Stranger: WHY!?
You: hi?
You: why 'why'?
Stranger: Why not?
You: dunno, have i ever talked to you before?
Stranger: Are you ATC?
You: nope.
Stranger: You sure?
You: yes i'm sure.
Stranger: I am Premature Ejaculation Man, if you were wondering
You: sounds like some medical condition, are getting treatment for that?
You: are you a gay named ronaldo who likes to play fussball?
Stranger: Are you a deranged artist named Piko?
You: nope
Stranger: Because I met one of those before
You: I'm 29 and from Belgium
Stranger: I'm FUCKING EJACULATION!
Stranger: AHHH!
You: yeah, that fussball playing gay guy, I met him before... yikes
Stranger: WHY!?
You: I dunno I'm not a doctor.
Stranger: I need some new tights...
You: tights are cheap.
You: you should get those lace stockings with holdup..
You: (also cheap)
Stranger: You sure?
You: i'm not gay. but yes i'm sure.
You: what gender are you?
Stranger: girlguy?
You: that's also possible, I didn't mean to discriminate

Stranger: I was talking about you

You: I'm a girl
You: why?
Stranger: I dunno you asked
You: nope you asked if i was a girl or a guy..
Stranger: Technically you asked and rephrased it to you
Stranger: I'm a superhero
Stranger: I lack gender
You: ah. clears it.
Stranger: I am Homeless Man
You: ow that sucks.
You: Anything you like to talk about Homeless Man?
Stranger: Fighting crime wherever I may be
You: where do you wander around?
Stranger: Superheroes, because I am one
Stranger: LA
Stranger: And Wisconsin
You: i bet wherever crime is then huh?
Stranger: Wherever there are soup kitchens
Stranger: And crime
You: Wisconsin isn't anywhere near La pal/gal
You: soup kitchens, what soup did they serve you today?
Stranger: Yeah, I take the super plane there
Stranger: Chicken noodle
You: haha "chicken noodle" huh?
You: super plane: do they allow homeless people to travel on that super plane?
Stranger: Yeah, I have to make funny signs though
You: so you make funny signs and they think you're some undercover agent and they let you board is that it?
Stranger: Pretty much
You: did you become homeless because of the elite bankers?
Stranger: The Justice League went bankrupt
You: sucks. fancy tight playsuits cost money too huh?
Stranger: yeah, you would be surprised
You: hate to leave you alone, but i'm actually looking for some lady friends to talk to
You: And I lied. I am gay. lesbian that is.
You: bye!