Geniale site: Omegle #4

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:26 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
You: talk to me, stranger!
Stranger: fuck me?
You: cool
Stranger: yes?
You: when where?
Stranger: now
Stranger: here
You: no it's impossible
You: the internet hasn't involved that much
Stranger: nothings impossible
Stranger: shame
Stranger: p.s.
Stranger: you must be american
Stranger: you sad little people

welke fokker is dit?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:29 schreef Skylark. het volgende:

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Ik had er een uit Sao Paolo maar die willen allemaal je msn. Daar heb je geen zin in joh, het gesprek sleepte zich maar voort en ik moest alle grappen maken.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:35 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Nou hoor, ik zeg nooooit hai

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ontd?
You: Dad?
Stranger: son why are you on the computer?
You: Because I'm done with my homework
Stranger: very good. i'm proud of you.
You: don't get into the room please, just a few min
Stranger: i'm coming in there right now
You: *fap fap fap*
You: NO!
Stranger: here i come
You: haha..i'm just chatting daddy
Stranger: uh huh suuure you are
Stranger: that isn't what i see
You: that's not...
You: what you think it is
You: thats not mine
You: and it's only snot
Stranger: YES IT IS. WHY DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN SUCH ACTIVITIES?
You: busted
You: because I'm 12 years old dad
You: I need to explore my body
Stranger: are you that curious on?\
Stranger: *son
You: that's what uncle john says
You: "let me teach you stuff"
You: but now it bleeds
Stranger: uh oh uncle john...i'm going to have to have a talk with him
You: ok, then I'm off
You: fuck you dad
You: motherfucker
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: My name is Borat
You: How do you do?
Stranger: you got 1 minute to make me cum
You: very niceeeeeeeee
Stranger: 50 seconds
You: My sister cumms every min
Stranger: 40 seconds
Stranger: 30 sedonds
You: her name is pussy , that's bulgarian for whore
Stranger: im not your sister .. cmon try harder
Stranger: 20 seconds
You: I don't cum
Stranger: 10 seconds
You: I can let you cum
You: but need more time
You: noooooo
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: shit
Stranger: fail
Stranger: shit
You: ..
Stranger:
You: sorry
Stranger: ill never succeed
You: I tried
Stranger: so did i
You: Are you wet?
Stranger: not even close
Stranger: fucking hell
You: me neither
You: help me cum
Stranger: one sec
You: like dick in your vagineeee?
Stranger: im trying hard to find your mums picture
You: She is dead
You: big old woman
You: likes young people ha ha ha
Stranger: even if shes dead .. shes prolly still on a picture u mong
You: I have picture when she was 10
You: big breast already
Stranger: thats how u like them i bet
You: yessss they never say no ha ha ha
Stranger: i think i just made u cum
Stranger: woot
You: very niceeeee
You: I have to see pamela
You: do you know pamela?
Stranger: was that her name?
Stranger: nop soz .. i didnt know her
You: The girl with big boobies in Baywatch
You: I likeeeee
Stranger: what!? ur telling me that was ur mum
You: ok, good bye
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there!
Stranger: Hello, you are speaking with God.
You: one wuestion, right?>
You: *question
Stranger: wow, what are the odds!
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: got you again?
You: since when is God asking me questions?
You: yeah, so it seems
You: enjoying yourself on omegle?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: classic.
Stranger: yeh had some pretty awesome conversations
Stranger: one guy actually believed i was god i think
You: omg
Stranger: i helped him through some problems in his life and answered really deep questions
You: those people exist
Stranger: hahahaha
You: ah
You: what was the most interesting question they asked you thusfar?
Stranger: one guy asked me why i took his dad away at 20
Stranger: that was....awkward
You: yeah. spoils the fun
Stranger: anyway, onto the next one....laterz!

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 23:49 schreef knars het volgende:
Net een normaal gesprek gehad. Crap, dat kan dus ook nog

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:12 schreef sander89 het volgende:

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Ik heb met een gast uit Noorwegen een half uur lullen over van alles en nog wat.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:16 schreef Kerol het volgende:
Ik praat nu al anderhalf uur met dezelfde WTF

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:16 schreef Kerol het volgende:
Ik praat nu al anderhalf uur met dezelfde WTF

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:14 schreef raaavi het volgende:
noorwegenaren

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:17 schreef raaavi het volgende:

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logs?

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 00:31 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Ik heb echt een vriendin voor het leven gemaakt