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  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:18:39 #51
238762 Skylark.
Mijn witte lach en ik.
pi_67742597
Ik heb een albino Braziliaan. !
zwakken overleven moeilijk, sterken zitten in de wolken
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:21:32 #52
11839 DemonRage
[ Eindhoven ]
pi_67742675
quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:18 schreef Skylark. het volgende:
Ik heb een albino Braziliaan. !
Een wigger?

of een Whitino
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:22:07 #53
238762 Skylark.
Mijn witte lach en ik.
pi_67742693
quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:21 schreef DemonRage het volgende:

[..]

Een wigger?

of een Watino
Onee toch niet.

You: Be glad
You: Cold things suck
Stranger: i like cold
Stranger: i hate summer
You: Why
You: You can walk outside in a shirt
You: or naked
Stranger: naked?:O
Stranger: no way
You: You all have nude beaches I heared
You: heard*
You: We have them too
You: but no-one is ever there because you stole our sun
Stranger: ive neve been to this kind of beach
Stranger: actually i hate to go to the beaches here
You: Why
You: Are you albino? My komodo varan eats albino people and pets
Stranger: idk i get bored!!
Stranger: lolz
You: You live in like a paradise
Stranger: im not
Stranger: nope
You: And I live in hell
You: And you aren't even happy
You: Or are you just there for cutting rainforest?
Stranger: the beach is far fom where i live
You: Perhaps you're a native american
Stranger: wtf no
Stranger: LOL
You: With all the feathers on your head and stuff
Stranger: my mom says i should have born in the us
You: And walking around with a leaf before youre babymaking organs
You: Why
zwakken overleven moeilijk, sterken zitten in de wolken
pi_67742786
Ik had net een Pool en nu een Griek(se)
“Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.”
pi_67742835
*proest*
Een chick wilde BME pain olympics zien, reactie:
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: OMG
You: ISNT IT PRETTY GROSS
Stranger: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
You: ROFL
Stranger: omg
Stranger: WHY ISNT HE BLEEDING THOUGH
You: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: OMG HE IS
You: BUT ITS STILL PRETTY BAD RIGHT
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HE JUST
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HE TOOK OUT HIS TESTICLES
You: BE GLAD YOURA FUCKING GIRL
You: I GOT SCARED FOR MY OWN NUTS
Stranger: THIS IS HORRID
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: THIS IS HORRID
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: ARE YOU TREATING YOUR BALLS BETTER NOW
You: YEA
You: I FUCKING ADORA THEM NOW
You: MY CAT IS CASTRATED RIGHT
You: ANY NEW CAT I WILL GET WONT GET CASTRATED
You: FUCK
You: POOR KITTY
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HE SPLIT HIS FUCKING DICK OPEN
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: DIDNT I SAY IT WAS PRETTY GROSS
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:27:24 #56
39952 Hukkie
Wanna bang heads with me
pi_67742890
Reeks gaat hard. Deeltje 4 alweer.
There are no Saviours, there are no Kings, the Power lies in your head
DeviantArt
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:29:37 #57
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67742979
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SBD
You: Do you ship to the Netherlands
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Canada, oh Canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:30:53 #58
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67743009
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you ship to the Netherlands
Stranger: ship what?
You: Id like some Chinese food if you have any
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
pi_67743076
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:33:42 #60
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67743100
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HO
Stranger: LETS
Stranger: GO
You: GABBA
You: GABBA
You: HEY
Stranger: i dont like u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nou ja zeg
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:34:53 #61
238762 Skylark.
Mijn witte lach en ik.
pi_67743146
Harakuju, jij doet het wel fantastisch hé.

Ik heb immer kwaliteitsconversaties.
zwakken overleven moeilijk, sterken zitten in de wolken
pi_67743195
quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:33 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HO
Stranger: LETS
Stranger: GO
You: GABBA
You: GABBA
You: HEY
Stranger: i dont like u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nou ja zeg
Wat onbeschoft zeg!
pi_67743202
Kankerhomo's
Op dinsdag 1 februari 2011 17:41 schreef ß het volgende:
11% per 25 gram? Dus er zit totaal 74,8% zout in?
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:38:53 #64
167837 remmertjuh
One of us is going down
pi_67743289
quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:30 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you ship to the Netherlands
Stranger: ship what?
You: Id like some Chinese food if you have any
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Die wou ik gaan doen
pi_67743290
Ik heb nu twee echt diepgaande gesprekken over politiek
pi_67743332
quote:
You: HEY
Stranger: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
You: Yes
You: I'd like a dubble cheesburger
Stranger: How about some
You: Some Coke
You: Medium Please
Stranger: OF DEESE NUTS!
You: Are those any good?
Stranger: OF COURSE THEY ARE. I TYPED THEM IN ALL CAPS
You: OH!
You: That explains
You: Gimme some of those!
Stranger: Hah.
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:40:18 #67
167837 remmertjuh
One of us is going down
pi_67743337
You: Hi
Stranger: anybody here/
Stranger: hello stranger
You: how youre doing
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU Up
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: Im fine
Stranger: what?
Stranger: thats a song lyric?
You: Never gonna make you cry
Stranger: ?
You: were you from ?
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:42:35 #68
158899 GasTurbine
SEE THE PATERN ON MY COCK
pi_67743415
Stranger: but my friend learns me a few dutch words
You: he does?
You: do you know some?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: wait
You: i'll wait
Stranger: Hello - Hooi Koethoer
You: yes that is really good
You: You should say this to him:

Krijg de Kanker.
Stranger: goodbye - tott fanavond in bed
Stranger: what for word is that?
You: Krijg = I hope
de = The
Kanker = best
Stranger: krijg de kanker
You: it is a dutch way of saying you end a conversation you know.
Stranger: aiiight,, my dutch improves
Stranger: allright
'houd je bek is joh, als je zulke grote kk praatjes heb moet je is naar Tiel komen.'
„Je bent ’n keronje! Je mag zelf ’n zoogdier wezen, jy en je zoon, dat zeg ik je!”
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:44:07 #69
241594 iBolt
Lighting
pi_67743476
tvp
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:45:00 #70
39952 Hukkie
Wanna bang heads with me
pi_67743510
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.
There are no Saviours, there are no Kings, the Power lies in your head
DeviantArt
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:45:12 #71
238762 Skylark.
Mijn witte lach en ik.
pi_67743519
Ontknoping:

De Braziliaanse blijkt een Duitse emochick .
zwakken overleven moeilijk, sterken zitten in de wolken
pi_67743551
quote:
You: youre abducted by aliens!
You: what do you do ?
Stranger: omfg My pants are full of sperm too!!!
You: you came!
You: lol
Stranger: infact!
Stranger: in the pants!
You: i said what what in the but!
Stranger: what what?
You: in the but
Stranger: omg
You: yeah southpark rules
Stranger: i came another time!
You: I came on you!
You: do you like tom cruise?
You: issnt he hot?
Stranger: yea double ejaculation
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not gay!
You: * just testing lol *
Stranger: i just came into my pants
You: hahahha
You: I ust tested the FAG o meter
You: good thing youre not a fag
Stranger: and I have no intention of cleaning up
Stranger: my pants
You: and it all get icky?
You: you get glued to your pants!
Stranger: yes,it will
You: some last words? before you die/
Stranger: i want to came another time in my pants
Stranger: can i?
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: i've lost the game
Stranger: i CAME
You: yep ^^
You: whut?
Stranger: on the screen
Stranger: on the words STRANGER
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  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:46:51 #73
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67743579
Niemand leest dit hè?
quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Canada, oh Canada
Stranger: sucks
You: I know right
Stranger: usa usa usa
You: Sucks aswell.
You: Just likeFrance.
Stranger: i know right thats why I'm moving to columbia to sell coke
You: Ugh, Colombia aint much either
Stranger: until you snort some white gold
You: I dont do drugs!
Stranger: well then it looks like I wont be selling to you then
Stranger: I dont either I just deal them
You: No you do not
Stranger: i do
You: Lies
Stranger: you caught me I'm acutally a maple syrup conglomorate
You: See, thats something Ill believe
You: Why all the lies
Stranger: my whole life is lie
You: Its nothing to be ashamed of
Stranger: tell me something true about yourself
You: Im not a dude.
Stranger: okay...I am one
Stranger: there we go thats the first step tell me another one
You: I figured.
You: Err
You: I deal drugs.
Stranger: crazy me too!!
You: No fuckign way
You: Dude, where's my car
Stranger: oops that was a lie on my part so I just took a step in the wrong direction in this truth game
Stranger: I'm not going to lie I don't know
You: You just keep this up young man
You: Keep lying to me while I give you all of me
You: Wtf did I ever do to deserve this
You: Goddamnti
You: Always the same with you men
Stranger: You dont even know where you left your car
Stranger: always the sam with you women
You: Thats the drugs talking
Stranger: same*
You: We're no strangers to love.
You: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: I know
Stranger: but can you refresh my memory
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: alright shoot
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: I meant it.
Stranger: thats sweet of you
You: Describe your feelings about me, please
You: Let's get everything out in the open
You: I can take it.
Stranger: I'm in a commited relationship I can only have friends
Stranger: I mean you seem cool enough
You: Oh my god, why are you playing with my heart like that
You: Does she know about me?
Stranger: I'm not sure we have the same feelings for each other and I think that one of us is going to get hurt and that one is yoy
Stranger: you
Stranger: no
You: Omg, Im gonna tell her Im having your baby!!@1111!!
You: Which I am.
Stranger: haha please
You: Babies need their baby daddy.
Stranger: I can't take this lie anymore!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  zondag 5 april 2009 @ 22:47:14 #74
11839 DemonRage
[ Eindhoven ]
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You: where are you from btw?
Stranger: PALESTINE MOTHA FUCKA
Stranger: REPRESENTING
You: ALLAH AKHBAR!!!
Stranger: without the H br
Stranger: bro
You: okay
Stranger: ur a jew ?
Stranger: jew spell it with kh
You: No give me a break... I don't like jews
Stranger: Why not ?
Stranger: arent they peacfull ?
You: it's spelled that way in every western country
Stranger: whats your views on them then ?
You: they still kinda want revenge on everyone because they were pwned in WW2
Stranger: true that
You: And they appearently aren't satisfied with the size of Israel... like they want more and stuff
Stranger: israel doesnt exist
You: only on maps
Stranger: yep
You: and they chop off a bit from their dicks to prove they're jews
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
You: dunno what's wrong with those ppl
You: but something is
You:
Stranger: dicks
Stranger: up there asses
You: that's gay
Stranger: they're gayt
You: being a jew and also being gay... some god they must have
Stranger: lol xD
Stranger: haha
You: it probably chose the wrong planet to accommodate them
Stranger: they come from different countries world wide
Stranger: they do not have a fixed country
You: like nomads
Stranger: yeah
You: they travel to places hoping to find money and wealth
Stranger: and they'll kill for it
You: you know... once there was a time they could be on the train for free
Stranger: lol
Stranger: they had a nice ride didnt they ?
You: It seemed they liked travelling for free... those trains were overcrowded
Stranger: but soon enough it was emptied
You: they were brought to their hotel rooms
You: also for free
You: and then they got high
You: maybe it was there that they decided it's cool chop off their dicks
Stranger: hahahahhahahahahaa
Stranger: omg u crack me up
Stranger: well fuck em
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: i gtg now
Stranger: take care
You: okay cheers!
Stranger: had fun talkin to ya
You: bye
Stranger: cheers
pi_67743600
quote:
Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:45 schreef Hukkie het volgende:
Zit nu met een 15 jarige engelse, begint ze in het duits over hoe geil ze is.
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