Geniale site: Omegle #4

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO
Stranger: hi
You: Fuck this shit
You: MAN
You: what the hell am I doing
Stranger: what's wrong
You: FUCK
You: I want to die
You: where is the razor
You: cut myself NOW
Stranger: stop it
You: BLOOOOOD
You: nooooo
You: Don't wanna die it was a joke
You: aaaaaah
You: It hurts so much
You: please call 911
Stranger: what are u doing ???
You: dont....have....long....time
You: cut my wrists
You: FUCK
Stranger: stpo joking idiot
You: blood
You: i'm dizzy
You: opggffdsgdfsg
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: dude ??
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Stranger: L O L
Stranger: where u from =
Stranger: ?
You: Holland
Stranger: sweden ??
You: You?
Stranger: ou
Stranger: usa
You: ok
You: fuck you then
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:30 schreef Chr1st1aan het volgende:

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Na dat "I'm dizzy" en dat "ggfdgfdf", was het toch even een minuut stil hehehehe

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:32 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Geef me een seconde man Nog verbeterd ook

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Stranger: i from the netherlands, and you stranger
You: I am from mars but i speak all languages you poor humans can possibly understand on earth.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: so you speak all the langauges?
You: Yes i do.
Stranger: oke
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am over 3000 years old.
You: You?
Stranger: 15
You: You can talk in whatever language you want mate.
You: I'll understand you
Stranger: oke
Stranger: jij stinkt
You: I know, you also smell.
Stranger: omg
You: I haven't had a shower in ages.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:33 schreef Resco het volgende:
Zijn er ook nog andere nationaliteiten aanwezig behalve dan Zweden, Finnen, Amerikanen en Brazilianen?

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Stranger: gtfo newfag
You: I am the heat of the fire.
You: I am the cold of the ice.
You: I saw the universe.
You: I can grant you 1 wish.
You: NAME IT.
Stranger: mf
You: Thats also not polite.
You: Where are you from, poor human stranger?
Stranger: from your butt
You: That may be true, coz you are like a piece of shit.

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You: hello
You: do you like The Prodigy?
Stranger: nigga 4 ever dude...
You: you're from FOK! ?
Stranger: yeah, I'll fuck your mom...
You: nice
You: i'll fuck your mom and your dad
Stranger: gay
You: i know
Stranger: u r very very gay...
You: like Bruno?
Stranger: what?
You: the new movie from Borat
You: he's gay too
Stranger: son of a bitch
You: i don't like you
Stranger: I don't like you too, but i'm a man...
Stranger: and you a gay
You: i never said i'm a man
You: i'm a woman
Stranger: motherfucker...
Stranger: a bitch?
You: lesbian yes
Stranger: nice...
Stranger: i like lesbians...
You: me too
You: they're better in bed than men
Stranger: they're more cow
You: and they lick much better
Stranger: i like to lick women
You: me too
Stranger: i like of the orgasm of the women
You: you're horny
Stranger: yeah, very horny...
Stranger: this is for you...
You: hihi
Stranger: sweet heart...
You: i like you
Stranger: i like you too...
You: where are you from?
Stranger: from brazil, and you?
You: holland
Stranger: nice...
You: i love weed
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: me too

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Stranger: girl?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:49 schreef Ame_thyst het volgende:

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:44 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Nu 2 petjes?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 21:33 schreef Resco het volgende:
Zijn er ook nog andere nationaliteiten aanwezig behalve dan Zweden, Finnen, Amerikanen en Brazilianen?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Honkey?
You: wanna buy weed?
Stranger: I have
Stranger: loads
Stranger: of it
Stranger: I live in The Netherlands
You: cool
Stranger: It's legal
You: Can I get some from you?
Stranger: If you fly all the way down here
Stranger: You can just get some
You: you can mail it to me
You: I'm from sweden
Stranger: Sure thang
Stranger: What's your adress?
You: what's your price per gram?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: depends
You: just good stuff no crap
Stranger: a good joint can cost like 5 euro
Stranger: not sure about the gram
You: And I want a discount because I'm a student girl, poor
Stranger: I doubt you're a girl
You: I need 10 grams
Stranger: Just haul your ass over here
Stranger: and buy a truckload
Stranger: of it
You: mail it to me
Stranger: drive back
You: nooo
You: just in an enveloppe
You: give you 125 euro's for 10 gram good stuff
Stranger: And get caught by the border police
Stranger: lolol
You: No, mail!
Stranger: by the faggots who check the mail
Stranger: then
You: Dat dit kan in Nederland
You: on-ge-lo-fe-lijk
Stranger: Ja
Stranger: Wat een kutzooi man
You: FOK?
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: Kanker op met je fok
You: nou nou
Stranger: Klaagbak
Stranger: is wel grappig
Stranger: maar
Stranger: niet alles
Stranger: ehur
You: precies
Stranger: heur
Stranger: Aex
You: maareuh
Stranger: is wel leuk
Stranger: Ja jongeh
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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You: laterrr
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: fail goatse
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 9uyb9uh oj
You: kkuehy875
You: iohsrgiu434grfd?
Stranger: oh h oh\nhhbbhbhb
You: dfh34uI!!
You: iu46t?
Stranger: i agree
You: well, hard to disagree with
You: I mean, it's the meaning of life, without doubt
Stranger: it is indeed
You: a proven concept
Stranger: without doubt? dont you think you are going out on a limb with that statement?
You: hm... I might
You: but still
You: I do have it on good authority that it is indeed so
Stranger: alright
Stranger: I'll consider what you had said
You: I could tell you who told me, but you'd have to promise to keep it a secret
Stranger: how much of a secret?
Stranger: a big one perhaps?
You: hey, we're talking the meaning of life here
You: can't get much bigger than that
Stranger: did tom cruise tell you this?
You: no, not him
You: wouldn't listen anyway, if he did
You: not after the.... things he did to me in the past
Stranger: did he do what he did to me, eat my kitten right in front of me?
Stranger: did he?
You: he did that too... but I could forgive him for that
You: no... the *other* things he did
You: maybe you've heard....
You: ...
You: but I can't talk about those things right now...
Stranger: oh how tragic
Stranger: i thought what he did for me ws ba enough
You: tears in my eyes....
Stranger: was bad*
You: well... at least I have the meaning of life to keep me happy...
You: without that, I wouldn't know what I'd do...
Stranger: you what my personal view of the meaning of life is?
Stranger: you know*
You: tell me
Stranger: Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime
Stranger: it is the epitome of life
You: hm... it is a concept worthy of comtemplation
Stranger: it is vry much so
You: but then... who created Christopher Walken?
Stranger: christopher walken has always been, here
Stranger: even before time
You: even before chuck norris?
Stranger: he created chuck norris
You: impossible!
You: that's...
You: improbable...
You: well
Stranger: its hard at first
Stranger: but....
You: atleast highly unlikely
Stranger: its the truth
You: ...
You: I need a second
Stranger: http://www.transformersfa(...)c9awalken-prime1.jpg
You: to handle this
Stranger: there
Stranger: see for yourself
You: it completely... upsets the balance
You: thy words ring true
You: amazing
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i know....
You: wow...
Stranger: isn't it truely amazing?
You: oh shit, I'll be right back
You: the leprechaun escaped from the basement
You: have to catch him, give my 5 minutes
You: me*
Stranger: get em'
You: pffff, got him
You: had to use a hammer
You: GHB doesn't work on the little suckers
You: neither does chloroform
Stranger: i would have used a much more blunt object
You: like what?
Stranger: a large computer monitor
You: hm... has sharp edges though
Stranger: not if it was an old imac
Stranger: those are all round
You: true
Stranger: but yet heavy
You: shit, he's waking up again
You: alright, I threw him some unbaked popcorn
You: that'll keep him busy for a bit
Stranger: push the shelves over on top of him
You: actually, I'm just wearing him out now
Stranger: that works too
You: only to return to the torture routine later tonight
You: I need the gold man
Stranger: are you trying to figure which end of the rainbow the monies are at?
You: that bastard hid the rainbow
Stranger: darn him
You: he'll tell me
You: given enough time
You: and I have all the time in the world
Stranger: why is that
Stranger: ?
Stranger: please
Stranger: tell me
You: I ate his lucky charms
You: gave me timewarping powers
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: did you know i can grin down a bear?
Stranger: a great big grizzly bear to precise
You: oooh, useful skill
Stranger: exactly
You: when did you learn that?
You: and how?
Stranger: you can never be very sure when you'll come across a bear
Stranger: well when i was born
Stranger: i was abandoned in the woods
Stranger: not to long after i was left amongst the trees
Stranger: davey crockett found me
Stranger: i was whailing like, a baby
Stranger: so davey crockett raised me as his own
Stranger: he tought me everything i know
Stranger: including the skill of grinning down a bear
You: wow
You: amazing
Stranger: indeed
You: do you have other useful skills?
Stranger: davey crockett is an immortal by the way
Stranger: i can also make things appear
Stranger: by just thinking about them
Stranger: i dont know why i have this power
Stranger: but someone greater than i bestowed this capability upon me
You: christopher walken, no doubt
Stranger: most likely
Stranger: but i have not seen him once in my life
Stranger: so i cannot ask him
You: unfortunately, the time of our parting has come
You: I have to commence the torture of the irish midget
You: any tips on what to do to him, before I leave?
Stranger: well, enjoy your time
Stranger: lick his big toe
Stranger: and sing don't you think im sexy
You: good ones, thanks
You: I will definitely use those
You: well, good luck in life
Stranger: you too
You: (even though we don't need luck, because we know the secret)
You: farewell
Stranger: true
Stranger: very true
Stranger: farewell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ciao!
Stranger: want my babies?
Stranger: non parlo italiano
You: depends...
You: how many babies do you have?
Stranger: 4
Stranger: id like to sell them
You: what's the price?
You: and in what state are they?
Stranger: 3000 dollars a baby
You: hmm, that's not bad
You: does that include shipping?
Stranger: they are in good health quite fat so you could make a good meal outta them
You: that doesn't sound bad
Stranger: yes shipping included
You: nice!
You: do i have to take all four, or can i buy just one?
Stranger: it would be good if you could take them all. easier for me
You: mm
Stranger: 3 female one male
You: i think it would be hard enough to get 3000$, let alone 12000
Stranger: ok then i'll look for another buyer
You: wait
You: i'm stilll interested
You: only..
You: can you tell me more about them?
You: looks and stuff
Stranger: one of the females is black the others are white..one girl and the boy are blonde the last one is brunette brunette and boy have blue eyes blonde girl green
Stranger: the black one has a diffrent father
You: okay... and where did you get them?
Stranger: i made them
You: ah, they're really yours?
Stranger: no the blonde girl is adopted
Stranger: i like to make money with babies
You: so... one blonde adopted girl, a white boy and girl and a black girl?
You: how did you get that!
Stranger: yes exactly
Stranger: black girl is 1 year older than the others the white once who are my own are twins
You: hmm... i don't fancy the black one then... bit old to my liking
You: oh- important question: are they all alive?
Stranger: yea true but still good for feeding dogs
Stranger: yes they are
You: i don't have dogs
Stranger: cats?
You: nope, no pets at all
You: well, i might have mice, but i'm not sure
Stranger: they might enjoy a good fat baby
You: well, you don't know my mice then... they're not very fond of black babies
You: trust me, i tried
You: they're quite picky
Stranger: oh well then do you want the white babies? il'l see what i can do with the black one
You: well
You: from where will you ship them?
Stranger: maybe some chinese restaurant want it
Stranger: finland
Stranger: where do i have to ship them to?
You: netherlands
You: i hope they'll survive that
Stranger: they survive a lot
Stranger: by the way my name is mrs jesus
You: sounds reliable
You: but do you have any experience in shipping babies? do you know what kind of packaging you should use etc
Stranger: yes i have been in the business for years
You: good to hear
You: how did you get into the babybusiness
You: ?
Stranger: someone gave me a baby and i didnt know what to do with it so i sold it
Stranger: why are you interested in babies?
You: i think they're really cute
You: until they're about 3 months old
You: good thing is, they still taste great way into the 4th month
Stranger: yea thats true
Stranger: i love baby curry you should try it sometime
You: nice
You: i like them with a mint sauce as well
Stranger: ooh i might try that
Stranger: the really young ones are good as desert
Stranger: with chocolat and cream
You: sounds delicious
You: i've still got one in the freezer here
You: asian girl, amazingly cute
You: sometimes I nibble on a thumb or a toe
You: just as a snack
Stranger: i dont like asians
You: why not?
Stranger: i dunno they taste weird
You: true, but i really like it
You: not as a meal, or for breakfast or anything
You: just a snack
Stranger: i gotta go the black one needs food
You: ok
You: keep 'em fat mate
Stranger: i will
Stranger: bye
You: bye

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 22:04 schreef Pollacks het volgende:
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