Ik vond hem wel grappigquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:48 schreef Siniti het volgende:
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Als het niet te lang is lees ik het wel
quote:Stranger: do you speak german?
You: will take some practice, but i used to
Stranger: wie alt bist du?
You: ich bin 36 jahre alt, und du?
Stranger: du ist sehralt! ich bin 15!!!
You: du bist ganz jung
You: lol
Stranger: LUSTIG
You: Sehr viel spass in die zukunft
Stranger: wie heisst zukunft auf Englisch?
You: Great fun for the future
You: zukunft = future
Stranger: ja naturlich
Stranger: so when do you want to meet up
You: gotta go, have fun
Stranger: bedroom only
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: ich liebe du
You: meet up? you're 21 years younger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Das ist ja scheisse Geyl man!! Sollen wir fikken? Herr Flick?quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:45 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Canada, oh Canada
Stranger: Hello, random stranger.
Stranger: My name is not Canada, sorry.
You: Oh, is Stranger your real name
Stranger: My name is 'You'.
Stranger: And yours?
You: No, your name is Stranger. I am You.
You: We surely both cant be You
You: That would be silly.
Stranger: How can it be? It sayd clearly that I am the 'you' one. Something is wrong.
Stranger: says*
You: Omg, I bet it's the aliens
Stranger: I bet it's Obama.
You: QUICK
You: HIDE
Stranger: *hides*
You: Pfew, just in time.
Stranger: What was that?
You: It was Obama
You: Who really is an alien
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You: Uh oh, he spotted us.
You: RUUUUUUUUUUUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: Run! O_O
You: Oh shit man
Stranger: *falls to the ground*
Stranger: continue without me!
Stranger: D:
You: NOOOOOOOOO
You: Ill never leave you
You: Ill carry you on my back!
You: QUICK!
Stranger: He'll steal your soul!
You: Thats fine, I dont have one
Stranger: *climbs Stranger's back*
Stranger: oh, great, let's move!
You: Yesssssss, fast fast fast
Stranger: *whipes stranger*
You: I think he's gone now
quote:You: Im a night in the order of orange nassau
You: knight
You:
Stranger: of course you are
You: what are you? and what is your country?
Stranger: i am an astrounaut
Stranger: i'm in ISS right now
You: lol nice
You: so you have pot up there
Stranger: i can see you from here. you are thaaaaaaaaaaaaat small
You: ?
You: im inside a building
Stranger: yeah i am workin on how weed affects human behaviour in space
You: yeah, im working on how many times a knight can masturbate in costume per day
You: interesting inverstigation no?
Stranger: in full armour?
Stranger: you touch your weiner with a metal glove?
Stranger: that's far out dude lol
You: yeah
You: have to be carefull though
You: it scratches
Stranger: oh shi
You: once i got stuck in the metal zipper
Stranger: problems on ISS
You: yeah?
You: whats happening dude?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: something is incoming
In sommige gesprekkenquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:23 schreef Siniti het volgende:
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Heb hem gelezen, en je gedraagt je wel heel erg als een vrouw hé
quote:Stranger: hai
You: Dutch?
Stranger: nope
You: Female?
Stranger: yes
You: okay you can stay
You: =D
Stranger: oh why thank you
You: but now you leave ofcourse
Stranger: of course
Ik had er een uit Sao Paolo maar die willen allemaal je msn. Daar heb je geen zin in joh, het gesprek sleepte zich maar voort en ik moest alle grappen maken.quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:27 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
Dit is echt ideaal als je braziliaanse chicka's wil hosselen
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