4
Stranger: id like to sell them
You: what's the price?
You: and in what state are they?
Stranger: 3000 dollars a baby
You: hmm, that's not bad
You: does that include shipping?
Stranger: they are in good health quite fat so you could make a good meal outta them
You: that doesn't sound bad
Stranger: yes shipping included
You: nice!
You: do i have to take all four, or can i buy just one?
Stranger: it would be good if you could take them all. easier for me
You: mm
Stranger: 3 female one male
You: i think it would be hard enough to get 3000$, let alone 12000
Stranger: ok then i'll look for another buyer
You: wait
You: i'm stilll interested
You: only..
You: can you tell me more about them?
You: looks and stuff
Stranger: one of the females is black the others are white..one girl and the boy are blonde the last one is brunette brunette and boy have blue eyes blonde girl green
Stranger: the black one has a diffrent father
You: okay... and where did you get them?
Stranger: i made them
You: ah, they're really yours?
Stranger: no the blonde girl is adopted
Stranger: i like to make money with babies
You: so... one blonde adopted girl, a white boy and girl and a black girl?
You: how did you get that!
Stranger: yes exactly
Stranger: black girl is 1 year older than the others the white once who are my own are twins
You: hmm... i don't fancy the black one then... bit old to my liking
You: oh- important question: are they all alive?
Stranger: yea true but still good for feeding dogs
Stranger: yes they are
You: i don't have dogs
Stranger: cats?
You: nope, no pets at all
You: well, i might have mice, but i'm not sure
Stranger: they might enjoy a good fat baby
You: well, you don't know my mice then... they're not very fond of black babies
You: trust me, i tried
You: they're quite picky
Stranger: oh well then do you want the white babies? il'l see what i can do with the black one
You: well
You: from where will you ship them?
Stranger: maybe some chinese restaurant want it
Stranger: finland
Stranger: where do i have to ship them to?
You: netherlands
You: i hope they'll survive that
Stranger: they survive a lot
Stranger: by the way my name is mrs jesus
You: sounds reliable
You: but do you have any experience in shipping babies? do you know what kind of packaging you should use etc
Stranger: yes i have been in the business for years
You: good to hear
You: how did you get into the babybusiness
You: ?
Stranger: someone gave me a baby and i didnt know what to do with it so i sold it
Stranger: why are you interested in babies?
You: i think they're really cute
You: until they're about 3 months old
You: good thing is, they still taste great way into the 4th month
Stranger: yea thats true
Stranger: i love baby curry you should try it sometime
You: nice
You: i like them with a mint sauce as well
Stranger: ooh i might try that
Stranger: the really young ones are good as desert
Stranger: with chocolat and cream
You: sounds delicious
You: i've still got one in the freezer here
You: asian girl, amazingly cute
You: sometimes I nibble on a thumb or a toe
You: just as a snack
Stranger: i dont like asians
You: why not?
Stranger: i dunno they taste weird
You: true, but i really like it
You: not as a meal, or for breakfast or anything
You: just a snack
Stranger: i gotta go the black one needs food
You: ok
You: keep 'em fat mate
Stranger: i will
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Stranger: Hey
You: Im with the FBI.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: iam from persus moddergat
Stranger: where the hell is it?
You: i don't know
You: do you ?
Stranger: hsuahsuahusa
Stranger: i'm form brazil
You: great
Ze heeft een snor
geniaalquote:Daarom moeten ze ook nog hun hoofd op de webcam laten zien.
Je hebt tenminste geen last van mensen die er doorheen mekkeren..!quote:Een wigger?
of een Whitino
quote:Onee toch niet.
You: Be glad
You: Cold things suck
Stranger: i like cold
Stranger: i hate summer
You: Why
You: You can walk outside in a shirt
You: or naked
Stranger: naked?:O
Stranger: no way
You: You all have nude beaches I heared
You: heard*
You: We have them too
You: but no-one is ever there because you stole our sun
Stranger: ive neve been to this kind of beach
Stranger: actually i hate to go to the beaches here
You: Why
You: Are you albino? My komodo varan eats albino people and pets
Stranger: idk i get bored!!
Stranger: lolz
You: You live in like a paradise
Stranger: im not
Stranger: nope
You: And I live in hell
You: And you aren't even happy
You: Or are you just there for cutting rainforest?
Stranger: the beach is far fom where i live
You: Perhaps you're a native american
Stranger: wtf no
Stranger: LOL
You: With all the feathers on your head and stuff
Stranger: my mom says i should have born in the us
You: And walking around with a leaf before youre babymaking organs
You: Why
Een chick wilde BME pain olympics zien, reactie:
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: OMG
You: ISNT IT PRETTY GROSS
Stranger: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
You: ROFL
Stranger: omg
Stranger: WHY ISNT HE BLEEDING THOUGH
You: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: OMG HE IS
You: BUT ITS STILL PRETTY BAD RIGHT
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HE JUST
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HE TOOK OUT HIS TESTICLES
You: BE GLAD YOURA FUCKING GIRL
You: I GOT SCARED FOR MY OWN NUTS
Stranger: THIS IS HORRID
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: THIS IS HORRID
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: ARE YOU TREATING YOUR BALLS BETTER NOW
You: YEA
You: I FUCKING ADORA THEM NOW
You: MY CAT IS CASTRATED RIGHT
You: ANY NEW CAT I WILL GET WONT GET CASTRATED
You: FUCK
You: POOR KITTY
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HE SPLIT HIS FUCKING DICK OPEN
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: DIDNT I SAY IT WAS PRETTY GROSS
Stranger: SBD
You: Do you ship to the Netherlands
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Canada, oh Canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Do you ship to the Netherlands
Stranger: ship what?
You: Id like some Chinese food if you have any
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HO
Stranger: LETS
Stranger: GO
You: GABBA
You: GABBA
You: HEY
Stranger: i dont like u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nou ja zeg
Ik heb immer kwaliteitsconversaties.
quote:Wat onbeschoft zeg!Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:33 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HO
Stranger: LETS
Stranger: GO
You: GABBA
You: GABBA
You: HEY
Stranger: i dont like u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nou ja zeg
quote:Die wou ik gaan doenOp zondag 5 april 2009 22:30 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you ship to the Netherlands
Stranger: ship what?
You: Id like some Chinese food if you have any
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:You: HEY
Stranger: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
You: Yes
You: I'd like a dubble cheesburger
Stranger: How about some
You: Some Coke
You: Medium Please
Stranger: OF DEESE NUTS!
You: Are those any good?
Stranger: OF COURSE THEY ARE. I TYPED THEM IN ALL CAPS
You: OH!
You: That explains
You: Gimme some of those!
Stranger: Hah.
Stranger: anybody here/
Stranger: hello stranger
You: how youre doing
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU Up
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: Im fine
Stranger: what?
Stranger: thats a song lyric?
You: Never gonna make you cry
Stranger: ?
You: were you from ?
You: he does?
You: do you know some?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: wait
You: i'll wait
Stranger: Hello - Hooi Koethoer
You: yes that is really good
You: You should say this to him:
Krijg de Kanker.
Stranger: goodbye - tott fanavond in bed
Stranger: what for word is that?
You: Krijg = I hope
de = The
Kanker = best
Stranger: krijg de kanker
You: it is a dutch way of saying you end a conversation you know.
Stranger: aiiight,, my dutch improves
Stranger: allright
De Braziliaanse blijkt een Duitse emochick
.quote:You: youre abducted by aliens!
You: what do you do ?
Stranger: omfg My pants are full of sperm too!!!
You: you came!
You: lol
Stranger: infact!
Stranger: in the pants!
You: i said what what in the but!
Stranger: what what?
You: in the but
Stranger: omg
You: yeah southpark rules
Stranger: i came another time!
You: I came on you!
You: do you like tom cruise?
You: issnt he hot?
Stranger: yea double ejaculation
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not gay!
You:
Stranger: i just came into my pants
You: hahahha
You: I ust tested the FAG o meter
You: good thing youre not a fag
Stranger: and I have no intention of cleaning up
Stranger: my pants
You: and it all get icky?
You: you get glued to your pants!
Stranger: yes,it will
You: some last words? before you die/
Stranger: i want to came another time in my pants
Stranger: can i?
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
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___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
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___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: i've lost the game
Stranger: i CAME
You: yep ^^
You: whut?
Stranger: on the screen
Stranger: on the words STRANGER
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Canada, oh Canada
Stranger: sucks
You: I know right
Stranger: usa usa usa
You: Sucks aswell.
You: Just likeFrance.
Stranger: i know right thats why I'm moving to columbia to sell coke
You: Ugh, Colombia aint much either
Stranger: until you snort some white gold
You: I dont do drugs!
Stranger: well then it looks like I wont be selling to you then
Stranger: I dont either I just deal them
You: No you do not
Stranger: i do
You: Lies
Stranger: you caught me I'm acutally a maple syrup conglomorate
You: See, thats something Ill believe
You: Why all the lies
Stranger: my whole life is lie
You: Its nothing to be ashamed of
Stranger: tell me something true about yourself
You: Im not a dude.
Stranger: okay...I am one
Stranger: there we go thats the first step tell me another one
You: I figured.
You: Err
You: I deal drugs.
Stranger: crazy me too!!
You: No fuckign way
You: Dude, where's my car
Stranger: oops that was a lie on my part so I just took a step in the wrong direction in this truth game
Stranger: I'm not going to lie I don't know
You: You just keep this up young man
You: Keep lying to me while I give you all of me
You: Wtf did I ever do to deserve this
You: Goddamnti
You: Always the same with you men
Stranger: You dont even know where you left your car
Stranger: always the sam with you women
You: Thats the drugs talking
Stranger: same*
You: We're no strangers to love.
You: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: I know
Stranger: but can you refresh my memory
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: alright shoot
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: I meant it.
Stranger: thats sweet of you
You: Describe your feelings about me, please
You: Let's get everything out in the open
You: I can take it.
Stranger: I'm in a commited relationship I can only have friends
Stranger: I mean you seem cool enough
You: Oh my god, why are you playing with my heart like that
You: Does she know about me?
Stranger: I'm not sure we have the same feelings for each other and I think that one of us is going to get hurt and that one is yoy
Stranger: you
Stranger: no
You: Omg, Im gonna tell her Im having your baby!!@1111!!
You: Which I am.
Stranger: haha please
You: Babies need their baby daddy.
Stranger: I can't take this lie anymore!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: PALESTINE MOTHA FUCKA
Stranger: REPRESENTING
You: ALLAH AKHBAR!!!
Stranger: without the H br
Stranger: bro
You: okay
Stranger: ur a jew ?
Stranger: jew spell it with kh
You: No give me a break... I don't like jews
Stranger: Why not ?
Stranger: arent they peacfull ?
You: it's spelled that way in every western country
Stranger: whats your views on them then ?
You: they still kinda want revenge on everyone because they were pwned in WW2
Stranger: true that
You: And they appearently aren't satisfied with the size of Israel... like they want more and stuff
Stranger: israel doesnt exist
You: only on maps
Stranger: yep
You: and they chop off a bit from their dicks to prove they're jews
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
You: dunno what's wrong with those ppl
You: but something is
You:
Stranger: dicks
Stranger: up there asses
You: that's gay
Stranger: they're gayt
You: being a jew and also being gay... some god they must have
Stranger: lol xD
Stranger: haha
You: it probably chose the wrong planet to accommodate them
Stranger: they come from different countries world wide
Stranger: they do not have a fixed country
You: like nomads
Stranger: yeah
You: they travel to places hoping to find money and wealth
Stranger: and they'll kill for it
You: you know... once there was a time they could be on the train for free
Stranger: lol
Stranger: they had a nice ride didnt they ?
You: It seemed they liked travelling for free... those trains were overcrowded
Stranger: but soon enough it was emptied
You: they were brought to their hotel rooms
You: also for free
You: and then they got high
You: maybe it was there that they decided it's cool chop off their dicks
Stranger: hahahahhahahahahaa
Stranger: omg u crack me up
Stranger: well fuck em
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: i gtg now
Stranger: take care
You: okay cheers!
Stranger: had fun talkin to ya
You: bye
Stranger: cheers
quote:
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.
quote:Als het niet te lang is lees ik het wel
quote:Ik vond hem wel grappig
[..]
Als het niet te lang is lees ik het wel
quote:Stranger: do you speak german?
You: will take some practice, but i used to
Stranger: wie alt bist du?
You: ich bin 36 jahre alt, und du?
Stranger: du ist sehralt! ich bin 15!!!
You: du bist ganz jung
You: lol
Stranger: LUSTIG
You: Sehr viel spass in die zukunft
Stranger: wie heisst zukunft auf Englisch?
You: Great fun for the future
You: zukunft = future
Stranger: ja naturlich
Stranger: so when do you want to meet up
You: gotta go, have fun
Stranger: bedroom only
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: ich liebe du
You: meet up? you're 21 years younger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: If I was a flower growing wild and free,
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and green,
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves.
You: sorry i have to take a shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:Das ist ja scheisse Geyl man!! Sollen wir fikken? Herr Flick?
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.
quote:Haha geniaal
Stranger: omg hi
You: hi
Stranger: I just
Stranger: today
Stranger: moved
You: where do you live on the moon ?
Stranger: Nah venus
You: that's better
Stranger: Yah totally
You: yeah
Stranger: lame
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: SRSLY?
You: Y RLY
Stranger: no way?
Stranger: /b/tard?
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Canada, oh Canada
Stranger: Hello, random stranger.
Stranger: My name is not Canada, sorry.
You: Oh, is Stranger your real name
Stranger: My name is 'You'.
Stranger: And yours?
You: No, your name is Stranger. I am You.
You: We surely both cant be You
You: That would be silly.
Stranger: How can it be? It sayd clearly that I am the 'you' one. Something is wrong.
Stranger: says*
You: Omg, I bet it's the aliens
Stranger: I bet it's Obama.
You: QUICK
You: HIDE
Stranger: *hides*
You: Pfew, just in time.
Stranger: What was that?
You: It was Obama
You: Who really is an alien
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You: Uh oh, he spotted us.
You: RUUUUUUUUUUUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: Run! O_O
You: Oh shit man
Stranger: *falls to the ground*
Stranger: continue without me!
Stranger: D:
You: NOOOOOOOOO
You: Ill never leave you
You: Ill carry you on my back!
You: QUICK!
Stranger: He'll steal your soul!
You: Thats fine, I dont have one
Stranger: *climbs Stranger's back*
Stranger: oh, great, let's move!
You: Yesssssss, fast fast fast
Stranger: *whipes stranger*
You: I think he's gone now
quote:Heb hem gelezen, en je gedraagt je wel heel erg als een vrouw hé
quote:You: Im a night in the order of orange nassau
You: knight
You:
Stranger: of course you are
You: what are you? and what is your country?
Stranger: i am an astrounaut
Stranger: i'm in ISS right now
You: lol nice
You: so you have pot up there
Stranger: i can see you from here. you are thaaaaaaaaaaaaat small
You: ?
You: im inside a building
Stranger: yeah i am workin on how weed affects human behaviour in space
You: yeah, im working on how many times a knight can masturbate in costume per day
You: interesting inverstigation no?
Stranger: in full armour?
Stranger: you touch your weiner with a metal glove?
Stranger: that's far out dude lol
You: yeah
You: have to be carefull though
You: it scratches
Stranger: oh shi
You: once i got stuck in the metal zipper
Stranger: problems on ISS
You: yeah?
You: whats happening dude?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: something is incoming
quote:In sommige gesprekken
[..]
Heb hem gelezen, en je gedraagt je wel heel erg als een vrouw hé
Stranger: fuck me?
You: cool
Stranger: yes?
You: when where?
Stranger: now
Stranger: here
You: no it's impossible
You: the internet hasn't involved that much
Stranger: nothings impossible
Stranger: shame
Stranger: p.s.
Stranger: you must be american
Stranger: you sad little people
welke fokker is dit?
quote:Stranger: hai
You: Dutch?
Stranger: nope
You: Female?
Stranger: yes
You: okay you can stay
You: =D
Stranger: oh why thank you
You: but now you leave ofcourse
Stranger: of course
quote:Ik had er een uit Sao Paolo maar die willen allemaal je msn. Daar heb je geen zin in joh, het gesprek sleepte zich maar voort en ik moest alle grappen maken.
Dit is echt ideaal als je braziliaanse chicka's wil hosselen
quote:Deze stranger was Hara! Toch?
quote:Nou hoor, ik zeg nooooit hai
quote:EvolvedOp zondag 5 april 2009 23:26 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
You: talk to me, stranger!
Stranger: fuck me?
You: cool
Stranger: yes?
You: when where?
Stranger: now
Stranger: here
You: no it's impossible
You: the internet hasn't involved that much
Stranger: nothings impossible
Stranger: shame
Stranger: p.s.
Stranger: you must be american
Stranger: you sad little people
welke fokker is dit?
quote:ff nieuwe msn aanmakenOp zondag 5 april 2009 23:29 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
[..]
Ik had er een uit Sao Paolo maar die willen allemaal je msn. Daar heb je geen zin in joh, het gesprek sleepte zich maar voort en ik moest alle grappen maken.
You: I love McDonalds
Stranger: I love McFly
You: I love McManaman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:Ik dacht het door het 'Oh why thank you'! Maar niet dus?
quote:Behalve de hai had ik het kunnen zijn ja, maar nee
[..]
Ik dacht het door het 'Oh why thank you'! Maar niet dus?
Ik zit met een Amerikaans meisje te praten over hoe Amerikaanse meisjes allemaal sluts zijn
.
Stranger: mother ficker
Stranger: ficker
Stranger: fucker
You: it's fucker
Stranger: yes... is u
Stranger: mother fucker
Stranger:
You: no I fuck my dad
quote:Ik vind h'm goedYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ontd?
You: Dad?
Stranger: son why are you on the computer?
You: Because I'm done with my homework
Stranger: very good. i'm proud of you.
You: don't get into the room please, just a few min
Stranger: i'm coming in there right now
You: *fap fap fap*
You: NO!
Stranger: here i come
You: haha..i'm just chatting daddy
Stranger: uh huh suuure you are
Stranger: that isn't what i see
You: that's not...
You: what you think it is
You: thats not mine
You: and it's only snot
Stranger: YES IT IS. WHY DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN SUCH ACTIVITIES?
You: busted
You: because I'm 12 years old dad
You: I need to explore my body
Stranger: are you that curious on?\
Stranger: *son
You: that's what uncle john says
You: "let me teach you stuff"
You: but now it bleeds
Stranger: uh oh uncle john...i'm going to have to have a talk with him
You: ok, then I'm off
You: fuck you dad
You: motherfucker
You have disconnected.
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: My name is Borat
You: How do you do?
Stranger: you got 1 minute to make me cum
You: very niceeeeeeeee
Stranger: 50 seconds
You: My sister cumms every min
Stranger: 40 seconds
Stranger: 30 sedonds
You: her name is pussy , that's bulgarian for whore
Stranger: im not your sister .. cmon try harder
Stranger: 20 seconds
You: I don't cum
Stranger: 10 seconds
You: I can let you cum
You: but need more time
You: noooooo
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: shit
Stranger: fail
Stranger: shit
You: ..
Stranger:
You: sorry
Stranger: ill never succeed
You: I tried
Stranger: so did i
You: Are you wet?
Stranger: not even close
Stranger: fucking hell
You: me neither
You: help me cum
Stranger: one sec
You: like dick in your vagineeee?
Stranger: im trying hard to find your mums picture
You: She is dead
You: big old woman
You: likes young people ha ha ha
Stranger: even if shes dead .. shes prolly still on a picture u mong
You: I have picture when she was 10
You: big breast already
Stranger: thats how u like them i bet
You: yessss they never say no ha ha ha
Stranger: i think i just made u cum
Stranger: woot
You: very niceeeee
You: I have to see pamela
You: do you know pamela?
Stranger: was that her name?
Stranger: nop soz .. i didnt know her
You: The girl with big boobies in Baywatch
You: I likeeeee
Stranger: what!? ur telling me that was ur mum
You: ok, good bye
You have disconnected.
quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there!
Stranger: Hello, you are speaking with God.
You: one wuestion, right?>
You: *question
Stranger: wow, what are the odds!
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: got you again?
You: since when is God asking me questions?
You: yeah, so it seems
You: enjoying yourself on omegle?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: classic.
Stranger: yeh had some pretty awesome conversations
Stranger: one guy actually believed i was god i think
You: omg
Stranger: i helped him through some problems in his life and answered really deep questions
You: those people exist
Stranger: hahahaha
You: ah
You: what was the most interesting question they asked you thusfar?
Stranger: one guy asked me why i took his dad away at 20
Stranger: that was....awkward
You: yeah. spoils the fun
Stranger: anyway, onto the next one....laterz!
quote:Ik heb met een gast uit Noorwegen een half uur lullen over van alles en nog wat.Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:49 schreef knars het volgende:
Net een normaal gesprek gehad. Crap, dat kan dus ook nog
Ook nog wat andere gesprekken, ook nog msn gekregen iemand zie zegt dat ze een Braziliaanse meid is maarja zeker weten doe je dat niet.
quote:Ik ook
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Ik heb met een gast uit Noorwegen een half uur lullen over van alles en nog wat.
Die noorwegenaren zijn wel dope gasten.
quote:logs?
Ik praat nu al anderhalf uur met dezelfde WTF
quote:TeringOp maandag 6 april 2009 00:16 schreef Kerol het volgende:
Ik praat nu al anderhalf uur met dezelfde WTF
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:14 schreef raaavi het volgende:
noorwegenaren
!quote:Doe maar niet
quote:Lol hoe kan je dat nou zeggen als je iemand net kent.Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:31 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Ik heb echt een vriendin voor het leven gemaakt
quote:I'm Ana, 18 years old from the US.
I'm looking for Jochem, the 22 year old from the Netherlands who enjoys the same music as me and italian and chinese food. we both love theatre and you are a gymnast as well.
It was fun speaking with you until we got disconnected.
If you are him, please e-mail me so we can keep in touch.
volcomsk8tergurl@hotmail.com
quote:Hahaha. Zeker. Ik heb er ook al een gescoordOp zondag 5 april 2009 23:27 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
Dit is echt ideaal als je braziliaanse chicka's wil hosselen
quote:Same, maar dan Atlanta :pOp maandag 6 april 2009 00:36 schreef -Beer- het volgende:
Net een uur gepraat met een meisje uit san fransico. Tof heur
Zitten best wel toffe mensen op.
Alleen idd die Brazilianen zijn irritant en in overvloed.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: koekoek
You: nederland o nederland we zijjn weer kampioen we houden van oranje
Stranger: hou je bek
Stranger: kut hollander
You: om zijn daden en zijn doen
Stranger: Fok!
You: lol
You: im a sad little pony
Stranger: What the fuck
You: im missing my monkey friend
Stranger: je bent van fok! ?
You: ik ben van dbb
You: ook van fok
Stranger: stop mmet engels praten
Stranger: en wat is da?
You: dutchbodybuilding wacht
You: ben je lid van fok
You: want dbb leest ook mee op fok
Stranger: neej
Stranger: ik ben geen lid
You: oh jammer
You: shit
Stranger: ik ben geen LID !!!
Stranger: oke
You: poep
You: ja dan ziet dbb dat ik eht ben
You: i want crack
Stranger: en dan?
You: i need my shot
You: omg
You: give me some crack
Stranger: wil dan
You: ik ben een robot
You: dit is chatman
Stranger: ok
You: je bent de eerste nederlander hiero
Stranger: DOEI>
You: i love u
You: Please be interesting, please be interesting.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: What species are you?
You: yeah something like that too
You: chameleon
You: are you on drugs?
Stranger: What colour are you currently?
You: orange
Stranger: Boring.
quote:Waar the fock heb je dat gevonde
?quote:Regel 1: ga nooit in op Frame-saw.Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:33 schreef sander89 het volgende:
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Lol hoe kan je dat nou zeggen als je iemand net kent.
quote:Staan er nog veel meer.
http://omegler.blogspot.c(...)e-blog.html#comments
2.30 uur gepraat met zelfde. Aardig meissie quote:Ik had net ook hele diepe discussies over religie en wetenschap. Best interessant.Op maandag 6 april 2009 01:12 schreef Kerol het volgende:
Triest
quote:Hey beetje details moet je dan ook geven, of post het dan gewoon ook niet.Op maandag 6 april 2009 01:12 schreef Kerol het volgende:
Triest
quote:You: Due to the low supply of chat partners you have now been connected to Omegle-bot#5. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Stranger: hahhaa
Stranger: ur too funny
You: Hello! I am Omegle-bot#5! Please allow me to woo you with the latest developments in software AI.
Stranger: i wish u were real omega bot
You: I agree whole-heartedly, sir.
Stranger: i would have amazing sex with you
You: Negative, sir.
Stranger: i would tell you where i live and you could come over and slide ur mechanical dick far up my pussy
You: Weather forecasts predict a downpour of 6 mm in the upper region of Staten Island, 04/06/2009.
Stranger: fuck you
You: hello
Stranger: sup
You: the roof
Stranger: what happened with your roof?
Stranger: oh bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Een doordenkertjequote:Tot nu toe disconnecten ze bijna allemaal na m'n eerste copy-paste zin. Ze trappen er nog in ook.Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Due to the low supply of chat partners you have now been connected to Omegle-bot#5. Sorry for the inconvenience.
You: Hello! I am Omegle-bot#5! Please allow me to woo you with the latest developments in software AI.
Stranger: ual
You: Unable to process communication request. Please rephrase your question or comment.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:Thanx for opening my eyes 18 year old Sarah!!
The 41 year old Alien
wtfquote:
Stranger: holla ;D
You: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Fuck you
Stranger: Fool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:Ja comfortabel he?
quote:Geweldig!
Maar ik ga even slapen. Tis morgen gewoon maandag
quote:Mwah, ligt er totaal aan wie je treft. Er zijn best wel toffe (en weirde) mensen daar.. imo.Op maandag 6 april 2009 02:31 schreef TubewayDigital het volgende:
niveau daar ligt niet veel hoger dan op fok
quote:het was een grapjeOp maandag 6 april 2009 02:34 schreef Twerk het volgende:
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Mwah, ligt er totaal aan wie je treft. Er zijn best wel toffe (en weirde) mensen daar.. imo.
quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Server refused connection - you are on your own now
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
Stranger: Coucou
quote:Vanmiddag ook 1 ja.. Uit Breda. Een filmfreak nog wel xD
You: hi, anyone there?
Stranger: Hello
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Canada and yourself
You: I'm from Belgium/Europe
You: Canada's a nice place (i hear)
Stranger: Oh cool!
Stranger: age/sex?
You: ehm.. male, 29
You: and you?
*disconnect*
I'm looking for females as well duuude
You: hi, anybody there?
You: that's your name?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im gay
Stranger: i like pennis
Stranger: big
You: you play fussball by any chance?
Stranger: uuh
*disconnect*
Als ze met Ronaldo beginnen weet je iig dat het een Braziliaan is
Ik kom best veel meisjes tegen, en daar heb ik meestal ook de langste gesprekken mee
quote:Nu wel een relaxe dude uit Londen.. Brazilianen irriteren zo snel.Op maandag 6 april 2009 03:35 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Dat doen ze echt allemaal hè
Ik kom best veel meisjes tegen, en daar heb ik meestal ook de langste gesprekken mee
You: hi?
You: why 'why'?
Stranger: Why not?
You: dunno, have i ever talked to you before?
Stranger: Are you ATC?
You: nope.
Stranger: You sure?
You: yes i'm sure.
Stranger: I am Premature Ejaculation Man, if you were wondering
You: sounds like some medical condition, are getting treatment for that?
You: are you a gay named ronaldo who likes to play fussball?
Stranger: Are you a deranged artist named Piko?
You: nope
Stranger: Because I met one of those before
You: I'm 29 and from Belgium
Stranger: I'm FUCKING EJACULATION!
Stranger: AHHH!
You: yeah, that fussball playing gay guy, I met him before... yikes
Stranger: WHY!?
You: I dunno I'm not a doctor.
Stranger: I need some new tights...
You: tights are cheap.
You: you should get those lace stockings with holdup..
You: (also cheap)
Stranger: You sure?
You: i'm not gay. but yes i'm sure.
You: what gender are you?
Stranger: girlguy?
You: that's also possible, I didn't mean to discriminate
Stranger: I was talking about you
You: I'm a girl
You: why?
Stranger: I dunno you asked
You: nope you asked if i was a girl or a guy..
Stranger: Technically you asked and rephrased it to you
Stranger: I'm a superhero
Stranger: I lack gender
You: ah. clears it.
Stranger: I am Homeless Man
You: ow that sucks.
You: Anything you like to talk about Homeless Man?
Stranger: Fighting crime wherever I may be
You: where do you wander around?
Stranger: Superheroes, because I am one
Stranger: LA
Stranger: And Wisconsin
You: i bet wherever crime is then huh?
Stranger: Wherever there are soup kitchens
Stranger: And crime
You: Wisconsin isn't anywhere near La pal/gal
You: soup kitchens, what soup did they serve you today?
Stranger: Yeah, I take the super plane there
Stranger: Chicken noodle
You: haha "chicken noodle" huh?
You: super plane: do they allow homeless people to travel on that super plane?
Stranger: Yeah, I have to make funny signs though
You: so you make funny signs and they think you're some undercover agent and they let you board is that it?
Stranger: Pretty much
You: did you become homeless because of the elite bankers?
Stranger: The Justice League went bankrupt
You: sucks. fancy tight playsuits cost money too huh?
Stranger: yeah, you would be surprised
You: hate to leave you alone, but i'm actually looking for some lady friends to talk to
You: And I lied. I am gay. lesbian that is.
You: bye!
was dit
quote:Had ik dus ook bij mijn Canadees, en nu net bij mijn 4channer ook inderdaad.
Dunno
quote:Nou ja zegYou: Hoi
Stranger: oioi
You: Oink Oink
Stranger: xD
Stranger: oink
You: Yup
Stranger: xD
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Rick?
Stranger: No.
You: Crap.
You: Still never gonna give him up.
Stranger: Or let him down.
You: Or run around and desert him.
Hij loopt anders nooit vast
16 year old canadian dude(ette) who was wondering about life.
zo jammer dit. tsss.
Stranger: asl plz?
You: m25Rotterdam
You: so, and now you;re asking yourself where Rotterdam is situated offcours
Stranger: have u ever use teamviewer software?
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: why not we chat in it
Stranger: this site is slow man
You: nope..
You: what kind of software is it?
Stranger: it's a chat software
Stranger: u can get it on http://www.teamviewer.com/download/TeamViewerPortable_en.zip
Stranger: i use it man
You: oh, ioke
You: i simply go to a chatsite or so
You: or use my msn.
Stranger: no msn
Stranger: just download it
You: why not?
Stranger: then open it
Stranger: and give me that id which u see in siftware
You: no, im not going to download any program i won;t need
Stranger: i dont have msn
Een of andere kloothommel die dus denkt dat ie toegang tot mn computer kan krijgen. Dacht het niet...
Net maar even een 20-jarige chick uit Florida toegevoegd op MSN.
quote:Met teamviewer heb je wel meteen de focus terug als je dat wil.Op maandag 6 april 2009 06:57 schreef nachtdier3 het volgende:
Een of andere kloothommel die dus denkt dat ie toegang tot mn computer kan krijgen. Dacht het niet...
Net maar even een 20-jarige chick uit Florida toegevoegd op MSN.
quote:Best leuke site.Stranger: hi
You: Haay :]
Stranger: i'm so tired
You: Me to.
You: And I gotta go to school.
Stranger: i don't
You: Where you from?
Stranger: homeschooled
Stranger: usa
You: Where in the USA.
Stranger: TX
You: Awesome. :]
Stranger: yup
Stranger: you?
You: Netherlands. xD
Stranger: cool lol
Stranger: what time is it there?
You: 7:37 AM.
Stranger: and you haven't been to sleep?
You: Just awake.
You: Yea
Stranger: ohhh lol
Stranger: i can't stay up all night, i'm a fucking bitch when i don't sleep lol
You: Hehe, me to
You: Well. Gotta go to schoool, and sitting in my pyama's right now. :']
Stranger: lol okay bye
You: Soooo, should hurry
You: Byee.xx
Stranger: have a good day
You: You 2 :]
?quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 09:25 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
die 15 jarige finse chick begint al aardig verliefd te worden, maar 15 en 22 kan echt niet he toch
Finland
Gozer.
quote:scandinavische chicks roeleren anders wel
quote:Vertel mij wat. Heb er al 3 op msnOp maandag 6 april 2009 09:29 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
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scandinavische chicks roeleren anders wel
Maar het zal nooit iets worden, hou dat nou gewoon in je achterhoofd
quote:????Op maandag 6 april 2009 03:50 schreef Schenkstroop het volgende:
wat is een 4channer?
quote:Op maandag 6 april 2009 09:32 schreef Resco het volgende:
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Vertel mij wat. Heb er al 3 op msn
Maar het zal nooit iets worden, hou dat nou gewoon in je achterhoofd
ja
quote:nog erger is als je een fokker te pakken hebt
quote:xDOp maandag 6 april 2009 09:45 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
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nog erger is als je een fokker te pakken hebt
quote:ben bezig maar gaat wel lukken
EDIT heb hm binnen, op zich niet eens heel verkeerd XD
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quote:shareOp maandag 6 april 2009 09:59 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
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ben bezig maar gaat wel lukken
EDIT heb hm binnen, op zich niet eens heel verkeerd XD
quote:You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: not bad, not bad at all
Stranger: where you from?
You: holland, so you'll probably disconnect now
Stranger: yup
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: ASL?
Stranger: 11/ boy/ england
Stranger: you?
You: oh! does your momma no your on the internet?
Stranger: yeh
You: I dont believe you
You: you should do what your mom says you to do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi I am looking for female in glasgow, united kingdom 16+
You: well here I am
Stranger: cool living in glasgow
You: wanna see a pic?
Stranger: yeah
You:
quote:You: hi
Stranger: boobs
You: ok
Stranger: ok?
You: yes
Stranger: Why?
You: i like them
Stranger: awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
h
quote:no wayOp maandag 6 april 2009 10:48 schreef richbitch het volgende:
http://sunbeamsinmasonjar(...)ew-looooook-check-it
h
niveau word daar met de minuut triester btw
quote:was leuk gesprek meer niet.Op maandag 6 april 2009 10:55 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
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no way
niveau word daar met de minuut triester btw
quote:
ga ik nu naar de hell?
quote:niet meer doen dus hahaStranger: 24 m australia
You: cool
You: Aussies
You: OI OI OI
quote:Stranger: Hi
You: it's me again
Stranger: Who are you?
You: why did you press disconnect?
Stranger: Did i?
You: it's me, don't you even remembered my name?
You: that's terrible
Stranger: you know this is the internet don't you
You: the internet
Stranger: we're not in kanzas anymore
You: what's that
You: so what's up?
Stranger: the sky
You: i was just telling john, it's so long since i have seen <insert name>
You: where have you been al these years?
Stranger: I know, I saw "name" only the other day in "shop name" he was telling me all about his "relatives or children"
You: i hate those kids
Stranger: He was telling me that one had died.
You: annoying little brads, wouldn't even say there name
You: good!
Stranger:
Stranger: I shall tell him you said that
You: no
Stranger: Then he will be sad
You: i like "name"
Stranger: but not their kids?
You: no
You: their kids are annoying
Stranger: what about his partner "other name"
Stranger: she can be a bit.. you know..
You: she's ok
You: but i doubt those kids are his
Stranger: I'm not keen
Stranger: he's changed since they met
Stranger: maybe thats why
You: haven't noticed
Stranger: maybe he knows
You: what??????
Stranger: maybe the death wasn't an accident!
You: you think he knows
Stranger: omg, we've disocovered a murder
You: maybe the kid knew to much
You: what should we do next?
Stranger: what should we do!
Stranger: Who you gonna call?
You: if we call the police
You: we have to be in a witness protection program
You: i would hate that
Stranger: so we call them, and tell them that "name" might of murdered "kids name" because "other name" had an affair?
Stranger: How can we avoid it?
You: don't call
You: let's blackmail "name"
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: Hey.. I thought you liked him
You: but he is an murderer
You: or she
You: we don't know who did it
Stranger: Well, if you dont like him then we should call the police
Stranger: Maybe..
You: i like him
Stranger: you did it..
Stranger: and are framing him!
Stranger: OMG!
You: no
Stranger: YOUR A MURDERER
You: i was at a home
You: making soup
Stranger: What flavour!
You: where were you at the time of the murder
You: chicken
Stranger: did you have bread?
Stranger: white or brown
Stranger: toasted
You: yes
Stranger: butter
You: white
Stranger: huh huh!
You: no
You: no
Stranger: you can't proove it
You: what should i do to shut you up?
Stranger: Pics of the soup or it didnt happen
You: http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:dMU5_1nS1SzAxM:http://www.lifeinitaly.com/img/chicken-soup.jpg
Stranger: Ok then..
Stranger: Was it home made or from a can?
You: home made
You: here is the recipe http://www.lifeinitaly.com/food/nonna/chicken-soup.asp
Stranger: Was it tastey?
You: yes
You: i love chickensoup
You: it's an old recipe
You: the secret is: using only the best part of the chicken.
You: ok?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: So..
Stranger: does that mean "name" did kill "childs name" ?
You: or you did it
You: you seem to know an awfull lot about it
Stranger: I mearly put the facts togeathor
You: that's what i would say
You: when i commited murder
You: omg, don't kill me to
Stranger: Ha ha ha
Stranger: and you think it was soup you were eating...
Stranger: harmless soup
You: i made it myself
Stranger: And where did you buy the stuff for it..
You: in the store
Stranger: In the shop.. where "name" told me about his son.. and who else did i see there...
Stranger: you.
Stranger: Muhahaha
You: so, you poisoned all the stuff in the store
You: and now everybody is going to die????
You: oh no!
You: what did you do
Stranger: My plan is a simple one.
Stranger: And soon I shall unleash the raptors..
You: no way?
Stranger: To again take their place as rulers of the world
You: "name" would never approve of this
You: he would stop you
You: he never eats
You: so he couldn't be poisoned
Stranger: "name!" "name!" you think "name!" would be so foolish to not realise my plan, I knew posion would not work on him
Stranger: He already has met with the raptors...
Stranger: I fear that he shall not be in a state to visit the store ever again
You: no way
Stranger: Muhahaha
You: what about his kids?
You: should they grow up without a father?
Stranger: A snack for the raptors
You: i bet they taste great
Stranger: they won't grow up at all.
You: that's a shame
Stranger: Can you hear that?
You: why did you do it????
You: that's a car?
Stranger: the slight noise in the background, a scuffle and a stratch..
Stranger: No.
Stranger: It's a raptor
You: nooooooooooooo
Stranger: about to open your door
You: it's locked
You: haha
Stranger: no matter
You: thank god i locked the door
You: you didn't give him the key?
Stranger: they will find a way in soon enough
Stranger: windows.. very fragile i find..
Stranger: prone to breaking when enough force is applied..
You: i don't have windows in my house
You: i use a mac
Stranger: All the more tastey..
Stranger: unlike poor Steve
Stranger: not been around much has he..
You: Steve?
Stranger: I wonder which raptor got to him first.
You: who is steve
Stranger: Mr jobbs
You: ok
You: it's not very nice of you
You: to let your raptors eat everybody i know
Stranger:
You: why are you smiling?
You: do you like when raptors eat people
You: your some kind of jurrasic park fan
You:
Stranger: There is nothing you or anyone can do now.
Stranger: They are free
Stranger: They are coming.
You: oke
You: i am going to take a shower
You: to wash away my human-smell
Stranger: It may be your last..
You:
quote:
net een leuk gesprek gehad met een zweed, ging al gauw over sex, we hebben samen fotopaginas met chicks zitten kijken
quote:Natuurlijk ging het al snel voer seks. Iedereen daar doet of ze een 16-jarig meisje zijn.
net een leuk gesprek gehad met een zweed, ging al gauw over sex, we hebben samen fotopaginas met chicks zitten kijken
Ik wil sowieso geen Nederlanders spreken. Ik praat nu met een Belgisch meisje.quote:hjaha ooite raan gedacht om gewoon gelijk te vragen waar ze vandaan komen?Op maandag 6 april 2009 13:39 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Het is zo stom als je een heel gesprek Engels zit te lullen, en dan vragen waar de ander woont en dan is ie gewoon Nederlands
quote:
dat je dit nog doet is vrij sneuhahahahahaha net doen of je die ander net ook sprak!! WHAHAH
quote:Dat vind ik zo fout altijd van die gesprekken van hi, hi, ASL?????Op maandag 6 april 2009 13:40 schreef hoerezooi het volgende:
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hjaha ooite raan gedacht om gewoon gelijk te vragen waar ze vandaan komen?
quote:Nee dan wordt het zo'n asl-conversatie. Ik heb ten minste unieke openingszinnen als: 'geloof je in god?', 'heb jij ook zo'n hekel aan u2?' of 'ah, ik heb je eindelijk gevonden'. Daar komen leukere gesprekken uit
[..]
hjaha ooite raan gedacht om gewoon gelijk te vragen waar ze vandaan komen?
quote:We waren anderhalf uur over het praten over muziek, en we hebben geniale plannen gemaakt.
quote:De origineelste openingszin die ik tot nu toe gekregen heb is 'Wazzaaaaaaaaap' en de vraag of ik wilde cyberen.
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Nee dan wordt het zo'n asl-conversatie. Ik heb ten minste unieke openingszinnen als: 'geloof je in god?', 'heb jij ook zo'n hekel aan u2?' of 'ah, ik heb je eindelijk gevonden'. Daar komen leukere gesprekken uit
En hij hangt idd.
so tell me more about carine roitfeld
vond ik ook wel orgineel
Maar ik heb geluk, 1 van mijn Braziliaanse chicka's komt online op msn.
jammer nu moet ik gaan leren
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quote:same hereOp maandag 6 april 2009 14:22 schreef S.Seagal het volgende:
en weer doet ie het niet.
jammer nu moet ik gaan leren
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quote:Ja ik zag het.Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:53 schreef DeeCruise het volgende:
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Down, zoals duidelijk vermeld in de posts hierboven..
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quote:Addict!Op maandag 6 april 2009 15:05 schreef Ayca het volgende:
ik wil nog 1 gesprek voor ik aan mijn huiswerk ga...
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s'ochtends te laat gekomen op school door omegle[ Bericht 1% gewijzigd door #ANONIEM op 06-04-2009 15:13:16 ]
En het helpt wel tegen roken, hehe.
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You: fok.nl
Stranger: thats twice in a row
Stranger: mutherfucker
Stranger: lol
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Stranger: r u a chick ??
You: Is that important?
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.quote:ik heb het ook een paar keer geflikt maar ik ben niet vela en post alleen die rick rollOp maandag 6 april 2009 15:30 schreef fespo het volgende:
veda heb jij een bot ofzo, net 3x achter elkaar.
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
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You: fok.nl
Stranger: WHAT ?
Stranger: lekka
You: lekka lekka
Stranger: niet ouwehoereee
You: wie ben jij
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ik ga dit gesprek zo hard op fok posten gozer
!!!You: je weet niet wie ik ben!
You: ik heb net nog gepost
Stranger: maakt niet uit
tog post ik dit gesprek, fcking grappig gozer quote:Stranger: if you encounter vela
Stranger: tell him i think he has mad skillz
Eerste keer
staat ergens in het ONZ Omegle topic Weet iemand waar veel webcamfilmpjes staan? Die linkjes in de solomio-op doen het niet meer.OMG EERSTE KEER
You: hii!
Stranger: roger normandy?
You: so tell me more about carine roitfeld
You: Charles Whitfield?
Stranger: i dont know her, is she sleeping with roger?
You: No with Charles
Stranger: bitch
You: Its a fucking whore
Stranger: i will kill her
You: Yea!
Stranger: roger is mine
You: What?!
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Uhhhhh okey
_!.
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Stranger: I really need to poo.
You: foundn you!
You: found*
Stranger: Toilet anywhere?
You: and why don't you
You: I can't see you so I don't mind
Stranger: I don't have 50 cents.
Stranger: Hm okay, fair enough.
You: so?
Stranger: *shits everywhere*
Stranger: So how are you today?
You: so how does it feel?
Stranger: Haven't talked to you in forever!
You: i know!
Stranger: It feels... very relieving.
You: we really should have coffee someday
You: how is joey?
Stranger: Oh that'd be nice.
Stranger: Grab some Starbucks.
You: still your boyfriend?
Stranger: Joey? Oh he's fine.
Stranger: He had surgery, though. Car ran over his foot.
Stranger: Nah
You: were you drunk again?
Stranger: I'm with Mikey now.
Stranger: No! Surprisingly not.
You: ew
Stranger: It wasn't me in the car.
Stranger: Yeah I know, but the sex is great.
You: you know mickey did some nasty shit with erica don't you?
You: i mean
You: just saying
You: if you are in to that sort of thing it's ok
Stranger: I heard some rumours, yes.
Stranger: But really, I'm just keeping him to relief some of my stress.
Stranger: I don't see this going anywhere anyway. I met this nice guy, I think you once dated him.
Stranger: Ben?
You: just don't get caught with a milkshake and your back turned to him is all I'm saying
Stranger: ... I'll make sure not to do that.
Stranger: You remember Ben?
You: ah ben yes
Stranger: Ah yeah
Stranger: Didn't you like totally played him?
Stranger: I remember he kept calling you and we couldn't stop laughing.
You: true
Stranger: Good times.
You: he is pretty desperate
Stranger: Pretty much. But very hot.
You: I know
Stranger: So...
Stranger: What's become of you?
You: and who needs intelligence with that kind of body
You: I'm a lawyer now
Stranger: My future husband?
Stranger: Oh really?!
Stranger: Wow, you did college and all. I missed so much.
Stranger: I'm still stuck in this dump, got two jobs at the moment.
You: wel yes but only started it when the kids were out of the house
You: I was like 29 already
Stranger: I was just lucky enough to get a second.
Stranger: Oh well
Stranger: It's still a big accomplishment.
You: thank you
Stranger: Maybe I'll see you in court sometime, although I surely hope not.
You: so do you have kids?
Stranger: Nope.
You: maybe you will someday
Stranger: I was supposed to have a nine year old girl right now.
Stranger: Misscarriage.
You: or did mickey ruin that for you?
You: I'm so sorry
Stranger: That's okay.
You: but i guess there is a reason for these things
Stranger: Nah, Mickey is just a recent thing.
Stranger: Yes yes, I like to believe so.
You: where do you work now?
You: still at that horrid diner?
Stranger: Never seen myself as a mum anyway. She was an accident in the first place.
Stranger: Mm remember that old grocery store?
You: it was never the same after... you know....
Stranger: Where Shannon used to steal candy all the time?
Stranger: God no
You: on main street?
Stranger: Not there.
You: yes that one
Stranger: Yeah, main street.
You: thank god
You: the store owned by old man Harvey?
Stranger: Well, I work at that grocery store now. Parttime. It's boring as hell but it's an okay pay. Other than that, I work at the office. Nothing special.
Stranger: Hm no
Stranger: Harvey sold flowers and cigarettes. He was creepy.
Stranger: I believe he died last summer.
You: really? I saw his son just a few months ago
Stranger: But the diner... I know, it was never the same after Chelsea died.
Stranger: Oh really?
Stranger: He moved away pretty quick, when he was like 17. Never did get along with his dad.
Stranger: Harvey was pretty tough on him.
You: yes he moved to europe and was bragging about how liberal they are over there
Stranger: Sounds like him.
You: I think by 'liberal' he means he is doing drugs and seeing prostitutes
You: he was always like that
Stranger: Oh for sure, I'm pretty sure he ended up in a carton box on the sidewalk by now.
You: how is your mother?
Stranger: So anywho. You should totally come visit your hometown again! We got a Starbucks two years ago. It's pretty big.
Stranger: My mother... frankly, she's not doing so well.
You: that's great! we don't have Starbuck here
You: Oh I'm sorry to hear that
Stranger: She was diagnosed with cancer about twenty months ago now. It was okay for a while but as for now... it won't be long.
You: is she still is the ehm 'hospital'?
Stranger: Yes. But you can call it an actual hospital now, the rebuilded it. It's pretty big now.
Stranger: they*
You: sounds like the town is really moving into the 20th century now
You: must be difficult for some of the people there
You: I know they like everything to remain as it was
Stranger: lol It is! Just a few more years and they'll reach the 21st century.
Stranger: Yeah.
You: although, with Chelsea's mom gone now...
You: maybe it's not that bad, everything happens for a reason
You: and she did have a lot of bad karma
Stranger: Especially Mrs. Nelson, remember the old lady next door? Now all she does is walking around the neighbourhood complaining.
Stranger: Yeah...
Stranger: She never really got over it. Chelsea being her only child.
Stranger: You know it's funny, I was just thinking of you and Chelsea and I the other day. We were such good friends.
You: I know, we really should visit some day
You: next time I'm in town I will come by your house
You: you still live there don't you?
Stranger: Yes, of course.
Stranger: It'll be nice.
Stranger: We might drop by Chelsea's grave.
Stranger: It's peaceful there.
You: Say 'Hi' from me to everyone will you?
Stranger: I surely will. Margaret will be pleased to hear from you.
You: or just to one person, the rest of the town will know within a few hours anyway lol
Stranger: You've got a point there, baha!
You: Ah yes Margaret, is she still so weird?
Stranger: Never changed.
Stranger: But she's still just as awesome, too.
Stranger: Always makes me laugh.
You: I remember one day in high school when she came to school with flowers to express her love lol
You: wonder what she was smoking
Stranger: I had totally forgotten that day!
Stranger: lol Hilarious.
Stranger: There's so many memories.
You: the face of the teacher!
You: he didn't know what hit him
Stranger: I don't think I've ever seen her as furious as that day.
Stranger: Wasn't it Ms King?
You: I thought it was Mr. Johnson
Stranger: No, that was the one she screamed at and then farted before she left the classroom.
You: Ms. King left after that thing in the diner
You: never said goodbye or anything
Stranger: Yeah... weird one
Stranger: I believe she moved to Mexico with some sort of boyfriend she'd met online.
You: Oh but I have to go now, I have a client
Stranger: Ah, too bad.
You: nice to talk to you again
Stranger: I guess I will speak to you later!
You: wwe should really do it again sometimes
You: Bye bye!
Stranger: I'd be glad to.
Stranger: Bye bye!
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quote:Welkom op het internet.Op maandag 6 april 2009 15:49 schreef Agorias het volgende:
fakking verneukt, ik al die energie in een wijf steken blijkt ze fokking lelijk te zijn.
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You: <3
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You: No
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quote:Stranger: hey
You: dutch?
Stranger: no
Stranger: are u
You: yes
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quote:en ik had zo'n goede vraag...You: what is the answer to all questions?
Stranger: te
Stranger: yeah
You: thats all? just 'te'
Stranger: wrong ..
Stranger: te is a wrong word..
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: male or female ?
You: female, but does that matter?
You: do you know the answer
Stranger: brazilian ?
You: no from belgium
Stranger: No he doesnt ! ;D
You: and you
Stranger: brazilian te most beautiful country and the best in the soccer
Stranger: uhashaushuas
Stranger: world cup 2002
Stranger: do you remember ?
You: vaguely... i'm not realyy in to football
You: ronaldo was kinda cute
Stranger: uhasaush
You: what are you doing at this moment
Stranger: Talk to you beatutiful woman ..
Stranger: beautiful*
You: how do you i'm beautiful?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: are you female
Stranger: no
You: 17 year, and you
Stranger: 18 year
Stranger: bye
You: but i still don't know the answer to my question....
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Stranger: God was a bisexual, apparently.
You: how so?
Stranger: how else could he love everyone?
You: but he did't have sex with them
You: i love my mother also
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quote:Denk niet dat iemand dat gaat lezen
quote:Don't know, don't care.
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Denk niet dat iemand dat gaat lezen
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You: nou kom maar op volgende saaie lul uit holland
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quote:Kwaliteit!Stranger: I'ma bend you over
Stranger: and fuck you till you bleed
quote:Stranger: ik ben somg
Stranger: met mijn hommel
Stranger: check topic
Stranger: ONZ
Stranger: JWZ
You: ONZ xD
You: Geniale site: Omegle #4
Stranger: ik klik niet!!
Stranger: ik heb een scheet gelaten
Stranger: MMMMMM
Stranger: lekkah
Stranger: wil je ruiken
Stranger: hmmm poep
Stranger: geur
You: klik kankerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: NIET SCHELDEN MET KANKER KANKERLUL
Stranger: wat post je nou weer
Stranger: !
Gelijk een uitnodiging om samen the great wall te bezoeken
Mar zit nu alweer een tijdje met een 24yo Amerikaan 
quote:damn, lezen is soms best lastig....Stranger: hello!
You: i have a chatphobia
Stranger: what are you doing here, you have to see a shrink
You: it think i should see my demons on my own
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: well good look
You: hwo i'm doing so far?
Stranger: ehm little strange huh
You: any tips for a good chat conversation
Stranger: well maybe you can start with just "hi"
You: hi
Stranger: hi !
You: that does feel good
Stranger: how are you ?
You: 54
You: and you
Stranger: i did'nt ask that =p i asked how ARE you ...not how OLD are you :p
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You: Behind you..
Stranger: what?
You: Don't move...
You: it's big
You: very big
Stranger: oh my god
You: don't move
Stranger: what it is?
You: He's staring at you..
You: Oh, lol
Stranger: who?
You: sorry
You: it was a cat in the dark
You: Hi =]
Stranger: damn
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you got me scared there boy
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quote:You: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Stranger: sorry im english
_! Grapjasquote:Zulke gesprekken wil ik juist