Geniale site: Omegle #4

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:34 schreef Fir3fly het volgende:

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Ik kom trouwens niet op de site .

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:53 schreef DeeCruise het volgende:

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Down, zoals duidelijk vermeld in de posts hierboven..

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 14:56 schreef Fir3fly het volgende:

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Ja ik zag het.

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 15:05 schreef Ayca het volgende:
ik wil nog 1 gesprek voor ik aan mijn huiswerk ga...

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 15:24 schreef fespo het volgende:
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Stranger: thats twice in a row
Stranger: mutherfucker
Stranger: lol

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 15:30 schreef fespo het volgende:
veda heb jij een bot ofzo, net 3x achter elkaar.

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Stranger: if you encounter vela
Stranger: tell him i think he has mad skillz

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Stranger: I really need to poo.
You: foundn you!
You: found*
Stranger: Toilet anywhere?
You: and why don't you
You: I can't see you so I don't mind
Stranger: I don't have 50 cents.
Stranger: Hm okay, fair enough.
You: so?
Stranger: *shits everywhere*
Stranger: So how are you today?
You: so how does it feel?
Stranger: Haven't talked to you in forever!
You: i know!
Stranger: It feels... very relieving.
You: we really should have coffee someday
You: how is joey?
Stranger: Oh that'd be nice.
Stranger: Grab some Starbucks.
You: still your boyfriend?
Stranger: Joey? Oh he's fine.
Stranger: He had surgery, though. Car ran over his foot.
Stranger: Nah
You: were you drunk again?
Stranger: I'm with Mikey now.
Stranger: No! Surprisingly not.
You: ew
Stranger: It wasn't me in the car.
Stranger: Yeah I know, but the sex is great.
You: you know mickey did some nasty shit with erica don't you?
You: i mean
You: just saying
You: if you are in to that sort of thing it's ok
Stranger: I heard some rumours, yes.
Stranger: But really, I'm just keeping him to relief some of my stress.
Stranger: I don't see this going anywhere anyway. I met this nice guy, I think you once dated him.
Stranger: Ben?
You: just don't get caught with a milkshake and your back turned to him is all I'm saying
Stranger: ... I'll make sure not to do that.
Stranger: You remember Ben?
You: ah ben yes
Stranger: Ah yeah
Stranger: Didn't you like totally played him?
Stranger: I remember he kept calling you and we couldn't stop laughing.
You: true
Stranger: Good times.
You: he is pretty desperate
Stranger: Pretty much. But very hot.
You: I know
Stranger: So...
Stranger: What's become of you?
You: and who needs intelligence with that kind of body
You: I'm a lawyer now
Stranger: My future husband?
Stranger: Oh really?!
Stranger: Wow, you did college and all. I missed so much.
Stranger: I'm still stuck in this dump, got two jobs at the moment.
You: wel yes but only started it when the kids were out of the house
You: I was like 29 already
Stranger: I was just lucky enough to get a second.
Stranger: Oh well
Stranger: It's still a big accomplishment.
You: thank you
Stranger: Maybe I'll see you in court sometime, although I surely hope not.
You: so do you have kids?
Stranger: Nope.
You: maybe you will someday
Stranger: I was supposed to have a nine year old girl right now.
Stranger: Misscarriage.
You: or did mickey ruin that for you?
You: I'm so sorry
Stranger: That's okay.
You: but i guess there is a reason for these things
Stranger: Nah, Mickey is just a recent thing.
Stranger: Yes yes, I like to believe so.
You: where do you work now?
You: still at that horrid diner?
Stranger: Never seen myself as a mum anyway. She was an accident in the first place.
Stranger: Mm remember that old grocery store?
You: it was never the same after... you know....
Stranger: Where Shannon used to steal candy all the time?
Stranger: God no
You: on main street?
Stranger: Not there.
You: yes that one
Stranger: Yeah, main street.
You: thank god
You: the store owned by old man Harvey?
Stranger: Well, I work at that grocery store now. Parttime. It's boring as hell but it's an okay pay. Other than that, I work at the office. Nothing special.
Stranger: Hm no
Stranger: Harvey sold flowers and cigarettes. He was creepy.
Stranger: I believe he died last summer.
You: really? I saw his son just a few months ago
Stranger: But the diner... I know, it was never the same after Chelsea died.
Stranger: Oh really?
Stranger: He moved away pretty quick, when he was like 17. Never did get along with his dad.
Stranger: Harvey was pretty tough on him.
You: yes he moved to europe and was bragging about how liberal they are over there
Stranger: Sounds like him.
You: I think by 'liberal' he means he is doing drugs and seeing prostitutes
You: he was always like that
Stranger: Oh for sure, I'm pretty sure he ended up in a carton box on the sidewalk by now.
You: how is your mother?
Stranger: So anywho. You should totally come visit your hometown again! We got a Starbucks two years ago. It's pretty big.
Stranger: My mother... frankly, she's not doing so well.
You: that's great! we don't have Starbuck here
You: Oh I'm sorry to hear that
Stranger: She was diagnosed with cancer about twenty months ago now. It was okay for a while but as for now... it won't be long.
You: is she still is the ehm 'hospital'?
Stranger: Yes. But you can call it an actual hospital now, the rebuilded it. It's pretty big now.
Stranger: they*
You: sounds like the town is really moving into the 20th century now
You: must be difficult for some of the people there
You: I know they like everything to remain as it was
Stranger: lol It is! Just a few more years and they'll reach the 21st century.
Stranger: Yeah.
You: although, with Chelsea's mom gone now...
You: maybe it's not that bad, everything happens for a reason
You: and she did have a lot of bad karma
Stranger: Especially Mrs. Nelson, remember the old lady next door? Now all she does is walking around the neighbourhood complaining.
Stranger: Yeah...
Stranger: She never really got over it. Chelsea being her only child.
Stranger: You know it's funny, I was just thinking of you and Chelsea and I the other day. We were such good friends.
You: I know, we really should visit some day
You: next time I'm in town I will come by your house
You: you still live there don't you?
Stranger: Yes, of course.
Stranger: It'll be nice.
Stranger: We might drop by Chelsea's grave.
Stranger: It's peaceful there.
You: Say 'Hi' from me to everyone will you?
Stranger: I surely will. Margaret will be pleased to hear from you.
You: or just to one person, the rest of the town will know within a few hours anyway lol
Stranger: You've got a point there, baha!
You: Ah yes Margaret, is she still so weird?
Stranger: Never changed.
Stranger: But she's still just as awesome, too.
Stranger: Always makes me laugh.
You: I remember one day in high school when she came to school with flowers to express her love lol
You: wonder what she was smoking
Stranger: I had totally forgotten that day!
Stranger: lol Hilarious.
Stranger: There's so many memories.
You: the face of the teacher!
You: he didn't know what hit him
Stranger: I don't think I've ever seen her as furious as that day.
Stranger: Wasn't it Ms King?
You: I thought it was Mr. Johnson
Stranger: No, that was the one she screamed at and then farted before she left the classroom.
You: Ms. King left after that thing in the diner
You: never said goodbye or anything
Stranger: Yeah... weird one
Stranger: I believe she moved to Mexico with some sort of boyfriend she'd met online.
You: Oh but I have to go now, I have a client
Stranger: Ah, too bad.
You: nice to talk to you again
Stranger: I guess I will speak to you later!
You: wwe should really do it again sometimes
You: Bye bye!
Stranger: I'd be glad to.
Stranger: Bye bye!
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 15:49 schreef Agorias het volgende:
fakking verneukt, ik al die energie in een wijf steken blijkt ze fokking lelijk te zijn.

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Stranger: hey
You: dutch?
Stranger: no
Stranger: are u
You: yes

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You: what is the answer to all questions?
Stranger: te
Stranger: yeah
You: thats all? just 'te'
Stranger: wrong ..
Stranger: te is a wrong word..
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: male or female ?
You: female, but does that matter?
You: do you know the answer
Stranger: brazilian ?
You: no from belgium
Stranger: No he doesnt ! ;D
You: and you
Stranger: brazilian te most beautiful country and the best in the soccer
Stranger: uhashaushuas
Stranger: world cup 2002
Stranger: do you remember ?
You: vaguely... i'm not realyy in to football
You: ronaldo was kinda cute
Stranger: uhasaush
You: what are you doing at this moment
Stranger: Talk to you beatutiful woman ..
Stranger: beautiful*
You: how do you i'm beautiful?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: are you female
Stranger: no
You: 17 year, and you
Stranger: 18 year
Stranger: bye
You: but i still don't know the answer to my question....

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Stranger: God was a bisexual, apparently.
You: how so?
Stranger: how else could he love everyone?
You: but he did't have sex with them
You: i love my mother also
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 15:49 schreef MinderMutsig het volgende:

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 15:57 schreef TheGeneral1 het volgende:

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Denk niet dat iemand dat gaat lezen

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You: nou kom maar op volgende saaie lul uit holland
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Stranger: I'ma bend you over
Stranger: and fuck you till you bleed

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Stranger: ik ben somg
Stranger: met mijn hommel
Stranger: check topic
Stranger: ONZ
Stranger: JWZ
You: ONZ xD
You: Geniale site: Omegle #4
Stranger: ik klik niet!!
Stranger: ik heb een scheet gelaten
Stranger: MMMMMM
Stranger: lekkah
Stranger: wil je ruiken
Stranger: hmmm poep
Stranger: geur
You: klik kankerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: NIET SCHELDEN MET KANKER KANKERLUL
Stranger: wat post je nou weer
Stranger: !

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Stranger: hello!
You: i have a chatphobia
Stranger: what are you doing here, you have to see a shrink
You: it think i should see my demons on my own
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: well good look
You: hwo i'm doing so far?
Stranger: ehm little strange huh
You: any tips for a good chat conversation
Stranger: well maybe you can start with just "hi"
You: hi
Stranger: hi !
You: that does feel good
Stranger: how are you ?
You: 54
You: and you
Stranger: i did'nt ask that =p i asked how ARE you ...not how OLD are you :p
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You: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Stranger: sorry im english