Onee toch niet.quote:
Wat onbeschoft zeg!quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:33 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HO
Stranger: LETS
Stranger: GO
You: GABBA
You: GABBA
You: HEY
Stranger: i dont like u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nou ja zeg
Die wou ik gaan doenquote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:30 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you ship to the Netherlands
Stranger: ship what?
You: Id like some Chinese food if you have any
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:You: HEY
Stranger: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
You: Yes
You: I'd like a dubble cheesburger
Stranger: How about some
You: Some Coke
You: Medium Please
Stranger: OF DEESE NUTS!
You: Are those any good?
Stranger: OF COURSE THEY ARE. I TYPED THEM IN ALL CAPS
You: OH!
You: That explains
You: Gimme some of those!
Stranger: Hah.
quote:You: youre abducted by aliens!
You: what do you do ?
Stranger: omfg My pants are full of sperm too!!!
You: you came!
You: lol
Stranger: infact!
Stranger: in the pants!
You: i said what what in the but!
Stranger: what what?
You: in the but
Stranger: omg
You: yeah southpark rules
Stranger: i came another time!
You: I came on you!
You: do you like tom cruise?
You: issnt he hot?
Stranger: yea double ejaculation
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not gay!
You:* just testing lol *
Stranger: i just came into my pants
You: hahahha
You: I ust tested the FAG o meter
You: good thing youre not a fag
Stranger: and I have no intention of cleaning up
Stranger: my pants
You: and it all get icky?
You: you get glued to your pants!
Stranger: yes,it will
You: some last words? before you die/
Stranger: i want to came another time in my pants
Stranger: can i?
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
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___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: i've lost the game
Stranger: i CAME
You: yep ^^
You: whut?
Stranger: on the screen
Stranger: on the words STRANGER
quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Canada, oh Canada
Stranger: sucks
You: I know right
Stranger: usa usa usa
You: Sucks aswell.
You: Just likeFrance.
Stranger: i know right thats why I'm moving to columbia to sell coke
You: Ugh, Colombia aint much either
Stranger: until you snort some white gold
You: I dont do drugs!
Stranger: well then it looks like I wont be selling to you then
Stranger: I dont either I just deal them
You: No you do not
Stranger: i do
You: Lies
Stranger: you caught me I'm acutally a maple syrup conglomorate
You: See, thats something Ill believe
You: Why all the lies
Stranger: my whole life is lie
You: Its nothing to be ashamed of
Stranger: tell me something true about yourself
You: Im not a dude.
Stranger: okay...I am one
Stranger: there we go thats the first step tell me another one
You: I figured.
You: Err
You: I deal drugs.
Stranger: crazy me too!!
You: No fuckign way
You: Dude, where's my car
Stranger: oops that was a lie on my part so I just took a step in the wrong direction in this truth game
Stranger: I'm not going to lie I don't know
You: You just keep this up young man
You: Keep lying to me while I give you all of me
You: Wtf did I ever do to deserve this
You: Goddamnti
You: Always the same with you men
Stranger: You dont even know where you left your car
Stranger: always the sam with you women
You: Thats the drugs talking
Stranger: same*
You: We're no strangers to love.
You: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: I know
Stranger: but can you refresh my memory
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: alright shoot
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: I meant it.
Stranger: thats sweet of you
You: Describe your feelings about me, please
You: Let's get everything out in the open
You: I can take it.
Stranger: I'm in a commited relationship I can only have friends
Stranger: I mean you seem cool enough
You: Oh my god, why are you playing with my heart like that
You: Does she know about me?
Stranger: I'm not sure we have the same feelings for each other and I think that one of us is going to get hurt and that one is yoy
Stranger: you
Stranger: no
You: Omg, Im gonna tell her Im having your baby!!@1111!!
You: Which I am.
Stranger: haha please
You: Babies need their baby daddy.
Stranger: I can't take this lie anymore!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
quote:Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:45 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.
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