Onee toch niet.quote:
Wat onbeschoft zeg!quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:33 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HO
Stranger: LETS
Stranger: GO
You: GABBA
You: GABBA
You: HEY
Stranger: i dont like u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nou ja zeg
Die wou ik gaan doenquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:30 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you ship to the Netherlands
Stranger: ship what?
You: Id like some Chinese food if you have any
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:You: HEY
Stranger: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
You: Yes
You: I'd like a dubble cheesburger
Stranger: How about some
You: Some Coke
You: Medium Please
Stranger: OF DEESE NUTS!
You: Are those any good?
Stranger: OF COURSE THEY ARE. I TYPED THEM IN ALL CAPS
You: OH!
You: That explains
You: Gimme some of those!
Stranger: Hah.
quote:You: youre abducted by aliens!
You: what do you do ?
Stranger: omfg My pants are full of sperm too!!!
You: you came!
You: lol
Stranger: infact!
Stranger: in the pants!
You: i said what what in the but!
Stranger: what what?
You: in the but
Stranger: omg
You: yeah southpark rules
Stranger: i came another time!
You: I came on you!
You: do you like tom cruise?
You: issnt he hot?
Stranger: yea double ejaculation
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not gay!
You:* just testing lol *
Stranger: i just came into my pants
You: hahahha
You: I ust tested the FAG o meter
You: good thing youre not a fag
Stranger: and I have no intention of cleaning up
Stranger: my pants
You: and it all get icky?
You: you get glued to your pants!
Stranger: yes,it will
You: some last words? before you die/
Stranger: i want to came another time in my pants
Stranger: can i?
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: i've lost the game
Stranger: i CAME
You: yep ^^
You: whut?
Stranger: on the screen
Stranger: on the words STRANGER
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Canada, oh Canada
Stranger: sucks
You: I know right
Stranger: usa usa usa
You: Sucks aswell.
You: Just likeFrance.
Stranger: i know right thats why I'm moving to columbia to sell coke
You: Ugh, Colombia aint much either
Stranger: until you snort some white gold
You: I dont do drugs!
Stranger: well then it looks like I wont be selling to you then
Stranger: I dont either I just deal them
You: No you do not
Stranger: i do
You: Lies
Stranger: you caught me I'm acutally a maple syrup conglomorate
You: See, thats something Ill believe
You: Why all the lies
Stranger: my whole life is lie
You: Its nothing to be ashamed of
Stranger: tell me something true about yourself
You: Im not a dude.
Stranger: okay...I am one
Stranger: there we go thats the first step tell me another one
You: I figured.
You: Err
You: I deal drugs.
Stranger: crazy me too!!
You: No fuckign way
You: Dude, where's my car
Stranger: oops that was a lie on my part so I just took a step in the wrong direction in this truth game
Stranger: I'm not going to lie I don't know
You: You just keep this up young man
You: Keep lying to me while I give you all of me
You: Wtf did I ever do to deserve this
You: Goddamnti
You: Always the same with you men
Stranger: You dont even know where you left your car
Stranger: always the sam with you women
You: Thats the drugs talking
Stranger: same*
You: We're no strangers to love.
You: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: I know
Stranger: but can you refresh my memory
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: alright shoot
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: I meant it.
Stranger: thats sweet of you
You: Describe your feelings about me, please
You: Let's get everything out in the open
You: I can take it.
Stranger: I'm in a commited relationship I can only have friends
Stranger: I mean you seem cool enough
You: Oh my god, why are you playing with my heart like that
You: Does she know about me?
Stranger: I'm not sure we have the same feelings for each other and I think that one of us is going to get hurt and that one is yoy
Stranger: you
Stranger: no
You: Omg, Im gonna tell her Im having your baby!!@1111!!
You: Which I am.
Stranger: haha please
You: Babies need their baby daddy.
Stranger: I can't take this lie anymore!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:45 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.
Ik vond hem wel grappigquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:48 schreef Siniti het volgende:
[..]
Als het niet te lang is lees ik het wel
quote:Stranger: do you speak german?
You: will take some practice, but i used to
Stranger: wie alt bist du?
You: ich bin 36 jahre alt, und du?
Stranger: du ist sehralt! ich bin 15!!!
You: du bist ganz jung
You: lol
Stranger: LUSTIG
You: Sehr viel spass in die zukunft
Stranger: wie heisst zukunft auf Englisch?
You: Great fun for the future
You: zukunft = future
Stranger: ja naturlich
Stranger: so when do you want to meet up
You: gotta go, have fun
Stranger: bedroom only
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: ich liebe du
You: meet up? you're 21 years younger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
Das ist ja scheisse Geyl man!! Sollen wir fikken? Herr Flick?quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:45 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Canada, oh Canada
Stranger: Hello, random stranger.
Stranger: My name is not Canada, sorry.
You: Oh, is Stranger your real name
Stranger: My name is 'You'.
Stranger: And yours?
You: No, your name is Stranger. I am You.
You: We surely both cant be You
You: That would be silly.
Stranger: How can it be? It sayd clearly that I am the 'you' one. Something is wrong.
Stranger: says*
You: Omg, I bet it's the aliens
Stranger: I bet it's Obama.
You: QUICK
You: HIDE
Stranger: *hides*
You: Pfew, just in time.
Stranger: What was that?
You: It was Obama
You: Who really is an alien
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You: Uh oh, he spotted us.
You: RUUUUUUUUUUUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: Run! O_O
You: Oh shit man
Stranger: *falls to the ground*
Stranger: continue without me!
Stranger: D:
You: NOOOOOOOOO
You: Ill never leave you
You: Ill carry you on my back!
You: QUICK!
Stranger: He'll steal your soul!
You: Thats fine, I dont have one
Stranger: *climbs Stranger's back*
Stranger: oh, great, let's move!
You: Yesssssss, fast fast fast
Stranger: *whipes stranger*
You: I think he's gone now
quote:You: Im a night in the order of orange nassau
You: knight
You:
Stranger: of course you are
You: what are you? and what is your country?
Stranger: i am an astrounaut
Stranger: i'm in ISS right now
You: lol nice
You: so you have pot up there
Stranger: i can see you from here. you are thaaaaaaaaaaaaat small
You: ?
You: im inside a building
Stranger: yeah i am workin on how weed affects human behaviour in space
You: yeah, im working on how many times a knight can masturbate in costume per day
You: interesting inverstigation no?
Stranger: in full armour?
Stranger: you touch your weiner with a metal glove?
Stranger: that's far out dude lol
You: yeah
You: have to be carefull though
You: it scratches
Stranger: oh shi
You: once i got stuck in the metal zipper
Stranger: problems on ISS
You: yeah?
You: whats happening dude?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: something is incoming
In sommige gesprekkenquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:23 schreef Siniti het volgende:
[..]
Heb hem gelezen, en je gedraagt je wel heel erg als een vrouw hé
quote:Stranger: hai
You: Dutch?
Stranger: nope
You: Female?
Stranger: yes
You: okay you can stay
You: =D
Stranger: oh why thank you
You: but now you leave ofcourse
Stranger: of course
Ik had er een uit Sao Paolo maar die willen allemaal je msn. Daar heb je geen zin in joh, het gesprek sleepte zich maar voort en ik moest alle grappen maken.quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:27 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
Dit is echt ideaal als je braziliaanse chicka's wil hosselen
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